I need it, bruhs. ;_;

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Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:38:19 2018 No.10526588 [Reply] [Original]

I need it, bruhs. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:39:27 2018 No.10526593 >>10526588 dumb baitposter

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:42:28 2018 No.10526603 >>10526588 What size panties do you wear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:47:46 2018 No.10526620 >>10526593 >current year >not drinking soylent How gauche, plebeian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 04:17:54 2018 No.10526851 File: 135 KB, 546x700, back to pol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 04:25:52 2018 No.10526872 >>10526851 soy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 04:27:08 2018 No.10526875 >>10526620 >current year >not ITS 2018 GUYS

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 04:38:01 2018 No.10526904 File: 358 KB, 1071x808, soyboy right.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10526872 high soy diet

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 04:40:40 2018 No.10526909 File: 2 KB, 32x32, awoken.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10526904

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 04:41:48 2018 No.10526911 >>10526588 How are they? Could I lose weight by drinking that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:02:24 2018 No.10526957 >>10526588 Can't digest anything but soylent, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:10:36 2018 No.10526985 >>10526588 wtf is soylent? is it anything close to soylent green

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:14:34 2018 No.10526987 >>10526985 soy-based drinkable "food", marketed for hipsters. IIRC, they tried to market it as a 100% replacement diet and were forced to re-label it to its current product. It's sold like that or powdered in whey-like packages

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:27:13 2018 No.10527015 >>10526588 >replacing one of the few true physical pleasures in life with a shitty soy drink I never understood this product on a conceptual level.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:30:36 2018 No.10527025 >>10526851 t. basedboys

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:37:25 2018 No.10527037 >>10527015 I would understand if it were really cheap and would try to replace shitty minimum wage dinners

Friendly Neighborhood Carnivor(...) Mon Apr 30 05:42:57 2018 No.10527043 [DELETED]

Increasingly and almost daily it seems, the world slowly slides more towards a future of soy based and synthetically designed "meat"- while technology is not yet to a point where it is cost effective or feasible on a large scale, the population is slowly being brainwashed to accept it. While some don't like defending their eating choices, it is becoming increasingly clear that our children or grandchildren may not even have that choice.

That is not something I want to see happen- By being vocal and not hiding what I do, by demonstrating excellent health, by sharing the stories of others that do the same, maybe there is a chance to avoid the coming weakening of our species under the guise of "plant based" compassion! I'm doing what I can and hopefully more will do the same!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:48:26 2018 No.10527052 >>10526987 whats so different compared to other 'healthy powdered drink'? what a shitty marketing gimmick but id have to say they did well considering the amount of people falling for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:49:40 2018 No.10527058 >>10527052 It's a meal replacement drink that's marketed towards the general public as opposed to the niche bodybuilding community. I don't get how they did it either t b h

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:53:32 2018 No.10527065 >>10527043 I became dumber by reading this post

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 06:28:23 2018 No.10527113 >>10527065 Nah it's just ur dumb brain not being able to handle english

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 06:39:42 2018 No.10527131 Does anyone here actually use soylent? How is it? I figure it could be good for those days you can't be assed/don't have time in the morning. Chan seems to fuckin hate the idea of soylent in general but desu it doesnt seem that bad to try.

Friendly Neighborhood Carnivor(...) Mon Apr 30 06:40:35 2018 No.10527134 [DELETED]

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I'm getting bans just for advocating zero carb living. I got muted for advertising when there's at least six fast food threads up 24/7. This board is sick and I'm just trying to share my healing experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 06:49:58 2018 No.10527152 >>10527052 Silicon Valley venture capital funding and organic support by the autistic tech types who only want to code and have nothing else going on in their lives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 06:59:24 2018 No.10527166 >>10527131 just go to your local drug store, and find some supplements

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 07:09:15 2018 No.10527174 >>10527134 keep fighting the good fight anon soyboy hating is so 2017, we need to change this outdated perception!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:53:30 2018 No.10527343 File: 174 KB, 750x1096, 1523245650126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] soyboys will rule the world

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:59:56 2018 No.10527357 >>10527343 >cheaper than regular food If you know nothing about cooking maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 09:02:15 2018 No.10527361 >>10527343 This has to be satirical but it's very good satire so hats off to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 09:10:29 2018 No.10527374 I drink one a day in addition to eating 3 full meals and other snacks. That way it's just a nice 400 calories with decent vitamins and such in it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 09:13:39 2018 No.10527381 >>10527134 Quit posting garbage outside of /b/ or get BTFO’d

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 09:15:18 2018 No.10527386 >>10527134 What's that chicken icon on the task bar about?

