/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10554612]

It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.10554622]

>>10554612
I genuinely enjoy cold beer. In western Canada we have a pretty good beer called Kokanee. I drink it regularly.

[Anonymous No.10554624]

When you get older, you'll like it. I'm not being snarky; your taste buds change as you get older and you develop a taste for bitter and sour.

[Anonymous No.10554627]

>>10554612
ITT: I don't like beer therefore nobody else like beer

[Anonymous No.10554706]

>watery
Stop drinking pisswater macrobrews you retard.

[Anonymous No.10554725]

i'd hate beer too if all I had to choose from was american pisswater.

[Anonymous No.10554741]

ITT : soylets

[Anonymous No.10554743]

>>10554612
>this pasta again
Keep up the good fight, buddy.

[Anonymous No.10554761]

>>10554612
>le only big strong manly men drink beer to be more manly meme

[Anonymous No.10554766]

Nah. Drinking a few of these and grilling chicken. Good times

[Anonymous No.10554772]

I unironically enjoy beer, and every now and then I'll drink some crazy smirnoff gurana extract carbonated HFCS thing and realise that the grass isn't greener.

[Anonymous No.10554834]

>>10554612
I own two skirts and a sheer top, but okay.

[Anonymous No.10554960]

hops are super estrogenic.
All beerfags have massive guts and man titties but skeleton arms and legs.
Are beerbois the new soybois?

[Anonymous No.10555000]

>>10554960
Arnold drank beer

[Anonymous No.10555002]

>>10554612

[Anonymous No.10555006]

>>10554612
Put down that pussy sh*t and bring out the scotch!!!!

[Anonymous No.10555012]

>>10554612
Beer is the ultimate high test beverage. Whisky and wine BTFO

[Anonymous No.10555014]

I enjoy the buzz I get but I don't like the taste, if I find a beer I do like the taste of I find that problematic also I'm a cheapfag so I don't want to spend money on it.

[Anonymous No.10555015]

>>10554612

Ill agree with the first part of your post. I figured when i was younger "hey, it must be loved for a reason. let me try it. Ew, i mean, uh....ahhh so nice"

But as I grew older I liked more and more the taste of beer. Its a great way to unwind. Bubbly and fizzy. You chug it and it burns your throat. And it gets you tipsy to boot. It actually does pair well with pizza and burgers and when youre hanging out with friends, sipping on a beer and eating food...the pleasant drunkedness just barely caressing the edges of your inhibitions...perfect.

[Anonymous No.10555019]

>>10555012

[Anonymous No.10555026]

>>10555012

God bless America

[Anonymous No.10555031]

>>10555000
Yeah but Arnold also took a bunch of roids and PCT/anti-estro drugs.

[Anonymous No.10555046]

>>10555031
So do I

[Anonymous No.10555087]

>>10554612
>>10554624
I'm 33 and I hate beer. Tastes like shit and is, in comparison to other alcohol, extremely unhealthy. Literal plebeian bum drink.

In fact you could argue that any alcohol apart from wine and wine derivatives are trash. Wine is literally all you'll ever need and it even has a few health beneficial attributes on top.

Syrah, Lambrusco, Primitivo, Champagne/Rose, Port Wine, Sauternes, Tokaji, Icewine, Cider etc. etc. etc..... you couldn't possibly taste all within a lifetime. An infinity of varieties.

Meanwhile 'men' sit in filthy sportsbars and pubs, drinking processed piss called 'beer'.

[Anonymous No.10555119]

Anyone here /real/?

[Anonymous No.10555124]

>>10555087
I like the occasional beer, but you're right that wine is the god tier beverage. Beer is only the default beverage in flyover places because it's what was available to them 100 years ago and they believe that trying things that weren't around in their area 100 years ago is some kind of treason against freedom and Jesus

[Anonymous No.10555165]

>>10554612
>men
My first taste of beer was from a can of my dad's that I swiped while he was changing the TV's channel. This was at the age of six or seven, and I've never stopped.

[Anonymous No.10555205]

>>10555124
>area has a culture they embrace and celebrate
>made fun of for it
Oooh noooo

[Anonymous No.10555216]

>>10555205
>doesn't understand the difference between embracing a culture and having the eating habits of a toddler
Let me guess you're "allergic" to cilantro

[Anonymous No.10555241]

>>10555216
Noooo stop :( your lack of identity and true home are too much for me :(((((

[Anonymous No.10555245]

>>10554612
Ever since I had mead, yes, beer sucks. I only drink beer with food now. I still enjoy lager with a saturday lunch

[Anonymous No.10555250]

Its ok, just not as good as real liquor, and it doesnt do the job like real liquor, and real liquor is cheaper. So I dont know why you would drink a beer. Even as far as paring liquor with food, wine works better in almost every single way besides maybe some US foods.

So why drink beer? Whats the positive? Even if I found a beer that tasted amazing, why bother?

[Anonymous No.10555276]

>>10555241
The irony of this exchange is that you're the one who's always screeching about "the identity politics" and why can't we just pretend everyone looks, thinks, and lives exactly like you

[Anonymous No.10555295]

>>10555276
I genuinely dont know what you're talking about now. I thought we had a thing going

[Anonymous No.10555298]

>>10555295
When you've lost the argument, play stupid

[Anonymous No.10555302]

This is the most teenage opinion that kids try to act is manly and enlightened.

Be man enough to say you don't like beer instead of trying to imply it's not you with the aberrant opinion, but everyone else who is wrong. That's a female way of thinking.

[Anonymous No.10555327]

>>10555298
Theres no real argument here. You just said your preferred beverage is better than this other one

[Anonymous No.10555499]

First beer I had was in Germany. It tasted great, I still like fermented drinks even with no alcohol content.

American beer is piss though. Tasted like a poorly flavored sparkling water first time I tried it.

[Anonymous No.10555686]

>>10555012
eurocucks eternally BTFO

[Anonymous No.10556008]

>>10555302
What's ironic is they your opinion that this is childish is actually the childish opinion.

