/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10493154]

>the regulation was proposed by a farmer MP
>vegan sausages are confusing to consumers

have meat cucks gone too far this time?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43836156

[Anonymous No.10493205]

>>10493154
This is sooooo fucked up.
>vegan meat products are confusing to consumers
THATS THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT! WE'RE TRYING TO CONFUSE CARNISTS INTO EATING VEGAN MEAT YOU EVIL PIECES OF SHIT.
Fuck, when I read stories like this I'm glad France is being taken over by muslims

[Anonymous No.10493228]

>>10493154
I don't get it. Are people in France in such a hurry buying sausages that they can be confused and buy a vegan sausage by accident?

[Anonymous No.10493240]

>>10493205
indeed. only 1 way to teach those infidels not to eat haram

[Anonymous No.10493252]

Vegans BTFO.

First time in a few years I've liked France.

[Anonymous No.10493258]

>>10493154
Are french people retarded?

[Anonymous No.10493290]

A sausage being a sausage is not determined by the presence of absence of the rotting flesh of decaying carcasses.

A sausage filled with, for example, mushroom, water chestnut and horseradish would still be a sausage.

[Anonymous No.10493296]

>>10493228
>>10493258
>>10493290

Vegans BTFO hahaha

[Anonymous No.10493298]

>>10493290
So what you're saying is that they can be filled with rotting compost?

[Anonymous No.10493306]

AUX ARMES, CITOYENS!

[Anonymous No.10493307]

>>10493290
The very definition of a sausage is a cylindrical MEAT PRODUCT you deluded fag.

[Anonymous No.10493310]

>>10493205
Hahaha, no, you're trying to trick your own brain because you miss meat. Shit meat replacement isn't tricking anyone.

It makes sense because the French give a big shit about where shit comes from, how it's made, and protecting their language. I'm sure this is more about setting a precedent than it is about the French hating vegans.

Also, meat replacement products are uniformly shit. Veggies are awesome. If you want to be a vegan, right on, but about half of the vegans I've met over the years are the most unhealthy people I've ever met. They don't know how to cook so they subsist on premade grocery store salads, peanut butter sandwiches, and cashew "bacon," instead of spending the briefest amount of time learning how to cook good veggie dishes.

[Anonymous No.10493321]

>>10493307
>>10493298
>>10493296

OK then, meatfags, show me this fucking 'sausage' rule book that defines the contents of a sausage.

[Anonymous No.10493326]

>>10493321
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sausage

[Anonymous No.10493330]

>>10493321
oh dear a butthurt vegan! AHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.10493336]

>>10493310

Well said, especially the last paragraph

[Anonymous No.10493342]

>>10493321
>>10493298 here.
I don't think they have to be made of meat only. I was just pointing out the irony of your silly "rotting carcass" comment, compost boy.

BTW, your proposed recipe would have horrible texture due to lack of proper fat content. What do you think of that, compost boy?

[Anonymous No.10493352]

>>10493154
Since when is burger, sausage or steak a shape? Just call it a soy patty, soy cylinder or soy mass.

[Anonymous No.10493425]

The content is one thing, but by definition and tradition a sausage is a stuffed piece of gut.
What do they use to replace this ?

[Anonymous No.10493488]

>>10493154
Based frogs.

[Anonymous No.10493503]

>>10493290
But it is probably not encased by an animal's intestinal casing, so it won't be a sausage.

[Anonymous No.10493509]

>>10493342
Imagine a world full of faggots who make fun of people for composing, recycling, or being environmentally conscious. Oh wa-
>welcome to meatcucks, I love you

[Anonymous No.10493534]

>>10493509
I Don't understand what you are trying to argue here, and I don't think YOU understand, either.

[Anonymous No.10493543]

>>10493534
If I'm a compost boy for being vegan that could make you a rotting carcass cuck, right?

[Anonymous No.10493546]

>>10493534
I might eat coffee grinds out of my compost bin by accident when i forage for mushrooms but at least I'm not a murderous meatfag

[Anonymous No.10493555]

>>10493509
Nobody is making fun of you for recyclying.

We're making fun of compost eaters for using terms like "rotting carcass eaters" to refer to people who eat meat.

If meat-eaters are eating rotting carcasses then Vegans are eating compost. Get it now, soyboy? I think the vitamin deficiency in your diet has started to affect your brain function.

[Anonymous No.10493568]

>>10493154
I think it's just the French getting their bees in their bonnets about food terminology, as usual.

[Anonymous No.10493569]

>>10493509
>>welcome to meatcucks, I love you

Post of the year

[Anonymous No.10493583]

>>10493555
Daily reminder that vegans have less than half of the vitamin deficiencies that meatcucks have.

[Anonymous No.10493623]

>>10493154
Trick products shouldn't be allowed to use terms that describe something else. Chocolate that doesn't contain cocoa butter isn't chocolate. Sausage that doesn't contain meat isn't sausage.

