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>hey Dad, let me introduce you to my boyfriend
> I met him in college, he's a rapper!!!
>*Looks at you* Sup homie, where da whyte womynz at

Wat do

>> No.10471469

>/ck/ - Viper BF Simulator
This nigga ever make it out of the hornace of death?

>> No.10471484

>>10471449
Probably drop of tear of pride knowing my daughter was with an ultimate elder god tier rapper like Viper.

>> No.10471487

>>10471484
>drop of tear of pride
Fuck me
*a

>> No.10471495

>>10471449
>finally can buy that boat
congratulate him on having to take care of the "whyte wowyn" and kick them both out of my house and dial 911.

>> No.10471500

>>10471484
>daughter
Good to see more parents accepting their trans children by using their preferred pronouns

>> No.10471508

>>10471495
What are you doing here /pol/? everyone knows you only eat microwavable meals

>> No.10471531

Ask him if I can buy some crack to prove I'm not one of y'all cowards

>> No.10471537

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

>> No.10471540

Isn't that viper guy a really successful lawyer?

>> No.10471542

>>10471531
*you'll

>> No.10471546

>>10471542
Shit, almost had it

>> No.10471548

>>10471540
I'm sure for $2000 paypal upfront he'll give you a consultation, sure

>> No.10471557

No really though is this man still alive or did he successfully crush his ribs and rupture his organs with multiple tightly wound belly wraps

>> No.10471669

>>10471449
tell him he can only date her if he can make meatballs.