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>> No.10481066

hey newfag this isn't gif where you just post whatever the fuck you want, they need to be food & cooking webms

>> No.10481077
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>> No.10481085

I was going to post eggman but I said fuck it and just picked a random webm from the folder

>> No.10481094

you will never eat one of eggos eggs

>> No.10481104


>no one ever questions what kinda sauce/water hes shooting into the pan.

do you think its just olive oil watered down? maybe something with a higher smoke point like peanut oil?

>> No.10481133

>trying too hard and exposing yourself as tbe newfag
The worst way.

>> No.10481141

I bet she fucks like a fighterjet

>> No.10481146

>olive oil watered down
read that one more time

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its just oil dude

why you gonna be a retard about it

>> No.10481172

>The Olive Oil Scam: If 80% Is Fake, Why Do You Keep Buying It?

>It's reliably reported that 80% of the Italian olive oil on the market is fraudulent. Some experts think that percentage is an exaggeration. Others believe that the bigger problem is poor quality olive oil, deliberately mislabeled as virgin or extra virgin.

>In any case, it's likely that when you buy olive oil, you're not buying what it says on the label.


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>smoke point
I hope you meant flash point, retard.

>> No.10481201

Pray tell, perhaps one of you denizens of this fine digital establishment known as the "4 chan" can enlighten me as to the solution for a problem I detect within this animated miniature stream, in that I cannot detect a reasonable method for the food purveyor to escape this almost Machiavellian stronghold composed of chicken and duck byproducts and semi-industrial grade wood and steel. How might this man, who I might be so kind as to call surly, make his escape from this eggstravagent fortress without causing undue damage to his inventory of food items?

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>olive oil

>> No.10481208

This shit stopped being amusing a while ago. I don't know why some fag keeps on posting this webm.

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shut up already, nobody cares.

>> No.10481942

better than the same retarded gifs that get posted daily. I'll allow it.

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Please continue posting more moving images of humans ingesting organic fuel. It is valuable to my research.

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>> No.10482211

Webm threads are one of my favorite threads.
Can someone make a new webm thread?

>> No.10482215
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>> No.10482244

This is ironic, right? Tell me it is.

>> No.10482251

Do you know what the word irony means?

>> No.10482277

I probably spend too much time on /v/. Let me rephrase the question.
This isn't meant to be taken seriously, right?

>> No.10482294

It's a kid show themed recipe presented as such. What do you mean?

>> No.10482309

A few things about it is hurting my sensibility. I won't bother developing since it's from a kid show. Probably wouldn't let kids watch it either though.

>> No.10482331
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If by sensibility you mean autism then yes.

>> No.10482346

I'm fine with autism.
>kale smoothie
Why though?

>> No.10482409


>> No.10482472

how do they get out without breaking any of the sausages?

>> No.10482506


nice eggs FAG

>> No.10482513


where is he? where is he? why isn't he here yet?

>> No.10482527

That is impressive as fuck. I couldnt make a horse as good as that if you gave a hundred years to do it.

>> No.10482531

This is the only /ck/ meme that I can tolerate. BTW how does he get out of his stall without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10482537

professional glassblower here, if you tried to make this horse you would burn your hands, those babies can reach temperatures of up to 5,000 degrees

>> No.10482653

>buying import olive oil
Fuck that. I only buy California or Texas olive oil. Smells and tastes great. Imports taste rancid. Just awfull.

>> No.10482697

When Trump sends him back, how will ICE remove him from that stall without breaking any eggs? Is this a clever ploy to remain undeportable?

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>> No.10483078

>inb4 inb4 guy

>> No.10483080


I was waiting for the eel to get fed up and just take a big bite out of the side of the fish.

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>> No.10483102

My life goal now is to travel to whatever part of the word this man is doing business in and try one of his egg sandwiches for myself.

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10483116

quit hijacking memes asshole

>> No.10483166

Why is he doing that in what looks like his PJs?

>> No.10483176

How does he do that without breaking the glass?

>> No.10483208
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>oh no, the meme wasn't used correctly.

>> No.10483229

How do the eggs get broken when he ain't in there?

>> No.10483274


>> No.10483325

They are different things. You have to be a literal retard to hit the flash point. He used the correct one for this situation

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>lock me up

>> No.10483472

Wade bogs out here eating a whole chicken

>> No.10483473
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>> No.10483481

Suntory Malt's > Asahi

>> No.10483488
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>> No.10483492

>look fellow humans, I consume heat-treated white bread like you do

>> No.10483506

Based kitter

>> No.10483518

there is something very wrong with that dog wtf

>> No.10483531

Don't bully the snek

>> No.10483541

I think it has mange

>> No.10483543

How the fuck does he get out without breaking the eggs???????????????????????

