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>ok, one order of french fries
>that’ll be $14.78 + tip

>> No.10491947

>>10491942
Hipster restaurants are expensive. News at 10!

>> No.10491959
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10491959

i'd pay for an expensive small portion if they look like this

>> No.10491965

>>10491947
Hipster detected.

>> No.10492109
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>>10491959
Thats fucking vile.

Americans, never once.

>> No.10492140

>>10491959
those are some good looking fries right there, I tell you what

>> No.10492150
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>>10491959
Looks delicioosiiououisoisosiisosss

>> No.10492293

Do I get the pot too? And where's the ketchup beardie weirdie?

>> No.10492301
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>>10492109
>Dur hur, Amermutts
The literal state of Yuropoors

>> No.10492302

>>10491942
Oh, cool. They're served in a pot. I bet that makes them extra tasty

>> No.10492312

>>10492293
Do you keep the bowl if you order soup?

>> No.10492317

>>10492312
smuggle twin bowls out in the back of me trousers innit

>> No.10492320

>>10492109
Heston is an English chef though...
I hate America as much as the next Englishman but you can't say Heston's food is vile, the man's a genius.

>> No.10492323

>>10491942
>calling crispy pomme d'terre batons "french fries"
do americans really do this?

>> No.10492364

>>10492323
We don’t speak French, faggot. You really want us to call them apple of the earth fry sticks?

>> No.10492433

>>10492109
Obsession.

>> No.10492446

>>10492364
calling them anything else is cultural appropriation, monsieur.

>> No.10492495
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>>10492323
>he can't even into French properly when attempting le epic maymays
Ya blew it

>> No.10492521

>>10492495
>he knows french
ahaha faggot

>> No.10492556

>>10492323
>d'terre
Nice try

>> No.10492559

>>10492446
>mademoiselle is now sexist

wew lad, the times are a changing

>> No.10492573

>>10492323
Here in 'Murica, them are called
>freedom fries

>> No.10492595

>>10491959

I've made this (with Yukon Golds not Heston's hipster, impossible to find in the US potatoes) and I can vouch for them. However, the Food Lab method of using salted, vinegared water for the first stage really helps a lot, both with the flavor and keeping them from falling apart.

>> No.10492628

>>10491942
more like thatll be 14,74 plus dip

>> No.10492636

>>10492323
>d'terre
get out of here ontario scum before je vous colissez

>> No.10492680

>>10492636
>je vous colissez
hein?

>> No.10492701

>>10492680
"I fuck you up", maybe closer directly to "I glass you"

>> No.10492720

>>10492701
Born and raised in Quebec here, you're not fooling me with that ass backwards imitation

>> No.10492776

I would pay about that much for a duck-fat-fried, truffled serving of french fries. 100% worth it

>> No.10492790

>>10492720
same, but I'm an anglophone and swear almost exclusively in english

but have you really never heard "colisse" or "colisser" or are you just one of those people who never got the memo that the swears are all bits of churches and not spelled in bullshit ways like "tabernak" instead of "tabernacle"

>> No.10492811

>>10492790
Fucking up someone is "decalisser", "calisser" is a vulgar way of saying someone is doing something.

>> No.10492843

>>10492811
thats good to know, i thought it was just "calisser" in the sense of cup/chalice and using the chalice on someone in a angery way, sorta like how aussies say they'll glass someone, as in strike them with a glass

>> No.10492872

>>10492843
Nah, most uses don't make much sense at all, a lot of them mean different things or even have different syntactic or grammatical purposes in various contexts.
It's actually pretty weird when you think about it.

>> No.10492887

>>10492872
>It's actually pretty weird when you think about it.
so's swearing in every language though, especially in cultures where swearing is impolite but not especially vulgar, like french and italian and japanese and basically every language that isnt english