>>	Friendly Neighborhood Carnivor(...) Mon Apr 30 09:26:46 2018 No.10527418 >>10527386 Stardew Valley

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 09:31:01 2018 No.10527430 >>10526588 what the fuck does this soyfag garbage even taste like? slightly more processed silicon valley soy milk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 09:31:51 2018 No.10527434 >>10527361 He's a good site designer too I think very "retro"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 09:33:25 2018 No.10527437 >>10527386 /v/irgin just got banned again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 12:17:28 2018 No.10527920 >>10526603 smol

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:13:05 2018 No.10528303 File: 316 KB, 640x640, Never_eat_again_fag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10526588

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:21:26 2018 No.10528331 File: 159 KB, 1050x741, 1523534658504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10526851

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:23:38 2018 No.10528338 How much do those actually cost? Last time I looked (when it was still just the powder), it seemed to be suspiciously more expensive than actual food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:23:45 2018 No.10528340 >>10526588 >tfw you want to drink your soylent but can't get the bottle open

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:26:38 2018 No.10528351 >>10528340 They actually redid the packaging and the new cafe bottles are a bitch to open, but only because the wrapper around the bottle slides around and you can't grip it properly. It has nothing to do with how weak you are, it's about friction

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:34:21 2018 No.10528391 >>10528351 Good luck explaining anything to soy posters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:43:53 2018 No.10528422 File: 15 KB, 540x332, 1487124126024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10528351 >>10528391 Uh huh. Yeah, its the packaging, I believe you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 15:59:38 2018 No.10528664 >>10526851 onion

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 16:00:53 2018 No.10528670 >>10528664 onion

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 17:07:19 2018 No.10528923 >>10528670 Combo breaker

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 23:50:16 2018 No.10530577 >>10526851 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 23:53:00 2018 No.10530590 File: 409 KB, 944x4013, pol = reddit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10526872 >>10527025 >>10528331 >>10528664 /pol/ = reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 23:55:09 2018 No.10530601 File: 24 KB, 400x400, 1518541394849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10526588 >this meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 23:57:42 2018 No.10530613 >>10530590 I-is this real?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 00:01:30 2018 No.10530635 >>10530590 >Wtf I had no idea people were so woke. I'm going to have to up my game >TrumpedUpPatriot >Australian Another aussie shitposter is born

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 00:04:49 2018 No.10530648 >>10527430 Pancake batter.

Anonymous Tue May 1 00:09:02 2018 No.10530665

>>10527015
I could not echo this sentiment more, but I have a friend who "hates eating" and is full on skeleton mode who is super excited about this trash. They're also literally autistic so I guess that's kinda what explains it. I just can't understand it though

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 00:10:57 2018 No.10530681 >>10527131 Just get protein powder and fiber powder, put it in a water bottle and mix the two and take it with a multivitamin. You immediately have an infinitely superior product without giving into marketing bullshit and having to ingest soy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 00:13:54 2018 No.10530689 >>10530681 holy shit this is exactly what I do wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 00:18:58 2018 No.10530714 >>10527920 cute

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 01:37:06 2018 No.10531060 >>10526588 would rather chug horse seman to increase my virility than threaten my balls with new age estrogens.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 01:48:28 2018 No.10531095 >>10530681 You forgot >add coconut oil HIGH TEST DRINK

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 01:50:43 2018 No.10531102 >>10531095 Fuck that's genius I cook with coconut oil all the time and never even thought to do that, thanks for the tip

Anonymous Tue May 1 01:56:29 2018 No.10531121 [DELETED]

>>10531102
You're fucking up son. I mean, it isn't bad to cook with it. But you'll get far more from it if you eat it raw. Something do to with it burning and/or becoming rancid due to temperature.

It's so easy to do a proper meal replacement. I don't know why soycucks insist on buying that garbage.

Chadlent drink: coconut oil, protein whey powder, fiber powder and a multivitamin. It's that easy.

