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10504527 No.10504527 [Reply] [Original]

why am i supposed to put condiments on my hotdogs and burgers?

>> No.10504545

because it feels right

>> No.10504547

>>10504527
because a plain hot dog is bland as fucking shit

>> No.10504580

>>10504527
Why wouldn't you?

>> No.10505507

>>10504527
Because you've been conditioned to buy snouts and anuses in a synthetic casing and slap it on an enriched white flour bun and need something to mask the taste.

>> No.10505590

>>10505507
underage B&

>> No.10505597
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>>10504527
Because hotdogs are a chili, cheese, mustard, and onion delivery device.

>> No.10505600

>>10504527
You don't have to do anything you don't want to. Except eat at all, I guess, and even then you can starve to death if that's really what you're into.

>> No.10505602

why must I put a meat on my condiments

>> No.10505606 [DELETED] 

>>10505597
>soyboy-dog
I'll pass

>> No.10505633

>>10505507
>snouts and anuses
Was this ever proven? Or is it another ancient meme like "haha taco bell, mAN I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AFTER THAT"

>> No.10505637

>>10505633
Anus meat gives that nice tangy snap we've all come to expect from a hot dog

>> No.10507336

>>10504527
anyone here ever dry rub a hot dog before grilling?

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>>10507336
>dry rubbing something in a casing

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>>10507336
>tfw no girlfriend to dryrub me

>> No.10507430

>>10505637
I have legitimately seen a kung fu movie where an old Chinese lady gets pissed at a young boy/ kung fu student stealing her chicken butts. She says it multiple times. This is straight-to-video, old school Hong Kong kung fu. Given shit I've seen working in a Chinese restaurant I liked, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if they got the translation right.