Food gore

[Anonymous No.10547946]

food who got rekt

[Anonymous No.10547955]

>>10547946

I'm calling bullshit cuz that would be one of the world's biggest rats.

A cooked rabbit is barely that big.

[Anonymous No.10547958]

that's not a rat

[Anonymous No.10547973]

>>10547955
what are you measuring with?

[Anonymous No.10547974]

>>10547955
Rats in african slums regularly eat infants alive and can get as bis as one meter (tale inclusive). Just niBBa things.

[Anonymous No.10547979]

>>10547958
>tree rat
no shit, it is a squirrel.

[Anonymous No.10547987]

i ate this once to fix my hunger real quick

[Anonymous No.10548004]

damn, miss me some food gore

[Anonymous No.10548008]

>>10547987
I really hope men don't actually put up with this

[Anonymous No.10548015]

>>10547973

The corn? If that's a normal corn, that that animals is the size of a chihuaua

[Anonymous No.10548017]

>>10547974
>one meter
you are getting your measurements wrong
surely
do you have a source

[Anonymous No.10548028]

>>10548017
Just watched doc about those infants getting killed because the niBba mothers left it unattended at night. I'm sure you can google that part. I think those are the same which get used for mine detection there as well.

[Anonymous No.10548048]

[Anonymous No.10548051]

>>10548028

even those rats would be much smaller than the animal on the plate

Pretty sure that's a rabbit she cooked

[Anonymous No.10548056]

[Anonymous No.10548060]

>>10548017
he's a dumb, twitter educated retard, probably like OP who didn't event ake the pic that he's commenting. This sort of fantasy world thinking is becoming the norm. enjoy trying to communicate with that shit for the rest of you life

[Anonymous No.10548095]

>>10548008
Most women can't even make that. I literally don't know a single woman under 45 that knows how to cook.

[Anonymous No.10548101]

[Anonymous No.10548103]

[Anonymous No.10548127]

>>10547987
Do people actually eat on disposable plate in their homes?

[Anonymous No.10548136]

>>10548017
Including a tail I might believe it, but I thought it was a joke about man-rats

[Anonymous No.10548139]

>>10547946
that's probably cuy

[Anonymous No.10548140]

>>10548127
Niggers do, yes. It's easier than cleaning, for them.

[Anonymous No.10548184]

>>10548008

that image makes me sad. leave the pangolins alone.

[Anonymous No.10548213]

>>10548184
Just looked up these bois. I approve this message.

[Anonymous No.10548221]

>>10548103
Oh come on, at least separate the chocolate for dessert.

Any estimate on how much this lady weighs?

[Anonymous No.10548250]

>>10548051
Keep in mind those are small young rats theycan get far bigger in the wild. Not trying to claim what that is, just that there are just big ass rats.

[Anonymous No.10548252]

Do i need to say more?

[Anonymous No.10548271]

>>10547955
I've seen plain old sewer rats that were way bigger than cats. Rats can get huge.

[Anonymous No.10548279]

>>10548271
no you haven't
no they can't

[Anonymous No.10548413]

>>10548095
where the fuck do you live? Almost all the women in my family are very good cooks, including the ones under 45

[Anonymous No.10549010]

Does this count?

[Anonymous No.10549026]

>>10548103
>chocolate and marinara
?????

[Anonymous No.10549196]

>>10548279
>>10548060
>>10548051
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160407-the-worlds-largest-rats-are-the-size-of-small-dogs

[Anonymous No.10549241]

>>10549196
That's too small. Here is a big hamster.

[Anonymous No.10549367]

>>10547958
>>10547955
ummm... erhh..

I got curious with a large field rat i caught. Thats what it looked like.

Ahem... tasted better than squirrel.

[Anonymous No.10549387]

>>10548413
>almost all the women in my family
>in my family
He said most women and your "family" isn't representative of a vast majority of the female population. God people are idiots.

[Anonymous No.10549391]

>>10548056
shredded meat tastes better
-t detroit nigger

[Anonymous No.10549408]

>>10548103
i call bullshit, nobodies this retarded.
It looks like some dumbass british show.
>i dont doubt she makes pizza like that up until the chocolate

[Anonymous No.10549423]

>>10548252
Nope. Garlic salt/powder is an abomination and should only be used in rubs.

[Anonymous No.10549492]

>>10547955

[Anonymous No.10549494]

>>10548095
My GF, all my friends GFs and exes over the years, and female friends have all been varying degrees of able to cook from decent to amaizing

[Anonymous No.10549503]

>>10549408
She's German.

