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>shaking and anxiety in public or at work edition

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>> No.10542331

I work twice a week (back to back) Friday and Saturday.

Been on a unusually hard bender (I drink everyday but I went hard as fuck this week). Went through 5 handles in 6 days and 90% of it's a blur.

I'm DREADING work tomorrow, I know Im going to have the fear, shakes, sweats, paralyzing anxiety.

And I can't drink or take benzos because I drive to work and my work drug tests me randomly

>> No.10542414

>>10542331
Why would benzos showing up in a test be bad? What kind of work are you doing?

>> No.10542426

So I don't really drink as much as you guys, I started early. I was drinking with my friends today, and I felt like I didn't belong. But there was one part where it was like my body was lifted above the world and I was truly happy. What is this called?

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>>10542317
TFW alcoholic virgin neet

>> No.10542441

Drank pretty much every day for two and a half years up untill two weeks ago. I'd usually have a liter of wine and 2-4 beers a night, and sometimes i'd have two liters of wine a night.

I decided to cut down because I was starting to fear for my health. Went to the doctor right after I quit just to make sure. And fortunately everything was fine. Didn't get withdrawals either which I'm thankful for. I probably underrestimated how much alcohol you'd have to drink to get bad withdrawals.

God do I miss hitting the wine every night and shitposting. Was good while it lasted

>> No.10542453

>>10542441
>I probably underrestimated how much alcohol you'd have to drink to get bad withdrawals.
everyone can stop and start fine for awhile, but if you do it too often shit gets bad

also just realized i guess i've been sober over two months. wew. can't wait to ruin it.

>> No.10542491

>>10542439
>>10542439
how do you manage to be virgin while alcoholic and low inhib?

>> No.10542524

>>10542491
This seriously, about 95% of the times I ever got laid it was drunk.

>> No.10542538

>>10542524
Same here. Although beer goggles are a thing, I have regretted decisions the next day. I tend to drink alone now

>> No.10542545

Anyone else get introverted when drinking moderately? Kinda sucks when with other people who expect social interaction

>> No.10542563

>>10542545
I'm pretty much the same as when I'm sober. Introverted. Being drunk doesn't help me at all when it comes to socializing, especially not with women.

>> No.10542587

>>10542524
Yeah same
>>10542538
>I have regretted decisions the next day
Me too, and often, but not to do with the women.
Pussy is pussy.
I remember this piece of ass I was tapping a few years and she was of the exceptionally hefty variety. I didn't mind all that much bc I could turn up wasted and drink all the while and leave whenever. Then one day she said to stop drinking.
I promptly left, never to return.

>> No.10542592

>>10542414
Because they are scheduled drugs?


I work at a pharmaceutical company doing cleaning

>> No.10542594

>>10542563
Damn that's gotta suck.
Ever tried extacy?

>> No.10542614

>>10542587
You went back to the fat ones multiple times? Fair play, I did consider that but I ended up ghosting them the next day

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>>10542491
>>10542524
>>10542538
>>10542587
Are you guys just fucking any woman that agrees?

I have zero social interaction and don't want tinder roasties

>> No.10542616

>>10542594
Nah. Had a bad panic attack when I was smoking weed a few years back that left me with depersonilaztion and severe anxiety for a year and a half. I'm never touching anything other than alcohol ever again lmao

>> No.10542674

>>10542614
I've only fucked the one truly fat one. I kept it up because there was no need to be anything other than myself around her. I didn't date her, no way, but I fucked her enough, and bc she was fat, she tried extra hard.
She was so fat that I'd have sore hips the next day if she rode me. I'd always be drunk around her, otherwise I'm sure I'd be repulsed.
The rest Ive fucked have all been pretty decent. The girl I'm married to right now is rather good looking really. But she's starting to get tired of my drinking.

>> No.10542686

>>10542317
I don't know how many times someone was about to take me to a hospital either for detox or to send me to a psych ward but every single time I somehow managed to talk myself out of it. I guess the booze makes me charismatic or something? I don't know guys, I can't explain how I do it. Anyone else have similar experiences?

>> No.10542701

>>10542686
You mean you talked them out of it? Or you have multiple person disorder?

>> No.10542750

>>10542615
Not all on tinder are utter roasties.
Most are dtf however.
Last chick I fucked from there I was talking to while drunk and fell asleep while she was going on about something. Still got to fuck her lol.

>> No.10542797

>>10542563
Good to know there are others since all I usually hear is to just drink more, which doesn't help enough.

>> No.10542885

>>10542701
I talked the other person out of getting me committed somehow. Who trusts the words of a drunk man?

>> No.10542917

>>10542885
What did you do for them to want to lock you up?

>> No.10542919

>>10542614
Not really. You may have to lower your standards a bit. I haven't really fucked a girl higher than 7/10 but for a wino like me it's the best I can do so I settle for that.

>> No.10542926

>>10542919
Yeah I'm a fat wino so I'm surprised my 7/10 wife let's me fuck her as much as she does.
And I used to be so skinny before I became an al/ck

>> No.10542949

>>10542926
its better just to stop being an alckie if you care about your wife. I finally got on the wagon because I was a piece of shit for so many years and it wasn't fair to my girl and I had to decide what mattered more to me.

>> No.10542983

I immediately came back here when life started to taste like shit again. Guess the ride never ended, delusions for a better life blinded me for a while. It was nice, time to cherish those memories and live on.
Eventually we all will make it to the end one way or another, at least there's that. So hi broskies, we meet again. Sorry about the sentimental mood, trying to sway it away atm. Remember to drink water and play some songs, more jolly times, less sad times. Might as well try to enjoy alcohol while we're at it.

