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>be me
>27 year old undiscovered Genius
>proficiency and talent in a multitude of subjects
>smarter and less reddit than Gordon Ramsay
>start reading cookery books, watch videos of Marco Pierre White
>realise Gastronomy is an Art
>try to get involved in Gastronomy
>Reddit YouTube videos everywhere
>every dumb cunt under the sun thinks he can cook because he copied a recipe from a video
>start reading about the different periods of cooking, nouvelle, classique etc.
>read about the Michelin guide
>see once great chefs like Marco doing shitty reality tv
>realise Gastronomy has become a meme and its Golden age, like every art form, was decades ago
>realise every moron in his teens is studying cooking at a technical college somewhere
>*Sigh* another ambition and passion quenched by normies
>stop cooking
>"Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?"

>> No.10484181

>>10484159
I'll take a McDouble.

>> No.10484189

>>10484159
>genius
>narrative of declension

choose one and only one

>> No.10484191

>>10484159
So you give up on cooking and get a job at McDonald's instead?
The true partitions life choice.

>> No.10484202

>>10484181
I'll have a Big Mac.

>> No.10484369

>>10484189
You think you can Overcome this Normie world lol?

>> No.10484387

>be me

back to redd*t with you.

>> No.10484416

>>10484202
Would you like to upgrade to a large combo?

>> No.10484440

>>10484159
You did the right thing anon. God bless

>> No.10484488

>>10484159
Imagine going to work at some flash in the pan meme restaurant that is trendy, then makes some meme list of best restaurants you have to try, to dined at by older white people who think they are still hip, to noone dining there anymore and closing it's doors.

Now evaluate your decision OP, to work in Americas most successful restaurant which will undoubtedly outlive all of us.
.McDonald's, I'm lovin it

>> No.10485357

>>10484387
That's been Our Thing (one of many) since long before le reddit even existed, newfag.