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Who has the stronger stomach?
Andrew Zimmermann or whatever his name is
God bless you jackposter.
>>10490287he knows he could have taken the green thing out and rotated it right?
>>10490339Oh my god what the fuck.
>>10490367if he knew then why wouldn't he do it
>>10490372>not cutting the potato flathow is this man still alive
>>10490387for... for what purpose? and why with a blow dryer?
>>10490434To be fair the eggs in that commercial look way overdone.
Jack is the embodiment of an informercial actor.
>>10490442they also look like food which is more than can be said about his
>>10490432holy shit anon that actually cracked me the fuck up
>>10490383Same exact consistency and color of the stuff that comes out of my vaginaThe clear part of the egg
>>10490476god women are disgusting
>>10490476that's fertile discharge, that means everything's workin correctly :)
>>10490482I don't think anything can be more disgusting than what this guy cooks atm
Dear /ck/ My name is also Jack. Should I start my own youtube series to show people how to actually cook if they try to look up "jack cooking"
>>10490476tfw no gf to show me her fertile discharge
>>10490499Have you SEEN Village Food Factory?https://youtu.be/z59pNLL-wFA
>>10490339I can tell that's Jack from the stupid way he shakes the strainer around, even before I see the ringWhat a guy
>>10490382It's a fry cutter
is jack self aware or does he do dumb shit unironically?
>>10490454more like customer
>>10490644He's a master troll
>>10490644We still don't know for sure whether this is an act or one of those situations where something better than any parody is occurring naturally by a bunch of strange coincidences strung together by one man's legendary incompetence
>>10490398Drying the meat gives you crisper skinbut the way he did it was retarded
>>10490288>88that dude does not care for dark meat
>>10490552>>10490314just as you can tell this is not Ja/ck/ but Joey from how fluid the pre-stroke movement set is.
>>10490287The sticker is still on it!
jack posting is a federal offense
>>10490284not as good as guy fieri's
>>10490334>that tongue actionneed me a freak like that
>>10490387oh my fucking side, is this new isn't it?
>>10490276Steve boy just ate a century old canned beef so i think he takes the cake
>>10490287That first hard as fuck slam that shakes the table always makes me laugh.
>>10491495>"oh man what am I doing">"I should probably stop here">eats another spoonful
>>10490387imagine the fucking SMELL
based ja/ck/ posters. that barbecue tour through texas was cringe kino
>>10490419WHY DOES HE STICK HIS TONGUE OUT BEFORE BITING
I've seen a lot of Jack webms, and he eats something undercooked in pretty much every single one of them. The fact that he's not yet dead from some kind of hyper food poisoning proves to me that he is functionally immortal.
>>10491832it's a cry for help
YO JACKIE, DROP SOME RAW BEATShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88
>>10491844I couldn't finish this and I'm scared to try again
>>10491832That and he somehow still has all his fingers with all the horrific, wobbly cutting he does. The only explanation is that he is being protected through divine intervention.
>>10491057but foodjacks recognize a higher authority
>>10490397how do you fucking undercook meat loaf
>>10491944I was thinking the same thing, ffs jack this is a new low.
>>10491969a years old video is a new low?
>>10491979I don't know man. If not that then what's his newest low?
>>10490451THE FUCKING PHONE IN THE MEAT CONTAINER EVERY DAMN TIME
>>10491998kek never noticed
>>10491986drying a chicken with a hair dryer
>>10490380I hope he died from that
>>10490476Please be in sydney
Non-newtonian General Tso's Chickenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo(4:45)
>>10490476What does it smell like?
>>10492130It doesn't have an odor.
>>10491777>that barbecue tour through texas was cringe kinohttps://hooktube.com/watch?v=0rxsDTdGL9gI don't understand why he calls every meat here dry. They're fucking glistening. Does he just need everything to be raw or something?
>>10492012dam, hot new cut
Joeys world tour
>>10490287>people who leave the sticker on for anythingI absolutely despise anybody who does this.
>>10490291What the fuck is a 'cap full'?
I feel like I'm back in the good old days bit now that we have webm I don't have to give him views to watch him fail
>>10490434This isn't a great example. Most people would find the eggs to the right to be overdone, and a real French omelette is supposed to pretty moist (a la Jack's example).
