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Who has the stronger stomach?

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Andrew Zimmermann or whatever his name is

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God bless you jackposter.

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>>10490314
gee bill

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>>10490287
he knows he could have taken the green thing out and rotated it right?

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>>10490339
Oh my god what the fuck.

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>>10490367
if he knew then why wouldn't he do it

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>>10490372
>not cutting the potato flat

how is this man still alive

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>>10490387
for... for what purpose? and why with a blow dryer?

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>>10490407
Interesting technique.

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>>10490434
To be fair the eggs in that commercial look way overdone.

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Jack is the embodiment of an informercial actor.

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>>10490442
they also look like food which is more than can be said about his

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>>10490432
holy shit anon that actually cracked me the fuck up

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>>10490451
AHAHAHA

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>>10490412

oh god

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>>10490383
Same exact consistency and color of the stuff that comes out of my vagina
The clear part of the egg

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>>10490476
god women are disgusting

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>>10490476
that's fertile discharge, that means everything's workin correctly :)

>> No.10490490

>>10490319
Nice meme

>> No.10490499

>>10490482
I don't think anything can be more disgusting than what this guy cooks atm

>> No.10490522

Dear /ck/

My name is also Jack. Should I start my own youtube series to show people how to actually cook if they try to look up "jack cooking"

>> No.10490527

>>10490522
No

>> No.10490530

>>10490476
tfw no gf to show me her fertile discharge

>> No.10490540

>>10490499
Have you SEEN Village Food Factory?
https://youtu.be/z59pNLL-wFA

>> No.10490552

>>10490339
I can tell that's Jack from the stupid way he shakes the strainer around, even before I see the ring
What a guy

>> No.10490559

>>10490382
It's a fry cutter

>> No.10490644

is jack self aware or does he do dumb shit unironically?

>> No.10490750

>>10490454
more like customer

>> No.10490757

>>10490644
He's a master troll

>> No.10490769

>>10490644
We still don't know for sure whether this is an act or one of those situations where something better than any parody is occurring naturally by a bunch of strange coincidences strung together by one man's legendary incompetence

>> No.10490796

>>10490398
Drying the meat gives you crisper skin

but the way he did it was retarded

>> No.10490903

>>10490288
>88
that dude does not care for dark meat

>> No.10490915

>>10490552
>>10490314
just as you can tell this is not Ja/ck/ but Joey from how fluid the pre-stroke movement set is.

>> No.10490937

>>10490287
The sticker is still on it!

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jack posting is a federal offense

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>>10490284
not as good as guy fieri's

>> No.10491133

>>10490334
>that tongue action
need me a freak like that

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>>10490387
oh my fucking side, is this new isn't it?

>> No.10491495

>>10490276
Steve boy just ate a century old canned beef so i think he takes the cake

>> No.10491726

>>10490287
That first hard as fuck slam that shakes the table always makes me laugh.

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>>10491495
>"oh man what am I doing"
>"I should probably stop here"
>eats another spoonful

>> No.10491771

>>10490387
imagine the fucking SMELL

>> No.10491777

based ja/ck/ posters. that barbecue tour through texas was cringe kino

>> No.10491785

>>10490387
holy shit

>> No.10491797

>>10490419
WHY DOES HE STICK HIS TONGUE OUT BEFORE BITING

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>> No.10491832

I've seen a lot of Jack webms, and he eats something undercooked in pretty much every single one of them. The fact that he's not yet dead from some kind of hyper food poisoning proves to me that he is functionally immortal.

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>>10491832
it's a cry for help

>> No.10491844

YO JACKIE, DROP SOME RAW BEATS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88

>> No.10491848

>>10491844
I couldn't finish this and I'm scared to try again

>> No.10491860

>>10491832
That and he somehow still has all his fingers with all the horrific, wobbly cutting he does. The only explanation is that he is being protected through divine intervention.