STOP EATING SOY

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 02:07:21 2018 No.10531152 >>10530613 It's on internet do it must be real sweetie

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 02:10:31 2018 No.10531161 >>10526588 I switched from choco to orig today, can't w8 for the standard to show be delivered tmrw lads

Anonymous Tue May 1 03:46:31 2018 No.10531436
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>lost muscle capability to open my Meal Replacent Soylent
>have to buy a bottle opener
>was saving up for the next switch game
>not enough good BF points to get a cash advance
>opener would still takes 2 weeks to deliver

I thought about asking Tyrone to open a couple for me after I let him bang my girlfriend extra tonight for some more BF points. The struggles of life, eh /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 04:06:16 2018 No.10531490 >>10531436 I didn't laugh because the way things are going, this won't be satire soon. There are newspaper articles about cuckoldry being the fetish of smart people.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 09:52:16 2018 No.10532287 File: 189 KB, 740x956, 1515588090279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10526851

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 12:04:34 2018 No.10532637 are soylent threads paid advertisement?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 12:38:38 2018 No.10532735 >>10532287 I want to smash this guy in the face so much what a stupid beta numale looking face

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 12:39:49 2018 No.10532738 >>10526588 I bet I can crush your bones with my bare hands, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 12:40:08 2018 No.10532739 >>10532735 >Reddit spacing You have more in common with him than you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 12:40:43 2018 No.10532743 >>10526603 Do you ask women what size of panties they wear? Panties don't even come in a large variety of sizes. What would you gain from knowing OP's panty size? Lastly, have you reached wizard status yet, or are you just on the fast track?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 12:42:27 2018 No.10532746 >>10532739 I don't even go on this website. your wife is actually getting banged by a nigger, you should take a look.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 12:47:06 2018 No.10532764 File: 22 KB, 320x257, 22BE9914-D113-4FED-B05F-FFD341D4B492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10531436 i feel you fellow soylent advocate

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 12:51:57 2018 No.10532785 >>10532637 Just low-tier /pol/ shitposting. Stick around and you'll see far worse.

Anonymous Tue May 1 12:54:14 2018 No.10532796

>>10527131
just get a small bottle, anon. you might like it and if not then you can say you don't. don't give into the meme without trying it, but if it's low-quality and doesn't suit what you want it for that's its own issue. it could be worth the alternative if it's not up to your nutritional needs. I haven't had it and no interest because I don't drink this kind of stuff but it's not a bad idea to try new stuff with an open mind

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 13:11:11 2018 No.10532844 >>10530590 Literally this, /pol/ tards are sub-Scientology/habbo hotel raid newfags who can all fucking die tbqh. Pure cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 13:16:38 2018 No.10532863 >>10532844 based onionboy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 14:09:25 2018 No.10533096 >>10528338 $14 for a bottle

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 14:36:52 2018 No.10533253 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iptUNUFdyas

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 14:38:39 2018 No.10533263 >>10526588 Soyboy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 14:41:06 2018 No.10533277 File: 155 KB, 1085x1446, DSC532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10531436 >have to buy a bottle opener >was saving up for the next switch game Iktfb

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 14:59:15 2018 No.10533362 >cocoa powder >maybe some coffee instant >milk >protein powder >granola to top it off takes 2 minutes to make and fills me up but good don't fall for the soy meme

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 15:01:17 2018 No.10533372 >>10528338 >it seemed to be suspiciously more expensive than actual food. That's just part of the appeal. You know your getting your money's worth when you pay more

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 15:04:08 2018 No.10533386 >>10527052 Is called soylent like the movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 15:06:58 2018 No.10533397 >>10533362 >instant anything Just cook your fucking food, i though /ck/ was about cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 15:10:10 2018 No.10533422 >>10533397 I wake up in the morning and I literally have 30 minutes to shower, shave, put on clothes and maybe eat something before going to work Actually cooking is for when I get back from work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 15:12:11 2018 No.10533437 >>10533422 Nuts are a better source of energy than that to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 15:13:57 2018 No.10533451 >>10533437 nuts are also fucking expensive, unless you're talking about peanuts, which I don't like

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 15:15:49 2018 No.10533468 >>10533451 Not where i live, i still wouldn't risk drinking powder of anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 15:40:32 2018 No.10533599 >>10532735 Not just you Anon, not just you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 20:46:53 2018 No.10534914 >>10532743 >implying anyone here who wears panties is a woman

