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buy cookie

>> No.10469316

Bye cookie.

>> No.10469327
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10469327

>>10469312
>cookies and pizza combo

>> No.10469698

>>10469312
Why? Others make better cookies at a cheaper price.

>> No.10470359

i only buy from white girl scouts, juanitas

>> No.10470376

I'll have all your peanut butter things and zero thin mints

>> No.10470384

>>10469312
I'll have front middle and back left.

>> No.10471158

>>10469312
Les creaturas des Americanas...

>> No.10471162

Las goblinitas de los americas

>> No.10471180

So why don't they sell brownies?

>> No.10471192

>>10470384
Dibs on front left.

>> No.10471249

fructose is a toxin

>> No.10471279

>>10469312

Anyone else have sexual fantasies about girl scouts coercing you into buying hundreds of dollars worth of their cookies with sex/sexual favors?

Too bad they don't go door to door anymore, making these fantasies all the less realistic.

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>>10469312

>> No.10471329

>>10469312
I wish they'd ship these terrorists to Syria where they belong.

>> No.10471355

>>10469312
thin mints are buns, tagalongs make me nut

>> No.10471445

>>10471279
>Too bad they don't go door to door anymore

Yes they do. One showed up at my door just a few weeks ago.

>> No.10471517

Ill have 40 dollars worth of thin mints please

>> No.10471534

buy nookie?

>> No.10471721

>>10471445

Neat. I just thought they exclusively camped outside Walmarts like the lazy shits they are.

>> No.10472047

>>10469312
I find the one on the left to be midly attractive .

>> No.10472084

>>10471721
>Implying the girls are lazy.
Blame the fucking soccer moms, making it impossible to get some girls showing up at my door for a preview.

>> No.10472110

i was about to buy cookie once after walking out of homedepot but the MORBIDLY obese moms sitting at the table grossed me out too much

>> No.10472287

>>10471517
so 2 boxes?

>> No.10472294

>>10472110
Don't worry, they would have screamed "RAPIST!" at you anyway.

>> No.10472309

>>10472287
10

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buy cookie

>> No.10472405

>>10472331
What the fuck

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>>10471282
Uh-oh...

>> No.10472632

>>10469312
Lmao kikes

>> No.10472668

>>10471282
oh no no no

>> No.10473581

>>10471721
I wish they would just fuck off from everywhere. I DON'T WANT TO BUY YOUR FUCKING COOKIES YOU LITTLE WHORES. STOP SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE I GO.

>> No.10473585

>>10469312
I love girl scout cookies. Even if they're not the best, I feel happy just seeing a little girl smile.

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>>10473585
good goyim

>> No.10473609

>>10473608
>he doesn't like seeing little girls smile

>> No.10473611

>>10469312
show us your panties and we'll talk

>> No.10473631

>>10469312
>all the way to the left
mmm I love girl scouts cookies, especially short bread bitches.

>> No.10474010

>>10469312
El goblino...

>> No.10474134

>>10471721
>>10472084
I literally saw just the moms selling cookies outside a Walmart the other week, no actual girl scouts around.

>> No.10474864

>>10469312
la goblinas...

>> No.10475008

>>10472309
the girl scouts around me charge $8 a box

>> No.10475061

>>10469312
If you buy cookies, do you get a free loli too?

>> No.10475072
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10475072

>be me
>roll up to grocery store
>see boy/girl scouts and/or salvation army
>only one entrance/exit
>drive to next grocery store

>> No.10475126

>>10475072
>when the autism spectrum can't handle anymore

>> No.10476538

>>10471282
Reported

>> No.10476551

>>10469312
56% seems like a gross overexaggeration

>> No.10476566

>>10474010
La creatura...

>> No.10476567

>>10475072
>not driving into the crowd of soliciting faggots
top cuck

>> No.10478534

2 boxes of Samoas please.

>> No.10478605

>>10475072
I will leave a business if they have the fucking beggars outside too. I leave if there is a fucking line. Tell those fucking beggars to fuck off and hire more help.

>> No.10478680

>>10470359
This, I’m not racist tho

>> No.10478712

>>10475072
I do the same shit if they have a Goodwill trailer in their parking lot.
Who the fuck do these people think they are?

>> No.10478713

>>10469312

Girl scouts never talk to me for some reason.

>> No.10479252
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>>10471282
What have we here?

>> No.10479823

>>10469312
I only buy if they come to my house

>> No.10479936

All Girls Scout Cookies are manufactured by the exact same factories Nabisco uses and are the exact same cookies

>> No.10479954

>>10479936
Not allowed to homebake because of potential liability (allergies) and the girls can't go out personally either because of predators
So...
this is how I was raised, you're not allowed to do shit

>> No.10479975

>>10470359
unironically this