>> No.10542989

>>10542949
Oh yeah I totally agree.
Just this morning I told her to hide my card so I couldn't buy alcohol tomorrow, but I bet if I open my wallet it's still there.
I know she wants me to quit but I gotta do it out of my own strength.
I went six days up until 2 days ago. :/ also went ten days twice this year. I just wish I could make it longer. She totally deserves it.

>> No.10542996

>>10542983
Welcome back anon. You slipped up? How long did you make it?

>> No.10542998

>>10542989
Don't sell yourself short man, progress is progress. For a lot of us putting together 10 hours of sobriety would be a challenge, let alone ten days.

>> No.10543007 [DELETED] 

34 years old drinking and crying every day for a week

>> No.10543011

>>10542998
Thanks anon but yeah I gotta do better, if not for me, then absolutely for her.

>> No.10543036

>>10542998
>>10543011
I'm in the same boat, I've said the story here before but I gold pulled over for a second time, of course not bouncing off thing in the past, and was lucky they left me off easy but she's holding they keys and hid the booze, which of course I found the next day and immediately started drinking.

Its been two weeks now, I've started to go and get help. I'm going to meetings and am willing to try and do stuff to be better than I never tried before.

I could've been thrown in jail for ten days this last time and that plus she finally considering leaving me is making me realize what I have to do.

>> No.10543109

>>10543036
Well good for you anon. I sincerely hope you make it. Going to meetings is a sure sign that want to beat it, and you realise you need help.
I have never gone to a meeting, I've just looked at where they are. Always in the evenings, by which time I couldn't drive there even if I wanted to.

>> No.10543131

I tried speed for the first time yesterday, did not expect it to be so strong at all.
I did a little key bump at 4pm and one more at 5pm because I wasn't really feeling it, had a nice little buzz for a few hours and I thought it was over so I went to sleep. I couldn't sleep at all though, just kept turning in bed and checking the time. Went to work on zero sleep full of energy and was surprisingly very calm. I took another key bump when i got back from work today but at least i have a day off tomorrow, speed just seems to good to be true like its incredible, I'm drinking now but i seem to be getting drunk slower.
Anyway I'll definitely be using speed on several day long binges from now on, it seems like a perfect clubbing drug.

>> No.10543135

>>10542917
If I had to take a guess it's probably a combination of me having been drunk every day for months and the constant talk about suicide. I'm honestly incredulous I haven't been sent yet but I don't want that on my medical record.

Anyways today is day two of tapering. Here's hoping I can maintain the self control to stick with it.

>> No.10543151

I'e fucking done it again! where are my goddamn glasses?

>> No.10543155

>>10543131

Try mephedrone, it's like that but far more euphoric, like the afterglow of mdma but whilst being wired as fuck

>> No.10543156

>>10543151
haha hate it when that happens

>> No.10543198

You guys are sure I don't need to taper at 3-4 beers/day for 10 years

>> No.10543204

>>10543155
Might give it a try, isn't it a bit more dangerous being a research chemical and all?

>> No.10543229

>>10542996
Half a year or so. Found a 10/10 beauty and a soulmate, hardworking, smart, once in a lifetime miracle. Fucking insane that something so great happened to me. After that kind of experience I wonder if anything or anyone could fill the void.
Drawbacks were that she already was deeply invested in life. Business loan, mortgage, facade. We'll meet again in better circumstances later in life, suppose I'm not gonna wait tho, it happens if it happens. It should happen.
I just hate that it had to happen when I was already getting shit together by myself, but in a fragile fucking state. Have to find strength to crawl up from bottom of the barrel AGAIN.
Time heals, but a man doesn't have unlimited supply of time. Now some Ulver in this bitch, feels good to rant a bit, letting it out.
>>10543151
Check the bathroom. Mine don't fit my changing sight anymore, just gives headaches. Always found them from the bathroom or on the bar counter.

>> No.10543230

>>10543204

It scores relatively low on Dr David Nutt's drug harm chart, lower than ketamine and such. I caned it throughout my youth with no apparent ill effects. You can easily do 4-5 days on the trot with the stuff though, I think the real damage is done in sleep deprivation.

>> No.10543255 [DELETED] 

How much do you guys drink?

>> No.10543263

>>10542331
switch to beer fag

>> No.10543268

>>10543156
I found them shits, now I can nip to the shop without looking like Roy Orbison in my gay prescription shades

>> No.10543269

>>10543255
All of them

>> No.10543274

>>10543269
Drinking alone in my apartment. family is coming over in a few hours to cook food. How do I sober up quickly?

>> No.10543278

>>10543198
3-4 beers a day isn't much but for 10 years straight I'm not sure. You could do a short taper, 4 3 2 1 if it makes you feel safer but if you quit cold turkey I don't think you would have many side effects

>>10543151
They're right there anon

>> No.10543294

>>10543230
I guess I'll give it a try then.

>>10543255
Two years ago about 10 cans of 4.5-5% cider/beer, a few bottles of 8% cider and around 500ml of gin/vodka every day now a four pack of 4.5-5% cider/beer and 3 bottles of 8% cider twice a week, sometimes I'll drink three days in a week but only a four pack on the third day.
I'm pretty happy with where I am now with alcohol, not so sure about the ketamine though. I use 1-2 grams a month.

>> No.10543295

>>10543274
do a line or two of coke

>> No.10543301

>>10543274
Puke, take a shower, change clothes. Eat a little, drink water and sleep until they come. Just say you were napping and tired. Depends on your drunk ass if you drank enough so they can smell it.

>> No.10543306

>>10543295
also this

>> No.10543312

>>10543301
>>10543306
does coffee help? I don't drink it.

>> No.10543317
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10543317

4 shots in and i feel normal

I'm gonna die arent I?

