/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10546177]

Bout to cook my steak in a cast iron, any recommendations on seasoning the pan first though

[Anonymous No.10546189]

[Anonymous No.10546203]

Cook 6 strips of bacon in it. Strain the bacon grease with a mesh strainer into a coffe cup or something and use the grease to season the pan. It builds up over use. Use it every so often and use some sort of fat (butter, canola oil, bacon grease) when cooking.

[Anonymous No.10546209]

>>10546177
looks pretty well seasoned to me, bruh.

[Anonymous No.10546245]

>>10546177
The dedication of this bait...it's reaching levels of autism we've never even imagined!

[Anonymous No.10546253]

Forget the steak and post your recipe for mustard brownies.

[Anonymous No.10546261]

>>10546245
Nonsense, there is no limit to autism on 4chan!

[Anonymous No.10546272]

>>10546177
Not even Eorlund Gray-Mane could reforge that sizzler pan.

[Anonymous No.10546393]

>>10546203
Thanks for the advice with the bacon, but this happened

[Anonymous No.10547107]

>>10546177
Goddamn it, I hate this fucking place.

[Anonymous No.10547110]

>>10546177
>>10546393
this is the best thread in years

[Anonymous No.10547122]

>>10546393
dang you broke it

[Anonymous No.10547200]

>>10546393
put it over a fire and heat it so you can reattach it

[Anonymous No.10547216]

>>OP

[Anonymous No.10548399]

>>10547107
Found Mr no fun mcgee

[Anonymous No.10548469]

>>10546177
>>10546393

[Anonymous No.10548482]

>>10546177
>any recommendations on seasoning the pan first though
dont do a thing
oxidized iron adds a flavor component to meat that normally would require hours of painstaking attention
you're in for a treat anon

[Anonymous No.10548667]

>>10548482
Anon, that thing in the Tupperware is his 'pan'

[Anonymous No.10548840]

>>10548667
exactly, the OP has a one way ticket to flavortown with that bad boy

[Anonymous No.10549956]

>>10546393
Ya dun goofed OP. Now the consequences will never be the same.

[Anonymous No.10549968]

>>10546177

[Anonymous No.10550006]

>>10547200

[Anonymous No.10550371]

>>10546393
You better still cook your steak pussy.

[Anonymous No.10550394]

>>10546393
looks about right. you're good to go.

[Anonymous No.10550406]

>>10550371
>You better still cook your steak pussy.

Came out ok, pic related

[Anonymous No.10550436]

>>10550406
Nice. Did you use the steak to scrub the pan?

[Anonymous No.10550850]

Please stop posting your cook along threads, stupid lol threads, or pictures in general

[Anonymous No.10551607]

>>10546177
>tfw thought it's a dry rub meat
>it's a pan

[Anonymous No.10551619]

>>10551607
In my defense, it soaked in vinegar air tight for 4 years before I took the original pic last night

[Anonymous No.10551628]

>>10551619
>vinegar air tight 4 years
For what purpose

[Anonymous No.10551631]

>>10551628
There was a bit of rust in it, wanted to recondition it and literally forgot about it for 4 years

[Anonymous No.10551661]

>>10551631
How much heroin did you do to literally forget about something for 4 years?

[Anonymous No.10551673]

>>10551661
Not heroin, 1 to 1.5 liters of whiskey/vodka a day for almost 10 years.

>yes, this is actually true of unbelievable
>no, I'm not going to argue how itd be impossible and I'd be dead....I wish I was

[Anonymous No.10551675]

>>10551673
How did you earn enough money to support that kind of drinking habit while being constantly drunk?

[Anonymous No.10551679]

>>10551675
Physicist + hardware engineer + software engineer + cartographer

[Anonymous No.10551692]

>>10551679
Post your bottles

[Anonymous No.10551702]

>>10551692
Past 24 hours

[Anonymous No.10551706]

>>10551702
what kind of alcoholic sadist drinks vodka with added acid? you don't have enough heartburn and savaged intestine already? I drank a bottle of that shit one day and it traumatised me for months

[Anonymous No.10551719]

>>10551702
>that pan from this thread last night
>that much random alcohol

Do you need to talk to someone anon?

