Al/ck/ general

[Anonymous No.10536734]

old bread >>10531552

new bed >>https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

[Anonymous No.10536760]

>>10536734
Sorry I started a new thread not knowing you started this bread, ignore other one.

[Anonymous No.10536766]

>>10536734
Fixed.
Hoping everyone is good? Or at least ok? Please say you are ok anon?

[Anonymous No.10536775]

>>10536766
>Hoping everyone is good?

[Anonymous No.10536790]

too full to keep drinking

[Anonymous No.10536800]

>>10536775
Good as in alive I guess.
I'm good, aka alive but not really good. Off the wagon today. Sorry to bring a downer but I'll sleep it off and try again tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10536805]

>>10536790
>not having a second stomach for booze
>not forgoing food for booze

[Anonymous No.10536834]

I sometimes (well often) wish someone would murder me.

When I lived in povertyville I used to walk in SW Detroit at night without a pistol drunk as fuck and talk shit to almost everyone I saw, Never got murdered...Only my ass beat 3 good times.

God is cruel

[Anonymous No.10537190]

ive drunk 63 0.5 beers (4,7%) since last tuesday (24.3), how bad is this? how long is this sustainable? 18 y.o

[Anonymous No.10537197]

>>10537190
ie 9 0,5s a day for a week

[Anonymous No.10537215]

Planned on killing myself this month. Now this week we receive news that my grandmother has a cancerous brain tumor. Probably inoperable. So what the fuck. How long do I have to wait? I just want to minimize the pain on my family. Everything is going wrong, and it doesn't stop. It never stops. My poor mother is now losing her own mother, and she lost her dad early on as a child. I can't make her lose a son at the same time. So what the fuck.

Fuck this.

[Anonymous No.10537233]

i started taking small amounts of cocaine to relieve me from feeling anxious while i worked as a cleaner in a big office. after six months the stress from working such a shit job got overwhelming and i quit. i have been doing some minor works but i mainly live on money i loan from my family. i live cheap and don't do any more cocaine but drink instead. now i finally managed to find a job but its full time, stressful and i lied on my resume and said i knew more than i do. the stress is too much and at the same time i have only two weeks to sober up. how many days before the new job starts should i quit booze to be ok on the first days on the new job?

tl;dr: how many days does it take to sober up?

[Anonymous No.10537253]

>>10537215
dont worry you were just looking for an excuse to not kys anyway

>>10537233
depends how long you've been drinking, people will notice you're shaking for weeks at least in my case

i think im up to two months sober at least, haven't been keeping track. working 6 days/week in a work camp, closest liquor store is 60km away and i have no vehicle. probably gettin trashed as soon as i get home though

[Anonymous No.10537256]

>>10537233
PAWS will go on for a long time. Acute withdrawal will be finished within 2-14 days.

[Anonymous No.10537271]

>>10537253
>>10537215
Even if I have nothing to live for and am only a constant source of burden, there are still people in my life that I want to minimize pain for. You may have been born without people like that, or pushed them away, as I nearly did many times, and for that I'm sorry. I spent my tax return on a gun and heroin for this very purpose however, but its hard to justify being so selfish right now after a lifetime of selfishness already weighing me down. My mother is an amazing human who throughout my entire failed adulthood never lost faith in me.

But fuck it, maybe doing it right after we put my grandma in the ground won't be such a bad blow. It will just be a season of sadness, not necessarily a whole year of reminders

[Anonymous No.10537286]

Day 8. I'm still no better than you.

Have a good day bros.

[Anonymous No.10537480]

>>10537271
Choose life, anon

[Anonymous No.10537609]

>>10537271
Your mom needs her son, anon.

[Anonymous No.10537745]

>tfw gone from 'homeless guy seeking death' drunk to 'almost functioning' drunk
feeling pretty hopeful about life but goddamn it's scary being blacked out half the time while trying to juggle work and a social circle etc rather than just having no life. Managed not to get myself in any real trouble so far but I know I'm pushing my luck.

[Anonymous No.10537808]

Guys, is it legit that grain alcohol is more addictive than grape/whatever alcohol?
It just seems that any grain products are bad for health in long run and the only benefit of them is cheap price.
Will I be better if I stick to good wine instead of beer?

[Anonymous No.10537827]

>>10537808
Alcohol is alcohol. None of them are "more addictive" than others.

[Anonymous No.10537830]

>>10537808
>Will I be better if I stick to good wine instead of beer?
everyone tries this, to my knowledge it has never worked even once

[Anonymous No.10537874]

>>10537827
Trace stuff still has influence

[Anonymous No.10537896]

feelio really well drunk and feeling noting

happy or sad is fine too

[Anonymous No.10538004]

I'm 18 and really enjoy beer. Always buy Stella Artois cause its fair priced; £5.10 for 4 pints.

Is there any other bears you could recommend me?

[Anonymous No.10538012]

>>10538004
Yogi
Gentle Ben
Winnie the Pooh

[Anonymous No.10538018]

>>10538012
I've never seen any of them 0.0

[Anonymous No.10538058]

I have alarming blood test results. My doc told me to cease drinking or I will die. Preparing for wd then boredom. Afraid I caused irreversible damages, but I need further testing for this.

Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.10538068]

>>10538058
yeah it seems there's a thin line between getting away with it, and doing serious, irreparable damage which you'll live with until you die. I can't see properly thanks to fucking ethanol.

[Anonymous No.10538077]

>>10538058
What's alarming? Liver enzymes? Or blood sugar?

[Anonymous No.10538131]

Woke up at noon.
Drank some water.
Threw up all the water and stomach acid.
Got a nosebleed that took an hour and a half to clot.

I think I might be in trouble.

[Anonymous No.10538162]

>>10538077
Both

[Anonymous No.10538186]

Why are bars so fucking fun?


I hate spending the money but I always have a shit eating grin on my face when I'm at the bar with my brother and were drinking

[Anonymous No.10538225]

>>10538058
Do you feel normal? What brought you to the doctor originally

[Anonymous No.10538231]

>>10538131
Dude those unclottable nosebleeds are a HUGE red flag, what it means essentially is that your blood is so permeated with alcohol and other toxins that it can't even clot anymore. Go to the doctor and make sure you're alright, and I'm not even memeing here. Lie if you have to, but get yourself checked out buddy. For your own good.

[Anonymous No.10538260]

Quit my job two months ago to focus on "recovery". I was on a bad airplane bottle habit on top of whatever beer or wine was available. I'm remarkably functional so I could get away with constant drinking without anyone noticing. No significant effect on my fitness or anything - however, my emotional state was pretty fucked. Had some trauma as a kid I never fully dealt with.

I was on the wagon about a month and fell off a few weeks ago. Now I'm pretty much in proto neet territory living with my gf and sneaking drinks around family and friends. I have no desire to do much except work out and skateboard (I've been an avid and decently talented skater for 10+ years).

Seeing a therapist and going to meetings to appease the people in my life. Not really sure what to do at this point. Feel like I'm still salvageable but at a tipping point.

