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>> No.10481066

>>10480992
hey newfag this isn't gif where you just post whatever the fuck you want, they need to be food & cooking webms

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>> No.10481085

>>10481066
I was going to post eggman but I said fuck it and just picked a random webm from the folder

>> No.10481094

>>10481077
you will never eat one of eggos eggs

>> No.10481104

>>10481077


>no one ever questions what kinda sauce/water hes shooting into the pan.


do you think its just olive oil watered down? maybe something with a higher smoke point like peanut oil?

>> No.10481133

>>10481066
>trying too hard and exposing yourself as tbe newfag
The worst way.

>> No.10481141

I bet she fucks like a fighterjet

>> No.10481146

>>10481104
>olive oil watered down
read that one more time

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>>10481104
its just oil dude

why you gonna be a retard about it

>> No.10481172

>>10481146
>The Olive Oil Scam: If 80% Is Fake, Why Do You Keep Buying It?

>It's reliably reported that 80% of the Italian olive oil on the market is fraudulent. Some experts think that percentage is an exaggeration. Others believe that the bigger problem is poor quality olive oil, deliberately mislabeled as virgin or extra virgin.

>In any case, it's likely that when you buy olive oil, you're not buying what it says on the label.

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:xAHAdtbitTEJ:https://www.forbes.com/sites/ceciliarodriguez/2016/02/10/the-olive-oil-scam-if-80-is-fake-why-do-you-keep-buying-it/%2Bolive+oil+scam&client=firefox-b-1&gbv=1&hl=en&ct=clnk

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>>10481104
>smoke point
I hope you meant flash point, retard.

>> No.10481201

>>10481077
Pray tell, perhaps one of you denizens of this fine digital establishment known as the "4 chan" can enlighten me as to the solution for a problem I detect within this animated miniature stream, in that I cannot detect a reasonable method for the food purveyor to escape this almost Machiavellian stronghold composed of chicken and duck byproducts and semi-industrial grade wood and steel. How might this man, who I might be so kind as to call surly, make his escape from this eggstravagent fortress without causing undue damage to his inventory of food items?

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>>10481172
>olive oil
>WATERED DOWN

>> No.10481208

>>10481077
This shit stopped being amusing a while ago. I don't know why some fag keeps on posting this webm.

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>>10481201
shut up already, nobody cares.

>> No.10481942

>>10480992
better than the same retarded gifs that get posted daily. I'll allow it.

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Please continue posting more moving images of humans ingesting organic fuel. It is valuable to my research.

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>>10482069

>> No.10482211

Webm threads are one of my favorite threads.
Can someone make a new webm thread?

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>> No.10482244

>>10482215
This is ironic, right? Tell me it is.

>> No.10482251

>>10482244
Do you know what the word irony means?

>> No.10482277

>>10482251
I probably spend too much time on /v/. Let me rephrase the question.
This isn't meant to be taken seriously, right?

>> No.10482294

>>10482244
It's a kid show themed recipe presented as such. What do you mean?

>> No.10482309

>>10482294
A few things about it is hurting my sensibility. I won't bother developing since it's from a kid show. Probably wouldn't let kids watch it either though.

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>>10482309
If by sensibility you mean autism then yes.

>> No.10482346

>>10482331
I'm fine with autism.
>kale smoothie
Why though?

>> No.10482409

HOW

>> No.10482472

>>10480983
how do they get out without breaking any of the sausages?

>> No.10482506

>>10481077

nice eggs FAG

>> No.10482513

>>10482215

where is he? where is he? why isn't he here yet?

>> No.10482527

>>10480992
That is impressive as fuck. I couldnt make a horse as good as that if you gave a hundred years to do it.

>> No.10482531

>>10481077
This is the only /ck/ meme that I can tolerate. BTW how does he get out of his stall without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10482537

>>10480992
professional glassblower here, if you tried to make this horse you would burn your hands, those babies can reach temperatures of up to 5,000 degrees

>> No.10482653

>>10481172
>buying import olive oil
Fuck that. I only buy California or Texas olive oil. Smells and tastes great. Imports taste rancid. Just awfull.

>> No.10482697

>>10481077
When Trump sends him back, how will ICE remove him from that stall without breaking any eggs? Is this a clever ploy to remain undeportable?

