>package says bring water to a boil >i bring it to a simmer WAKE UP GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

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Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:13:50 2018 No.10482332 [Reply] [Original]

>package says bring water to a boil
>i bring it to a simmer
WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:31:26 2018 No.10482401 ALCOHOLIC BUT THAT'S JUST CAUSE THE CARDS I WAS DEALT, SENPAI

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:34:37 2018 No.10482414 >>10482332 WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KETCHUP ON THE TABLE?!

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:39:32 2018 No.10482432
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>make a hot pocket
>immediately start eating it because hungry
>burn the fuck out of my entire mouth

I'M NOOOOOOOOOOOT OOOOOOOOOOOKAY
I'M NOT OOOOKAY! I'M NOT OKAY, I'M NOT O-FUCKIN-KAY!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:41:16 2018 No.10482434 Remember to hide all pepe/wojack threads for a better and more fulfilling /ck/ browsing experience. Thank you for your time!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:43:51 2018 No.10482444 >>10482434 reminder that this dude is a faggot and I creampied his mom last night lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:53:19 2018 No.10482475 >>10482444 Sorry that your feelings got hurt, frogposter. Just don’t make such shit threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:54:48 2018 No.10482479 >>10482475 sorry that she moaned loud enough to wake you, anon. I tried donkey punching her to shut her up but it just turned her on more

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:55:31 2018 No.10482484 >>10482332 HE CAN'T BE STOPPED!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:56:38 2018 No.10482487 >ugh no one thought my grocery joker post was funny >damn! no one thought my second joker post was funny either! i know! i'll frogpost next! great contribution. this board isn't devoid of thoughtful content at all, nope

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:57:34 2018 No.10482493 These threads are fucking retarded, even more so than most of the shit /ck/spawns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:58:03 2018 No.10482495 File: 66 KB, 526x400, 1485924888178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482332 >salt to taste >I put in pepper AND IF MY DAY KEEPS GOIN THIS WAY I JUST MIGHT BREAK YO FUCKIN FACE TONIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:04:25 2018 No.10482508 File: 8 KB, 220x229, imag.btm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >lemonade mix says to add 2 tbsps of mix and 1 tbsp sugar >I add 6 tbsps mix and 2 tbsps sugar WHAT IF I WANTED TO BREAK LAUGH IT ALL OFF IN YOUR FACE WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:08:31 2018 No.10482520 >>10482495 >>10482508 was it autism?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:10:37 2018 No.10482528 >>10482520 Yes, but you quoted the wrong posts. Let me help you out. >>10482434 >>10482475 >>10482487 >>10482493 >>10482520

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:16:16 2018 No.10482539 >>10482434 R >>10482475 E >>10482487 D >>10482493 D >>10482520 I

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:21:54 2018 No.10482550 >>10482539 >>10482528 Imagine being this upset that people called you out on 4chan. Sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:23:18 2018 No.10482555 >>10482550 T

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:25:21 2018 No.10482559 >>10482414 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:25:25 2018 No.10482560 >>10482550 LMAO THIS NIGGA JUST GOT DABBED ON L L L L LLLLLLLL

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:26:23 2018 No.10482563 >>10482444 based frogposter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:28:29 2018 No.10482571 >>10482560 You cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:31:06 2018 No.10482579 File: 90 KB, 500x923, 1522100502741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This entire thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:33:58 2018 No.10482584 File: 57 KB, 640x1046, ggfdd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482579 More like this

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:34:02 2018 No.10482585 [DELETED]

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*dabs*

JANNY GET ME BANS (YUH)
HE AIN'T GOT NO FANS (YUH)

LADIES CALL ME BASED (BASED)
I DON'T EVEN PLAY (YAH)

ROLL UP IN A THREAD (YAH)
GIVE DEM DUBS A CHECK (PLLLT)

JANNY LOSE HIS MIND (CRAY)
HIT ME WIT DA BAN (GRRRT)

FOR FREE FOR FREE
YEAH HE DOES IT FOR FREE
NO FUN ALLOWED
THAT DON'T MAKE HIS MOMMA PROUD (NAW)

THREE DAYS FOR THE CREW (CREW)
I DID THAT FOR YOU (BIG GUY)

