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What's the best brand of alcohol for physically abusing your family?

>> No.10539763

>>10539753
Crown Royal

You get to pretend to be a man who drinks whiskey while still drinking a pussy drink that may as well be a neutral

>> No.10539766

methanol

>> No.10539815

>>10539753
Something heavy that comes in a shatterproof bottle. Fleischmans vodka 1.75L comes to mind.

>> No.10539824

>>10539815
great choice... mail in rebates.

>> No.10539831

>>10539753
Old Granddad

>> No.10539858

>>10539753
I'm more interested in how anyone thinks that type of clothing is "cool" or "nice" or "rad" or just generally good at all. so fucking bad.

>> No.10539886

>>10539753
Night train, chartreuse, gin, Busch beer, anything brown

>> No.10539887

>>10539858
Well go right ahead and fuck yourself bc that's not what this thread is about

>> No.10539899

>>10539886
>brand
oops. anything distributed out of frankfurt, KY

>> No.10539902

>>10539858
That picture is from 1998 or so. Korn shirts, spic style shorts, frosted tips. It was a different time

>> No.10539907

>>10539753
pabst blue ribbon

>> No.10539956

>>10539858
Late 90's-Early 2000's were a strange time, my son

>> No.10540964

Bacardi white

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10540973

take your pick

>> No.10540975

>>10539956
When America found a trend so bad (in the perjorative sense) that Australia never imitated it.

>> No.10540999

dad drank a lot of red label

>> No.10541030

>>10539907
No, that's the best beer for dressing in plaid and sucking wholesale dick.

>> No.10541044

OP wears JNCOs

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10541450

There is only one.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/2006/01/09/a-bittersweet-champagne-of-maine-span-classbankheadpotent-coffee-brandy-is-top-selling-liquor-but-is-linked-to-alcohol-abusespan/f07b240f-7e28-4493-acef-56f48def1b73/?utm_term=.41da75b585c4

>At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in [Maine] was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's.

>Police say they notice the drink showing up in less newsworthy incidents all the time -- on the kitchen counter during a domestic-violence call, in the car of youths caught shoplifting liquor. Officer Ryan Reardon of Waterville, Maine, said he has encountered coffee brandy so many times that he can find it with his nose.

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>>10539753

>> No.10541722

>>10540975
Australia has a big Juggalo scene for some reason, so that's not much better

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10541793

>>10539753
Bunbaberg Rum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkH5_aGRC8g

>> No.10542011

>>10539858
Ha! Ha! Twenty year old fashion is ridiculous! Not like the clothes that I wear as a trendy young chap! My personal style will never change or become anything less than the epitome of cutting edge fashion!

That’s you, fuckwit. That’s how you come across.

>> No.10542050

>>10539753
>Buckfast
>Stella
>Fosters
>Bud (((WEISER)))
Straight Vodka
>T.Bong