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>> No.10533068

How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10533073
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rare post inb4 actual egg fort webm

Come see the surly king himself play for /ck/'s soccer team this Saturday and Sunday

>> No.10533074

Haha, nice Jack webm, I've never ever seent hat one before.

>> No.10533171

>In b4 that special poster who lists all the overused webms in a text based form of autistic screeching.

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>> No.10533258

waste of nutritious apple skin and other parts. this is why sushi restaurants are a meme. dont get me started on the expensive bills they are throwing at you.

>> No.10533266

twingo will crash into the fort i presume

>> No.10533267

i don't know what's more fascinating, those knuckle-like thingies or this excellently done juicy pork

>> No.10533268

It's over, anon. Let it rest a while. Bring it back up in a few months when everyone has forgotten about it.

>> No.10533269

any new ja/ck/ webms

>> No.10533295

Hopefully not, because I can't see how a twingo crashes in to the fort without breaking all those eggs.

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how eggs out

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i don't see a problem there. eggs are sturdier than a twingo

>> No.10533354

How do the eggs get out of their shell?

>> No.10533376

What's worse the consistency or how j doesn't know how to pull

>> No.10533446

Haha for real

>> No.10533467

I'd imagine that pulling apart a barely cooked piece of pork wouldn't be easy

>> No.10533614
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>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer
>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with machete
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 koreans trying american food
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible
>inb4 dildo gummy candy
>inb4 """spicy""" frapuccinos
>inb4 turkish ice cream troll
>inb4 chink cutting a headless spasming fish

>> No.10533623

Well you know what they say if you wann amakae momeleto just ogontta breka a few necks hahahahhahahahhaahahaha

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification

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>> No.10533660

How do you play soccer without breaking all those legs?

>> No.10533668
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the big question about Jack "jackatak69-from-the jackshack-he'll-never-empty-his-sack-and-reading-is-wack" Scalfani is, how self aware is he?

sometimes in interviews he seems to be aware that his target audience is the lowest common denominator of slobbish numb-paletted buffoons that ever did live and if that's truly his intention then he's done a fairly good job of pretending his recipes are for normal people. It's probably not pure luck that both his sauce and media escapades haven't both tanked yet because god knows the quality of either isn't enough to promote itself. He also never really claims to be amazing and can admit when he's wrong so he's not completely deluded.
But then there are the warning signs like when he makes york-shy-our puddings which he would know were wrong if he looked at even one reference photo. he doesn't understand that the main purpose of cooking chicken is to make it no longer raw, not as a way to add more flavor which is a consistent theme in his videos, he always focuses on what he can add to meals to mask his mistakes rather than actually cooking it right. This indicates he really has no idea what he's doing
Also the people who know him also show that he has more character flaws, his wife and son are irritated by him to the point of mainly ignoring him or answering him monosyllabically and his brother has to explain to him what a book or a homosexual is like he's a child.

it just seems like he's always putting on an act, and the only time he's really himself is when he's handcuffed to a chair and made to watch a black bull mount his wife while she's riding another

>> No.10533710

anyone got that webm of a Brazilian restaurant where waiters would come around and carve bits of meat right in front you

>> No.10533714

Touching food and money without cleaning hands. The chinese are truly subhuman

>> No.10533715

I have a liveleak video of a brazillian soccer stadium where the fans come around and carve bits of the referee in front of you in response to a bad decision

>> No.10533718


>> No.10533726

welcome back inb4 boi

>> No.10533739

I'm not surprised

>> No.10533741

Holy shit that looks good

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If the cow braps in the furnace, wouldn't it explode?

>> No.10533847

I pulled pork supposed to be rubbery like that before it's separated?

>> No.10533894


>> No.10533898

>dont get me started
nobody is getting you started
you're starting yourself and now you can just stop

>> No.10533950

Holy shit where can I get me a knife like that?

>> No.10533961

Any knife can do that. Just sharpen it properly.

