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What dessert do you impress people with, anon?

>> No.10541635

McDonald's soft serve
>I always know when the machine is working

>> No.10541637

>>10541605
Flan, flan is good. Bitches love flan

>> No.10541640

>>10541605
key lime pie
i've never made it, but i'll bet i could. if like, aliens landed here in Florida and demanded someone make a key lime pie they'll love or else they'll explode us

>> No.10541652

>>10541605
GOOD

GOD

>> No.10541678

kladdkaka
But it's better than any they've ever had before. (it has my semen in it)

>> No.10541680

>>10541605
I'd impress her with my dick if you know what I'm saying!

>> No.10541685

halal bacon sundae

>> No.10541690

>>10541605
is that you?

>> No.10541691

>>10541605
My monster dong

>> No.10541692

Creme brulee is pretty easy (if you have a torch) and is good for impressing people. You end up with a lot of extra egg whites though.

>> No.10541725

>>10541692
make meringue with egg whites.

>> No.10541741

>>10541605
why is that restaurant so empty

>> No.10541770

>>10541605
panna cotta. shits easy to make but looks good

>> No.10541774

Pussy a la creme

>> No.10541786
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>>10541605

>> No.10542137

I don't eat dessert

>> No.10542143
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10542143

I like to bake cake.

>> No.10542170

>>10542143
>Some girl actually made this

>> No.10542197

>>10541605
Fleshlight full of macaroons

>> No.10542232
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>>10542143
God, the shit I would do to this woman.

>> No.10542241

>>10542232
I would put her on a treadmill if you know what I mean

>> No.10542445

>>10542143
>>10542232
>>10542241
who's this?

>> No.10542463

>>10542143
udder insanity

>> No.10542468

>>10541605
dear dear . . .

>> No.10542507

>>10541605
Milkies

>> No.10542731

Cooking and memes aside, I entered this nasty logic where "doing something to impress people is shitty because it has a different intent behind it"

I feel like thinking like this is retarded and harmful

>> No.10542757

>>10541678
Unless you have a unique recipe with actual chocolate in it I suggest looking at some decent brownie recipes instead.

>> No.10542764

>>10542731
Don't think of it that way, fag.
Be proud of the effort you put in and the end result.

>> No.10542776

>>10542731
Go read Aristotle's Nichomachean Ethics, specifically book I where he talks about ends. It's not too long and has some good parts about value and intentions

>> No.10543054

>>10542232
Like put her on a diet?

>> No.10543688

>>10542731
trying to impress people is showing you value them. People don't go "wow this asshole was just trying to impress me". People typically appreciate the effort.

>> No.10543697

Tiramisu

>> No.10543707

>>10541605
Literally a female Elliot Rodger
Uncanny facial structure.

>> No.10543729

>>10543707
I was thinking she looked like if that chick from Jessica Jones got massive fake tits.

>> No.10544066
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10544066

My faggot brownies always impress

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10544077

Canele or Creme Brulee always impresses the shit out of people.

>> No.10544090

>>10541605
How does she drink that wine without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10544094

>>10544077
Do you have actual canele molds, or what?

>> No.10544101

>>10544094
Yeah, I have some mauviel molds.

>> No.10544112

>>10541605

Who is this woman that was born for sex? And does she ever wear anything more revealing?

>> No.10544117

>>10541605
I make an oatmeal cookie with half the butter replaced with peanut butter, and chocolate chips instead of raisins.

It basically becomes three cookies in one.

>> No.10544118
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10544118

MILKY MILKY ME WANT MILKY WARM AND TASTY I'LL BE HASTY

MILKY MILKY WARM AND WHITE MILK MILKY WHAT A DELIGHT

MILKY MILKY FILL ME UP DRINKY DRINKY GLUB GLUB GLUB

>> No.10544122

>>10541605
boobs, I mean, boobs

>> No.10544123

>>10541605
Glazed sweater muffins.