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>>10482107

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>> No.10483075

>>10480992
>>>/wsg/

>> No.10483078

>inb4 inb4 guy

>> No.10483080

>>10483064

I was waiting for the eel to get fed up and just take a big bite out of the side of the fish.

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>> No.10483102

>>10481077
My life goal now is to travel to whatever part of the word this man is doing business in and try one of his egg sandwiches for myself.
ONE DAY

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>>10481077
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10483116

>>10483108
quit hijacking memes asshole

>> No.10483166

>>10480992
Why is he doing that in what looks like his PJs?

>> No.10483176

>>10480992
How does he do that without breaking the glass?

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>>10483116
>oh no, the meme wasn't used correctly.

>> No.10483229

>>10481077
How do the eggs get broken when he ain't in there?

>> No.10483274

>>10483088
QUACKED

>> No.10483325

>>10481177
They are different things. You have to be a literal retard to hit the flash point. He used the correct one for this situation

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>>10481066
>lock me up

>> No.10483472

>>10482331
Wade bogs out here eating a whole chicken

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>> No.10483481

>>10482094
Suntory Malt's > Asahi

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>> No.10483492

>>10482097
>look fellow humans, I consume heat-treated white bread like you do

>> No.10483506

>>10483488
Based kitter

>> No.10483518

>>10483473
there is something very wrong with that dog wtf

>> No.10483531

>>10482107
Don't bully the snek

>> No.10483541

>>10483518
I think it has mange

>> No.10483543

>>10481077
How the fuck does he get out without breaking the eggs???????????????????????

>> No.10483544

>>10483506
People say cats won't provide the safety of a dog. What jokers.

>> No.10483642

>>10481077
>you dont have to tell me about your workday, but you do need to eat this

>> No.10483650

>>10482069
doritos pbj is actually pretty good i bet. salty and sweet is a combo straight from heaven

>> No.10483669

>>10483064
>KeynesianEconomics.webm

>> No.10483678

>>10483473
don't they get bigger as they get older? so that fuckers gotta be at least 50 right?

>> No.10483717

>>10482331
>bobby fischer
>athlete

>> No.10483838

>>10483064
that fish is an absolute lad

>> No.10483856

>>10483669
jej

>> No.10484001

>>10482215
Makes me gag

>> No.10484029

>>10483108
Cringe

>> No.10484139

>>10482513
Too obvious, it has to be really stupidly vague to trigger his autism.

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>> No.10484483

>>10482094
cute

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>> No.10484548

>>10484465
I don't know if it's because I have big hands, but I can't rest the bottom chopstick on my ring finger. I have to rest it on my middle finger.

>> No.10484607

>>10482106
that bitch gonna drink a whole bottle of sake?

>> No.10484684

>>10481077
okay, actually pretty cool thanks for posting

>> No.10484692

>>10482537
actual professional glassblower here. why are you using glass that's 5000 degrees and not 2150 like the rest of us

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>> No.10484709

>>10482537
>>10484692

Now when you say "professional glassblower" do you really mean bongsmith? piececrafter?

>> No.10484768

>>10481177
The temperature at which your oil smokes and the temperature at which your oil catches fire are different. Are you delayed?

>> No.10484787

>>10483274
H O N K E D

>> No.10484793

>>10483473
is he trying to whap him with his tail in defense? or is he trying to scoot away as if he were in water?

guys how do lobsters work

>> No.10484803

>>10482331
>usain bolt
>20 mcnuggers
holy shit he's literally me

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>>10483472
It's good lean protons.

>> No.10484807

>>10482094
>>10482106
is that the wakako zake female?

>> No.10484826

>>10484705
How do you even help people like that?

>> No.10484833
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>>10484705
Fake news.

>> No.10484834

>>10484793
It's trying to swim away.

>> No.10484853

>>10483108
meta

>> No.10484865

>>10484833
Looked good until

>cashews
>pomegranate seeds

fuck this instagram generation

>> No.10484876

>>10484705
How much is a pack of Haitian nigger cookies?

>> No.10484933

>>10484833
Fake country.

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>>10484945
The UK was a mistake.

>> No.10485002

>>10484805
i learned something today

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>>10485002
I try to be educational.