[Anonymous No.10538274]

>have two little kids
>finally decide to look into life insurance
>they need a blood test to check my health
>drank 10-12 drinks a night for the last 4-5 years
>tapered down and managed to take a whole week off about three weeks ago
>back up to 3 drinks a night
>haven't scheduled the blood test yet but need to do it in the next month
>am i fucked?

[Anonymous No.10538277]

>mate cancels plans to go to the pub at the last minute because his gf suddenly decided hes not going

prick. i feel for him though cause she has threatened that if he isnt at her beck and call then she wont let him see their kid. guess im drinking alone tonight again

[Anonymous No.10538327]

>>10538274
idk what country you live in but in the U.S. It's a mouth swab and I was drunk when I had the DNA test to be sure my daughter was actually my daughter.

[Anonymous No.10538355]

>>10538260
sounds like your chances are good to me buddy. sooner rather than later though obviously, this shit swallows people out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.10538357]

Having a hot toddy right now because i feel sick as a dog, shit is pretty good with 1980s Glen Grant.
>>10537808
No thats bullshit, it mostly depends on which one you like the most so it varies from person to person.

[Anonymous No.10538358]

>>10538327
Dumb ass, he needs bloodwork done for insurance reasons. He's not doing 23 and me

[Anonymous No.10538365]

>>10536734
How many "standard" drinks do you guys have in a week?

[Anonymous No.10538377]

>>10538231
I've always had nosebleeds like that, even as a kid, but you're right, I think it's time to at least stop drinking for a while and see how I feel.

[Anonymous No.10538390]

>tfw just left AA meeting halfway through to get some rum down me
I feel like this is not the optimal approach

[Anonymous No.10538393]

>>10538004
You should really start drinking bottled ales, there is a huge selection in supermarkets.

[Anonymous No.10538404]

>>10538390
I absolutely feel that. For some reason, sitting in those rooms makes me want nothing more than to drown out a bunch of bullshit talk with a drink.

[Anonymous No.10538406]

>>10538393
those deals are lethal, good way to end up fat as fuck with a flat knee-deep in bottles

[Anonymous No.10538414]

>>10538355
Glad to hear the encouragement. Hoping I can get myself right.

[Anonymous No.10538416]

>>10538365
120ish and that includes 2 days off on average, I used to drink much more,

[Anonymous No.10538417]

>>10538404
I actually like my group a lot though, the switch just flipped and I made my excuses and fucked off. No work tomorrow anyway, if I can just behave my damn self tonight then I'll be reet

[Anonymous No.10538428]

>>10538390
my brother actually had a seizure in the middle of one of his court ordered AA meetings, cracked his head on the ground and had to be placed in a medically induced coma twice to save his life. Some AA member gave him CPR and saved his fucking life.

[Anonymous No.10538442]

>>10538428
ouch. I went skiing down the stairs outside one a little while ago, nothing hurt but my pride though

[Anonymous No.10538462]

>>10538365
About 70.

[Anonymous No.10538476]

>>10538417
I get that for sure and I'm glad you have a group that's working for you. That comment came out of my bitter place lol. Trying to suspend judgment about it as my therapist has advised. Stay strong man.

[Anonymous No.10538550]

>>10538476
no problem, look after yourself m90

[Anonymous No.10538590]

>>10538416
>>10538462

What do you think is a sustainable number, what do you want to get it down to?

[Anonymous No.10538651]

ah man the morrison's knockoff of morgan's spiced tastes like smoky bacon crisps. how hard is it to get alcoholic sugar water right

[Anonymous No.10538671]

>>10538365
100-140

[Anonymous No.10538678]

>>10538590
120 guy, i have done over 100 before in 48hrs and over 40 in 24 hrs, a few times.

Not thought about what I want to get it down to.
I can have 15 units a night and not have any problems working, no significant issues, maybe no solid shits and my appearance isn't kempt.
Its the weekends which turn into 7 day binges which cause me shit.
I have been drinking since 14, but didn't drink spirits until 18, thats when I classified my self as a drunkard, not an alcoholic, the lies we tell our selfs are the best ones.
I still want to drink 4 litres of beers 4 times a week, but my body is getting decrepit, not really but after 31, in my case, my cardio is shot, stomach bloated, grey hair, yellow eyes, hand tremors where I constantly drop stuff, no social life 10+ years, money is not an issue, but I am scared of dieing young, my liver can take a beating but I am not so sure of my heart.
I keep wanting to switch to whiskey or vodka, but bad things have happened on vodka.
I still want to drink multiple times a week and get blackout on Saturdays, damage limitation is all I hope for.

[Anonymous No.10538699]

>>10538678
The hand tremors are just when I stop without doing my beer taper, and don't occur unless I have been on a binge every 2-4 weeks kek.

[Anonymous No.10538702]

>>10536734
Nothing better than popping beers all day during Spring. Nice and refreshing while I work outside.

Fast forward 2 days and 35 beers later and get on the scale. Whelp, back to the whiskey.

>>10538365
70-100

[Anonymous No.10538725]

Thinking about going to bar. 12 at night here, been sober for 3 or 4 days

[Anonymous No.10538729]

>>10538678
Grey haired at 30 masterrace

[Anonymous No.10538777]

>>10538729
Maybe 27, it is the lone white hairs on the chest :(

[Anonymous No.10538802]

I might buy some nice scotch. It's a bad financial idea, obviously, but I feel like I have nothing to look forward to, so why the fuck not?

In case any fellow al/ck/ies wanna lend advice and know scotch, oban 14 or ardbeg 10?

[Anonymous No.10538804]

>>10538678
I was consistently doing 170+ for longer than I care to remember.
Liver and kidney are both now fucked and I have diabetes from it too. I guess the only good thing is that I won't grow old.

[Anonymous No.10538812]

>>10536734
Guys I need your advice. I have to stop. But I don't know what to do. I can't go to a detox center or a psych ward because I read you lose your gun rights if you do and firearms are one of my favorite hobbies. I could taper, but the amount I would have to drink to start would get me drunk and big surprise, drunk me wants to keep drinking. Also I live alone so there's no one to stop me. And cinco de mayo is Friday so the whole city is going to be partying. I thought of maybe getting some benzos and self treating, but I don't know how to find a dealer or how to dose them. I can't go cold turkey either because I'm afraid the withdrawals might literally kill me, but that's sounding nicer every day.

I don't know guys. What would you do?

[Anonymous No.10538832]

>>10538812
Going to the hospital or a treatment center doesn't affect your legal rights. Only being involuntarilly committed to treatment by the law does that. So there's nothing stopping you from going to a doc and asking for treatment.

I'd suggest tapering. It worked for me. Just be realistic for your taper. Don't try to do it in 3 days, just go nice and slow. just decrease your standard drinking amount by 1 or 2 drinks for a couple of days. Then 1-2 more. Etc.

Tapering by pre-counting out a certain no. of beers for the day might help. Or measure out liquor while you're sober so you have a clear-cut amount you can drink.

[Anonymous No.10538852]

>>10538812
In Japan I booked myself into a psych ward to try and quit and save marriage. Because I had booked myself in I could come and go as often as I liked so by week two I was going out getting drunk and even sneaking drinks into my room.
Kind of a waste of of $2.5k. :/
Got divorced early the following year. Poor woman.
Now I'm still an Alchy, remarried and currently waiting 1.3hrs till the bottle shop opens.
God I wish I never went to Japan. 24hr convenience stores with cheap strong drinks.
At least in Australia everything is closed from 9pm to 9am.

