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>> No.10489731

thats a big sushi

>> No.10489733

I am gay by the way edition

>> No.10489739

LOL HOW DOES HE SUCK ALL THE EGGS WITHOUT BREAKING THEM LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL SURLY EGG CHAD VS EGG VIRGIN LOL ALL THE EGGS ALLLLLLLLL THE EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOL EGGS!!!!!!!!!! HOW???????? DOES HE EVER LEAVE HIS EGGS LOL EGGS
EGGS
G
G
S

>> No.10489750
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>>10489739
>surly egg chad LOL
No love for dr. eggman?

>> No.10489752 [DELETED] 

>>10489750
i'll rape and murder your entire family in a home invasion

>> No.10489755 [DELETED] 

>>10489752
good luck I am behind 7 proxies :)

>> No.10489789

EGGS!

>> No.10489903
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sharing is caring

>> No.10489921
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>>10489724
Japan was a mistake.

>> No.10490036

>>10489903
it ain't normal for siblings to look at each other like that.

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>>10489903
Haha, is like benis.

>> No.10490054

>>10490043
i dunno man, they look kinda small.

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>>10489921

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>>10489903

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>>10490089
Cats are not food.

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>> No.10490099

>>10490089
Not nearly as much fun as inverted circles of tape on the floor.

>> No.10490109

>>10489750
how does he get out?

>> No.10490116
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>> No.10490124

>>10489903
god I wish that were me

>> No.10490131

>>10490085
>That'll be $24.99
>Plus tip for this roastie who carried it to your table

>> No.10490135

>>10490116
based

>> No.10490152
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I require more visual examples of carbon based life forms ingesting organic material.

>> No.10490175

>>10489750
eggs

>> No.10490241

Frazzledrip.

>> No.10490254

>>10490152
only a fuckin lizard eats dry toast

>> No.10490274
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>>10490073
>cutting on the grill

>> No.10490340

>>10490116
holy fucking shit this is amazing

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>> No.10490359

>>10490349
yeah that slimy cheese ball isn't very visually appealing but damn it probably tastes great

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>>10490347
Why

>> No.10490393
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>> No.10490410

>>10490393
hehe, oh boy

>> No.10490417

>>10490378
To prove how you can't cut yourself with them. >>10490362
HAHA GUYS IT'S SO FUNNY! XDDDDD!DDDD
God I fucking hate that shit so much. >>10490360
Yes, cream yourself over overcooked ribs.

>> No.10490421

I love webm threads
Can someone make a new one? I missed this one

>> No.10490430

>>10490109
he's gotta sell them all bruh

>> No.10490437

>>10490347
>>10490417
I mean as long as you don't have cerebral palsy, cutting yourself really shouldn't be a problem.

>> No.10490446

>>10490350
looks a little under ripe, but it'll do

>> No.10490470

>>10490437
Blind people use them well. I have a HYPER blind aunt that needs to cook somewhat. She uses the damn gloves and they've kept her from fucking up her hands any worse.

>> No.10490481

>>10490437
Pretty much I would even go as far as saying if you're afraid of cutting yourself then just cut off your balls without having any sperm saved you Soyboy.

>> No.10490510
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Time to get drunk.

>> No.10490524

>>10489724
That'll be 500,000 dorra, baka gaijin

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>> No.10490549

>>10490470
>hyper blind
Ya well suck my aunt is super saiyen 3 blind faggot

>> No.10490583
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>> No.10490592

>>10490254
There's a cut in the footage. I hope that his programming is good enough so that he spread something on there.

>> No.10490594
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>> No.10490598

>>10490583
What's so bad about that? Is it cordial concentrate or something?

>> No.10490602

>>10490598
Read the filename. It's an Ecto Cooler juicebox that is 24 years old and so has spoiled and turned into this dark sludge. The glass on the left is how it is supposed to look.

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>>10490043

>> No.10490669

>>10489903
pretty hot

>> No.10490671

>>10490341
>That unheated dry as fuck bun

>> No.10490679

>>10490098
what a fag

>> No.10490704
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>> No.10490715

>>10490360
why is that man about to cry
is he alright?

