Are there any nice pics of Claire out there? Why is she so damn sexy?

[Anonymous No.10546959]

[Anonymous No.10546965]

i love claire and her bride of frankenstein hair
comfiest youtube clips

[Anonymous No.10547018]

Standards go down for a variety of reasons. Alcohol clouds your judgment. Low self esteem causes you to target mates that seem more "attainable". Or you yourself could just be fat, ugly, old, poor, or some combination of the above. I do not understand your fascination with this e-celeb, but I've come to terms with your obsession with her.

[Anonymous No.10547025]

>>10546959
Reminder that, according to her LinkedIn, Claire has no formal culinary training, yet the fake news publication Bon Appetite has the nerve to call her a "pastry chef."

Once you realize she has no education or formal training, it makes a lot of sense as to why she's so terrible at the only thing she's known for.

[Anonymous No.10547034]

>>10547025
>Claire has no formal culinary training,
That explains a lot. Didn't she say in the last video she's never tempered chocolate before? What kind of pastry chef has never tempered chocolate?

[Anonymous No.10547040]

>>10546959
>/b/

[Anonymous No.10547064]

>>10547025
>>10547034
I hate to say it, but it makes business sense to hire amateurs like that. The majority of the magazine's readers are probably amateurs themselves, so who's going to be more relatable?

[Anonymous No.10547067]

>>10547025
You don’t have to go through culinary school to be a pastry chef.

[Anonymous No.10547070]

>>10546959
MOMMY

[Anonymous No.10547079]

no bullying based claire pls

[Anonymous No.10547102]

claire a thicc bih

[Anonymous No.10547105]

>>10547040
>same filename
top kek OP

[Anonymous No.10547124]

>>10547025
>tfw no Jewish connections to get you into Harvardx mcgill, and then land you a comfy job in New York

[Anonymous No.10547135]

>>10547025
makes sense. how do you fuck up tempering chocolate? you have modern tools and equipment, a thermometer is basic shit. also we know that kitkat is a fucking wafer, why did they bother with that rice krispie shit?

[Anonymous No.10547143]

>>10547064
claire is shit.

I would fuck carla in the mouth 24/7 though. I'm also willing to bet she could recreate kit-kats in less than a full fucking workweek.

[Anonymous No.10547144]

She had a really fat ass. Every once in a while, the camera crew will focus on it. They're not subtle about.

[Anonymous No.10547228]

Molly is definitely the most attractive BA youtuber, but her on-screen presence and her cooking abilities are also not very good. Do you just have to be Jewish and BA hires you as a writer/editor?

[Anonymous No.10547235]

>>10547228
>Do you just have to be Jewish and BA hires you as a writer/editor?
Baby's first mainstream media pattern recognition

[Anonymous No.10547249]

>>10547228
I think you meant Braddy-daddy is the most attractive you big homo.

[Anonymous No.10547269]

>>10547018
I know literally nothing about this woman, and indeed yourself also. However, based on OP’s image, if you can find nothing attractive about her, I pity you. You’ve clearly had your natural, healthy sex drive warped by pornography and involuntary celibacy. I really pity you and hope you can find the strength to break free of the mental straitjacket that imprisons you.

[Anonymous No.10547274]

>>10547135
Yeah, the wafer part was the most confusing, especially when she was trying to make it from a stroopwafel recipe at first. As a pastry chef you'd know that those are chewy and not crispy. The crispy wafers like in kitkats are basic as fuck stuff, like pie crust.

[Anonymous No.10547280]

>>10547269
>if you don't relentlessly shitpost threads about a random irrelevant youtube celebrity you're an incel who watches too much porno
The level of rationalization just broke the light barrier

[Anonymous No.10547290]

I fucking love how this thread turned out! She really is a horrible chef and she's not typically good looking, but there is something about her... And the ass was fat.

[Anonymous No.10547307]

>>10547269
Her looks dont justify the obsession that cuased some guy to make many thread about just her.