>> No.10543319

>>10543312
yes - any stimulant

>> No.10543322

>>10543301
this is my routine whenever I have to deal with people

>> No.10543340

>>10543312
Would advise against it. It's diuretic, and your behavior might become different from your norm, because you don't drink coffee. It would also seem weird if you brewed coffee only for yourself, if they know you don't drink it and left evidence about it around. Depends on how snoopy fuckers they are. Just chill, do the above routine and destroy the evidence. Open a window.

>> No.10543343

>>10543340
i don't drink coffee and have never brewed it. it's like a dollar for a cup at the store. why should I open a window?

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10543357

passed out on the street last night lads

>> No.10543359

>>10543343
To clear the alcohol smell I assume

>> No.10543362

>>10543343
Well go buy that cuppa if you feel like it, because this also gives you a change to get some fresh air. When you come back, smell the area where you drank, adjust accordingly. It all really depends on what, how and how much you drank. Just use that brain of yours, fella.

>> No.10543363

>>10543359
>>10543362
do you guys really spill alcohol over yourselves when you drink?

>> No.10543364

>>10543357
how grim of a street was it?

>> No.10543365

What are some good movies about alcoholism?

>> No.10543366

>>10543363
I do lol

>> No.10543374

>>10543365
leaving las vegas
the lost weekend
withnail and i (sort of, more about fictional alcoholics than alcoholism)

>> No.10543376

>>10543364
not too bad desu, middle of downtown. Some cabbie picked me up at like 3am

>> No.10543401
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10543401

Today has been a decidedly shitty fucking day. Bought a handle of vodka to make me feel better on the way home and it just made me feel like shit even more. Time to go lay down in bed.

>> No.10543476

just ate a donut for free walking round the shop lads. I'm basically Al Pacino now

>> No.10543493

>>10543374
>withnail and I

well that's my evening sorted

>> No.10543505

Think I destroyed my liver yesterday. Took 40 mg of sleeping pills when the maximum safe dose is 5 mg (according to psychonauts at least) and now I've had stomach pains all day, Shit

>> No.10543518

>>10543505
stopping breathing in your sleep is the primary concern. bet you'll be fine, i used to eat diazepam by the sleeve every night while downing vodka.

>> No.10543524

>>10543294
Mephedrone is a lot harder to get than it used to be. Be careful you don't get some other RC stimulant cause those can be really bad.

>> No.10543536

we've got to get some booze- it's the only solution to this intense cold

>> No.10543545

>>10543401
good times

>> No.10543565
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>> No.10543572

>>10543518
I had a month phase where I would stop breathing when I slept. Woke up gasping for breath. Scary shit

>> No.10543589

withnail and I is making me miss smoking. richard e grant was one cool muffugah

>> No.10543592

>>10543572
Sure it’s not sleep apnea? Had that shit for years

>> No.10543610
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10543610

Tfw just woke up. Thought i was out. Half a bottle of wine under bed. Feels good man

>> No.10543615

>>10543565
Whats up my man, besides alcoholism and all that

>> No.10543620

>>10543278
Well it was like 2-3 for 5 years then 3-4 for 5 years

Do you mean reduce 1 beer per day?

>> No.10543622

>>10543592
Something like that. I've always had weird alarming symptoms for a one month stretch and then never again. Like my heart rate would go through the roof when I was hungover but I haven't had that in months. My body is weird

>> No.10543638

>>10543610
God damn im a faggot

>> No.10543677

feeling really good lads

>> No.10543685

>>10543677
soon you wont

>> No.10543694

>>10543685
I'm actually at the end of one, hungover and watching movies. I'm just appreciating how good my life is compared to how it used to be

>> No.10543709

>>10543615
oh just the intense and eternal loneliness of being a drunken foreveralone fucktard. i want a delicious gril to sex.

>> No.10543721

Is it a good idea to drink during work? I'm doing this shit warehouse job and its so boring I can't take it. Considering hiding some vodka in a big bottle so maybe it'll help me get through it

>> No.10543720

why is the piss jug always full

>> No.10543726

>>10543721
once it becomes the norm it'll be ten times more unbearable when you have to stop.

>> No.10543733

>>10543721
No, it's the worst idea ever and will end you. If you can pull it together to not have any booze until the end of your workday, you golden as a functional alchie. Very terrible milestone, and it goes even worse from there without having a reason not to drink/have at least some timespan of brain homeostasis.

Personal experience.

>> No.10543742

>>10543709
wanting a grill is the strongest harshest feel

>> No.10543744

>>10543301
Good advice

>> No.10543758

>>10543721
don't drink at work lad. just grin and bear it and drink at home. nobody wants to work with some drunk shitter, keep your colleagues in mind

>> No.10543761

>>10543721
Nope. Everyone knows....
T. Ex warehouse worker

>> No.10543781

So I went drinking on mayday eve - grabbed a liter of cheap red wine and sat in the park. People thought I was an undercover cop, bottle gatherer or a religious person giving away pamphlets. Getting old sucks, every one else there was roughly half my age, apart from a bunch of people gathering cans and bottles or walking their dogs.

Then I tried go barhopping alone. I ended up going home at around midnight - I just didn't feel it.

The great adventures of Anon

>> No.10543796

>>10543781
the park part sounds like fun man

>> No.10543800

>>10543781
protip: you weren't perceived as old, just a faget.

>> No.10543803

>>10543761
>>10543758
But I can't bear it, that's the thing. I might see a therapist about it but I literally cannot work. I've had more jobs than I can count and I've walked out of each one abruptly without saying anything, literally each one. I just can't work and its ruining me

>> No.10543805

>>10543796

That wine started tasting like shit past half-way threw it in the trash.