[Anonymous No.10556043]

>>10554612
i'd drink non-alcoholic heineken if it existed, it's that good

[Anonymous No.10556087]

Reminder that alcohol in general is bad for you
>Mostly tastes bad unless it's cider or some pussy shit
>Has bad short term effects in large dosages
>Has extremely bad long term effects in moderate dosages
>Solely exists for socializing purposes; drinking it for the "good taste" when alone is self-detrimental and sad
>Drinking for the effect of being drunk implies one is uncomfortable with oneself (e.g "I am unable to talk to people because I'm sober")
>Almost every drug-abuser started with alcohol
>Ruins families
>Creates a bunch of unwanted families
>Strong drinks like whiskey or 60% vodka has never and will never have good taste - beverages should not make the consumer feel like the drink has to be a conquered or forced experience
>Creates unwanted tension and anxiety
>Scientifically proven to alter brain functionality
>The body literally rejects consumption

The only acceptable usage is if it strongly compliments a rare meal or important life circumstances demands consumption

[Anonymous No.10556167]

>>10555124
How the fuck is that any different than snobby fucks like you clinging to some Shit compared wine as the pinnacle of taste because it came from a certain area?
And comparing wine to beer is apples to oranges to a T.

[Anonymous No.10556243]

>>10556087
Reminder that being afraid of life means you aren't living it.

[Anonymous No.10556263]

>>10554612
Goddamn that pic has me erect

[Anonymous No.10556265]

>>10556087
Reminder thinking only sweet things taste good is retarded, saying cider > beer in taste means you unironically believe sugary food > savory food and are a child when a non-developed set of taste buds

[Anonymous No.10556271]

>1 post by this ID
classic /pol/

[Anonymous No.10556273]

>>10556087
>Cider
>Pussy shit
Lmao drink some real dry stuff actually made from crushed apples.

[Anonymous No.10556685]

>>10554612
The sophisticated drink wine and spirits.
The normies drink cocktails.
The party animals drink beer.

Such has always been the natural order of things, and such it will always be.

[Anonymous No.10556693]

>>10554612
>refreshing
>strong flavor
>makes you feel good as you drink it

ur dumb

[Anonymous No.10557128]

>>10555216
what an abnormal and bemusing projection

[Anonymous No.10557202]

>>10556685
>imagining the poor bastard who gets stuck with that after she's done having her fun

[Anonymous No.10557469]

"everyone is just pretending to like beer and wouldn't drink it without alcohol and social pressure" is the 105 iq intellectual-yet-Idiot meme of the decade, straight out of Reddit and xkcd

[Anonymous No.10557500]

>>10555012
Thats kinda ironic since hops contain phytoestrogens

[Anonymous No.10557516]

>>10556685

she's hot until she starts isolating you from your friends and making them uncomfortable trying to be "one of the guys" while still asking for help to move her 1000 lbs of useless furniture and bullshit trinkets. when you finally hit her like a man from exhaustion that whole masculine act disappears . i just shouldn't have watched that webm man

[Anonymous No.10557520]

>>10554612
sage underage mods pls make OP b&

[Anonymous No.10557528]

>>10556087
one of my friends dresses up as a girl and gets fucked in the ass regularly in a bathroom stall at the tank station and he's less of a faggot than you.

[Anonymous No.10557561]

>>10555087
Shut up you demure pedophile fuck

[Anonymous No.10557570]

Beer contains female hormones lol

[Anonymous No.10557578]

>>10557570
Yea it makes you drive like shit

[Anonymous No.10557586]

>>10556685
Wine aunts and Redditors are sophisticated?

[Anonymous No.10557662]

This is the only drink worth drinking tbqhwy

[Anonymous No.10557674]

>>10557662
t. 1/32 Irish

[Anonymous No.10557765]

>>10557662
the very definition of swill

[Anonymous No.10557779]

>>10557528
Any pics?

[Anonymous No.10557788]

>>10556693
god i want to fuck meow

[Anonymous No.10557791]

>>10557662
Guinness is only nice if it comes from St James gate.

Thought Africans told me there is a Guinness soft drink called Guinness malt in 330ml cans. It's suppose to be nice

[Anonymous No.10557800]

>>10557791
malt soda is trash, i've had it

>>10557528
>america is so dangerous it has to have tank stations dotted throughout
lol

[Anonymous No.10557803]

>>10557800
not america

what the fuck do you even mean with that

>>10557779
cbf

[Anonymous No.10557804]

If alcohol didn't have any psychoactive effects no one would drink it. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.10557818]

>>10557804
non-alcoholic versions of alcoholic drinks exist, showing that those drinks are good enough to drink that they dont even need alcohol to be fun (and still viable on the market)

[Anonymous No.10557926]

>>10557804
I don't really enjoy the effects of alcohol but I drink it for the taste. There you go.

[Anonymous No.10557930]

>>10557662
Babby's first stout.

[Anonymous No.10557944]

>>10557800
No its because in some states you can drive 90 miles and not see another town and sometimes you need gas.

[Anonymous No.10557946]

>>10557944
is that why you need whole tank divisions to patrol about? is america literally a mad max style wasteland full of armored vehicles marauding for gasoline?

[Anonymous No.10557951]

>>10557662
literally the worst stout you can get, it's like being proud of your 1/32nd American(tm) heritage by drinking coors

[Anonymous No.10557970]

>>10557946
look, just because we have the real estate to play with our tanks while you crawl over one another to find a minutes peace and quiet doesnt justify being willfully retarded on your part. apply some critical thinking. We LIKE tanks

[Anonymous No.10557979]

>>10557970
i think that guy youre replying to is just an autistic moron desu

[Anonymous No.10557997]

>>10554612

I absolutely hate the taste of beer, to the point where I'd take a cup of boiling hot tea in 100 degree weather over an ice cold beer, and even I think you're trying too hard.

[Anonymous No.10558008]

>>10557997
>to the point where I'd take a cup of boiling hot tea in 100 degree weather over an ice cold beer
Hot beverages cool you down faster in hot weather anyway you dumb yank. There's a reason hot tea is popular in all the sweaty armpits of Asia

[Anonymous No.10558017]

>america is so dangerous it has to have armored fighting vehicles of war constantly patrolling its streets and highways

>>10558008
>Hot beverages cool you down faster in hot weather anyway
this sounds like fuddlore but i'll believe it

[Anonymous No.10558041]

>>10558008

Yes, of course

Except A. that's not how fucking the most elementary laws of thermodynamics works

And B. That's not why they drink hot tea in asia. They do it cause they're retarded and think you'll get sick if your stomach gets cold.