>> No.10483544

People say cats won't provide the safety of a dog. What jokers.

>> No.10483642

>you dont have to tell me about your workday, but you do need to eat this

>> No.10483650

doritos pbj is actually pretty good i bet. salty and sweet is a combo straight from heaven

>> No.10483669


>> No.10483678

don't they get bigger as they get older? so that fuckers gotta be at least 50 right?

>> No.10483717

>bobby fischer

>> No.10483838

that fish is an absolute lad

>> No.10483856


>> No.10484001

Makes me gag

>> No.10484029


>> No.10484139

Too obvious, it has to be really stupidly vague to trigger his autism.

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>> No.10484548

I don't know if it's because I have big hands, but I can't rest the bottom chopstick on my ring finger. I have to rest it on my middle finger.

>> No.10484607

that bitch gonna drink a whole bottle of sake?

>> No.10484684

okay, actually pretty cool thanks for posting

>> No.10484692

actual professional glassblower here. why are you using glass that's 5000 degrees and not 2150 like the rest of us

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>> No.10484709


Now when you say "professional glassblower" do you really mean bongsmith? piececrafter?

>> No.10484768

The temperature at which your oil smokes and the temperature at which your oil catches fire are different. Are you delayed?

>> No.10484787


>> No.10484793

is he trying to whap him with his tail in defense? or is he trying to scoot away as if he were in water?

guys how do lobsters work

>> No.10484803

>usain bolt
>20 mcnuggers
holy shit he's literally me

>> No.10484805
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It's good lean protons.

>> No.10484807

is that the wakako zake female?

>> No.10484826

How do you even help people like that?

>> No.10484833
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Fake news.

>> No.10484834

It's trying to swim away.

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>> No.10484865

Looked good until

>pomegranate seeds

fuck this instagram generation

>> No.10484876

How much is a pack of Haitian nigger cookies?

>> No.10484933

Fake country.

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>> No.10484963
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The UK was a mistake.

>> No.10485002

i learned something today

>> No.10485005
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I try to be educational.

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she is from Canada if that's what you are implying

>> No.10485082

That looks like something you could rig up out of an old washer or dryer.
I don't know what those little black things are thought, could you just use something like doorstoppers? Or does it need something for the feathers to grip?

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I love watching food twitch and shit while getting prepared.

lmao anyone else got more?

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>> No.10485147

>Look Morty, I turned myself into a bat

>> No.10485153
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>> No.10485162

Haha chicky nakey lol

>> No.10485164

Holy shit, it's mah boi Perseus!

>> No.10485168


>> No.10485170
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>Cat has discriminating taste and only chooses the best
>Meanwhile in dog town

>> No.10485192


Dogs are literally retarded

>> No.10485204
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>> No.10485209

Its because dogs have very few tastebuds

>> No.10485214

Is there a way for him to get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10485217


>> No.10485237

>shooting from 3 ft
>not even straight
>wasting food
Nigger get your shit right

>> No.10485239

Look at the second shot. He shot straight, the butter caused the bullet to curve.

>> No.10485247

Just skip the last part out

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>> No.10485262

They told me not to look up how hotdogs are made, but it's not that bad.

>> No.10485266
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>> No.10485285

TIL even fish can be assholes

>> No.10485291

I'm not watching all that shit again.

>> No.10485292

This. What the fuck was that fish's problem?

>> No.10485302
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I was thinking that, I think it is.

>> No.10485305

>How do you even help people like that?
Why the fuck would you even want to help them, I just hope they die quickly.

>> No.10485308

This dude is so weird. Why does he have a chucky doll?

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>> No.10485327

i wanna be her feet and shit on 'em

>> No.10485336

>generic chinaman woman #59840274091

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>> No.10485348

garbage recipe. Looks like fucking prison food.

>> No.10485401

Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.10485416

look at the filename

>> No.10485439
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He would also drink 70+ beers on cross country flights.

>> No.10485444

>olive oil watered down

>> No.10485464

No. That's why he took the bottle away with him.

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>> No.10485538

Yes, but he chooses to just burst out of there like the Kool-Aid Man.

>> No.10485584

God rest his soul

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What has Jack been up to lately?

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its from India, kid.

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>> No.10485631

whats with the overfilled sake glass, and that bamboo spillover coozy? somebody redpill me on this

>> No.10485637

If they pay for a glass of sake they will get a glass of sake. It's dumb but that is how they do it.

>> No.10485643

But she got more than a glass. Do you drink the bit that spills over the edge?

