/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10474495]

Can someone redpill me on why Britbong cuisine is so shitty? It's literally fries, chips, pub food, and tea.

Even southern American soul food is better than this shit, hell every other country AROUND Britain has better food and food culture. Why didn't British food culture evolve?

[Anonymous No.10474517]

>>10474495
British food culture doesn't evolve

[Anonymous No.10474627]

>>10474495

Queen Victoria. Modesty.

[Anonymous No.10474910]

>>10474495
https://www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-foundation/orwell/essays-and-other-works/in-defence-of-english-cooking/

[Anonymous No.10474961]

>>10474495
>It's literally fries, chips, pub food, and tea.
wrong

[Anonymous No.10474975]

>>10474495
We literally invented curries you faggot, all the curries that people eat in the shithole countries come from our cities.

We also invented you so all your food is ours too.

[Anonymous No.10474983]

>>10474961
Honestly, as a chubby alcholic burger, that sounds pretty good for a drunken night on the town.
Just give me a full english for brunch the next day, tikka masala for late lunch, and beef wellington for dinner and I'll sing praise of the plank toothed limeys all day.

[Anonymous No.10474996]

>>10474495
see pictures of an "english breakfast"
always has baked beans, mushrooms , & grilled tomatoes

[Anonymous No.10475006]

British cooking and northern European cooking in general tends to be simple and straightforward. This is due to puritan social attitudes and values. The food god gave us is delicious enough cooked in a basic way without messing around with. Britain also went through the earliest and roughest industrialisation which may have affected eating habits. Many families during this time ate almost nothing but bread. You can imagine that life in the countryside would've allowed people greater access to vegetables, and the passing on of knowledge about cooking. England especially also has a very high population density, meaning more competition for resources, and less time for unnecessary messing around when it comes to food. So it's understandable why British food seems worse, but there are some things to be said for it. It's true that meat, potatoes and vegetables, simply roasted and boiled, is a delicious meal. You don't need myriad spices and herbs and cooking techniques to make good food. Also a big part of the picture people leave out is sweet food. Britain makes delicious cakes and other sweets that seem to be ignored for no reason. And lastly, what about cheddar? It's one of the most popular cheeses in the entire world. It's not fair to just say lol fish and chips.

[Anonymous No.10475007]

>>10474996
Expand your pallet you fucking turd. If you are American I hope you get unloaded on for being a total faggot that makes us look bad.
That said, blood sausage is definitely an aquired taste if you don't already like liver.

[Anonymous No.10475018]

>>10475006
You can look into most pre industrial societies and see 90% of them ate like dogs whilst giving food to the ruling class.
As bad as capitalism is, communism in action far more closely resembles fuedalism.
Capitalism is the worst economic system, if you ignore all the rest.

[Anonymous No.10475063]

>>10475018
No doubt, but living in nature must have at least had some benefits. Maybe I'm kind of reaching though.

[Anonymous No.10475075]

it's a set of isolated northern islands with a climate that doesn't lend itself to interesting vegetation. British food is generally no blander than that of the Nordic countries or parts of Russia - it's just that the culture is exported and inspected more.
Also consider that WW2 era rationing was in place until the mid 50s.

[Anonymous No.10475118]

>>10475075
it's not too cold to grow onions and garlic. that plus cheese which bongs actually do well is plenty to make good tasting food. that and browning food instead of just boiling it.

[Anonymous No.10475194]

>>10475118
I'm a proud as fuck amerifat, gun totin' patriotism overdose and all. But euros make cheese better than anyone. Anyone that disagrees is delusional.
Jarlsberg is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.10475236]

>>10475075
That isn't an excuse when they conquered 1/3 of the world for centuries and had access to every spice/food they could dream of. They did absolutely nothing with it...

[Anonymous No.10475266]

>>10475236
They imported foreign food and made it part of their culture just like America did but on a smaller scale. Chinese and Indian food is everywhere in the UK.

[Anonymous No.10475280]

>>10475266
Its there because they imported chinese and indian people decades later you goofball. they did fuckall with the access to the actual ingredients.

[Anonymous No.10475299]

>>10475236
The empire is a blip on the millennia-long history of peasants working the land in the hopes of producing something energy-dense enough to fight off the clap.
It's also not as though the riches of colonialism were spread widely enough for anyone but royalty to eat quince stuffed goose.

[Anonymous No.10475301]

>>10474975
Fuckin kek
The pajeets made the curries, you invaded for spices, then left but forgot to actually use spices in your shitty food

[Anonymous No.10475311]

>>10475301
kek

[Anonymous No.10475346]

>>10474495
The cuisine itself is not necessarily shitty, the people cooking it are just retarded.

Besides all the breaded/deep fried stuff which every culture has BTW, it just sounds like a lot of roasted meats, pies, and rich gravies. All of that stuff is great if you make it right, but do you trust the average person to cook food correctly?

[Anonymous No.10475355]

>>10474495
Never forget

[Anonymous No.10475363]

>>10475355
What’s wrong with stargazy pie?

[Anonymous No.10475364]

>>10475355
Probably would be considered a divine delicacy in Asia if you could keep them flopping in the cooked pie, tee bee aytch.

[Anonymous No.10475369]

>>10475299
Pretty much this. Euro peasants of the time we're only exposed to tomatos en masse because the royalty kept getting sick eating it off their pewterware. Potatoes? Well, because you can grow a plant that produces six potatos off of a sliver of potato.

[Anonymous No.10475373]

>>10475355
Actually looks pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10475394]

>>10475280
So how is that different to America?