[Anonymous No.10549554]

>>10548103
this suicide method is pretty slow, but it works I guess

[Anonymous No.10549558]

>>10549196
>fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats

[Anonymous No.10549637]

>>10548103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfmyHWDNjeM

>adds fucking mallow cakes onto it

[Anonymous No.10549651]

>>10549408
>woman speaks kraut (lipreading boii)
>everything is written in nazi
>the name of the show glorifies hitler
>smells like somalians

It's german you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.10549655]

>>10549241
No anon, that's a fish

[Anonymous No.10549656]

>>10548103
Mfw I see eurofags post this mocking America without noticing its German

[Anonymous No.10550757]

>>10548101
Delete this post

[Anonymous No.10550762]

>>10548095
I don't know a single woman under 50 who can cook.

[Anonymous No.10550771]

[Anonymous No.10550774]

[Anonymous No.10550775]

>>10550771

[Anonymous No.10550779]

>>10550775

[Anonymous No.10550780]

>>10548103
>>10549637
Someone please post an image of this "cooked" I need to see it

[Anonymous No.10550781]

>>10550779

[Anonymous No.10550783]

>>10550781

[Anonymous No.10550786]

>>10547955

Mate I've seen a rat as big as my foot sans tail walking down the hill I live on in the UK. Little fella looked fucked up on poisons. He gave my boot a soft, slow bite looked at me, and went down the road. Weird shit.

[Anonymous No.10550788]

>>10550783

[Anonymous No.10550791]

>>10550788

[Anonymous No.10550796]

>>10550791

[Anonymous No.10550798]

>>10550796

[Anonymous No.10550800]

>>10550798

[Anonymous No.10550804]

>>10550800

[Anonymous No.10550806]

>>10550804

[Anonymous No.10550807]

>>10550806
First person to guess what this pic is gets a gold star.

[Anonymous No.10550810]

>>10550807

[Anonymous No.10550811]

>>10550810

[Anonymous No.10550812]

>>10550804
>>10550806
>something something "trypophobia!!! xddd"

Seriously, yuck, the fuck is that? Looks like fucked up meat that's been festering for months or something.

[Anonymous No.10550815]

>>10550811

[Anonymous No.10550822]

>>10550812
Thats a fresh off the grill school hamburger in the USA. Can confirm because I ate these as a kid.

>>10550815

[Anonymous No.10550823]

>>10550822

[Anonymous No.10550825]

>>10550823

[Anonymous No.10550827]

>>10550825

[Anonymous No.10550830]

>>10550827
Fresh out. Enjoy these delicious foods.

[Anonymous No.10550846]

>>10548095
>I literally don't know a single woman under 45
You could have just left it at that.

[Anonymous No.10550851]

>>10550786
rats probably do just get high on the poison, there was one in a restaurant I worked at that just wandered around the place like a pothead.
one of the cooks scooped it up and just took it outside.

[Anonymous No.10550852]

[Anonymous No.10550856]

>>10548017
>this image

[Anonymous No.10550859]

>>10550822
Man... man, there's no way they serve that in schools, do they? Fuck, those look foul. I genuinely feel sick looking at them. They really look like one of those horror games where people get turned into odd bubbling freaks of flesh.

[Anonymous No.10550867]

>>10550859
I wish I was kidding friend. That is what school hamburgers look like in the US.

[Anonymous No.10550876]

>>10550867
What do they even taste like?

[Anonymous No.10550881]

>>10550876
Like a mcdonalds hamburger with more water, less flavor, and more salt.

[Anonymous No.10550993]

[Anonymous No.10550998]

[Anonymous No.10551003]

[Anonymous No.10551171]

>>10550807
Cow stomach

[Anonymous No.10551206]

>>10548051
Where do you live lol I've seen bigger rats in Chicago

[Anonymous No.10551247]

>>10550998
this is next fucking level

[Anonymous No.10551257]

>>10550998
I'm not sure what concerns me most about this image. The black garbage bag really tops it off.

[Anonymous No.10551264]

>>10550807
teratoma, possibly from a cow?

[Anonymous No.10551418]

>>10551264
>>10551171
wrong

[Anonymous No.10551424]

>>10550798
I always get up to wash my hands and get a clean fork when this happens

[Anonymous No.10551427]

>>10550822
You actually ate the school lunch? Why?

[Anonymous No.10551449]

>>10551427
No choice. I was poor and ate what I could. I was alone before and after school. Only got to see my grandparents on the weekend when they came home.

[Anonymous No.10551461]

>>10547974
>brofacts

[Anonymous No.10551506]

>>10548095
I've found it's really all or nothing. The only chicks I know who can cook are LITERALLY chefs or bakers by trade. Either went to culinary school, or self-taught, but actually working for catering companies or sit-down restaurants.