>> No.10490726

>>10490417

grow up

>> No.10490728
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>> No.10490740

>>10490728

why dont they just hard boil it?

>> No.10490743

>>10490043
>Flacid
>8 inches and thick

I don't think so

>> No.10490751

>>10490116
Sweet

>> No.10490765

>>10490345
I like the atmosphere of the bar. Drink looks very well made, too bad idk what most those ingredients taste of

>> No.10490786

>>10490417
I like these vids, it makes fun of bloggers who think they can cook.

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>> No.10490803

>>10490534
That was a nail biter!

>> No.10490805

>>10490715
i think hes having an orgasm

>> No.10490815

>>10490740
You missed the point.
They never developed pots or pans to fry or boil

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>> No.10490834

>>10490790
delet this pls

>> No.10490856

>>10490152
His arms even move like a robot

>> No.10490872
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>>10489903
Absolutely disgusting

I bet they wouldn't mind sharing toothbrush either

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>> No.10490887

>>10490872
I worked 9 years with the same line cooks. We shared food, water, a couple tooth brushes, a lot of other things. You start to not give a fuck when you spend too much time with another person, let's say ten hours a day.

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>>10490887
I hope you cleaned your shit.

>> No.10490894

>>10490887
How poor do you guys have to be to not just buy another toothbrush .

Sharing toothbrush is pretty much french kissing each other and eating each other left over food between their teeth

>> No.10490896

>>10490889
>Scrubbing off flavor

>> No.10490902

>>10490815
Can't they just hold it over a fire?

>> No.10490906

>>10490896
I want to taste the meat, not the heat.

>> No.10490918

>>10490889
We busted our ass in the kitchen, but we did everything we could to bust our ass and cover for each other. We'd come in on vacation for each other, driving like a bat out of hell 2 hours out of town washing up in the locker (yes we had a locker-room). It was rare but shit happened. You try to keep all your stuff with you but you didn't care if the guy next to you tossed you the deodorant.

Fucked up little family. Surprisingly I have no STDs. Should've worked on an oil-rig though. Better pay.

>> No.10490926

>>10490894
Some of us were so used to working in up to 130F in the summer and sharing water all day long the my germs thing between a few of us didn't bother us. We weren't kissing for fun but sharing food or utensils wasn't given a thought.

>> No.10490930

>>10490085
>this tastes weird
My fucking sides.

>> No.10490950

>>10490926
I don't mind sharing utensils, water cups

but sharing toothbrush is another level, you use it to clean, you shouldn't share it with anyone else

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>>10489750

>> No.10490958
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THIS IS THE WORST THREAD I'VE EVER SEEN

NONE OF IT IS GROSS OR GOOD

>> No.10490975

>>10489724
There is absolutely nothing impressive about that.

>> No.10490977

>>10489903
>>10490036
My sisters do things like that all the time.
And so do I.

>> No.10490982

>>10490834
t. british policewoman

>> No.10490985
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>>10490958
Be the change you want to be.

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>>10490549

>> No.10491001

>>10490728
>>10490815
could they not find a fucking rock?

>> No.10491007

>>10490902
They live in fucking huts made of leaves and tree sap they don't understand the concept, plus there is probably some salt in that sand so that's how they get some flavor since they probably don't understand salt either.

>> No.10491011

>>10490790
>alumium knife
Perfect for those who feel like cheap supermarket knives don't need to be sharpened often enough.

>> No.10491023
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>> No.10491025

>>10490073
looks horrible, unseasoned and with no butter 0/10

>> No.10491030

>>10490116
>Gainax makes an ad.

>> No.10491031

>>10490352
dino tendies?

>> No.10491045

>>10490975
>There is absolutely nothing impressive about that.
This level of stupidity impressive.
Why would you order that?

>> No.10491046

>>10490728
>animal planet
kek

>> No.10491047

>>10490958
Go back to /b/ then, where you belong.
>>10490985
I hope you mean him leaving, because we don't want his kind of change.