>> No.10543810

>>10543800

I wasn't perceived. People were too involved with their own friends to give a shit

>> No.10543822

>>10543805
stop, you're making me want to run out and grab a box o' shit. I need to be up and awake tomorrow

>> No.10543824

Bought a handle after 2 weeks sober and marked lines on the bottle of "what I can have per day." Let's see if I can stick to it. Forcing myself to only drink when my fiance is around and making actual "cocktails" has made a huge difference. My blog on trying to hit normie-level drinking.

>> No.10543853

>>10542439
Same except I'm 28.

>> No.10543857

>>10543810
Not to sound like a nu-age dumbass, but honestly you have to put off an aura. Kind of like when you take amphetamines and even if you don't say anything they pick up that you wouldn't mind having a chat with them or helping them out, instead of being a sullen closed-off drunk.

>> No.10543874

1 hour till corner shop opens.

>> No.10543882

1st of may hangover is still pretty bad, not even subutex is helping
i have around 25l of 7-8% beer i made but not feeling it
probably also should be sober because i promised ex/my future child's whore of a mother that i'd be sober, seeing her first time this year this weekend... 5 months pergnant at the moment
fug dis

>> No.10543884

>>10543803
Goddamn you are faggoted. Wake up dickhead. No one cares get over it.

>> No.10543888

>>10543874
'corner shop' sounds like britbong-speak but surely no shop opens at10pm. where are you mate?

>> No.10543889

Do you guys ever get really anxious buying alcohol at the same store? Last time I went I felt like everyone were looking at me, and almost had a panic attack. Maybe I'm just weird

>> No.10543901

>>10543888
Canberra in oz. Indians open there shops at 0730.....

>> No.10543903

>>10543889
the all-night staff at my local just sigh and roll their eyes when I come in. I've tried to make friends with them but they're not having it

>> No.10543905

>>10543889
Lol your weird

>> No.10543909

>>10543721
Don't do it. You'll eventually fuck yourself hard and probably end up having to leave. I've drank hard during two jobs and in the end the stress of it was so much that I left both before I could be fired.

>> No.10543918

>>10543901
never met a strayan I didn't like. hope you don;t drop dead before the shop opens

>> No.10543935

>>10543889
Hell no.
I actually have a funny story from when I lived in Seattle for a year, I lived literally like a half a block away from a corner store. The same asian guy worked in there every day, and every single day I'd either leave with a case of beer or a bottle or two of wine. I just didn't give a fuck. There's no point if you ask me. Always just said thank you and left.

>> No.10543936

>>10543918
Lol haven't met me yet. Nah wont drop dead. Hangin for a drink.... fuck bros had 7 days up.... why do i do this?

>> No.10543942

>>10543935
That story wasn't funny

>> No.10543946

>>10543903
Fucking assholes.

>> No.10543953

>>10543803
feel ya, try to get some benzos, maybe that will help if you have anxiety.

>> No.10543966

>>10543905
Damn straight

>> No.10543970

I don't have to be anywhere untill 4 tomorrow and my boss is offering to sell me some really nice booze for a ridiculously low price. Like damn near free.

Reeeaalllyy trying to not get obliterated tonight but signs keep pointing that way.

>> No.10544027

>>10543970
Damn your boss feeds you grog....
That is a shitty setup

>> No.10544044

>>10544027
Yeah man, and I'm trying to get untill Sunday past five without drinking. I cheated a little bit last night but It was pretty mild.
When you have opportunities like this on about a monthly basis and you're trying to cut back/quit it can be rough.

>> No.10544051

>>10543942
It was though, because he clearly knew I was an alcoholic and would occasionally give me these looks.

>> No.10544061

>>10544051
What line of work are you in, Anon?

>> No.10544062

I just messaged my best friend who's basically my straight wife to confirm we're going to hang out over the weekend and his reply was "....ok". I love that guy

>> No.10544079

>>10544061
Lol worked warehouses for years. Moved on to truck driving... unemployed at moment. Go figure

>> No.10544083

>>10544062
Fag lol

>> No.10544099

>>10544083
maybe half a fag if I'm being really honest

>> No.10544109

>>10544051
Wasn't funny

>> No.10544115

>>10544061
I'm unemployed right now.
Previously drank insanely working in a grocery store and then went to a warehouse and still drank pretty badly.

>> No.10544116

>end 3 year bender
>realise every single person now hates me, even family won’t answer phone
This should help with PAWS

>> No.10544119

>>10544099
Lol half a fag..... don't know what to say lol

>> No.10544124

>>10544109
Yeah I mean you're right. It was funny to me though and I just opened my anecdote with a turn of phrase saying it was funny.

>> No.10544127

>>10544116
3 years.....

>> No.10544136

>>10544124
Eh bra all good. Im just being retarted...

>> No.10544141

>>10544127
Something like that

>> No.10544144

i beat the shit out of the side of my truck last night and my hand hurts a bunch

>> No.10544156

>>10544144
even as a drunk, in what world did punching a truck sound like a good idea?

>> No.10544160

>>10544115
I worked in a bonded warehouse years ago. We got 1000 pallets of indian whiskey that failed customs. You know how this story goes.

>> No.10544172

>>10544141
Man 3 years.... cmon. Family hasn't abandoned me after 20. I don't drink around family though. Protip dont drink around family.

>> No.10544189

>>10544136
So am I dude. So am I.

>> No.10544195

>>10544189
I am so

>> No.10544197

Blink 182

>> No.10544199

>>10543935
I have some people who recognise me as a daily client just because I buy beer in their shops. One lady is really sweet and nice and always smiles when she sees me.

>> No.10544202

Anyone want to talk? Or play games?

>> No.10544211

>>10543151
kek im always so suprised when i wake up and my glasses are always in the same spot. Atleast my drunk self can do that.