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>>10484963
>UK
she is from Canada if that's what you are implying

>> No.10485082

>>10484805
That looks like something you could rig up out of an old washer or dryer.
I don't know what those little black things are thought, could you just use something like doorstoppers? Or does it need something for the feathers to grip?

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>>10485016
I love watching food twitch and shit while getting prepared.

lmao anyone else got more?

>> No.10485108

>>10483064
>>10483052
>>10483088
>>10483443
cute!

>> No.10485147

>>10483443
>Look Morty, I turned myself into a bat
>I'M BAT MATTTTT!!!!

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>> No.10485162

>>10484805
Haha chicky nakey lol

>> No.10485164

>>10485005
Holy shit, it's mah boi Perseus!

>> No.10485168

>>10481177
lettaesss

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>>10485164
>Cat has discriminating taste and only chooses the best
>Meanwhile in dog town

>> No.10485192

>>10485170

Dogs are literally retarded

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>> No.10485209

>>10485170
Its because dogs have very few tastebuds

>> No.10485214

>>10481077
Is there a way for him to get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10485217

>>10481208
Reddit

>> No.10485237

>>10485204
>shooting from 3 ft
>not even straight
>wasting food
Nigger get your shit right

>> No.10485239

>>10485237
Look at the second shot. He shot straight, the butter caused the bullet to curve.

>> No.10485247

>>10484865
Just skip the last part out

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>> No.10485262

>>10480983
They told me not to look up how hotdogs are made, but it's not that bad.

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>> No.10485285

>>10483064
TIL even fish can be assholes

>> No.10485291

>>10485266
I'm not watching all that shit again.

>> No.10485292

>>10483080
This. What the fuck was that fish's problem?

>> No.10485302
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>>10484807
I was thinking that, I think it is.

>> No.10485305

>>10484826
>How do you even help people like that?
Why the fuck would you even want to help them, I just hope they die quickly.

>> No.10485308

>>10485266
This dude is so weird. Why does he have a chucky doll?

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>> No.10485327

>>10485096
i wanna be her feet and shit on 'em

>> No.10485336

>>10481168
>generic chinaman woman #59840274091

>> No.10485341
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>> No.10485348

>>10485341
garbage recipe. Looks like fucking prison food.

>> No.10485401

>>10485341
Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.10485416

>>10485348
look at the filename

>> No.10485439
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>>10483472
He would also drink 70+ beers on cross country flights.

>> No.10485444

>>10481104
>olive oil watered down

>> No.10485464

>>10484607
No. That's why he took the bottle away with him.

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>> No.10485538

>>10485214
Yes, but he chooses to just burst out of there like the Kool-Aid Man.

>> No.10485584

>>10485439
God rest his soul

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What has Jack been up to lately?

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>>10482697
its from India, kid.

>> No.10485626

>>10485609
https://youtu.be/B9ahyPmDb7c

>> No.10485631

>>10482106
whats with the overfilled sake glass, and that bamboo spillover coozy? somebody redpill me on this

>> No.10485637

>>10485631
If they pay for a glass of sake they will get a glass of sake. It's dumb but that is how they do it.

>> No.10485643

>>10485637
But she got more than a glass. Do you drink the bit that spills over the edge?

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>>10485204

>> No.10485659

>>10484945
>already opened
fucking poser

>> No.10485674

>>10485153
impressive

>> No.10485678

>>10483481
you can like both anon its not always a competition

>> No.10485681

>>10484705
is this a joke
is this real
are niggers really eating mud cookies

someone please tell me that is a meme

>> No.10485706

>>10485643
i imagine people would, and moreover
you cant stop me

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>> No.10485714

>>10485706
Yeah, sure, but, I mean, what's the status quo?

>> No.10485725

>>10485005
My golden retriever would gobble it all up cat, camera including.

>> No.10485728

>>10485725
My dog once found a potted cactus we bought and went LA Beast on it. We looked in his mouth after it was too late, but he had chewed up and swallowed everything, needles and all.

>> No.10485732

>>10485681
It's true, but it's more like the way white people take vitamin supplements that aren't actually bioavailable. But then there's no more food around and you've only got all these bottles of multivitamin capsules.

>> No.10485736

>>10485728
My dumbass ate one local kind of chilly bush, almost ripe one.
Jesus christ the shits he did...

