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A new breakthrough allows egg laying chickens to roam free in the fields without fear of being attacked by wolves or other rodents. A farmer, who goes by the name Zeus, came up with this idea while obsessing over his favorite Norse god Poseidon. Zeus built a 10 foot wide mote around his entire field, which consists of lettuce, cows, and now chickens. Chickens can be seen laying eggs everywhere, from the roots of the grass to the tops of the lettuce, and even the tops of cows.

Zeus spends his days walking around his field and sucking the eggs with a commercial grade vacuum system that transports the eggs to his distribution housing.

If you are ever in PA, be sure to visit the man, give him a "Hey Zeus!" He's a really friendly farmer.

America truly is great again.

>> No.10527900

>>10527894
Sounds like a real queer to me bud

>> No.10527906

>>10527894
How does it work again? I didn't catch that.

>> No.10527925

the fuck am i reading

>> No.10527948
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10527948

>>10527894
>>10527894

>> No.10528317

>>10527894
>laying eggs everywhere
american engineering everyone

>> No.10528543

>>10527948
: ^)

>> No.10529351

>>10527894
That joke was exasperating

>> No.10529535

>If you are ever in PA
where exactly in PA?

>> No.10529602

>>10529535
PA PA

>> No.10529607

>>10527894
Can you run that one by me again

>> No.10529658

>>10529607
A new breakthrough allows egg laying chickens to roam free in the fields without fear of being attacked by wolves or other rodents. A farmer, who goes by the name Zeus, came up with this idea while obsessing over his favorite Norse god Poseidon. Zeus built a 10 foot wide mote around his entire field, which consists of lettuce, cows, and now chickens. Chickens can be seen laying eggs everywhere, from the roots of the grass to the tops of the lettuce, and even the tops of cows.

Zeus spends his days walking around his field and sucking the eggs with a commercial grade vacuum system that transports the eggs to his distribution housing.

If you are ever in PA, be sure to visit the man, give him a "Hey Zeus!" He's a really friendly farmer.

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>>10527894
>>10529658
>"Hey Zeus!"

>> No.10529678

>Norse god Poseidon