CHANGE UP THAT OLD IP
AND COME BACK FOR THE FAMILY

YOU KNOW YOUR BOY A NEET
AND HE LOVES SOME FEET (*sniff*)
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
THEN DANCE TO THIS BEAT

DON'T FUCK WITH NO WAGIE
SHECKELSTEIN'S A CROOK
TAKE OFF HIS GIRL'S SOCKS
AND GIVE DEM TOES A LICK (mmmm)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:34:06 2018 No.10482586 File: 10 KB, 186x356, 1479353437887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"would you like fries with that?" >say no >I actually really wanted fries with that and don't know why I said no WHAT HAVE I BECOME MY SWEETEST FRIEND

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:35:43 2018 No.10482590 >>10482584 >Frogposters are this delusional

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:40:28 2018 No.10482601 File: 43 KB, 300x250, DRGzYPBk7w-2[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fall for the cast iron meme >this pan fucking sucks and collects bacteria like no other >can't admit it or /ck/ will call me a pleb THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:41:49 2018 No.10482606 >>10482493 That's because they're wannabe /tv/ threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:42:46 2018 No.10482608 >>10482601 I don't give a FUCK what /ck/ things, fuck cast iron pans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:45:32 2018 No.10482623 File: 1.93 MB, 460x259, 1501682718814.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482606 It's called memetic synthesis, brainlet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:46:43 2018 No.10482626 >>10482590 kek imagine being this gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:47:29 2018 No.10482628 File: 143 KB, 640x474, rage1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482332 >add a dash of salt >add a pinch inside I NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW ME THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT I CAN'T FIND

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:50:48 2018 No.10482632 >>10482606 Yeah it just comes across as pathetic, trying to push this so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:01:38 2018 No.10482663 >>10482632 >anti-frogposter so asshurt he's STILL trying to force this meme lmao truly pathetic...

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:13:06 2018 No.10482689
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>kraft dinner box tells me to add butter and milk
>just use some of the excess water from boiling the noodles

YOU BEEN HIT BY
YOU BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:15:37 2018 No.10482698 File: 24 KB, 331x334, 1523769965444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482689 >tumblr

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:19:45 2018 No.10482711 >>10482663 >Says the tumblr-tard literally forcing memes Pottery

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:22:16 2018 No.10482720 >>10482711 >calls others tumblr-tard while being an actual tumblrtard ebin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:25:51 2018 No.10482731 >>10482720 I didn't post tumblr pics, OP. That was you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:27:11 2018 No.10482735 >>10482731 u mad bro?

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:32:13 2018 No.10482745
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>just finished 10 hour shift at work
>haven't eaten since last night
>about to faint
>pull in to McDonald's drive thru
>order 1 McChicken and 1 McDouble
>pay
>speed off while the cute girl at the window has my bag of food in her outstretched hand

A bit of a con artist since I child, I have been known to be!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:39:47 2018 No.10482756 >>10482735 No, as I said before this is mostly just sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:44:12 2018 No.10482764 >>10482756 lmao yeah u mad

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:45:08 2018 No.10482767
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>invite date over for dinner
>red wine and homemade pasta
>pour out my glass and refill it with cranberry juice while she's in the bathroom

Something takes a part of me.
You and I were meant to be.
A cheap fuck for me to lay.
Something takes a part of me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:45:42 2018 No.10482770 >>10482745 got her real good m8.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:58:17 2018 No.10482816 File: 637 KB, 637x510, d5c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482731 >>10482756 >u mad bro? >Positively seething >Nah LIFE SO RECKLESS TRAGEDY ENDLESS WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 14:03:57 2018 No.10482837 File: 27 KB, 460x460, projecting_your_anger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482816

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 14:07:59 2018 No.10482854
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>>10482837
>be severely autistic
>thread on the board dedicated to my favorite thing in the whole world is upsetting me
>stay in it and get so mad poop starts leaking out of my xxxl gym shorts
>mom screams at me that she can smell it and she's not cleaning it up this time

I FELT THE HATE RISE UP IN ME
KNEEL DOWN CLEAR THE STONE OF LEAVES

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 14:21:39 2018 No.10482897 File: 47 KB, 934x776, 1523967117042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"enjoy your meal!" >i dont