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>>10491057
but foodjacks recognize a higher authority

>> No.10491944

>>10490397
how do you fucking undercook meat loaf

>> No.10491969

>>10491944
I was thinking the same thing, ffs jack this is a new low.

>> No.10491979

>>10491969
a years old video is a new low?

>> No.10491986

>>10491979
I don't know man. If not that then what's his newest low?

>> No.10491998

>>10490451
THE FUCKING PHONE IN THE MEAT CONTAINER EVERY DAMN TIME

>> No.10492012

https://youtu.be/cSppZg6o1us

>> No.10492016

>>10491998
kek never noticed

>> No.10492038

>>10491986
drying a chicken with a hair dryer

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>>10490380
I hope he died from that

>> No.10492050

>>10490476
Please be in sydney

>> No.10492097

Non-newtonian General Tso's Chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

(4:45)

>> No.10492130

>>10490476
What does it smell like?

>> No.10492223

>>10491844
my god

>> No.10492233

>>10492097
fucking hell

>> No.10492268

>>10492130
It doesn't have an odor.

>> No.10492283

>>10491777
>that barbecue tour through texas was cringe kino
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=0rxsDTdGL9g

I don't understand why he calls every meat here dry. They're fucking glistening. Does he just need everything to be raw or something?

>> No.10492307

>>10492012
dam, hot new cut

>> No.10492340

Joeys world tour

>> No.10492353

>>10490287
>people who leave the sticker on for anything
I absolutely despise anybody who does this.

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>>10491844

>> No.10492907

>>10490291
What the fuck is a 'cap full'?

>> No.10492923

I feel like I'm back in the good old days bit now that we have webm I don't have to give him views to watch him fail

>> No.10493041

>>10490303

fucking lol

>> No.10493045

>>10490434
This isn't a great example. Most people would find the eggs to the right to be overdone, and a real French omelette is supposed to pretty moist (a la Jack's example).

>> No.10493055

>>10490276

daily reminder: https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

>> No.10493057

>>10490303
How the hell did he even manage that?

>tfw he just stands there in shock like a fat retard

>> No.10493064

>>10490303
Fucking lol holy shit

>> No.10493251

>>10493045
>pretty moist
pretty jooc

>> No.10493439

>>10490644
He is very genuine in his responses to his mistakes . He is just a average Joe dad that doesn't know any better. You are talking about the gut that cried on national television over his BBQ sauce

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>>10493439
>the gut who
freudian af m8

>> No.10493482

>>10490644
I'd say that he's 100% self aware and all this shit is his idea to run yutub channel.
Just my guess, tho.

>> No.10493493

To answer OP's question:
ShoeNice = LA Beast > Steve1989 > Jack

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>>10490476
Dear lord why couldn't I have just been born gay.

>> No.10493516

>>10493498
women leak some odd fluids here and there sometimes from day one
that's (also) why we love them so much

>> No.10493533

>>10493516
all about the jewcy ladies

>> No.10493603

Tamers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InzXOv7OgSA

>> No.10493634

>>10490432
nice

>> No.10493637

>>10490476
If only I were there. I would gobble it all up and then ask for seconds...*sigh*.

>> No.10493656

>>10490334
Looks like a fucking dinossaur eating.

>> No.10493690

Jack is the quintessential american:

Have no passion, cuts corners everywhere and eat unholy things from cans.

>> No.10493716

>>10493690
jack eats out for the majority of his meals
the sweet taste of success

>> No.10493803

>>10490309
Everytime I see Jack and his meme knife, the things that annoys me the most is the quality of the chicken breast. It's shit.

>> No.10493833 [DELETED] 

>>10493045
The way you talk has my panties very moist

>> No.10493874

>>10493057
Looks like the machine is upside down so that probably bunked something up.

>> No.10493893

>>10490384
This one is hard to watch.