[Anonymous No.10538862]

>>10538832
Agreed. I've driven to the same emergency ward twice when I couldn't cope without a drink. I was allowed to stay until I was better and didn't cost me a cent. Food wasn't bad either, at least it wasn't after day 6 when they finally allowed me to eat through something more than a drip.

[Anonymous No.10538880]

>>10538365
i was up to 110+ can't really remember honestly but now i think its like 40ish, that's a total guess though

[Anonymous No.10538900]

broke my pinkie punching my dresser drawer in a blind rage, probably going to need to go get it set tomorrow at some point

[Anonymous No.10538902]

Me and my 4 roommates are all alcoholics how to I convince them to buy alcohol in bulk with me to save money? They insist on walking to the store 3+ times a day to buy more beer.

[Anonymous No.10538911]

>>10538902
>tfw roommates do a lot of mdma but can't drink without getting angry
i want a new life

[Anonymous No.10538916]

>>10538911
Ill trade you mine wont do any drugs with me

[Anonymous No.10538919]

>>10538902
Your roommates are very likely obsessive compulsive, the ritual of going out and buying beer is half of the fun for them.

[Anonymous No.10538926]

>>10538916
plz do, i need a yay man

[Anonymous No.10538948]

>>10538900
Was out drinking with my roomie last week.
We had a lot more than planned so he asks me to drive his car home. I want to be a hero so say yes.
Reverse directly into a van. Not big damage but damage nonetheless.
Knew van wasn't supposed to be there to make room for cars to get out plus the big NO PARKING painted on the road directly below it.
I proceeded to punch the passenger side front window out, then the back seat window. Proceeded to the window at the side rear but it's not so keen to break, but instead I shatter a bone in my wrist.
Currently in a half cast, and still picking glass out of my knuckles.
Fun times.

[Anonymous No.10538949]

>>10538832
Are you sure? I thought I read that getting substance abuse on your record gets your gun rights revoked, but maybe that was for controlled substances and not alcohol. I'll have to check again. Either way I still kind of don't want to go to a treatment center.

I'm going to try tapering again tonight. Wish me luck lads.

On an unrelated note, do the clerks at your local liquor store know you're an alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.10538979]

>>10538949
Good luck with the taper anon.
As for your question, I think they'd have to be retarded not to know with me.
If I manage to take a few days off when I return they say 'long time no see' because I'm usually in there every day.
Also if I change up from my usual they'll make a comment. Just being polite to make conversation I know but... Awkward!

[Anonymous No.10538991]

>>10538186
bars enable all the alcoholics to pretend its all a good time amongst good people

most of the time its just a collection of sad lonely addicts

[Anonymous No.10538995]

>>10538948
I've punched out my driver side window a few times just because I knew if I didn't I would end up doing it to someone else. I always use the same glass repair company too, so when I come in and go "haha sorry, I locked my keys in my car again and had to break the window out" they just smirk at me and pretend my lie has some sort of validity. Something about hitting an inanimate object and only hurting myself is really cathartic, I guess that says a lot about me

[Anonymous No.10538997]

>>10538274
takes at least two weeks for your liver to hit normal. but tapering down is still better than nothing

[Anonymous No.10539006]

>>10538390
lots of the people are intoxicated during meetings. all sick people. dont beat yourself up

[Anonymous No.10539009]

>>10538949
>>substance abuse on a record
In the US the only record that matters is your criminal record. And the only problems are specifically:
1) being convicted of any felony
and
2) being convicted of certain misdemeanors associated with domestic violence

Of course you might live in a different country or perhaps some states might have their own laws on the matter

[Anonymous No.10539010]

>>10538948
Why did you punch out the windows? Was it the van or your friends car? I smashed into a car and tore off their front fender when I was trying to make a turn and was too drunk. I just fucking high tailed it out of there inmediately and drove off with a smashed tail light. Told the wife someone must have hit my car when it was parked

[Anonymous No.10539018]

>>10538390
Just keep going. It's good support, and eventually you'll be able to sit through the entire meeting. Hang out in a 24 hours meeting place if you have one nearby. It'll keep you out of trouble.

[Anonymous No.10539027]

anyone's office have a /Drinking/ culture? startup of 10 people, half of them are on about a beer per hour. my boss is even worse, at lunch he orders 4 pints and downs them all like nothing.

the worst part is they're all still smarter, more efficient, and get more work done than me even while they're drunk.

[Anonymous No.10539038]

>>10539027
you guys just have beer on tap at the office?

[Anonymous No.10539040]

>>10539010
I punched out the vans Windows bc it was illegally parked then hightailed it out of there.
My roomie is a bro and wasn't mad at me at all about the damage to his car. He never even asked me to repair it but I will. I'll get a few quotes this weekend.

[Anonymous No.10539041]

I know these threads aren't for /v/ stuff but I just spent a couple of hours playing Episode 1 Racer and goddamn it takes me back, so much fun. I hope my buddy from school who I killed that game with is still alive and doing ok, probably not though as he made me look like a saint by comparison

[Anonymous No.10539043]

>>10539038
it's a coworking space in new york but we have our own private rooms. the kitchen has beer on tap. nothing fancy, this week is angry orchard I think

[Anonymous No.10539060]

>>10539043
not to sound bitter, but 'oh man I work for a startup, everyone's great and even my boss parties all day' is not the level of problems I can have much sympathy for

[Anonymous No.10539062]

Drink this beer. Go to the store and buy some Pabst Blue Ribbon right now.

[Anonymous No.10539068]

having to lie low and use headphones after a noise complaint feels like wearing a chastity belt. it's just not the same. I need muh tunes rattling my ribcage from the next room

[Anonymous No.10539076]

>>10539060
that's fair. desu I think I'm going to get fired soon for underperformance. i should've sticked to the easy crud programming i knew i could do.

[Anonymous No.10539082]

>>10539043
I don't function highly enough to be able to do it with beer on tap in the workplace kitchen.
Nope, not even close.

[Anonymous No.10539084]

>>10539076
can you make up ground by working harder and putting your foot down on work v. life for a while? or are you just not capable of doing what's expected? that sounds horrible but you know what I mean, like can you wing it by working autismo hard for a while?

[Anonymous No.10539112]

>>10539084
as it is I'm scraping by by secretly working after hours and pushing my code in the morning so they don't think i'm a complete failure

I don't know anyone in this city anyway so don't really have a life to dial back on.

Literally all of these guys went to mit, princeton, and stanford in the 90s. don't know what i'm doing here at all. Just going to keep going though I guess. Not much else to do. Thanks for your thoughts anon.

[Anonymous No.10539121]

Al/ck/ie bros I goofed pretty hard last night.
I was at a friends place for a housewarming and by the time we were leaving I was pretty toasted. At the front of the house, I punched another friend in the arm, and to make my escape I jumped over a low hedge towards the neighbours driveway.
Little did I know that it had a 2m drop, and I broke my arm really fucking bad. The bones didn't stick out through my skin but they were at almost a right angle to where they we esupposed to be.
Not sure what to tell work, but I was in hospital half the night getting it set. I got a doctors certificate for a week, but what is a good story?