>>10490276daily reminder: https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/
>>10490303How the hell did he even manage that?>tfw he just stands there in shock like a fat retard
>>10490303Fucking lol holy shit
>>10493045>pretty moistpretty jooc
>>10490644He is very genuine in his responses to his mistakes . He is just a average Joe dad that doesn't know any better. You are talking about the gut that cried on national television over his BBQ sauce
>>10493439>the gut whofreudian af m8
>>10490644I'd say that he's 100% self aware and all this shit is his idea to run yutub channel. Just my guess, tho.
To answer OP's question:ShoeNice = LA Beast > Steve1989 > Jack
>>10490476Dear lord why couldn't I have just been born gay.
>>10493498women leak some odd fluids here and there sometimes from day one that's (also) why we love them so much
>>10493516all about the jewcy ladies
>>10490476If only I were there. I would gobble it all up and then ask for seconds...*sigh*.
>>10490334Looks like a fucking dinossaur eating.
Jack is the quintessential american:Have no passion, cuts corners everywhere and eat unholy things from cans.
>>10493690jack eats out for the majority of his mealsthe sweet taste of success
>>10490309Everytime I see Jack and his meme knife, the things that annoys me the most is the quality of the chicken breast. It's shit.
>>10493045The way you talk has my panties very moist
>>10493057Looks like the machine is upside down so that probably bunked something up.
>>10490384This one is hard to watch.
>>10490402someone should do a meme mashup with the guy who drank poison in court
>>10490389How can you cut yourself in the hand that is holding the knife
>>10490644I have a buddy who's just as clumsy and he's not aware of it so I guess Jack is like that fo reel
Jack survives salmonella poisoning.
>>10494154Shitty grip and/or slippery handle
>>10493057He didn't read the instructions so he made the mistake in locking the lid.
>>10490287>refuses to push on top of the apple, like a child>>10490291>tablespoons>literally 2 full cups worthHahahahahahha
>>10490303A national treasure he is
The way he eats just irritates me, and I'm not sure why.
>>10490276Who will die first?
>>10490372Shouldn't you cut on end off to make a flat surface, place the potato on a board and slam that cutter thing down with one hard swoop?Or use a knife like a normal person.
>>10494454steve will die first. jack is too inept to die.
>>10493045Reviwebrah is that you?
>>10490380What even is this
>>10490387What did he mean by this?
>>10490387At least the poor chicken was already dead.
>>10490476The artificial womb needs to become a reality
>>10490483The poor taco is so scared of Jack that it pissed itself.
Why does this thread make me irrationally angry?
>>10490276Who has the strongest butthole?
>>10490476This post still disgusts me less than Jack.
>>10491844NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TOMORROW NOT EVERY AGAIN
>>10494882Reviewbrah is too autistic to even know what a french omelette is. If it's not fast food he doesn't know shit about it.
>>10491844Guarantee Jack filmed this on his iphone
>>10490276Why is Steve trying so hard to imitate ReviewBrah?
Jack is so based
TELL THE DEVIL NOT TODAY
>>10490469I cant be the only one who normally doesn't like raw hotdogs but can eat a whole package of raw Hejew National in one sitting.
>>10490276Not only does he have a stronger stomach, but also superior intellect. How does one even dream of competing with King Ja/ck/?
>>10490321Am I just shit or is that not that bad looking?I know he but chocolate on it but still.
>>10490357Oh god not Aunt Myrnas party cheese shit
>>10490644He is the DSP of cooking.
>>10496449what even is the end game here?i mean best case scenario? it's a fucking log of cream cheese with salsa on top
>>10491844This has to be satirical. I will not accept that this is a serious video.
>>10496604Just a good ol' game day snack for the boys
>>10495353Your attempt has been noted
>>10490291jesus do people actually eat like this
>>10490284nice meme friend
Jack has a CON bonus derived from his INT malus
>>10490387That's the most thorough he's ever cooked a chicken.
>>10493603i swear that those sonic videos were just satirical but now i hear this dudes voice and i believe it
>>10496437DSP is the DSP of cooking
>>10492283His juicy standards are VERY high
>>10495055Ja/ck/ threads are top tier comfy, lad
>>10490287well that's going back to the store ;P
>>10490373What....what is that?
