/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10495644]

Anybody a naturally fast eater? I have always eaten food extremely quickly, unless I am in a restaurant. Doesn't matter how much is on my plate, it gets devoured in minutes.

[Anonymous No.10495647]

Yeah dude I wolf it down why do you ask?

[Anonymous No.10495666]

you could try to chew it, vastly different experience than just swallowing it like this

[Anonymous No.10495671]

>>10495644
this started for me back in middle school. i guess we had alot of kid because by the time i got my food it was nearly time to leave. had to eat like a monster, never really stopped.
>tfw i liked to peel my potato and add butter, sour cream and pepper and by the time i got half way thru the peeling it was time to go

[Anonymous No.10495691]

LOL
yeh everyone looks at me when I eat. Once a coworker actually pulled her plate closer to herself upon witnessing the superior speed at which I consumed my nourishment.

[Anonymous No.10495705]

>>10495666
I do chew my food, at really high speeds.

>>10495671
I've never really felt rushed.

[Anonymous No.10495710]

>>10495644
i eat at like .75 the rate that everyone else eats at for some reason

[Anonymous No.10495731]

I hate wasting time eating, I'd rather get it over with so I can get back to doing something else.

[Anonymous No.10495743]

my stepdad eats like a snail, as a kid he got choked on something and almost died. now it takes him atleast 35 minutes to eat 2 slices of pizza, he has to get up a lot and rewarm shit. i say better quick than slow, that seems a bad way to live.

[Anonymous No.10495748]

>>10495644

[Anonymous No.10495764]

>>10495644
I'm naturally a slow eater. When I eat a meal with other people I have to kick it up a notch in order to finish around the same time everyone else does.

[Anonymous No.10495769]

>>10495764
>everyone is eating and talking
>try to also talk and eat
>end up not eating
>they're done eating and i'm not
never again

[Anonymous No.10495782]

>>10495769
I go as far as to make sure I don't order anything too big or too time-consuming. It sucks because I exercise a lot and I need a decent amount of food at each meal so I'm not hungry again in an hour.

[Anonymous No.10495915]

>>10495748
i dont drink soda man

[Anonymous No.10497447]

>>10495644
>mfw I've literally been dumped for this exact reason

[Anonymous No.10497455]

>>10497447
Damn, getting dumped for your eating speeds. Was probably a good sign though. If your partner got worked up over that, well, things coulda been worse.

[Anonymous No.10497468]

>>10495644
I'm the same way but also at restaurants. I always ask for the check as soon as I'm done too. I feel bad because I know it makes others feel rushed, but sitting in one spot for longer than I have to is hell for me unless I'm playing Vidya or have some other distraction. Going to restaurants in groups always bugs the absolute shit out of me. I'm probably just on the spectrum somewhere.

[Anonymous No.10497473]

>>10497455
She didn't say at the time (she said she was "too busy" (and then started dating again a month later (roasties amirite))), but I found out later. I also chew pretty loud, I don't know how to fix it. You're probably right though

[Anonymous No.10497476]

>>10497468
That cat is female

[Anonymous No.10497483]

>>10497476
How can you tell?

[Anonymous No.10497496]

>>10495644
Yep, I eat really quickly. I think I developed it from working in restaurants where you'd be there for over 12 hours a day and had one meal, but staff meal would normally be at 530 just before service and you'd have to smash it down, then rush back to finish any prep and be ready for service.

[Anonymous No.10497499]

>>10497473
Not trying to sound sarcastic whatsoever, but try chewing with your mouth closed? I don't see how chewing can be noisy unless your mouth is open.

[Anonymous No.10497507]

>>10497499
Of course I chew with my mouth closed, I'm not a fucking mongrel. I think my tongue slaps around in my mouth or something and that's what the noise is

[Anonymous No.10497512]

>>10497507
That's... wild. I guess go slower then?

[Anonymous No.10497530]

>>10495644
I have to inject insulin before eating and that shit makes you RAVENOUS. I have to stretch out my 45 seconds of actual eating with lots of putting my fork down and pretending to care about what my wife says.