>> No.10491050

Welp there goes another thread. These threads has been killed by eggman posting
Fuck this gay shit, /wsg/ is much civillized.

>> No.10491064

>>10490349
I remember that episode. The "chef" was so proud of his pizza because some reporter wrote a single column in a local newspaper calling it the best pizza in the city. And he accused Ramsey of not knowing 'authentic' Italian pizza when he didn't like it.

>> No.10491067

>>10489903
Unironically want to pump future generations into her

>> No.10491069

>>10490583
>Not the one where he eats like 10 fucking light bulbs
Zzz

>> No.10491092

>>10490417
>>10490715
>new fags not knowing who he is and that hes high as fuck off come as usual

>> No.10491099

>>10489750
Based eggmanposter

>> No.10491156

>>10489750
eggscellent post. but one has to wonder...how does he get out of the egg fort withouth breaking any eggs?

>> No.10491159

>>10489903
that's fucken hot. i don't care what anyone says.

>> No.10491177

>>10489903
oh my... they were 18 when that was filmed, right?

>> No.10491182

>>10489724
do americans actually do this?

>> No.10491185

>>10490352
some people are only alive simply because murder is illegal

>> No.10491198

>>10491046
haha

>> No.10491207

>>10490765
Some liquor mixes over there can get pretty complex with a lot of herbal notes, which is what they're going for kinda here.
Also fancy bars like these are usually in ginza and hate the stereotypical foreigners; going there would require nearly no cultural faux-pas

>> No.10491212

>>10490437
>>10490378
Some people who just started cooking and weren't taught knife technique but also invested in sharp knives (ton of these people out there) are often told and rightly so to use these because they wreck their fingers

>> No.10491219

>>10490646
the "2 holes" look like sculptures.

>> No.10491227

>>10490649
there are some with an elbow too .

>> No.10491241

>>10490985
its be the change you want to SEE you idiot
be the change you want to be dont make a lick of sense boy

>> No.10491253

>>10490347
>using that much force on the carrot
the knife wasn't sharp

>> No.10491254

>>10491212
it's less about protecting the fingers as it is about protecting the food

imagine getting blood into 50 pounds of chopped onions, nobody wants that

>> No.10491259

>>10491254
>flashback to year 10 camp
>friends and I got picked to chop the vegetables for the lunch wraps
>friend is cutting tomatoes and manages to cut his finger
>he kept trying to continue bleeding into the food
>had to get the camp instructor to drag him away
What the fuck is wrong with some people.

>> No.10491330

>>10489903
>>10490036
they're not blood related, so there's that

>> No.10491346

>>10491025
If you're paying that much for steak, the LAST thing you want is to smother the taste by overseasoning it.

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>>10490958
holy fuck dude

>> No.10491362

>>10489750
Are there pipes under the eggs or how does he heat them up?

>> No.10491366

>>10490715
That man is 97% cocaine. He always looks like that.
Its Diego Maradona btw.

>> No.10491383

>>10490743
speak for yourself

>> No.10491436

>>10490345
>all that tonka powder
is this guy planning to kill someone?

>> No.10491450

>>10490353
Presentation is cute but it looks like it'd be freezing cold and those eggs probably have an awful texture

>> No.10491502

>>10491436
look at his eyes he clearly works for the yakuza

>> No.10491511

>>10490765
That's because most of those ingredients aren't real

Someone tried to poorly transliterate romanji so we got treated to "callaway" and "cardamon"

>> No.10491515

>>10489731
For you.

>> No.10491536

>>10490352
Masaokis?

>> No.10491559

>>10490043
>Drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
Now, English isn't my first language but shouldn't it be "Drizzled with dipping sauce resembling semen" ? This makes it seem like it's actually drizzled with cum.

>> No.10491703

>>10490958
Made me salivate

>> No.10491762

>>10490378
Holy shit that pic makes me feel bad still. Poor grill.

>> No.10491791

>>10490116
And I always thought the mock ads from the Simpsons were just that.

>> No.10491798

>>10489903
obama has really cute daughters.

