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>cinco de mayo
>no Mexican food thread

What’s the spi/ck/s eating for dinner tonight?

>> No.10553937

>>10553912
>spi/ck/
>spics
Jesus Christ OP

>> No.10554811

Made fresh guacamole and pulled chicken burritos. Shit was tasty af.

>> No.10554872

Mexican here. I just had a chicken sandwich, and for dinner I'll probably Vietnamese.

>> No.10554879

>>10553912
Mole

>> No.10554922

>>10553912
I'm going to make some chili verde and corn tortillas.

>> No.10554938

>>10554872
SELF HATING CULTURAL AUTHENTICITY APPROPRIATION!
JK, you do you, based spic Anon.

>> No.10554951
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>>10553912
Love fajitas and latinas. Spicy and Sexy

>> No.10554993

I think it would be awesome if Mexicans picked some random US holiday and used it as an excuse to do stereotypically American things.
I suggest Flag Day.

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10555022

Didn't make any mex food today because I have leftover thai curried chicken, but I'll throw in a pic of some carne asada I made a while back because mexibros are based af! I culturally appropriate like a madmsn.

t. Gringo

>> No.10555028
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>>10554993
America stole rightful mexican land, gringo. They are just mexicans celebrating their rightful heritage.

>> No.10555033

>>10554993
The most American thing we could do is go to the bar and get drunk on Cinco de Mayo.

>> No.10555038

>>10554993
People for the most part don't care about 5 de Mayo in Mexico other than a few school children in Puebla

>> No.10555053

>>10554938
I haven't lived in Mexico since the late 90s, and haven't regularly visited since about 2008, but unless things changed drastically while I've been away, Cinco de Mayo isn't a holiday in Mexico. It definitely wasn't a federal/school holiday, and I don't even think it was a bank holiday. The busy, touristy central streets (like Ave. Revolucion in Tijuana) go all out, but they're catering to tourists.

>> No.10555065

>>10553912
>tfw want to go out to a mexican restaurant
>no friends
>only friend is a flake and can't rely on him to show up

all i want is to have some buddies to go drinking with or eating with every now and then

>> No.10555069

>>10554993
>bitching about americans celebrating cinco de goblino when they swarm to mexico like rats

>> No.10555079

>>10554951
disgusting

>> No.10555101

I made chicken quesadillas the other day. I guess I could make them again tonight if I can get off my lazy ass and start the chicken brining process.

>> No.10555105

>>10553912
I hope that at least u know tjat 5 de Mayo its only a victory celebration against France during French Inteevention. And also that September 16th of 1810 is the beggining of Independence War and we get Independence from Spain until September 27th of 1821

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>>10555101

>> No.10555118

>>10554993
Only pipopes from Puebla care about this. We lost the war against France

>> No.10555132

>>10555053
I know, just wanted to make a stupid slightly relevant joke. Also, some Mexicans are the absolute worst food police despite shit like dorinachos existing.

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>>10555111
Ugly piece of fat. Eat this better

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>> No.10555158

>>10555133
There's more fat in that steak than there was in my quesadilla, bro.

>> No.10555174

>>10555155
Those flautas need more cream and cheese and less lettuce plus a shitload of salsa roja

>> No.10555185

>>10553912
mexicans don't celebrate it, pocho

>> No.10555188

>>10555053
Are u really a mexican? Yes, 5 De Mayo its not an official holiday like March 21st for Benito Juarez natalicie

>> No.10555189

>>10555174
They don't need "less lettuce," they need no lettuce. And cabbage instead.

>> No.10555193

>>10555028
We made a payment, and although squatting did occur, mexicans were granted citizenship after the war

>> No.10555199

>>10553912
Nobody gives a fuck about that beaner garbage.

>> No.10555202

>>10555118
>thatsthejoke.png
Mexicans don't celebrate Cinco De Mayo and Americans don't celebrate Flag Day

>> No.10555210

>>10555188
Yeah. Like I said, I haven't lived in Mexico in quite some time, but I went to school in Tijuana, and it wasn't a holiday. I don't think I even learned about Cinco de Mayo until I started attending school in America. I do remember that a few years back, bankers and accountants were trying to fight to make May 5th a bank holiday, but that was more of a union/labor dispute than a cultural one.

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>>10553912
Pochos of the world unite!

>> No.10555224

>>10555189
Estas loco! You fat gringo! Doesnt need cabbage at all. And yes, fucking flautas are served with lettuce

>> No.10555232

>>10555210
So you were a pinche oendejo in school. We mearn this in primary school

>> No.10555242

>>10555202
It's actually make me respect Mexicans more and consider celebrating it. I never got the butthurt over Cinco de Mayo and St Valentine's day. We like to get fucked up and pretend to be cultured by celebrating other cultures. I don't see the harm.