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 23:20:53 2018 No.10535625 >>10527131 Fuck off, this is a food and cooking board, individuals that see appeal in soylent clearly have no interest in either food or cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 23:23:35 2018 No.10535641 >>10535625 Soylent is a food replacement, sweetie pie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 23:32:12 2018 No.10535691 >>10535641 which is clearly why it doesn't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 23:58:04 2018 No.10535780 >>10533096 no it's $140 a bottle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:39:55 2018 No.10535910 >>10532746 >>10532735 fuck off redditor

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:40:56 2018 No.10535912 >>10532844 this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:43:09 2018 No.10535918 >>10533253 imagine if someone walked in while he was doing that

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:14:04 2018 No.10536386 >>10527052 It has exactly 20% of every single micro and macro per serving which isn't something you normally see and tastes better in my opinion. It's overpriced though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:28:39 2018 No.10536425 >>10533253 This is great. Sorry I can't lie to you anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:11:29 2018 No.10537024 >>10533253 honestly pretty funny based soyboy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:12:19 2018 No.10537026 >>10527361 >>10527343 It's definitely satire, just look at the website. > favorite movie: the big bang theory Bit of a giveaway.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:14:09 2018 No.10537032 >>10532844 This anon ate his onion! Thank you based onionposter for sharing your wisdom!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:24:21 2018 No.10537600 >>10526911 Not only weight but all sense of humanity you may still have and muscle mass

Anonymous Wed May 2 12:47:32 2018 No.10537679

>>10535625
Eh, I like it as an alternative to the morning oatmeal
Not like there any culinary creativity in covering with water and nuking for the 2½ minutes.

It's not like you have to brick up your kitchen and give away all kitchenware in order to buy soylent/huel/whatever

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:57:59 2018 No.10539669 >>10530590 >Lady-pede What the fuck does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:05:13 2018 No.10539701 >>10539669 Redditors/pol alt righters call themselves centipedes because of some meme video or something. Cringe, I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:08:11 2018 No.10539990 >>10532785 this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:11:11 2018 No.10540005 File: 12 KB, 371x280, 1524095203841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10526588 desu I've never seen a bottle of soylent in the wild Are these things real or just another ̶j̶e̶w̶i̶s̶h̶ /pol/ mindtrick?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:41:15 2018 No.10540843 >>10532287 Woah. It's weird to see my face posted on 4chan. I'm actually alt-right and an omnivore, faggot. It's nice to see you think I wasn't being sarcastic though. Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:14:50 2018 No.10541113 >>10540843 >I'm actually alt-right this is just as much if not more of an embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:41:39 2018 No.10541230 File: 20 KB, 109x100, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10540005 headed up to the bay area next week, I'm expecting to find this shit everywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:42:51 2018 No.10541237 File: 76 KB, 480x640, 1511657195425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10540843

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:52:36 2018 No.10541272 how many people would watch if i livestreamed drinking these

Anonymous Thu May 3 04:35:40 2018 No.10541408
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>>10532844

this googled knowledge of our history being spat at me like a chewed up pile of gum. like everyone knows this guy wasn't around back then, right?

for you I have googled "reddit meme" and posted the first image returned. here it is. masterpiece.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:04:12 2018 No.10541472 >>10526588 Then order some. This isn't rocket science.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:09:40 2018 No.10541484 >>10541472 Perhaps on a rocket scientist's salary.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:14:26 2018 No.10541491 >>10541237 Did that guy really make that image? I can't imagine how racist you'd have to be to think it's OK to virtue signal this hard on the back of other people's misery.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:06:28 2018 No.10541906 >>10527374 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:12:05 2018 No.10541921 >>10532743 Women's panties come in size 0 to 16 at intervals of 2. That's at least 8 sizes, which is double the amount of sizes men's boxers come in. I'd say that's a lot of sizes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:13:30 2018 No.10541924 >>10530601 Is that famed British playwright Dennis Potter?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:14:00 2018 No.10541926 >>10536386 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:15:03 2018 No.10541928 >>10539669 She has centipedes in her vagina.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:18:16 2018 No.10542738 >>10541272 If you are a qt you'll get viewers for sure

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:20:47 2018 No.10542743 >>10526588 We talk about food here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:03:19 2018 No.10543180 >>10532287 >that nose handrub.png

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:44:59 2018 No.10543923 >>10541230 I'm from Tucson but I've never been in San Francisco tho

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:45:58 2018 No.10543925 >>10541924 idk bro it's a meme

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