/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10554851]

Elon Musk is starting a candy company.
It ought to be interesting one way or another!

[Anonymous No.10554880]

>Produces 5 candy bars a week
>Market cap higher than nestle

[Anonymous No.10554882]

>>10554851
>Is Tony Stark
>Now wants to become Willy Wonka
The madman

[Anonymous No.10554889]

Missed opportunity to start a men's fragrance business called "Elon's Musk." It's too late now, though, he can't do it because I've just invented it.

[Anonymous No.10554892]

>candybars shoddily constructed, filling leaking out
>some missing basic aspects of the bar like the packaging says "with nuts" but the candy inside has no nuts
>six month backlog of pre-orders

[Anonymous No.10554906]

>ok enough questions about all this boring P&L shit, I'm Elon Musk you plebs. now gieb monies or I will write a passive aggressive tweet about you, also fuck urban planning and sane transport, buy my electric cars

[Anonymous No.10554944]

>>10554889
I've also started a gun company called Elon's Muskets.

[Anonymous No.10554967]

>>10554944
Who the fuck would buy a musket in 2018

[Anonymous No.10554985]

>>10554967
That's what the founding fathers meant when they said we had the right to bear arms. They didn't have AR-15s or AK-47s.

[Anonymous No.10554995]

>>10554880
>>10554882
>>10554889
>>10554892
>>10554906

So you go to a prestigious university where examples and science experiments are done on students. One day in history you are learning about the French Revolution and the executions via guillotine. A real guillotine is in the front of the class and your friend who sits next to you is chosen by raffle to be one of the students who will be executed with it for demonstration purposes. She is only in that class because you begged her to join it, and now she is very upset. You try contacting her but she wont answer. You get to class early but she has beaten you there. She has been given a pot brownie to calm her nerves, she now seems a little giddy. What do you say to her? How do you think she'd respond?

[Anonymous No.10554999]

>>10554889
I made you some marketing material
That will be $3000 please

[Anonymous No.10555001]

He's going to spend $40 billion on a state of the art autonomous candy factory, but they'll have to shut the assembly line down every three months for weeks at a time and miss their production goals. It's working for Tesla.

[Anonymous No.10555010]

>>10554995
is this like a fetish thing

[Anonymous No.10555013]

>>10554995
"Well, that's certainly one way to get aHEAD in class." And then I ride off on my motorcycle that I have in class for some reason.

[Anonymous No.10555043]

>>10554851
It's not musk without some ambergris mixed into the candy.

[Anonymous No.10555057]

>>10554985
Oh THATS what they meant. Thanks for interpreting their words for me. What's your title? Line cook?

[Anonymous No.10555066]

>>10554985
>That's what the founding fathers meant when they said we had the right to bear arms.
Not exactly. Reread the 2nd Amendment; it guarantees a state's right to a standing, armed militia. Not a private citizen's right to keep a gun. That's NRA lobby dollars talking.

[Anonymous No.10555076]

>>10555066
Stop trolling /ck/, they're dumb enough to believe that.

[Anonymous No.10555090]

>>10555066
The Bill of Rights concerns INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS, buddy.

>the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

THE PEOPLE. Please kys

Ignore if your post was bait

[Anonymous No.10555096]

>>10555066
>A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Due to a well regulated militia being neccessary to the security of a free state, peoples right to keep and bear arms wont be infringed

[Anonymous No.10555098]

>>10554906
So Musk is a based cager since at least he's moving us away from carbon dumping. Give credit where credit is due, ok? Your pipe dream of the vast swath of amerilardistan instituting public transport is insane. Take a trip out of your beehive and realize the scope of what you think is feasible.

[Anonymous No.10555103]

>>10555098
>the vast swath of amerilardistan
No, just the parts where people actually live. I'm not advocating a subway system for Topeka

[Anonymous No.10555113]

What will happen when his candy starts inexplicably killing people?

[Anonymous No.10555116]

INVEST QUICKLY WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[Anonymous No.10555122]

>amerilardistan
Imagine being this much of an angry piece of shit

[Anonymous No.10555127]

>>10555103
the cities that can support public transit already have it.

[Anonymous No.10555138]

>>10555127
Sure they "have it" like Switzerland "has" a navy

Chicago's toy train system and NYC's decrepit subway system are completely inadequate and need to be dragged kicking and screaming out of the 1950s where they are stuck

The west coast is far worse

[Anonymous No.10555271]

what product is missing from the candy market?

[Anonymous No.10555447]

>>10554851
Too bad "Mars Bars" is already taken.

[Anonymous No.10555505]

>>10555066

[Anonymous No.10555575]

>>10555271
Those blue raspberry licorice whips filled with sour, fizzy candy powder. Saw it in Dahl's tell-all book, but I've never seen them irl

[Anonymous No.10555653]

>>10555103
Ok then, your bitch should be against flyover mentality metropolises like atlanta which do have a large population without mass transit. But don't forget, the topekas of amerilardistan are numerous and combined, account for a large carbon footprint that Musk is attempting to ameliorate because he knows they'll never change evdn whdn they have the air quality of beijing.

[Anonymous No.10555661]

>>10555653
>Implying people will ride a train system with only three stops

[Anonymous No.10555697]

He develops hypersugar. Giving anyone who ingests it diabetes immediately.

>welcome to future, have a musky.

[Anonymous No.10555760]

>>10555661
Dude, have you ever been to a "topeka?" People will get in their car and drive 1/4 mile to pick up a six pack rather than walk or bike it.

[Anonymous No.10555770]

I wonder how much MK-ultra drugs the government is going to fund him with to make his candy love our superior government with
I cant wait to eat tons of his candy

[Anonymous No.10555772]

>>10555760
>Dude, have you ever been to a "topeka?" People will get in their car and drive 1/4 mile to pick up a six pack rather than walk or bike it.

