/ck/ humour thread?

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Anonymous Thu Apr 26 12:59:01 2018 No.10510304 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ humour thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 13:16:06 2018 No.10510370 >>10510304 >dinner >half sausage F

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 13:40:57 2018 No.10510446 fine dining is fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 13:51:44 2018 No.10510484 >>10510304 as pleasing as fine dining is the portions are too damn small. spent $14 for several slices of flat iron steak with sea salt caramel sauce; tasted dank but it was literally 6 thin, modest, bullshit slices. looked pretty though

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 15:49:48 2018 No.10510870 File: 34 KB, 500x334, 1505595868954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10510304

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 15:54:09 2018 No.10510888 >>10510304 deconstructed need melon balled kings hawaiian rolls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 15:55:33 2018 No.10510891 >>10510304 thats /ckpol/ humor, and I approve

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 16:12:02 2018 No.10510938 pic origin is http://lilbuco.com/ is fake but pretty funny and interesting

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 16:16:12 2018 No.10510950 File: 67 KB, 640x617, 1524602278316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10510304

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 16:17:16 2018 No.10510957 File: 20 KB, 456x661, 1523759728961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 16:19:10 2018 No.10510971 File: 142 KB, 805x533, tortillas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 16:31:06 2018 No.10511014 just make a How To Make An Fried Egg thread and watch

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 16:32:21 2018 No.10511020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 19:07:39 2018 No.10511656 File: 959 KB, 1080x1325, 1466749412104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 19:14:49 2018 No.10511700 File: 62 KB, 1152x864, old bay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 19:16:37 2018 No.10511707 >>10510870 haha! That sauce looks like the funny hair on that funny frogman mfw image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 19:44:28 2018 No.10511828 File: 150 KB, 736x575, 1520168641049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10510304

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 20:29:37 2018 No.10512016 >>10511828 u...uma?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 20:55:56 2018 No.10512088 >>10510950 Disgusting, they should at least use vape

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 20:57:59 2018 No.10512093 >>10511828 So that's why they stopped making Dracula films.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 22:16:54 2018 No.10512369 >>10510304 >kosher

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 22:19:56 2018 No.10512381 File: 1.05 MB, 1245x2720, typical ck posters.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10510304

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 22:22:12 2018 No.10512390 File: 79 KB, 924x444, fridge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10510971 dis nigga knows what's up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 22:31:26 2018 No.10512427 File: 168 KB, 640x378, pancakes1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:02:46 2018 No.10512816 File: 30 KB, 485x484, 1505669584680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10512381 good lord

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:32:27 2018 No.10512909 >>10510304 >white american penis.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:35:29 2018 No.10512918 >>10512390 she has the right idea, but food is too small for heat to matter. if you stand in the cold a lot, your body adapts by burning more calories for heat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:41:31 2018 No.10512941 File: 32 KB, 553x519, Huh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10512381 I think I'm going to be sick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:50:35 2018 No.10512965 File: 588 KB, 578x588, defective dogger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10512381 > Like a potato

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:59:19 2018 No.10512987 >>10512390 Easily the dumbest thing I've heard this week

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 01:07:02 2018 No.10513006

>>10512918
It doesn't really burn calories, the body shackles and this operation consumes energy, burning calories in itself doesn't produce any heat.
But that has nothing to do with food, even if it was kilometers high, their calories amount wouldn't change for 10°, calories are way more stable than that.

And really just think about it, if it was true, wouldn't the industry use it to reduce the calories without modifying the taste ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 01:38:03 2018 No.10513120 >>10512016 >>10512093 >UMA DRACULA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 05:43:56 2018 No.10513629 File: 150 KB, 899x653, 1519678989415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TllPrdbZ-VI

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 05:54:03 2018 No.10513644 >>10512941 Just keep in mind that these are the people you're getting advice from when you post here

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 06:01:57 2018 No.10513656 File: 2.70 MB, 1268x1199, 05-03-2015_IMG445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:39:46 2018 No.10514175 >>10512390 >candy that is green ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:15:45 2018 No.10514254 File: 148 KB, 735x999, 1456504257333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10510304

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:17:03 2018 No.10514257 File: 90 KB, 642x704, 1469047040533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10510304 Lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:18:58 2018 No.10514262 File: 82 KB, 700x396, 1473607067954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Subways

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:30:30 2018 No.10514286 >>10510484 amerifat is angry that it didnt come slathered in mayonnaise with a huge side of fries

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:46:12 2018 No.10514699 >>10510971 I chuckled

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:47:14 2018 No.10514702 >>10511700 ew

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:00:23 2018 No.10514749 File: 40 KB, 1019x267, pineapple.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:07:18 2018 No.10514769 File: 415 KB, 1358x768, this reminds me of a puzzle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:14:23 2018 No.10514793 >>10512941 limes turn into lemons if you let them grow long enough