>> No.10493958

>>10490402
someone should do a meme mashup with the guy who drank poison in court

>> No.10494154

>>10490389
How can you cut yourself in the hand that is holding the knife

>> No.10494240

>>10490644
I have a buddy who's just as clumsy and he's not aware of it so I guess Jack is like that fo reel

>> No.10494268

Jack survives salmonella poisoning.

>> No.10494284

>>10494154
Shitty grip and/or slippery handle

>> No.10494294

>>10493057
He didn't read the instructions so he made the mistake in locking the lid.

>> No.10494387

>>10490287
>refuses to push on top of the apple, like a child

>>10490291
>tablespoons
>literally 2 full cups worth
Hahahahahahha

>> No.10494401

>>10490303
A national treasure he is

>> No.10494428

The way he eats just irritates me, and I'm not sure why.

>> No.10494447

>>10490319
fucking kek

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>>10490276
Who will die first?

>> No.10494698

>>10490372
Shouldn't you cut on end off to make a flat surface, place the potato on a board and slam that cutter thing down with one hard swoop?
Or use a knife like a normal person.

>> No.10494719

>>10494454
steve will die first. jack is too inept to die.

>> No.10494882

>>10493045
Reviwebrah is that you?

>> No.10494921

>>10490380
What even is this

>> No.10494932

>>10490387
What did he mean by this?

>> No.10495000

>>10490387
At least the poor chicken was already dead.

>> No.10495006

>>10490476
The artificial womb needs to become a reality

>> No.10495040

>>10490483
The poor taco is so scared of Jack that it pissed itself.

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Why does this thread make me irrationally angry?

>> No.10495071

>>10493803
this.

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>>10490276
Who has the strongest butthole?

>> No.10495090

>>10490476
This post still disgusts me less than Jack.

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>>10491844
NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TOMORROW NOT EVERY AGAIN

>> No.10495334

>>10494882
Reviewbrah is too autistic to even know what a french omelette is. If it's not fast food he doesn't know shit about it.

>> No.10495343

>>10491844
Guarantee Jack filmed this on his iphone

>> No.10495353

>>10490276
Why is Steve trying so hard to imitate ReviewBrah?

>> No.10496028

Jack is so based

>> No.10496200

TELL THE DEVIL NOT TODAY

>> No.10496275

>>10490469
I cant be the only one who normally doesn't like raw hotdogs but can eat a whole package of raw Hejew National in one sitting.

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>>10490276
Not only does he have a stronger stomach, but also superior intellect. How does one even dream of competing with King Ja/ck/?

>> No.10496430

>>10490321
Am I just shit or is that not that bad looking?
I know he but chocolate on it but still.

>> No.10496434

>>10490357
Oh god not Aunt Myrnas party cheese shit

>> No.10496437

>>10490644
He is the DSP of cooking.

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>>10490395

>> No.10496604

>>10496449
what even is the end game here?
i mean best case scenario? it's a fucking log of cream cheese with salsa on top

>> No.10496614

>>10491844
This has to be satirical. I will not accept that this is a serious video.

>> No.10496617

>>10496604
Just a good ol' game day snack for the boys

>> No.10496626
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10496626

>>10495353
Your attempt has been noted

>> No.10496760

>>10490291
jesus do people actually eat like this

>> No.10496801

>>10490284
nice meme friend

>> No.10496824

Jack has a CON bonus derived from his INT malus

>> No.10496825

shoenice

>> No.10496856

>>10490387
That's the most thorough he's ever cooked a chicken.

>> No.10496878

>>10493603
i swear that those sonic videos were just satirical but now i hear this dudes voice and i believe it

>> No.10496880
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10496880

>>10496437
DSP is the DSP of cooking

>> No.10496965

>>10492283
His juicy standards are VERY high

>> No.10496972
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10496972

>>10495055
Ja/ck/ threads are top tier comfy, lad

>> No.10497173

>>10490287
well that's going back to the store ;P

>> No.10497225

>>10490373
What....what is that?