[Anonymous No.10475434]

>>10474495
Ah yes, an image of the Olde English classic: Floppy Johns and Mash

[Anonymous No.10475489]

>>10474495
>Why didn't British food culture evolve?
Because it's a fuckin island, nothing grows there, it's foggy, very little sunshine, that's why they have fucked up crooked teeth. Seriously, kidney pie? Mushrooms, tomatoe slices and bread fried in bacon fat on their breakfast plate is considered a great meal. They ain't got shit to eat over there.

[Anonymous No.10475521]

>>10475075
UK, Germany and Russia actually have simple and delicious fare, but it's pretty manly meat & potatoes kind of stuff and you need to approach it as such.

[Anonymous No.10475575]

>Johnny foreigners shitposting about our glorious cuisine when the rest of my brethen are sleeping.

[Anonymous No.10475612]

>>10474495
>>10474517
>>10475355
>>10475575
what the fuck, do bongs actually eat this garbage and enjoy it?

[Anonymous No.10475613]

I see tumors covered in gravy on that plate, mate!

[Anonymous No.10475622]

>>10475612
Not a britbong but have you eaten it and not enjoyed it?

[Anonymous No.10477136]

>>10475622
Not him, but yes, multiple times.

Literally all of your "typical dishes" exist in other cultures but massively improved.

Every western European country (and probably most of the countries in the world) do whole roast with vegetables in the same tray. The sauce you guys use in Sunday roast is absolutely disgusting: it's bland but super sweet.

Every country with coast in the Atlantic ocean does floured fried fish, and they do it way better than you. And I mean WAY better.

All your pastries are inferior versions of French equivalents.

t. lived in the UK until last October

[Anonymous No.10477397]

>>10477136
Damn did some britbong bantz your amerilardass hard in a pub so you have to take it out on their food forever after?

[Anonymous No.10477404]

>>10474495
>It's literally fries, chips, pub food, and tea.
>Here's my, opinion on a culture I haven't actually had any experience of
Literally /ck/, the post.

[Anonymous No.10477420]

>>10475007
>pallet

[Anonymous No.10477426]

>>10475301
>the Raj was founded on the need for spices
Retard.

[Anonymous No.10477433]

>>10477136
>Sunday roast
>sweet sauce
Retard.

[Anonymous No.10477443]

seriously british "people", how can you defend this...??

[Anonymous No.10477444]

>>10477136
>The sauce you guys use in Sunday roast is absolutely disgusting: it's bland but super sweet.

I grew up in Essex. I'm not sure what "sunday roast" you've had, but I can assure you that the gravy is never sweet in the slightest, and even the shitty packet mix like Bisto is very savoury.

>>floured fried fish
I'm not sure what you're on about there. English fish and chips is battered, not floured.

I'm curious exactly what your experience really has been because it sure seems like an outlier to me.

BTW, I agree that a lot of British cusine sucks. But the specific examples you gave make no sense at all.

[Anonymous No.10477456]

>>10477443
Nobody is defending that bullshit.

Now properly made yorkshire pudding, OTOH, is fucking delicious.

But that shit is a fucking embarassment.

[Anonymous No.10477533]

>>10477443
You might as well post a Jack video and ask how Americans can defend hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.10477561]

>>10474495
Rationing, mostly. Fucked up our food culture and it never really recovered.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I like the rustic pub food a lot, it's a very comfortable style of food, but as a cuisine, I'll freely admit that it's nothing to write home about.

[Anonymous No.10477571]

>>10477136
>sunday roast 'sauce'
>sweet
>all that other shit you wrote
How can one man be so objectively wrong?

[Anonymous No.10477573]

>>10477420
Wow, yeah, that's pretty bad. I was drunk, in my defense.

[Anonymous No.10477579]

>>10477443
That's literally not a yorkshire pudding, though. He fucked it up somehow, like he fucks up everything else.

A proper yorkshire should be cup-shaped, crispy on the outside, and with a half-fluffy half-chewy inside.

[Anonymous No.10477583]

>>10477397
Sounds more like intra EU beef, my obsessed friend.

[Anonymous No.10477586]

Blood sausage is great, mashed potatoes with gravy are great, peas look bland but whatever.

What's the problem here?

[Anonymous No.10477599]

>>10474495
i had the misfortune of living in england for 2 years and having a company meal every day, and it's bloody awful. It's like britbongs have no fucking clue what actually is a good food. The worst offender is that everything is just either extremely bland or has too much overpowering flavour, there's barely any middle ground. Like i go to work and the dude making the food does a sunday roast and every fucking thing is bland, it's got no flavour at all. On top of it, everything is dry as fuck, so he gets this gravy made out of a packet and smothers everything with it with this fucking grin on his face like "aye pal, that a job well done". Fucking hell.
To britbong defense, scones, full english, chips and Tunnock's are top tier. Everything else can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.10477603]

>>10477586
dry peas
mash from a packet
gravy from a packet
dunno about the sausage honestly

[Anonymous No.10477609]

>>10477586
>Blood sausage is great, mashed potatoes with gravy are great, peas look bland but whatever.
It's because that's all you've ever known since you were born. You don't know any other way. You haven't experienced the better foods in life. You don't know any better.

[Anonymous No.10477615]

>>10474495
Poop and peas?

[Anonymous No.10477624]

>>10477599
>Cafeteria food is bad therefore the food of this entire culture is bad!

[Anonymous No.10477632]

>>10477599
>It's like britbongs have no fucking clue what actually is a good food.
Exactly!