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:24:47 2018 No.10514824 >>10514254 >Do Europeans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:28:17 2018 No.10514834 >>10514824 Of course not. It's illegal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:35:46 2018 No.10514851 >>10513656 >pineapple, cottage cheese and tuna in tomato sauce >mayonnaise and sweet chili sauce I can identify these, but what in god's name is the stuff on the pineapple and on the frankfurters

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:39:12 2018 No.10514864 >>10514851 on the hot dogs is balut i believe

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:15:11 2018 No.10514954 File: 661 KB, 540x592, 08410363ef583ded002a6442c103dd24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10511700 now that's what I call.... Old Spice™

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:17:32 2018 No.10515168 File: 166 KB, 360x480, isfunnycuz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10514954

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:26:35 2018 No.10515206 >>10512381 really makes me reconsider ever taking any advice on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:36:22 2018 No.10515253 File: 52 KB, 638x600, 1503964322336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10514262

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:37:24 2018 No.10515258

>>10513006
You retard.
He's talking about burning calories using your body to warm up cold things.

Like drinking ice water has a negative caloric value because
1) Water has no caloric value
2) It cost like 5-7 Calories to heat it up 8oz of ice cold water to body temp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:37:41 2018 No.10515261 File: 346 KB, 1443x661, 1501941520827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:44:44 2018 No.10515294 File: 24 KB, 480x360, F62650F4-7BF2-4E6C-9F40-1EA2C08A3143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10513006 >the body shackles

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:48:27 2018 No.10515305 File: 872 KB, 2448x3264, 1523003948868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:49:29 2018 No.10515308 File: 44 KB, 442x471, 1522285430041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Do Bongs really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:51:49 2018 No.10515322 >>10513656 this makes me proud to be finnish

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:52:45 2018 No.10515324 File: 1.93 MB, 2048x1536, 012154648746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] chicken strips with french fry sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:54:17 2018 No.10515334 File: 1.02 MB, 2592x1944, bongbake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10515308 yes we do

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:56:48 2018 No.10515348 File: 110 KB, 819x895, tomate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10515308 gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:57:52 2018 No.10515353 File: 80 KB, 1207x903, 1499973176814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:00:15 2018 No.10515360 >>10514286 we eat ketchup not mayonnaise you filthy third worlder

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:03:45 2018 No.10515377 File: 858 KB, 1341x5376, cooking utensils.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10510304

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:07:59 2018 No.10515389 File: 60 KB, 855x640, celery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10512381 Damn, the post about pbr was me. thank you for finally including me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:08:08 2018 No.10515390 >>10512381 >the retard who thinks poe's law is a legitimate defense

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:27:50 2018 No.10515477 File: 2.49 MB, 480x270, 1458752907024.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10511828 I zoomed in on the picture and slowly scrolled from left to right. MFW

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:29:04 2018 No.10515485 File: 143 KB, 600x600, 1492042503673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10515389 u got it m8

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:35:28 2018 No.10515505

>>10512390
That's a good one. I mean I guess your body uses calories to warm up cold food in your stomach but you have to realize when we say "calories" in regards to food we really mean kilocalories. Otherwise you'd be able to easily lose weight just by drinking lots of cold water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:37:43 2018 No.10515512 >>10515334 beans are proper minging pal

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:38:31 2018 No.10515516 >>10515389 Please god source me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:43:46 2018 No.10515532 >>10515305 cursed images

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:46:12 2018 No.10515544 File: 821 KB, 835x606, 1523089378258.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:47:18 2018 No.10515550 File: 88 KB, 556x840, 1521195499716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:48:17 2018 No.10515554 File: 270 KB, 1270x949, 1479665903823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:49:13 2018 No.10515559 >>10514824 >greentexting incorrectly do reatards really do this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:51:29 2018 No.10515572 File: 424 KB, 600x721, 1523389995446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:54:46 2018 No.10515587 >>10515550 is that china? i don't read moonrunes but that seems like a chink thing to do

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:55:15 2018 No.10515588 >>10515389 I turned myself into a Pickle, Morty!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:57:03 2018 No.10515595 >>10515348 Looks like cherries

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:01:38 2018 No.10515611 File: 203 KB, 1200x800, im thinking rick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10515588

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:06:42 2018 No.10515635 >>10515572 good lord

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:09:33 2018 No.10515649 File: 48 KB, 650x673, icecream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:14:17 2018 No.10515669 File: 189 KB, 1600x1200, 5eX3H.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >turn your toaster horizontally!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:15:01 2018 No.10515676 check this out guys http://ogurl.co/bnmX

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:15:31 2018 No.10515678 File: 220 KB, 700x1162, 1481981380824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:17:17 2018 No.10515687 File: 362 KB, 3264x2448, 7I4Nt8q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:19:09 2018 No.10515698 File: 31 KB, 473x248, froglegs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:25:38 2018 No.10515734 File: 416 KB, 1200x1600, 1515364399371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:30:33 2018 No.10515751 >>10515389 I don’t know why but this is the only one that made me laugh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:46:05 2018 No.10515803 >>10515649 Breyers remorse

