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I'm taking this fucker down. Proof in the next post.
>>10472728This is a step too fucking far, Jack. You messed with the wrong company.
>>10472732>taurine gave me a stroke
who even cares disinfo or not let the lord smite me downpost this on imgur for your upvotes
>>10472732>taking health advice from a stroke victimIf this fat fuck told me the sky was blue I'd get a second opinion.
>>10472732Slightly gay but would like to see results.
based redditbrohave a upvote
>>10472732The webm thread thanks you.
>>10472778Considering those who use it as an insult, reddit is getting close to becoming a compliment.
>>10472732kek
>>10472734yeah obviously not the massive amounts of fast food or generally being a fat fuck lmao>>10472769he's insanehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI>>10472778your opinion is NOT in the recipe>>10472780<3
I hate this fat cuck so much.
dumping
>>10472849Was it autism?
>>10472732GET 'EMGET THAT NIGGAAYAY DARNELLDARNELL PUT THAT NIGGA DOWNAYFEED THAT BOYSLEEP HIM DARNELLSLEEP THAT NIGGA
>>10472798>implying this is an insultwhat the hell is wrong with you 4channers?!
>>10472913I'm serious what the fuck is that
>>10472930da huuuuudge
>>10472930My guess would be that it is an omelette
Requesting him using the KitchenAid to shred cheese and when the grill thing exploded on him.
Can we get our fat and lazy useless janitor to do something about the jack spam?
>>10472967dude is trolling everyone
>>10472930The Lazy Man Omelette: boil your raw, unseasoned ingredients (veggies, ham, eggs) in a ziplock bag. And that’s it.
>>10473033Do Americans really do this?
>>10472978how can one person be so fucking incompetent in the kitchen.
>>10473038>MMMMMMMM>mmmmm>...>MMMMMMMMMMMM
>>10473050The Magic Bullet is actually his single most infuriating product review.
>>10473050>simultaneously raw and burntamazing. just how does he do it bros
>>10473060
>>10473044he’s not a chef. he’s just an average joe.
>>10473073I know you're memeing me but it's insane that puts on this shtick while clearly aspiring to be a youtube kitchen product shill
>>10473009/jack/ threads are what makes this board bearable
i work as a support worker with adults with learning disabilities. they all put their tongue out to eat like jack. I've never seen a "normal" person do this. I have always thought of it as an indicator of having a learning disability.
>>10473083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88Should I watch it? Has anyone watched it?
>>10473083this one is fucking great
>>10473178>that title>that thumbnailI legitimately can't watch stuff like this, I don't know how other people do it. I just feel way too much second hand embarrassment.
>>10473178>>10473185I've watched it actually. it's hilariously bad. also why does jack let his son do non-white music when jack is so virulently racist? lmao
>>10473178I clicked and watched the thumbnails I don't know if I can bring myself to click playwhats going on with this family?
>>10473072Your son looks cute anon
>>10473060joocy.
>>10473236royal family of /ck/
>>10472873is this because the retard has it upside down
>>10473238I'd be fucking my son way more if he looked like that
TWO 100+ reply ja/ck/ threads in just as many days?!my birthday isnt until next week, guys. y'all shouldnt have..
>>10473265Whats stopping you now?
What's a good jack vid to start off with
>>10473278shut the fuck up
>>10473279No give me an answer
>>10473277I'm not gay
>>10473299It aint gay to fuck a dude anon, it's only gay to be fucked
>>10473278all about chicken, he was new and hungry and had a few episodes where he had experts on to explain stuffthere's an all about steak one too
>>10473007wtf is this? WHY is this?
>>10472858I don't feel well.
>>10473286search for the episode of him on West Texas Investors Club. He cries because they make fun of his terrible bbq skills
>>10473318I can't find it though.
>>10472976>Puts his thumb in front of a blade like 5 times in 10 secondsI think Jack might only be alive because of some kind of cosmic mistake. No one is that stupid and that lucky for this long.
which one of you made thishttps://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/
>>10473338shitty vid but whateverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg
>>10473376Thank you wonderful anon.
>>10472728We just keep a jack thread pinned as containment. I'm disgusted I have to share a planet with this fat shit and having his disgusting "recipes" come up when browsing /ck/ infuriates me. Fuck Jack.
>>10473357haha that is some crazy fucking autism I love it
>>10472892Why did Jack take off his signet ring in this...?don't Joey don't my back and tell me you're Ja/ck/ing
>>10472885>using a serrated knife on meat
>>10473033I don't understand.The Helmer omelette literally takes a minute to make. The only trick is cutting your stuffing ingredients small enough so they cook quickly when you throw them in.How does a person fail so hard?
>>10472732nice to see the young kids sharing /ck/ too.
>>10472940PANNICE AND COLD
>>10473038It's like he got confused on what expression he was trying to convey. You can almost see the little gears in his head turning.
>>10473357sometimes i wonder about the decisions i've made in life that have led me to spending over an hour reading something like this
>>10473065Why is his phone in the meat tray? Why did he not flip the meat over before taking it out?
>>10473530i don’t know about europeans, but most americans are too stupid to use the stove properly. when they go to make an omelette, they end up making scrambled eggs because the the temperature is too hot and they play with the pan too much. it’s one of the main reasons why jack always undercooks and burns things at the same time.
>>10473376Hmm
>>10473376dont bully me bra
>>10472732>the webm threads autists did itThank God
>>10473178TELL THE DEVIL NOT TODAYTELL THE DEVIL GO AWAY
How long has jack been interacting with food? (cooking seems like a strong word for what he does.)It seems like he would have to know more about cooking than he appears to, given that he's been in the kitchen for so long.
>>10473628something about those body proportions don't add up
>>10473628>doing the soylent grin
>>10473645hes a beachball with arms
>>10472734>energy drinks gave me a strokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwHT2SuNOi8