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What does it taste like?

>> No.10498381

>>10498376
A regular burger, but just painful when you swallow it.

>> No.10498383

>>10498376
Probably better than your fingernails.

>> No.10498384
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>>10498376
i get the meme and all but "pain" is just french for "bread" and ive actually had IMPs before and the bread in them is incredibly dense but it tastes pretty good.

>> No.10498386

>>10498376
It tastes like pain, obviously.

>> No.10498390

NICE

>> No.10498408
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10498408

Only the finest bun puns in this thread.

>> No.10498416

>>10498383
>your
You don't instantly recognise whose hand that is?

>> No.10498437

>>10498376
Had this in a bong ORP.
It's fucking dense, almost like pound cake dense.

>> No.10498443

>>10498416
No, why should I?

>> No.10498450

>>10498443
You are an uncultured swine, but maybe you can be redeemed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mGYKl8mrlE

>> No.10498457

>>10498376
Delicious but ONLY if you're a big guy

>> No.10498460

>>10498450
Nah.
You tube 'celebrities' are for kids and faggots.
That whole site is milleniel cancer.

>> No.10498466

>>10498437
>Had this in a bong ORP.
why are you using canadian produced and branded bread in bong ration packs?

whatever, i guess it's not that strange -- some of the IMPs i got had chinese nescafe in them instead of brown/tan sachets of generic instant coffee with a maple leaf on it. same for desserts, instead of some weird everlasting crumble dish or something it was straight up just an ancient Snickers. maybe they make special ones for training purposes or something that use cheaper perishables, but at that rate why not just issue box lunches

>> No.10498479

>>10498376
it would be extremely painful

>> No.10498485

>>10498466
ORPs have stuff from all over the world.
Cheese and Jalapeño from USA, bog roll made in Italy, weird fruit grains from NZ.
Only the main meals are produced in the uk.
A lot of NATO countries have common items in their ration packs.

>> No.10498487

>>10498460
Yeah, it's not cool and underground like 4chan, where the Big Dawgs hang out.

>> No.10498491
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>>10498485
Quebec proves its supremacy yet again then, feeding not only the whole of the CF but some of the bongs as well

>> No.10498495
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10498495

>>10498376

>> No.10498502

>>10498487
I doubt 4Chan has been considered underground since 2014.
Too much media interest.

>> No.10498507

>>10498491
Well technically CF belong to the British in a convoluted kind of way.

>> No.10498508
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10498508

>>10498491
*When there ARE roads
t.anarcho-prescriptivist

>> No.10498534

>>10498450
Oh god, that guy. Yeah, no, I don't go around remembering every youtube fag's fingers, but I've seen a few of his videos.

>> No.10498544

>>10498460
>>10498534
cross site posters disgust me

>> No.10498561

>>10498544
You're the youtube celeb fan, not us.

>> No.10498592

>can't discuss video game on /v/
>can't discuss tv shows on /tv/
>can't discuss foodon /ck/

>> No.10498594

>>10498491
They let that abomination of a poutine MRE get approved, I can't support them.

>> No.10498597

>>10498592
If you actively post on /v/ or /tv/ you deserve all you get, cancer merchant.

>> No.10498598

>>10498561
A few youtubers get a pass, retard.
Steve1989 and Ross Scott being two of them

>> No.10498609

>>10498598
YouTube is normie tier and all these so called 'celebrities' are just fodder for millenials and other visual learners.

>> No.10498613

>>10498609
So what SHOULD I be into, kind anon? What's some Real Shit these days?
Posting soy-guzzling Wojacks?

>> No.10498624

>>10498502

You must be new, 4chan hasnt been underground since 2008

>> No.10498640

>>10498597
I only come here, you sperging youtube mongoloid. Get your fucking head out of your ass with your idiotic meme channels. Nobody cares. Go fuck up another board with your stupid memes.

>> No.10498648

>>10498598
>everything is bad, b-but not my favs celebs of course.
Yeah, go drink some bleach, fucking fanboy.

>> No.10498656
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but it's just the bun
or was that the catch and I fell into some boring meme?

anyway, never heard of the guy, he's a bit over the reviewbrah level I s'pose
something about those meals and how everything is packaged makes me sad, not like omg the waste, but it's like they're made to make soldiers feel better when eating, and the poor souls are probably gonna die hours afterwards or eat their meal next to some guy with some awful infected wound

I'm most curious about the coffee really

>> No.10498682

>>10498613
>X Factor
>Kardashians
>Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
I feel all of these would be up your street.
Not stuff you have to think about too much.

>> No.10498685

>>10498376
Do Europeans really eat this?

>> No.10498730

>>10498685
>Canadians
>Europeans

>> No.10498734

>>10498682
That sure sounds easier to process than a guy talking at length about what kind of field rations people got during the World Wars, and why. Thanks, anon!

>> No.10498737

>>10498730
???

>> No.10498748

>>10498685
OBSE--ah no wait, you're so retarded you're probably a mutt

>> No.10498758

>>10498737
huh?

