/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10548683]

Name a better combo
pro tip: you can't

[Anonymous No.10548692]

Enough of those two, and you'll never have to really taste anything ever again.

[Anonymous No.10548714]

>>10548692
It's the breakfast of skinny people, tasting things is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.10548724]

>>10548692
Heaven

[Anonymous No.10548733]

I want to know this feel but I don't like ciggys, would one work or is it a build up sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.10548736]

>>10548683
zero nutrition. breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all. you need lasting protiens to stay focused if you work in diamonds or real estate

[Anonymous No.10548741]

>>10548724
why are you even here

[Anonymous No.10548743]

>>10548733
cigar is superior, pipe is a close second.

[Anonymous No.10548770]

Vape and a green tea.

[Anonymous No.10548774]

>>10548683
right tit, left tit.

[Anonymous No.10548799]

Menthols

[Anonymous No.10550057]

cucumber, salt

[Anonymous No.10550072]

>>10550057
cucumber, lemonade. Sounds so fucking weird but it's amazing.

[Anonymous No.10550198]

>>10550057
>>10550072
cucumber with lemon juice and salt is delish

[Anonymous No.10550317]

A soylent chai and a puff of menthol vape

[Anonymous No.10550322]

>>10548683
gross dude

[Anonymous No.10550379]

>>10548683
I think drinking coffee is one of the reasons I cannot stop smoking, and I am just a weak willed bastard.

[Anonymous No.10550420]

>>10550379
Preach.

[Anonymous No.10550681]

>>10548736

Ah bagel with lox
>fuck cream cheese

[Anonymous No.10550814]

>>10548683
coffee and waffles or scones

[Anonymous No.10550818]

>>10548683
Ciggies and beer gives ciggies and coffee a run for its money.

[Anonymous No.10550832]

>>10548683
Coffee and dude weed man lmao.

[Anonymous No.10550843]

>>10548683
As a chef, I actively avoid people who smoke and drink coffee on a regular basis, they can't taste fucking anything. These people often have nervous issues too.

If you do this I will think less of you at my table.

[Anonymous No.10550862]

Lung cancer

[Anonymous No.10550935]

>>10548683
pipe tobacco and beer

[Anonymous No.10550942]

>>10550843
t. cosplaying faggot who doesn't know that most professional chefs and cooks smoke and drink coffee

[Anonymous No.10551292]

>>10548770
do us all a favor, lean into the strike zone and take one for the team

[Anonymous No.10551781]

vape and amphetamines

[Anonymous No.10552439]

>>10548683
Pseud

[Anonymous No.10552518]

>>10548683
weed an coffee is >

[Anonymous No.10552782]

>>10548774
When I get married and have a kid and my wife is lactating I'll be sure to do this

>>10550843
>chef who doesn't smoke
1/1000000
hell the guy I worked with is 40+ and he didn't start until he was in his 30's, it just crawls up to you man

[Anonymous No.10552784]

>>10550832
The bitterness from the coffee would be unbearable when high

[Anonymous No.10553182]

>>10552784
Drink better coffee, also no

[Anonymous No.10553250]

>>10552784
black coffee tastes amazing if youre lit. make sure its good stuff tho. the flavors really pop, but you would probably have to already be used to drinking it black to really appreciate
but yeah i think it's more or less one of my favorite things to enjoy in life overall. that sounds a bit retarded but honestly, typing it out and thinking about it, it's always been an extremely good experience.
t. dude weed lmao

[Anonymous No.10553307]

>>10548683
smokes and beer.

[Anonymous No.10553323]

>>10553307
pleb

[Anonymous No.10553347]

>>10548683
For me it's cocaine and juicy juice

[Anonymous No.10553639]

>>10548683
For me it's a cock up my ass and another in my mouth

[Anonymous No.10553651]

>>10551292
Why, because I prefer things that taste better?

[Anonymous No.10553665]

>>10548683
you really have to be a faggot to smoke cigarettes. probably a hick from a flyover state whos parents smoked too because they're lower class losers. if you're from the uk I'm sure it's a similar deal. chav losers who arn't very intelligent

[Anonymous No.10553669]

>>10553323
stogie and a nice bourbon is god tier

[Anonymous No.10553673]

>>10548683

[Anonymous No.10553681]

>>10548736

[Anonymous No.10555734]

coffee for breakfast, wine for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.10555870]

>>10553673
>lager
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.10557341]

>>10548736
>entry level job at sales
>rents mobile homes out to peers
Gotta get that protein!

[Anonymous No.10557351]

>>10548692
I can't, but an energydrink and a cigarette works too for those weeks when you can only get a few hours of sleep here and there due to work.

[Anonymous No.10557636]

>>10548683

[Anonymous No.10557642]

>>10553681
all he had to do was let go of the nickel

[Anonymous No.10557666]

>>10550843
>a chef can't drink coffee nor smoke
Many many many many many many michelin starred chefs and other proffesional chefs enjoy smoking and coffees and your opinion doesn't matter at slightest.