[Anonymous No.10497581]

>>10497499
>>10497507
I think it's to do with producing a lot of saliva. My mouth makes a lot of squelching noises when I chew, not much I can do to help it. I find myself having to spit every few seconds when I smoke too.

[Anonymous No.10498444]

>tfw naturally slow eater

[Anonymous No.10498469]

>be in boot camp
>have to eat extremely fast and chug 2 cups of liquids before your table can leave
>drill instructor screaming at you if you take longer than 20 seconds to finish all your food & liquids
>get used to rapidly consuming food, then chugging liquids
>fast forward 8 years
>could never break the habit
>as soon as the waiter delivers the food, ask for the check
>it's gone before they return my card
>totally fine when it's just me and gf
>eating with anyone else, they think I'm rushing the fuck out of them
>tfw forever "rushing" others

[Anonymous No.10498499]

>>10495671
he dindunuthin wrong he a gud boi

[Anonymous No.10498504]

I eat fast to help put on weight as I'm unhealthily skinny.

[Anonymous No.10498526]

>>10495644
>Anybody a naturally fast eater?
What nonsense
Say you have shit parents alongsideshiy upbringing but still have a sense of being superior to the common flea bitten canine, yet still you are wrong about that.
Chewing food is part of a digestive process. Chewing food till liquified before swallowing is how nature intended since the stomach has absolutely zero teeth along with zero salivary glands which sets in motion the digestion process.
Usually folks who dont chew well before swallowing are the same lousy minutemen in bed odd correlation to be sure.

[Anonymous No.10498545]

>>10497483
Calicos are female almost 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.10499545]

>>10497507
>>10497581
I have two friends like you, it's like you fuckers try to chew by swishing the food through your teeth with your cheeks.

[Anonymous No.10500087]

>>10495764
>I'm naturally a slow eater.
Gulag

[Anonymous No.10500412]

>>10498526
This is true I eat really fast and don't last long in bed

[Anonymous No.10501076]

>>10498545
Lmao

[Anonymous No.10501143]

>>10495748
I like a small coke with my Mac Don's after rough few weeks at work
not all the time, just sometimes

[Anonymous No.10501338]

>>10495644
>naturally slow eater
>friend says that I eat like a goddess

[Anonymous No.10501346]

>>10501338
Post tits

[Anonymous No.10501365]

>>10501346
Don't have any

[Anonymous No.10501378]

>brain aneurysm can randomly get you
I will enjoy my food fast so at least I will die satisfied if it comes suddenly

[Anonymous No.10501404]

>>10495644
When I was a teenager, I got made fun of for taking forever to eat. I'd sit over my plate of food for an hour or more. At some point as an youthful adult I got an injury that needed lots of intense physical training and muscle rebuilding. I was on a day to day schedule of endless physical exercise, eating, and exercise again. Soon I was famous for horking down whole pizzas at record pace.

Being on both ends of the spectrum, I don't think anyone is a "natural" fast or slow. It has to do with conditioning.

[Anonymous No.10502124]

>>10501076
>almost 100% of the time

[Anonymous No.10502231]

>>10495644
Mom complained about how slow I was eating so if I didn't eat fast enough, she'd eat the rest of my food so I ended up turning into a fast eater.

[Anonymous No.10502238]

I am usually out of breath when I finish eating, I eat as fast as possible

[Anonymous No.10502240]

>>10502231
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.10502259]

>>10502240
To this day I have no earthly idea why she did that and I'm not going to bother contacting her on why. All I know is that it lead me to win $20 for eating the most pizza slices in 5 minutes back in highschool so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.10502564]

I'm either the first or the last to finish eating, both are somewhat unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.10502603]

>>10502231
lmfao

[Anonymous No.10502649]

>>10501076
I have to worry about cat traps now?

[Anonymous No.10503325]

>>10497468
I am the same way. I usually get take out for this very reason. I hate being in a single area for too long of a time.