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:48:14 2018 No.10515817 >>10515803 Heh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 18:55:31 2018 No.10515860 >>10515734 Christ how are people this stupid with knifes? Not cutting yourself seriously is easy to avoid with common sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 19:15:33 2018 No.10515958 File: 761 KB, 859x639, bathroom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10515687 I think that one's better when you have the full version

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 19:42:40 2018 No.10516110

>>10515669
I used to make grilled cheese in the toaster when I was little until one time I didn't squish the cheese to the bread well enough and it got on the elements and burned really badly and ruined the toaster. I never thought to put the toaster horizontally though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 19:46:47 2018 No.10516127 >>10515958 >dog-fag for "protection" >kill the improper fire-arm carrier in blatant self-defense >use firearm to kill disgusting socks with sandals and eating sandwich on the bathroom floor

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 20:18:03 2018 No.10516237 >>10516127 What's wrong with socks with sandals?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 20:23:38 2018 No.10516251 File: 88 KB, 846x960, 1500089595251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10515958

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 20:45:46 2018 No.10516304 File: 806 KB, 947x816, brgr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10514257

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 20:47:16 2018 No.10516310 >>10510891 Absolutely nothing about the OP has to do with r/poleddit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 20:48:15 2018 No.10516313 >>10510304 This legit made me nauseous

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 20:56:42 2018 No.10516340 >>10514286 I love how europoors have such vivid imaginations, though that's likely to disappear and be replace with Allah worship. c'mon over and become a part of the american commodity of failed cultures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:10:02 2018 No.10516377 >>10510304 /lit/ here, i have never laughed harder at an image than this OP image. am i a loon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:10:09 2018 No.10516378 >>10516340 >he's not american so he must be european O B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:14:22 2018 No.10516394 >>10516377 >/lit/ Yes and also about 30-40 IQ points dumber than you like to tell others.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:28:53 2018 No.10516437 >>10516304 >A FUCKING LEAF

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:40:32 2018 No.10516471 >>10511828 Took me a minute there, shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:44:28 2018 No.10516482 >>10512381 >most espresso is 80% cream This one got me angry as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:45:51 2018 No.10516487 >>10516394 i estimate my iq is roughly 95 though

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:46:05 2018 No.10516489 >>10515803 Frig off Randy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:46:57 2018 No.10516493 File: 27 KB, 154x250, 1353893774790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10514257 >pepe

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:48:08 2018 No.10516498 >>10514769 I don't get it.. can you explain?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:48:58 2018 No.10516499 File: 58 KB, 536x533, 1457644703692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10512381 >is lava even that hot? I can handle pretty hot water, i think i could touch that for a few seconds atleast

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:49:02 2018 No.10516500 >>10510971 Corn bread is fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:56:26 2018 No.10516520 >>10515559 Greentexting incorrectly >I can greentext however I want faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 21:59:16 2018 No.10516531 >>10516500 You need a can of creamed corn with the juice and sour cream for cornbread not to turn out like a desert biscuit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:02:39 2018 No.10516539 File: 718 KB, 549x547, 1520808826951.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10516520 lurk moar quit shitting up the board

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:08:58 2018 No.10516560 >>10515305 N0m

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Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:10:54 2018 No.10516568

>>10516520
Yes, you are free to do that, but you will be called out for being a faggot. This website is only held together because people follow unspoken rules. If it wasn’t for that, every board would be a complete trainwreck instead of kind of a trainwreck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:11:14 2018 No.10516570 File: 83 KB, 720x537, 1354559571249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:11:15 2018 No.10516571 >>10515305 goddamn

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:11:19 2018 No.10516572 >>10515595 theyre called cherry tomatoes for a reason dipshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:12:27 2018 No.10516576 File: 35 KB, 486x421, 1410997161642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10515544 I can admit it doesn't look good and might taste bad, but I do like bad food and want to try it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:13:28 2018 No.10516585 File: 63 KB, 600x449, 1410719316935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:14:29 2018 No.10516590 File: 254 KB, 637x733, 1346575994862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:15:14 2018 No.10516594 >>10516539 I'm sure I've been here longer than you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:16:13 2018 No.10516596 >>10516482 yeah idk even what that guy meant, doesnt make any sense

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:17:05 2018 No.10516600 >>10516594 I've been here since the early days of TTTRrRRuUUUMMP posting. I bet you came after the (((mmeeddddiiiiaaaaa))) made 4chan mainstream