>>10496880>wooooow why is this pasta sauce so sweet? I wanted good pasta not a fucking dessert these sugar mechanics are broken
>>10497225that's aunt myrna's chess pie
>>10496972It's the same dozen webms over and over and over and over and over. That's not comfy, that's boring, there is a difference.
>>10490419He eats like a drunk white chick
>>10490287I love how he leaves his fingers under the lid
>>10490466Just eat the goddamn strawberries holy shit. I've seen dollar store ice cream with less processing than that.
>>10490476MOMMY I WANT TO BECOME YOUR LITTLE BABY TAMPON BOY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOO GOO GA GA
>>10490276If Steve is to go from merely awesome to a mythical legend, he has to eat Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese casserole.
>>10497240Make some more, Ja/ck/ only has over a thousand fuckin videos online
>>10490407this is why the jew fears the ninja
>>10494454Steve and Jack are the two aspects of the same being
I read this whole thread and i still don't know who Jack is
>>10490476God am I glad I'm a fag.
>>10496760americans do, they call it salad to boot.
can you imagine being jack's wife? he's completely incompetent at any normal task. can't ask him to vacuum because he'll suck up the drapes and get dust everywhere when emptying the canister, can't ask him to load the dishwasher because he'll stack bowls on top of bowls and overfill the soap dispenser, can't ask him to mow the lawn he won't attach the catcher bag and will run over the garden hose.must be so exhausting
>>10490335that's a fucking massive fish
>>10490276i have laughed several hours in this thread. thanks anon.
>>10496880>what are we gonna do with the sugar?
>>10493498if women getting wet bothers you, you probably are gay
>>10499615It clearly says cane sugar on the box you dingus
Call me when Jack eats 110 year old beef clumpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZoHuMwZwTk
>>10490376...So this fat shit can't even open up cheese.
*blocks your path*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E304iun-uSk
>>10490291Is he gonna use that as mortar for bricks?
this is by far my favorite jack webm
>>10496626Hey, I like you Steve but you don't have to try so hard to ride on ReviewBrah's coattails.
>>10491133jack found one, you can tooalso never noticed the trump water sip in this one until now
>>10490373How in the living fuck did he under bake a fucking custard pie? It's one of the easiest deserts to make.
>>10490326the oil isn't even hot>>10490321deadass looks good>>10490376at least he has learned to tuck his fingers in.>>10490387he's got to be fucking with us on purpose
>look up fat fuck on google>check twitter>1 follower you know>grodon ramseyhmmm
>>10499615Hence the box says "Sugar".Of course.
>>10490276The LA Beast.
>>10500865Heeeellloo peeepul and I'm here eeting rancid chocaliot powdah uhhgin
>>10492097Holy shit that stirred up something in me. I've been watching gang execution videos on /gif/ and deathaddict for years and I haven't felt disgust as tangible as this shit.>Solid>Liquid>Gas>Plasma>Whatever the fuck that was
>>10493439show with jack in questionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJghe is the typical jack, but also very interesting that he gave out his youtube income around 3-5k a month.think about that
>>10500900i like the little frustrated hand shake when the egg slides off the stone cold sheet
>>10500913tammy looks like such a huge cunt
>>10491844goddamn living in california will fucking do some things to a guy
>>10500962>the oil isn't hotIt never is. Jack never lets a pan heat up before throwing the food on.
>>10492268i guarantee it does you filthy disgusting goober
>>10490309>cutting raw meat with a serrated knife
>>10490409This entire video was awful to watch.
>>10490291>removes the queen beandisgusting
>>10502737Except it doesn't.
>>10490419that is the look of total bliss, honestly kind of jealous
>>10490387This mad man is just fucking with us now, right? It's all been one elaborate hoax this whole time, and him blow drying a raw chicken for a half hour is his way of trying to make it blatantly obvious, right? RIGHT?
>>10490314uh oh. someone posted joey! better call the mods!
>>10490387oh god i haven't seen this one yet. my sides didn't expect this today.
>>10490387>Likes his meat juicy>blowdrys a raw chicken
>>10503386>purposely reduce a dish's juiciness not today, nah not today not tomorrow not ever again no
>>10490387This is the proof that jack is just a troll fucking with us I'm sure he's a regular in al/ck/
>>10500531he's a big guy.
How the fuck can you live in California and be so Midwestern?