>> No.10544212

been puking for 2 days now just nonstop, take a drink of water just so i have something to puke out
feel like my teeth are dissolving away but can't even be arsed to brush my teeth

>> No.10544218

>>10544212
invest in a mouthwash next time, you won't be bothered much and it does make a difference

>> No.10544220

>>10544202
I can talk/type... . To autismo n drunk for much else

>> No.10544226

>>10544220
What medium of communication would you like to use?

>> No.10544228

>>10544218
good idea actually, ran out a few months ago
should probably get some salt in me somehow

>> No.10544235

>>10544228
don't try to drink water with salt, it makes you puke more. maybe some boiled veggies that you can easily swallow?

>> No.10544240

>>10544202
I'm in matey what's up?

>> No.10544245

>>10544226
4chan appears acceptable

>> No.10544252

I still hate having to use headphones. not brutal enough

>> No.10544256

>>10544240
The sky
>>10544245
OK

>> No.10544261

>>10544256
The sky is down. You're the wrong way around

>> No.10544267

>>10542426
Mental illness

>> No.10544269

>>10544261
I'm not that drunk yet ahahaha

>> No.10544279

>>10542426
you might have bipolar my man

>> No.10544280

>>10544269
Well hurry up lol. God im a demon. Encouraging alks to drink. Sorry all

>> No.10544283

>>10542441
Was good that you quit my dude, don't miss it too much

>> No.10544288

>>10544280
Lol it's OK, I'm not really an alck. I just decided to start drinking at 2:30pm today

>> No.10544293

>>10544280
I think we can get along ok without encouragement lad

>> No.10544296

>>10542439
Tfw alco 38 year old. Havnt had sex in 12 years. Also currently unemployed.

>> No.10544306

>>10544296
38 goddamn dude.

>> No.10544308

>>10544288
Drinking at 230 in an alck thread.
Im not alck

>> No.10544310

how do you guys deal with a sociopathic parent? Mine let me move back in while I save up some money but the day to day constant poking and prodding is really wearing on me mentally. I know the right answer is to just movie out but I just can't fucking afford it right now. How can I stop someone from ruining my day on a whim, because they know exactly what to say to drive me into a blind fury and I can't not get angry, like I physically can't keep myself from doing so.

>> No.10544319

>>10544310
Lol he got cirrhosis of the liver. Faggot

>> No.10544331

>>10544308
Well i,,, uhhh nah JK. I really like beer. and after finals im going hard. Like maybe get drunk before noon, but im not an alcoholic in the sense of waking up with the shakes, that was only one time haha, never again.

>> No.10544335

>>10544310
you need to make friends with them. drop all your resentment and just try to be cool. if it doesn't work then fine, least you tried

>> No.10544346

>>10543230
>caned it
based fellow britbong

>> No.10544352

>>10544346
we'll be reet

>> No.10544353
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>tfw drunk at 5 pm and have to see my family at dinner soon

>> No.10544354

>>10544353
god i wish that were me

>> No.10544356

>>10543131
yep, that's speed

>> No.10544361

>>10544354
which part?

>> No.10544363

time for some relaxing muisic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3LpWCfFPk8&t=225s

>> No.10544365

>>10544361
drunk and seeing family, because that means free drinks and good vibes

>> No.10544374

>>10543131
Careful, bruh, that's how it starts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGRJpo

>> No.10544377

>>10544296
I foresee that I am you in 12years

>> No.10544380

>>10544365
no they frown on me drinking

>> No.10544383

>>10543131
Moderation is the key my man.... fuck who am i kidding its an alck thread

>> No.10544386

>>10544296
dude get a job

>> No.10544388

>>10544380
ahh shit. pop a breath mint and chill

>> No.10544391

>>10544296
Drive for Uber Eats or some shit lol

>> No.10544402

ah lads I'm so trashed. give me songs

>> No.10544406

>>10544319
lol what?

>> No.10544407

>>10544391
Tfw you drive a piece o poo over 10 years old. Tfw your car is 2006.... last time you had sex

>> No.10544420

>>10544377
What can i tach you young padawn? My wizardry nos no bounds.

>> No.10544424

>>10543363
yes.
also my bed
especially when i pass out with an open bottle in my bed and wake up soaked
extra points if I also piss myself

>> No.10544427

>>10544407
Damn... I think they require a car past 2009. Maybe there's some way to trick them

>> No.10544428

>>10544386
I am self funded unemployed. Every couple years i do this

>> No.10544430

>>10544402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS6DkktSrMA

>> No.10544433

>>10544352
I hope so mukka

>> No.10544456

>>10544430
kek I literally nearly got evicted for playing too much Pogues too loud the other week

>> No.10544499

I figure you guys would be good to ask this question.
What's the best cheap vodka?
Preferably something russian.

>> No.10544510

>>10544499
Where do you live?

>> No.10544512

>>10544499
kirov

>> No.10544540

>>10544456
I lived in Dalkey Dublin when I was 6 hehe. I think my dad might be rich lol

>> No.10544543

>>10544420
How do you live? Teach these ways of yours. I choose to live a comfy life, but having a job every once in a while wouldn't hurt I suppose. Also how's that liver doing?

>> No.10544547

>>10544540
I grew up in Doolin. raising one for you buddy

>> No.10544550

>>10544510
Australia

>> No.10544551

>>10544427
Na fuck em. The job market is not good enough for me. Just quit driving a truck (medium rigid) for 35 bucks an hour.