>> No.10534092

Hes right any knife can do it if its sharpened well. I'm pretty sure people get expensive knives because they hold their edge longer than those chinkshit knife sets everyone has.

>> No.10534094

what the fuck

>> No.10534098

how does he egg without breakdancing?

>> No.10534173

Based eggman
What position?

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>> No.10534191

My sides. I hope that somehow, someday, the king himself sees this.

>> No.10534213

What is the eggfort guy actually making?

>> No.10534224

an egg sandwhich

>> No.10534345

Are knives out of fashion or something?

>> No.10534375

jesus christ

>> No.10534402


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At this point I only come to these threads to rage

>> No.10534466

Never heard of this how do i watch this gay shit.

>> No.10534470

me too... I tapped and there was no sound...


>> No.10534480

>At this point I only come to these threads to rage
This was stupid. Too large for 1 bite. A handroll would have made more sense.

>> No.10534485

For some reason the mental image that came from all that was that fucking bear doing a documentary on a shitty food youtuber.

>> No.10534500

It's a memefood
You don't eat it because it's good or practical. You eat it becomes it's a meme. Hence memefood.

>> No.10534506

yes indeed

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>> No.10534552

is that chicken peanut butter?

>> No.10534566

im fucking losing it

>> No.10534575

Friday, Sat, or Sun go to smashcast.tv at or after 12 est.
If you want more info on the cup go to the wiki posted or find the /vg/ thread.

>> No.10534598

Well there's a pound of rice I'm pretty sure it's meant for more than 1 person.

>> No.10534610

I'm not sure exactly what it was supposed to be.

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>> No.10534717

So what am i looking at here?

>> No.10534741

sand is has coals burning underneath, which makes the sand super hot. boils the coffee over, coffee goes into cup.

>> No.10534794


>> No.10534837

>be uk
>ban them

>> No.10534838

It was supposed to be some sort of batter used for frying.

He managed to fuck up so badly that he accidentally created a non-Newtonian fluid.

>> No.10534839

Where does the fucking coffee come from to begin with?

>> No.10534846

>LOGAN deleted scenes

>> No.10534916

is dis bred?

>> No.10534918

Somehow I knew this was Rick Stein before seeing his face. Weird.

>> No.10534928


>> No.10535112

Magic coffee.

>> No.10535143

Didn't he beat the shit out of his son for smoking weed?

>> No.10535166

i work with a guy like this. all the time he saves with his quick knife tricks is spent at the first aid station.

>> No.10535178

its likely he used to much corn starch

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>> No.10535298

Well when two coffee trees live each other very very much...

>> No.10535678

Its already in the pot you fucking fuckhead

>> No.10535716

no. not at all. if it's properly cooked you could shred it with your hands. that's why those things he is using are retarded and that just punctuation of his retardation.

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>> No.10535790

No, he choked his older son for pushing his step mom, then disowned him. Fun side note, jacks ex wife, the mom of the older son, used to physically abuse jack.

>> No.10535811

Shouldn't this be labeled "Gay people eating" ?

>> No.10535824

yeah they do look happy

>> No.10535864

holy fuck based

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>> No.10535965

Why the fuck is he doing that?

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Why does nobody care about the other guy?

>> No.10535983

egg virgin

>> No.10536000

Holy shit autism

>> No.10536005

just fucking nuke us already holy shit I thought I would never find a people I hate more than bacon faggots. I hope every fucking avocado nigger dies in the absolute worst way possible for a human to die. I'm so fucking mad I can't even think of a bad enough way for these fucking dip shits to die.

>> No.10536020

Haha for real

>> No.10536041

Hey cool you're just in time for summer

>> No.10536049

you have to be at least 18 years old to post on /ck/

>> No.10536057

with a side of spicy mayo and hold the shrimp chips please!

>> No.10536065

Even with those heavy duty fork hands that pork is too raw to have anything done to it. Its been a while since I watched the vid but Im pretty sure he was reviewing those claws and said they were shit because they couldnt shred his "perfectly cooked" pork.