[Anonymous No.10477636]

British/Irish meat>European meat>Murican meat

[Anonymous No.10477640]

>>10477624
I used one example, i lived there for 2 years, you'd think it'd be obvious i ate in many places.

[Anonymous No.10477653]

>>10477136
glad you left. stay fucked off

[Anonymous No.10477663]

>>10477599
don't judge on account of a northern cunt who cant cook.

[Anonymous No.10477667]

>>10474517
vomit

[Anonymous No.10477670]

>>10477653
First time a bong ever offered me any salt, wew laddie.

[Anonymous No.10477686]

>>10477561
>Rationing, mostly.
I hear this a lot, but it's simply wrong.

First off, the poor reputation of British food pre-dates even WWII by decades. See the Victorian era cookbook Mrs. Beeton's Guide to Household Management. It discusses the absymal reputation of British food.

And Second, the French and the Germans had worse rationing experiences than the British did, yet their cuisines did not suffer the same blows to their reputation.

I'm sure that rationing didn't help matters, but it's certainly not the key issue to blame.

[Anonymous No.10477704]

>>10474495
bongs have terrible teeth, so they can only eat disgusting mush. Spend all their time drunk, food is unimportant.

[Anonymous No.10477707]

amerifat cuisine is mcburgers and chicken tendies. im sick of the way that shit has been pushed on bongland. women used to be able to cook before feminism. my fellow bongs and i invent awesome new recipes off the cuff daily. we also have the widest possible range of ethnic food to choose from since bongland has been invaded by pajeet, roaches, nogs, chinkies, gurkas, durkas, and flippos (their food is really shit) if you want bland try Ireland. if you want to get fat as a yank on tasty fresh food and booze try Cornwall. cant beat a proper (proper) pasty with clotted cream saffron buns and cider

[Anonymous No.10477710]

I was in London once. We ate british twice. One time some meat with mint sauce and fish and chips. Fish and chips was kind of bland, it's just bland tasteless fish in batter deepfried, wish fries and some tzatziki type sauce. Mint sauce was fucking disgusting and one time we ate English breakfast, ham and eggs was okay not much you can fuck up there but what they call sausage in england is fucking abhorrent, some kind of gelatinous thing with trace amounts of meat.

Usually we'd just eat pizza or kebab and avoid british food.

[Anonymous No.10477749]

>>10477710
>we ate English breakfast, ham and eggs
>ham and eggs
>ham
nigga please, also Irish sausage is best sausage

[Anonymous No.10477781]

>>10477704
>bongs have terrible teeth, so they can only eat disgusting mush. Spend all their time drunk, food is unimportant.
This!
LMAO!

[Anonymous No.10477814]

>>10475575
If you're gonna post a roast, at least post a nice one you fucking spastic

[Anonymous No.10477816]

>>10477136
>lying on /ck/
You've never had a Sunday roast if you think the gravy is sweet

[Anonymous No.10477827]

>>10477781

[Anonymous No.10477832]

>>10477814
after you faggot..

[Anonymous No.10477840]

>>10477599
>i had the misfortune of living in england for 2 years
Weird coincidence but had the misfortune of this utter weeaboo faggot living in our country for 2 years.
:)

[Anonymous No.10477845]

>>10477704
>wanting whiter teeth at the expense of losing brain cells
sums up your country perfectly

[Anonymous No.10477848]

The roast dinners were nice.
Lots of horseradish sauce on the beef is the key.

[Anonymous No.10477853]

>>10477827
It's only because Brits don't have the money to fix their fucked up teeth and because their fucked up govt. health care is even more fucked up than their teeth. Got the flu? Okay the doctor will see you in 6 months.

[Anonymous No.10477858]

>>10477848
whats the square thing in the middle?

[Anonymous No.10477863]

LMAO WHY DO BRITISH PEOPLE ONLY EAT MEAT AND POTATOES HAHA

wtf why do americans eat burgers ALL THE TIME

WTF WHY DO JAPANESE PEOPLE EAT RICE ALL THE TIME

WTF WHY DO INDIANS EAT CURRY POO ALL THE TIME

WTF WHY DO FRENCH PEOPLE EAT SNAILS ALL THE TIME

WTF WHY DO ITALIANS DRINK MARINARA SAUCE

Man it sure is original on /ck/ nowadays you fucking pathetic hacks

[Anonymous No.10477864]

>>10477710
>I was in London once.
>we ate British twice
:^)

[Anonymous No.10477865]

>>10477853
>break arm
>that will be $30,000 plus tip
also who goes to the doctor for the flu?, your soy is showing.

[Anonymous No.10477871]

>>10477704

americans literally have 2x worst teeth than british statistically dumb soda drinking fatty

[Anonymous No.10477873]

>>10477858
It was like a kind of stuffing.
They bake it in a tray and you cut yourself a piece.

[Anonymous No.10477878]

>>10477871
Diabetes also contributes to poor dental health.

[Anonymous No.10477879]

>>10477864
Do you consider kebab and pizza british cuisine? Döner kebab is german and pizza is american.

[Anonymous No.10477886]

>>10477873
ahhh i thought i was some sort of nut garnish

[Anonymous No.10477892]

>>10477879
>pizza is american

[Anonymous No.10477893]

>>10477879
You were in London dipshit.
That place is somfarbremoved from the rest of the country it may as well be a different nation.
Londons a dirty, crime ridden, multicultural shithole.

[Anonymous No.10478282]

>>10477863
>LMAO WHY DO BRITISH PEOPLE ONLY EAT MEAT AND POTATOES HAHA

No one said that. The british only eat shit.

