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Cheese Edition. Any webms are welcome but you earn double points for cheese related or original content.
does anyone have the webm of an indian guy making omelettes?
>>10553550>earn double pointshow do i check how many points i have?
>>10553550How does he get out without breaking the eggs?
>>10553577Currently zero since you didn't post anything.
fuck off faggot, other one is still up webm boi.
>>10553778HOW DOES HE GET OUT?
>>10553811Why is /ck/ so fucking terrible at forcing memes?
>>10553567Of course. Here you go!
>>10553778>glorious nippon eggs folded over 1000 times
>>10553930>Delicious healthy food>Dump literal gallons of melted cheese over everythingWhy do Americans do this?
>>10554009>pure carbs are healthyWhy do Europoors do this?
>>10554009>outing yoursepf as anerican by not knowing what raclette is
>>10554009Actually, that's a swiss/french dishhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raclette
>>10554013Of the 3 macros, the least of it is carbs. That meal is mostly protein and fat
>>10554009>thinking an American would even begin with a healthy food basis
Anyone got the video of a chef preparing crab in carious ways?
>>10554013>making up stuff about europeans>resorting to infantile namecallingWhy do Americans do this?
>>10554052Everything in this video seems alien to me.
>>10553550How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
>>10554009>whining about cheese in a cheese thread
>>10554063I had to turn that off after the first 5 seconds of him fumbling. Does he still have all his thumbs at the end?
>>10553978i dont like this
>>10554085There's a difference between enjoying cheese and abusing it. Fucking amerimutts
>>10553978That anon who couldn't afford milk for his cereal could've used that milk.
>>10554009I give this bait a 5/10. You got a couple people but I'm not your average fish.
>>10554121Again, like so many have already told you, that dish isn't American.
>>10554090yes but its terrible all the way through. its not hard, you just need to cut the adductor muscles
>>10554124Yet there you are, flopping around in his net.
>>10554127Too bad none of that changes how shitty Dominos Pizza is
>>10554140>pointing at the hook is the same as being caught by it??????
>>10554174I'm sure there's nothing more to this story
>>10554159You gave him your (you).The only way to win is to ignore.And fish can't even point.
>>10554174fucking meme'd, this is what happens when you fuck with people earning minimum wage. What a faggot lol, got cucked by a burger girl.
>>10554174did he have his dick out or what?
>>10553778you know I've always wondered, why don't japanese omelettes include add-ins like western omelettes? Seem like it'd be easy to throw like some onions and spinach in there at least. Is it a cultural thing?
>>10554185>>10554297he tried to use a hardees gift card at mcdonalds
>>10554297He honked the horn at them.
>>10554315How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?
>>10554315>filenamenice>>10554328he can't, he has to cook them all first
>>10554360When are we gonna get around to doing this to an actual giant squid?
>>10554310I know I'm pushing my luck but.. more?
>>10554375Those big ones probably taste like shid.
>>10554306That's not exciting
>>10554328There he goes. He posted it again.
>>10554253Shit I didn't realise this was so pointlessly large, I should resize it.
>>10554253Reminds me of an asshole popping out anal beads
>>10554428thanks for your consideration
>>10554459were they good?
>>10554459Not bad at all anon
>>10554459>gay baby millennial has to constantly be filming everything he doesi wish you dropped your stupid phone in and blew up your asshole to mars
>>10553577You need to go back
>>10554140how no break eggos?
>>10554174do really americans do this?
>>10554470Fuck yes they were good. The thinner one was actually the best because of the marbling. They'd actually been frozen for a couple months so I'm really glad how well they turned out.>>10554474Thanks>>10554480What problems do you have with filming grilling, anon? It was 15 seconds of recording and someone wanted to see it.
>>10554253This triggers my arachnophobia
>>10554140>overcooked egg sandwich with the eggs outside the breadThe king would never serve that.
>>10554315how DOES he GET out for real folks, just how. did he died in there or got out. or did his virgin half ditch him without saying a word?
>>10554031The meal was literally mostly potatoes and bread you blind retard. If you are talking about the webm he posted (the full English), England is no longer apart of Europe. So either way you're retarded, because he wasn't referencing his own webm, he was referencing the Raclette (since the post he replied too was talking about the Raclette dish being healthy).
>>10554621>England is no longer apart of Europe.Retard alert
>>10554621>England is no longer apart of Europe.Really? I could have sworn that Great Britain was still on the European plate. When did they move it, and where did they move it to?
>>10554621>str8 up retard here folks, screaming for attention.
>>10554630Why are they so terrible at pouring? Looks tasty though
>>10554127Why does he try so hard at a mediocre job where even if you get promoted will never make more than 20 dollars an hour even if you become an owner?
>>10554646>girlno, you're wrong.