>> No.10544126

>>10541605
impressions lead to accountability

>> No.10544142

>>10544118
HOLY FUCKING BASED

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>>10541605
Water, because she be thirsty.

>> No.10544193

>>10541605
I'd sit across a table from her, if you know what I mean...

>> No.10544209

A souffle or crepe Suzette. Creme brulee too, but I think it's being overdone.

>> No.10544232

>>10544112
https://ablackweb.com/forum/index.php?threads/sannatorr.5192/

All I can find

>> No.10544263

>>10541605
https://www.instagram.com/sannatorr/?hl=en

>> No.10544313

>>10541605
name?

>> No.10544387

Buckeyes.
The recipe is simple. Just peanut butter, butter, and powdered sugar. Combine and chill. Roll into 1/2 inch balls. Chill again. Dip in bitter chocolate that is on double boiler. Bite sized and balance of chocolate and peanut butter.

>> No.10544443

Pastel de tres leches

>> No.10544746

>>10542445
can you fucking read?

>> No.10545289

>>10542731
I've found myself thinking a similar the past few years.
It's part of my reason for hating birthdays/valentines/etc more and more. Why put so much effort into doing that this ONE day of the year when there are 364 other days to do the same thing any time you want.

I'll agree that it feels like the wrong way of viewing these things but I can't stop t b h

>> No.10545312

Wine braised pears with a sauce from the reduction and honey-sweetened marscarpone cheese.

>> No.10545340

>>10541605
https://www.instagram.com/sannatorr/?hl=en
your welcome

>> No.10546753

>>10541605
Man I'd slap my cock right between those two tits and give it a good thrust or two, if you catch my drift

>> No.10546780
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>>10541605
WHY WON'T YOU BE MY MOMMY!

>> No.10546815
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>>10541605
the king

>> No.10546830

>>10546753
You're going to have to elaborate anon, you've lost me

>> No.10546846

>>10541605
My big ol hog

>> No.10546876

>>10546815
...just durian? at least make it into a smoothie

>> No.10546882

>>10541605
A few nice cheeses and some homemade jams/marmelade maybe some mustard with a kick like figs or something.

>> No.10546920

>>10544746
oh well, I paused to look for sort of ad for her site, but... well..that covered the url.

thanks anyway bud

>> No.10546933

>>10541605
Something thick with high dairy content

>> No.10546956

>>10544263
>business inquiries
Not very subtle is it?

>> No.10547006

>>10546956
you hire her to show up at parties, maybe something extra under the table but that's the legit front of her business.

>> No.10547015

>>10546956
Obviously, she's a model.
>Exclusively a neck model
>Showcase your new pearl necklaces on me for a modest fee

>> No.10547023

>>10541605

Chocolate Lava Cakes are pretty nice if you do them right.

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>>10546933
this

>> No.10548390

Is there a pornstar with milkies like these that isn't a cow or butterface?

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>>10542143
The resemblance is uncanny

>> No.10548440

>>10547321
>hands on the sole of your shoes
do americans really do this?

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>>10541605

COT DAMN

MOMMY IM IN NEED OF NUTRIENTS

>> No.10548810

>>10542143
sums up how the rest of the world sees muttland

>> No.10548892

>>10548440

That's a cell phone you Muslim ridden flea bag

>> No.10548905

>>10542143
Why do I have the feeling she has absolutely zero gag reflex when throating a dick?

>> No.10549502

>>10541605
GIB MILKIES

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10550262

bump for desserts

>> No.10551637

>>10544066
fuckin hair on the plate.

>> No.10551777

>>10544118
I read this in Sam Hyde's voice

>> No.10551783

>>10551637
My aspiration in life is to create a high end restaurant with nature themed plating, and insist on putting one fucking hair, the color of the patrons', on every fifth plate. Then I'll remind people that cooks wear hats and chances are hairs come from the customers.

>> No.10552377

>>10541605
Custard

>> No.10552397

>>10542170
>Some guy actually fapped to this