>> No.10491804

>>10490341
why go through the effort of mixing all that shit and shaping the boogers with a soda can when you can just cook up your burgers and buns, and throw the toppings on after you melt the cheese and take the booger off the grill

>> No.10491818

>>10490152
is zucc the first computer ever to pass the turing taste?

>> No.10491825

>>10490054
for you

>> No.10491831

>>10490345
>drowning out all those sophisticated tastes with vodka

>> No.10491838

>>10490241
based

>> No.10491854

>>10490926
>We weren't kissing for fun

So why were you kissing then?

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>> No.10491883

>>10491871
SO QUIRKY

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>>10490341
This trend of trying to make trailer trash cuisine be some soft of Avant Garde Haute cuisine drives me up the fucking walls

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>> No.10491893

>>10491857
B3ta!

>> No.10491899

>>10490073
Meat seems extremely greasy is that normal ?

>> No.10491907
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>>10491885
Trailer trash wants to feel special every now and then too.

>> No.10491909

>>10490116
Japan needs to chill the FUCK out

>> No.10491918

>>10491907
i want a cute beef gf.

>> No.10491922

>>10491899
That's the whole point of super-premium beef: a high, but uniformly distriubuted, amount of fat.

>> No.10491923

>>10489903
Why did he buy only one popsicle, and not two, that's the question.

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>> No.10491930

>>10490534
>That second hammer

>> No.10491939

>>10491925
Nothing wrong with eating brains. It's basically just fat. Of course I would rather eat brain from Europe made by someone who can spell hygiene than from some filthy street poo in loo.

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>>10490345

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>> No.10491962

>>10491948
the thing that i despise about these is none of the recipes are even good, it's all memeshit

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There isn't enough Jack in this thread.

>> No.10491987

>>10491968
>american food

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>>10491948
I can't imagine that being good. All the stuff inside gets cooked, not baked. It may be alright if there weren't raw veggies in there, but there are.

>> No.10492005

>>10491984
Now there is.

>> No.10492006
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10492006

>> No.10492008
File: 1.58 MB, 1280x720, jack and kitchenaid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492008

>>10492005
No, we need more.

>> No.10492017

>>10491899
Yes, it's got shittons of fat but it's evenly distributed through the meat. When it cooks, the fat melts into the meat and becomes flavour. That's the entire point of high grade beef.

It'd taste ridiculously good, but it's probably still not worth it's price for any normal person.

>> No.10492032
File: 1.97 MB, 500x500, bbq chicken rolls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492032

>>10492008
I'll add some of these too.

>> No.10492033
File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, pav bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492033

>> No.10492039

>>10491831
>vodka
>taste
hmm

>> No.10492040

>>10492032
This one actually looks pretty good.

>> No.10492041

>>10489903
You think they share dicks too?

>> No.10492047

>>10492008
We really don't. Everybody already knows that Jack is a clown.

>> No.10492057

>>10490534
I just had a flashback to English class in middle school where a project was to make a rube goldberg machine. Fucking ENGLISH class.

>> No.10492059
File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, jack makes jenkem.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492059

>>10492047
Don't be rude.

>> No.10492064

>>10491922
>>10492017
Oh okay, seems cool then. I like a bit of fat in my meat sometimes, but I usually prefer the parts that have the less amount of fat in the beef.

>> No.10492070
File: 57 KB, 320x294, Disapproval turtle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492070

>>10492040
Plenty of them do I think, but rules are rules and we're supposed to hate them.

>> No.10492083

>>10492070
Maybe. I would have used puff pastry instead of pizza though dough

>> No.10492093
File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, 1470316668334_1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492093

>> No.10492101

>>10490728
Admiring his squatform.
Ass to sand.

>> No.10492120

>>10490274
the meat probably cost more than the knife

>> No.10492144
File: 2.97 MB, 360x360, cheeseburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492144

>> No.10492164

>>10492144
>how_to_waste_meat.webm

>> No.10492207

>>10492093
nazi pastries at 0:52

>> No.10492210
File: 2.68 MB, 440x440, asianchickennuggers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492210

>>10492164
How 'bout this one then?

