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thats a big sushi
I am gay by the way edition
LOL HOW DOES HE SUCK ALL THE EGGS WITHOUT BREAKING THEM LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL SURLY EGG CHAD VS EGG VIRGIN LOL ALL THE EGGS ALLLLLLLLL THE EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOL EGGS!!!!!!!!!! HOW???????? DOES HE EVER LEAVE HIS EGGS LOL EGGSEGGSGGS
>>10489739>surly egg chad LOLNo love for dr. eggman?
>>10489750i'll rape and murder your entire family in a home invasion
>>10489752good luck I am behind 7 proxies :)
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>>10489724Japan was a mistake.
>>10489903it ain't normal for siblings to look at each other like that.
>>10489903Haha, is like benis.
>>10490043i dunno man, they look kinda small.
>>10490089Cats are not food.
>>10490089Not nearly as much fun as inverted circles of tape on the floor.
>>10489750how does he get out?
>>10489903god I wish that were me
>>10490085>That'll be $24.99>Plus tip for this roastie who carried it to your table
I require more visual examples of carbon based life forms ingesting organic material.
>>10490152only a fuckin lizard eats dry toast
>>10490073>cutting on the grill
>>10490116holy fucking shit this is amazing
>>10490349yeah that slimy cheese ball isn't very visually appealing but damn it probably tastes great
>>10490393hehe, oh boy
>>10490378To prove how you can't cut yourself with them. >>10490362HAHA GUYS IT'S SO FUNNY! XDDDDD!DDDD God I fucking hate that shit so much. >>10490360Yes, cream yourself over overcooked ribs.
I love webm threadsCan someone make a new one? I missed this one
>>10490109he's gotta sell them all bruh
>>10490347>>10490417I mean as long as you don't have cerebral palsy, cutting yourself really shouldn't be a problem.
>>10490350looks a little under ripe, but it'll do
>>10490437Blind people use them well. I have a HYPER blind aunt that needs to cook somewhat. She uses the damn gloves and they've kept her from fucking up her hands any worse.
>>10490437Pretty much I would even go as far as saying if you're afraid of cutting yourself then just cut off your balls without having any sperm saved you Soyboy.
Time to get drunk.
>>10489724That'll be 500,000 dorra, baka gaijin
>>10490470>hyper blindYa well suck my aunt is super saiyen 3 blind faggot
>>10490254There's a cut in the footage. I hope that his programming is good enough so that he spread something on there.
>>10490583What's so bad about that? Is it cordial concentrate or something?
>>10490598Read the filename. It's an Ecto Cooler juicebox that is 24 years old and so has spoiled and turned into this dark sludge. The glass on the left is how it is supposed to look.
>>10490341>That unheated dry as fuck bun
>>10490098what a fag
>>10490360why is that man about to cryis he alright?
>>10490728why dont they just hard boil it?
>>10490043>Flacid>8 inches and thickI don't think so
>>10490345I like the atmosphere of the bar. Drink looks very well made, too bad idk what most those ingredients taste of
>>10490417I like these vids, it makes fun of bloggers who think they can cook.
>>10490534That was a nail biter!
>>10490715i think hes having an orgasm
>>10490740You missed the point.They never developed pots or pans to fry or boil
>>10490790delet this pls
>>10490152His arms even move like a robot
>>10489903Absolutely disgusting I bet they wouldn't mind sharing toothbrush either
>>10490872I worked 9 years with the same line cooks. We shared food, water, a couple tooth brushes, a lot of other things. You start to not give a fuck when you spend too much time with another person, let's say ten hours a day.
>>10490887I hope you cleaned your shit.
>>10490887How poor do you guys have to be to not just buy another toothbrush .Sharing toothbrush is pretty much french kissing each other and eating each other left over food between their teeth
>>10490889>Scrubbing off flavor
>>10490815Can't they just hold it over a fire?
>>10490896I want to taste the meat, not the heat.
>>10490889We busted our ass in the kitchen, but we did everything we could to bust our ass and cover for each other. We'd come in on vacation for each other, driving like a bat out of hell 2 hours out of town washing up in the locker (yes we had a locker-room). It was rare but shit happened. You try to keep all your stuff with you but you didn't care if the guy next to you tossed you the deodorant.Fucked up little family. Surprisingly I have no STDs. Should've worked on an oil-rig though. Better pay.
>>10490894Some of us were so used to working in up to 130F in the summer and sharing water all day long the my germs thing between a few of us didn't bother us. We weren't kissing for fun but sharing food or utensils wasn't given a thought.