>> No.10536102


How does not egg the exit ?

>> No.10536133

Where is the egg fort? I don't think this would fly in America but where else bleaches their eggs?

>> No.10536144

What's his tax policy?

>> No.10536160

I want my body to be ground up by that machine

>> No.10536188

it's always in the cup, when the dude pushing it lowers into the heat it boils and foams over

>> No.10536198

Because he's a fucking bitch, fuck him man.

>> No.10536527

>People eating
>No one actually eating

>> No.10536533

Drier skin = crispier skin

But as we all can expect from jay he does it in a retarded fashion.

>> No.10536559

>culling of the dirt rockets
I've been here too long

>> No.10536566

coffee from the nile

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so have I...

>> No.10536571

r those carrots going 2 heaven

>> No.10536589

Why do you keep making webm threads? They've become so meta now that they're basically over before they've started

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why do you even care? if you don't like it, leave and hide thread, it's that easy if webm threads bother you this much. you ok boi?

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anons I've been trying to find the one where someone puts a whole chicken inside a watermelon it was funny af

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>> No.10536633

>you will never have the opportunity to chase Jack around the house with a set of jumper cables
It's not fair

>> No.10536641

>tfw knife so shitty it crushes the tomato and spills lovely juicy all over

>> No.10536645

>ESL shitskin is mad
wew lad

>> No.10536647


white people are so fucking stupid

>> No.10536651

a lot of people have oral allergy syndrome causing small itches and irritating the throat for a few minutes if they eat the skin of the fruit due to pollen proteins being present there.

>> No.10536671

says the nigger whose national iqs are regularly beaten by white children with developmental difficulties

wakanda isnt real before you bring up functioning african countries

>> No.10536739


>> No.10536740

>>tfw knife so shitty it crushes the tomato and spills lovely juicy all over
I am going to make you sad


>> No.10536752

Impressive, very nice

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>> No.10536804

Shame on you. An 18 second long webm isn't nearly enough time for me to achieve orgasm.

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>> No.10536821

fake turkish coffee

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>> No.10536867

>this is why sushi restaurants are a meme. dont get me started on the expensive bills they are throwing at you.

Fuck off, Jiroposter.

>> No.10536869

What's going on here?

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Making cheung fun. Pretty much just a big, steamed rice noodle with some filling, but more delicate than usual, so it's done on a cloth instead of a pan.

>> No.10536893

looks like fun

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>> No.10536905

because he doesn't do shit

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>> No.10536920

We just don't know.

He's the teams advanced attacking midfielder so he has a great chance of scoring a goal.

How can he see this unless there's a computer inside the inescapable fortress?

Stream of games is hosted on https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/
Dates and times are in the original link.

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Wait what he's there on 2017 or is this the newest team set up?

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PES 2018 is at present un-moddable, so it's all on PES17 for now. The surly king of the egg fort is definitely in for next cup this week.

This is last tournaments roster, for reference. There's a few new faces this year.

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>> No.10536976

Sriracha is a dead one, should be the 'vark sauce
Also where can i see these rosters?
I'm trying to search out on wiki but that's incomplete.

>> No.10536978

What's the third and fifth on top row?

>> No.10537012

Shitty Roommate (now sacked and replaced with Do Americans Really Do This?) and Beans In Chili

/ck/'s roster is up to date but most teams rosters aren't. There's a full spreadsheet with all 40 teams competing this cup here

Personally, I would have replaced Cock Sauce with a bottle of Soylent for more up to date shitposts.

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Oh, and /ck/ is one of the few teams in the cup that has a custom soccer stadium to play in. We have a /ck/ themed bar that we play in.

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>> No.10537067

Hmm... have them die from rectal bleeding after force shoving avocados up their ass all day?

>> No.10537112

This is cool af
Are you one of the modders?
Also how do you get all these info?