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>> No.10485659

>already opened
fucking poser

>> No.10485674


>> No.10485678

you can like both anon its not always a competition

>> No.10485681

is this a joke
is this real
are niggers really eating mud cookies

someone please tell me that is a meme

>> No.10485706

i imagine people would, and moreover
you cant stop me

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>> No.10485714

Yeah, sure, but, I mean, what's the status quo?

>> No.10485725

My golden retriever would gobble it all up cat, camera including.

>> No.10485728

My dog once found a potted cactus we bought and went LA Beast on it. We looked in his mouth after it was too late, but he had chewed up and swallowed everything, needles and all.

>> No.10485732

It's true, but it's more like the way white people take vitamin supplements that aren't actually bioavailable. But then there's no more food around and you've only got all these bottles of multivitamin capsules.

>> No.10485736

My dumbass ate one local kind of chilly bush, almost ripe one.
Jesus christ the shits he did...

>> No.10485742

dogs just eat, t0 well, eat. cats have more sophisticated taste buds and that makes them more fussy.

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>> No.10485757


First, it's mostly a show of service from the restaurant. As in "We're not skimping on the alcohol you paid for, you're getting a full glass and beyond"
Second, a portion of alcohol is considered, by law, to be 1合, approx. 0.18L (6oz)
Since most glasses aren't made to contain that quantity (especially with ice), the bamboo receptacle is used to house the excess while still getting what you paid for.

Cold sake also tends to heat up to room temperature rapidly.
The still fridge-cold excess is usually drunk in one gulp at the start, though some like to leave it in for the end so that it can act as a buffer, keeping the sake inside the glass (which heats up faster since you keep pulling it out to drink) cold for longer.

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>> No.10485813

Literally biryani....

>> No.10485826

these threads aren't even food related anymore and the mods won't even delete porn anymore. ck is a lost case.

this is fresh

>> No.10485853

>wade boggs
>whole chicken

>> No.10485874

He can't leave until he sells all the eggs.

>> No.10485879


Is that Sneed and Chuck?

>> No.10485901

>that filename

Who the hell is Pinkie Pie?

>> No.10485916

You need to go back

>> No.10485973

no, not me. I make sculptures. The other dude who said 5000 degrees probably was some dude from /vg/ just trying to bait the shit out of me

>> No.10485999
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Yep, but I'm sick of running away from the disease. I couldn't imagine it even coming here, but it did.

>> No.10486060

because he can
old glassblowers be cray-cray
staring into the fires of hell all day every day gives one a skewed perception of risks

>> No.10486069

Bobby Fischer's is interesting. Either he was a total Russboo or, more likely, he was trying to clean out his digestive system as much as possible. Also omega-3s from the herring I bet.

>> No.10486084

bobby was a nutso, but he took health advice from olympic sports coaches, so there is that
also he learned Russian, so maybe he was a slavaboo (not surprising since chess was dominated by Russia in those times)

>> No.10486088

Yeah, there are I think three live action seasons out so far.

>> No.10486095

it's a great source of a lot of essential vitamins and minerals. i hope there's dairy or some kind of fat in that smoothie though, because otherwise he won't absorb most of them including the vitamin K, which kale supplies the most of.

>> No.10486130

>no teaspoon of Godzilla

fuck outta here, fag

>> No.10486294

the webm is wrong, you're not supposed to let it touch your 3rd or 4th fingers at all. Only your index and 2nd finger.

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>> No.10486308

She's made the big league.

>> No.10486323

Yup that's what it said in the video, thank you for sharing.

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>> No.10486339

I made a sandwich like this video once, it was pretty good.

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>> No.10486465

How would that even work, you open the chopsticks by jamming your thumb in between them?

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>> No.10486547

>how to cut your fingertips

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>> No.10486555

then do it faggot

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is this its asshole?

>> No.10486575

do britbongs really...

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>> No.10486590

it is indeed the anus

>> No.10486615

How does he get out of there without breaking all the horses?

>> No.10486616

What else is he going to fuck?

>> No.10486631

lewd :3

makes me think of that fish squeezing eggs webm

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>> No.10486712

Jesus dude just kill it already and put it out of it's misery

>> No.10486717


if I could safely eat anything that isn't food I would choose molten glass. it looks so delicious.

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she makes a living out of this and people out there pay for this

just let that sink in for a second

>> No.10486740


Alright, can someone tell me what the fuck is going on here?

>> No.10486751

Nah, there's no point. I just laugh at it.

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>> No.10486779

all those dishes look so sad and pathetic

>> No.10486798

Not gonna lie that's some tasty looking mud.

>> No.10486820


They're both shit nip beers though.

>> No.10486823

Sometimes when I see some of the live action asian shows being posted I wonder what they are.