>>10553929Ruined it once he put the sauce on
>>10554665Just a girl like any other. Don't be mean
>>10554301I'm sure they do sometimes but to answer the general thrust of your argument the answer is because a lot of asian food, yes that includes japan, is habitually bland.
>>10554669Huh, I was actually hoping to see a webm of real lavage.
>>10554662damn, gordon is looking rough
>>10554695Weird. He legit seems more normal and less moronic in his body language when it's reversed
>>10554715Does this mean his videos only make sense when played in reverse.
>>10554721can i have those graham crackers after she's done using them
>>10554584That's because your so called king doesn't know shit!
>>10554728easily the worst egg king, can practically taste the butane in the egg through this webm
>>10554009>Why do Americans do this?Swiss
Why so many egg sandwich street food vendors? It's a pretty basic food, I can't imagine what the draw is
>>10554758very cheap, fast, hot food with decent flavour, especially in countries such as india where beef is not widely eaten and so things like burgers and kebabs are completely impractical drunk/night shift worker foods
>>10554306Yep, that's a guy shooting at butter.
>>10554770also, eggs are available all year round and can be stored for relatively long periods of time without refridgeration
>>10554775I assume Glock's researching special bullets for shooting Americans.
>>10554754>he doesn't even know about the high flame cooking techniques known as Wok Hei.>thinks he's qualified to commentNigger please..
>>10554745>"This Griller named Pajeet, he may shit in the street but his omelettes are pretty neat ."
>>10553756nice meme you got there
>>10554819>tfw I make that everyday
>>10554819Pretty clever to build your restaurant on top of hell
>>10553929Fell for the fast cooking meme. Not a bad egg sandwich but ruined it at the end when he transformed it into something else.>>10554140Fucking terrible. Overcooked egg and 99% of the flavor will come from his feet. I would rather eat an egg sandwich from the virgin than this guy. >>10554315Perfect. This man is basically set in stone the only correct way in how to make an egg sandwich. >>10554728Flames, speed, preparado. This man is a meme with all the tricks in the book only to serve a plate of vomit.>>10554745If it wasn't for the amount of oil and all the old egg he scraps to into your sandwich it would be bad but I'm literally gagging writing this. I would still eat his egg sandwich in fear of all the hitmen he has and that leather shirt is menacing.
>>10554859Give up, surly king. The sweat dripping from your dirty wife beater is no substitute for salt. Your sandwiches are under cooked and flavorless, except for that disgusting musky sweat taste. Fix your fan.
>>10554745Don't these people worship chickens?
>>10554629>>10554636>>10554642>leave the EU>just because the land mass is still in the european continent you are EUHmmm, I guess brexit was for nothing then huh?
>>10554945No one said eu though. Europe is the continent, eu is the european union
>>10554819>we need bok choi!>when do you need it?>yesterday!>on it boss
>>10554945>Dumbass Europeans can't even tell when people are talking about their entire continent
>>10554957This. And not to mention Brexit hasn't even taken effect yet.
>>10554957Yes, but you don't call English people Europoors anymore you fucking retard. Just the same way you don't call Mexicans American just because they are in North America.Are you really this dense?
>>10554646>thicc girl>girlLiterally looks like the amerimutt meme
>>10555023What, no, it's not the same at all you fucking idiot.
>>10555023Brace yourselves, he's going all-in!
SO HOW ABOUT THAT COOKING AND OR FOOD? I FIND IT MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN GEOGRAPHY.
>>10554915He clearly throws some salt on.
>>10553550Those graphics pissed me off. Some retard added that shit thinking it looked really clever and mathematic. Fucking hell.Also, this is the best cheese cutting video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6vP4eDmEQ
>>10555023Leave my country you absolute unit fucking hell Mexico is in north America you retard
>>10554503wtf is this
>>10554646I want to date him so bad
>>10555063>clearlyHe throws something on there alright, but that could just as well been a handful of sand.
>>10554174How can I buy this girl a beer?
>>10554646El goblino gordito...
>>10555095Perfect coffeeSays right there
>>10555141Wouldn't this make more sense if they were the glazed kind? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain ones.
>>10555137>you will never experience such bliss
>>10555159Which porno is this?
>>10555194>Shun knife product placement.
>>10555153Women can't cook lmao
>>10555093>calling someone retarded when your reading comprehension is this bad???
>>10555164Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.
>>10555206How does she get out without breaking the butter?
>>10555227>tfw haven't had sushi in monthsI'd deepthroat that desu
>>10555237i'll take you out for sushi if you deepthroat me
>>10555244no way fag
>>10555244that's a dude you're talking to
>>10555244How about I knock you out, steal your wallet and then get sushi for myself, faggot?And then I'll deepthroat you.