[Anonymous No.10478349]

>>10474495
every country AROUND Britain has better food
No we don't. Dutch and Scandinavian food is way fucking worse.

t. Dutchman

[Anonymous No.10478366]

>>10478349
do the dutch actually eat anything besides stroopwaffels and tea?

[Anonymous No.10478383]

>>10474495
We didn't need to develop one, we simply conquered other countries and took theirs

[Anonymous No.10478618]

>>10477136
Stay mad froggie.

[Anonymous No.10478622]

>>10475301
>invaded for the spices
t. doesnt know British or Indian history

[Anonymous No.10478630]

>>10477443
How the fuck did he mess up yorkshire puddings that bad? Thats the worst Ive ever seen, they should be tall and fluffy, with a cup in a middle.

[Anonymous No.10478636]

>>10477853
NHS is very good compared to persay America:
>get shot
>$300000000000+tip goyim

[Anonymous No.10478648]

>>10474495
Its mainly commoner food, if you think French peasantry actually ate French food youre delusional. They likely just ate baguettes and maybe a chunk of cheese if they were lucky. Its signifigantly smaller but there is a fancy portion of British food like Beef Wellingtons that are amazing.

[Anonymous No.10478653]

>blocks your path

[Anonymous No.10478711]

>>10478648
Depends what you mean exactly.
Obviously a French peasant wasn't eating Saddle of Veal Prinz Orloff. But a huge number of the classic French dishes that people pay megabucks for in *** restaurants are indeed peasant dishes. Cassoulet? A bunch of leftovers thrown together in a pot and cooked. Coq Au vin? When you had no meat to eat except the stringy 'ol barnyard rooster, so you had to stew it in cheap wine to make it even remotely tender. And so on.

[Anonymous No.10478719]

>>10478636
Bullshit. I used to live in Chelmsford. The amount I had to pay in taxes was far less than the cost of comprehensive insurance here in the US.

And the NHS can go fuck itself--between the idiotic ambulance shortage issue a few years back and the fact that they literally killed my uncle about 4 weeks ago? Yeah, those cunts can fuck right off

[Anonymous No.10478759]

>>10478636
Public healthcare is good if you are low income and can't afford it otherwise, but it sucks. Doctor shortages, horrendous waiting times, doctors don't really care about you and see you as their subordinate.

[Anonymous No.10478795]

>>10478719
Whoops. I need to lay off the beer. I meant to say the taxes for the NHS were far higher than insurance here in the states.

[Anonymous No.10478818]

>>10478653
Beef Wellington probably isn't british
Literally everything about the dish points to france as the origin
The name comes from Wellington, but it's not as if countries THAT close together can't cop food from each other and it's not as if it doesn't have a different name in france
See: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/11641-filet-de-boeuf-en-croute-beef-wellington

[Anonymous No.10478936]

>>10477443
He fucked about too long. Need to heat the tin and oil till its smoking then add batter and back to oven super fast

[Anonymous No.10478960]

>>10477749
Is that hogs pudding to the left? Drrooolll

[Anonymous No.10478976]

>>10477853
Actually dentistry is free in UK if you can't afford it.

[Anonymous No.10478994]

>english breakfast
>every component of the meal is an amerecan food
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.10479013]

>>10477443
That is nowhere near a yorkshire pudding lmao.

[Anonymous No.10479028]

>>10478818
>neighboring countries share similar dishes
durrrrrr

[Anonymous No.10479033]

>bland
>bland
>bland
>bland
I see the problem here.
All you foreign fucks have numbed your tongues with sugar, herbs, spices and alcohol and can't appreciate subtlety.
In the same way that an alcoholic lives off curries you guys live off cumin and garlic.
British people have more delicate palettes and can taste more in their meals.
You say the fish or sauce has no flavour but that's only because your tongue is practically half dead.

[Anonymous No.10479034]

>>10474495
Now, I'm half Anglo half Irish, and I object to saying British cuisine is worst than every country, on the grounds that Irish cuisine is literally the exact same but with somehow even less variety and more potato.

And lest you forget that all-american dish, apple pie, originated with Britbongs.

[Anonymous No.10479038]

>>10479033
just embarrassing but at least you tried

[Anonymous No.10479052]

>>10477879

> Döner Kebab is german.

Nigga are you dumb?

[Anonymous No.10479104]

>be britbong
>love my local food
>always hear about how britbong food is shit and foreign food is better
>in my gap year I go on a culinary journey
>french and german food are practically the same as british food basically the only difference is that restaurants in these countries have slower service so youre hungrier by the time the food arrives
>hungarian food is very much like british food with a heavier focus on sauces, quality varies from meal to meal even in the same restaurant
>greek food relies heavily on olive products and terrible cheeses so I hate it also the quality is all over the place
>turkish food is just disgusting, traumatising even, they use animal parts which still make me shudder
>indian food is heavily spiced, can barely taste the underlying ingredients, its sometimes tasty but usually it just burns your tongue to the point where you taste nothing and everyone has shit breath
>japanese food is no different to the japanese food I get at wagamamas in england, only theres too much steam and I cant see through my glasses, the quality is always top notch though and nothing seems half arsed which is the major difference from your average british burger stand
>new zealand is identical to the uk only less variety
>the us is a very mixed bag, went from cali to kentucky, california had shit food with the worst takeaways and restaurants ive ever been to, some of the states in between had good family run restaurants like in kansas and missouri, I found that if theres a black woman running the place then it usually has good food as nobody would willingly support a black business unless the food was great, overall I found american food to be worse the further west you went, I was glad to find it only got better as I made my way to kentucky
>I went home and made myself some delicious britbong food
Overall I found that the only country which has 'better' food is Japan and that's because they're so autistic about cooking, not because the recipes are better.