[Anonymous No.10558063]

>>10558041
Nigga you're a mammal, you've got self-regulating body temperature.
Drinking hot tea makes your body go "oh fukk its hot m8" and put more effort into cooling off

And good on you m8 for assuming Asia is limited to just East-Asia. Real class act, that.

[Anonymous No.10558068]

>>10558041
>They do it cause they're retarded and think you'll get sick if your stomach gets cold.
no they don't, they do it because drinking the water normally will kill you but boiling your water (like for tea) purifies it somewhat

it's as simple as some proto-azn going "hey, when I drink tea instead of plain water, I don't get the turbo-shits"

[Anonymous No.10558070]

>>10558017
>this sounds like fuddlore but i'll believe it
It is bullshit built around some dipshits understanding of perspective of temperature differences versus actual temperatures. That, and you fucking disgust me for (A) buying into that shit (B) so easily.

[Anonymous No.10558077]

>>10558068
They already knew about purifying water by boiling it when tea was discovered you wingnut.
Heck, it was discovered when someone was boiling water to purify it and some tea leaves fell in.

[Anonymous No.10558092]

>>10558063

That only conceivably matters if you're just mildly uncomfortably warm. If you're suffering from actual serious heat, you're just raising your core body temperature more, potentially dangerously. There's a reason they aren't handing out hot cocoa to marathon runners in the summer. Not to mention it's totally worthless in humidity where sweating doesn't work for shit.

>>10558068
To be fair, there's a lot of reasons why they drink hot tea. Chinese food is usually swimming in lard and they think it'll coagulate in their stomach if they drink cold water with it.

[Anonymous No.10558115]

>>10558092
>Chinese food is usually swimming in lard and they think it'll coagulate in their stomach if they drink cold water with it

yea its so annoying to clean up after chinese cooks

they use so many pots and grease and shit is everywhere

[Anonymous No.10560061]

>>10554706
This. Beer is fantastic

[Anonymous No.10560589]

>>10555250
>Even if I found a beer that tasted amazing, why bother
>why consume something that tastes good
Get the fuck out of /ck/ retard

[Anonymous No.10560645]

I will drink beer but I can't point to any beer that I particularly like. I can point to specific different liqours I enjoyed, but I never think "Ooh, I could really go for that one IPA I had that one time"

[Anonymous No.10560666]

Beer is the only alcohol I've ever enjoyed and I used to be an alcoholic when I was 14. I only drink beer now. A cold beer with friends at the beach. A cold beer all alone in the dark on 4chan. Helps make both situations more enjoyable senpai.

[Anonymous No.10561107]

>>10560645
You should try more beer then.

[Anonymous No.10562487]

>>10557561
Kek

[Anonymous No.10562557]

I strictly drink beer. Drink whatever you want and enjoy you underage faggot.

[Anonymous No.10562707]

>>10554612
desu all alcohol tastes like shit.

Humans drink it for the express purpose of getting drunk and somehow along the way people began to delude themselves that rotten grapes or barley or malt or potato actually tasted good and was a cultured thing.

It's the biggest cullinary meme in existence.

[Anonymous No.10562763]

I wish I could drink this again but the stores don't seem to sell it anymore.

[Anonymous No.10562792]

>>10555087
fuck you I'll take tequila over your rotten grape juice any day of the year

that or hard ciders

[Anonymous No.10562871]

>>10554612
It's an acquired taste like dark chocolate you have to have it a bunch before you start liking it. I hated it when I first started as a teenager but I drank it to get drunk. After a while, I finally started liking the taste

[Anonymous No.10562875]

I drink Gin and Juice mostly nowadays. Never liked beer

[Anonymous No.10562878]

>>10555015
this

[Anonymous No.10562890]

>>10562871
I was the opposite. When I was a teenager my dad gave me some blue moon blueberry beer and it was one of the best things I've ever tasted. I still enjoy beer now, but I prefer gin for my "get drunk" alcohol

[Anonymous No.10562916]

>>10554612
you've obviously never moved houses for a friend in mid-july you fucking soiboi.

Ive had some shitty beers, but generally if I just got done working my ass off, an ice cold beer, a fat sandwich and a joint melt away any previous problems

[Anonymous No.10562922]

>>10554622
are you a fuckin bum?
Kokanee is what the tree niggers drink to get smashed.
-t Tree Nigger who sips the Arctic freshness of Kokanee

[Anonymous No.10563157]

>>10555205
Bud light and processed food culture

[Anonymous No.10563283]

>>10557765
>>10557674
>>10557930
>>10557951
there is literally nothing wrong with Guiness

[Anonymous No.10563310]

>>10554612
I used to not understand why people drank beer.
It doesn't taste good, it doesn't get you drunk quick, it's just shit.
But after a few days of only being able to get drunk on vodka and then getting drunk on beer for the first time, I'd rather have beer any day.
Super strong drinks taste 10x worse than any beer and make my stomach hurt like a bitch.

HOWEVER, I didn't have any nice mixed drinks. Just vodka. I'd try to water it down with Monster, ginger beer, and even something literally just water, but it was always awful.

tl;dr, if i was at a bar with good mixed drinks, id rather have that or some wine than beer, if i was home, id rather have beer.

also beer is super fuckin unhealthy theres so many carbs and ugh

[Anonymous No.10563313]

Anyone asking a bartender for "a beer" is outing themselves as a pleb and/or a rookie drinker... usually some suburban schmuck that rarely gets out or a kid who just turned legal.

I'm a bartender and can tell you that if you come to the bar with a gormless glaze to your eyes and stiffly ask for "a beer" (when we have over 100 varieties) me and the other bartenders will be stifling our laughter at you once you've shuffled back to your corner seat.

[Anonymous No.10563320]

Other than at bars when drinking on-the-cheap do people actually stick to one brand like some posts here suggest? Like do people who want a moderate drinking session at home/with buddies literally buy like 6 + of the same exact beer? If so why? That's like me eating 12 small boiled potatoes as a meal.

[Anonymous No.10563332]

>>10563320
>Like do people who want a moderate drinking session at home/with buddies literally buy like 6 + of the same exact beer? If so why?
Because it's way cheaper to buy in bulk

[Anonymous No.10563354]

>>10563332
Ahh excuse my retardation, for a moment there I forgot other countries don't have shit alcohol laws like here in Norway where price reductions/sales/offers on alcohol aren't allowed... so here it makes sense to have 6 different flavor experiences as its the same price, unless you want the absolute cheapest crippling alcoholic tier bottom shelf stuff then you get whatever has the lowest can price.