>>10503771I'm glad you asked, newfriend. He lives in Tennessee now because he and Tammy feared that Jack Jr.'s wholesome demeanor would be compromised by the liberal California school system.Please lurk a little bit more and try to immerse yourself in the Ja/ck/ canon/storyline before posting in these types of threads.Thanks! ;)
>>10503919Oh hey I didn't know any of that... thanks for the 411. I guess there is a lot more to /ourguy/ than meets the eye, huh?I'll go back to lurking now. Press on, based jack posters.
>>10490419jesus christ this is how i eat when i've finished all the alcohol and all i'm left with is an emptiness i can almost fill with food
>>10491844This bloodline is..... what are they?
Anyone have the link to the video where jack and his friend show us all how to get botulism from improperly canning soup? The comments on that one were fantastic.
>>10490434>rubber eggs on the right
>>10491844autotune and music editing software is so easy to use. this is just lazy or ignorant
>>10504685In my opinion it's quite impressive someone who was brought up by Jack and Tammy even managed to figure out how to operate a computer in the first place
>>10504409The punishment of God.
jack doesnt even cook the meat HE EATS RAW MEAT
u cant just poision ppl like that jack
>>10492353Why? Your baby digestive system can't do stickers?
>>10505210>Black eyes, souless eyes. Like a dolls eyes.
>>10505210is "poision" really a meme now?
>>10500658>"Let's try on the retard goggles">"Everything looks the same"
>>10491844Christfags ruin everything.
>>10490276Meh. I say Steve. He is missing presumed death roughly 344 days a year. Any time you are not actually witnessing him there is a reasonable chance he is currently dying. He may also just be slowly succumbing to something with no name right in front of us. He has eaten things that to feed to a lesser man would constitute either torture, cruel and unusual punishment, oral rape, maybe even a death sentence.
>>10501149He is a superhero. Not on earth. Not to humans. I just think somewhere is super powers are heroic.
Steve, no competition
>its a cooking with jack episode where he teaches you how to get your friends kids sick via botulism from eating old chili
>>10490276Jack eats his own shitty cooking, Steve ate a fucking 100+ year can of beef recently.
>>10490293wtf is wrong with america
>>10505690Man, I remember that. His own daughter filmed him and uploaded that video.Fucking cunt. Public shaming is as low as it gets. How is this any better than "revenge porn"?
>>10491844he so white he almost black
>>10503608I think hes just retardedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc
>>10505858yeah Jack is legitimately special needs
>>10491844>NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NAH NAH NOT TODAY NOT TOMORROW NOT EVERY AGAIN
>>10490326Fuck me even fucking crows understands displacement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04>>Literally dumber than bird
I don't know who the other guy is but Jack's stomach must be dying from all the raw meats, potential food poisoning, and mayonaise the guy eats. He must have diarrhea all the time.
>>10491737>"I don't want to eat this- please don't make me eat this... Okay I'll eat it."We don't deserve him.
>>10506075If you watched his videos you’d know he doesn’t eat his own cooking very much due to diabetes.>tl;dr fuck off and lurk moar, newfag
>>10500910>defending the ratIt's almost like you want to be made fun of.
>>10490428>rarefags in action
>>10490291Why the FUCK does he flick the fat? It's somewhere in his kitchen now, probably stuck to a wall or something. How many time has he done this? I bet there's dozens of little fat things all over his house because he refuses to throw it out like a normal personFUCK YOU JACK
>>10490331Dont talk shit about Peggy's frito pie with Wolf brand chili
>>10490330Does this grown man really have to think some kitchen gremlins are going to steal his food so he has to lock everything?
>>10490419>literally smashing it into his faceIs this really how Americans eat?
>>10490395>>10490476Same exact color and consistency of the stuff that comes out of my vaginaThe clear part of the salsaI'm a girl btwI have tism btwGive me yous btw
>>10490451>phone on the raw meat trayJesus fucking christ
>>10505709>ManCaveFood.comIt's pandaring to fat lazy retards. That's just capitalism, yo. You wouldn't understand because you're a dirty Commie.
>>10506082Nice projection. Only newfags call others newfags.
>>10506194its how 56%ers eat, yes
>>10505709>looks gross straight out of le canaaammericcaaaaaaans!!!!!!
Is posting working again?
>>10500913I'd slam a lama ding dong the fuck outta that piggu