[Anonymous No.10479112]

>>10478994
>amerecan food
i see no hamburgers

[Anonymous No.10479132]

>>10479112
>hamburger
>hamburg
>american

[Anonymous No.10479147]

>>10479132
no one in Hamburg eats anything besides refugee semen
your point is moot

[Anonymous No.10479155]

>>10479147
Fair point my brother.
The young women of the UK also have that problem it seems.

[Anonymous No.10479164]

Would've thought the kind folk down at /ck/ would enjoy eating Spotted Dick and Faggots.

[Anonymous No.10479177]

>>10479164
>eating a pile of sticks
??

[Anonymous No.10479189]

>>10479177
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

[Anonymous No.10479193]

>>10474495
Byproduct of living on a small island with no natural resources. Just look at Japan, similarly shit cuisine, they just made it look pretty to cover up the that fact.

[Anonymous No.10479213]

>>10474495
oh yeah it's one of these threads

[Anonymous No.10479214]

>>10479104
Fuck if you're not memeing, you were one lucky fucker to have had the means to travel like that. Better burn some fir tree branches daily to thank Odin for your situation.

[Anonymous No.10479223]

>>10479189
Oh those, I like those actually.

[Anonymous No.10479244]

>>10479214
>lucky
I paid for university and accommodation with student loans and part time work, then I worked more hours during the summer to save up money.
I also worked the first half of the gap year and did my journeying for a few months after that.
Anyone can do it, it just takes effort.

[Anonymous No.10479289]

>>10479213
What am I looking it?
Are those some sort of meat chocolate biscuits?

[Anonymous No.10479320]

>>10479038
He actually made a half decent point. Would you say smokers have a more refined palate because their sense of taste is dulled?

[Anonymous No.10479344]

>>10479104
Based gourmand globe trotting jet setter telling it like it is.

[Anonymous No.10479360]

>>10474495
it isn't
anyone who says otherwise is just a dumb shitposter

[Anonymous No.10479404]

>>10479132
The hamburger in Hamburg was lightly cooked steak tartar, a misnomer itself. It didn't hit a bun with cheese until we Americans were like "how can we make this less healthy?" because hitting it with europoor gravy wasn't good enough. Lazier path than a fucking electron, but I don't get arrested for off color comments on social media.

[Anonymous No.10479415]

>>10479404
I don't even use social media because I'm not some attention whoring socialite faggot.

[Anonymous No.10479422]

>>10479415
>i'm fat and socially anxious

[Anonymous No.10479423]

>>10479415
I don't either, but my dick wanted vagina as a teen. Half of them are dead frogs less entertaining than porn, even if you bring them to the brink.

[Anonymous No.10479439]

>>10479422
Nope.

>>10479423
Social media only makes you hate women in my experience.
I haven't had a proper girlfriend since I was 20 because of how they all act these days, it's so hard to find one that isn't a vacuous whore.

[Anonymous No.10479451]

>>10474910
Tldr

[Anonymous No.10479454]

>>10475007
>Pallet

In any case, being American has nothing to with his autism over beans, mushrooms and tomatoes. With the exception of beans, those are pretty common in Appalachian breakfasts, but I'd say leftover soup beans is still eaten somewhat (waste not).

[Anonymous No.10479518]

>>10478653
>British propensity for stuffing random shit in a puff pastry and calling it good

Those motherfucking bongs would stuff your momma in a puff pastry and eat it if they could.

[Anonymous No.10479544]

>>10479451
>good british food is found inside the home because brits want to eat different food when they go outside and theres not much food tourism
The pub is one of the few places where you can get British food that you'd usually only find in a home, and even there it's a poor imitation because it's made for drunks.

[Anonymous No.10479578]

>>10478818
british cuisine is french cuisine just with more sausages

[Anonymous No.10479629]

I love London but I mostly eat kebab when I am there.

[Anonymous No.10479662]

>>10479578
That's not a bad point, but then again I think French cuisine is criminally overrated.

[Anonymous No.10479667]

>>10479629
>london
>british
Literally an occupied territory.

[Anonymous No.10479677]

>>10479454
Fuck dude, leftover soup beans simmered with pork necks or hocks served with some fresh made johnny cake with sorghum molasses is hillbilly breakfast fit for a king, wat you talkin' 'bout?

[Anonymous No.10479706]

desu britbong full English breakfast looks like it smothered in grease. I prefer a light breakfast.

[Anonymous No.10479742]

>>10479706
>looks like
You have a shit eye.
>prefer a light breakfast
A full English is supposed to be for men doing hard labour over the day, not office faggots.

[Anonymous No.10479856]

>>10477136
>The sauce you guys use in Sunday roast is absolutely disgusting: it's bland but super sweet.

[Anonymous No.10479871]

>>10475194

[Anonymous No.10480054]

>>10477710
>ham and eggs
Confusing loin for leg says more about the garbage meatglued lumps of """ham"""" you eat than anything else

[Anonymous No.10480107]

>>10479104
Anon gets it. I still like Jap and Indian food more than British but Brit takes a solid 3rd and number 1 for comfy/casual food and deserts.