>> No.10485742

>>10485728
dogs just eat, t0 well, eat. cats have more sophisticated taste buds and that makes them more fussy.

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>> No.10485757

>>10485631
>>10485637

First, it's mostly a show of service from the restaurant. As in "We're not skimping on the alcohol you paid for, you're getting a full glass and beyond"
Second, a portion of alcohol is considered, by law, to be 1合, approx. 0.18L (6oz)
Since most glasses aren't made to contain that quantity (especially with ice), the bamboo receptacle is used to house the excess while still getting what you paid for.

Cold sake also tends to heat up to room temperature rapidly.
The still fridge-cold excess is usually drunk in one gulp at the start, though some like to leave it in for the end so that it can act as a buffer, keeping the sake inside the glass (which heats up faster since you keep pulling it out to drink) cold for longer.

>> No.10485809

>>10485266
sauce

>> No.10485813

>>10484833
Literally biryani....

>> No.10485826

these threads aren't even food related anymore and the mods won't even delete porn anymore. ck is a lost case.

>>10483064
this is fresh

>> No.10485853

>>10482331
>wade boggs
>whole chicken

>> No.10485874

>>10485214
He can't leave until he sells all the eggs.

>> No.10485879

>>10485626
>>10485609

Is that Sneed and Chuck?

>> No.10485901

>>10482215
>that filename

Who the hell is Pinkie Pie?

>> No.10485916

>>10485732
>bioavailable
You need to go back

>> No.10485973

>>10484709
no, not me. I make sculptures. The other dude who said 5000 degrees probably was some dude from /vg/ just trying to bait the shit out of me

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>>10485826
Yep, but I'm sick of running away from the disease. I couldn't imagine it even coming here, but it did.

>> No.10486060

>>10483166
because he can
old glassblowers be cray-cray
staring into the fires of hell all day every day gives one a skewed perception of risks

>> No.10486069

>>10482331
Bobby Fischer's is interesting. Either he was a total Russboo or, more likely, he was trying to clean out his digestive system as much as possible. Also omega-3s from the herring I bet.

>> No.10486084

>>10486069
bobby was a nutso, but he took health advice from olympic sports coaches, so there is that
also he learned Russian, so maybe he was a slavaboo (not surprising since chess was dominated by Russia in those times)

>> No.10486088

>>10484807
Yeah, there are I think three live action seasons out so far.

>> No.10486095

>>10482346
it's a great source of a lot of essential vitamins and minerals. i hope there's dairy or some kind of fat in that smoothie though, because otherwise he won't absorb most of them including the vitamin K, which kale supplies the most of.

>> No.10486130

>>10482215
>no teaspoon of Godzilla

fuck outta here, fag

>> No.10486294

>>10484548
the webm is wrong, you're not supposed to let it touch your 3rd or 4th fingers at all. Only your index and 2nd finger.

>> No.10486297
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>> No.10486308

>>10486297
She's made the big league.

>> No.10486323

>>10485853
Yup that's what it said in the video, thank you for sharing.

>> No.10486330
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>> No.10486338
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>> No.10486339

>>10481077
I made a sandwich like this video once, it was pretty good.

>> No.10486446
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>> No.10486465

>>10486294
How would that even work, you open the chopsticks by jamming your thumb in between them?

>> No.10486516
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>>10486446

>> No.10486547

>>10485748
>how to cut your fingertips

>> No.10486552
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>>10486547
nonsense

>> No.10486555

>>10486552
then do it faggot

>> No.10486566
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10486566

>>10483473
is this its asshole?

>> No.10486575

>>10484963
do britbongs really...

>> No.10486580
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>>10486516

>> No.10486590

>>10486566
it is indeed the anus

>> No.10486615

>>10480992
How does he get out of there without breaking all the horses?

>> No.10486616

>>10485308
What else is he going to fuck?

>> No.10486631

>>10486590
lewd :3

makes me think of that fish squeezing eggs webm

>> No.10486699

>>10485416

*Whoosh!*

>> No.10486712

>>10485016
Jesus dude just kill it already and put it out of it's misery

>> No.10486717

>>10480992

if I could safely eat anything that isn't food I would choose molten glass. it looks so delicious.

>> No.10486730
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10486730

>>10486297
she makes a living out of this and people out there pay for this

just let that sink in for a second

>> No.10486740

>>10486730
>>10486297

Alright, can someone tell me what the fuck is going on here?