[Anonymous No.10563372]

>>10557804
>if weed didn't have any psychoactive effects no one would smoke it
>if LSD didn't have any psychoactive effects no one would take it
>if cocaine didn't have any stimulating effects no one would snort it

Wow you sure got me there

[Anonymous No.10563376]

>>10563354
You mean to tell me that in Norway the price of a single beer is exactly 24 times cheaper than a 24 pack of that same beer? We have shit alcohol laws in Australia too but a larger pack will always be more economical assuming you'll end up using them all.

[Anonymous No.10563384]

>>10555087
>vomit flavoured grape juice that costs €30 a bottle

[Anonymous No.10563414]

>>10557804
>if amphetamines didn't have any pyschoactive effects no on would snort it.
>if food didn't have any flavour or calories no one eat it
Get this man a nobel prize

[Anonymous No.10563419]

>>10563313
Damn what a sad existence you must lead.

[Anonymous No.10563434]

>>10563320
>>10563320
Some people like to conceal how much the've had. If you switch drink after each glass, people will start to realize that you're on you're 10th drink but if you stick to the same type of drink every time, you can reasonably claim to have had less. Churchill was famous for this.
Some people have a favorite drink that they don't just enjoy, they use to express themselves. They use the drink like a fashion statement or something. Every time we see James Bond, he has a martini in hand. It's a personal expression.
Some people don't want to try anything new. They know martinis, they like martinis. They know they might like a sidecar, but why risk it? They're enjoying themselves as is.
And as the other anon mentioned, price. It's cheaper to buy a 20 pack of beer A than it is to buy 3 6-packs of 3 different beers. This isn't to say people don't change their drink as the night goes on, but these are some reasons some people stick to one drink.

[Anonymous No.10563447]

>>10558070
Go feed hot drinks to a hypothermic person then you cock-smuggling penis bandit.

[Anonymous No.10563453]

>>10558008
Room temperature beverages definitely are better than cold beverages in hot weather, but I'd never have a hot beverage.

[Anonymous No.10563605]

>>10554834
Post bussy

[Anonymous No.10563621]

>>10563376
Yep, I could buy 1000 beers and my buddy could buy one beer of the same brand and he would pay 1000th the price that I did. The only way to circumvent this is by buying an entire keg of beer and renting (if you don't already have one) a tap tower.

Needless to say between that and beer costing 3-10 euros a can/bottle - homebrewing is very popular here.

[Anonymous No.10563639]

>>10555012
my wife

[Anonymous No.10563648]

>>10554761
wow a stock image of women holding beer up in front of their faces

[Anonymous No.10563649]

>>10557516
>>10557202
cool your autism fellas, girls are allowed to have fun too

[Anonymous No.10563656]

>>10557578

[Anonymous No.10563692]

>>10563621
I heard the Tuareg have hot tea in the desert because it's supposedly refreshing

[Anonymous No.10563701]

>>10563453
Meant to reply to this

[Anonymous No.10563703]

>>10563419
How pray tell is it sad to have fun with colleagues at work at the expense of idiots who are unaware they're being mocked?

I'll give old folks leeway and pour them the most basic cheap lager we run because they grew up with decades of there being one pilsner that was >90% of the beer sales and a couple other 'strange' ales and stouts nobody seemed to buy.

A twenty-something ought to know better, and when you ask for 'a beer' I will automatically go to the house beer on tap which is our spontaneously fermented huckleberry ale at 9% and that'll be $12 thanks.

If i go to a restaurant and ask for "One food please" they will rightfully look at me like I'm an imbecile.

[Anonymous No.10563713]

why can't wh*te people handle beer?

[Anonymous No.10563723]

>>10563313
>Anyone asking a bartender for "a beer"
i have never seen this happen

[Anonymous No.10563730]

>>10563703
Yeah, well if they just ask for "a beer" it's obviously the house beer they're asking for. If you work at a place with such a homosexual house beer, you're the one with the problem.

[Anonymous No.10563733]

>>10563723
Worked in a bar? maybe it's a Europe thing, has happened both in my home country and where i live now and seen it on vacation... japan too but then those guys basically only have like 3 beers.

[Anonymous No.10563738]

>>10555015
You nailed it dude, I think for me it's half the alcohol and half conditioning but whenever I take that first sip of beer in a while it's letting go of a breath I didn't even know I'd been holding, it relaxes me like nothing else

[Anonymous No.10563745]

I'm Danish. I don't think I ever heard someone ask for "a beer" but if they did I assume they'd just get a Tuborg or Carlsberg, no questions asked.
Also, I swear that's the same thing in two different bottles.

[Anonymous No.10563752]

>>10563730
Which would probably be okay in a flyover backwoods dive bar but not any place that has a half added selection.

Like I said I can feel a customer out and decide to circumvent the true house ale in lieu of a clean light lager if I like them, otherwise I'll maliciously comply with their order.

Doesn't bother me at all its just funny. Now if you want to make a bartender hate you, look at them blankly and ask what they recommend... don't even give them the type of beverage let alone beer style, if it's red or white wine, brown or clear spirits etc. Force them to give you the third degree to feel out your preferences and then say you just want a lager hahaha.

[Anonymous No.10563758]

>>10563752
*half-assed

[Anonymous No.10563761]

>>10563745
Really? Cause 'en ol/öl' is a super common order in norway and sweden

[Anonymous No.10563763]

>>10563733
i've never worked in a bar but I go to bars a lot. i've never seen someone order just "a beer"

i've heard beers ordered by type, and one of my local places has a "house blonde", but never just "a beer" like it's some shitty american sitcom

>maybe it's a Europe thing,
i've heard of this phenomenon before but usually of amerimutts doing it, since their new drinkers at 25 years of age have only seen people order drinks in movies and on tv where they cant name stuff and the character just says "gimme a beer" and then gets served instantly from beneath the counter

>>10555015
>beer
>You chug it and it burns your throat.
jesus christ americans are such fucking pussies holy shit

[Anonymous No.10563767]

>>10555006
>proceeds to do two shots of jamie and then puke

>>10554622
>>10562922
ive only had Kokanee once and it was like drinking stale water. most tasteless beer ive ever had. i think it was flat right out of the can, too. utterly disappointing experience, like having a lukewarm shower with no pressure

[Anonymous No.10563770]

>>10563752
you seem to be under the impression that anyone cares what the drinkbot thinks

[Anonymous No.10563776]

>>10563761
Maybe I just go to the wrong places.
I'm more of an at-home-in-the-garden drinker.