>> No.10497228

>>10496880
>wooooow why is this pasta sauce so sweet? I wanted good pasta not a fucking dessert these sugar mechanics are broken

>> No.10497230

>>10497225
that's aunt myrna's chess pie

>> No.10497240

>>10496972
It's the same dozen webms over and over and over and over and over. That's not comfy, that's boring, there is a difference.

>> No.10497241

>>10497230
Idiot.

>> No.10497247

>>10497241
huh??

>> No.10497255

>>10497230
jooocy cake

>> No.10497273

>>10490419
He eats like a drunk white chick

>> No.10497387

>>10490287
I love how he leaves his fingers under the lid

>> No.10497391

>>10493874
wrong

>> No.10497480

>>10490339
How

>> No.10497871

>>10490466
Just eat the goddamn strawberries holy shit. I've seen dollar store ice cream with less processing than that.

>> No.10497912

>>10490476
MOMMY I WANT TO BECOME YOUR LITTLE BABY TAMPON BOY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOO GOO GA GA

>> No.10497916

>>10490276
If Steve is to go from merely awesome to a mythical legend, he has to eat Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese casserole.

>> No.10498258

>>10497240
Make some more, Ja/ck/ only has over a thousand fuckin videos online

>> No.10498684
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10498684

>>10490476

>> No.10499615

>>10497228
that's salt

>> No.10499648

>>10490407
this is why the jew fears the ninja

>> No.10499652

>>10494454
Steve and Jack are the two aspects of the same being

>> No.10499655

I read this whole thread and i still don't know who Jack is

>> No.10499719

>>10490476
God am I glad I'm a fag.

>> No.10500231

>>10496760
americans do, they call it salad to boot.

>> No.10500329
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10500329

can you imagine being jack's wife? he's completely incompetent at any normal task. can't ask him to vacuum because he'll suck up the drapes and get dust everywhere when emptying the canister, can't ask him to load the dishwasher because he'll stack bowls on top of bowls and overfill the soap dispenser, can't ask him to mow the lawn he won't attach the catcher bag and will run over the garden hose.

must be so exhausting

>> No.10500531

>>10490335
that's a fucking massive fish

>> No.10500596

>>10490276
i have laughed several hours in this thread. thanks anon.

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>>10496880
>what are we gonna do with the sugar?

>> No.10500681

>>10493498
if women getting wet bothers you, you probably are gay

>> No.10500695

>>10499615
It clearly says cane sugar on the box you dingus

>> No.10500725
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10500725

>>10490287

>> No.10500749
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10500749

Call me when Jack eats 110 year old beef clumps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZoHuMwZwTk

>> No.10500832

>>10490376
...So this fat shit can't even open up cheese.

>> No.10500865

*blocks your path*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E304iun-uSk

>> No.10500896

>>10490291
Is he gonna use that as mortar for bricks?

>> No.10500900
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10500900

this is by far my favorite jack webm

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>> No.10500910

>>10496626
Hey, I like you Steve but you don't have to try so hard to ride on ReviewBrah's coattails.

>> No.10500913
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10500913

>>10491133
jack found one, you can too
also never noticed the trump water sip in this one until now

>> No.10500915
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10500915

>> No.10500932

>>10490373
How in the living fuck did he under bake a fucking custard pie? It's one of the easiest deserts to make.

>> No.10500962

>>10490326
the oil isn't even hot
>>10490321
deadass looks good
>>10490376
at least he has learned to tuck his fingers in.
>>10490387
he's got to be fucking with us on purpose

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10501025

>look up fat fuck on google
>check twitter
>1 follower you know
>grodon ramsey

hmmm

>> No.10501079

>>10499615
Hence the box says "Sugar".
Of course.

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10501149

>>10490276
The LA Beast.