[Anonymous No.10551728]

>>10551702
Jesus fuck, anon, are you okay?

[Anonymous No.10551739]

>>10551728
I'm in my prime

[Anonymous No.10551747]

>>10546177
the fuck am I even looking at

[Anonymous No.10551753]

>>10551728
nobody who drinks fireball is ok

[Anonymous No.10551755]

>>10551747
Addiction.

[Anonymous No.10551758]

>>10551702
>just start chugging it after ripping it one by one from the plastic wrap
Absolute madman

[Anonymous No.10551760]

>>10551661
>heroin
at first I thought this if not alcoholism
but then this
>>10551673
how the fuck are you still alive after that much liquor on a regular basis, what are your stats faggot
>wish I was
same dude
>>10551702
>24 hours
as a fat fuck who can clear a 16 case of natty ice this wasn't that bad until i saw the vodka and fireball
>the pan in the background
>it's fucking real
i wanna be your friend man how can i reach out to you and make sure you're okay

[Anonymous No.10551762]

>>10551760
18* not 16
still though

[Anonymous No.10551766]

>>10551760
>how the fuck are you still alive after that much liquor on a regular basis, what are your stats faggot

No joke, My blood pressure has been 200/120 non-stop for5 years

I have great insurance but no doctors other than emergency rooms will see me because 'I'm on the verge of stroking out'... Doctors have been trying to figure out for years how my body is still functional...

[Anonymous No.10551776]

>>10551766
i'm 5'11, 350 and my blood pressure is normal. i smoke spliffs every day and drink once a week. what the fuck are you doing dude

[Anonymous No.10551789]

>>10551766
Maybe you're like Ozzy Osbourne levels of unkillable

[Anonymous No.10551793]

>>10551776
Im 5'6 and used to be a /fit/fag, blew out my knees and right shoulder training for an ironman as well as strongman many years ago. Never got the numerous surgeries I needed and traded my exercise addiction for alcohol and cooking addiction...got up to 240, down to 190 but I drink nom stop every waking moment. I don't feel normal or stop shaking until 500ml of liquor

[Anonymous No.10551844]

>>10551793
your weight isn't world-ending for your size at the end of the day i guess (at least in the short term)
i'm not one to comment since i'm almost eligible for my 600 lb life but i do know a bit about weight loss if you're interested, every other year i gain and lose 150 pounds because i'm a demented human being with no sense of self control
desu smoke weed instead of drinking
or drop a tab of acid
i didn't drink for months after a DMT trip
the CIA is truthful when they say psychedelics cure alcoholism

[Anonymous No.10551845]

>>10551789

[Anonymous No.10551855]

>>10551844
sunlight and warm weather has totally killed my desire to drink in like 3 days

fuck the North East's weather, I'm moving somewhere nice ASAP after I detox for like a month

[Anonymous No.10551856]

>>10551844
I lost 30lbs in 4 weeks from stopping alcohol, eating right and a tiny bit of exercise....I stopped being healthy because I love being drunk, hate being sober and want to die

[Anonymous No.10551877]

I drink MD 20/20 exclusively.
Orange julius 3 a night
Only 17.89$ with tax
Life is a gift

[Anonymous No.10551900]

>>10549968
fuck off this bait is high quality as fuck

>>10551877
are you 13?

[Anonymous No.10551902]

>>10551855
>sunlight and warm weather
i live in south florida and have a house in new england not even joking lol
warm weather sucks but the killer thing is humidity
humidity is fucking AIDS
right now here in new england it's around 60 degrees still but it's hot as fuck in new jersey and shit
then again i live on the ocean and there's a cool breeze
where you at?
>>10551856
i lost 140 pounds in 8 months by going down to a 1600 calorie, 20g fat per day diet with exercise
You lose weight fucking fast but it's also not even remotely sustainable as a diet, fat is prevalent in everything and isn't harmful if you learn self control. Losing weight is easy if you have discipline. It's easier to gain it back.
t. fat fuck