Devilish kitchen habits

[Anonymous No.10510036]

Hello food workers of this board, what are some unethical or slightly devilish things/habits that you regularly do while working in the food industry?

I have a few of my own to share

>Be me
>Work serving and preparing food at a pretty classy movie theater
>Almost never wash hands
>Even after poo poo time
>Have on more than one occasion gotten actual shit on my hand wiping my ass
>just wipe it off on another toilet paper wad/on the toilet seat and go back to work
>Will go 10 hour shifts and not wash my hands once during them

[Anonymous No.10510063]

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[Anonymous No.10510096]

>>10510063
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.10510111]

>>10510063
Back to l e d d i t with you.
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[Anonymous No.10510123]

>>10510036
>be sandwich shop worker
>constant cletus and niggers come in with attitude and superiority complex, always shit talk them back, make fun of their orders, etc
>drop food if I'm in the back of house prepping and pick it back up as nothing happened
>if I encounter a rude customer I excuse myself quickly into the back room and swipe my hand down my unwiped dingle berry asshole and make their sandwich
>when working back house never wash my hands after break
>always have a huge shit eating grin on my face when the customer thinks they're right after giving me attitude
>mfw I know they're eating my poo poo fecal remanence

[Anonymous No.10510135]

>>10510096
>>10510111
Sorry he ruined your thread, OP. Just stop frogposting like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.10510142]

>>10510135
Try again

[Anonymous No.10510145]

>>10510123
>>10510123
Continued
>never take off work while sick and constantly sneeze around the food when customers are not in the store
>Purposely undercook chicken at 150 internal temp and never use separate cutting boards
>never cleaned the ice machine with visible mold
>never wash hands after handling raw meat
>don't kill any bugs if I see them
>be vomiting or have diarrhea and never once took the day off
>if I see minorities I purposely do everything twice as slow

[Anonymous No.10510152]

Op here here's another

>Constantly making hot dogs and pretzels and nachos in back of kitchen
>Drop at least one of each on the floor usually on purpose because people here are cunts
>I have never seen the floor washed, crusted shit everywhere, sticky spots, etc
>Pick up food and out it in the oven/ wrap it up and serve it like no big deal
>People actually say "mmm this is good you guys have great hot dogs!"
>Shit eating grin the entire time knowing they're literally eating off the most disgusting floor I ever saw.

[Anonymous No.10510154]

I used to be a waiter. I would silently judge all of my customers and mock them behind their back with other coworkers

[Anonymous No.10510155]

>>10510142
No need to get so upset, OP.

[Anonymous No.10510160]

>>10510155
Here's your last (you) don't spend it all in one place!

[Anonymous No.10510167]

>>10510145
>if I see minorities I purposely do everything twice as slow
Was gonna call you a shitbag until I got to this part. We used to add extra butter to every Indians vegan meal

[Anonymous No.10510186]

>>10510160
Oh since you've begged for it you can have one more, OP. Now seriously, quit bein' so angry!

[Anonymous No.10510293]

>>10510167
I do the same, they stink up my place and are loud and uppity as fuck

[Anonymous No.10510298]

boy this thread is shocking and offensive

[Anonymous No.10510303]

While at uni I worked at a major pizza chain on weekends and when it got busy I'd be sweating buckets and deliberately hold my head over the pizza as I was assembling and cutting letting the big, greasy sweat drops fall on the pizzas. If someone demanded a remake, I'd reach down and scratch my sweaty balls before assembling. Both always gave me a perverted erotic thrill.

[Anonymous No.10510452]

Not necessarily food related but I decide which theaters in the kinoplex play which shows, and I always put popular ones in the far back during the weekdays because I know it'll be old people and fatties coming to see them then and I chuckle a bit having them struggle to walk all the way down the hallway to their theater. Had an old lady fall once, she was ok but it was funny as fuck

[Anonymous No.10510597]

at home i dont wash my pots or pans every time because fuck it, i know what was on there, it cant be that bad

when i worked at a breakfast place as a general kitchen aide, in the summer months when I'd get too hot I'd pretend to be getting something from downstairs and just hide in the fridge. I would also look at cute sfw furry images on my phone to cheer myself up like the urban legend of soldiers putting pictures of kids and dogs in their hats or helmets to look at during parades when they remove headdress

I would often steal half-cooked sausages and eat them raw and cold out of the fridge whenever i went down to actually get anything (to avoid going overboard, i set myself the rule of only stealing when I'd genuinely been sent down for something)

>>10510142
>phoneposter
you need to get gassed and bombed

[Anonymous No.10510626]

sometimes when im mashing potatoes sweat drips off my head into the pot. once or twice ive handled cooked food after touching raw fish without washing my hands

not very devilish

i worked in a food factory before and seen some pretty gross shit there

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.10510793]

>>10510597

>I would also look at cute sfw furry images on my phone

I used to do this at my accounting internship

I'd keep my phone propped up against a bottle on my desk and look at it occasionally

got a fur affinity?

you should +watch me :3c

[Anonymous No.10511086]

>muslim asks if there's pork in the chili
>"No, 100% beef"
>mfw there's pork in the chili

[Anonymous No.10511101]

>>10510123
>>10510145
fucking kek, any more?

[Anonymous No.10511132]

>>10511086
Fucking hell. What's your beef?

[Anonymous No.10511154]

>>10511086
There's a loophole where it isn't counted as a sin if they're unaware it's pork. You just made his day more convenient.

[Anonymous No.10511160]

>>10511132
Mixed with pork, it seems.

[Anonymous No.10511219]

>>10510036
I almost never use soap for dishes.

If you rinse with warm water immediately after use, there's no reason to use soap. Unless you're a fucking AIDS patient.

[Anonymous No.10511231]

>>10511086
I do this as a Hindu because I know white people are going to serve me free beef

it's fuckin great

[Anonymous No.10512065]

I fucking love these threads