[Anonymous No.10539125]

>>10539112
well maybe this is a bit trite and 'you can do it buddy everyone's special yeah!' but they gave you a job in the first place. They obviously don't think you're any the less for not having their credentials. Just break your back for a while trying to catch up and if it doesn't work you've only lost a job.

[Anonymous No.10539127]

>>10539121
Just say you tripped down some stairs?

[Anonymous No.10539144]

>>10539121
story for who? after you publically punched your friend then jumped off a staircase and got fucked up?

[Anonymous No.10539154]

>>10539062
Why

[Anonymous No.10539159]

>>10538365
>15 units a week

Used to be 120-130 but it wasn't for too long, about a year and a half. Now I'm full on normie with the occasional binge.

[Anonymous No.10539160]

>>10539062
can anyone give me a britbong analogue for what this stuff actually tastes like? I'm assuming it's just budweiser

[Anonymous No.10539172]

>>10539125
yeah. I always tell myself "if you feel you don't deserve an accomplishment you've gotten, work hard until you do deserve it"

>>10539160
it's better than budweiser, fine for just everyday drinking imo. it's cool to hate on though

[Anonymous No.10539181]

ah you motherfuckers I'm watching youtube videos so quiet I have to strain to hear them. don't start flouncing around slamming doors again. I want to live on the moon

[Anonymous No.10539203]

>>10538812
Set a taper and figure out a way to keep your drunk ass from getting more. I would buy my taper and start drinking around 10 since all alcohol sales stop at 11 here. Your taper should start at just a little than what you drink daily, then just keep bumping that down every day until you get to a level you're happy. Then after that you can try going for off days were you don't drink if you feel like going back to casual drinking.

[Anonymous No.10539209]

have any of my al/ck/ bros lost a ton o weight and tried to get /fit/ lately?

>yfw trying to control macros while most of your intake is booze

[Anonymous No.10539278]

>>10539121
tell them you were drunk and fell, nothing more

[Anonymous No.10539282]

>>10539160
like water but with pee, much better than bud, bud sucks

[Anonymous No.10539283]

>>10539209
>down to 155lbs after binging for a couple months
>up to 195 now, lifts are approaching what they were a year ago
quite the rollercoaster

[Anonymous No.10539294]

I was just thinking if someone got hold of my internet history for like 5 years, I wouldn't be at all worried about porn or anything remotely sexual. Like I still jack it to memories, that's how much of a mormon I am on porn. But if they looked at the political stuff, hoo boy I'd be fucked

[Anonymous No.10539300]

>>10538997
if i can lay off for two weeks though, am i going to be in the clear? i can put the test off for a month. i'm not as far gone as a lot of people here, but i have no idea if i can just sober up for a few weeks and have the 4-5 years of fairly heavy drinking not show up in the blood work.

[Anonymous No.10539302]

>>10539283
I don't know how you up n down guys do it, it was just a linear loss for me. You must be having the odd day where you just eat 90 pizzas and blow out your metabolism with sugar and fat

[Anonymous No.10539319]

>>10538018
in america you can either get grizzly or black depending on regional availability, I would recommend looking to see if they get imported, very few batches are making it out

[Anonymous No.10539326]

I can easily go a few weeks or so without drinking, but I get so fucking bored. There are periods of time where I don't even think about drinking for days, but then I get a sudden urge and spend the next 3 days drunk from morning till night. It's more annoying than anything, because my hobbies just aren't that interesting anymore and honestly my life is easy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10539328]

>>10539302
eh i've been sober for about 2.5 months now so it's taken awhile still to get up here
probably after 1.5mos sober i was 180-185
thats what happens when you don't eat and piss out all the alcohol quite quickly

[Anonymous No.10539346]

>neighbor commented about me smelling like alcohol often
>said "you smell like liquor a lot man, What's up with that?"
>nervously laughed "hahh...yea it got spilled on me"
>looked at me like he knew I was bullshitting


Oh god damn, Only 2 months living here and my neighbor already knows I'm a drunk

[Anonymous No.10539352]

>>10539328
I don't mean to discourage you mate. If you lose weight slow as fuck you're still losing it, and your old non-fat and wheezing to death counterpart will thank you later.

[Anonymous No.10539365]

>>10539346
Neighbor accused me of being drunk the one time I wasn't in a month.

[Anonymous No.10539366]

>>10539346
unless you and your neighbor are big friends he should mind his own business. that's like meeting someone with chronic bowel problems and saying 'hey I notice you always smell like shit!' fuck that guy

[Anonymous No.10539387]

>>10539366
We aren't big friends but he's a nice guy and talks to me a lot. He's got wife problems and likes to shoot the shit about bitches

[Anonymous No.10539401]

>>10539387
oh in that case he's probably not being a prick and just wants an in to be closer friends. that one's up to you

[Anonymous No.10539409]

>>10539346
Your neighbor sounds like a nosy bitch

[Anonymous No.10539421]

>>10539294
me too, ish

[Anonymous No.10539430]

>>10539387
maybe tell him you're an alcoholic?
he might just be trying not to be pushy and just ending up looking like a nosy bitch because of that

[Anonymous No.10539453]

all i know is i'm an almost-pretty bad alchoholic and i'm so happy i'm not super morbidly obese

like did these people never learn of alcoholism?

[Anonymous No.10539455]

>>10539453
oh wrong thread, should've been posted on /tv/

[Anonymous No.10539458]

>>10539453
it's actually super easy to get fat drinking

[Anonymous No.10539463]

>>10539458
like 600-lb life fat?

[Anonymous No.10539472]

>>10539463
no but I easily got to 350 drinking any old shit and eating junk. being a sloppy pizza-eating mf on top of alcoholism will make you fat as fuck

[Anonymous No.10539487]

>>10539463
No, you'll max out around 250 lbs. You're gaining weight, but it isn't real weight it's mostly water, empty carbs and preservatives from shitty beer. The bright side is, all that weight you gain will be just as easily lost if you decide to stop

[Anonymous No.10539492]

>>10539472
i don't eat enough but i am concerned
>>10539487
i'm 200lbs, 6'0", i look chubby, and i eat 1-2 times a day, no snacking unless booze counts as a snack

i should start working out

[Anonymous No.10539500]

>>10539487
>you'll max out

if people 'maxed out' could 'my 600lb life' even exist? I hope that was a mistake and not an attempt to fuck a stranger's metabolism in the ASS

[Anonymous No.10539561]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7QRrh1QYe4

[Anonymous No.10539569]

Fucking hell.

I'm depressed. 4chinz is not making it easier, and neither is my job. I've been drinking since I turned 20 (age at which you can buy from the state monopoly in Swecuckistan) and it has just been increasing in amount since. Now I'm looking at my sixth can of beer and fourth glass of bourb for the night and I got home an hour and a half ago. What have I got to look forward to as I sink deeper into this hole I insist on digging deeper for myself?