>> No.10492212
File: 2.88 MB, 400x400, Sushi for retards.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492212

>> No.10492222

>>10491925
>>10491939
I guess prions aren't an issue with animal brains as long as the animal isn't sick.

>> No.10492253

>>10492222
A disease is not an issue as long as there is no disease? Huh, didn't know that

>> No.10492264

>>10491907
i spotted 2 dirty white hippie sluts

>> No.10492267

>>10492253
Not all diseases are harmful to the carrier.
It could just be an inherent risk of eating brain.

>> No.10492278

>>10492059
top kek. that fucking filename

>> No.10492288

>>10492267
Yeah, but you can't just be a carrier for prions. The thing why prions are so dangerous is because they're thermostable. Usually you just cook something; this will already destroy almost everything that can be dangerous. Prions, however, survive boiling water and, unless you charcoal the meat, grilling too.
But then again, prions in sheep or pig brains are rather seldom and especially sheep brain is a delicacy in Romania. They cook the whole head, with all the nice face meat and the brain is like paté you can put on bread.

>> No.10492300

>>10490583
It's a shame because he seems like such a cool guy, but you know he's going to die from some horrible accident trying to eat a dozen bottle openers or some shit.

>> No.10492309

>>10490152
>That pause as he's moving the toast up to his mouth
This dude is so fucking weird

>> No.10492324

>>10491995
She can shovel it in, I'd rather eat it after it comes out

>> No.10492359

>>10490073
Where the fuck is the SALT?????

>> No.10492365

>>10492359
Think they have bowls of optional seasonings next to the diners.

>> No.10492372
File: 2.88 MB, 500x500, steamy testicles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492372

>> No.10492375

>>10489750
Where does he buy these many eggs? How does he transport them to his stand?

>> No.10492388

>>10489750
where does he keep the cash?

>> No.10492416

>>10489724

What a fucking waste of food.

>> No.10492420

>>10490098
>filename
Well played

>> No.10492426

>>10492416
>I live in the 3rd world
You do know the west overproduces food, theres no longer any need to be frugal.

>> No.10492432

>>10490728
How do they the egg without swallowing the sand?

>> No.10492436

>>10491559
You're correct, their phrasing is awkward.

>> No.10492440

>>10490116
Looks better than black clover.

>> No.10492462
File: 2.81 MB, 852x480, Bright Idea.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492462

>>10491069
Calm down.

>> No.10492464

>>10491871
>using cheetos as ingredients
I still want to believe this is just a big meme and no one ever does it

>> No.10492478
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, I've got balls of ice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492478

>>10491940
Move bitch, get out the way.

>> No.10492480

>>10492288
Kek, am mancat creier de miel ieri.

>> No.10492486

>>10491968
>only inspects .01% of the imports
well no shit you fucking retards, you can't test every shrimp which are probably even destroyed by the test

>> No.10492491

>>10492480
frumos

>> No.10492502

>>10492491
nu am mai vazut romani pe /ck/. Cum ti se pare boardul?

>> No.10492515

>>10490345
That looks like custom gin & tonic with syrup and lime. He is basically making his own mix of gin, minus the turmeric. Jt looks gay but incredibly tasty.

>> No.10492520

>>10492502
Scuze. Nu sunt români și românul meu este forte rău.

>> No.10492526
File: 2.22 MB, 480x255, 1521816349855.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492526

>>10490790

>> No.10492536

>>10492520
it was decent enough to make think that you were romanian though.

>> No.10492540

>>10490350
Looks pretty interesting. Source?

>> No.10492550

>>10492536
What, saying "nice" in romanian? I am a bit of a Romaniaboo, though, so I know a thing or two.

>> No.10492552

>>10491907
I'd never eat beef again, fuck.

>> No.10492553

>>10490353
>here's a plate of rice if a tenth of an egg
>enjoy

>> No.10492554

>>10492550
>Romaniaboo
why would you ever

>> No.10492561

>>10492550
It was a good response , fitting to my question.Not to mention that you knew that brains are considered a delicacy in Romania, on a board that only knows the latest hijinks of master chef Jack.