>> No.10537126

>Oh, and /ck/ is one of the few teams in the cup that has a custom soccer stadium to play in.
Bullshit, almost all of the big market teams have their own stadium and even several of the small market ones.

>> No.10537136

>Are you one of the modders?
Yes. I made all the /ck/ stuff either from scratch or from free resources.
>Also how do you get all these info?
A mix of the /vg/ general >>>/vg/213347436 the wiki https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/ and discord https://discordapp.com/invite/dnGcQXt

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>> No.10537146

You know I'd never really counted before but you're right, it's actually 16 of the 57 teams now. Feels like less. Probably because 10 of them have come in the last 9 months. I myself did most of the small team ones.

>> No.10537187

I never understand this (((all flavour no grease))). It's full of cheese and sauce of course it's gonna be full of grease.

>> No.10537189

Tide pods going to make the team or is that too old now?

>> No.10537202

What did jack boy mean by this?

>> No.10537209

Deadline is already locked for this tournaments roster. The guy in charge of /ck/ will be probably doing a suggestion/viewer poll for what happens in the summer tournament though. I'm just a modding monkey.

>> No.10537222

all you guys interested in seeing /ck/ play in the cup:
saturday 17:00 UTC, first game of the day, so be on time
sunday ~22:20 UTC, subject to delays

keep your eyes peeled for a gamethread

>> No.10537227

i'd actually give that a try cause it looks good if it wasn't for all the "positive" bullcrap

>> No.10537251

>17.00 utc
Fuck me mate not gonna stay up until that late
Also where is /4cc/ threads? Always in /vg/?
Saw it on /wsg/ too.

>> No.10537259

There's a permanent 24/7 general on /vg/, and individual boards usually have matchday threads for their own fans.

All games are archived on http://archive.klaxa.eu/ at the end of each match day anyway.

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The actual good cup threads are on /mlp/. Probably since they are the best team by far.

>> No.10537262

>archive of all the tournaments
Fuck I never knew this exists

>> No.10537269

/ck/ has only won one game in 2017 so I would advise maybe not using the archive right now lmao

>> No.10537292

Wait, how is this not cultural appropriaton?

/u/ are the best team though

>> No.10537312

>no tip with a rip
>no egg quarter seasoning (though I guess that meme died)
>no ja/ck/
>no for me it's
>no mexican street food cringe
>no animal torture webms

le surly egg man is a good addition at the very least

>> No.10537327

ja/ck/ is on under cringy foodtubers as a whole, which is joeysworldtour right now.

"for me its" is on the team as fastfood autism with a mcchicken as a head

mexican street food is new for this cup

the rest is valid criticism

>> No.10537336

very well, though I think ja/ck/ is pretty much a full meme that stands apart from the rest of foodtube, maily because what he makes can hardly be called "food"

>> No.10537344

Only white people can commit cultural appropriation.

>> No.10537345

It's entirely about not having too many foodtubers. Reviewbrah could arguably be his own one too. At one point they had Maries' Italian Tomato Sauce as well. It becomes too much for a 23 man team.

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Remove /sip/ because it's not only dumb but dead.

>> No.10537364

seriously why is there always some retard>>10534717 who cant grasp what is happening in this webm?
it gets posted regularly and every time theres some moron whos like
>hur dur BUT HOW?!?!?!

>> No.10537368

fair enough

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Not sure if clowning for the customer or actually disabled

>> No.10537378

>hairdryer touches the chicken
Jack you animal

>> No.10537385

you sound autistic

>> No.10537386

It’s a storebought chicken.
It’ll have been chlorinated.

>> No.10537409

for a second I thought I was back in /b/ circa 2010

>> No.10537413

every chef worth his salt needs to have a chicken hairdryer in the kitchen

>> No.10537415

>Retard laughing woman
>Branson MO
Maybe Quinky Sauce for the old fags.