>> No.10501185

>>10500865
Heeeellloo peeepul and I'm here eeting rancid chocaliot powdah uhhgin

>> No.10501718

>>10492097
Holy shit that stirred up something in me. I've been watching gang execution videos on /gif/ and deathaddict for years and I haven't felt disgust as tangible as this shit.
>Solid
>Liquid
>Gas
>Plasma
>Whatever the fuck that was

>> No.10501883

>>10493439
show with jack in question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg

he is the typical jack, but also very interesting that he gave out his youtube income around 3-5k a month.
think about that

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10502358

>>10491844

>> No.10502656

>>10500900
i like the little frustrated hand shake when the egg slides off the stone cold sheet

>> No.10502664

>>10500913
tammy looks like such a huge cunt

>> No.10502674

>>10491844
goddamn living in california will fucking do some things to a guy

>> No.10502677

>>10500962
>the oil isn't hot
It never is. Jack never lets a pan heat up before throwing the food on.

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10502689

>>10490387

>> No.10502737

>>10492268
i guarantee it does you filthy disgusting goober

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10502746

>>10490309
>cutting raw meat with a serrated knife

>> No.10502816

>>10496856
Underrated post

>> No.10502825

>>10490409
This entire video was awful to watch.

>> No.10502841

>>10490291
>removes the queen bean
disgusting

>> No.10503075

>>10502737
Except it doesn't.

>> No.10503161

>>10500329
>For you

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10503304

>>10490419
that is the look of total bliss, honestly kind of jealous

>> No.10503317

>>10490432
absolute classic

>> No.10503326
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10503326

>>10490387
This mad man is just fucking with us now, right? It's all been one elaborate hoax this whole time, and him blow drying a raw chicken for a half hour is his way of trying to make it blatantly obvious, right? RIGHT?

>> No.10503341

>>10490314
uh oh. someone posted joey! better call the mods!

>> No.10503371

>>10490387
oh god i haven't seen this one yet. my sides didn't expect this today.

>> No.10503386

>>10490387
>Likes his meat juicy
>blowdrys a raw chicken

>> No.10503597

>>10503386
>purposely reduce a dish's juiciness
not today, nah not today not tomorrow not ever again no

>> No.10503608

>>10490387
This is the proof that jack is just a troll fucking with us

I'm sure he's a regular in al/ck/

>> No.10503671

>>10500531
he's a big guy.

>> No.10503771

How the fuck can you live in California and be so Midwestern?

>> No.10503919

>>10503771

I'm glad you asked, newfriend. He lives in Tennessee now because he and Tammy feared that Jack Jr.'s wholesome demeanor would be compromised by the liberal California school system.

Please lurk a little bit more and try to immerse yourself in the Ja/ck/ canon/storyline before posting in these types of threads.

Thanks! ;)

>> No.10503923

>>10503919

Oh hey I didn't know any of that... thanks for the 411. I guess there is a lot more to /ourguy/ than meets the eye, huh?

I'll go back to lurking now. Press on, based jack posters.

>> No.10504022

>>10490419
jesus christ this is how i eat when i've finished all the alcohol and all i'm left with is an emptiness i can almost fill with food

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10504388

>>10490466

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>>10491844
This bloodline is..... what are they?

>> No.10504426

Anyone have the link to the video where jack and his friend show us all how to get botulism from improperly canning soup?

The comments on that one were fantastic.

>> No.10504626

>>10490434
>rubber eggs on the right

>> No.10504685

>>10491844
autotune and music editing software is so easy to use. this is just lazy or ignorant

>> No.10504839

>>10504685
In my opinion it's quite impressive someone who was brought up by Jack and Tammy even managed to figure out how to operate a computer in the first place

>> No.10505155

>>10504409
The punishment of God.

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jack doesnt even cook the meat HE EATS RAW MEAT

>> No.10505210
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10505210

u cant just poision ppl like that jack

>> No.10505211

>>10492353
Why? Your baby digestive system can't do stickers?

>> No.10505244

>>10505210
>Black eyes, souless eyes. Like a dolls eyes.

>> No.10505248

>>10505210
is "poision" really a meme now?

>> No.10505252

>>10499719
Preach.