[Anonymous No.10539584]

>>10539569
talk to someone buddy

[Anonymous No.10539598]

>>10539584
I have been seeing a headshrinker for the past two years and all it has done for me is dredge up a bunch of shit I don't want to know or remember. My friend worry, my parents are absolutely ballistic, my crush's mental health has been deteriorating due to her being my main outlet (sans shrink) since graduation. I feel horrible, I don't want to bring anyone around me down but it is all I fucking do.

[Anonymous No.10539603]

>>10539598
i can relate bro
i dont know how to fix the problem while doing the shit but lately i've just been shutting the fuck up and waiting for tommorrow

[Anonymous No.10539608]

>>10539598
I've got nothing. It sounds like you've been right through the mill. your 4chan mates still like you, I guess?

[Anonymous No.10539612]

>>10539603
>waiting for tomorrow
All I have to look forward to tomorrow is a hangover and a nine hour shift in a weighing station. That job is the best thing that has happened to me since graduation, and all it has really done is keep my drinking to a timed schedule and providing me with enough money to sustain it.

Anyone got any good music recs? I'll listen to just about anything right now.

[Anonymous No.10539622]

>>10539598
>>10539569
Man you sound exactly like me since I was your age, except I never sought professional help. Know that there are a lot of people who have been through it and made it.

>>10539612
What kind of music do you like?

[Anonymous No.10539623]

>mfy when I have to go to the local mom n pop shop at the end of my street right before they stop serving booze yet again

well THIS time, I can walk in there wearing DAY CLOTHES and not my pyjamas like a MAN

[Anonymous No.10539624]

>>10539608
>4chan
>mates
If that were the case I'd be up to my ears in sympathetic hearts by now. Sadly I'm not. My two best mates, Luke and Math, have been doing their best though. God fucking bless those two, they deserve better than hanging out with me.

[Anonymous No.10539627]

>>10539612
S L I P K N O T

[Anonymous No.10539631]

>>10539622
Any music at all, I'm an omnivore when drunk

[Anonymous No.10539633]

>>10539627
Duality, wait and bleed, psychosocial are good. The rest? Myeh.

[Anonymous No.10539666]

>>10539631
If you like metal I'd recommend His Twenty Fourth Spring by Drudkh (I think?)

Shit goes hard

[Anonymous No.10539667]

>>10539627
Iowa > all

[Anonymous No.10539680]

>>10539666
drudkh is a good roots folk band that tried to get in on metal while the going looked good. good musicians, wank metal

[Anonymous No.10539692]

>>10539680
Didn't know that, I've enjoyed what I've heard from them though. I'll have to check out their folk stuff though. Speaking of which have you heard Panopticon? They have an album that's black metal mixed with bluegrass. Like nothing I've ever heard before.

[Anonymous No.10539703]

>>10539598
you need a new outlet. why don't you try and kill yourself working out?

[Anonymous No.10539705]

>>10539692
I feel like I'm being trolled here

[Anonymous No.10539711]

>>10539680
ok, what's good metal then.

[Anonymous No.10539715]

>>10539705
What
>>10539711
said

[Anonymous No.10539723]

>>10539711
I'm not an overly cynical /mu/ fag who only likes this month's meme. but we have to have some standards. I honestly like drudkh but it's not black metal, at all.

[Anonymous No.10539737]

>>10538812
You lose gun rights if you're committed involuntarily. If you go in on your own, you're fine.

[Anonymous No.10539739]

>>10539723
lol /mu/ is just a try hard circle jerk. you're lost if that shit page is shaping your opinion.

[Anonymous No.10539748]

>>10539739
but that's the opposite of what I said. I just wanted to drink and say albums I liked

[Anonymous No.10539749]

>>10539723
>it's not black metal, at all

What's a black metal band then?

[Anonymous No.10539761]

>>10539749

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcS0CVJ1KPg&t=362s

yet again I like drudkh and lots of band like them but I can accept they're essentially folk-metal bands that steal a bit of burzum. I think the band members themselves would mostly agree so I don't see what the issue is

[Anonymous No.10539771]

>>10539761
Okay, Mayhem is definitely a black metal band. But metal is a big genre anon, and even black metal has various sub-sub-genres. That's cool if you disagree though. What do you usually listen to when you drink?

[Anonymous No.10539786]

What should I drink while my wife is in labor? We're about to go to the hospital and I'm trying to get some final shitposting in while I'm downloading Mimi on my phone.

[Anonymous No.10539789]

>>10539771
lots and lots and lots of 90s dm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUvIyFJAm0k

[Anonymous No.10539804]

kek since we're talking about death metal etc I had to clean up a dead sheep today. that was some gross shit. I literally got through it by deliberately being excited at how brutal it was

[Anonymous No.10539813]

>>10539789
Oh fuck yeah dude, I was into thrash and classic metal for a while but it was Death that finally got me into the heavier side of metal

>>10539804
Story time anon

[Anonymous No.10539834]

>>10539813
no story it was just dead as fuck reduced to a ribcage n skull with a bunch of smelly decomposed rubbish. the farmer is letting too many of them die, he's in trouble with whoever get farmers in trouble

[Anonymous No.10539836]

>>10539666
Drudkh kicks ass, but do you have any electronica/synth/techno?

[Anonymous No.10539847]

>>10539703
I work out six days/week. If it isn't sore, I hit it again. Doesn't work, sadly.

[Anonymous No.10539851]

>>10539834
you should report him anon.

[Anonymous No.10539855]

>>10539836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehvp0UPiGig&t=173s
band that used to be heavy that now does electronic stuff

[Anonymous No.10539857]

>>10539739
>/meal/
>taking those assholes seriously at any point

[Anonymous No.10539862]

>>10539851
he's been reported. sheep die a lot but this dude is just getting them killed out of negligence

[Anonymous No.10539875]

>>10539834
So what, you're a farmhelp or something then?

[Anonymous No.10539878]

>>10539855
Thank you, this is some good stuff.

[Anonymous No.10539888]

lads I feel like I'me peaking around now. no work tomorrow, haven't done anything regrettable. just a littlen appreciation for al/ck/

[Anonymous No.10539898]

>>10539875
working as a volunteer with a wildlife charity.

[Anonymous No.10539903]

>>10539888
Go to bed, brother.

[Anonymous No.10539908]

>>10539903
that's a big 'no' from me 10/4 brother

[Anonymous No.10539929]

>>10539908
So what are your plans then anon?

[Anonymous No.10539934]

>>10539878
this is less electronic and more grindy but you might enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.10539940]

>>10539929
I have enough time to sober up and do the WTs before I seriously have to go back to work. I might be a bit shaky when I go back but I'm confident I've mostly contained it again for tonight

[Anonymous No.10539974]

>>10539940
Fuck I hate those. My best friend is an ex meth addict and so she shakes all the time and I can't even imagine what that must be like

[Anonymous No.10539989]

is there one better song about getting drunk than this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZIISfOm3dI

[Anonymous No.10539995]

>>10539627
You have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.10540001]

>>10539631
Omnivore? Then listen to Carnivore.

[Anonymous No.10540002]

is he your hero alki's?

[Anonymous No.10540003]

>>10539995

fuck off

[Anonymous No.10540012]

>>10540001
Don't call me ya brother

cause I ain't ya brother

[Anonymous No.10540020]

>>10540002

I find Stanhope very dis-likable. His life sounds fucking miserable but he acts like he's having fun.