[Anonymous No.10563778]

>>10563770
One PBR with extra DNA for you, sir.

[Anonymous No.10563791]

>>10563770
the drunkbot deserves your sympathy, he's had a hard life

>>10563730
>if they just ask for "a beer" it's obviously the house beer
there is no such thing as a "house beer" in 99% of bars

[Anonymous No.10563813]

>>10554612
Im a coeliac... I would give anything to be able to enjoy real beer and not the gluten free swill that they palm off to us for twice the price.

Buy a prosecco, or any bubbles. Make up something to celebrate, nobody will feel that you are less of a man.

[Anonymous No.10563819]

>>10554612
Dude, you need to be 18+ to post on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.10563838]

>>10558008
on an infrared camera they make your surface appear to be cooler, faster... because they make you sweat and sweat is your bodies emergency mechanism to cool down.

They still raise your CORE temperature more than cold drinks, and core temperature is the important one in this case. I mean... they make your hypothalamus panic and start dumping water as fast as possible through your fucking skin.

Its like... claiming that accelerating will let you brake better before the accident because your disk brakes work better at high speed...

Stupid.

[Anonymous No.10563855]

>>10563838
>claiming that accelerating will let you brake better before the accident because your disk brakes work better at high speed...
i dont think you understand how brakes work, but this is actually done for tires, drivers swerve about and intentionally lock their wheels sometimes to get better traction later by heating up the tires and getting the rubber nice and supple so it sticks to the track

>They still raise your CORE temperature more than cold drinks, and core temperature is the important one in this case.
not really, you're not going to raise your core temp enough to be dangerous just by drinking tea, but you will cause yourself to sweat which will make you feel cooler and more comfortable. the fluids lost to sweating dont even matter, since you're rehydrating yourself by drinking the tea

[Anonymous No.10563884]

I'm friends with some beer "nerds". They groan and moan about the beers that I drink. They get special edition stouts and craft brew IPAs while I just get some light beer that I think is refreshing. Give me a Corona with a lime in it and I'm happy. They are also "bacon and beards" people. Really awful to be around sometimes desu

[Anonymous No.10563892]

>>10563884
>"bacon and beards" people
im thankful that this fad seems to have mostly passed here in Montreal, but sometimes you still encounter people wearing bow ties with flannel shirts and suspenders with sickeningly gelled hair and it's just fucking upsetting

[Anonymous No.10563977]

>>10555087

> Lambrusco

[Anonymous No.10563988]

>>10563855
>i dont think you understand how brakes work
You misunderstand.

Suppose you're driving and you have to brake for an emergency situation What works better? Just braking, or accellerating first and then braking afterward?

[Anonymous No.10563992]

>>10563884
Hey, kid, beer and bacon are very good for you.

[Anonymous No.10563998]

alcohol is degenerate. why not engage in a more fulfilling lacto-fermented beverage like kefir soda?

[Anonymous No.10564004]

> stop liking things I don't like

Beer is honestly the only alcoholic drink that I'll drink because I like the taste of it.

Drinking straight spirits for enjoyment on the other hand I do not understand. I don't get how someone could come home from a 12 hour work day and think 'ah, I could really go for a glass of whiskey right now'. I mean, I drink at least a bottle of rum a week but I'm not pretending I like the taste. Spirits are for getting drunk, beer is for enjoyment

[Anonymous No.10564014]

I love drinking beer casually, usually 1-4 when I do. I also drink rum because I hate myself

[Anonymous No.10564059]

>>10554612
Stale pasta is S T A L E

[Anonymous No.10564183]

Nothing wrong with girly drinks, masculinity is overrated.

[Anonymous No.10564206]

I drink bud light exclusively just because i hate the taste of beer. Beer is uniquely carbonated and is super refreshing in light form with little taste. I don't like strong tasting heavy beers. Plus those yeasty beers give you gas and make your stomach sour

[Anonymous No.10564839]

>>10555031
>He doesn't shoot roids
>being this soy

[Anonymous No.10564869]

>>10557946
Whatever helps you sleep at not you obsessed faggot

[Anonymous No.10564883]

Honestly in modern western society, if you’re a man over the age of 22 and don’t like beer then you have had your masculinity suppressed in some way. Granted this is the western conception of masculinity and the competitiveness and pissing contests that often drive men to start liking beer definitely aren’t constructive or positive in a lot of contexts. But given the circumstances if you don’t like beer you’re a fucking pussy who should grow up.
t. Liberal who’s fed up with cucks

[Anonymous No.10564903]

>>10563310
All women should be shot

[Anonymous No.10564910]

>>10564004
Then you're drinking shitty spirits. A well balanced whisk(e)y is ridiculously easy to drink.

[Anonymous No.10564962]

>>10564883
>modern society as a masculinity standard
>"le drink this liquid or u cuck"
>liberal

You goddamn cocksucker, if you back your masculinity on drinking some shit liquids I have bad news for you.

t. Already been in about 30 fights and almost killed a guy

[Anonymous No.10564964]

>>10564962
>almost
lol fag

[Anonymous No.10564997]

>>10557662
Haha I like it too, friend.
I think it tastes great.
Especially when it comes with the nitrous ping pong balls.

[Anonymous No.10565021]

>>10564962
You fucking little nimbly pimbly little girl. You are basically a baby who is also a pussy of a small scared sniveling dog.

You aren't a man until you've been in 47 fights and almost killed 3 SEPARATE people. Not to brag, but I've also killed nearly 100 mosquitos and I don't ever drink milk until sundown.

