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Greetings fellow chefs, al/ck/oholics and McChicken Enthusiasts.

Today is the return of our 4cc Divegrass team to competition, and not only that, as the Surly King of the Egg Fort
will be making his on pitch debut tonight as /ck/ faces /o/ in our first of 4 group Matches. Come along and witness
the fun and memes and hopefully a run blessed with bettter fortunes than previously.

Our Match schedule for the Spring Babby Cup:
Tonight 17:00 UTC vs /o/
Tomorrow 6.05 ~22:20UTC vs /bant/
Friday 18.05 ~19:40 UTC vs /po/
Sunday 20.05 ~17:40 UTC vs /g/


We are the first match of the day, so don't be late.

>Where can i watch?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page
click the cytube link

>What the fuck is this?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ#What..._is_this.3F

>Who is playing on our team?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/

>> No.10552934

>>10552923
you are so godamn cringy gay

>> No.10552937

>>10552923
I Love you

>> No.10552944
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10552944

Rest of the team without the new players who'll be debuting today.

>> No.10553001

Bumping for surly egg king

>> No.10553003

>>10552923
We'll probably get btfo again feelsbadman

>> No.10553022

beat those /o/ faggots

>> No.10553026

>>10553003
trust the system

>> No.10553069

>>10552944
Wheres giant tit vietnam girl

>> No.10553072

>>10552944
>>10553069
Or cerebral palsy girl

>> No.10553078

>>10553069
Teams are locked for this tourney. There's gonna be a vote open for new ones next tourney soon though.

>> No.10553079
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10553079

Due to me running lower and lower on time to invest into managing i am looking for replacement/assistance in managing the team

if anyone is interested in doing so please hit me up on skype or discord
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Contact#.2Fck.2F

>> No.10553097
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Post eggs to give surly King your energy

>> No.10553117

>tfw for /ck/ to win he has to break the eggs

>> No.10553189

20 minutes.

>> No.10553190

20 minutes to go, for anyone confused with timezones

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>>10553097

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>>10553097

>> No.10553223

>>10552923
How does he get out of there?

>> No.10553234

>>10552944
replace "do americans" with klaptorg please

>> No.10553245

Needs the 'vark sauce

>> No.10553276

Here we go.

>> No.10553288

here we fucking go

>> No.10553292

we go fucking here

>> No.10553306

>3 joeys on pitch

wewewe

>> No.10553314

TRULY PERFECT COFFEE

>> No.10553315

PERFECT COFFEE

BLACK

>> No.10553318

>>10552944
Yeah this could have used a bit more updating. I'd replace..
Sriracha with Aardvark
Get rid of the IPA and put in white 0 calorie fag juice
There should be a sardine man somewhere
No Gordon Ramsay? Chef John?
>>10553069
>best girl
>cerebral palsy
>playing soccer
I'm ok with it. Hope Solo would be fine too.

>> No.10553319

the absolute state of /o/ right now

>> No.10553320
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He's done it

>> No.10553322

>>10553318
Ramsay is right there. Look again.

>> No.10553335

fugggggg

>> No.10553337
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>>10553322
Man he's funny looking there. Use this pic instead.

>> No.10553342

>>10553337
Ramsay is literally Gordon Ramsay on the team. Ja/ck/ is >do americans really do this, but the people in charge made an error putting the mod in.

>> No.10553350

stream is down

>> No.10553351

>>10553350
It's just a standard rigging procedure, don't worry :^)

>> No.10553354

cooking myself in sweat here

game is stopped whilst the stream is down

>> No.10553363

>>10553350
They're putting the fix in.

>> No.10553365

>we've moved to /brapcup on twitch
lads

>> No.10553367

>>10553365
CyTube is the same

>> No.10553380

FRIDGE KETCHUP

>> No.10553382

FINALLY THE LUCK IS ON OUR SIDE

>> No.10553384

Put your ketchup in the fridge, it stays good longer that way.