[Anonymous No.10540032]

>NEET for a year
>knocked back at least 3 drinks every night that time
>regularly binged until passing out on Fridays despite being a NEET for some reason
>got job(s) back in March
>can't drink because I have to wake up in morning

How long will it take for my liver to heal?

[Anonymous No.10540058]

>>10540032
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.10540076]

>>10540032
>3 drinks

[Anonymous No.10540085]

So taking a break from alcohol can reset your tolerance, but is there anything you can do to roll back the effects of kindling? If I get stumbling drunk for just two nights in a row I get fucked over with WDs. Anxious as hell, sweats, shakes. It only took about two years of binges to get here, I thought it would take decades.

Please don't tell me this is forever.

[Anonymous No.10540096]

>>10540032
Permanently? Never. However if you don't drink anything for a month apparently researchers have seen significant improvements.

[Anonymous No.10540103]

>always thought that if you had 5 drinks it would take 5 hours for you to be back at 0% BAC

>turns out it actuallyt takes 10 hours for some bullshit reason

what's an actually good and accurate BAC calculator

i need to know when i can take some benadryl

[Anonymous No.10540106]

>>10540076
Anything over 2 drinks a day is alcoholism and causes permanent damage

[Anonymous No.10540112]

>>10540106
you must be from biz.

[Anonymous No.10540117]

>>10540103
maybe if you weigh a 100 lbs. for a 200lb guy it's 1.5 per drink.

[Anonymous No.10540118]

>>10540112
Just because you drink less than the extremely fucked up people in this general doesn't mean you're healthy

remember that you are talking about people with on average at least 3 mental diseases - NEETism, 4chanism and alcoholism

[Anonymous No.10540122]

>>10540117
I'm 140

[Anonymous No.10540130]

>>10540118
Imagine being so genetically inferior that having 2 drinks makes you an alcoholic and damages your body
This is what happens when soy and allergy genes are allowed to reproduce

[Anonymous No.10540135]

>>10540130
if you have even one molecule of fatty liver you have caused irreparable damage

just like any time you pull a muscle you have forever scar tissue

it's scientific fact

[Anonymous No.10540145]

hey guys,
i'm high on stims right now and need someone to talk to. what are ya'll up to?

[Anonymous No.10540153]

>>10540145
i'm on stims and waiting to come down so i can go to sleep

what stims are you on anon

[Anonymous No.10540157]

>>10540153
took 70mg 3-fpm about 2hours ago.
(https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/3-FPM))
what are you on? do you have any benzos for the comedown?

[Anonymous No.10540161]

>>10540157
>RCs
fuck that

i do vyvannse (script) and drink alcohol and/or take doxylamine for the comedown when needed

[Anonymous No.10540173]

>>10540161
he, don't judge.
doxylamine is just an antihistamin, right? does this really help you sleep?
i'm peaking right now i think, gonna do a few laughing gas capsules now. this gonna be gud

[Anonymous No.10540181]

>>10540173
I don't want you to hurt yourself anon.

You shouldn't fuck with drugs that don't have a track record.

Alcohol
Weed
Amphetamine

These are Safe. They have been tested for centuries

Doxylamine is the strongest sedative you can buy without a script. They sell it @ 25mg (unisom) but i never need more than 12mg

It's almost as strong as some prescription sedatives and are way, WAY better to take on a regular basis. Benzos are absolute shit tier cancer, almost as bad as opiates.

[Anonymous No.10540206]

>>10540181
as if the amphe dealer has any moral obligations to not put any shit in it. besides i just today did an aceton wash on my material, meaning i cleaned it from all the stuff that shouldnt be in there.
you can actually do this with amphe, too. that way you can get the caffeine out and are basically left with almost pharmaceutical quality.

i know benzos are incredibly dangerous, i've been hooked on them for three months once. but they are no doubt the best thing when it comes to dealing with upper comedown.

what drugs do you use daily?

[Anonymous No.10540216]

>>10540206
that's why you get a prescription anon

pure 100% pharma grade speed

i listed the drugs i use daily (well, i only dose 4-5 days a week) - vyvannse and alcohol. and of course caffeine

[Anonymous No.10540218]

>>10540216
what did you get the prescription for? adhd?

[Anonymous No.10540232]

>>10540218
yup, adult onset.

i started working and was like 'fuck this', so i got it in order to be more productive & basically cheat life

and holy shit son does it work well, it's literally the thinking man's steroids (reminder that _all_ successful athletes are on gear)

plus i made 750k off crypto thanks to it

[Anonymous No.10540242]

>>10540232
well yeah, there's a reason the germans used it in ww2. it's incredible when it comes to enhancing performance.
but i usually cant control it when i have uppers, i start eating too less, not get enough sleep, etc.
so these are mostly phases of a few weeks and at the end i'm mostly thankful that the baggy is empty.

[Anonymous No.10540251]

>>10540242
hiariously the german medical system is the only one that acknowledges that people want speed to enhance performance

idk what to tell you. i'm psuedo-autistic (aka an engineer) so i logged every single day for 6 years my exact dosages and times as well as alcohol consumption/etc.

i tracked it and kept myself accountable to meet a specific usage.

i'd take regular long breaks, and am starting now one for 5 weeks

[Anonymous No.10540268]

>>10540002
Not really. I think he'll die young(ish) because of his lifestyle

[Anonymous No.10540273]

>>10540251
I'm tracking myself, too. although i'm not autistic.
i write a consume-diary where i write down the dose, substance and time everytime i consume something.

[Anonymous No.10540284]

>>10540135
you have no idea what you are talking about except that more than 2 drinks a day will begin to increase your health problems to the point that you will lower your life expectancy

[Anonymous No.10540286]

>>10540284
who wants to live long nowadays anyways?

[Anonymous No.10540290]

Have to sober up to go to a food bank before I can continue getting drunk. Shit feels bad.

[Anonymous No.10540294]

>>10538365

sauce please

[Anonymous No.10540307]

>>10540290
sort your life out

[Anonymous No.10540328]

>>10540181
interesting priorities considered amphetamines can/will stress your heart/coronary arteries. Weed is in a completely different harmful tier than alcohol and stims
that said some dudes live forever taking all kinds of drugs - Ozzy Osbourne is still alive

[Anonymous No.10540340]

>>10540328
amphetamine only causes a very minor increase in heart rate and blood pressure

[Anonymous No.10540346]

>>10540340
coke fucks people's shit up though apparently
google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=cocaine+vasospasm&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

[Anonymous No.10540355]

>>10539068

people who can't enjoy music unless it's played at a volume that damages your hearing deserve death tbqh

[Anonymous No.10540359]

>>10540346
yeah but coke is not amphetamine. they're both stimulants but different substance groups

[Anonymous No.10540365]

>>10540346
they probably were drinking and partying like crazy in the 80s and cocaethylene damaged their hearts

[Anonymous No.10540378]

>>10540328
>Ozzy Osbourne is still alive
Anon...

[Anonymous No.10540382]

>>10540355
string me up breh

[Anonymous No.10540385]

Oh wait nevermind. Ozzy really is still alive.
I swear this is a Mandela effect moment.

