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[Anonymous No.10548930]

I am tired of the anti black coffee sentiment coming from people , its getting really annoying. Earlier today I was made fun of in a thread on here for telling an idiot that putting creamer in your coffee makes it a sugary desert and not coffee! Now I understand you fucking idiots may not be able to understand the complex nature of the flavors in a nice freshly brewed freshly ground cup of black coffee because you idiots work in a warehouse and black coffee is scientifically proven to be enjoyed by people with a higher iq but us blackies (a slang we use in our black coffee groups it just means you enjoy black coffee its not a racist term blackies are actually heavily against racism) are tired of getting made fun of! We demand and deserve your respect just as any other person does. The good thing is though we dont need it. We do what we do not for you sugar coffee drinkers but as a subtle nod to other blackies that we are the intelligent people so we can join each other in laughing at you idiots as you go back to your job making $20 in your low IQ jobs.
So to the asshole that made fun of me in that thread earlier FUCK YOU!! Blackies unite in this thread.

[Anonymous No.10548982]

>>10548930
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.10549008]

Nobody on /ck/ unironically puts creamer (or cream and sugar, essentially the same thing) in coffee. Creamer is for fatasses and children. Most I'll do is add zero calorie sweetener like English Toffee Stevia to some weaker blends, but never cream.

[Anonymous No.10549136]

>>10549008
desu milk and no sugar is a good choice when the coffee is over roasted trash (so in most chain coffee shops, at work etc.), but using both milk and sugar is just for people who hate the taste of coffee

[Anonymous No.10549155]

>>10549008
>adding artificially sweetened vegetable oil emulsions to my coffee is better than adding pure, wholesome cream
lol blackfags are fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.10549191]

>>10548930
I haven't been able to find any good coffee near me
so im going to put as much creamer or milk as I want
if retards could roast some good coffee then sure.

[Anonymous No.10549202]

>>10549155
he means a natural sweetener and not calorie-free creamer, you dum-dum

[Anonymous No.10549207]

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change".*

[Anonymous No.10549219]

>>10548930
I know this is a copy pasta, but I agree. I only ever drink coffee Black, if you get the good stuff then why fucking ruin the flavour with sugary filth? You don't dip your cigar into a bowl of sugar before you smoke it

[Anonymous No.10549230]

>thinking coffee tastes good on its own
Sound like a form of Stockholm Syndrome. The culinary equivalent of thinking your drug dealer is a swell guy.

[Anonymous No.10549232]

>>10548930
Who the fuck cares about you drinking that antiandrogenic watery nigger piece of shit? Fuck off numale cuck. Coffee is pure shit.

[Anonymous No.10549236]

>>10549230
you've just never had good coffee in your life, much like most people
90% of the market is burnt, bitter pre-ground garbage that's been sitting in some dusty werehouse for a year

this is completely incomparable to good coffee

[Anonymous No.10549256]

>>10549232
sir you got a community college class to get to leave so the grown ups can talk
>>10549207
funny joke kid but its no joke that women get wet when they hear you order black coffee its scientifically proven that it shows a man to be more classy and dominant when he drinks black coffee

[Anonymous No.10549273]

>>10549256
>sir you got a community college class to get to leave so the grown ups can talk
M'lady

[Anonymous No.10549291]

>>10549273
ha! nice joke...funny thing is though you're the joke here , bud !

[Anonymous No.10549299]

Black coffee is for fags

[Anonymous No.10549309]

>>10549202
>Most I'll do is add zero calorie sweetener
read the post again, dipshit

[Anonymous No.10549352]

>>10549309
>stevia isn't natural
You're adorable.

[Anonymous No.10549376]

>>10549352
>i have no reading comprehension so i'm going to move goalposts: the post
kys yourself brainlet

[Anonymous No.10549393]

>>10549376
Actually you're the one with zero reading comprehension, on top of being a brainlet. Stevia has zero calories, and it was specifically mentioned.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ELQNRE

[Anonymous No.10550928]

Why do most black-coffee drinkers ego-drink? I drink black all the time, but I don't act like I'm manlier than someone who orders a double-double.
Just drink whatever suits your fucking taste palette.