>> No.10537432

why not just use an apple corer

>> No.10537433

That seems like an incredibly ineffective way of peeling an apple

>> No.10537436

How do the chickens get out of the eggs without breaking?

>> No.10537437

should be called the illuminati special

>> No.10537438
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>mfw next time he try to make some molecular cuisine but fuck ups so bad he creates a superfluid

>> No.10537445

Japan, land of the completely useless skills

>> No.10537459

holy shit that's fucking metal

>> No.10537461

>not making the stadium itself the egg fort
are you even trying

>> No.10537486
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>> No.10537490

America, land of the completely useless humans

>> No.10537499
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>America, land of the completely useless humans


>> No.10537509

as cool as it is
those doesnt seem very sharp

>> No.10537514

But how would /ck/ ever be able to get on to the pitch in the first place? They'd have to break all those eggs.

>> No.10537529

>quinky sauce
there's a throwback

>> No.10537532

Missed one.

>> No.10537536

I get my chili powder from oriental shops, pretty much use on 90% of my cooking. Generic chili brand i'm guessing.

Any idea where to buy these "non-burnt" chili? Or can I just blend some dried chili and get the same?

>> No.10537672

Every fucking time.

>> No.10537673

>Or can I just blend some dried chili and get the same?
Definitely works, it just takes a while, and you might want to sieve it if you only want the fine powder.

>> No.10537770

>excellently done

>> No.10537819

god I hate japs so damn much

>> No.10537848

water from the nile water from the nile *heh*

>> No.10537856

He's as in excess oil/butter or any use of low quality ingredients.

>"positive" bullcrap
Aaaw, you're cranky.

>> No.10537890

Good reference

>> No.10537948

What is wrong with me? Why do I watch the whole thing every single time?

>> No.10538037

wtf? that's anti-white why would you say that?

>> No.10538049
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i haven't eaten since sunday - why am i viewing all of this stuff

>> No.10538055

so I assume you're trying to kill your appetite by watching shitty soccer mom recipes

>> No.10538057


judging by your webm, it's to keep your appetite away

>> No.10538073

roach sorcery

>> No.10538083
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>> No.10538087
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>> No.10538089

i thought this was going to be another "hurr durr more cheese" Tasty™ video but turned out to be quite ok.

>> No.10538100

>no sushi 300 dorrar

shamefur dispray

>> No.10538161

maybe stop making shitty soccer mom recipe webms in the first place and we wouldn't have this problem

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>> No.10538247
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>> No.10538255
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>> No.10538262
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>> No.10538328

The apple cutter is Korean, look at the text in the background

>> No.10538349
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>> No.10538405

Surprisingly sensible for a recipe presented like that.

>> No.10538427

"WWWWHAT'S UP GUYS, I'm Foodie McFuckface and today I'm gonna be showing you how to eat pizza like an absolute fucking retard NHGAGANAHGAHGJNGAH"

>> No.10538443


>> No.10538463

Where's the surly king of the egg fortress?

>> No.10538506

racist fish putting black fish down

>> No.10538519

That's insane. Did you make that?

>> No.10538540

I made everything except the table which was a public resource.

See >>10533073
Pic you replied to was last seasons teams. The surly king is new for this year.

>> No.10538544

i love his voice he so based

>> No.10538603

do Germans really do this?

>> No.10538608

jesus christ

I'm mirin that ultimate permabulk

>> No.10538681


>> No.10538721

It must suck paying so much for fucking beef over there

>> No.10538767

He's a loser look at him

>> No.10538803


>> No.10538823
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>> No.10538831
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You have a problem with provolone?

>> No.10538845

This is barely better than Dortito consomme...

>> No.10538846

this might be the most revolting thing I've ever seen

>> No.10538856

I didn't know one could convey fagginess by eating.

>> No.10538865
File: 2.81 MB, 640x351, Gay Chip Butty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.10538869

I was sure they were going to start eating the sandwiches out of each other's ass. Fucking brits.