>> No.10544558

>>10544543
Work in the casual pool. Never go full time. Moneys insane. Work 50+ hours a week. Stay single. Have 6months off outta 24

>> No.10544562

>>10544558
Be australian

>> No.10544565

What's the most disgraceful, embarrassing thing you've done when wasted (that you can remember)

>> No.10544566

>>10544547
I'd like to revist there someday, maybe with my Grandfather before he dies. Damn, im in my feels

>> No.10544569

>>10544565
Fuck off..... ur making me feel

>> No.10544576

>>10544565
I pissed on my friend's nan's laptop. still feel guilty for that one to this day

>> No.10544580
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10544580

What have I become..

>> No.10544584

>>10544576
Lol. How old are you?

>> No.10544589

>>10544584
31.

>> No.10544590

>>10544580
Me. Sux to be you.

>> No.10544591

>>10544565
I don't remember much of it but I danced with the fattest, ugliest girl at the pub and then took her home with me. Everyone saw it.

>> No.10544595

>>10544566
Ireland induces lots of feels.

>> No.10544597

>>10544591
Fat girls need lovin' too

>> No.10544604

>>10544597
fat grills are actually the best

>> No.10544607

>>10544589
Really 31? That story is shite. By 31 i had a record and no friends.
>alcoholic gatekeeper incoming

>> No.10544608

>>10544604
Too bad their assess smell like death

>> No.10544617

>>10544607
I've done much worse things but that's the one that still haunts me. One day I'll buy her a new laptop

>> No.10544627

>>10544565
The one that makes me cringe the most is flipping my middle finger in some dj's face as I was getting kicked out. He was the reason I was getting kicked out, he started shit with me but he was never going to be kicked out.

Unironically flipping your middle finger is the cringiest shit ever. I was almost blackout. I put it like 2 inches away from his face too

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10544634

Pabst is here, don't you fear!
It's so clear, it's the best beer!

>> No.10544635

>>10544604
I don't mind chubby girls but this one was a bit special.
She had tracksuit pants tucked into her socks and she was wearing UGG boots.
I'm pretty sure she had a mullet hair cut.
She was a regular at the bar I drank at so I had to see her there several times a week afterwards, I'd just act like nothing happened.

>> No.10544641

>>10544353
Are you me? Mine usually come downstairs to get me to come eat with them, and I just pretend I'm sleeping when I hear them coming. Then sneak upstairs to grab food later so I don't have to talk to them, since they'd know I'm obviously shitfaced

>> No.10544644

>>10544627
Ahahahahah, this reminds me. I was at a bar and was standing with a group of peopl, like 4 of us. I was so wasted I slowly tipped my beer over and spilled beer on this girls feet. I guess she didn;t like that very much and hit the bottom of my beer spilling beer all over me. Beer got all over my shirt.

As I was leaving I gave her the bird and said, I think "Fuck you, bitch" then walked out. I guess it was probably my fault for starting all that lol

>> No.10544646

>>10544635
sounds like she was a real catch man

>> No.10544652

Ok not the worst but fuck me embarrassing
Rock up to club.
You're not getting in bro.
Why?
Cause I'll have to throw you out in an hour.

>> No.10544654

las I'm super hammered. will you let me chill here for a while?

>> No.10544655

>>10544565
I was wasted at the pool and this kid was bullying his little brother so I picked him up (~12 years old), and threw him in the water.
20 minutes police rock up and I'm escorted out.
To top it off, while in front of the 200+ spectators, the kids Indian father runs up to me as if he wants to fight me after the terrible thing I did to his son. Never knew what it feels like to be a pedo. It doesn't feel good at all.
To doubly top it off my best friend and his two kids arrive as I'm being escorted out and he had to explain why daddies best friend is doing with the police. :/

>> No.10544666

>>10544655
You aren't a pedo lol

>> No.10544669

>>10544652
Haha iktf la. Female bouncer at my local reminds me to not get too wasted. It's embarrassing

>> No.10544674

>>10544655
But everyone looked at me as if I was. That's what I meant. Most humiliating moment of my life.

>> No.10544679

>>10544655
Wtf. This screams english is my 2nd language

>> No.10544685
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10544685

About to make the walk of shame... To the gas station. Damn.. It's so shameful, I don't reallyj care though. The thoughts of people staring at me are in my head I think, not real. Surely no one really gives that much of a fuck about me to look at me and judge me.

>> No.10544693

>>10544655
Assualt child.
Escorted of premises by police.
Hearty kek
Post country, state and court number.

>> No.10544699

>>10544693
>B-B-But assault!!!!

Christ... What happened to this generation

>> No.10544700

>>10544669
Lol atleast they let you in.

>> No.10544701

>>10544669
>Female bouncer
u serious, clark?

>> No.10544702

>>10544685
nobody cares dude. they have their own lives to think about

>> No.10544708

Why the fuck do I hear bird noises all the time, am I going crazy?

>> No.10544712

>>10544702
Alright, I'm going. See you in 10 my friend. But I'm talking about people in my apartment complex looking out of their windows judging me. And possibly a Government agent CIA or FBI observing me for some reason. it's possibe

>> No.10544716

>>10544699
Man i get you. But you touch my wives son i will destroy you.

>> No.10544724

>>10544708
you're just hearing birdsong lad. try to keep it together

>> No.10544729

>>10544716
Well I would obviously never touch your son lol. But I remember being a kid and this older guy throwing me in the pool ( it was harmless), and he would throw me and stuff, it was fun. I guess it's different because my dad sort of new him, not the same thing as a complete stranger doing it, but still an over reaction IMO.

>> No.10544750

>>10544729
Lol good.ness gracious i love the internet

>> No.10544756

>>10544750
What is wrong with what I said? Is... Is there something I did wrong lol

>> No.10544760

>>10544756
Lol

>> No.10544780

>>10544760
Fuck dude,,, Stop making me feel bad.. Im gonna have another drink.