>> No.10486751

>>10486730
Nah, there's no point. I just laugh at it.

>> No.10486755
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>> No.10486779

>>10482331
all those dishes look so sad and pathetic

>> No.10486798

>>10484705
Not gonna lie that's some tasty looking mud.

>> No.10486820

>>10483481

They're both shit nip beers though.

>> No.10486823

>>10486338
Sometimes when I see some of the live action asian shows being posted I wonder what they are.

>> No.10486867

>>10486338
Name of the show?

>> No.10486872

>>10482331
>fish filets
now I need one.

>> No.10486878

>>10486712
It doesn't even have a head anymore idiot.

>> No.10486883
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>>10486084
Ummm excuse me? Bobby was woke AF.

>> No.10486908

>>10486712
It's missing its head. I don't think it's suffering.

>> No.10486918

>>10484705
Is that actually mud? What the fuck

>> No.10486942

>>10485153
How the fuck does the liquid compress that much? Water takes a shit ton of pressure to compress (it's nearly impossible) and the bottle would have certainly ruptured first. Is it the gas, somehow?

>> No.10487013

>>10486942
Liquid doesn't compress you retarded mongrel, the volume of the container stays mostly the same but with different dimensions.....Let me guess, you are an amerilard/amerimutt

>> No.10487031
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10487031

>>10484705
I love how sincerely the African looks. Unlike those we have in America.

God damn how do i make African friends

>> No.10487047

>>10484833
>Star Anise
>Cardamon Pods
>Cinnamon
>Nutmeg
>Allspice


that is going to over power all the other flavors

>> No.10487049

>>10484963
Brit food is a joke...

but that money shot ending lol, wtf

>> No.10487055

>>10484805
god i wish that were me

>> No.10487063

>>10482215
>not creaming the butter and sugar before mixing in the other ingredients.

>> No.10487091

2012 wants their thread back

>> No.10487104

>>10487031
>God damn how do i make African friends

Be a white girl that hates her parents

>> No.10487143

>>10484945
>Drinking Beck's
Ew

>> No.10487358

>>10485999
I ROCK BEES ON MY HEAD. SO DON'T CALL ME A BEEHEAD.

>> No.10487372

>>10483064
US_race_relations.gif

>> No.10487377

>>10486755
jack? is that you?

>> No.10487409

>>10487013
It doesn't stay anywhere close the same volume, look at it.

Also liquid does compress, anything compresses, it's just that it takes enormous amounts of pressure. So in practice we say it doesn't.

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>>10483473

>> No.10487451

>>10482277
check um

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>>10487031
They're Haitians. Not sure if that matters to you, but then you'll know where to go..

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>>10487047
But this way it's so diverse.

>> No.10487508
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>>10487484
What

>> No.10487531
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>>10484793
It's called a rainbow lobster, but it doesn't have pincers, so I'd think it's actually a huge prawn.

>> No.10487541
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>> No.10487570

>>10485879
Based

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>>10485204
ids anoder 911

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>>10485728

>> No.10487611

>>10487484
that's making lettuce not cabbage
cabbage is more round then a lettuce head and less wrinkley

obv its just some kids toy and prolly not even edible

>> No.10487638

>>10486547
>dealing with a knife
>afraid of cutting himself
pick one

>> No.10487671

>>10483064
why does nobody like the big dude :(

>> No.10487677

>>10486330
gyaah, noo
i dont know how sticky that shit is, but i do know that when you deep fry, you slowly lay foods away from you, with little splashing as possible

>> No.10487689

>>10486580
>>10486446
>>10483443
>>10485879
nice

>> No.10487708

>>10481177
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your burger is foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you gEt.A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With this statement, "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

>> No.10487830

>>10483473
delicious sea cockroach

>> No.10487832

>>10485725
My family had an old coonhound when I was a kid, and one time a swallowed half of a brisket without chewing. You could see it sliding down his throat like when a snake eats a big rat.

>> No.10487890

>>10485323
what am i observing?

>> No.10487906
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>>10487890
How to kill squid.

>> No.10487923

>>10482331
>A whole chicken
Based Boggs

>> No.10487933

>>10483088
Nesting geese are friggin' terrifying.