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 14:22:51 2018 No.10482903 >>10482854 >xxxl gym shorts https://youtu.be/CEemjS2lMeA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 14:24:27 2018 No.10482909 File: 93 KB, 1387x702, 8f4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >serves 6 >eat it all myself CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 14:27:01 2018 No.10482917 File: 13 KB, 640x640, 1462475846778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"set it out to cool" >eat it immediately after taking it out of the oven MY SKIN IS COLD TRANSFUSION WITH SOMEBODY MOROSE AND OLD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 14:39:30 2018 No.10482960 >>10482432 >>10482909 >>10482917 based anons not taking orders from cuck food packaging

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 14:44:04 2018 No.10482978 >>10482903 why does this feel like a Douggpound production

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 15:09:04 2018 No.10483063 >>10482854 Absolutely SEETHING

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 15:10:41 2018 No.10483068 File: 50 KB, 200x200, Baauer-Hi-Reddit[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10483063

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 15:38:55 2018 No.10483152
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>>10483068
Anon you've lead me to believe you're a fag. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and ask one question to confirm is you are not a fag. That question is. Who do you main? There is one right answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 15:42:31 2018 No.10483161 >>10483152 One Shot Johnny who the fuck wants to live forever

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 15:46:10 2018 No.10483171 >>10482978 feels more like tim and eric

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 15:50:42 2018 No.10483184 File: 168 KB, 906x767, 1478749374066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482444 Based creampie connoisseur. That'll show your wife's son who's boss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 15:59:52 2018 No.10483211 >>10483152 zippy smalls obviously. you cant hit what you cant see

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 16:01:57 2018 No.10483217 >>10483171 Well Douggpound was responsible for literally all of Awesome Show's editing so

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 16:16:45 2018 No.10483264 frogposters are white and based

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 16:20:30 2018 No.10483280 >>10483264 this tbqh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 16:24:50 2018 No.10483295 >>10483264 Men of true taste and class, if nothing else. The others may scorn us, but they know their true place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 16:26:57 2018 No.10483306 File: 10 KB, 263x191, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe calls for turmeric >use curry powder instead HEADSTRONG. I'LL TAKE YOU ON. HEADSTRONG. I'LL TAKE ON ANYONE.

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 16:34:27 2018 No.10483335
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>really excited to try out new recipe
>thought I had all the ingredients for it
>don't
>don't feel like driving to store
>improvise!
>tastes horrid, like rotting shit
>eat the entire thing anyways in one sitting like a pig at a trough

OOOOOH WA-AH-AH-AH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 16:43:34 2018 No.10483369 File: 14 KB, 228x212, 1520927152073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10483161 >>10483211 Both wrong. And I had such high hopes for you.

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 16:52:06 2018 No.10483404
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*dabs*

JANNY GET ME BANS (YUH)
HE AIN'T GOT NO FANS (YUH)

LADIES CALL ME BASED (BASED)
I DON'T EVEN PLAY (YAH)

ROLL UP IN A THREAD (YAH)
GIVE DEM DUBS A CHECK (PLLLT)

JANNY LOSE HIS MIND (CRAY)
HIT ME WIT DA BAN (GRRRT)

FOR FREE FOR FREE
YEAH HE DOES IT FOR FREE
NO FUN ALLOWED
THAT DON'T MAKE HIS MOMMA PROUD (NAW)

THREE DAYS FOR THE CREW (CREW)
I DID THAT FOR YOU (BIG GUY)

CHANGE UP THAT OLD IP
AND COME BACK FOR THE FAMILY

YOU KNOW YOUR BOY A NEET
AND HE LOVES SOME FEET (*sniff*)
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
THEN DANCE TO THIS BEAT

DON'T FUCK WITH NO WAGIE
SHECKELSTEIN'S A CROOK
TAKE OFF HIS GIRL'S SOCKS
AND GIVE DEM TOES A LICK (mmmm)