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:23:00 2018 No.10516628 >>10516600 Long enough to know that's b8.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:26:29 2018 No.10516642 File: 100 KB, 525x600, 1325270141464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10516628 >>10516600 >>10516594 calm down, kids I hope you never know what it's like to be here for 13 years. But you will. I promise you will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:27:51 2018 No.10516645 >>10512390 This sounds like legit severe OCD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:28:31 2018 No.10516648 >>10516642 Nice try buttlord.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:29:49 2018 No.10516653 File: 124 KB, 969x594, 1409855113492.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:35:07 2018 No.10516674 >>10515305 Literally looks like fresh horseshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:45:17 2018 No.10516699 File: 39 KB, 287x490, HulkChocSyrup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10515305 Those were simpler days

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:45:25 2018 No.10516700 >>10516498 Some trendy hipster restaurant thinks they're clever because they're serving deconstructed mimosas, as far as I can tell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:47:57 2018 No.10516709 >>10514769 What is the minimum amount of pours you would need to get an equal amount in both glasses?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:49:55 2018 No.10516716 File: 795 KB, 900x1273, 1521508645869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:51:18 2018 No.10516725 >>10510446 This Presentation is important but I hate this pretentious shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:51:29 2018 No.10516726 >>10516700 >>10516709 Right, I see, thanks (Isn't it impossible to exacly balance both though?)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:51:40 2018 No.10516727 >>10515572 This photo has gotta be 15 years old. 90% chance she/it is dead by now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:52:28 2018 No.10516730 >>10516727 >15 years old maybe 7

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:53:04 2018 No.10516734 File: 166 KB, 960x1400, 1518436794586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10510304

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:53:30 2018 No.10516736 File: 56 KB, 1245x334, 1452114331593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:54:49 2018 No.10516739 >>10514254 This is the civic duty of all Europeans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:56:09 2018 No.10516747 >>10516645 more like unemployment and obesity

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:57:10 2018 No.10516753 >>10516747 Which you'll probably end up with by having severe OCD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:00:53 2018 No.10516770 >>10516736 Kinda wish my father did that, he just got red in the face and would almost cry and throw tantrums over not having legitimate tea spoons and absurd portion sizes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:01:00 2018 No.10516773 >>10515334 "enjoy hot or cold"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:02:23 2018 No.10516778 >>10515860 I once knew a dude who froze a pack a sausages and tried to separate them by holding the pack in his hand a stabbing at it. He put a blade right through his palm just like this. Pretty smart guy otherwise but god damn that was stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:02:38 2018 No.10516779 >>10516770 Based dad. Cry more, roastie

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:05:26 2018 No.10516792 File: 52 KB, 515x515, pancakes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10516753 whatever bud

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:06:14 2018 No.10516798 >>10516792 Shut the damn hell up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:06:59 2018 No.10516802 File: 130 KB, 500x375, 1412842691006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10516798 k m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:07:53 2018 No.10516806 >>10516779 Based how? He legit would tear up and scream about tea spoons and how his tantrums use to get him somewhere in restaurants.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:10:17 2018 No.10516817

>>10516726
It's possible, just time-consuming. While someone smarter than me could come up with the equations to minimize the number of pours, you could brute force the problem by pouring stuff back and forth for a while. Assuming that the turbulence from pouring is enough to mix things well, you would pour OJ into the champagne glass until it's pretty full, then pour from that glass back to the juice. Repeat until both glasses are functionally identical.

Alternatively, get brunch somewhere that isn't this fucking desperate to seem cool and different.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:17:50 2018 No.10516843
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>>10510446
Yep. It's the same shit as painting. It exaggerates a few aspects of a good piece of art to ridiculous levels to the point that it's tasteless (heh) and kind of embarrassing to look at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:33:10 2018 No.10516899 >>10516806 That's based as fuck, you're just salty and distorting the real version of events because you'r mommy poisoned you against him. He is alpha as fuck, nobody fucks up his food and gets away with it. Nobody.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:36:31 2018 No.10516910 >>10516806 >Being this easy to bait Whew, lad. I didn't realize reddit was sending you fucks over so frequently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 00:29:58 2018 No.10517168 >>10515587 >の That's Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 00:52:58 2018 No.10517248 >>10516657 Holy shit this is fucking incredible

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:23:41 2018 No.10517363 >>10515516 I also want to find the source for this. As far as I can tell, none of the archives which include /ck/ go back far enough for this post. Somebody please provide assistance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:31:38 2018 No.10517400 >>10515324 nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:36:17 2018 No.10517423 >>10516661 damn, we'll never know how to make it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:40:46 2018 No.10517436 >>10517168 I don't think that's a no, it's a sort of bullet or artwork i doubt you can find anything like this in japan. china surely. also wtf is putting corn in a sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:44:50 2018 No.10517449 >>10516716 Is that girl suppose to be someone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:45:55 2018 No.10517453 >>10517449 >he doesn't know about the ramen

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:46:46 2018 No.10517459 >>10517453 Let him get REMINDED

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:46:55 2018 No.10517461 >>10516798 >t. obese welfare recipient

