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I'm taking this fucker down. Proof in the next post.

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>>10472728
This is a step too fucking far, Jack. You messed with the wrong company.

>> No.10472734

>>10472732
>taurine gave me a stroke

>> No.10472744

who even cares
disinfo or not let the lord smite me down
post this on imgur for your upvotes

>> No.10472769

>>10472732
>taking health advice from a stroke victim

If this fat fuck told me the sky was blue I'd get a second opinion.

>> No.10472773

>>10472732
Slightly gay but would like to see results.

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based redditbro

have a upvote

>> No.10472780

>>10472732
The webm thread thanks you.

>> No.10472798

>>10472778
Considering those who use it as an insult, reddit is getting close to becoming a compliment.

>> No.10472808

>>10472732
kek

>> No.10472823

>>10472734
yeah obviously not the massive amounts of fast food or generally being a fat fuck lmao

>>10472769
he's insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

>>10472778
your opinion is NOT in the recipe

>>10472780
<3

>> No.10472843

I hate this fat cuck so much.

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dumping

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>> No.10472855

>>10472849
Was it autism?

>> No.10472857

>>10472732
GET 'EM

GET THAT NIGGA

AY

AY DARNELL

DARNELL PUT THAT NIGGA DOWN

AY

FEED THAT BOY

SLEEP HIM DARNELL

SLEEP THAT NIGGA

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>>10472798
>implying this is an insult
what the hell is wrong with you 4channers?!

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>>10472913
I'm serious what the fuck is that

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>>10472930
da huuuuudge

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>>10472930
My guess would be that it is an omelette

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>> No.10472978

Requesting him using the KitchenAid to shred cheese and when the grill thing exploded on him.

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Can we get our fat and lazy useless janitor to do something about the jack spam?

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>>10472967
dude is trolling everyone

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>>10472930
The Lazy Man Omelette: boil your raw, unseasoned ingredients (veggies, ham, eggs) in a ziplock bag. And that’s it.

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>>10473033
Do Americans really do this?

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>> No.10473044

>>10472978
how can one person be so fucking incompetent in the kitchen.

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>>10473038
>MMMMMMMM
>mmmmm
>...
>MMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>10473050
The Magic Bullet is actually his single most infuriating product review.

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>> No.10473061

>>10473050
>simultaneously raw and burnt
amazing. just how does he do it bros

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>>10473060

>> No.10473073

>>10473044
he’s not a chef. he’s just an average joe.

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>> No.10473119

>>10473073
I know you're memeing me but it's insane that puts on this shtick while clearly aspiring to be a youtube kitchen product shill

>> No.10473146

>>10473009
/jack/ threads are what makes this board bearable

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i work as a support worker with adults with learning disabilities. they all put their tongue out to eat like jack. I've never seen a "normal" person do this. I have always thought of it as an indicator of having a learning disability.

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>>10473083

>> No.10473178

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88
Should I watch it? Has anyone watched it?

>> No.10473185

>>10473083
this one is fucking great

>> No.10473189

>>10473178
>that title
>that thumbnail
I legitimately can't watch stuff like this, I don't know how other people do it. I just feel way too much second hand embarrassment.

>> No.10473229

>>10473178
>>10473185
I've watched it actually. it's hilariously bad. also why does jack let his son do non-white music when jack is so virulently racist? lmao

>> No.10473236

>>10473178
I clicked and watched the thumbnails I don't know if I can bring myself to click play
whats going on with this family?

>> No.10473238

>>10473072
Your son looks cute anon

>> No.10473250

>>10473060
joocy.

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>>10473236
royal family of /ck/

>> No.10473259

>>10472873
is this because the retard has it upside down

>> No.10473265

>>10473238
I'd be fucking my son way more if he looked like that

>> No.10473274

TWO 100+ reply ja/ck/ threads in just as many days?!

my birthday isnt until next week, guys. y'all shouldnt have..

>> No.10473277

>>10473265
Whats stopping you now?

>> No.10473278

What's a good jack vid to start off with

>> No.10473279

>>10473278
shut the fuck up

>> No.10473286

>>10473279
No give me an answer

>> No.10473299

>>10473277
I'm not gay

>> No.10473304

>>10473299
It aint gay to fuck a dude anon, it's only gay to be fucked

>> No.10473308

>>10473278
all about chicken, he was new and hungry and had a few episodes where he had experts on to explain stuff
there's an all about steak one too

>> No.10473311

>>10473007
wtf is this? WHY is this?

>> No.10473316

>>10472858
I don't feel well.

>> No.10473318

>>10473286
search for the episode of him on West Texas Investors Club. He cries because they make fun of his terrible bbq skills

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>>10473318
I can't find it though.

>> No.10473356

>>10472976
>Puts his thumb in front of a blade like 5 times in 10 seconds
I think Jack might only be alive because of some kind of cosmic mistake. No one is that stupid and that lucky for this long.

>> No.10473357

which one of you made this

https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/

>> No.10473376

>>10473338
shitty vid but whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg

>> No.10473381

>>10473376
Thank you wonderful anon.

>> No.10473444

>>10472728
We just keep a jack thread pinned as containment. I'm disgusted I have to share a planet with this fat shit and having his disgusting "recipes" come up when browsing /ck/ infuriates me. Fuck Jack.

>> No.10473467

>>10473357
haha that is some crazy fucking autism I love it

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>>10472892
Why did Jack take off his signet ring in this...?

don't Joey don't my back and tell me you're Ja/ck/ing

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>>10472885
>using a serrated knife on meat

>> No.10473530

>>10473033
I don't understand.

The Helmer omelette literally takes a minute to make. The only trick is cutting your stuffing ingredients small enough so they cook quickly when you throw them in.

How does a person fail so hard?

>> No.10473540

>>10472732
nice to see the young kids sharing /ck/ too.

>> No.10473548

>>10472940
PAN

NICE AND COLD

>> No.10473553

>>10473038
It's like he got confused on what expression he was trying to convey. You can almost see the little gears in his head turning.

>> No.10473555

>>10473357

sometimes i wonder about the decisions i've made in life that have led me to spending over an hour reading something like this

>> No.10473565

>>10473065
Why is his phone in the meat tray? Why did he not flip the meat over before taking it out?

>> No.10473568

>>10473530
i don’t know about europeans, but most americans are too stupid to use the stove properly. when they go to make an omelette, they end up making scrambled eggs because the the temperature is too hot and they play with the pan too much. it’s one of the main reasons why jack always undercooks and burns things at the same time.

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>> No.10473614

>>10473376
Hmm

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>>10473376
dont bully me bra

>> No.10473621

>>10472732
>the webm threads autists did it
Thank God

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>> No.10473629

>>10473178
TELL THE DEVIL NOT TODAY
TELL THE DEVIL GO AWAY

>> No.10473644

How long has jack been interacting with food? (cooking seems like a strong word for what he does.)

It seems like he would have to know more about cooking than he appears to, given that he's been in the kitchen for so long.

>> No.10473645

>>10473628
something about those body proportions don't add up

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>> No.10473656

>>10473628
>doing the soylent grin

>> No.10473657

>>10473645
hes a beachball with arms

>> No.10473670

>>10472734

>energy drinks gave me a stroke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwHT2SuNOi8

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