[Anonymous No.10480110]

>>10479344
>gourmand
that bonger is probably meming but if he unironically believes that wagamamas is good he is definitely not a gourmand

[Anonymous No.10480111]

>>10477853
>Got the flu?
>That will be 30,000 dollars please
>Don't worry you can pay in monthly instalments from now until you die

NHS is mismanaged to all fuck but it's a good system in theory

[Anonymous No.10480117]

>>10479518
>implying french dont do the same yet are heralded for it

[Anonymous No.10480164]

>>10480107
The thing with Japanese and Indian food is that I can enjoy them as a treat, but they're no basis for a diet like English food is.

>>10480110
The point he actually made was that wagamamas was no different to the food you buy from Japanese restaurants of a similar pricepoint.
Whether it's good or not would be up to personal preference.

[Anonymous No.10480174]

>>10475355
What do you mean? This looks good.

[Anonymous No.10480189]

>>10477853
>he isn't aware that there are months-long waiting lists for elective surgery in the good old u.s. of a.

>get in car accident
>tear rotator cuff
>get seen by GP
>get referred to ortho
>get steroid shots for 6 months
>get imaging
>MRI is 1000 dollars plus tip
>wait a month
>get orthoscopic surgery
>go to PT for 3 months
>get referred back to GP
>get referred back to ortho
>get surgery consult
>wait 3 months
>surgery
>3 more months of PT

all the while you're paying 200+ dollars a month premium not including whatever deductible you need to meet each year to keep yourself from going into crippling debt

this is literally how healthcare works in the US. i know this because i work in it.

[Anonymous No.10480538]

>>10480164
I feel like Indian and Japanese food tend to be healthier than British food.

[Anonymous No.10480540]

>>10480538
Untrue.
The problem with western food is that people eat too much for their sedentary lifestyles, not that it's unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.10480550]

>>10475063
you died like a bitch at the drop of a hat, usually after working yourself half to death for shit teir food. Theres a damn good reason people spent the last 10,000+ years living/working together.

[Anonymous No.10480615]

>>10475018
Wrong again commie scum.

[Anonymous No.10480819]

>>10479742
I'm a nutritionist at a fat camp in New York for obese adults, but whatever faggot.

[Anonymous No.10480824]

>>10480819
>he thinks a fat camp equates to a hard days labour
Fucking kids these days.

[Anonymous No.10481165]

>>10477443
I think he acknowledged his mistake after a barrage of negative comments and tried again with better results.

[Anonymous No.10481188]

>>10475063
Nature without modern medicine, which needs modern technology, which means industrialization, is poor brutish and short.

[Anonymous No.10481202]

>>10474495
>britcucks

[Anonymous No.10481213]

>>10477710
Go to the fucking countryside if you're going to eat countryside food.

>Eats fish and chips in the middle of a landlocked city

[Anonymous No.10481278]

>>10480824
No you queer, my point was I'm not some ponce office worker and a light breakfast works for me regardless.

[Anonymous No.10481491]

>>10477749
Irish sausage is an exact copy of English sausage. The Irish have no unique cuisine or culture. It is all inspired by ours.

[Anonymous No.10481513]

>>10478383
>british food is so shit they invaded the entire world to get away from their own

[Anonymous No.10481541]

>>10477456
>yorkshire pudding
i couldn't even figure out what it was supposed to be

[Anonymous No.10481547]

>>10477609
>better foods
https://thetruthaboutcancer.com/america-worst-food-quality-safety/

[Anonymous No.10481550]

>>10477781
>bongs have terrible teeth
We have teeth so healthy that they aren't on life support; don't need to be surgically altered and bleached unlike literally everyone in cornsyrup and blubber country

[Anonymous No.10482703]

>>10481513
>brainlets conception of international events

[Anonymous No.10482708]

>>10481278
You're not doing anything especially strenuous that's why you can get away with a light breakfast you numale faggot.
I bet you have lunch only 4 hours after breakfast too.

[Anonymous No.10483438]

>>10475075
They grow tomatoes and make Champagne standard sparkling wines (this is not a meme, they regularly win blind taste test awards)

Climate just means their seasons are shorter.

[Anonymous No.10483618]

>>10483438
Yeah, but they use green houses for that. He's basically correct in that Albion had a shitty climate for growing warm season vegetables, herbs and spices which are critical for producing great cuisine. They ended up stuck in the rut of root vegetables and boiled meat, basically the cuisine of northern plains native americans. It's hilarious to read the literature of how the pale britbongs suffered under the opressive heat and humidity of the Indian colonies. They literally had to send their women to the mountains during hot seasons, lol.

[Anonymous No.10483705]

>>10474495
>britblobs

[Anonymous No.10483726]

>>10477781
obese

[Anonymous No.10483868]

>>10475575
>Overcooked meat
>Roasties lacking crisp exterior
>Everything else is boiled
>Bisto
Probably made out of necessity by someone who gets grossed out by the notion of using the accumulated fat and meat juices. Miserable. May as well get a ready meal.

[Anonymous No.10484317]

>>10483618
>It's hilarious to read the literature of how the pale britbongs suffered under the opressive heat and humidity of the Indian colonies. They literally had to send their women to the mountains during hot seasons, lol.
It makes sense to pop up to the mountains if you have the means, it gets hot and humid in summer. Seppos would probably just wander around in a heatstruck daze trying to cope by telling all and sundry "id geds whey hodder in Flurida" despite living all their lives in New England, kinda like how swearing when you hurt yourself helps to ameliorate pain.

[Anonymous No.10484327]

>>10483618
I find it more hilarious to read of how Indians shit their breeches at a mere sniff of lactose.