[Anonymous No.10550944]

>>10549008
I go as far as putting ice cream in my coffee literally just for the calories. it keeps me from overeating sweet stuff on its own and also from snacking too much throughout the day

>>10549155
americans are stupid, what can I tell you

they'd rather take "Green Tea Supplements" than just drink a cup of green tea

[Anonymous No.10550950]

>>10548930
Like your coffee how you like it, fine....but all I can say, is that I worked at Starbucks for 15 months back in the mid 2000's while in college and literally the only people who ordered black coffee were fedoralords/neckbeards/obvious-incels....the stereotype exists for a reason

[Anonymous No.10550956]

>>10549236
this but it's worst among "real" coffees you get from fancy grinding ships and cafes

Folgers, Maxwell House, and even store brands are just fine to drink. it's all the fancy shit that ends up tasting like someone burnt some red wine in a saucepot, because they know that the average faggot who drinks it isn't drinking it for the flavor but to flex with their Aeropress(tm)

death to america,this is all america's fault

>>10549207
realpost going with my friends with starbucks is stressful a f because ordering normal coffee there is really strange-looking, sometimes there's visible dust on the drip coffee dispenser (assuming they even have one)

[Anonymous No.10550974]

>>10550928
>Why do most black-coffee drinkers ego-drink?
americans are incapable of happiness or enjoyment and need to find other reasons to mimic the habits of the rest of the world like the belligerent children they are

[Anonymous No.10550984]

>>10549236
>roast my own coffee
>grind my own coffee
>brew my own coffee
>pour my own coffee
>add cream
Try and stop me, copper.

[Anonymous No.10551006]

>>10549008
I mostly drink black coffee
but every once in a while I like to make a cup of 50% hot cocoa, 50% coffee
best thing in the universe after coming inside from snowy days.

[Anonymous No.10551100]

>>10550944
Ice cream in a cup of brewed black coffee? That couldn't possibly be that weird. Affogatos are fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.10551106]

>>10549393
>Natural flavors
>nope.jpg
I'd rather eat something created in a lab; at least in that instance I know it never came from a beaver's asshole.

[Anonymous No.10551110]

>>10548930
Putting cream in your coffee doesn’t make it sweet. Putting sugar in your coffee makes it sweet, and only if you put a lot of sugar in it. Quit being a faggot. Coffee isn’t steak. People can enjoy coffee however the fuck they want. Anyone who doesn’t eat medium rare steak cooked only with salt and pepper and finished with butter/garlic butter is a fagtron tho.

[Anonymous No.10551116]

>>10550956
>(assuming they even have one)
They always have a drip coffee dispenser. There is not a Starbucks in the world that does not. That said, they probably only dust when they're getting a food safety audit or a visit from the health inspector.

[Anonymous No.10551141]

>>10548930
I'm a poor student and lazy as fuk. So I drink the cheapest rotgut coffee instant available in my store, and only add milk for my morning coffee (50/50, "ruined coffee" Dutch style).

Tbh I only do it to ingest the initial cup of black goddess more quickly, so I can proceed with drinking it black.

[Anonymous No.10551211]

>>10551100
normal commercial ice cream sometimes is made wth extra gelatin or egg and it can result in a strange pulpy texture

luckily, I've found that President's Choice, a no-name brand in Canada, tends to be pretty natural and is pretty creamy so it doesnt have that problem

>>10551116
I remember going to one once that said they didn't have that, but maybe they just didn't have coffee made and I didn't see the dispenser. still,
>That said, they probably only dust when they're getting a food safety audit or a visit from the health inspector.
exactly, but things that are well used don't stay still long enough to accumulate dust, get washed after heavy use, etc. obviously, starbucks is not about normal coffee. I don't think I've even seen a hot to-go cup from there in a long time, only the clear ones for fraps and braps