[Anonymous No.10540389]

>>10540365
coke itself is already carcinogenic
but you are right, the combination with alc and partying is probably way worse

[Anonymous No.10540402]

>>10540359
you're right
i still consider weed in a totally different category than alcohol and stims

[Anonymous No.10540403]

aaah picking off my sunburn and listening to No Doubt ahhh boys help

[Anonymous No.10540420]

>>10540307
It's sorted thank you.

[Anonymous No.10540433]

Why can't I find a straight answer to how long it takes the liver to recover?

I heard 40 days for the liver but now I see 2 weeks, or one source says 2 days!?

Ehhh.

[Anonymous No.10540440]

>>10540433
When you sober up.

[Anonymous No.10540441]

>>10540433
maybe it differs, depending on your age, genetics, duration of addiction, etc

[Anonymous No.10540442]

>>10540286
the problem is now i don't but if i got it together maybe i would and drinking now as much as I do is going to make that future decision for me

[Anonymous No.10540538]

is nofap a meme or not

[Anonymous No.10540569]

>>10540433
because medical science is fucking pathetic

i am not fucking kidding you i have seen countless articles in numerous fields where they LITERALLY STATE WITH A STRAIGHT FACE tha they see ranges from "4-49%" or something completely fucking usless.

><le everyojne is le special snowflake

it's a pathetic excuse for not doing proper research and the biggest sin that we haver ever made

not doing proper experimentation on human beings and rigoriously documenting it all

>b-b-but muh ethics
do it on prisoners

i will dig up the article i found on it from pubmed

[Anonymous No.10540584]

>>10540569
ok fuck i seem to have lost the link but this one is decent

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3321494/

some takeaways

>~2.5 drinks/day for up to 3,650 days guarantees no cirrosis

youy can also see that non-white countries (france, spain) have higher rates of death than white countries (Germany, England, Nordic, etc)

[Anonymous No.10540587]

Welp. I did No Drink April. Didn't even realize it was May 2nd already today. I don't even really care about drinking or not at this point, but literally every girl that used to text my phone is gone and I'm bored out of my mind. I surf and cycle and stuff, that's fine. I lost weight, that's fine. But literally no one wants to even fucking talk to me anymore. Super. Fuck this shit desu.

[Anonymous No.10540602]

>>10540584
This. I think if you're nordic or irish you can drink 4-5 everyday with no ill effect.

[Anonymous No.10540611]

>>10540569
It does seem fucked that I can't just see
"If you've drank everyday for 3 months you need 3 weeks without to recover your liver" or something.


I just have to assume the popular opinion of 1 month or 40 days without is correct. Even hardcore alcoholics claim that's what it takes for their enzymes to return to normal.

[Anonymous No.10540615]

>>10540611
i'm going to get an mri and then quit for a few weeks and get it taken again and repeat

it's nice having access to one. i never have to guess

[Anonymous No.10540628]

>>10540611
>>10540615
fibrosis is unreversible. fatty liver apparently (fully?) reverses. so it's impossible to technically know what will heal or what won't unless you've done imaging or a biopsy or w/e

i know in one article (maybe that one) they were like 'well uhh out of these people that drink like fish still only like 15% have cirrosis so we don't know what's going on"

[Anonymous No.10540652]

>>10540385
Actually it's not, you're just kind of an idiot.
And don't get me wrong I'm not a huge fan of Ozzy's or anything.

[Anonymous No.10540658]

>>10540403
Fuck's wrong with you dude.

[Anonymous No.10540659]

>>10539995
you wouldnt be listening to slipknot if you're under 18
>>10539633
wait and bleed yes, but i am a metalhead
>>10539667
the album = fuck yeah bud
the song = fuck yeah bud

[Anonymous No.10540662]

I'm probably going to MRI food to fight off bordem while I don't drink what should I scan lads

[Anonymous No.10540663]

>>10540433
No two people are the same when it comes to things like this and there isn't a way to know dude. Can't just look every single thing up on the internet.

[Anonymous No.10540665]

>>10540662
wander in the forest, or the desert, idk, i've never foudn the answer ot that question

[Anonymous No.10540667]

>>10540658
ahhhhh

[Anonymous No.10540673]

>>10540538
I think it is what people make of it.
It definitely won't make your life drastically better, but I think that it makes sense that it would marginally improve your energy levels and maybe just a bit of your general drive.
Don't expect some miraculous results though I think that's horseshit, and no one claims such a thing anyway.

[Anonymous No.10540675]

>>10540628
Sons of bitches.

[Anonymous No.10540680]

>>10540663
>The internet contains all information

>Except medical

sad reality.

[Anonymous No.10540683]

>>10540652
Stay in your own timeline, faggot. Ozzy did die about 7 months ago.

[Anonymous No.10540685]

>>10540587
You're complaining about nothing.

[Anonymous No.10540707]

>>10540680
The thing is there really are only broad suggestions for medical shit. I'm not saying don't ever listen to your doctor, because I would say definitely listen to them, but but barely anyone knows anything about what's actually going to happen to you. It's way more guesswork than I would have ever believed when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.10540736]

my livers fine but i want to get a doctors apointment to check it out
plus i got diagnosed bipolar 1 in november so maybe i can get some sleeping pills for that, which would be nice

[Anonymous No.10540740]

>>10540685
Yep. And it still sucks.

[Anonymous No.10540776]

>>10540587
reality has to hit you at some point that 90%+ of people dont want to hang out with you at any given time

[Anonymous No.10540793]

only 4 beer this week. pretty boring, haven't laughed once.

[Anonymous No.10540795]

>>10536734
what has alcoholism got to o with food & cooking again?

[Anonymous No.10540798]

>>10540795
you drink and go get/order food drunk, semen is also food, i can get u some but youll have to suck

[Anonymous No.10540808]

>>10540798
He already sucks

[Anonymous No.10540849]

>>10540808
yeah but i need a succ rn

[Anonymous No.10540880]

Damn it drank 29 standard drinks yesterday.
Another 29 today.
All after going 6 days sober.
Asked my wife to take my card.
Gotta get my shit together.

[Anonymous No.10540891]

>>10540880
how the fuck do you drink 29 drinks in a single day

[Anonymous No.10540907]

>wake
>2 day mdma bender comedown
>3 empty vodka bottles, the fear savaging my soul
>£1,100 burned
>hooker’s belt on desk
>had tramadol, nitrazepam and weed for comedown
>took them all to get more high
>now all I have is water
>take one sip
>projectile vomit until dry
>head thumping, eyes hurting, soul crushing
S-s-send h-help I beg of you

[Anonymous No.10540911]

>>10540891
a bottle and then beer later? its not hard

[Anonymous No.10540916]

>>10540880
What’s a “standard drink” in ml of ethanol?
The unit measurement system is better. Tells you how many units (10ml ethanol) there are on every bottle

[Anonymous No.10541038]

>>10540911
>>10540916
7.4 standard drinks per bottle x 4 bottles. And it's not even 6pm fuk.