[Anonymous No.10493629]

Same thing here in california when it comes to dairy products. You have to a certain percent of milk fat to be ice cream if you don't hit that percent it is called "dairy novelty or dessert". Also with cheese, don't meet standards your product is called Cheese product.

[Anonymous No.10493635]

The absolute state of meatfags, that they are too stupid to tell the difference between dead animals and tasty vegetables.

[Anonymous No.10493647]

>>10493629
You forgot "NOW MELTS" at the end.

[Anonymous No.10493665]

>>10493205
You sound like a huge faggot

[Anonymous No.10493677]

>>10493635
Kraft singles don't "melt" as much as just burn under direct heat and then develop a sheet of plastic.

[Anonymous No.10493693]

>>10493665
I'm not a "huge f*ggot", I'm a Vegan

[Anonymous No.10493702]

>>10493693
>I'm not a huge faggot, I'm a huge faggot
I know this is b8 but come on now

[Anonymous No.10493707]

>>10493702
If i were a "huge f*ggot" I'd be gobbling meat like you, retard.

[Anonymous No.10493753]

>>10493321
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.10493831]

This thread is a fucking trainwreck. Guess that's what happens when you allow veganism though.

[Anonymous No.10494058]

>>10493509
Megafuckingkek

[Anonymous No.10494070]

>>10493154
>>vegan sausages are confusing to consumers

Are the French braindead or something?

[Anonymous No.10494103]

>>10494070
It's just the growing vegan movement making the meatjews shiver.

[Anonymous No.10494109]

>>10493252
Amerilarge here, why do people dislike France? The more I read about them the less unlikable they seem.

[Anonymous No.10494116]

>>10494070
It's likely just another case of wanting to define the word. Just like how what americans call mozzarella would never pass for it anywhere else and likely be illegal to be sold under the name here.

And the biggest problem isn't the vegan sausages, it's when sausages with nothing but (vegetabilic or animalistic) fat and grains start being sold marketed as regular sausages.

[Anonymous No.10494129]

>>10493583
>vegans have less than half of the vitamin deficiencies that meatcucks have
no one buys that

[Anonymous No.10494141]

>>10494109
I like France. Only inbred hicks dislike France. In redneck culture, France and French stuff is associated with well traveled people and "fancy" things, both of which trigger the fuck out of trailer trash.

[Anonymous No.10494151]

>>10494141
But that makes no sense. Louisiana hicks have French ancestry and don't mind France.

[Anonymous No.10494152]

>>10494151
And what percent of the population of the US is Louisiana hicks?

[Anonymous No.10494158]

>>10493154

Great idea. Spiced, vat grown mould tube is more accurate than "Quorn sausage".

[Anonymous No.10494169]

If nothing suffered and died to make it, it's not food.

[Anonymous No.10495108]

>>10493290
Sausage is
1.non-vegan product
2.encased in intestine.
You can make a replication but it'd be never real.

[Anonymous No.10495124]

>>10493321
Sausage itself refers to cylindrical meat product encased within intestinal membrane.
Hence something called sausage mince, it's about meat.

[Anonymous No.10495302]

>>10495124
Fish sausage generally has no casing, blood sausage sometimes have no meat filler.

[Anonymous No.10495936]

>>10494129
https://nutritionfacts.org/video/omnivore-vs-vegan-nutrient-deficiencies-2/

[Anonymous No.10496223]

>>10493583
Eh, you can make up statistics about anything. 82% of people know that.

[Anonymous No.10496293]

>>10493543
You're either trolling or you're the human embodiment of a walking vagina.

[Anonymous No.10496330]

>>10496293

[Anonymous No.10496396]

>>10495936
>No source for the nutrient part
>Only scientific article linked is about how vegan are more prone to bone fracture
You should get your head checked just in case.

[Anonymous No.10496427]

>>10494141

In redneck culture, France is associated with homosexuality and fancy frou frou faggot shit.

>>10494151

LA hicks are a different class of redneck.

[Anonymous No.10496457]

>>10493154
I for one fully support this decision. Vegans should just eat vegan food anyways instead of trying to make a meat based product out of non meat ingredients.

[Anonymous No.10496486]

>>10493583
Not really, because we actually have a balanced omnivore diet and can get all our essential nutrients from the different meat and produce we eat.
Meanwhile you have to hope there isn't a shortage of vitamin b12 supplements

[Anonymous No.10496505]

>>10494103
>3.5 million
>7% of uk population
>7% of 65.64 million is 3.5
This is way too desperate, you can't just yolo throw in 30% worth of calculation error in there for fuck's sake

>identified as vegan
Oh great that's reliable surely this isn't just a social statement
>The BBC reported that ‘Veganuary’ “helps boost vegan numbers in the UK”. Veganuary, the initiative which sees people pledging to trial veganism for the month of January, saw a record number of participants this year. One-hundred-thousand people signed up, with 62% of those involved stating they had stayed vegan after the campaign.
Just be careful not to ask again in oh say September next year because your idiotic statistics might look very different with all those new years resolution idiots giving up when the going gets tough
I don't care one bit about this bullshit and what people eat is lovely either way but fuck I have this kind of baity media and """""journalism""""" you idiots eat up

[Anonymous No.10496526]

I did not check OP info, but the word milk was also banned for vegetal milks lastly. I suspect lobbying from milk and meat producers.