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:47:31 2018 No.10517465 >>10517453 I know about sundae ramen I'm asking about the cute girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:48:50 2018 No.10517471 >>10515516 >>10517363 Alex Grey

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 01:56:41 2018 No.10517498 >>10516561 I literally had an uncontrollable urge to say, out loud, "what is wrong with you?" when I saw this webm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:13:35 2018 No.10517550 >>10517436 You're right, it seems it's actually from Taiwan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:21:29 2018 No.10517582 >>10515572 I guess pointing out the Cheez Its is just to put the word "cheese" in people's heads?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:21:43 2018 No.10517584 File: 72 KB, 1024x545, 1517294921665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10516699 >tfw remembering playing n64 and drinking this where has the time gone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:28:05 2018 No.10517612 File: 12 KB, 300x245, deconstructed_water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:32:03 2018 No.10517632 File: 481 KB, 225x225, wot.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10515389 >celery

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:42:30 2018 No.10517674 File: 34 KB, 300x300, thinking hotdog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10513006 >burning calories in itself doesn't produce any heat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:44:12 2018 No.10517682 >>10515305 Nilbog cuisine

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:59:35 2018 No.10517738 >>10515305 literal duck shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:02:41 2018 No.10517750 File: 2.86 MB, 1280x720, splash.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10516499

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:07:38 2018 No.10517772 File: 44 KB, 400x400, tip with a rip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10516736

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:10:29 2018 No.10517777 >>10517772 Do Americans Really Think That's Where the Vagina is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:03:01 2018 No.10517924 File: 63 KB, 1092x1182, hortons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:05:12 2018 No.10517926 >>10517924 Do Canadians really shit themselves at Tim Horton's?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:07:51 2018 No.10517936 File: 73 KB, 600x450, 1491079305906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:08:02 2018 No.10517939 >>10517750 What the fuck? What is this man made of?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:09:09 2018 No.10517943 File: 2.90 MB, 480x360, 1513186664857.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:09:31 2018 No.10517945 who has worse humor threads /ck/ or /his/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:12:51 2018 No.10517957 >>10514257 TIPTOPKEK

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:22:53 2018 No.10517988 >>10515734 LOOK AT THIS DUDE WAIT TIL YOU SEE THE OH NONONONONONONO >AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:30:09 2018 No.10517998 File: 279 KB, 612x677, suomi apustaja3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10515324

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:34:13 2018 No.10518003 >>10517945 /sci/ for sure

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:34:27 2018 No.10518004 >>10517777 Checked. Yanks call thier ass a fanny mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 05:22:32 2018 No.10518100 File: 183 KB, 1931x1855, 1517181398567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10516304 >Girth by Peni S.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 05:26:00 2018 No.10518110 >>10510304 Not gonna lie, that looks fucking tasty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 05:35:43 2018 No.10518133 >>10517750 Whole Lotta Lava

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 05:45:24 2018 No.10518152 >>10517939 His hand was wet. The melted metal is so hot that it insta-evaporates the water on his hand and forms some sort of barrier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 05:51:31 2018 No.10518163 >>10518152 So basically like a dangerous chemistry experiment where something like the Lichtenfeld (sp?) effect caused the lava to quickly slide off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 06:45:50 2018 No.10518251 >>10517943 >Doesn't wear gloves I'm not eating that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 06:51:43 2018 No.10518267 >>10514769 Looks like standard mimosa makings. I like that it's DIY.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:04:08 2018 No.10518279 >/ck/ >humour Pick one

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:23:44 2018 No.10518319 >>10516716 Why is she stuttering?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:33:01 2018 No.10518337 File: 73 KB, 700x933, aERoejM_700b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:34:05 2018 No.10518338 File: 179 KB, 1024x771, Kafka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10518163 >>10517939 Leidenfrost effect

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:35:07 2018 No.10518339 File: 403 KB, 900x1200, 1475177342200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:36:28 2018 No.10518343 File: 266 KB, 1920x731, 1471287190746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:41:21 2018 No.10518349 File: 107 KB, 624x431, 41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:01:18 2018 No.10518377 >>10515734 his name was robert paulson

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:03:02 2018 No.10518382 >>10518251 smart, seeing that it's rubber

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:10:55 2018 No.10518396 >>10517612 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:13:26 2018 No.10518400 File: 859 KB, 1336x4460, ramen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10516716

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:26:27 2018 No.10518426 >>10518400 I think we should retire this one, it's not funny anymore :/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:28:41 2018 No.10518432 >>10514257 >>10516304 Holy fuck my stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:29:09 2018 No.10518434 >>10518426 I saw the thread when it was made and knew it was stupid. For some reason it even gets posted on other boards and people freak out. It's just dumb

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:50:12 2018 No.10518477 >>10516251 imagine taking a shit in peace and suddenly this little fucker walk in an growls at you