>> No.10492574

>>10492554
Interesting history, basically the black sheep of roman descendants, german minorities, the Carpathians and the forests, all that wildlife, it is socially acceptable to hate gypsies (just avoid gypsies).

>>10492561
I know several foreigners, Romanians among them. One guy once told in length how when he visited his parents they had sheep head.

>> No.10492580
File: 1.13 MB, 1080x1076, Screenshot_20180422-141249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492580

>>10490043
>keep eye contact

>> No.10492596

>>10490728
Niggers aren't human.

>> No.10492604

>>10489903
>sweating man in a green shirt using a towel to wipe his brow.jpg

>> No.10492605

>>10491818
No because he's not fooling anyone

>> No.10492607
File: 2.88 MB, 540x302, candy pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492607

SAWCE

>> No.10492608

>>10491511
Catdamon exists, you ignorant

>> No.10492620

>>10490790
Impressive, but it will probably deform the instant you chop something with force and the edge meets the surface.

>> No.10492622

>>10492264
they are just tourists. one of them was probably asking the guy for a picture or something

>> No.10492624
File: 2.75 MB, 730x714, breakfast sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492624

>> No.10492633

>>10490882
>pork
>sugar
>no salt
NO!

>> No.10492638

>>10490882
jesus fucking christ

>> No.10492644

>>10492624
>this XXX does YYY and ZZZ
*cut to soyboy or roastie doing thumbs up*
No more please

>> No.10492645

>>10492633
>shitload of soy sauce

>> No.10492647
File: 2.90 MB, 640x642, when you nuttin and she still suckin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492647

>>10492644

>> No.10492655

>>10490592
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ZGLPxEv_EWo
45 seconds. he eats it plain
>>10491818
bit of a stretch to say he passes

>> No.10492656

>>10492624
>deconstruction
of anything, I just hate that. HURR DURR I AM SO CLEVER BY DOING SOMETHING NEW WITH SOMETHING TRADITIONAL

>> No.10492657

>>10492033
I miss pav bhaji :(
Mikey Chen also covered it in his Mumbai visit
https://youtu.be/0Zo-NYh8F3k

>> No.10492664
File: 2.88 MB, 640x562, peanut reduction with a berry puree atop whole grains.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492664

>>10492656

>> No.10492666

>>10491968
thats literally Bailey Jay at :10 seconds in

>> No.10492667
File: 2.89 MB, 640x316, Poo In Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492667

>>10492657

>> No.10492699

>>10492059
That filename is amazing.

>> No.10492700

>>10492667
That's exactly how we eat food.. Finally, the truth is out!

>> No.10492702
File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492702

>> No.10492713

>>10491025
>no butter
It's like 50% fat

>> No.10492743

>>10490152
Beep beep boop beep I will now proceed to masticate the scorched bread product in the normal human way. MMM MMM. Human digestion is a pleasurable experience.

>> No.10492761

>>10491831
>drowning out all those sophisticated tastes with vodka

which should taste like nothing. You drink crappy vodka .

>> No.10492770

>>10492144
this is food for fat dudes with tattoos who drink craft beer and think they're hot shit

>> No.10492786

>>10492093
Wow, this one is pretty impressive.

>> No.10492795
File: 24 KB, 498x320, 6113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492795

>>10492770
It's just a cheeseburger, what are you on about?

>> No.10492798

>>10489739
? i dont get it

>> No.10492803

>>10492144
>flattening a burger on the source of heat and not before putting it on the heat

fucking hate these numales.

>> No.10492822

>>10492803
It came out right, didn't it? what's your problem?

>> No.10492853

>>10492822
Did it come out right? Did you eat it?

>> No.10492856

>>10492853
No, but I think you're full of shit.