Fucking little pussy bitch

[Anonymous No.10565044]

>>10564962
its not that your masculinity is determined by whether you drink beer or not its just that if you dont drink beer its likely that somewhere along the lines your masculinity was suppressed. the means by which i started drinking beer were for sure toxic and a result of not wanting to look like a bitch in front of new friends. im not saying that its a good or positive process that gets people drinking beer. im just saying that contextualized within modern society its likely that youre a fuckin contrarian wiener if you dont drink beer. and it just so happens that most contrarian wieners are cucks who like sriracha and only drink mixed drinks because its more "cultured." but im drinking to get drunk 90% of the time. mostly because im in college lol

[Anonymous No.10565046]

>>10564964
>>10565021
Yeah, I'm sure all that sarcasm will make up for the fact you're a literal cuckold that bases his masculinity on drinking diarrhea in a can.

[Anonymous No.10565051]

>>10565046
It's incredibly uncharitable of you to assume we were being sarcastic when we took your post at face value.

[Anonymous No.10565055]

>>10564962
fighting some orcs in an rpg doesnt count as fight

[Anonymous No.10565066]

>>10565044
Do you realize this doesn't make any sense whatsoever since in the west being a good goy cuckold effeminate and subservient to women is what is NORMAL?
Do you also realize that said cucks idolize IPAs and coffee, and bacon... The list goes on.
So I'm contrarian to THAT? Good on me.
And no, no drink substitutes being masculine when it counts.

[Anonymous No.10565067]

The first time i unironically enjoyed a beer was in Dublin, the Guinness brewery. Fresh as fresh and on tap. Beautiful. Legitimately delicious. Store bought Guinness is like a different beer.

[Anonymous No.10565078]

>>10565066
>WOULD YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE LIKE BEER COFFEE AND BACON?
Damn nigga, you right, the fall of the west is upon us and only straight-edge motherfuckers who will (almost) kill dudes in a fight can save us

[Anonymous No.10565091]

>>10565078
>saying "nigga" at all
I just hope you're an actual nigger and not a soywigger.
>who will (almost) kill dudes
Because going to jail is so fun. You can be manly and have self-control, tyrone.

[Anonymous No.10565098]

>>10565091
I'm trying to take your tough guy act seriously, but I'm still laughing at the mental image of you shriveling up in disgust when presented with bacon like some kind of twink muslim.

[Anonymous No.10565115]

>>10565098
I do like bacon you cocksucker, we were talking about estrogenic piss (beer). I was just using bacon as an example.
>tough guy
Yeah, it's a real shame that anything manlier than having a boys night out while jamal gets a go at your wife is being seen as tryhard and edgy nowadays.

But hey, enjoy your bitchtits your on your way to transition will all those hops in your watery shit.

[Anonymous No.10565121]

>>10565115
>likes bacon
Wow, look at this cuck over here. I bet you drink coffee, too.

[Anonymous No.10565140]

>>10565115
I guess my opinion is skewed because I’m a young person (22) and in college if you don’t drink and go to parties then you’re not really “hip” or whatever. To each their own but if you’re trying to have the most stupid fun and get laid then partying is the best. I’m also just kind of a shit head when it comes to drinking so take what I say with a grain of salt

[Anonymous No.10565168]

>>10558068
the same goes for Europe
in the mileages someone discovered he wont get the shits if he drank fermented after because alcohol purifies it

that's why they mostly only drank beer and even children and babies were given beer.

[Anonymous No.10565295]

>>10554622
>Kokanee
please fuck off back to the rez

[Anonymous No.10565314]

>>10554612
It's okay. You can admit it. Spinach sucks. You, like so many other adults at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first bite of that watery, bitter, green mush and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm an adult," you think, "and adults are SUPPOSED to like spinach. It's the natural order of things." So you kept eating. You ate until your tastebuds became numb to its leafy bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured grown-upness. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for spinach!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your childish company orders their burger and fries with ketchup, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a spinach salad." you say to the waiter, a sadness behind your eyes. Because adults eat spinach. It's the natural order of things. And you are an adult, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.10565320]

I don't like beer because my hearty Scots-German genes give me a ridiculously high tolerance and it just takes fucking forever to get a buzz drinking beer

[Anonymous No.10565335]

>>10564962
>Backing your masculinity on fights

Insecure much?
I bet you have a small dickl

[Anonymous No.10565351]

>>10554612
>>10565314
i don't really like beer or spinach desu

[Anonymous No.10565357]

25 y/o male here. I've tried every type of alcohol from dark beers to light ones, from nice wines to cheap whiskey, from straight shots to the fruitiest cocktails around. And it all tastes like bad cough syrup to me.

It's not a taste I'm willing to acquire. I've only ever been drunk once in my life and while it was somewhat pleasant, it's not something I need to experience again. I'm not going to start ruining my liver and my wallet by consuming this shit on a regular basis.

I don't like vinegar either. Might have something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.10565361]

>>10565357
Thx for your opinion based soylentboy
I'll put that one in the diary

[Anonymous No.10565367]

>>10556685
Lol is that UMD?

[Anonymous No.10565384]

>>10565361
>Soylentboy
Never had it. Soy milk tastes like shit though.

[Anonymous No.10565406]

>>10565367
yes

[Anonymous No.10565461]

>>10554612
>bitter, amber liquid
Yes, this does, indeed, suck ass. Stouts and sours however do not.

[Anonymous No.10565473]

>>10554612
Beer contains so much estrogen it will literally turn you into a pregnant, big-tittied woman.

[Anonymous No.10565493]

>>10565473
20 micrograms per liter was the highest any study found, btw

[Anonymous No.10565611]

>>10565314
Replace spinach with salad and adult with woman

[Anonymous No.10565622]

>>10556087

He is not wrong. Everyone else is in denial.

[Anonymous No.10565623]

>>10554624
I've liked the taste since that one time I got to taste a little as a kid so I'm not sure where I fit into your world view.

[Anonymous No.10565663]

>>10565473
fuck me i need to go to the off license asap

[Anonymous No.10565666]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lPtr6dQrnY
Relevant

[Anonymous No.10565675]

>>10565663
If you actually believe the amount of phytoestrogens in the food we eat is at high enough levels to actually do anything you deserve what you get.