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:02:00 2018 No.10518509
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>>10517936
That pic was so cute and wholesome until I found out the stupid whore has posed for another fifty of her staring at pizzas. Fucking millenials, man. No sincerity left in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:05:03 2018 No.10518519 >>10516700 >Deconstructed mimosa I'm a fat retard and today is my first day on /ck/ What the hell does "Deconstructed mimosa" mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:07:10 2018 No.10518523 >>10518519 Google "mimosa" and then lookup "deconstructed" in the dictionary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:08:56 2018 No.10518529 >>10516817 That would make it "good enough" for sure, but I think mathematically there's no way to reach the exact proportion on both, even if you can get arbitrarily close.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:09:35 2018 No.10518533 >>10516600 >I've been here since the early days of TTTRrRRuUUUMMP Lurk more newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:15:16 2018 No.10518543 >>10518523 I mean why is a restaurant serving this? It's orange juice in a cup and then alcohol, that's not actually a recipe

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:17:43 2018 No.10518547 >>10518543 Ah, because they're pretentious assholes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:24:01 2018 No.10518562 >>10518547 Is this a popular thing going on, or just one pretentious restaurant?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:27:28 2018 No.10518573 >>10518529 Pour out the orange juice til there's half a glass left. Top it up with champagne. Easy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:28:15 2018 No.10518575 >>10518562 I've seen many doing this kind of crap. Like serving beer or drinks in mason jars, ridiculous plating and meme dishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:29:18 2018 No.10518579 >>10518573 What I meant is having the same proportion of champagne and juice on both glasses, without wasting anything or using a third container. Only allowed move is to pour from glass A to glass B or viceversac

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:31:58 2018 No.10518587 >>10518579 Well that's just fucking gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:35:29 2018 No.10518596 File: 88 KB, 500x666, e8a5c1b83894ff3a764eed394706b761e7d9d6a7033c1b847ffc63b72e7ec59b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10518587 I'm sorry friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:36:27 2018 No.10518600 >>10511656 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:39:23 2018 No.10518605 >>10516487 Don't worry, the average IQ of Mozambique is 64

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:52:57 2018 No.10518627 >>10515554 where can i buy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:03:15 2018 No.10518646 >>10518426 Never was

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:08:53 2018 No.10518668 >>10516561 isn't that from girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:10:00 2018 No.10518673 >>10518343 knorr stock pot

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:11:35 2018 No.10518677 >>10518596 how the fuck should I know how well that stuff mixes from a single pour? I would guess you would need at least 4

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:13:08 2018 No.10518682 >>10517750 Do NOT go to war against slavs.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:16:45 2018 No.10518693

>>10518677
Assume it mixes perfectly, it's still impossible. You start with a (strictly) higher concentration of orange on the orange glass, and any pour you make maintains that property, so they never reach equilibrium. Of course that's just the theory, a few pours would be good enough and you can find some other glass too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:16:53 2018 No.10518694 >>10518319 She's shy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:17:59 2018 No.10518701 >>10518668 Is it? Why do you know this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:21:00 2018 No.10518708 >>10517498 ha ha good post my friend

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:41:37 2018 No.10518760

>>10518693
good enough? why are you demanding they be the same exact proportion? do you think every drink maintains the same exact, to-the-decimal proportion every time its made? the differences you'd get from the two drinks after pouring back and forth a few times is the same level of variance you'd find if the bartender made the same drink twice. stop overthinking it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:56:24 2018 No.10518971 >>10518701 thats the only hot one and i like screaming at fat worthless whores(house arrest sucks)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:09:10 2018 No.10519011 >>10515377 >the baking horn Oh god the memories, I'm in tears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:16:12 2018 No.10519039 >>10512381 >other restaurants, not so much That ones the killer for me, no troll could have possibly come up with that just to sound dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:46:49 2018 No.10519132 >>10517943 >handstand and then immediately taking the dough into that hand

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:33:29 2018 No.10519335 >>10515377 >Effective at simulating a giant tarantula skittering up your neck SON OF A BICH! AAAAAAH!!!!! NOW I can't stop thinking about it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:45:59 2018 No.10519384 File: 19 KB, 279x261, IMG_2802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10512381

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:48:18 2018 No.10519397 >>10511828 at least skin it wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:49:00 2018 No.10519618 >>10515377 Where would I be without my bread horn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:49:05 2018 No.10519619 >>10516661 >lost thirty pounds damn it really is healthy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:53:34 2018 No.10519630 >>10516653 It was a simpler time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:54:26 2018 No.10519632 >>10517943 I want mine gluten free

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:06:47 2018 No.10519676 >>10518349 I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:16:46 2018 No.10519712 File: 619 KB, 780x617, right wing numale.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10514257 HAHA BASED!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:51:11 2018 No.10519840 >>10518349 here's your 'you'

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:54:30 2018 No.10520115 >>10515678 >Loss

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 17:15:55 2018 No.10520189 >>10516657 Anyone know if there is a follow up?