>> No.10538876

The worst part is that they don't top and tail the bread so each gets one of the loaf-tops. Disgusting

>> No.10538881

>not counting the seaweed as an ingredient

>> No.10538883
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>> No.10538884
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>> No.10538893
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>> No.10538895


When its more important how it looks on instagram than how it tastes.

>> No.10538896
File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, 100-Layer Lasagna Production.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.10538897

>ruining a good steak with soy sauce

>> No.10538906


The whole cutting board moves on the last slice, did he glue that tomato on there?

>> No.10538913

>ends up with a block of pasta
there's a reason you put more sauce than lasagna sheets

>> No.10538914

I love these threads.

Thanks anon and for everyone else contributing. It's a shame /wsg/ is filled to the brim with boring crap.

>> No.10538915
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>> No.10538920
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>> No.10538921

It occurs to me that I've never actually watched a Ja/ck/ video, just webms. I have no idea how he sounds or if it is all a meme

>> No.10538922

Here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

>> No.10538923

>soy steak

>baked steak (w/ half a stick of butter?!)


>> No.10538924
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>> No.10538929

Is there a reason she inserts the bread on it's side when using the standing toaster? Does that help the bread cook more evenly. I've always put my bread in standing straight up, maybe that's why it's always dry.

>> No.10538937

egg virgin vs. chad egg king

>> No.10538938

But it WAS pull-apart shit!

>> No.10538940

Why not just cook the whole thing in the damn skillet? Wtf is this meme trash?

>> No.10538945

>cooking steak with anything that isn't salt, pepper, and maybe butter and garlic

>> No.10538950

google reverse sear

>> No.10538956
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>> No.10538977

>using an entire roll of foil
>whisking in a nonstick pan
>boiling your bechamel
>putting celery in a bolognese
>putting 4 28oz cans of "tomato sauce" in a bolognese
>spreading your canned tomato sauce bolognese in 1mm layers
>only a sprinkling of parmesan+cellulose melange on top for cheese
>that much effort for a lasagna that looks and probably tastes like shit

>> No.10538992

>dumping a bunch of random vegetables on a cast iron pan is worth making a video out of
Millennials were a mistake

>> No.10539001
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>> No.10539033
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>> No.10539036

Yet, you are one. Curious.

>> No.10539054

is this the power of NEETdom?

>> No.10539055
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>> No.10539058

getting a few gay vibes from this

>> No.10539081

Very british...

>> No.10539085
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>> No.10539087

Avocado and bacon are good in moderation, but do they have to be put on every fucking thing

>> No.10539093

This would be pretty good until it gave you flaming diarrhea.

>> No.10539098

Better question is how theres always at least one retard whos like
>hur but i don licke qustonz!!!!!!!!!!
Go fucking neck yourself

>> No.10539171

Highly doubt I would get diarrhea from this.

>> No.10539194

do indian people use a lot of spices to cover up the fecal matter taste in their foods?

>> No.10539206


>self taught

nigga its flour tortilla cheese and meat with ranch.

>> No.10539241

>Millennials (also known as Generation Y) are the generational demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years. Millennials are sometimes referred to as "echo boomers" due to a major surge in birth rates in the 1980s and 1990s, and because millennials are often the children of the baby boomers. The 20th-century trend toward smaller families in developed countries continued, however, so the relative impact of the "baby boom echo" was generally less pronounced than the post–World War II baby boom.

tl;dr you're dumb and wrong

>> No.10539256

So you're either underage b& or over 40? Not sure which is worse.

>> No.10539265

Take your pick, what I am or am not doesn't change the fact that your generation needs to be gassed.

>> No.10539284

just be glad they didn't say he invented grilling or some shit

>> No.10539290

He's definitely underage

>> No.10539338
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>> No.10539360

You need to take a break, homeboy.

>> No.10539375

>Wait, how is this not cultural appropriaton?
Do you think anyone who cares about that would be caught dead thinking about a place where the mean earnings of house owners wasn't in the six digits? Some nigger selling quesadillas on his lawn in Poorman township may as well be some unknowable cosmic horror.