>> No.10555248

>>10555224
No mames, las flautes se sirven con repollo, guey. Les vas a poner queso amarillo tambien, pendejo?

>> No.10555251

>>10554951
It's weird but dressing and behaving slutty is actually the opposite of sexy. Funny how that works.

>> No.10555256

>>10555242
When I was a kid, Halloween wasn't a thing in Mexico either. You had to go "al otro lado" (across the border; lit. "the other side") to get candy.

>> No.10555259

>>10555033
Accurate answer desu

>> No.10555279

>>10555256
I celebrated Halloween during 1990s before being 12 in Oaxaca

>> No.10555288

>>10555248
Sin repollo fag. Claro que esa shit of american cheese its not even cheese but a cheese product under FDA regulations. Mejor vete a chupar caguamas

>> No.10555309

>>10553912
A burger this is an America holiday not a real Mexican holiday only people I know who celebrate it are the whites from work

>> No.10555329

>>10555309
Its small time celebrated in Mexico and its not an official day off and not considered a BIG EVENT

>> No.10555341

>bowl of canned pumpkin, plain, heated up
>eating dried squid now
Yeah. Also mexican food is ass.

>> No.10555354

>>10555309
I was at a liquor store today and stood in line behind three mexicans who were dressed up like they were about to go to a party.

One of them asked the cashier if they had done much business today because of cinco de mayo.

I assume by the way they were dressed and the fact they were buying rum and shit that they were going to "celebrate" it, the american way, as in use it as an excuse to get drunk and party

>> No.10555392

>>10555354
Chicanos? Right?

>> No.10555454

>>10555392
dunno exactly what that means but I would guess they have lived in the US the majority of their lives, taller than most fresh over the fence mexicans and there clothes were more normal than the mexicans that party in cowboy hats and shit

They were speaking spanish amongst themselves but at least one of the girls would say a lot of things in english randomly in their conversations

She was the same one randomly chatting with the cashier so maybe the most americanized one of the group

>> No.10555491

>>10555354
It's pretty much the Mexican st patrick's day

>> No.10555616

>>10555454
So probable chicanos. How can you not know what a fucking chicano is? Maybe was well clothed chicano but a fucking chicano in the end

>> No.10555660

>>10555616
>How can you not know what a fucking chicano is?

Why should I? I don't hang out with wetbacks and they mostly live in trailer parks and work in poultry plants and shitty restaurants in my area so no need to be an expert on what type of mexican someone is. I'm not a fucking farmer or some shit

>> No.10555676

>>10553912
Corona with lime and a crunchwrap for me, esse!

>> No.10555998

Why are Mexicans so damn sexy?

>> No.10556009

>>10555998
Because you have a thing for girls with bitchy attitudes who age like an animal corpse left in a swamp.

>> No.10556014

>>10555998
>t. 5'4" 300lb brown beaner than makes women uncomfortable with his aggressive advances
Only "show bobs" Indians, hairy fat wops, and ashy ass ghetto black dudes have you beat in that category.

>> No.10556015

>>10555491
I thought the Oyresh loved Paddie's
Day? Or did they only start liking it because of America?

>> No.10556023

>>10556009
>who age like an animal corpse left in a swamp
So... fantastically well?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_butter

>> No.10556104

>>10556023
>So... fantastically well?
Oh boy.

If mexicans are notable for anything, it's definitely not aging well.

>> No.10556116

>>10556104
Then use an analogy that illustrates your point. That's the point I was making. You could have said "animal corpse left in the sun," or "on the street" or "in the desert," or whatever. But you picked one of the few things that actually does a great job of preserving animal tissue.

>> No.10556267

>>10556116
I didn't use the analogy. I just replied to your hilarious commentary on the analogy about mexicans.Go fuck a swamp.

>> No.10556307

>>10556267
I will. And 400 years from now, someone will find my mummified dick and put it in a museum because of how well it held up.

>> No.10556327

>>10555660
>>10555616
Chicanos are the worst desu

>live in US literally entire life
>lmao fuckin whitey im mexican and proud of it
>visits mexico once
>lmao pinche paisa yo soy del otro lado no me hables asi wey

>> No.10556333

>>10556104
>something that’s made in very specific and perfect conditions represents every possible scenario
>but muh English bog butter
You’re a fucking idiot. I didn’t say “left out in the sun” because it could just dry up. Mexican women don’t dry up. They bloat and stink as they rot. Go try making your bog butter in a Louisiana swamp, dumbass.

>> No.10556343

>>10556327
Al final puto gringo. You are only mexivan if you born and been reaised until 18 in Mexico

>> No.10556850

>>10553912
stop appropriating culture, you fucking swine.

>> No.10556856

why else isn't there a thread. they don't want anyone else to celebrate their culture any more than normal americans want them to dictate policy in our country. glad that shit day is over.