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 17:41:03 2018 No.10520280

>>10512918
I'm adore cold, I always have my window open, all year around, only close it when it reaches -25C or colder, and I take cold showers every day.
what this does is in fact not something good if you've got a fair amount of fat on your body.
It will start converting white fat into the more compact brown fat (which is produced when the body is cold), and brown fat is a lot harder to lose than white fat + it goes into your body, attaches itself in crevices etc instead of extending outwards like white fat.
only positive thing with brown fat is that you don't look as fat since it is more compact and it keeps your body warm, otherwise it's a lot worse than white fat, I've been outside shoveling snow in -20C wearing nothing but boxers and a tshirt without feeling cold, a little bit on my feet since I had been standing in snow but otherwise I had no problem with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 17:51:31 2018 No.10520333 >>10520280 I've always wanted that kind of seal look, hard-packed muscle covered in hard-packed fat

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:00:50 2018 No.10520374 >>10519712 t. burger king site manager

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:01:25 2018 No.10520378 >>10511828 It's probably still got intestines full of batshit and insect parts

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:04:48 2018 No.10520391

>>10518543
Yeah, it's deconstruction.
It makes some sense for a meringue lemon pie for example, if the chef think the 3 ingredients are good both on their own and mixed together. Also it means you can't have one of the ingredients of lower quality "hidden" in a pie, everything has to be good.
Then it turned into a meme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:06:02 2018 No.10520401 File: 1.90 MB, 1920x1080, 1495319378201.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:11:34 2018 No.10520420 >>10515377 >chicken little alternate ending i keked out loud at that one

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:18:59 2018 No.10520445 >>10517943 I'm only hearing freestlyer

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:39:47 2018 No.10520537 >>10515516 It's a zucchini, not a celery. Hope this helps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:58:24 2018 No.10520603 File: 73 KB, 304x468, shub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10518519 >Mimosa >Orange juice and sparkling wine/champagne >Deconstructed >Not put together for you, so you have to put it together yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:02:33 2018 No.10520617 >>10516572 no, those are cherries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:54:21 2018 No.10520823 File: 46 KB, 422x353, utter_disgust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10518343 >spot blini kot >kot is ginger or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:26:09 2018 No.10520934 >>10520401 ITS YER UNCLE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:50:13 2018 No.10521018 >>10518400 >>10518426 i've made "dessert ramen" before as a prototype for an animu club event. not that level of fuckery but it's possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:03:55 2018 No.10521080 File: 26 KB, 271x226, cookind.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10518338 what is kafkaesque about this >>10518339 >not eating raccoon amerimutts in the south do it all the time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:07:28 2018 No.10521091 >>10515803 lol

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:10:16 2018 No.10521098

>>10520391
even in non-meme foods, "deconstructed" dishes are usually shittier than their closest non-deconstructed cousin

e.g. which would you rather have, a salad made with hamburger bits and untoasted croutions because "muh deconstructed burger", or just a fucking normal caesar with bacon bits or a shepherd's pie or something?

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:10:26 2018 No.10521101

>>10516561
I dated an anorexic who pulled shit like this a lot. I used to say "anything to keep the weight off honey!" to tease her but I think it contributed to her self esteem issues and probably could have been considered emotional abuse but she did suck dick pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:12:56 2018 No.10521111 >>10517777 bongs OUT

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:15:23 2018 No.10521128 >>10516237 >this white

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:15:28 2018 No.10521129 >>10515678 Why the fuck is he eating it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:16:14 2018 No.10521131 >>10514769 Give me two straws.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:20:35 2018 No.10521152 >>10517924 what the hell, where did this come from wanna go to that tim hortons

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:21:55 2018 No.10521163 File: 117 KB, 620x349, tim house.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10521152 >>10517924

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:25:22 2018 No.10521180

>>10516482
>>10516596
he probably meant espresso-based drinks like lattes and cappuccinos. he also talks about diluting it with water so it's probably not espresso itself but the drinks made with it

if you go to shitty chain cafes like starbucks or second cup, he's not wrong, those things are basically just glasses of milk with whipped cream on top

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:28:14 2018 No.10521189 File: 437 KB, 456x427, confusedgrunt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10521163

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:41:44 2018 No.10521239
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>>10517924
seriously this is obviously fake and all but it's my fetish, is this vandalism, is this off of someone's tumblr, source me up homie i need to fap

why they used bambino teddies is beyond me though, i guess the brown of the teddy bears fits with the restaurant's earth toned and red color scheme but I've always felt that the teddies one was the laziest design

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:46:49 2018 No.10521265 >>10520189 There is no followup

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:12:59 2018 No.10521383 >>10517584 You drank chocolate syrup? How far are you now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:40:50 2018 No.10521494 >>10521080 classic