>>10548127
>>10548140
white trash/trailer trash do it as well. as do students. and middle-class boomer types too, so they don't "ruin the good china". because americans are stupid. americans are filth

[Anonymous No.10551516]

>>10550812
>>something something "trypophobia!!! xddd"
dude what? It's that it's clearly burnt, and some kind of disgusting emulsion of KD noodles and lunch meat

[Anonymous No.10551523]

>>10550822
>>10550859
>>10550867
>>10550876
LAND OF OPPORTUNITY

[Anonymous No.10551553]

>>10548101
What does she do with the cut lemon!?

[Anonymous No.10551572]

>>10551449
>No choice
Of course you had a choice. I was poor too. Chose to starve until I got home or try to leech off lunchbox kids.
Man people are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10551577]

>>10547955
are you retarded? rats are fucking huge.

[Anonymous No.10551598]

>>10550993
id eat
>>10550998
lol so random

[Anonymous No.10551625]

>>10551506
That's some unhealthy obsession. Ditch the vitriol before you hurt yourself or your poor mother who breaks her back to support you.

[Anonymous No.10551645]

>>10551625
i have a lease of my own, thanks. you should probably not try to project your mommy issues onto others, white boy

[Anonymous No.10551674]

>>10550807
Tongue

[Anonymous No.10551795]

>>10550783
>god has left the thread

[Anonymous No.10551828]

>>10549010
The thread from yesterday? Thanks for sharing dude

[Anonymous No.10551846]

>>10550807
Forget what it's called but it's a cump of cow stomach and borderline rotting meat specifically made for dogs cuz they fuckin love it

[Anonymous No.10552348]

>>10551674
>>10551846
Wrong.

None of you ninkompoops are getting it so heres the answer.

It's a chicken breast that was allowed to sit in a half open freezer.

[Anonymous No.10552372]

>>10547946
Literally nothing wrong with this

[Anonymous No.10552402]

>>10552372
Did you mean
>Ritelarry nothing wlong with this?

[Anonymous No.10552409]

>>10552348
Post screenshot or whatever the story's from

[Anonymous No.10553074]

>>10552409
this

[Anonymous No.10553393]

>>10550812
Low quality meat has has too much moisture, boils as is cooks, makes protein film bubbles that rupture against the heat surface. Often found on prepackaged burger patties.

[Anonymous No.10553514]

>>10552348
thats bs dude

[Anonymous No.10553528]

>>10553393
It's also caused by three other factors in cheap ground meat:
-dull blade & plate in the meat grinder smashes the meat into paste insted of cutting it into small bits.
-grinder overheating and producing mush
-meat ground too fine and/or too many times, which is often done to disguise low-quality cuts.

That's what you get when you cook a "pink slime" patty instead of proper ground meat.

[Anonymous No.10553574]

>>10549558
THIS AIN'T ROCK AND ROLL
THIS IS GENOCIDE!

[Anonymous No.10554141]

>>10548056
That's just bad lighting.

[Anonymous No.10554187]

>>10548101
There actually is a very similar Chinese dish originating from Suzhou.

http://www.szclp.com/En/Detail?Detail=8E631CFC-EF99-40D6-A789-B92B08AB5751

[Anonymous No.10554377]

>>10547974
>can get as bis as one meter (tale inclusive)

[Anonymous No.10554395]

>>10548056
It looks raw, under cooked and absolutely shocking. Quite frankly it's an embarrassment, and you should be ashamed of yourself. I mean honestly, I wouldn't even serve it to my dog. It's garbage, it's trash. It's fucking abysmal. Is that really the best you can do? Is that the kind of quality you're aiming for? Really? I don't know why you even post here. Why do you even bother. You might as well give up. Though based on this monstrosity, you've already given up, haven't you? What is it, are you depressed? Are you done? Just look at the pepperoni, it's not even cooked. The raw fucking onions. They're not even sliced properly. I mean come on, you know this. You know this isn't good. Yet here you are, posting this shit again. Have you even looked at the crust? Or the cheese? I mean, what is that? They're snow fucking white. The dough has barely been cooked. Did you even put it in the oven? Did you forget to turn it on? It's just sad. This isn't a fucking pizza, it's a travesty. An absolute shambles. I don't know what else to say. It's just not good enough. Throw it in the fucking bin, and just stop. You can't cook. You're useless. Utterly useless.