[Anonymous No.10565784]

>>10554612
didn't like it at 16
thought some lighter ones were ok at 17
enjoyed it from 18 onwards

I sometimes try sweeter tasting alcoholic drinks but most taste like shit to me, unlike rotten american palates I can't really handle overly sweet drinks
good beer tastes great and you know you'll have a nice aftertaste unlike with sweet shit

[Anonymous No.10565832]

>what the american doesn't get about beer

the single best thing about beer is sitting at a terrace on a sunny day and drinking a cold, good beer with some mates, maybe have a smoke too, feeling the upbeat, friendly atmosphere of people around you doing the same thing and enjoying the cool breeze, the clear skies, the cobbled streets and beautiful buildings your ancestors built hundreds of years ago

yanks can never feel this

[Anonymous No.10565854]

>>10565832
You're aware America is several hundred years old, correct? And that cities and villages existed hundreds of years before it ever became a unified nation, right?

Europeans aren't really this ignorant, are they? How embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.10565859]

>>10565854
fuck up american scum.

[Anonymous No.10565934]

itt: people who haven't had good beer

>>10555087
>Syrah, Lambrusco, Primitivo, Champagne/Rose, Port Wine, Sauternes, Tokaji, Icewine, Cider etc. etc. etc

Quad, Kriek, Gueuze, Saison, Schwarzbier, Hefeweizen, Witbier, Dunkelweizen, Kettle sour, Baltic porter, etc, etc, etc

[Anonymous No.10566008]

>>10554612
I can't believe people didn't notice this was pasta. OP didn't even have to try.

[Anonymous No.10566019]

>>10566008
How dare them discuss something, we should all be posting in sip threads right.

[Anonymous No.10566025]

>>10554612
Occasionally I find a sweet, non-fruity beer that I can tolerate, otherwise I just drink spiced rum and scotch when I want to drink.
If I don't want to drink actual drink, I'll just buy vodka and any lemon lime soda available.

[Anonymous No.10566204]

>>10555000
he also drank testosterone

[Anonymous No.10566694]

>>10563703
>we've gotten to a situation in modern day where even bartenders act like pretensious hipster snobs
disgusting

[Anonymous No.10566712]

>beer is super refreshing
>makes you more dehydrated and thirsty than soda

Water is the only acceptable drunk unless you're a morbidly obese manchild chugging soda, or a gut wielding sheep who is pounding a drink that causes higher estrogen levels than soi.

[Anonymous No.10566744]

>>10566712
>no sweet tea

[Anonymous No.10566771]

>>10566712
You should drink at least 12 cups of water every day, i bet your skin looks and feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.10566855]

>>10563372
youre a fucking retard. that doesnt apply even in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.10567131]

>>10554612
I hate beer. It's VERY difficult for me to even finish half of a beer. It's not for me, though just because it isn't doesn't mean I care if others like it.

[Anonymous No.10567141]

>>10557516
too real

[Anonymous No.10567392]

Wine is the only acceptable and actually good tasting alcoholic beverage , prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.10567627]

>>10567392
Get yourself a 4 pack of Gulden Draak and get back to us

[Anonymous No.10567698]

>>10554622
kokanee is absolute piss

and its available in every province you fuck

[Anonymous No.10568118]

>>10557516
Yikes. Wanna talk about it?

[Anonymous No.10568363]

>>10555119
had a few of their beers in the Dallas airport
very nice
can't get em where I live

[Anonymous No.10568620]

>>10567392
get yourself a nice single malt before uttering such nonsense.

[Anonymous No.10568736]

>if I don't like it, it must be forced by society

[Anonymous No.10568768]

>>10568736
Hes not wrong though

[Anonymous No.10568777]

>>10568768
How is he not? That's like saying everyone likes coffee just because they have to, which is nonsense.

[Anonymous No.10568846]

>>10557578
Underrated as fuck

[Anonymous No.10568866]

>>10557578
great post

[Anonymous No.10568875]

>>10556087
Wise man. Great job on triggering the alcucks.

[Anonymous No.10569223]

>>10555119
Back when I was drinking hard, I loved that stuff. Tasty, a little funky and refreshingly different from the standard deluge of IPAs. Also cheap as fuck for its ABV. I had to go sober though. I miss that drink.

[Anonymous No.10569327]

>>10557578
winrar

[Anonymous No.10569379]

>>10557578

[Anonymous No.10569823]

>>10557578
Put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.10569842]

>>10554612
I drink beer because it's cheaper than drinks, and because every fucking drink is just so fucking sweet.

[Anonymous No.10569854]

i love beer, id rob a store for it if i had a gun

>>10557578
probably samefagged (You)s but i chuckled 2bh

[Anonymous No.10569911]

>>10554612
I like beer, but I like cider even more

[Anonymous No.10569920]

>>10555012
>High test
>Literally contains estrogen and reduces test

[Anonymous No.10570328]

>>10555119
Real Ale master race.

[Anonymous No.10571798]

>>10569920
Not in any discernible quantity, pleb.

[Anonymous No.10571817]

>>10554612
Beer is literal shit for slaves but just fucking lol if you actually stare at that trashy sludge women drink in envy.

[Anonymous No.10571833]

>>10554612
because beers cheaper than burbon at a bar...

[Anonymous No.10572265]

>>10554622
I loved looking for Sasquatch on the labels

[Anonymous No.10572383]

>>10554612
People who think like this have had nothing by lagers in their life.

[Anonymous No.10572394]

>grape juice and tequila infused slushies
bleh

[Anonymous No.10572618]

>>10554612

[Anonymous No.10572621]

>>10555087
>in comparison to other alcohol, extremely unhealthy
Actually it's better for you than almost anything except red wine.

[Anonymous No.10572632]

>>10554612
>Because men drink beer.
If I want to look ultra manly at a bar, I'll have an old fashioned.

[Anonymous No.10572939]

>>10565854
The church downtown is from 400 years before Columbus was born, you are simply unable to compare to most of Europe when it comes to any sort of heritage.

[Anonymous No.10572982]

>>10572632
You'll fail.

[Anonymous No.10573003]

>>10565320
This.
Scots-German Master race will take over the World!!!

[Anonymous No.10573018]

>>10554612
I hang out in a room full of giant robot toys and watch 40 year old shows aimed at five year old Japanese boys most the day. Why the fuck would I suddenly care about being manly when it comes to beer?

[visiblesage No.10573020]

>>10554612
i'm so sorry you live in shit beer country, anon.

[Anonymous No.10573035]

>>10566008
If you don't respond to pasta people will begin to accept it as fact.

[Anonymous No.10573048]

>>10566008
We all know it's pasta, idiot.
People just felt like having a beer thread.