>> No.10492868
File: 2.88 MB, 450x252, 79 lb vs 330 lb diet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492868

>> No.10492884

>>10492856
then shut the fuck up

>> No.10492893

>>10492868
>they both have a shitty diet
>just one eats much less than the other
>and the fat one of course underestimates their caloric intake by merely a quarter

>> No.10492911

>>10492041
They share mommy's dick. That's for sure.

>> No.10492912

>>10489903
I wish that ice cream was my dick if you catch my meme

>> No.10492921

>>10490815
I think they missed the point. You'd think at some point there would be one person who didn't like eating sand who is like "Why don't we make tools so life is less miserable? How like most humans do?"

>> No.10492929

>>10492633
are you retarded?

>>10492645
Any person who has ever tasted soy sauce would know that it provides more than enough salt.

>> No.10492933

>>10492921
Yeah, they're the ones who stopped living as hunter gatherers in the Kalahari desert.

>> No.10492942

>>10492702
watching this man eat food makes me hungry

>> No.10492945

>>10492884
Maybe you had a decent argument, but as expected, you don't.

>> No.10492981

>>10492945
Argument?

>it came out right didnt it?
>did it? did you taste it?
>no

checkmate genderqueers.

>> No.10492989

>>10491092
>>new fags

>> No.10493020
File: 2.09 MB, 640x360, maybe mushrooms and some kind of tofu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10493020

>>10492942
I've been watching the show all day, I have no idea what half the things are but the dude just loves his food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTLeiUQZfs

>> No.10493031

>>10492657
That webm has elevated pav bhaji to meme status unfortunately. It's good but its not kingly; the more traditional regional foods are better

>South
idli, dosa, sambar, coconut chutney, utthapam

>Punjabi and northern
naan, lassi, all the thick and creamy foods served with flatbread or fragrant rice like shahi/palak paneer, dum aloo, butter chicken, dal makhani

pav bhaji is just too intense and absurd with how much stuff it has going on.

>> No.10493037
File: 24 KB, 657x527, 601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10493037

>>10489903
>tfw been to that place in Adams Morgan.

>> No.10493047

>>10490470
so she's even more blind than regular blind... wow that's unfortunate

>> No.10493058

>>10492607
LOL GUIS LETS MAKE A COOL COOKING SHOW WITH LOSERS WITHOUT MUSCLES OR GLASSES(dark).

>> No.10493063

>>10492795
the way they got that cut of meat in a paper bag to seem artisanal, the blending in of bacon when grounding the meat, the cast iron pan, the tattoos, idk man

>> No.10493065

>>10491940
jesus christ favrou, it's just ice

>> No.10493068

>>10492702
>kodoku no gurume

oh, is season 7 out yet ?

>> No.10493105

>>10493068
I think it's just started.

>> No.10493116

>>10490345
faggotry/10

>> No.10493140
File: 2.87 MB, 400x224, 91 lb vs 293 lb diet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10493140

>>10492893
try this one
she can't eat a normal meal because she's addicted to fruits

>> No.10493148

>>10492981
Only you "forgot" the main question, like the slippery fag you are:
> what's your problem?
You haven't eaten it either, so your "argument" doesn't mean a fucking thing. You're just talking out of your ass, because you're full of shit.

The burger is fine, and you're an idiot.

>> No.10493158

>>10490815
You missed the point
You can use the fucking shell itself to prepare it you dumb nigger

>> No.10493164

>>10490352
>theres a fat lady at the end
noow i unserstand

>> No.10493168

>>10493140
Huh, wait. Now is that their estimated intake or is it their goal intake? Because no way in hell anyone would estimate those 6k as 2.5

>> No.10493222

does anyone have that webm of a guy making a italian sandwich? that one which starts well, but then he keeps filling the bread with stuff

>> No.10493227

>>10491968
"cancer causing chemicals" so everyday stuff?

>> No.10493286

>>10491968
Now please show how vegan ersatz "food" is made.