You should take 30 minutes to make a round trip that takes 30 seconds because .... health? or something?

[Anonymous No.10555800]

>>10555772
Because you don't need to save that time. What are going to do with that 30 min you might save. Shitpost online? You need exercise more than you need that.

And as for walking a 1/2 mile round trip? no more than 15 min. You could probably bike it faster than driving your car.

[Anonymous No.10555813]

>>10555800
What makes you an expert on things other people need?

[Anonymous No.10555814]

>>10555800
>exercise for 1 hour efficiently at gym 4-5 days a week (30min cardio 30min lifting)
>need more exercise to run to liquor store once a week on rest day
I'm not going to walk to the fucking liquor store 20-30 minutes to get a half pint of liquor for a drink at home
Maybe I'll walk to the bar if I don't want to get a taxi back home, but not if I don't have to

[Anonymous No.10555831]

>>10554851
makes a battery powered candy flamethrower for use in the fight against the Martian hordes

[Anonymous No.10555848]

>>10555813
I fully admit I am no expert.
But I think I am making the most statisitically likely call in the situation.

[Anonymous No.10555858]

>>10555848
Fair enough.
Just always remember. Statistics are nothing but a bunch of numbers until you apply them to a real life scenario.

[Anonymous No.10555859]

>>10554892
you forgot
>heavily subsidized by the government

[Anonymous No.10555885]

>>10554851
>Elon Musk
>candy company
it's not the kind of candy all the plebbit in here is thinking of. you people need to grow up.
he has the money.
he is involved/befriended with a lot of creepy investors/people.

So why not open up a "candy" factory?

[Anonymous No.10555929]

>>10555066
A /ck/-related explanation

[Anonymous No.10555940]

>>10554995
I'd apologize, say it was all my fault, and try to hatch a scheme to break her free.

[Anonymous No.10555951]

>>10554985
And when they came up with marriage they didn't have faggots and now look where we are

[Anonymous No.10555953]

>>10555057
Dang Jimbo, quick to anger, huh? You sound like the sort of guy who should carry a firearm.

[Anonymous No.10555966]

>>10555929
Is that last comma supposed to be there?

[Anonymous No.10555991]

>>10555814
Do what the fuck you want, but in defense of walking: It gives you something to do

[Anonymous No.10556016]

>>10554985
Which is why they owned warships. And BTW they did have multiple rounds guns back then too.

[Anonymous No.10556028]

>>10555127
>>10555138
The West coast has it bad because Goodyear, BFGoodrich and a few other car and tire manufacturers went around buying up all the light rail and public transportation systems in the 50s and shutting them down to force people to buy cars and drive more.
Yes, it's literally the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, only we didn't have a bunch of plucky toons to save the day and so the "bad guys" got away with their dastardly scheme.

[Anonymous No.10556040]

further details http://fortune.com/2018/05/05/warren-buffett-elon-musk-trolling-sees-candies-moats/

[Anonymous No.10556052]

>>10555966
Yes.

[Anonymous No.10557153]

i think 3d printed candy. on demand varieties. or sugar free thats good. not nostalgic candy, modern as all get out. candies sold in very simple containers.

[Anonymous No.10557160]

pot use is rampant at tesla. those fuckers will take to candy making in a new york minute. winning

[Anonymous No.10557165]

>>10554967
Literally everyone who lives in a state with a muzzloader only dear season

[Anonymous No.10557178]

>>10555813
He's a liberal. In his mind he automatically knows better than everyone else.

[Anonymous No.10557184]

>>10555966
I thought it looked weird too, but it's in there.
https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/bill-of-rights-transcript

[Anonymous No.10557189]

>>10555953
>snark is the same as anger

[Anonymous No.10557223]

>>10555138
In those terms you're comparing something that's very old with something new and with nations that will kick the shit of people already living in the paths of trains.

Updating the NYC subways is a logisical nightmare. If you don't understand that then you're a naive sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.10557271]

>>10557189
So is porch monkey

[Anonymous No.10557332]

>>10555697
>have a musky

[Anonymous No.10557340]

>>10554995
Is this your fetish or what because this is just silly and delusional.
Also I'd say goodluck and bid her goodbye.

[Anonymous No.10557344]

>>10557165
Are modern day muzzleloaders considered muskets? I see muskets as the historical weapon

[Anonymous No.10557347]

>>10557344
Legally muzzleloaders aren't even firearms in the US.

[Anonymous No.10557348]

>>10554851
>made a candy bar
>it's hollow
>you gonna buy a separate filling tube
>uses a few percentage of national budget to subsidize the candy factory
>you can only buy it online, trough preorder, or a specific sales spot

[Anonymous No.10557350]

>>10554995
>If you want forgiveness try asking to your demon God, now get in the guillotine kike!

[Anonymous No.10557360]

>>10554967
Same rich fucks that would buy a Chinese made flamethrower I would assume

[Anonymous No.10557367]

>>10554851
BASED MUSK SAVING NECCO

[Anonymous No.10557389]

>>10554851
What does this fucking idiot know about making candy? My family has been making candy for 100s of years, Elon is in for a big surprise if he thinks he can just meander into the candy industry like this

[Anonymous No.10557407]

>>10557389
He can certainly buy his way in with his teslabux.

[Anonymous No.10557458]

>>10554851
can't wait for this tard to crash and burn

[Anonymous No.10557524]

>>10554967
Same idiots who buy electric cars

[Anonymous No.10557549]

>>10557389
he would do well in literally any business thanks to his cult of personality following throwing money at him despite never having delivered anything