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:45:30 2018 No.10521519 >>10515305 this is an optical illusion, it looks like the goop is moving around when you move your head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:45:40 2018 No.10521521 >>10521101 >she did suck dick pretty good Dude, she was starving.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:57:42 2018 No.10521548 >>10520401 >weird al always good for a sensible lel

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:00:00 2018 No.10521553

>>10517777
Please refrain from making Australian shitposts on this board. 4Chan is an American website, and although we tolerate your kind here, you are guests in our house and are expected to show a modicum of respect when posting. I hope this cleared a few things up for you. Thank you for your time bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:16:47 2018 No.10521604 >>10516378 Those are the only two places on earth besides 'nam and the soviet union

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:19:02 2018 No.10521609 >>10517750 It looks like it doesn't stick to him so the heat doesn't transfer and it cool as he slaps it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:20:20 2018 No.10521613 >>10518509 just how lonely are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:30:54 2018 No.10521644 >>10521613 nobody has to be lonely for her to be a whore

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:49:50 2018 No.10521725 File: 863 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20171103-133126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:15:08 2018 No.10522036

>>10515734
Avocados are so soft that a butter knife will suffice, and even if you want to use a sharp knife anyway the pit is also soft enough that you can push the knife into it by pressing. I can't imagine what would push a person to use so much force on an avocado.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 03:16:02 2018 No.10522374 >>10518337 XD!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 04:16:21 2018 No.10522512 >>10514257 >>10516304 Where is this from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 04:23:55 2018 No.10522531 >>10516561 The reason why I don't watch cooking shows. "Is that an overcooked (insert expensive food here) ? Too bad it's going to the bin"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 04:32:47 2018 No.10522559 >>10521101 Did she swallow?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 04:41:47 2018 No.10522590 >>10518426 But it's a girl. On /ck/ it was a miracle for the virgins to gaze such a beautiful creature making her creations on this board

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 04:49:39 2018 No.10522608 >>10518343 Whos is the second from left? Looks like phillipa sibley

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 04:51:57 2018 No.10522611 >>10522608 Who

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 05:09:46 2018 No.10522649 >>10522559 underrated

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 05:24:06 2018 No.10522675 >>10514769 I thought those were egg yolks and whites.

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 05:56:02 2018 No.10522723

>>10521098
I'd rather have a good deconstructed dish than a shitty one, constructed or not. Untoasted toasts, unless I have a toaster on the dinner table (and someone to tell me what's this toaster model's setting for my personal preferred level of toasting), is obviously crap.
The point is that it's harder to make a good deconstructed anything than a constructed one, so it puts the bar higher. Of course it means some chefs will shoot themselves in the foot if they fail at understanding they're supposed to cook good food, not 9gag memes. But it will just force good chefs to be at their best.

Also deconstruct desserts, not starters, so that people know if the chef's an idiot before ordering.

And also steak tartare are usually served "deconstructed" so that people can do their own seasoning, and nobody ever complained about that (I mean, beside the raw meat and raw egg.)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 07:20:24 2018 No.10522894 >>10514824 The ones that want to go to jail where rabid muslims will kill them do.

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 07:25:28 2018 No.10522906
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>>10522723
>untoasted toasts
>having a toaster on table
>need someone to tell them how to toast a toast
>"deconstructed" memery
>Good deconstruction
>tartare as deconstruction example

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 07:42:18 2018 No.10522952

>>10510446
>>10516725
>>10516843
>I'm poor, live in the suburbs and am deeply envious of wealthy people. To validate my ego, I LARP on 4chan about how experiences I can't afford suck.
Fine dining is amazing. Sometimes it's pretentious, but more often than not it's great. You guys are fucking losers. Get a job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 10:11:04 2018 No.10523338 File: 19 KB, 220x220, jew_basic[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10510304 welp dumbarse me thought it was attempt at doing a food presentation of the happy merchant

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 10:51:46 2018 No.10523452 File: 885 KB, 1200x3373, 1474933485653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 10:52:51 2018 No.10523454 File: 780 KB, 1440x1920, FAYE REAGAN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 11:41:30 2018 No.10523621 >>10523452 Wonder how many virgins bought these just to stick their dick in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:12:09 2018 No.10523745 >>10515532 why is this reddit meme making it to /ck/ now

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 14:13:27 2018 No.10524204 >>10516500 Just leave god damn

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 17:02:18 2018 No.10524776

>>10522906
I've used enough toasters to know it's never the same setting for a given level of toasting. It's not a problem doing some trial and error when I buy a new toaster, but if some restaurant gives me the option to select the level of toasting of my toast I'd rather avoid it.

What's the problem with tartare?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 17:35:09 2018 No.10524885 >>10518339 raccoon it is then, i'm not paying $20 for snake meat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 18:13:03 2018 No.10525039 >>10520401 Abstract but consice

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 19:35:12 2018 No.10525251 >>10522608 Rachel khoo

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 20:32:26 2018 No.10525420 >>10521129 Because that's like $100 he just dropped onto the ground.

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