vegetarians

[Anonymous No.10529498]

what it's like meeting a vegetarian
me >"look at this great food i have prepared for you"
them >"no thanks"
>goes to freezer
>pulls out frozen processed soy patties simulating food i had just made
>"im trying to be healthy"

[Anonymous No.10529499]

i fucked up the green text fuck

[Anonymous No.10529505]

>>10529499
that's because you are retarded and use retarded straw men arguments.

[Anonymous No.10529512]

>>10529498
I don't know, anon. I find vegetarian girls to be pretty sexy

[Anonymous No.10529631]

>>10529498
T. Vegan trying to shift the hate on vegetarian

Fuck off cunt you vegans are a plauge on this world

[Anonymous No.10529641]

>>10529512
>>>10529498 (OP)
>I don't know, anon. I find vegetarian girls to be pretty sexy
leather shoes? Vegans? I don't think so...

[Anonymous No.10529645]

>>10529498
rite? veganism is the greater evil with all the snowflake dietary requirements, if they're at my place they better eat what I'm eating or fuck outta here

[Anonymous No.10529650]

>>10529498
I can’t follow this so you have soy patty’s? Or they brought them themselves? I know it’s your first time posting but cmon

[Anonymous No.10529654]

>>10529498
Went on a blind date with some chick I got set up with...she told me was a vegetarian a few minutes after we got to the restaurant, so I ordered the roast beast au jus...one and done with that chick...

[Anonymous No.10529655]

>>10529641
VEGETARIANS ARENT VEGAN YOU MOTHER FUCKER

[Anonymous No.10529724]

there is no way processed food like this that is trying to be healthier is actually healthier than the real thing, right? this goes the same with stuff like turkey bacon too that is basically frying sandwich meat

[Anonymous No.10531370]

>>10529645

[Anonymous No.10531371]

>>10529631

[Anonymous No.10531403]

>soy
Phytoestrogens and Disease: http://tinyurl com/hfxu23q
Phytoestrogens and Heart Disease: http://tinyurl com/zg2nh7a
Phytoestrogen and Kidney Disease: http://tinyurl com/jtwyanb
High soy can result in 59% less breast cancer study: http://tinyurl com/j8ywsra
Soy yields 13% lower LDL/Bad Cholesterol Study: http://tinyurl com/hhf4weq
Soy and Men Hormones Study: http://tinyurl com/hsu4wqk
Meta-analysis on men, soy and phytoestrogen extracts: http://tinyurl com/ja5s9k2
Phytoestrogen content of various foods: http://tinyurl com/z3kpvsw
n=220 2 years soy study: http://tinyurl com/z4tbb7d
Meta-analysis on 47 studies no estrogen change: http://tinyurl com/hsm6ctb
Soy being fine for men: http://tinyurl com/zwddamh

Think of it this way: An estrogen molecule is like a jumbo jet that attaches to the Jetway of an airport. It discharges passengers into the terminal, which is suddenly a busy, noisy place. Phytoestrogens, being weak estrogens, are like small, private planes with few passengers and no cargo, yet they still occupy the Jetway after landing. When phytoestrogens occupy the cell, normal estrogens cannot. Plant estrogens do not eliminate all of estrogen's effects, but they do minimize them, apparently reducing breast cancer risk and menstrual symptoms
Soy isoflavones activate your body's estrogen receptors, proteins that detect the presence of estrogen and carry out effects such as changes in gene expression. However, isoflavones do so more weakly than your body's natural estrogen. If estrogen is absent, isoflavones weakly activate the estrogen receptor, mitigating the effect of low estrogen. If estrogen is abundant, isoflavones interfere with the activity of natural estrogen, limiting the effect of high estrogen levels. Since the structure of isoflavones is similar to estrogen, isoflavones may decrease your body's production of estrogen and increase the rate of estrogen degradation due to feedback mechanisms that control estrogen levels.

[Anonymous No.10531466]

>>10529498
I've never understood the asspain towards mock meats. Why are you so mad that someone gets to eat what you eat without the health-risk?

[Anonymous No.10531471]

>>10531466
it's a mockery of others' diets and shows a fundamental lack of skill in cooking. there's plenty of non-meat dishes that taste fine, and vegetables are easy to prepare. that you have to make Tofurky instead shows that you aren't willing to put in even a modicum of effort in learning how to cook.

[Anonymous No.10531476]

>>10531466
>there is no health risk for eating plants

There is literally a health risk for everything you eat.

[Anonymous No.10531477]

>>10531466
>health-risk
fuck off shill, eating meat is what our bodies were meant to process
t. former vegetarian

[Anonymous No.10531481]

I'm vegan, but having a cheat day once a week (for me it is on Friday lol) makes it a lot easier being sociable with my meat eating friends, so when we go to some wings place on Fridays, I also like to dig in. Extra spicy for me!

[Anonymous No.10531482]

>>10529498
>quotation marks within greentext
Does /ck/ really do this?

[Anonymous No.10531556]

>>10531466
>health-risk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA
*INHALES*
PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAAAHHHHHAHAH

[Anonymous No.10531864]

>>10531482
/ck/ is loaded with plebbit crossposters because it's accessable. The amount of women on here is insane too.

[Anonymous No.10532883]

>>10531466
>eat what you eat
What a fucking retard