>>10490085>this tastes weirdMy fucking sides.
>>10490926I don't mind sharing utensils, water cupsbut sharing toothbrush is another level, you use it to clean, you shouldn't share it with anyone else
THIS IS THE WORST THREAD I'VE EVER SEENNONE OF IT IS GROSS OR GOOD
>>10489724There is absolutely nothing impressive about that.
>>10489903>>10490036My sisters do things like that all the time.And so do I.
>>10490834t. british policewoman
>>10490958Be the change you want to be.
>>10490728>>10490815could they not find a fucking rock?
>>10490902They live in fucking huts made of leaves and tree sap they don't understand the concept, plus there is probably some salt in that sand so that's how they get some flavor since they probably don't understand salt either.
>>10490790>alumium knifePerfect for those who feel like cheap supermarket knives don't need to be sharpened often enough.
>>10490073looks horrible, unseasoned and with no butter 0/10
>>10490116>Gainax makes an ad.
>>10490975>There is absolutely nothing impressive about that.This level of stupidity impressive.Why would you order that?
>>10490958Go back to /b/ then, where you belong.>>10490985I hope you mean him leaving, because we don't want his kind of change.
Welp there goes another thread. These threads has been killed by eggman postingFuck this gay shit, /wsg/ is much civillized.
>>10490349I remember that episode. The "chef" was so proud of his pizza because some reporter wrote a single column in a local newspaper calling it the best pizza in the city. And he accused Ramsey of not knowing 'authentic' Italian pizza when he didn't like it.
>>10489903Unironically want to pump future generations into her
>>10490583>Not the one where he eats like 10 fucking light bulbsZzz
>>10490417>>10490715>new fags not knowing who he is and that hes high as fuck off come as usual
>>10489750eggscellent post. but one has to wonder...how does he get out of the egg fort withouth breaking any eggs?
>>10489903that's fucken hot. i don't care what anyone says.
>>10489903oh my... they were 18 when that was filmed, right?
>>10489724do americans actually do this?
>>10490352some people are only alive simply because murder is illegal
>>10490765Some liquor mixes over there can get pretty complex with a lot of herbal notes, which is what they're going for kinda here.Also fancy bars like these are usually in ginza and hate the stereotypical foreigners; going there would require nearly no cultural faux-pas
>>10490437>>10490378Some people who just started cooking and weren't taught knife technique but also invested in sharp knives (ton of these people out there) are often told and rightly so to use these because they wreck their fingers
>>10490646the "2 holes" look like sculptures.
>>10490649there are some with an elbow too .
>>10490985its be the change you want to SEE you idiotbe the change you want to be dont make a lick of sense boy
>>10490347>using that much force on the carrotthe knife wasn't sharp
>>10491212it's less about protecting the fingers as it is about protecting the foodimagine getting blood into 50 pounds of chopped onions, nobody wants that
>>10491254>flashback to year 10 camp>friends and I got picked to chop the vegetables for the lunch wraps>friend is cutting tomatoes and manages to cut his finger>he kept trying to continue bleeding into the food>had to get the camp instructor to drag him awayWhat the fuck is wrong with some people.
>>10489903>>10490036they're not blood related, so there's that
>>10491025If you're paying that much for steak, the LAST thing you want is to smother the taste by overseasoning it.
>>10490958holy fuck dude
>>10489750Are there pipes under the eggs or how does he heat them up?
>>10490715That man is 97% cocaine. He always looks like that.Its Diego Maradona btw.
>>10490743speak for yourself
>>10490345>all that tonka powderis this guy planning to kill someone?
>>10490353Presentation is cute but it looks like it'd be freezing cold and those eggs probably have an awful texture
>>10491436look at his eyes he clearly works for the yakuza
>>10490765That's because most of those ingredients aren't realSomeone tried to poorly transliterate romanji so we got treated to "callaway" and "cardamon"
>>10490043>Drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauceNow, English isn't my first language but shouldn't it be "Drizzled with dipping sauce resembling semen" ? This makes it seem like it's actually drizzled with cum.
>>10490958Made me salivate
>>10490378Holy shit that pic makes me feel bad still. Poor grill.
>>10490116And I always thought the mock ads from the Simpsons were just that.
>>10489903obama has really cute daughters.