>> No.10486867

Name of the show?

>> No.10486872

>fish filets
now I need one.

>> No.10486878

It doesn't even have a head anymore idiot.

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Ummm excuse me? Bobby was woke AF.

>> No.10486908

It's missing its head. I don't think it's suffering.

>> No.10486918

Is that actually mud? What the fuck

>> No.10486942

How the fuck does the liquid compress that much? Water takes a shit ton of pressure to compress (it's nearly impossible) and the bottle would have certainly ruptured first. Is it the gas, somehow?

>> No.10487013

Liquid doesn't compress you retarded mongrel, the volume of the container stays mostly the same but with different dimensions.....Let me guess, you are an amerilard/amerimutt

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I love how sincerely the African looks. Unlike those we have in America.

God damn how do i make African friends

>> No.10487047

>Star Anise
>Cardamon Pods

that is going to over power all the other flavors

>> No.10487049

Brit food is a joke...

but that money shot ending lol, wtf

>> No.10487055

god i wish that were me

>> No.10487063

>not creaming the butter and sugar before mixing in the other ingredients.

>> No.10487091

2012 wants their thread back

>> No.10487104

>God damn how do i make African friends

Be a white girl that hates her parents

>> No.10487143

>Drinking Beck's

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>> No.10487377

jack? is that you?

>> No.10487409

It doesn't stay anywhere close the same volume, look at it.

Also liquid does compress, anything compresses, it's just that it takes enormous amounts of pressure. So in practice we say it doesn't.

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>> No.10487451

check um

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They're Haitians. Not sure if that matters to you, but then you'll know where to go..

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But this way it's so diverse.

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It's called a rainbow lobster, but it doesn't have pincers, so I'd think it's actually a huge prawn.

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ids anoder 911

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>> No.10487611

that's making lettuce not cabbage
cabbage is more round then a lettuce head and less wrinkley

obv its just some kids toy and prolly not even edible

>> No.10487638

>dealing with a knife
>afraid of cutting himself
pick one

>> No.10487671

why does nobody like the big dude :(

>> No.10487677

gyaah, noo
i dont know how sticky that shit is, but i do know that when you deep fry, you slowly lay foods away from you, with little splashing as possible

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>> No.10487708

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your burger is foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you gEt.A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With this statement, "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

>> No.10487830

delicious sea cockroach

>> No.10487832

My family had an old coonhound when I was a kid, and one time a swallowed half of a brisket without chewing. You could see it sliding down his throat like when a snake eats a big rat.

>> No.10487890

what am i observing?

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How to kill squid.

>> No.10487923

>A whole chicken
Based Boggs

>> No.10487933

Nesting geese are friggin' terrifying.

>> No.10487984


Pretty sure it's melted wax into cool water

>> No.10488026

He may have wasted a lot of those butterblocks. But if, by making this video available to the world, people can get most of the experience of shooting a gun through butter blocks, won't a lot be less tempted to do this activity themselves and thus save a lot of butter in the long run?


>> No.10488045

Is that Travel Thirsty? Good jewtube channel.

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That pause makes me suspicious

>> No.10488092

this is very impressive but the head is already done at the beginning

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>> No.10488169

Hot af tbqhwyf

>> No.10488196

Oh god I( fucking hate jack everything about jack makes me want to kms

>> No.10488211

i loled baby

>> No.10488222

Is this really how mochi is made? Had some last week and it was surprisingly addicting.

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Same. It's such a pain in the ass to shave my body everyday.

>> No.10488242

White people are funny

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>> No.10488248

Where to? The real world where they use real words to describe real things? I'm there 100% of the time. Straight edge, no homo.

>> No.10488251

electrical variations in the muscle tissue cause the various strips to convulse resulting in the twitching you see here.

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>> No.10488263

How does he get out of there without breaking all the horses?

>> No.10488266

prison americans do.

>> No.10488277

shes trying to make her face smell like vagina

>> No.10488280

Not sure if this is sausage or some horrible sea monster

>> No.10488283

Damn that little nigga can stand his ground

>> No.10488289

Oh man, I was afraid for a second because I mistook those for a woman's nipples. Good thing that's a guy or else it wouldn't be worksafe.

>> No.10488293

i wish we had that sort of shit over here in the US. i still rmemeber not being able to gut a fish as a child because it was an animal, and not food to me, at the tiome....

>> No.10488298

>hey babe, here w e go, a nice gallon of sake on the house, and some plant bits and some shit to fill your tummy
>now just gobble on this nice fried bit, and drink this here flagon of sake

>> No.10488310

Top 10 anime battles.webm

>> No.10488324

i really would like to eat that...muh dick

>> No.10488327

Fucking ISIS man

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>> No.10488423

How does the plant catch the candleblabla?