>> No.10539385

you're telling me my salt has been touched by some dirty ass bulldozer all this time?!

>> No.10539389

I just don't know how you could be someone who makes their living in the kitchen like Jack and somehow not know what cooked meat is supposed to look like. I don't know how you could use these meat claws on that pork, and come to the conclusion that the problem is somehow the claws.

You can literally make pulled pork while you are asleep, and Jack managed to fuck it up. He's like a failure wizard.

>> No.10539433

How does he keep those eggs fresh?

>> No.10539464

>no Jack

>> No.10539479

>doesn't know what a reverse-sear is

or are you proposing you pan fry a steak of that thickness until it's med-rare in the middle? how thick would the grey band be? how overdone would the outside be?

>> No.10539480

How is it not cultural appropriation when non whites use electricity?

>> No.10539570

just good for the garbage or fat americans...

>> No.10539587

Why fry the vegetables when you're just gonna fry AND bake them again?
Fat retards

>> No.10539597

>what is the eggfort guy actually making
>egg, onions, bread
i fucking wonder what he is making

>> No.10539607

I think we've run out of ideas

>> No.10539620

why eat food when you can fuck food???????

>> No.10539630

egg onion bread

>> No.10539657

I'm the world's #1 fan of meat and cheese and this is far beyond overdoing it. Jesus.

>> No.10539660

because double frying food makes it crispy

>> No.10539684

you spelled [s4s] wrong

>> No.10539719

disgusting...looks uncooked...

>> No.10539755

actually, they're incredibly efficient and skilled in most things they do, compared to slouch americans who always wants the fast and easy way.

>> No.10539777

Why was this filmed in the style of an isis video

>> No.10539787

What the fuck are you talking about?

Do you know meat comes from stuff that was alive once?

Wh*te people are insane.

>> No.10539788

Impressive, but does it taste good?

>> No.10539794
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Man this shit has got to be an act. No one can be this fucking bad at cooking and not realize it.

>> No.10539798

wtf man

>> No.10539826

To be completely fair, I don't know about the other two, but the blow-dryer one was an experiment because he found some advice somewhere that drying a chicken before cooking gives you crispier skin.

>> No.10539840

>drying a chicken
what, want chicken jerky or something?

>> No.10539950

I despise the egg and avocado together. It just doesn't work.

>> No.10540050
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you put bacon and avocado on everything? do you even cook bruh or does mommi still make dino tendies for you?

>> No.10540223

they wash the salt dumbass

>> No.10540271

You're supposed to dry the exterior only so that it crisps up instead of steams. I think he took that advice a bit far though.

>> No.10540272

>washing the salt

>> No.10540274

>wash the salt
great now we just have a bunch of salt water

>> No.10540277

I'm sure it can be boiled/ dried out to extract the salt...

>> No.10540279

then you have a big pile of salt that needs to be pushed around by a bulldozer again. we're going in circles, man

>> No.10540282

>italian seasoning
Wa la

>> No.10540312

What kind of gigantic onion is that

>> No.10540324

Fuck off with your "nice board" shitposting.

>> No.10540395

This man knows what questions are actually important concerning the egg fort.

>> No.10540465

>spills the cheese when dipping

I am enraged

>> No.10540640

Everything in these insider/buzzfeed/fb videos is a marketing tactic crafted by greedy Jews to get more clicks so if you're offended that someone is acting a slob you're offended for the wrong reasons

>> No.10540764

Someone post the chicken tumbler webm plz

>> No.10540791

>not batman_holding_a_marshmallow.jpg

>> No.10541295

my teeth are in pain

>> No.10541314

No cheese? Well no ultimate meme food trophy for you

>> No.10541412

probably because her particular bread isnt going to fit the other way

>> No.10541442

amerifats btfo

>> No.10541448

Spice Pistons sounds cool

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