>> No.10493289

>>10493063
You don't use cast iron for your burger? what a fag

>> No.10493293
File: 2.85 MB, 400x224, 101lb vs 261lb diet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10493293

>>10493168
it shows their estimated intake then shows you what their actual intake is
she thinks she eats 2k, but it's actually 1k
he thinks he eats 3k but it's actually 6.4k

>> No.10493301

>>10491046
you made me chuckle you cheeky fucker

>> No.10493303

>>10492607
as much as I love my pastries and desserts, this is absolutely fucking digusting

>> No.10493304

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1524429290159.webm

>> No.10493317

>>10491968
>yogurt production makes toxic waste

are they talking about whey? Because they have been figuring out ways to deal with it

>> No.10493340

>>10491975
>go back to the ki-
>oh you're already there, here are some more knives have fun

>> No.10493353

>>10492607
jesus christ. fuck these guys

>> No.10493358

>>10493293
kek fatty at least has *some* vegetables in her diet

>> No.10493375

>>10491940

Chick-fil-A does the same shit with my drinks... All ice, no drink.

>> No.10493384

>>10491968
The one that gets me is the hotdog one. Like, nothing is terrible in that, and it ensures that every part of the animal is used. What is so terrible about trimmings, fat, and a cereal mix?

>> No.10493391

>>10490790
OI BRUV DELETE THIS

>> No.10493404

>>10491871
any recipe that uses cheetos needs to be disregarded

>> No.10493408

>>10493384
It sounds disgusting. Like when Jamie Oliver showed those kids how chicken nuggets are made.
>It's disgusting mush if I don't like it
>It's paté if I made it

>> No.10493409

>>10491907
well jesus, thats adorbs

>> No.10493448

>>10493293
whats the name of the show?

>> No.10493454

>>10492624
>this restaurant
Anything that starts with this is maymay food

>> No.10493523

>>10490728
So the traditional camp fire way of cooking egg is to make a hole in the top of the egg, then make a hole in the sand/ashes to stand the egg up straight, then pile embers around the egg. After about 30 minutes you have a hard "boiled" egg.

That's what I expected to happen, instead what I got was nigggggers.

>> No.10493532

>>10493448
supersize vs superskinny
hilarious they can't even use the word fat lmao

>> No.10493587

>>10493532
thanks

>> No.10493592

>>10491923
He is teaching them about glorious socialism.

>> No.10493666

>>10490360
Maradona needs to stop doing so much coke

>> No.10493764

>>10491995
Leave mukbang to attractive people you fat ugly cunt

>> No.10493820
File: 2.96 MB, 400x224, attractive mukbang.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10493820

>>10493764
>fat ugly cunt

>> No.10493830
File: 2.92 MB, 400x224, attractive mukbang 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10493830

>>10493820

>> No.10493841

>>10492212
This looks fucking awful fuck Buzzfeed

>> No.10493866

>>10492633
Ironic that a soyboy wouldn't know about soy sauce

>> No.10493867

>>10492212
>it's shaped in a circle so it's a donut
Fuck you

>> No.10493906
File: 81 KB, 760x760, Yuka_Kinoshita.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10493906

>>10493830
>>10493820
Literally fuck all of you, praise lord Kinoshita

>> No.10494061

>>10491092
guy is a literally who

>> No.10494092

>>10492607
I knew that channel was dying the moment Muscles Glasses left, they made a vidya Let's Play channel and started streaming on twitch.

>> No.10494149

>>10491907
i love animals, they're delicious

>> No.10494168

>>10494092
It died when they sold it to the FYI channel

>> No.10494176
File: 1.57 MB, 217x217, 1386284432036.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10494176

>>10492359

In the comments

>> No.10494274

>>10491907
These videos are the one things which make me question my lifestyle as a meat eater. Seeing cows like this makes me never want to eat beef again.

>> No.10494308

>>10492144
This looks genuinely very good, if anything he could have made the patties thinner but when most other "tasty videos" show people making thick disgusting patties this is a slimmer of hope
>>10492803
Smash burgers are the only way to go you bitch

>> No.10494353

>>10493140
mirin that bulk

>> No.10494660

>>10494274
but most cows are assholes

>> No.10494783

>>10490646
It might be possible to sell a few of those blocks as modern art.

>> No.10494805

>>10492647
This is interesting