[Anonymous No.10485825]

>>10479289
this is a shitting contest..
It's some weird tradition that they kept.

[Anonymous No.10485915]

I've got a book by some historian woman who spent a year "living as a Victorian".

She claims in it that the bland Victorian food becomes appealing when you live in those conditions, i.e. getting up in winter in an unheated room with no carpets and ice forming on the inside of the windows then spending a day doing industrial amounts of laundry by hand while wearing a corset, she didn't even want anything spiced but was craving plain boiled meat/taters and stodge with jam on.

As an anon upthread says, the Victorian poor often only had bread to eat, day in, day out. And a lot of that flour was cut with chalk, brick dust and other random shit. Malnutrition in Victorian England was the worst it had ever been, there was a North Korea-South Korea level height difference between a twelve year old working class boy and a twelve year old Etonian.

So picture that, you've got generations of people growing up knowing NOTHING about cooking because all they get is bread and MAYBE a little bit of bacon once a week if they're lucky. The only ones who had any idea how to cook were the women who went into service cooking for middle and upper class households.

[Anonymous No.10486301]

>>10485915
Load of shit this comment is.

[Anonymous No.10486315]

>>10486301
Care to explain why?

>>10485915
Another factor that people seem to forget with old recipes is that in those days there was no such thing as factory farming and as such the flavor of the ingredients was far superior to todays' industrial supermarket garbage. Less seasoning is required when the ingredients taste good on their own. You see the same simplicity in French recipes from the same era.

[Anonymous No.10486324]

>>10474495
Bangers & Mash is a great dish if you use high grade sausages, properly cooked, prepared, seasoned potatoes, and real gravy. It's filling, nutritious, affordable, and simple to prepare at home.

[Anonymous No.10486346]

>>10486315
>explain why
It operates on the notion that British food is bad, which is something only people who've ruined their tastebuds with sugar and spices think.

[Anonymous No.10486376]

>>10486346
Bland doesn't necissarily mean bad, anon.

I love British food. But that doesn't mean that it's not fairly bland. And I find the whole ""britsh food sucks" reputation to be intellectually interesting. I've discussed it with people many times and I nobody seems to know where it comes from. It certainly pre-dates the Victorian period. (see >>10477686) I don't find the food bad, I'm just curious where the meme comes from.

Anyway, do you see any error in the facts stated by >>10485915 or are you just triggered because you think it insults British food and you take that personally for some reason?

[Anonymous No.10486449]

>>10486376
The French fed this propaganda to hurt English cheese exports, since they were competitors in that field. They like to just shit on their eternal rivals too, like how we mockingly call French people frog eaters.
The Italians also fuelled it since the English invented 'Italian' dishes like lasagne and they don't want anyone to know, anyway, it's not like they have much of a leg to stand on when their cuisine is 90% pasta.
The Germans are the only people who really compete with the British in the sausage field, so they also fuel the myth for that reason.
There's also the fact that the British Empire didn't really control that much of the herb & spice trade versus other empires like the Dutch, so the continental aristocracy and Dutch traders would describe non-spiced food as bland and boring so that rich people would buy their imports as a point of pride and mock those who didn't use those products. You'll also note that the British are the master of sweets because they controlled so much of the sugar market in the past.
Let's not also forget that everyone was jealous of the British Empire, so it was convenient to be able to say, "Well at least our food is better", even if that wasn't the case.
Ya get me brah? I could go on.

[Anonymous No.10486472]

>>10486449
>The French fed this propaganda to hurt English cheese exports, since they were competitors in that field.
Sounds potentially credible. Got any sources on that?

>>Ya get me brah
It sounds like you're shotgunning a bunch of theories out there in the hope that one of them sticks. It sounds plausible but where is the documentation to support it?

Another very plausible theory:
-The British empire, which was enormous in the Victorian days and before--created a lot of opportunities for comparison between British cuisine and the cuisine of the colonies. Since British cuisine had very little spice (due to the weather of Great Britain) compared to that of the colonies who wer often in tropical regions, those comparisons would often yield the obvious conclusion: Brit food is bland. In other words, only a very rich Englishman could afford much in the way of spices, but even a dirt-poor coloinal in a tropical region could.

...also very plausible, but again, no documentation.

[Anonymous No.10486488]

>>10479033
Somewhat agree with this Tbh, everyone is overfed on a bunch of shitty ethnic foods, hence you see people unironically claim putrid trash like Indian food, Chinese or Italian food is good and underrating GOAT cuisine like French or German.

[Anonymous No.10486511]

>>10486488
Yeah I've seen asians call things like apple & pork sausages or chicken & leak pie bland/boring/tasteless.
Ridiculous.
I enjoy the odd curry, maybe once a month, but I consider them to be inferior to hearty meals like a sunday roast.
There's a reason that Europeans are the tallest in the world, it's because our local cuisine is better for you.

[Anonymous No.10486524]

>>10486511
Literally all non-white cuisines are overrated trash for people with underdeveloped palates, except simple, subtle whole foods based ones like Japanese or Mongolian.

[Anonymous No.10486551]

>>10486511
To be fair, those dishes you named ARE usually rather boring. But it's not the fault of the recipe, it's the fault of modern industrial agriculture fucking over the quality of the ingredients.

Pork and apple sausages from Tesco's? Bland. Which is probably why so many Brits douse them in Hammond's sauce or similar. Proper pork and apple sausages made with heritage pork & good apples? Delicious.

[Anonymous No.10486561]

>>10486551
Any ready made Tesco food is bland and boring though, including the foreign dishes.