>>10490341why go through the effort of mixing all that shit and shaping the boogers with a soda can when you can just cook up your burgers and buns, and throw the toppings on after you melt the cheese and take the booger off the grill
>>10490152is zucc the first computer ever to pass the turing taste?
>>10490345>drowning out all those sophisticated tastes with vodka
>>10490926>We weren't kissing for funSo why were you kissing then?
>>10490341This trend of trying to make trailer trash cuisine be some soft of Avant Garde Haute cuisine drives me up the fucking walls
>>10490073Meat seems extremely greasy is that normal ?
>>10491885Trailer trash wants to feel special every now and then too.
>>10490116Japan needs to chill the FUCK out
>>10491907i want a cute beef gf.
>>10491899That's the whole point of super-premium beef: a high, but uniformly distriubuted, amount of fat.
>>10489903Why did he buy only one popsicle, and not two, that's the question.
>>10490534>That second hammer
>>10491925Nothing wrong with eating brains. It's basically just fat. Of course I would rather eat brain from Europe made by someone who can spell hygiene than from some filthy street poo in loo.
>>10491948the thing that i despise about these is none of the recipes are even good, it's all memeshit
There isn't enough Jack in this thread.
>>10491948I can't imagine that being good. All the stuff inside gets cooked, not baked. It may be alright if there weren't raw veggies in there, but there are.
>>10491984Now there is.
>>10492005No, we need more.
>>10491899Yes, it's got shittons of fat but it's evenly distributed through the meat. When it cooks, the fat melts into the meat and becomes flavour. That's the entire point of high grade beef.It'd taste ridiculously good, but it's probably still not worth it's price for any normal person.
>>10492008I'll add some of these too.
>>10492032This one actually looks pretty good.
>>10489903You think they share dicks too?
>>10492008We really don't. Everybody already knows that Jack is a clown.
>>10490534I just had a flashback to English class in middle school where a project was to make a rube goldberg machine. Fucking ENGLISH class.
>>10492047Don't be rude.
>>10491922>>10492017Oh okay, seems cool then. I like a bit of fat in my meat sometimes, but I usually prefer the parts that have the less amount of fat in the beef.
>>10492040Plenty of them do I think, but rules are rules and we're supposed to hate them.
>>10492070Maybe. I would have used puff pastry instead of pizza though dough
>>10490728Admiring his squatform.Ass to sand.
>>10490274the meat probably cost more than the knife
>>10492093nazi pastries at 0:52
>>10492164How 'bout this one then?
>>10491925>>10491939I guess prions aren't an issue with animal brains as long as the animal isn't sick.
>>10492222A disease is not an issue as long as there is no disease? Huh, didn't know that
>>10491907i spotted 2 dirty white hippie sluts
>>10492253Not all diseases are harmful to the carrier. It could just be an inherent risk of eating brain.
>>10492059top kek. that fucking filename
>>10492267Yeah, but you can't just be a carrier for prions. The thing why prions are so dangerous is because they're thermostable. Usually you just cook something; this will already destroy almost everything that can be dangerous. Prions, however, survive boiling water and, unless you charcoal the meat, grilling too.But then again, prions in sheep or pig brains are rather seldom and especially sheep brain is a delicacy in Romania. They cook the whole head, with all the nice face meat and the brain is like paté you can put on bread.
>>10490583It's a shame because he seems like such a cool guy, but you know he's going to die from some horrible accident trying to eat a dozen bottle openers or some shit.
>>10490152>That pause as he's moving the toast up to his mouthThis dude is so fucking weird
>>10491995She can shovel it in, I'd rather eat it after it comes out
>>10490073Where the fuck is the SALT?????
>>10492359Think they have bowls of optional seasonings next to the diners.
>>10489750Where does he buy these many eggs? How does he transport them to his stand?
>>10489750where does he keep the cash?
>>10489724What a fucking waste of food.
>>10492416>I live in the 3rd worldYou do know the west overproduces food, theres no longer any need to be frugal.
>>10490728How do they the egg without swallowing the sand?
>>10491559You're correct, their phrasing is awkward.
>>10490116Looks better than black clover.
>>10491871>using cheetos as ingredientsI still want to believe this is just a big meme and no one ever does it
>>10491940Move bitch, get out the way.
>>10492288Kek, am mancat creier de miel ieri.
>>10491968>only inspects .01% of the importswell no shit you fucking retards, you can't test every shrimp which are probably even destroyed by the test
>>10492491nu am mai vazut romani pe /ck/. Cum ti se pare boardul?