>> No.10553386

KETCHUP IS FOR THE FRIDGE

>> No.10553396

PERFECT

>> No.10553397

based coffee

>> No.10553398

IT'S /ck/'S YEAR WOOOOO

>> No.10553399

>THE DRIVETHRU FAGS OF /O/

>> No.10553406

I can't believe /ck/ won a game

>> No.10553413

Now thats a start to a cuprun

tomorrow we play again already against /bant/

~22:20 UTC


hope to see you lads around again

praise Cofee
praise the Surly King

>> No.10553417

>>10553406
>/r9k/ won yesterday
>/ck/ won today

Is this the year of foodcels?

>> No.10553424

>>10553417
Tendie Patrol

>> No.10553428

>the broke-down rust bucket of /o/

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Goal 1

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Goal 2

>> No.10553746

I love this particular kind of autism. Thank you anons. Also,

>>10552923
how does he score without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10553765

>>10553097
Ya think anybody in whatever country he's in has told him that he's achieved meme status on 4chan?

>> No.10553880

>>10553765
Doubt it. We should find him and tell him. What is that even from?

>> No.10553939

>>10553880
Original video is here, you could creep the channel and try to work out where it's being filmed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

It's incredible, every other video on there has barely a dozen views, then the egg king has 11 fucking million.

>> No.10553972

>>10553939
Channel is run by somebody from Thailand. Going off the ambient noises and skin tone it's somewhere in southeast asia still. Possibly Thailand because the guy is from there. Maybe somewhere he's visiting.

>> No.10553979

>>10553880
I have no idea. Only seen it here. No watermarks. Looks like tourist footage. From the looks of them, I'd say it's somewhere tropical. The motorcycle helmet says "Jesus is my copilot" apparently unironically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

With sound. 11 million views. Comment consensus is it's in India. A comment claims to be him. An internet mystery.

>> No.10553992

>>10553979
I'd believe it was the philippines off the helmet.

>> No.10554001

>>10553972
Bangkok has a big thing about eggs on a stick. They are goose eggs right? Because they are huge. I don;t think I've ever seen a chicken egg the size of a tennis ball.

>> No.10554011

>>10554001
Definitely possible. He is the surly king, he needs eggs fit for one.

>> No.10554012

>>10553097
Is the customer in the foreground knocking back raw half-shells with yolks in them?

>> No.10554025

>>10552923
>fatty mcautism replaced with /sip/
/ck/ is officially dead

>> No.10554042

>>10554025
I don't even know why /sip/ was added desu. /sip/ plays for /fit/. Hopefully it gets nixxed when OP runs the player suggestions poll at the end of this cup.

With a good win on game 1 we have a real shot of playing in Summer instead of Autumn, so it'll be sooner rather than later.

BELIEVE IN /CK/. A win over /bant/ tomorrow is the perfect start. Top of the group.

>> No.10554061

>>10552944
>'racha
>not vark

>> No.10554079

>>10554061
This is the #1 suggestion by everyone and probably going to happen for next cup. In the past mods have really tried to stop cup discussion on /ck/ so the roster hasn't been truly updated for a while.

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>>10554042
if we promote, i will have a poll ready to run at the end of the cup or during the knockouts.

if we don't i would advice waiting till closer to our next outing to better reflect the state of the board then, pray for the former outcome.

I again strongly encourage anyone with some spare time and motivation not spent on cooking, drinking or researching the location of the Egg Fort to step up and either help or fully take over the running of the team (including stuff like polls) (see >>10553079 )

>>10554079
yea
pleasantly surprised this thread lived on (pls no jinxing)

>> No.10554150

>>10553992
I’m sure it’s India. I have eaten from an egg fort in Rajasthan when I was backpacking. It looks almost identical in its layout. They have 100’s of them setup over there

>> No.10554152

>>10554150
Good god. They're spreading. And have unlimited power.

>> No.10554201

>>10554150
>>10554152
food and waterborne illness will win the day.

>> No.10554221

>>10554201
If we're playing a board of international shit like /bant/ next we need all the immunity possible.

>> No.10554446

>>10552944
I'm surprised TAI HAO LE isn't a player. Just use juan mata's head.

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>>10552923
>Two boards which boil down to "America vs. Europe"

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>no guy fieri
wtf who made this team?