I was molested as a kid, i was like 5 or 6 but he was maybe a coup[le years older tha me. Please dont bring back those memories man

>> No.10544799

Country roads, take me home to the place I belong

>> No.10544815

>>10544780
Whoa dude. Sorry to hear that. Shit sux but you gotta laugh man.

>> No.10544818

>>10544780
just so you know man that isn't unusual, I had a creep try to molest me in a public bathroom and I still cant go in one anymore, I'd rather piss into a bottle. Suffice it to say, there are some things that simply just don't wash out

>> No.10544822

>>10544267
this

>> No.10544828

>>10544679
Nah just iPad posting, early morning, hungover and didn't proofread. :/

>> No.10544851

>>10544815
>>10544818
I honestly dont care lol. I'm laughing, I told my mom a little after it happened and wished I hadn't. when I was a kid my mom would tuck me in and ask me if I had anything I wanted to talk about, I couldn't keep it in and told her what happenjed. We both cried and went on with our lives. Of course, though we will never forgetr. Damn,,

>> No.10544867

>>10544851
Why didnt your mum fuck up said faggots shit?

>> No.10544882

>>10542426
>What is this called?
It's called alcohol affecting your body

>> No.10544913

>>10544818
I was maybe 5 but I think I was 4.
Mum remarried kinda old so I had uncles who were 4 and 8 years older than me respectively.
The older one I was told did a stint in with the downies when he first hit elementary school.
Well, a couple of times when they had sleepovers, he'd climb on top of me totally naked with his hard dick pressed against me and slobber all over my neck. Felt fucking terrible, but I was just in shock so just lay there. Also, my mother never gave me any talk or anything so I couldn't just go to her about it because I was clueless.
I was so socially awkward about sex until almost 20 due to those encounters. I made up for it, and better mention about now that I've only ever fucked women lol.
(Also I'm the guy who was escorted from the pool by police but I seriously don't feel you can relate the two).

>> No.10544939

I need to poo

>> No.10544942

>>10544939
Prejeet which designated poo street shall you be visiting today?

>> No.10544950

well it's chicken noodle soup in a can week. i could get better food but i like doing this.

>> No.10544960

What big berer can I buy from the conveinet store for less thank $2.30? My credit card got frozen/cancelled and I do not have any cash. What can I buy for this amount? In Texas btw

>> No.10544967

>>10542331
faggot
>>10542317
fuck you

>> No.10544971

>>10544960
Time to quit bro

>> No.10544977

>>10544971
Lol you dont understant man. Im just asking if they have lilke a big steel reserve or something for that price. All I found in my room is that much in change. I have no cash

>> No.10544981

>>10544950
really i have fruit vegetables rice jelly peanut butter spam tuna beans. i need bread though.

>> No.10544993

>>10544971
and btw it got cancelled for fraud charges

>> No.10545001

>>10542524
>never text tinder hoes because they're literally al the same
>2 weeks ago
>drunk
>cute girl I matched with is 5 miles away
>text her "wyd"
>she replies almost instantly
>facetime her with my dog
>she says she wants to see him
>fast forward 2 weeks
>she's my gf and I've came in her mouth 10+ times so far
feels good man

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>>10545001
thank you for the full unfiltered, blow by blow.

>> No.10545038

Sorta want to get a bottle of Patrón to drink neat, kinda bored of whiskey. Thoughts? Figured I’d just forego my $10 6-pack a week for 5 weeks to offset its $50 cost.

>> No.10545058

>>10544565
I’ve posted this to 4chan several times but
>used to live at my dad’s house
>he has a very curious cat
>when i put up the toilet seat to pee, he likes to put his front paws on the bowl and look at what im doing
>eventually i stop pushing him off
>he starts smelling my pee stream
>he starts licking it like a 12 year old at a drinking fountain after PE
>this starts to happen regularly
>gets to the point where i enter the bathroom and he immediately goes to the toilet waiting for a drink
>i start sending snapchat videos of this to my brother for keks
>dating big tiddie goth girl at the time
>one day accidentily send a video of this to her instead of my brother
>fight or flight kicks in like never before
>delete my snap account hoping it’ll erase the vid
>it doesn’t
>text long explanation that it’s all a prank and it’s actually lemonade and im sending it to my friend and accidentily sent it to her
>she believes me

Probably couldn’t have possibly believed the actual truth. I later broke up with her because she had no personality and a stanky pussy.

>> No.10545092

>>10545058
Wtf

>> No.10545094

>>10544310
Get a job

>> No.10545096

>>10545058
Y u slap?
Y u finish with stanky pussy
I could have just stopped reading right there. :/

>> No.10545101

when do you fellow alcoholics know when to quit drinking? i'm on my 9'th hour, second pint of whiskey

>> No.10545110

>>10543317
stoner that rarely drinks and is currently drunk here. this is accurate

>> No.10545141

>>10545101
I know when to quit but I never do.
It usually finishes after my 14 standard drinks per day turn into 28 drinks per day which then culminates in my inability to drink anything not even water, while on deaths door.
So tl;dr I only quit afit after my body completely shuts down. It takes less and less for my body to shut down now and it's harder and harder to recover and the shutting down is getting worse and worse.

>> No.10545148

>>10545141
whats your age scumbag

>> No.10545160

>>10545148
I hit 39 last month but yeah I am a scumbag and I won't hit 45 or maybe even 42 at this stage.

>> No.10545181

>>10545101
Wow.... Damn lol

>> No.10545187

>>10545160
I'm approaching 34 and don't know what to do. I'm so fucken lost man. everyone in my life is movin on up, and i'm just sittin here, all by my lonesom, thinkin back on the good old days, when i had purpose, a reason to live. i dont know what i'm doin anymore.