>> No.10488469

das rayciss

>> No.10488486

>flings the knife 11 times
>cuts it into 3 slices

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The pickle just hasn't realized yet it's been cut into 12 pieces.

>> No.10488597

So do cats

>> No.10488608

frosted flakes grilled cheese is just an unhealthy sinner's sandwich

>> No.10488619

Explains why he's so damn surly.

>> No.10488866

Yea its African custom don't be racist.

>> No.10488868

Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain donuts.

>> No.10489025

Like two bucks at the craft store.

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>> No.10489042

No seasoning, burnt black shit...

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>> No.10489066

>Different sizes, shapes, and colors
What kind of retard can't tell these candies apart?

>> No.10489080

I hope they used peanut M&Ms so you could tell them apart.

>> No.10489088

I hope you learn to read some day.

>> No.10489194

Autism as a tray.

>> No.10489195

doritos pb&j okay. I imagine some people would like soy+ice cream, but they would be gay.

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>wish we had more shit to kill
i want to gut YOU, evil burger

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>> No.10489328

liquid does compress mate.

Area is proportional to r^2. .

Initially, taking the dimestions for a 2L as a cylinder:

V=2.7*10^6mm^3 (cylinder approx is off by a bit lol)


V=same. radius vastly changes things when its square or cubed. Its why the difference between living or dying from a radioactive source can be just a few feet.

>> No.10489345

That is the sound of all the souls of the damned in hell.

>> No.10489380

>falling for shit like this
Who let the subhumans use the internet connection again?

>> No.10489428

fuckin wh*te person can't handle some spice lmao

>> No.10489442

Overprized hipster schnitzel

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>> No.10489497

>including the vitamin K

wow you really have no fucking clue what you are talking about

>> No.10489504

do you think vitamin k isn't real?

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>> No.10489564

with that reply my suspicions are confirmed, you truly are retarded

>> No.10489643


Carpet bombing

>> No.10489666



He's lucky just the butter exploded

>> No.10489688

>be in prison
>reduced to eating snack foods purchased from the canteen
>all the fresh onions you want, though

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Part of it is probably some of the gas escaping either by permeating through the plastic itself (normally takes years, but higher pressure differentials can accelerate it), or from the gasket of the cap failing to contain the gasses due to stress. After a certain point the outward flexing of the walls and compression of remaining gas can account for the appearance of compressing the liquid. I don't think the plastic could survive long enough for the liquid contents to compress all that much though, some imperfection from the molding process would split first.
Show me a truly incompressible fluid that is plentiful, and I'll show you how to explode a black hole.
The bottle's cap is too large by proportion for it to be a 2L bottle, but otherwise this math and explaination checks out. Judging by the design of the container, I would guess it's either a 1L or 0.5L bottle. The 20 ounce bottles have a thinner lower section and have bumps for grip, which is why I rule them out.

>> No.10490113

Haha what a fucking retard

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>calls others retard
>is actually the retard
never fails.

>> No.10490655

Give them real food. That's in Haiti where food prices are so high that some families have to eat dried mud to combat alleviate hunger pains. If they could afford real food they wouldn't be eating Mud.

>> No.10490719

>the bowl catches fire abruptly

>> No.10490720

sometimes this guy seems based as fuck, and sometimes he just seems intolerable as a human

>> No.10491096

Yes, it has the ever loving shit beat out of it.

>> No.10491097

*Rocky theme starts playing*

>> No.10491263

Is that a show I can catch somewhere anon?

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That was a great answer anon, much obliged

>> No.10491289

>peak soy

>> No.10491310

Look up prison food cooking, you'll see Amerimutts do the most insane shit
I've seen them cook pizza by sealing it, putting it in a mop container and boiling it by inserting a live plug into said container
Oh and that pizza was made using tortillas and the ugliest cheese I've ever seen

>> No.10491314

But now the alpha will eat the soy, so soyboy is actually multiplying. Nature works in weird ways sometimes.

>> No.10491328

That is just making me plain anxious holy fuck

>> No.10491393

Why wouldn't you take five seconds to google something before doubling down on being an ignoramus?

>> No.10491399

People who only eat food by the handful. So pretty much all of /ck/.

>> No.10491404

I've only found clips of it on youtube, but it's ワカコ酒 if you want to try searching.

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ok, is this dude really like this or is he just memeing up his internet fame

>> No.10491612

>burnt black shit
That's black pudding anon, it looks burnt when it's raw

>> No.10491633

>of hell
it's fire.... no need to get all gay about it

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