>>	Sage Fri Apr 20 17:08:22 2018 No.10483440 >>10483152 I'm putting it all on Ether Rex - whether I win or lose, we're gonna see some shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:11:43 2018 No.10483452 >>10483440 Decent choice. But not the god tier choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:21:30 2018 No.10483478 File: 15 KB, 320x310, 6126491+_74476f409c9a8f2f2b1465dca8b648ae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10483152 Bumpsy, just to artificially stall the round and make everyone angry

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:29:29 2018 No.10483502 File: 6 KB, 224x224, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a real thread for the lads, this one

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:34:07 2018 No.10483510 File: 225 KB, 880x882, tendie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /ck/ needs more frogposting

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:38:06 2018 No.10483521 File: 6 KB, 224x224, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10483510 Can't the same be said for every board though, at the end of the day?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:45:17 2018 No.10483545 >>10483478 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:46:57 2018 No.10483550 >>10483478 >>10483545 But still. Best choice so far.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 18:22:45 2018 No.10483668 >Recipe calls for dry chilli >use peperoncinno instead Someone stop me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 18:26:34 2018 No.10483684 File: 805 KB, 1200x1000, an abstract kind of feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10483369 >picking anyone but zippy smalls truly a travesty

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 18:29:27 2018 No.10483689 Damn /ck/ sure gets upset about frog threads. You fuckers should try lurking /tv/ for a day or two

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 18:34:07 2018 No.10483703 >>10483689 it's just one guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 19:08:32 2018 No.10483828 File: 66 KB, 575x612, 5436432543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482432 this is now my favorite pepe

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 19:17:19 2018 No.10483851 File: 98 KB, 612x491, 1523592063821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >frozen pizza said to bake for 17 - 20 minutes at 400 F >pizza was ready 3 minutes before i wanted to eat it checkmate, atheists

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 19:27:00 2018 No.10483884 >>10483828 based cute anime girl poster who is probably a not cute whatsoever man behind the keyboard but I will ignore that fact for the time being

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 23:30:30 2018 No.10484748 File: 224 KB, 432x384, tumblr_inline_ny94yxOrlr1qgvmkb_540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AYO THIS THREAD IS BASED, YALL

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 23:32:14 2018 No.10484755 File: 268 KB, 398x384, 1524250702624.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >instructions say to use three bananas for banana bread >use 2 and a half Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND UP IN HERE UP IN HERE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 23:52:53 2018 No.10484810 >>10483152 Give me crimson

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 01:03:29 2018 No.10485027 >>10484748 this

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 01:44:14 2018 No.10485144 Add ramen powder at the beginning, not the end. SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 01:57:21 2018 No.10485186 >>10482332 >container says "do not microwave" >zap that shit anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 03:35:06 2018 No.10485414 >>10483404 10/10

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 05:48:34 2018 No.10485758
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>fucking make a mess in my microwave
>don't clean that shit
>it turns black
>any time I use the microeave it now.emits a burning sulfuric smell
FUCK THE POLICE COMIN STTAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 05:54:45 2018 No.10485778
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>Plastic container I got from KFC in 2003 says it's by microwave safe
>have been using it to microwave leftovers for 15 years

ONE NOTHING WRING WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 06:54:53 2018 No.10485882
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>easy mac says to pour water in and microwave for 1.5 minutes
>just pour lukewarm water in and wait an hour for the noodles to absorb it

I'M BREAKING THE HABIT
BREAKING THE HABIT
TONIGHT

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 06:58:34 2018 No.10485891
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>The ricebox reads that I have to add the rice when the water starts boiling.
>I already had it in the water before turning on the stove.
TILL WE FIND OUR PLAAAAAAAAAAACE
ON THE PATH UNWINDING
IN THE CIRCLE
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 07:00:53 2018 No.10485897 >>10485891 >he taught his ricebox how to read YOU MAD MAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 07:17:05 2018 No.10485945 >>10485891 >ricebox That's slang for an asian hooker, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 07:19:13 2018 No.10485950 >>10485897 >>10485945 You know I had to do it to 'em.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 08:03:02 2018 No.10486089 >>10482608 They're good to sear meats and then put them in the oven to cook evenly. I haven't found much more use for them than that though...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 08:18:50 2018 No.10486135 >>10486089 >the absolute state of /ck/ast iron /ck/ucks