[Anonymous No.10554401]

>>10549492
That's a gambian pouched rat you cur. It's not a normal rat

[Anonymous No.10554404]

>>10551645
>Muh dad is still out getting smokes and my mom is a crack whore, so now I'm on welfare like a real independent nigga, bix nood
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.10554412]

>>10553574
Come outta the garden, baby.

[Anonymous No.10554424]

[Anonymous No.10554499]

>>10550779
Wtf is this

[Anonymous No.10554563]

>>10554499
Shrimp and veggies with deviled eggs in a delicious unflavored gelatin.

[Anonymous No.10554619]

>>10548103
Oh God no

[Anonymous No.10555238]

>>10547987
Yikes

[Anonymous No.10555479]

[Anonymous No.10555532]

>>10549408
is your pic suppose to be food gore because that looks num.

[Anonymous No.10555535]

>>10548103

[Anonymous No.10555597]

>>10549637
That guy's snap reaction of revulsion will never not make me laugh

[Anonymous No.10555601]

>>10550780
Nobody knows, to the point that it's been decided the creation was eaten "raw"

[Anonymous No.10555611]

>>10548101
delet this

[Anonymous No.10555622]

>>10550798
this triggers me so much holy shit

[Anonymous No.10555654]

>>10548103
In awe of the size of this lass

[Anonymous No.10555696]

>>10548127
In much the same way it would feel stupid drinking milk out of a wine glass, if you're going to eat hotdogs or PBJ or some other throwaway food, you may as well put it on a throwaway plate.

Styrofoam plates are fucking subhuman though; there's legitimately no excuse for not buying actual paper plates.

[Anonymous No.10555727]

>>10554187
Got a better name for this? Not finding much image and name searching. Eel silk stock came up but lead me no where.
Looks fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.10555741]

>>10550807
Looks like some kind of fungus-ception. Mushroom sample platter all grown on one dungball? No matter what, keep it the fuck away from me, and that's coming from a mushroom lover.

[Anonymous No.10555761]

>>10555727
This one too. Looks like orange or sesame chicken in Americanized chinese food almost.

[Anonymous No.10555763]

>>10550804
>>10550806
>>10550812
Zerg creep

[Anonymous No.10555765]

>>10555761
Oops. Forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.10555836]

>>10549423
>is an abomination and should only be used in rubs
...so you're saying it has a valid use.

[Anonymous No.10555865]

>>10548127
I know a chef who does, but that's because he doesn't own a dishwasher and it's less dishes to wash

[Anonymous No.10555867]

>>10550781
I still remember that one anon that would say he would make it and loved when it got old and "crunchy"

[Anonymous No.10555937]

>>10548127

My family keeps a stack around incase the dishwasher malfunctions, or we're having a large number of different things and want to keep them separate, etc.

They have their place, but boy is it an infrequent occurance.

[Anonymous No.10556410]

>>10550783
WHAT IS THIS I'M TRYING TO FIND A BODY SHAPE BUT I CAN'T

IS IT PUPPIES?
RATS?

[Anonymous No.10556420]

>>10550823
that's very clearly a pig

[Anonymous No.10556508]

>>10548017
stop avatarfagging

[Anonymous No.10556514]

>>10554395
tldr

[Anonymous No.10557503]

>>10548101
>the fucking soup
>the horror

[Anonymous No.10557514]

>>10550811
I know it's just macaroni, but damn.

[Anonymous No.10557518]

>>10551461
What ha thid to do with brofacts, retrad?

[Anonymous No.10557609]

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[Anonymous No.10557643]

>>10551795
>>10556410
>>10550783
Guess, chill your grill. I'm pretty sure it's just fried batter, that's been dropped into the oil creating the elongated shapes.

[Anonymous No.10557792]

>>10550807
this thing is just a few weeks away from featuring in that one cowboy bebop episode

[Anonymous No.10557820]

>>10548103
Stop!

[Anonymous No.10557831]

>>10547987

Pictures like this just make me think if I ever got a gf and she offered to cook for me how much I would probably hate whatever she makes.

[Anonymous No.10557872]

>>10550807
Mmm, nothing like a slice of Tetsuo.

[Anonymous No.10557880]

>>10555865
>I know a chef who does
Chefs commit all sorts of crimes against food in their own time. They can be some of the laziest cooks in their off-hours, which is understandable, being sick of cooking all day. Also, if you make fine food all day, then I guess you can really miss a PB&J or something.

[Anonymous No.10557919]

>>10553393
>Often found on prepackaged burger patties
McDonalds and Burger King also kinda do that but not as bad.

[Anonymous No.10557940]

>>10554377
looks cute. would pet.

[Anonymous No.10557989]

>>10552348
Retard, it's a frozen ball of green tripe.