[Anonymous No.10573351]

I'd kill for a beer right now. It's been too long. Last thing I drank was a bottle of don q 151 a few weeks ago. Was a little too much for me.

[Anonymous No.10573471]

>>10572939
Maybe if more yuros went to church, it would be a less degenerate continent. But I'm sure it is nice to brag about the 'culture' and 'heritage' your people have abandoned and now wear as a hollow trophy.

[Anonymous No.10573517]

>>10555087
I get you don't like beer, but unironcally why not both?

A nice, crisp beer can be he'll of tasty. And I've never turned down a glass of vino.

[Anonymous No.10573518]

>>10565832
yanks are incapable of feeling anything positive at any time. they truly are a toxic people

[Anonymous No.10573520]

>>10566712
>>makes you more dehydrated and thirsty than soda
wtf no it doesn't. you talk like someone who's read a lot about alcohol but has never actually drunk a beer himself and thinks beer has similar effects to pounding back straight whisky

[Anonymous No.10573527]

>>10554612
Still taking the bait, keeping these threads alive...

[Anonymous No.10573535]

>>10572632
>whisky and "sour mix" with a spoon of sugar poured in
wow so manly such macho omg its just like i read on artofmanliness.com XD

[Anonymous No.10573560]

>>10573527
It's not bait

Americans are actually like this

[Anonymous No.10573571]

>>10565832
So enjoying the things you had absolutely no hand in, in other words?

[Anonymous No.10573580]

>>10573571
What do you enjoy then?
Are you really so simpleminded you think people can't enjoy the weather because they didn't create it?

[Anonymous No.10573591]

>>10573580
im telling you man, americans dont enjoy things. it's just not in their blood. they are incapable of it. why do you think they constantly elect people they hate and do nothing but complain about their laws, but then turn around and shit on other places for not being like them? americans only enjoy being upset, or rather, they don't enjoy it, but it's what they amuse themselves with

[Anonymous No.10573659]

>>10573591

im telling you man, europeans dont enjoy things. it's just not in their blood. they are incapable of it. why do you think they constantly obsess about america's lack of culture and do nothing but complain about americans and their historical ignorance, but then turn around and shit on americans who respect and uphold their ethnic heritage? europeans only enjoy being obsessed, or rather, they don't enjoy it, but it's what they amuse themselves with

[Anonymous No.10573665]

>>10573659
"I know you are but what am I" is no longer valid banter outside of Pre-K. Take a class.

[Anonymous No.10573771]

>>10573665
If that's all you took from my post, you're a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.10574289]

>>10556087
That describes everything in life. Especially oxygen, fuck that cancerous shit.

[Anonymous No.10574501]

>>10557930
What are some better stouts?

[Anonymous No.10575075]

First time I drank a room-temp stout was the first time I wholly enjoyed alcohol. Tasted like creamy, bitter water. Before that I thought liking beer was a weird gene thing, but I was shown that it truly is just an acquired taste.

[Anonymous No.10575587]

>>10573471
It's still in regular use so I don't know what you are talking about

[Anonymous No.10575619]

But I drink cider and mead

[Anonymous No.10575787]

I love lager. Slightly less bitter than carbonated water, and a creamy after-taste. Beer is shit though

[Anonymous No.10576026]

>>10575787
>thinks beer is shit
>likes the shittiest beer style

wew

[Anonymous No.10576044]

>>10576026
>my opinion is fact

WeW lAd

[Anonymous No.10576053]

>>10554834
That doesn't mean you are a woman

[Anonymous No.10576558]

I like beer once in a while but I'd rather have bourbon

[Anonymous No.10577351]

>>10554612
i like it on a really hot day

its the soda of alcoholic beverages

[Anonymous No.10577985]

>>10554612
Beer is pretty great, I don't give a fuck about all this gender horseshit, I'd drink a sugary pink cocktail any day if it wasn't so migraine-inducing with the sugar content

[Anonymous No.10577989]

>>10554960
This is actually the only point that OP could've made that was logical, beer legit tastes good though

[Anonymous No.10578015]

>>10563752
>types out all this retard faggot shit

>doesn't bother me at all

Yeah I'm super convinced

[Anonymous No.10579072]

>>10577989
It legit tastes like dog shit.

[Anonymous No.10580195]

>>10554622
>Kokanee
When I went to Whistler Blackcomb this was some of the worst shit I've ever had

[Anonymous No.10580246]

>ITT: Literal Soibois
Beef is an acquired taste and the more you drink it, the more like it.
You'll get to the point you would rather drink the beer than some fruity gay shit like Tequila Sunrise, Trash Can, Quelude, Screwdriver, or whatever sweet shit.
I hate the sweet shit.
I honestly prefer a bitter beer.

[Anonymous No.10581101]

>>10565357
Try bleach faggot

[Anonymous No.10581135]

>>10554612
>people say they like this thing I don't like
>they must be lying to themselves
Another one of these ay?

[Anonymous No.10581162]

>>10566855
>If X didn't have the effect people consume it for, no one would consume X.
Gee you don't say?

[Anonymous No.10581534]

>>10554612
I like steel reserve

[Anonymous No.10581616]

>>10554612
Nah. There are so many different styles, and different variations of each style. You don't know what you're talking about, dude.

Well, I'd hate beer too, if I only ever had a miller lite I stole from my dad's fridge and thought they were all like that.

[Anonymous No.10581624]

>>10554612
>OP unironically shilling for fruity sugary fagshit drinks
Dude I think you're gay lmao. Your dad wishes you would have been born female instead so he wouldn't have to be ashamed of his "son"

[Anonymous No.10581628]

>>10557578

[Anonymous No.10581638]

>>10554612
sugary drinks make me want to throw up and hard liquor is too strong, for me beer is just right

[Anonymous No.10581640]

>>10554622
Nasty....beinaken n coronas beat em

[Anonymous No.10582813]

>>10579072
Your opinion is bad friend, sorry. This isn't even mentioning the hundreds of different styles of beer that exist either

[Anonymous No.10582815]

>>10581616
/thread

[Anonymous No.10583026]

>>10555087
>pedophile holds onto childish things like sweet tasting food and avoiding bitter flavours
Like fucking pottery. Age regression fetishists need to hang

[Anonymous No.10583027]

>>10554612
Beer is my least preferred alcohol