>> No.10487984

>>10487484
>>10487508

Pretty sure it's melted wax into cool water

>> No.10488026

>>10485237
He may have wasted a lot of those butterblocks. But if, by making this video available to the world, people can get most of the experience of shooting a gun through butter blocks, won't a lot be less tempted to do this activity themselves and thus save a lot of butter in the long run?

xoxoxo

>> No.10488045

>>10483473
Is that Travel Thirsty? Good jewtube channel.

>> No.10488051
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10488051

>>10482097
That pause makes me suspicious

>> No.10488092

>>10480992
this is very impressive but the head is already done at the beginning

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>>10486552
STOP

>> No.10488169

>>10486297
Hot af tbqhwyf

>> No.10488196

>>10486330
Oh god I( fucking hate jack everything about jack makes me want to kms

>> No.10488211

>>10483642
i loled baby

>> No.10488222

>>10487531
Is this really how mochi is made? Had some last week and it was surprisingly addicting.

>> No.10488234
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10488234

>>10487055
Same. It's such a pain in the ass to shave my body everyday.

>> No.10488242

>>10486712
White people are funny

>> No.10488244

>>10487358
BRUCE LEE'S ON MY HEAD, BUT DON'T CALL ME A LEE HEAD

>> No.10488248

>>10485916
Where to? The real world where they use real words to describe real things? I'm there 100% of the time. Straight edge, no homo.

>> No.10488251

>>10486712
electrical variations in the muscle tissue cause the various strips to convulse resulting in the twitching you see here.

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>>10485416

>> No.10488263

>>10480992
How does he get out of there without breaking all the horses?

>> No.10488266

>>10485401
prison americans do.

>> No.10488277

>>10486297
>6
shes trying to make her face smell like vagina

>> No.10488280

>>10482918
Not sure if this is sausage or some horrible sea monster

>> No.10488283

>>10483088
Damn that little nigga can stand his ground

>> No.10488289

>>10488234
Oh man, I was afraid for a second because I mistook those for a woman's nipples. Good thing that's a guy or else it wouldn't be worksafe.

>> No.10488293

>>10487906
i wish we had that sort of shit over here in the US. i still rmemeber not being able to gut a fish as a child because it was an animal, and not food to me, at the tiome....

>> No.10488298

>>10482106
>hey babe, here w e go, a nice gallon of sake on the house, and some plant bits and some shit to fill your tummy
>now just gobble on this nice fried bit, and drink this here flagon of sake

>> No.10488310

>>10487531
Top 10 anime battles.webm

>> No.10488324

>>10484963
i really would like to eat that...muh dick

>> No.10488327

>>10487906
Fucking ISIS man

>> No.10488403

>>10485490
>Callaway

>> No.10488423

>>10485266
How does the plant catch the candleblabla?

>> No.10488469

>>10486446
das rayciss

>> No.10488486

>>10486552
>flings the knife 11 times
>cuts it into 3 slices
c'mon

>> No.10488507
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>>10488486
The pickle just hasn't realized yet it's been cut into 12 pieces.

>> No.10488597

>>10485209
So do cats

>> No.10488608

>>10482069
frosted flakes grilled cheese is just an unhealthy sinner's sandwich

>> No.10488619

>>10485874
Explains why he's so damn surly.

>> No.10488866

>>10486918
Yea its African custom don't be racist.

>> No.10488868

>>10486297
Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain donuts.

>> No.10489025

>>10484876
Like two bucks at the craft store.

>> No.10489039
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>> No.10489042

>>10484963
No seasoning, burnt black shit...

>> No.10489064
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>> No.10489066

>>10489064
>Different sizes, shapes, and colors
What kind of retard can't tell these candies apart?

>> No.10489080

>>10489064
I hope they used peanut M&Ms so you could tell them apart.

>> No.10489088

>>10489080
I hope you learn to read some day.

>> No.10489194

>>10484963
Autism as a tray.

>> No.10489195

>>10482069
doritos pb&j okay. I imagine some people would like soy+ice cream, but they would be gay.

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>>10488293
>wish we had more shit to kill
i want to gut YOU, evil burger

>> No.10489254

>>10484805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnjup5sitTQ

>> No.10489328

>>10487013
liquid does compress mate.