>> No.10545195

>>10545160

I puked 5 times this morning to the point where my throat swelled up and I could barely breathe from stomach bile. I'm 46. Oh, and I was shaking for 6 hours from death level anxiety.

>> No.10545204

>>10545195
I'll drink one for you bro

>> No.10545213

I think I just broke my left hand falling over my chair boys

>> No.10545221

>>10545195
That was me a week ago. I managed to get myself good and then for no good reason other than looking for an excuse I started hitting it hard again two days ago. 11:04am here and I'm 12 standard drinks in.
Anon I know where I was last week and it was a very very bad place. Talk to us and hopefully we can get you through this bad bad time.
I don't know why we keep going back. It's like a woman who keeps betraying you. High highs but oh lawd the lowest of lows.
We are here for you al/ck/mate

>> No.10545226

>>10545213
Oh damn, drink it off?

>> No.10545247

>>10545226
I can still move the fingers on it. Think I got away with that one with some bruises

>> No.10545256

>>10545213
Goo goo gah gah

>> No.10545261

>>10545256
what did you intend to convey with this

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>>10545261
>muh hand

>> No.10545275

>>10545269
I'm actually in quite a lot of pain

>> No.10545279

>>10545221

This is incredibly accurate.

>> No.10545287 [DELETED] 

>>10544913
what could she even say though honestly, hey honey I'm sorry I failed you and let some creep put his dick all over your face? I made the mistake of telling my parents the truth and I was branded a liar, even now when I'll say simple shit like hey I'm going to be late I have a doctors appointment my mother will go "Oh great, another lie from the liar" it's soul crushing, and even when I sleep I get no real reprieve.

>> No.10545288

>>10545275
I don't give a shit pussy. You don't think I was in pain when some dude shot my in the foot in Iraq? Yeah I served two tours there, and no I haven' quite recovered. I was lucky enough to have painkilled from the ME, but other than that I haven';t been able to walk the same. So forgive me if I don't give a shit that you tripped over your chair and huwt your wrist. Pussy

>> No.10545295

>>10545213
I purposely smashed my hand with a hammer when I got drunk once.

>> No.10545297

>>10545288
gay

>> No.10545311

>>10545297
You are disrespecting a former United States Marine. I hope you know that mother fucker

>> No.10545316

>>10545311
Do I look like I give a fuck you cunt?

>> No.10545320

>>10545288
lmao what a fucking fag. thank god for dead soldiers.

>> No.10545322

>>10545311
my dad was harder than your dad

>> No.10545323

>>10545288
Never been shot, I have been stabbed twice though, the last time I got impaled in the shoulder and it nicked the main artery that runs through that part of the body. I've never been afraid of blood but the waterfall spurt every few seconds was enough to scare me shitless, I legitimately thought I was a goner

>> No.10545332

>>10545323
I heard being stabbed is one of the worst pains you can feel. True?

>> No.10545336

>>10545297
>>10545316
>>10545320
>>10545322
>>10545323
I put my fucking life on the line to keep your ungrateful asses safe. How fucking dare you ASSHOLE

>> No.10545337

>>10545058
genuinely laughing out loud

>> No.10545339

>>10545332
gotta be worse than retardedly blasting a hole in your foot

>> No.10545349

>>10545336
paramedic?

>> No.10545350

>>10545336
no you didn't

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>>10543857
>Kind of like when you take amphetamines and even if you don't say anything they pick up that you wouldn't mind having a chat with them or helping them out, instead of being a sullen closed-off drunk.
p-people can tell when you're on amp?

>> No.10545353

>>10545336
lol at (you)

>> No.10545356

>>10545332
yeah man it hurts more then you think it would. Especially when you see it in the movies, it just isn't a realistic interpretation

>> No.10545361

>>10545336
don't lump me in with them you cunt, I wasn't even throwing out banter. thank you for your service

>> No.10545373

>>10545351
People can tell when you're on any form of intoxicant

>> No.10545380

>>10545373
I'm not saying it's impossible for people to notice, but most people won't. They aren't even sparing a thought for you. 99% of people are thinking about themselves 99% of the time.

>> No.10545381

>>10545361
I'm just LARPing, lol. I didn't actually serve in Iraq

>> No.10545403

>>10545381
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

>> No.10545423

>>10545288
This might have like some kind of mini pasta potential.

>> No.10545654

Does anyone else have diabetes from alcohol abuse?
I have it so bad that my bed and pillow is soaked by 2am nightly. I don't get these nasty sweats if I can avoid drinking for 3+ days. You'd think it'd be enough to get me sober but so far this year I've only made it past week 1 three times.
Got it's horrible being in is puddle of sweat even in winter, especially when it's completely avoidable if only you could abstain from this poison.

>> No.10545745
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8 days sober. Had a dream last night where i was happy; everything felt like i was a child again, like every experience was new, like the future was something to be excited about and look forward to. Unfortunately i woke up and im still the same miserable cunt ive been since high school, but still, it was nice to experience that brief reprieve.

By the way, if youre looking to clock in some sober time Lyrica makes it extremely easy. When i tried benzos for the same purpose i just ended up drinking on top of them. With Lyrica the cravings just disappear and im happy to chill on that substance alone. It can make you a little retarded, but thats about all.

>> No.10546205

>>10545745
I never knew lyrica was for such a purpose. Was that the reason the dr prescribed or you?
I've had help from benzos but Drs here refuse to prescribe them now bc 'they addictive' and when I ask what's worse to your body, benzos or alcohol they give me a retarded look as if it does not compute.

>> No.10546545

>>10544565
Can’t talk about it.

>> No.10546797

New:
>>10546734

New:
>>10546734

>> No.10546915

>>10543709
lol just jerk off fag