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>tfw always thought a well done steak was just a steak that the cook does a particularly good job on
>tfw thought rare steak came from a cow that was of a rare breed

>> No.10521316

You are a special type of stupid boy

>> No.10521350
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>>10521301
How

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>tfw thought beef ala mode was a dish without pork that Muslims could eat

>> No.10521436

>>10521301
when I was young a waitress asked me if I wanted soup or salad
I'm hard of hearing so I thought she was saying "super salad" and just said yes

>> No.10521447

>>10521436
you stole that joke from somewhere but I dont remember where

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>tfw you were too afraid to touch your Caesar salad because you didn't want to get a seizure and Mom yelled at you for wasting food

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>>10521455
I'd ask how you knew what a seizure was yet not what a Caesar salad was at such a young age but you were clearly a spaz and familiar with them.

>> No.10521473

As a kid, I thought surf and turf meant you had to eat on a surfboard lined with astroturf.

>> No.10521498

I always thought ice cold drinks would be literal ice so I never bought them. Imagine my surprise when I found out it was just false advertising

>> No.10521500

>>10521447
in Drawn Together a little over 10 years ago, Captain Hero is angry against "super" things, so he beats up a waiter who asks him "soup or salad?"

>> No.10521527

As a kid I said marijuana sauce instead of marinara.

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10521627

>tfw thought volley ball was called "balley ball" until very recently

>> No.10521639

>>10521447
>>10521500
It’s from Seinfeld

>> No.10521660

>>10521527
sounds like you were a cool kid

>> No.10522015

>>10521350
>>10521316
no bully

>> No.10522023

>>10521435
>beef ala mode
literally where

>> No.10522024

>>10522023
there senpai

>> No.10522080

>>10521447
I legitimately didn't. We lived in Vegas and I was in grade school at the time, 9 or 10, in the late 90's.
>>10521500
Never watched it.
>>10521639
Didn't watch it as a kid.

>> No.10524704

>>10522023
Allah mode
ya dip

>> No.10524721

>>10521301
Did you think a medium steak is one that can talk to ghosts?