[Anonymous No.10541166]

is 5 shots of scotch a day alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.10541351]

I just spent 20 minutes searching every crease of my room for my specs, fucking again. I really need to look into that lasik shit

[Anonymous No.10541362]

>>10541166
i mean it's not good, whatever you wan to call it. When's the last time you've gone a week without drinking anything? was it difficult?
>>10540433
the sooner you stop drinking the better, and you know it, but you're trying to find a specific number so you can justify drinking for a while longer. Just take a break anon. The longer the better.

[Anonymous No.10541379]

abe lincoln, I know what you're thinkin', greatest president ever I'll have what he's drinkin'

[Anonymous No.10541396]

is 10am a reasonable time to start cranking it up?that's not stopping anyone from sleeping right?

[Anonymous No.10541399]

>>10538058
What was wrong with your blood tests?

[Anonymous No.10541419]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDokdseox_w
quite a good EP lads listen to it

[Anonymous No.10541439]

>>10541362
Yea i get really bad withdrawals if i dont drink every few hours. I thought it was normal tho as alcohol drinker to get withdrawals?

I get weak grips, low drive and generally pissed off at everyone.

[Anonymous No.10541477]

time for wds and 4chan

[Anonymous No.10541494]

>>10541477
is that johnny darco?

[Anonymous No.10541514]

>mfw I tried to be a good neighbour and buy the cunts upstairs some donuts by way of apoligy for being loud
>mfw no money to buy donuts and incapable of walking anyway

well that whole operation went fucking great

[Anonymous No.10541568]

>>10538729
das rite
>>10538777
my chest is turning white faster than my head

[Anonymous No.10541589]

Recommendation needed for a poorfag, whats the best bang for buck vodka?

[Anonymous No.10541712]

>"that'll be $20.50 for your alcohol sir"
>hand over a $50 note
>"do you have 0.50?"

[Anonymous No.10541736]

ahhh I have lots of confilicting feels all at once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brptIF2sq1c

[Anonymous No.10541746]

>>10541589
tito's. Anything cheaper tastes like acetone. Get the largest size you can it saves you shit ton of money $$$/ounce

[Anonymous No.10541749]

>>10541712
Are you retarded or just drunk?

[Anonymous No.10541752]

>>10541589
the cheapest one on the shelf at your cheapest liquor purveyor

[Anonymous No.10541757]

>>10541749
i don't know what day it is.

[Anonymous No.10541768]

>>10541757
I'm with you matey

[Anonymous No.10541779]

>>10541589
stolichnaya

[Anonymous No.10541791]

ah glasses stop falling off my FUCKING face

[Anonymous No.10541810]

>>10540795
ever worked in a kitchen?

[Anonymous No.10541814]

lads I love you guys. these threads have actually made an appreciable difference in my life. I hop you're all ok

[Anonymous No.10541817]

>>10540736
dont. if you EVER mention that you're worried about your liver or drink more than 2 driniks a day you get flagged as an alcoholic and all sorts of bad things will happen to you later in life

always lie to doctors, they are just machines to produce ICD and CPT codes

[Anonymous No.10541818]

>>10540907
hey there anon, good to see you again

you'll be alright, just know that everything will soon be better. we're here if you need to talk

[Anonymous No.10541822]

al/ck/ is my antidrug

>>10541814
you're a good lad too lad

[Anonymous No.10541823]

>>10540907
>hooker's belt on desk

get out normie reee

[Anonymous No.10541831]

I love my mum. she's so close but so far away

[Anonymous No.10541842]

i want to stop drinking friends but i cant

[Anonymous No.10541849]

>>10541842
welcome to /alck/

[Anonymous No.10541853]

>>10541814
>alchies connecting via the internet on a bangladesh basket weaving appreciation forum
we love you too man.

[Anonymous No.10541861]

>>10541849
there are wasps and my room and im drunk, i hope my roomates understand why i'm yelling and hitting shit in my room at five AM

[Anonymous No.10541865]

>get blackout drunk last night
>wake up feeling like death
>as usual
>check computer
>spent all night shitposting on random boards making up all sort of absurd shit and baiting people
>went full red pill on /pol/, I don't even believe half of that shit
Least I am not shitposting on facebook any more

[Anonymous No.10541866]

>>10541861
i think i killed one, im allergyic to bees and probably wasps but idk, fuck bees

[Anonymous No.10541868]

>>10541865
>any more

[Anonymous No.10541869]

>>10541861
I would literally deal with hungry bears and wolves over a single wasp. fuck those things

[Anonymous No.10541871]

>>10541868
Burned loads of bridges with friends and colleagues thanks to drunken faceberg rampages

[Anonymous No.10541881]

>>10541869
i hit one on my light, and a second one on my screen once i turned light off and turned up brightness, nothings broken i hit them with my pants but still FUCK THAT, i hear no buzzing and turned my sceen back uo and my light back on

[Anonymous No.10541887]

>>10541881
I had to deal with one wasp in my flat while the fire alarm was going off and my flat was full of smoke. I felt like Ripley at the end of Alien

[N No.10541908]

>>10541817
This is stupid as fuck

[Anonymous No.10541914]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKtBIuSeY5s

oh Nancy don't care, who comes to here inn

[Anonymous No.10541922]

>>10541869
wasps are some of the most alpha creatures on Earth. They all need to die

[Anonymous No.10541940]

>>10541908
enjoy being in excruciating pain because you can't get opiates due to having addiction on record!

[Anonymous No.10541946]

>>10541908
>>10541940
also doctors will never take you seriously and always ignore your symptoms and condition and say 'lol alcohol caused all bad things'

[Anonymous No.10541965]

let me know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJK82x8wkxA

[Anonymous No.10541974]

i curbe my truck for the second time

[Anonymous No.10541992]

>>10541922
one of them was still alive i think he's stuck in my closet but i found my propane torch

[Anonymous No.10542093]

i'm really glad these thread exist because they might help me stop drinking

think i'm going to turn down going out with people tonight and stay sober for the first time in a long time

[Anonymous No.10542108]

i've been averaging 3-4 drinks a day for a few years, do i need to taper

[Anonymous No.10542117]

>>10542108
Not even close.

[Anonymous No.10542121]

Waking up on day 3. I managed to resist the urge to go out last night with some friends. Got a bunch of snaps in the morning, looks like they had fun. Kinda feel like I shoulda gone but I know I woulda regretted it.

[Anonymous No.10542133]

I actually love the people at my AA meetings. I'd not thought about it much but I actually really like them and miss them

[Anonymous No.10542138]

I don't understand how people have"just a few drinks. If I can't get black out drunk it's not worth it to start drinking in the first place.

[Anonymous No.10542233]

>>10541362
>you're trying to find a specific number so you can justify drinking for a while longer
What no I just want to know when it's safe to drink again.

[Anonymous No.10542263]

>>10542108
Maybe, to psychologically help taking a break or quitting. I'm on my longest break right now because i tapered. Every time I went cold turkey I couldn't last more than a few days.
Anons here have violent withdrawals and will tell you you're not in need of tapering. Meh.

[Anonymous No.10542323]

new thtread

>>10542317


new thread

>>10542317

[Anonymous No.10542938]

>>10538004
>fair priced; £5.10 for 4 pints.
jesus christ you poor cunts