>> No.10505257

>>10500658
>"Let's try on the retard goggles"
>"Everything looks the same"

>> No.10505267

>>10491844
Christfags ruin everything.

>> No.10505614

>>10490276
Meh. I say Steve. He is missing presumed death roughly 344 days a year. Any time you are not actually witnessing him there is a reasonable chance he is currently dying. He may also just be slowly succumbing to something with no name right in front of us. He has eaten things that to feed to a lesser man would constitute either torture, cruel and unusual punishment, oral rape, maybe even a death sentence.

>> No.10505617

>>10501149
He is a superhero. Not on earth. Not to humans. I just think somewhere is super powers are heroic.

>> No.10505628

Steve, no competition

>> No.10505631

>its a cooking with jack episode where he teaches you how to get your friends kids sick via botulism from eating old chili

>> No.10505640

>>10490276
Jack eats his own shitty cooking, Steve ate a fucking 100+ year can of beef recently.

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10505690

>>10490419

>> No.10505709

>>10490293
wtf is wrong with america

>> No.10505725

>>10505690
Man, I remember that. His own daughter filmed him and uploaded that video.
Fucking cunt. Public shaming is as low as it gets. How is this any better than "revenge porn"?

>> No.10505822

>>10493057
> like

>> No.10505841

>>10491844
he so white he almost black

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>>10503608
I think hes just retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc

>> No.10505884

>>10500962
>deadass
leave

>> No.10505895

>>10490387
wowowowowowowowowowowowowow

>> No.10505914

>>10505858
yeah Jack is legitimately special needs

>> No.10505973
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10505973

>>10491844
>NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TOMORROW NOT EVERY AGAIN

>> No.10506048

>>10490326
Fuck me even fucking crows understands displacement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04

>>Literally dumber than bird

>> No.10506057
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10506057

>>10505914

>> No.10506075

I don't know who the other guy is but Jack's stomach must be dying from all the raw meats, potential food poisoning, and mayonaise the guy eats. He must have diarrhea all the time.

>> No.10506078

>>10491737
>"I don't want to eat this- please don't make me eat this... Okay I'll eat it."

We don't deserve him.

>> No.10506082

>>10506075
If you watched his videos you’d know he doesn’t eat his own cooking very much due to diabetes.
>tl;dr fuck off and lurk moar, newfag

>> No.10506083

>>10500910
>defending the rat
It's almost like you want to be made fun of.

>> No.10506101

>>10490428
>rarefags in action

>> No.10506140

>>10490291
Why the FUCK does he flick the fat? It's somewhere in his kitchen now, probably stuck to a wall or something. How many time has he done this? I bet there's dozens of little fat things all over his house because he refuses to throw it out like a normal person
FUCK YOU JACK

>> No.10506149

>>10490331
Dont talk shit about Peggy's frito pie with Wolf brand chili

>> No.10506177

>>10490330
Does this grown man really have to think some kitchen gremlins are going to steal his food so he has to lock everything?

>> No.10506194

>>10490419
>literally smashing it into his face
Is this really how Americans eat?

>> No.10506203

>>10490395
>>10490476
Same exact color and consistency of the stuff that comes out of my vagina
The clear part of the salsa
I'm a girl btw
I have tism btw
Give me yous btw

>> No.10506206

>>10490451
>phone on the raw meat tray
Jesus fucking christ

>> No.10506267

>>10505709
>ManCaveFood.com
It's pandaring to fat lazy retards. That's just capitalism, yo. You wouldn't understand because you're a dirty Commie.

>> No.10506269

>>10506082
Nice projection. Only newfags call others newfags.

>> No.10506279

>>10506194
its how 56%ers eat, yes

>> No.10506347

>>10505709
>looks gross straight out of le can

aaammericcaaaaaaans!!!!!!

>> No.10506362

Is posting working again?

>> No.10506445

>>10506362
no

>> No.10506965

>>10500913
I'd slam a lama ding dong the fuck outta that piggu

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