>> No.10498760

>>10498748
>>10498758
Do Brits really do this?

>> No.10498768

>>10498685
Yep, pretty much standard in most of Europe aside from Greece.

>> No.10498772
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>>10498760
OBSESS--no, still not right
keep going anon you almost got dis you're getting close

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>>10498507
>there are royalists here in this thread, right now, live
delete your account and your self please. not my queen. praise gretzky

>> No.10499004

>>10498772
I just wanted (You)s
I rotate which countries to bait with each hour

>> No.10499065

>>10498936
Fuck I just got out of a /his/ thread full of edgy monarchists

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>>10498376

>> No.10499083

>>10498450
Fuck off, talentless attention whore enabler

>> No.10499093

>>10498376
Try it out and tell us you fucking faggot survery boi.

>> No.10499276
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10499276

>>10498460

>> No.10499306

>>10499065
As opposed to you wearing around pleather jackets with little As in circles?

>> No.10499339

>>10499306
I only have a small button on my backpack to be honest

>> No.10499359
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10499359

>>10498460
Social media influencers are a fucking disease. They most of their "content" is just shilling merchandise or other garbage. No wonder why they're the source for corporate jewry.

>> No.10499420

>>10499276
Fucking hobbits, I always have had a hard time reading tolkien w/o getting distracted by the hairy feet although the food descriptions are goat af. Thanks for the fap material anyway.

>> No.10499614

>>10499339
I believe you, really I do. If that's all you own then why to say trump is a fuck and promote shillary so much? Some stupid marches might get you laid by stupid hippy chicks but that's really all I can see.

>> No.10499623

>>10499339
If you own nothing then you likely don't vote, so why does it matter to you?

>> No.10500490

I'm guessing they're like those super dry crackers in US MREs where you're supposed to put stuff on them.
Thirst provoking/10 thank god they usually come with lemonade mix.

>> No.10500504
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10500504

Applesauce bread or whatever it's called is the best MRE dessert, anybody who disagrees is either lying or braindead and everybody who agrees is a cool guy who I have immense respect for.

>> No.10500548

>>10500504
pound cake you fucking nigger

>> No.10500549

>>10500490
Hardtack?

>> No.10500553

>>10500548
I pounded your wifes cake last night!

>> No.10500560

>>10498376
Those bitter feelings of depression and regret you try to repress by shitposting or getting involved in some sort of hobby as if it will somehow help to distract from the dull and yet somehow ever present ache of knowing that no matter what you will never live up to the dreams you once held when you were young. It tastes like you OP. It tastes like all of us.

>> No.10500561

>>10500548
Alright you're cool too.

>>10500549
Nah, it's more like saltines but 5x as dense and somewhat powdery. On their own, they're nothing special but they're great with the chocolate peanut butter spread.

>> No.10500563

>>10500561
It's hardtack I think.

>> No.10500573
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10500573

>>10500561
Fug forgot pic

>>10500563
I'm pretty sure it isn't. I've made hardtack to go with my coffee, and it's nothing like the current MRE cracker.

>> No.10500598

>tfw MRE serving sizes are just large enough where you really get into it only to finish it and want more

>> No.10500659

>>10498408
fucking underrated

>> No.10500678

>>10500573
Maybe we're both right. Hardtack during other times and different stuff now?

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>>10498457
>>10498479
why are you here?

>> No.10501092

>>10500598
personally I love that MREs have small servings of all different kinds of shit in them
it's like the ADD of prepackaged foods

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10501471

>>10499004
>i was merely pretending

>> No.10501487

>>10498408
The webm had to loop once before I got the joke.

>> No.10501645

>>10498682
>Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
I know you're making a joke but this is kino, it's like a Florentine drama.

>> No.10501679

There should be an MRE called Pootytang, our soldiers might like that.

>> No.10501685

That really is the point, first is not have them there in harms way, second give them stuff that'll them happy like pootytang.

>> No.10501688

Something that'll hopefully make them crack a smile.

>> No.10501840
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>>10501092
maybe simply the act of unpacking stuff makes you feel better, like opening presents or even when you just get your order delivered y'know
I think there was an article saying there's been research on it and that's why we got so used to ordering stuff online and get so excited when it's actually delivered, the feeling is very close to getting presents, even if it's presents that you paid for and are gifted by a bored delivery guy
so then if you have lots of tiny things (that are hopefully decently tasty) you are happier than if it would all come into one big box that you'd open once and that's that
although this way it's more expensive and not all that environmentally friendly but eh

>> No.10501884

>>10501840
USO too. Never forget them, they make sure that our folk remember that's it's just killing.

>> No.10501886

>>10501884
not just... grrr.

>> No.10501887

Current title: The Six Shooter - 1954-03-07 Ep 24 - Cheyenne Express

>> No.10501891

Current title: Gunsmoke - Guns 561202 ep243 Speak To Me Fair

http://s1.voscast.com:8428

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>>10498408
thank you for your post sir

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>>10498450
sad to see people failing to appreciate one of the most positive people on the internet