[Anonymous No.10547329]

>>10547269
>her personality kills any attractiveness she had going for her. she turns bitchy when she faces tough problems. Thats a big problem past the age of 24 for women.

[Anonymous No.10548165]

I mean she's not a supermodel but I don't see why people would complain she's not attractive. She's got super alluring eyes.

She seems nice enough too. I'd like to get trashed with her on Brad's fermented pineapple drink thing.

[Anonymous No.10548407]

>>10547307
I made this thread because I was bored while taking a shit. Wouldn't call it obsessed, just a little interested.

[Anonymous No.10548514]

She's cute. i noticed that. More than that for her is a little much.

Also: i don't think i've seen a useful and unironic thread in /ck/ for weeks.

[Anonymous No.10548526]

>>10547228

[Anonymous No.10548705]

>>10548526
Is this from a documentary?

[Anonymous No.10548739]

When did cooking manuals/cookbooks start including actual measurements? I've got a printing of the Boston Cooking-School Cookbook from 1909 and they kind of assume you know what you're doing enough because there are no proportions/measurements

[Anonymous No.10548792]

>>10548526
Based dad

[Anonymous No.10548822]

>>10548739
Probably around the 20s-30s when food companies started printing their own cookbooks.

[Anonymous No.10548855]

at least she is pretty and she can cook, unlike most people on this board.

[Anonymous No.10549031]

>>10546959
Lets make this thread cooking related: I would cannibalize her.
> As in i would eat her.

[Anonymous No.10549046]

>>10546959
How much are you willing to pay for a Deepfake of Claire? I have a deep learning set up with dual-1080 Ti.

[Anonymous No.10549061]

I bet she giggles when you cum in her hands and then gives you a kiss on the tip

[Anonymous No.10549143]

>>10548739
>>10548822
In the U.S. The Fannie Farmer Cookbook published in 1896 was the first major cookbook to use the recently standardized measurements (1893 IIRC) but it took a while for the measurements/utensils to become ubiquitous in kitchens so it really wasn't until the 1920s and the dawn of the Betty Crocker era that it became the norm.

[Anonymous No.10549147]

>>10549046
>pay for df
Don't kid yourself

[Anonymous No.10549157]

This whole thread is wonderful

[Anonymous No.10549211]

>>10549147
I've had a few customers pay to get Deepfakes made of several ugly actresses that the DF community at large won't touch since you'd have to have a sick fetish to want to fuck those uggos.

[Anonymous No.10549231]

>>10549143
neat

[Anonymous No.10549239]

>just wop my shit up

You're cooking in your kitchen when Carla comes and slaps your non-authentic carbonara on the butt.
What do?

[Anonymous No.10551238]

>>10549239
throw it in the trash just like the majority of her recipes

[Anonymous No.10551245]

>>10549239
sue for sexual harassment. cunt needs to learn her place.

[Anonymous No.10551485]

>>10546959
Is she the one that keeps showing up in recommended videos as doing "gourmet Twinkies" or whatever the fuck? You watch one goddamn video where a random dude sharpens a shitty kitchen knife and Youtube spams you with Bon Appetit and Buzzfeed and shit.

[Anonymous No.10551497]

>>10549239
>You're cooking in your kitchen when Carla comes and slaps your non-authentic carbonara on the butt.
>What do?
I tell her "Thank you, may I have another?".

[Anonymous No.10551538]

We all know Brad & Vinnie are the real mvp, though Andy is also pretty damn good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa3ao2TVn1A

[Anonymous No.10551686]

>>10551538
I first read that as "Creepiest Saffron Rice Cake"
>mmm...hey there

[Anonymous No.10551720]

>>10547307
You've never really been in love, have you? Sad.

[Anonymous No.10552136]

>>10546959
I like the reversed Leno color scheme.

[Anonymous No.10552162]

I want to have sexual intercourse with Brad!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10552261]

>>10551720
>in love with a youtube star
So let me get this straight, porn is why people don't find your uggo attractive, but you've got a real connection with this random irrelevant youtube star and you're likely to be married and with kids soon?