>>10554052>bowl of cheese with gravy on topWhat the fuck, America?
>>10555266Everyone on this site is either gay or bisexuals who masturbate to women. Nobody on this site has actually had sex with a woman.
>>10554013Not only are you grossly misinformed about the differences between carbs, protein, and fat, but that meal looks unironically amazing.
>>10555265way to make your age obvious
>>10554027>>10554021Congratulations on finding the bait.
>>10555280speak for yourself you fucking failure queer
>>10555282So bread and potatoes aren't carbs? Were it not for the laws of this land I would have killed you.
>>10555306sabers are basically western katanas
>>10554360I'm a little disappointed they cut it in half to gut it. Can you imagine serving the squid whole and stuffed? Or calamari rings bigger than the plate they're served on?
>>10555306Two friends of mine are getting married later this year. I think I'm going to get them a saber for the champagne at their wedding.
>>10555342I'm sure that will go over exactly as planned with no mishaps whatsoever.
>>10555336Is this the new crust cutting
>>10555141Why? Not "Why is she doing this?" Obviously the answer to that is, "Because people are masturbating to it." Just why.
>>10554745absolute egg kino
>>10555194Aside from the fact that he's using entirely too much cheese, I've never understood what the problem was.
>>10553778>tfw you're the only person who understands the joke (even if it's a bit of a stretch)
>>10554651Why be mediocre at any job.
>>10555293I have no idea what he just did, or why he did it, but I like it.
>>10553604What was the hipster eating?
>>10555442more like faggots eating
>>10555442looks like a dry instant ramen square wrapped in seaweed
>>10555506One of the worst recipes I've seen in my life.
>>10555506I feel like the amount of effort it would take to make this would just be better spent either: making something else, going out to eat, or just actually making the same thing but from scratch.
>>10555293asians are the most disgusting group of ""people""
>>10555398>butter on bread>oil on grill>more butter on bread
>>10553911That thing is too cute to eat. I would feel bad, especially after he tucked it into a little bed and covered it up with an egg blankie like it's his bear son
>>10553550Italians are retardedSo much effort for a shitty result
>>10554123This, wasting milk is a faggot activity
>>10554503Do you have any more of these?
>>10554584How does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?
>>10554013>american doesn't know what carbs areExplains a lot.
>>10555342I hope you let them know before hand that you plan on being an attention seeking faggot
>>10555095it was the /ck/ vs /o/ game from earlier today. /ck/ won 3-1
>>10555400Because the fag you replied to is an entitled bitch who was born at the turn of the century and can't comprehend a proper work ethic
>>10555582youre too cute
>>10554555is there a reason he overpoured the sake?
>>10554685Isn't this the video where they cook the pizza in a garbage-fueled oven?
>>10554651hes a brainwashed slave
>>10554529>>10554555There's just something so comfortable about these clips.
>>10554174love this losers rage
>>10555687yes and he throws few olives at the top of pizza also.
>>10555582>That thing is too cute to eat.
>>10555673It's just to look generous with the booze.
>>10554127>throwing all that shit aroundI'd hate to clean up the store after him.
>>10555196Ava DalushDon't know the niggers name
>>10554702I guess so? I mean it looks like it could be tasty, but fuck, put some ham or bacon and onions and green peppers and stuff in it. A dense log of egg with filling sounds wonderful. And yes, I realize that this can be a sushi topping but still.
>>10554052Not sure what this is, but it looks pretty tasty. Like a french onion soup.
>>10554859shut the fuck up retard
>>10555673It's just a traditional Japanese thing. They used to drink sake out of the little wooden boxes like you see the glass sitting in. Now they pour sake into the glass and let it overflow into the box so it looks like you got more. As opposed to ordering a glass of red wine and it only being filled 1/3 the way.
Have you ever seen something that made you not want to eat anymore? Pic related has made it hard for me to eat meat since I watched it.
>>10556057why though? don't tell me you have a heart made of butter
>>10556060>you know those cute little sculptures the Japs make out of rice? What if we took that concept, but made it fucking gross?
>>10553911cute but it would taste like shit>heating sesame oil to cook in>using fresh glutinous rice for fried rice>pan clearly not hot enough5/10
>>10554174can i get this with sound?
>>10553911Is this by a real asian? Sesame oil is a finishing oil, not a cooking one
>>10556181Not on this board.
>>10556186but like a youtube video or something
>>10556182You can cook in non-toasted sesame oil. The finishing one is *toasted* sesame oil which has a strong flavor and a low smoke point. The non-toasted oil is mild in taste and handles deep frying temps just fine.
>>10555506don't know how people eat this heavy ass shit for breakfast. Guaranteed to make you feel like shit just because of all the sodium.
>>10555506>what if we took a breakfast burrito, but made it needlessly complicated and shitty?