>>10490345That looks like custom gin & tonic with syrup and lime. He is basically making his own mix of gin, minus the turmeric. Jt looks gay but incredibly tasty.
>>10492502Scuze. Nu sunt români și românul meu este forte rău.
>>10492520it was decent enough to make think that you were romanian though.
>>10490350Looks pretty interesting. Source?
>>10492536What, saying "nice" in romanian? I am a bit of a Romaniaboo, though, so I know a thing or two.
>>10491907I'd never eat beef again, fuck.
>>10490353>here's a plate of rice if a tenth of an egg>enjoy
>>10492550>Romaniaboowhy would you ever
>>10492550It was a good response , fitting to my question.Not to mention that you knew that brains are considered a delicacy in Romania, on a board that only knows the latest hijinks of master chef Jack.
>>10492554Interesting history, basically the black sheep of roman descendants, german minorities, the Carpathians and the forests, all that wildlife, it is socially acceptable to hate gypsies (just avoid gypsies).>>10492561I know several foreigners, Romanians among them. One guy once told in length how when he visited his parents they had sheep head.
>>10490043>keep eye contact
>>10490728Niggers aren't human.
>>10489903>sweating man in a green shirt using a towel to wipe his brow.jpg
>>10491818No because he's not fooling anyone
>>10491511Catdamon exists, you ignorant
>>10490790Impressive, but it will probably deform the instant you chop something with force and the edge meets the surface.
>>10492264they are just tourists. one of them was probably asking the guy for a picture or something
>>10490882jesus fucking christ
>>10492624>this XXX does YYY and ZZZ*cut to soyboy or roastie doing thumbs up*No more please
>>10492633>shitload of soy sauce
>>10490592https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ZGLPxEv_EWo45 seconds. he eats it plain>>10491818bit of a stretch to say he passes
>>10492624>deconstructionof anything, I just hate that. HURR DURR I AM SO CLEVER BY DOING SOMETHING NEW WITH SOMETHING TRADITIONAL
>>10492033I miss pav bhaji :(Mikey Chen also covered it in his Mumbai visithttps://youtu.be/0Zo-NYh8F3k
>>10491968thats literally Bailey Jay at :10 seconds in
>>10492059That filename is amazing.
>>10492667That's exactly how we eat food.. Finally, the truth is out!
>>10491025>no butterIt's like 50% fat
>>10490152Beep beep boop beep I will now proceed to masticate the scorched bread product in the normal human way. MMM MMM. Human digestion is a pleasurable experience.
>>10491831>drowning out all those sophisticated tastes with vodkawhich should taste like nothing. You drink crappy vodka .
>>10492144this is food for fat dudes with tattoos who drink craft beer and think they're hot shit
>>10492093Wow, this one is pretty impressive.
>>10492770It's just a cheeseburger, what are you on about?
>>10489739? i dont get it
>>10492144>flattening a burger on the source of heat and not before putting it on the heatfucking hate these numales.
>>10492803It came out right, didn't it? what's your problem?
>>10492822Did it come out right? Did you eat it?
>>10492853No, but I think you're full of shit.
>>10492856then shut the fuck up
>>10492868>they both have a shitty diet>just one eats much less than the other>and the fat one of course underestimates their caloric intake by merely a quarter
>>10492041They share mommy's dick. That's for sure.
>>10489903I wish that ice cream was my dick if you catch my meme
>>10490815I think they missed the point. You'd think at some point there would be one person who didn't like eating sand who is like "Why don't we make tools so life is less miserable? How like most humans do?"
>>10492633are you retarded?>>10492645Any person who has ever tasted soy sauce would know that it provides more than enough salt.
>>10492921Yeah, they're the ones who stopped living as hunter gatherers in the Kalahari desert.
>>10492702watching this man eat food makes me hungry
>>10492884Maybe you had a decent argument, but as expected, you don't.
>>10492945Argument?>it came out right didnt it?>did it? did you taste it?>nocheckmate genderqueers.
>>10492942I've been watching the show all day, I have no idea what half the things are but the dude just loves his food.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTLeiUQZfs
>>10492657That webm has elevated pav bhaji to meme status unfortunately. It's good but its not kingly; the more traditional regional foods are better>Southidli, dosa, sambar, coconut chutney, utthapam>Punjabi and northernnaan, lassi, all the thick and creamy foods served with flatbread or fragrant rice like shahi/palak paneer, dum aloo, butter chicken, dal makhanipav bhaji is just too intense and absurd with how much stuff it has going on.