[Anonymous No.10486601]

the *ngloid is just a loutish brute who will shovel anything even passingly edible down his gullet and wash it down with a pint of (warm) ale

it doesn't matter if it's the roughest blue collor work or literal royalty, they're all louts deep down

[Anonymous No.10486646]

>>10479289
>>10485825
I would very much like it if you wouldn't ridicule our proud tradition of poop contests called poepstrijdje. There's a lot of complexity to it since not only weight but also nuttiness and the speed of poepen comes into play. Sorry you don't have any traditions in your tragic excuse for a country.

[Anonymous No.10486654]

>>10479289
>>10485825
Now without kidding my guess is that it's ontbijtkoek mixed with water and shaped like poop then eaten by kids because hahaha you're eating poop kinda.

[Anonymous No.10487380]

Sloppy joe

[Anonymous No.10488219]

>>10474910
Why was Orwell so based

[Anonymous No.10488305]

>>10483868
t. southern ponce

[Anonymous No.10488308]

Because they're inbred island mutts.

[Anonymous No.10488325]

>>10474495
Unlike most cultures, they've been able to afford meat with every meal for most of their history. They haven't had a need to develop tricks to make bland vegetable meals palatable, so they never did.

[Anonymous No.10488350]

>>10488219
I've been reading some of his essays lately and it was because he supported "common human decency." That was his reasoning for joining the militias fighting against the fascism of Franco in the Spanish Civil War. He was based because contrary to limp wristed bongian socialists at the time, he stood on the front with a gun in support of the worker, and in point of fact was shot through the throat by a fascist sniper (t., "Homage to Catslonia"). He teaches lessons for us all, based Orwell.

[Anonymous No.10488405]

>>10474910
>https://www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-foundation/orwell/essays-and-other-works/in-defence-of-english-cooking/
>First of all, kippers, Yorkshire pudding, Devonshire cream, muffins and crumpets. Then a list of puddings that would be interminable if I gave it in full: I will pick out for special mention Christmas pudding, treacle tart and apple dumplings.

Is this supposed to be a joke? Sometimes bongish humor can be pretty dry.

[Anonymous No.10488975]

>>10478818
Should've been named beef Waterloo.

[Anonymous No.10489387]

>>10478719
How did they kill your uncle? I lost my dad to their incompetence in January. Fuck the NHS

[Anonymous No.10489829]

>>10474975
Rofl
>Fuckin african cavemen swattin flies and eatin a chunk of zebra cooked over a manure fire
>WE INVENTED BBQ FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.10489889]

>>10479034
Try again faggot it's dutch

[Anonymous No.10489990]

>>10480615
reread his post and delete this post so you can use that image on someone who deserves it

[Anonymous No.10490063]

>>10481550
>Custom made, extra small American toilet

[Anonymous No.10490149]

>>10474495
I didn't bother reading any of that but I'd be pretty pissed if a dog shit on my smashed taters

[Anonymous No.10490830]

>>10474910
based

[Anonymous No.10491621]

>>10475301
>but forgot to actually use spices in your shitty food
fb level meme

[Anonymous No.10491657]

>>10477136
>a cuisine isn't good because they have analogous dishes in other cuisines
What do you expect? England to have completely different flora and fauna from all of its neighbours?
By that logic, pizza/tacos/burgers are shit because they're all meat and stuff on top of bread. For example, Portguese egg tarts (flaky pastry and cinnamon), Chinese egg tarts (flaky pastry and unsweetened) and English custard tarts (shortcrust pastry and nutmeg) are all pretty much the same but that doesn't mean they're not all really nice.

[Anonymous No.10491690]

>>10487380
Wtf is a sloppy Joe? Is it just taco ground beef in a hamburger bun

[Anonymous No.10491705]

>>10474495
it isn't shitty
and we don't just eat british food
we eat french, german, american, loads of things

[Anonymous No.10491761]

>>10474495

It's literally only about getting in calorific content.
Britain is the only place in world that I've eaten fast food regularly, their own food is simply inedible.

[Anonymous No.10491774]

>>10477848

Beef baked in an oven, with potatoes covered in lard and baked in an oven and pancake batter baked in an oven served with boiled vegetables and the grease from the meat thickened with flour is "nice"? Right.

[Anonymous No.10491827]

>>10491690
Kind of, but it's usually sickeningly sweet which makes sense because it's children food.

[Anonymous No.10492284]

>>10491774
>roast beef
tasty
>potatoes roasted in lard
very nice, goose fat is even better
>yorkshire pudding
the filler, quite pillowy but nice with gravy etc.
>boiled vegetables
sad, roasted vegetables are much better
>gravy using the meat fats and juices
what on earth do you have against that?

[Anonymous No.10492345]

>>10474495
Yet another "LOL ENGLISH FOOD IS RUBBISH, LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!" thread.
You don't know fuck all.
I bet you've never even left the state you live in.

[Anonymous No.10492675]

>>10488219
The man could see though bullshit like polished glass.

[Anonymous No.10492846]

>>10474910
/thread

[Anonymous No.10493726]

Daily reminder that sandwiches are a British invention.

[Anonymous No.10494178]

Britbings don't have cuisine, just fodder.

[Anonymous No.10494185]

>>10492284

It's vile?

[Anonymous No.10494229]

>>10475575
Roasts are shit and I'm a bong, it is a chore to eat them every christmas

[Anonymous No.10494479]

Ausfag checking in. Our food culture is fairly similar to britbong, but better in every way.

[Anonymous No.10495087]

>>10494185
>gravy is vile
You heard it here first folks