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 08:58:59 2018 No.10486281 >>10486089 >bacon and hash browns >pizza >roast chicken >fried chicken >green bean casserole >corn bread >hamburgers >macaroni and cheese casserole >tacos You're welcome

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 09:12:03 2018 No.10486334 >>10486281 >jewish cast iron merchant NEIN

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 09:16:46 2018 No.10486357 File: 41 KB, 456x393, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe says don't over mix >mix vigorously instead

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 09:30:25 2018 No.10486412
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>make cookies using tollhouse recipe
>mix very well into a bowl
>eat all of the dough before any of it can reach my oven
>I don't even own an oven I was gonna microwave them shits
i push my fingers into my EYEEEEEEEEEEES

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 09:30:44 2018 No.10486413 >>10486281 you forgot soups

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 09:37:20 2018 No.10486438 >>10486413 >soups Gay man or a straight chick? You have to be one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 09:41:24 2018 No.10486445 File: 71 KB, 600x600, 144329426873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe says to use powdered milk >use evaporated milk MY FATHER WORKED THE MINES TILL THE DAY IT TOOK HIS LIFE STOLE HIM FROM HIS ONLY SON, AND IT STOLE HIM FROM HIS WIFE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 09:45:34 2018 No.10486461 >>10486445 >viper poster >evaporated milk >smoking so much crack he spends money on cans of lactose scented air Consider rehab, friend.

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 10:22:12 2018 No.10486549
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>hungry
>mommy bought peanut butter (with nuts, YES!), concord grape jam, and white bread
>but no clean spoons
>decide to just use my hands to spread the ingredients
>get too hungry halfway through and just eat half a jar of peanut butter with my hands
>3000 calories of fat
>2 rolls of toilet paper 3 hours later
>worth it
I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 10:39:19 2018 No.10486595 >Remove beef from pot and transfer to a colander to drain. >Doesn't drain the beef. I am so freakin' bored Nothing to do today I guess I'll sit around and medicate

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 11:01:05 2018 No.10486671
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>order pizza
>can't find any coupons so pay full price
>delivery man shows up 20 minutes past expected delivery time
>knocks really hard on the door making me jump right as I'm starting to jack off
>open door, he doesn't even say hello or anything just kind of grunts
>paid with card online already
>tip him 7$ cash (pizza was 12$) and tell him to have a nice day
>pizza was cold and had wrong toppings scattered haphazardly
>don't call store or corporate, phones give me anxiety

TODAY
IS GONNA BE THE DAY
THAT IT ALL COMES BACK TO YOU

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 11:03:23 2018 No.10486679 >>10482332 Get off 4chan mom REEEEEEEE!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 12:16:27 2018 No.10486924 >Go to McDonald's. >Order a 20 piece Mcnuggie combo >"would you like to up size your meal today anon?" >say "you too" as I pull up. I CAN'T ESCAPE MYSELF.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 12:19:34 2018 No.10486937 >>10486413 Don't know about soup, but I am considering using it for beef stew

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 15:54:01 2018 No.10487837
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>visit grandparent's house
>they have cereal in those as seen on tv plastic boxes
>cereal is stale, tasteless, and bitter
>don't tell grandparents because fuck that offending your grandparents is like a ticket to hell

SUGAR WE'RE GOIN DOWN
COCK IT AND PULL IT

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 16:08:21 2018 No.10487903 File: 50 KB, 438x438, 1524025991392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Often use estimates when measuring amount of ingredient DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 16:18:36 2018 No.10487943
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>lady asks if i wanted salt on my fries
>tell her no
>actually did want salt

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 16:21:02 2018 No.10487952 >"stir occasionally" >stir periodically REGIONAL DISASTER (not my own original post but I liked it enough to parrot it)

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 16:23:56 2018 No.10487967
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>getting breakfast and some coffee at McD's drive thru
>the middle aged lady wishes me a nice day as per corporate instructions, completely out of place in my country
>I have a terrible day being stuck at a traffic jam
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 16:51:41 2018 No.10488074 >>10482414 WAKE UP, SPREAD CREME CHEESE ON ANOTHA BAGEL

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 16:59:42 2018 No.10488120 I used beef broth in my crockpot bbq chicken recipe. This isnt a meme for the thread it really was bad

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