>>10489903>tfw been to that place in Adams Morgan.
>>10490470so she's even more blind than regular blind... wow that's unfortunate
>>10492607LOL GUIS LETS MAKE A COOL COOKING SHOW WITH LOSERS WITHOUT MUSCLES OR GLASSES(dark).
>>10492795the way they got that cut of meat in a paper bag to seem artisanal, the blending in of bacon when grounding the meat, the cast iron pan, the tattoos, idk man
>>10491940jesus christ favrou, it's just ice
>>10492702>kodoku no gurumeoh, is season 7 out yet ?
>>10493068I think it's just started.
>>10492893try this oneshe can't eat a normal meal because she's addicted to fruits
>>10492981Only you "forgot" the main question, like the slippery fag you are:> what's your problem?You haven't eaten it either, so your "argument" doesn't mean a fucking thing. You're just talking out of your ass, because you're full of shit.The burger is fine, and you're an idiot.
>>10490815You missed the pointYou can use the fucking shell itself to prepare it you dumb nigger
>>10490352>theres a fat lady at the endnoow i unserstand
>>10493140Huh, wait. Now is that their estimated intake or is it their goal intake? Because no way in hell anyone would estimate those 6k as 2.5
does anyone have that webm of a guy making a italian sandwich? that one which starts well, but then he keeps filling the bread with stuff
>>10491968"cancer causing chemicals" so everyday stuff?
>>10491968Now please show how vegan ersatz "food" is made.
>>10493063You don't use cast iron for your burger? what a fag
>>10493168it shows their estimated intake then shows you what their actual intake isshe thinks she eats 2k, but it's actually 1khe thinks he eats 3k but it's actually 6.4k
>>10491046you made me chuckle you cheeky fucker
>>10492607as much as I love my pastries and desserts, this is absolutely fucking digusting
>>10491968>yogurt production makes toxic wasteare they talking about whey? Because they have been figuring out ways to deal with it
>>10491975>go back to the ki->oh you're already there, here are some more knives have fun
>>10492607jesus christ. fuck these guys
>>10493293kek fatty at least has *some* vegetables in her diet
>>10491940Chick-fil-A does the same shit with my drinks... All ice, no drink.
>>10491968The one that gets me is the hotdog one. Like, nothing is terrible in that, and it ensures that every part of the animal is used. What is so terrible about trimmings, fat, and a cereal mix?
>>10490790OI BRUV DELETE THIS
>>10491871any recipe that uses cheetos needs to be disregarded
>>10493384It sounds disgusting. Like when Jamie Oliver showed those kids how chicken nuggets are made.>It's disgusting mush if I don't like it>It's paté if I made it
>>10491907well jesus, thats adorbs
>>10493293whats the name of the show?
>>10492624>this restaurant Anything that starts with this is maymay food
>>10490728So the traditional camp fire way of cooking egg is to make a hole in the top of the egg, then make a hole in the sand/ashes to stand the egg up straight, then pile embers around the egg. After about 30 minutes you have a hard "boiled" egg.That's what I expected to happen, instead what I got was nigggggers.
>>10493448supersize vs superskinnyhilarious they can't even use the word fat lmao
>>10491923He is teaching them about glorious socialism.
>>10490360Maradona needs to stop doing so much coke
>>10491995Leave mukbang to attractive people you fat ugly cunt
>>10493764>fat ugly cunt
>>10492212This looks fucking awful fuck Buzzfeed
>>10492633Ironic that a soyboy wouldn't know about soy sauce
>>10492212>it's shaped in a circle so it's a donutFuck you
>>10493830>>10493820Literally fuck all of you, praise lord Kinoshita
>>10491092guy is a literally who
>>10492607I knew that channel was dying the moment Muscles Glasses left, they made a vidya Let's Play channel and started streaming on twitch.
>>10491907i love animals, they're delicious
>>10494092It died when they sold it to the FYI channel
>>10492359In the comments
>>10491907These videos are the one things which make me question my lifestyle as a meat eater. Seeing cows like this makes me never want to eat beef again.
>>10492144This looks genuinely very good, if anything he could have made the patties thinner but when most other "tasty videos" show people making thick disgusting patties this is a slimmer of hope>>10492803Smash burgers are the only way to go you bitch
>>10493140mirin that bulk
>>10494274but most cows are assholes
>>10490646It might be possible to sell a few of those blocks as modern art.
>>10492647This is interesting