[Anonymous No.10557671]

>>10557636
That's actually pretty wicked costume. Must be an awesome dad

[Anonymous No.10557739]

>>10553665
talk some more showing how little you know of the world outside your little coddled enclave dumbass

[Anonymous No.10557787]

>>10552784
Lol, no

[Anonymous No.10558364]

>>10550832
This really, especially if it's a spliff so that you get the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.10558571]

>>10548683
cigarettes are revolting if you're not an addict.

[Anonymous No.10558659]

>>10557739
ok u lower class hillbilly

[Anonymous No.10558668]

>>10548733
Don't start. Smokes are amazing with coffee, but it's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.10558681]

>>10548770
Unironically this. I don't vape anymore but that combo is one of the things I miss about it, especially when on other substances

[Anonymous No.10558683]

>>10553665
Well, once you get rich enough you just do coke instead of coffee and ciggies.

[Anonymous No.10558705]

Man, I love coffee but can't stand stand cigarettes.
Whenever I see a pack I get reminded of my grandma who died of lung cancer. Shit sucked

[Anonymous No.10558751]

>>10548683
Cigarettes and coffee may be together now but coffee will get mixed up with scotch later.

[Anonymous No.10558776]

>>10558681
I think vaping made me literally gay because I love to suck on that thing.

[Anonymous No.10558799]

>>10548736
Or, you know, just keep smoking ciggs and drinking coffee and achieve the highest levels of focus and productivity known to man.

[Anonymous No.10558843]

>>10558705
coffee and pastries will always be better

[Anonymous No.10558888]

>>10548683
/thread

[Anonymous No.10560218]

>>10548683
blacks and imprisonment

[Anonymous No.10560247]

amfetamine and cigarettes

[Anonymous No.10560262]

>>10560218
4chan and edgy kids

[Anonymous No.10560266]

>>10548683
bad breath for days

[Anonymous No.10561280]

>>10560262
>implying blacks dont murder and burglarize at hyper rates
>implying that if the interracial rape statistic was actually sought after there wouldnt be a race war

[Anonymous No.10562443]

>>10552784
that was one of my problems with weed (besides the paranoaia, holy shit it made me paranoid). I remember trying a white russian like in the big lebowski. It was vomit inducing. Strong flavors were amplified to the point I couldn't take it.

[Anonymous No.10562463]

>>10561280
Is this post satirical, or just perfectly representing his point?

[Anonymous No.10562478]

>>10550832
Weird, I'd feel like the caffeine would ruin a lot of the buzz from being high. Or does it just keep you from getting sleepy? I know drinking caffeine when drunk is good and that's why teenagers drink redbull and vodka mixed.

[Anonymous No.10562484]

>>10562478
caffeine and vodka, caffeine and codeine, shit why not bud?

[Anonymous No.10562493]

>>10562484
Well idk, you could just get a sativa so you don't get the groggy sleepiness of an indica. And if you are smoking an indica, then drinking caffeine gets rid of half of it's intended effects.

[Anonymous No.10562519]

>>10562493
Maybe if you're a hardcore pothead, but the psychoactive effects of cannabis should definitely be a lot more pronounced than the benign effects like a cup of coffee.

[Anonymous No.10562729]

>>10558888
quads do not lie

[Anonymous No.10565395]

>>10548736
>Breakfast
>Most important meal of the day
How does it feel to be so brainwashed by Kellog's funded propaganda ?

[Anonymous No.10565402]

>>10550942
I believe you mean LARPing, anon, there is no clear indication he's just in a costume.

[Anonymous No.10565482]

>>10565402
>call it LARPing when it's happening entirely on the internet.
Why does 4chan do this? If only there was some word for live-action roleplaying when it wasn't live-action.

[Anonymous No.10565485]

>>10548683
how about something that doesn't give you legitimate cancer

[Anonymous No.10565542]

>>10565482
Typing posts on a mongolian yak milking discussion board on the internet is "live action" for neet shutins. Hence LARP is legit.

[Anonymous No.10565561]

>>10548683
Coffee and vaping is better

[Anonymous No.10565649]

>>10565561
I suppose you prefer your females to have a penis as well

[Anonymous No.10565669]

>>10558888
That looks so good.

[Anonymous No.10565701]

Just coffee and water.

[Anonymous No.10566315]

Beer and a dart go together like a piss and a fart.

[Anonymous No.10566355]

>>10548683
It is good, but not as a meal. I like to drink coffee and smoke for the synergistic effect it has. I still est normally though.

[Anonymous No.10566438]

>>10558364
Drugs and de volkskrant. Typical.

[Anonymous No.10567930]

Marmite and butter on toast, accompanied by an ice cold glass of milk.

[Anonymous No.10568099]

>>10548683
Coffee and doughnuts, coffee and cake, tea and cake, lox and bagel, bagel and cream cheese, bacon and eggs, hash browns and eggs, pancakes and syrup, I mean I can go on. The point is, cigarettes are terrible for anyone who cooks.

[Anonymous No.10568113]

>>10548683

Nothing like coffee and cigarettes to get that first liquid shit of the morning going.