>>10556224>mass of carbs>mass of cheese>WA LAthese videos were always lazy, but it's reached new lows.
>>10556006>so it looks like you got moresounds like a jew move
>>10554127the John Henry of domino's pizza
>>10556060I'm beginning to think Star Wars is some sort of social virus that destroys people. I don't know how grown men can be so fucking pathetic that they need some form of their fantasyland on display at all times. Literally babby tier coping mechanism.
>>10556272I know right? How fucking dare people enjoy something? I come home from my job in the mines and just smash my dick in a drawer until it's time to sleep.
>>10556328I'm not saying don't enjoy things. I'm saying that these people are mentally unstable. It's not just a hobby or past time.
>>10556332I don't have an appropriate enough vomiting image. This webm made me physically retch.
>>10556328Enjoying things is fine. Enjoying cartoons and children's toys as an "adult" is kind of strange.
>>10556331Got it, so you're saying people should only like what you like.
>>10556332Okay, I've seen some sick shit but this one almost made me vomit.
>>10556368>I've seen some sick shitdamn... you're so hardcore
>>10556352literally all i'm saying is that when your hobby becomes an obsession that isolates you from adulthood perhaps it's time to limit exposure.
>>10556351Hey it's not all that bad to enjoy cartoons or stuff like that just for god sake have some moderation.
>>10556362I have a hunch it's porn.
>>10556176this makes nobsense you don t look inside thr sandwixh when yoy eat it what the fuck this sjit ism too k7ch im fuxking done wfyck this planet
>>10556362sleep tight, pizza
>>10556378Are you ok anon? Do I need to contact a hospital?
>>10556176>autistic kid with a tumor on his chin playing with cheese>parental skeleton helping color said cheese>skeleton using the stove because apparently 13 is too young to "cook">stupid fucking face in frame so he's clearly not even holding the cameraFor what purpose?
>>10555095FIFA 19 demo
>>10556378hello my fellow al/ck/ poster
>>10556377I had no idea the pizza in bed can be seen as anything sexual
>>10556176I wonder why he has a growth on his chin. Maybe form all of the fucking food coloring.
>>10556397it's in a bed anon, naked... think about it
>>10556397Nothing sexier than enjoying some cheese pizza while cozy in bed.
>>10556402>>10556406Stupid sexy pizza!
>>10554480Mad that your mom won't buy you a phone because you have no one to call, huh?
>>10555212I guarantee there are ten men who have made this for every woman who has
>>10554146>>10554651>>10555857y'll niggas be retarded if you think that's how he normally does it. He is clearly attempting a world record
>>10556332only white people would come up with something retarded like this
>>10554306I hate people who shoot butter.
>>10556459LA Beast is our food record guy, he has over a dozen world records.
>>10556482Not only that, he's using a Glock to destroy the butter. What a fuckin' asshole.
>>10556352Jesus christ you're vain
>>10555223By cooking all the butter first, then walking out.
>>10554758What do you think is quick and easy to make, egg sandwiches or an entire entrée?
>>10556451>woman can't cook and needs to copy men to make something stupid LMAO
>>10555637I never thought of it that way, you're right I'll inform them I'm going to be awesome at there wedding.
>>10554503>surly egg kingMy fucking sides
>>10555398Why would there be a problem?
>>10556272t.just posted the homemade cheese stormtrooper pics to Pinterest.
>>10554013>ends with dipping the sausage in the yolkWhy did they have to make it so sexual all of a sudden?
>>10556332On scale 1-10 i'll rate is 11, as high as1.the maggots eater from sideroad carcass.webm2.the snot eater woman gif
>>10556332jackass did this like 18 years ago first with the vomit omelette
>>10556425well if my mom got me the fucking the phone then obviously i would have her to call now wouldn't i dumbass?
>>10555137Anyone know the story? I assume he just avoided going to jail / is going to jail / just got out of jail
>>10556257Nah Chinese are the Jews. Japanese are all about presentation and chances are a glass of sake in an izakaya like that only sets her back like 250 yen.
>>10554765Would still eat it.I have a strange affinity for meat combined with sweet, even where it clearly has no place.
>>10555845It's difficult to tell apart videos that were made ironically or unironically in this world.
>>10554555that sip she took was nearly erotic
>>10555293What is it with Chinese eating live animals for shits and giggles?
>>10555312oh god stfusabers are for poking while katanas are for slashingvery different weapons
>>10558155>sabers are for pokingdo u even fence bro?
>>10555182Every chef worth his salt has a chicken hairdryer in the kitchen
>>10558426Alright then, one more. But then you do your homework!
>>10553778That looks great
>>10554646What is this, a crossover episode?
>>10554745the literal definition of chadHe fears no man and no egg