>>10496486
>Meanwhile you have to hope there isn't a shortage of vitamin b12 supplements
As 99% of it is used as a growth factory for cattle, it would actually be a serious problem for meat eaters as well.

[Anonymous No.10496541]

>>10496526
However cattle can naturally produce b12 in their digestive tract and humans can't.

[Anonymous No.10496549]

>>10493154
Hey, faggots, call them "trans meat."

[Anonymous No.10496555]

I'm in favor of this idea.

Meat based links can be called what they are, sausages.
Vegan vegetable pussy shit can be called what they are, fag sticks.

[Anonymous No.10496569]

>>10493154
Oh fuck yeah I can't wait to see how this pans out.

[Anonymous No.10496586]

>>10496541
Wrong, we can also produce it. But downstream from where it can be assimilated.

[Anonymous No.10496598]

>>10493258
>>10493290
>>10493228
you people are all acting like this is a move by the government to protect people when it's plainly a move that exists solely to appease a fucking farmer's lobby. It's just money and marketing bullshit.

Exactly like when Quebec said that margarine wasn't allowed to use yellow dye to make it look like butter: it had to be white by law for a while.

[Anonymous No.10496633]

>>10495302
Both of them are still meat products, and fish sausage is just the shape.
And what, there are also beef and chicken 'sausages' in those plastic casings.
That's just like bologna.

[Anonymous No.10496650]

this nutritionally deficits the vegan

[Anonymous No.10496672]

>>10493290
Literal definition of a sausage is meat encased in a skin. Just admit that over 90% of the world expects meat in a sausage you pretentious cunt.

[Anonymous No.10496689]

>can't sell soy and plant mush as meat
>vegans once again outraged over common sense
Totally fine with this.

[Anonymous No.10496704]

>>10496598
>they won't let me fool consumers into eating my plastic spread with additives!
ok

[Anonymous No.10496723]

>>10493228
I accidentally bought grain free crackers one time. They were made with nuts instead of actual flour. They were fucking disgusting. I simply didn't know people made those abominations.

[Anonymous No.10496729]

>>10493154
vegans BTFO

[Anonymous No.10496732]

>>10496650
Neat

[Anonymous No.10496742]

Let's think up some new names:
Soya Steak > Soya Lump
Veggie Burger > Pressed Veggie Disk
Vegetarian sausage > processed vegetables in plastic casing

[Anonymous No.10496777]

>>10496742
Soya Steak > Soya Rocks
Veggie Burger > Artifically Pressed Vegetable Pucks
Vegetarian Sausage > Processed Vegetable Pasted In Artificial Tubes
Vegan Cheese > Homogenized Soy and Solidified Vegetable or Coconut Oil

It all sounds so yummy.

[Anonymous No.10496872]

BASED french people
I so wish they'd do this everywhere in europe
it's not like we call electric cars "eco-friendly-electric-petrol cars" either
I can imagine they want to avoid tricking people into buying vegetarian stuff expecting it to be an actual steak or cheese if they don't obsess over the latest trends in dieting; regular people just want cheese or steak, nobody thinks "oh I'm gonna get some nice brie, by which of course I mean brie-replacement made of soy"

an alternative would be to enforce a separate section for vegetarian replacements of animal products with big bold signs labeling them as such

>>10496742
no need to go full retard, you can just call them veggie patties and vegetarian hot dogs like a normal person
dunno about the steak and cheese but then again I've never seen a soya steak either, but that's exactly what this regulation is for I s'pose

[Anonymous No.10496907]

>>10496505
>this triggered by altruism
It's happening and you're getting left behind. Does the flipping of meatcuckery onto it's back scare you anon?

[Anonymous No.10496914]

>>10493154
based frogs

[Anonymous No.10496918]

>b.b.b it taste the SAME
Vegans fucking seething

[Anonymous No.10497037]

>>10493306
FORMEZ VOS BATAILLONS

>>10493228
Are Muricans in such a hurry they eat HFCS instead of sugar by accident, buy vegetable oil with the legal minimum % of olive oil that allows to sell it as olive oil by accident, that they buy dyed HFCS instead of maple syrup, that they eat manchild food instead of healthy food and have an obesity epidemic by accident?

Europe bans scam and false advertising, and consider tactics involving small print on the back of the product to be cheating.

Also I think Germany did the same thing last year, I saw a few posts on FB about that.

>>10493321
http://www.larousse.fr/dictionnaires/francais/saucisse/71122?q=saucisse