>>10486942
Area is proportional to r^2. .

Initially, taking the dimestions for a 2L as a cylinder:

h=336mm
radius=50.75mm
V=2.7*10^6mm^3 (cylinder approx is off by a bit lol)

Final:

h~1/4*intial=112
radius~2*inital=101.5
V=same. radius vastly changes things when its square or cubed. Its why the difference between living or dying from a radioactive source can be just a few feet.

>> No.10489345

>>10489254
That is the sound of all the souls of the damned in hell.

>> No.10489380

>>10486878
>>10486908
>>10488242
>>10488251
>falling for shit like this
Who let the subhumans use the internet connection again?

>> No.10489428

>>10487047
fuckin wh*te person can't handle some spice lmao

>> No.10489442

>>10489039
Overprized hipster schnitzel

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10489467

>>10489328

>> No.10489497

>>10486095
>including the vitamin K

wow you really have no fucking clue what you are talking about

>> No.10489504

>>10489497
do you think vitamin k isn't real?

>> No.10489532

>>10485712
Cancer

>> No.10489564

>>10489504
with that reply my suspicions are confirmed, you truly are retarded

>> No.10489643

>>10484826

Carpet bombing

>> No.10489666

>>10485204

>Glock

He's lucky just the butter exploded

>> No.10489688

>>10485341
>be in prison
>reduced to eating snack foods purchased from the canteen
>all the fresh onions you want, though

>> No.10490041
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10490041

>>10486942
Part of it is probably some of the gas escaping either by permeating through the plastic itself (normally takes years, but higher pressure differentials can accelerate it), or from the gasket of the cap failing to contain the gasses due to stress. After a certain point the outward flexing of the walls and compression of remaining gas can account for the appearance of compressing the liquid. I don't think the plastic could survive long enough for the liquid contents to compress all that much though, some imperfection from the molding process would split first.
>>10487013
Show me a truly incompressible fluid that is plentiful, and I'll show you how to explode a black hole.
>>10489328
The bottle's cap is too large by proportion for it to be a 2L bottle, but otherwise this math and explaination checks out. Judging by the design of the container, I would guess it's either a 1L or 0.5L bottle. The 20 ounce bottles have a thinner lower section and have bumps for grip, which is why I rule them out.

>> No.10490113

>>10482107
Haha what a fucking retard

>> No.10490308
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>>10489564
>calls others retard
>is actually the retard
never fails.

>> No.10490655

>>10484826
Give them real food. That's in Haiti where food prices are so high that some families have to eat dried mud to combat alleviate hunger pains. If they could afford real food they wouldn't be eating Mud.

>> No.10490719

>>10489064
>the bowl catches fire abruptly

>> No.10490720

>>10490308
sometimes this guy seems based as fuck, and sometimes he just seems intolerable as a human

>> No.10491096

>>10488222
Yes, it has the ever loving shit beat out of it.

>> No.10491097

>>10482107
*Rocky theme starts playing*

>> No.10491263

>>10482106
>>10482094
Is that a show I can catch somewhere anon?

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10491266

>>10485757
That was a great answer anon, much obliged

>> No.10491289

>>10482891
>peak soy

>> No.10491310

>>10485401
Look up prison food cooking, you'll see Amerimutts do the most insane shit
I've seen them cook pizza by sealing it, putting it in a mop container and boiling it by inserting a live plug into said container
Oh and that pizza was made using tortillas and the ugliest cheese I've ever seen

>> No.10491314

>>10491289
But now the alpha will eat the soy, so soyboy is actually multiplying. Nature works in weird ways sometimes.

>> No.10491328

>>10485748
That is just making me plain anxious holy fuck

>> No.10491393

>>10489564
Why wouldn't you take five seconds to google something before doubling down on being an ignoramus?

>> No.10491399

>>10489066
People who only eat food by the handful. So pretty much all of /ck/.

>> No.10491404

>>10491263
I've only found clips of it on youtube, but it's ワカコ酒 if you want to try searching.

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10491519

>>10490308
ok, is this dude really like this or is he just memeing up his internet fame

>> No.10491612

>>10489042
>burnt black shit
That's black pudding anon, it looks burnt when it's raw

>> No.10491633

>>10486060
>of hell
it's fire.... no need to get all gay about it

>>
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