/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10465496
Why would we want one?

Hidden.

>>10465498
why we would not want one? the best chef ever

>>10465505

>>10465496
You know that we have webm threads right?

What's the deal with this guy?

Yes I'm newfag, fuck you.

>>10465498

>>10466120
He used to be one of the most viewed cooking shows on youtube but is really bad at cooking and his recipes are horrible, most infamous for dropping meats in pans with cold oil and raw meat.

>>10466120
Lurk moar

>>10465498
Good riddance

>>10466120
he's essentially the DSP of cooking

dumping

>>10466200
that gadget actually looks really poorly designed desu, a swiveling striker is going to do a poor job of forcing something through straight blades


its why egg slicers and potato julienners that are hinged swivel the blade down onto it instead of using a press

>>10466219
yeah so maybe just dont buy a fucking apple slicer and use a knife

>>10465498
Why do people feel the need to announce when they hide, block or report things? Does it validate what you're doing any further? Do you just have to let the people know?

>>10465517
bahahahahaa why does he dress like a 7th grader in 2003?

>>10465496
Can we get a kickstarter setup that will pay for a professional porn of Jack fucking his sexy BBW wife?

>>10466200
MFW when I am responsible for creating 30 of the Jack webms....may my legacy live on forever

>>10466260
>MFW
How new are you?

>>10466260
whooptee doo i created like 90

>>10466260
i want thank you for that anon and also provide links when you do it

>>10466257

This is still my favorite.
How did he not realize that it wasn't cooked at all?

>>10466257
I want jack to clean my filthy anus with that tongue.

>>10466260
The hero we need but not the hero we deserve

>>10466306
That's how I cut open cheese too but I usually do not struggle to cut it in half.

>>10466236
>>10466223
>>10466216

my fucking sides.

>>10466274
wtf happened to these eggs
I am deeply sorry ck, but I haven't seen slimy boiled eggs.

>>10466344

kek

>>10465498
idiot

>>10466344

Please stop dumping. I've seen enough.

>>10466324
is this one new? I haven't seen it

>>10466189
Who would be better:
Jack at video games or DSP at cooking?

>>10466324

Jesus christ, Jack is copying Borneo now?

>>10466444
jack started streaming the other week
he played like 6 hours of assassins creed and got like nine views

>>10466324
this has to be a joke, i think hes gone full dsp where hes realized that getting better wont help anything and his schtick of incompetence will bring him very far in life

>>10466444
jack vidya. DSP is really boring when he tries to talk about things that arent vidya. not like listening to an autist, he just doesnt really have any new content. at least jack on vidya would be a novelty

>>10466457
but was it any good? ass cred isnt super fun to watch even as it is but is there hope for jack being fun to watch play, idk, forza or super mario world or something

>tfw there is a Cooking With Jack renaissance on /ck/

>>10466457
Already off to a better start.

>>10466470
i dont know because i don't watch people play video games

>>10465501
such graceful curvature...

>>10466200
THE STICKER

>>10466149
Why does he love raw meat so much?

>>10466524
because someone told him well done is for low class people and he didn't realize they were talking about steak

>>10466260
based jack webm anon.

>>10466517
it adds flavor

>>10466464
the marshmallow spread just being present is disconcerting

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88

>>10466529
ive actually met people who order rare burgers and rare chicken and rare fish. it's a real problem among millenials

>>10466221
joocy.

Why is there not a Jack sticky again?

>>10466550
As what? A fucking warning to others?

>>10466545
If it's good beef I wouldn't mind a rare burger.

>>10466246
what the fuck even is that

jesus christ jack are you even human

>>10466550
Fries aren't crispy enough, which cheese ins't melted, but the actual sauce looks fine

I'd be willing to bet Jacks house smells like feet and cat piss.

>>10466343
He didn't boil them long enough.

>>10466550
>shredded cheese, probably mozza if not american processed shit
>lumpy terrible gravy
>underdone fries
this ends now

>>10466566
>which cheese ins't melted
the cheese on a poutine isnt supposed to be melted TABERNACLE LA je vous COLLISSEZ bientot ("holy fuck there, I'm going to glass you in a minute")

>>10466315
How the fuck does this man still have all his fingers

>>10466246
LMFAO

THIS FUCKING GUY

>check it out folks, here's how you turn a regular omelette into some sort of elaborate diorama of an cavernous ecosystem

>>10466592
His magic ring juiced up with Big Boy Bytes protects his body from damage and disease.

>>10466592
He uses really, really, blunt knives E.g >>10466306 and >>10466381

>>10466381
Jesus christ jack it's fucking raw

>>10465498
People want one so they can make fun of someone who's probably a better cook than they are. You can safely assume most of them are from /b/, /r9k/ or /pol/.

>>10466632
thanks for the vote of confidence based /lgbt/ poster

>>10466632
Jack pls

>>10466632
is nice to have queer visitors from /lgbt/

When it comes to jack, its not his awful cooking that triggers me, but his fucking down syndrome face, cant look at it for more than 5 secs without wanting to punch it.

>>10466333
did he fucking try to make pesto on cream cheese?

>>10466324
This can't be. You can't be THIS retarded without actively trying

>>10466306
>skeletonized knives
actual realpost, why do these exist

>>10466723
For the tacticool cook

perfect yorkies, beautiful

>>10466150
Thanks for the summary. Me and the wife like to watch cooking shows together on youtube from time to time; after watching a few of these webms I'm thinking I might put on some of his vids without any context and see how she reacts, might be good for a laugh.
>>10466189
Who's DSP? Yes I know, my newfag is showing again. If he's as shitty as vidya as Jack is at cooking, it could be good for laughs. Then again, good gaming vids are still possible even if you haven't "got gud". I enjoy episodes of Gamesack even though those guys are far from pro.

>>10466810
just lurk moar. you'll be a wealth of information when you turn 14, but for now, refrain from posting and just absorb information and bants

>>10466816
>information

>>10466206
what's the deal with flicking the shit from the knife?

>>10466723

I have one of these. It's literally a 5-dollar Wal-Mart knife.

>>10466883
Jack.

>>10466274
why does it look like a fucking load dude

>>10466344
PAN, ICE COLD

>>10466550
Why the FUCK is he shooting his video on his bed?

>>10467000
so we can come in close

>>10466451
wait what

>>10466911
no but why? is there no reasonable explanation? does he not like it? is he trying to be funny? or is it just jack and his infinite retardation?

>>10467027
make a guess

>>10467027
he thinks the pork bit in the can of pork and beans is disgusting so he throws it away and he tries to do it amusingly for the camera

>>10466206
There's probably a little space in his kitchen, behind the countertop or fridge, where all of the filcked foodstuffs go and rot. I can't imagine what his house smells like.

>>10466364
this is it
this is fucking peak Jack
>utter inability to make a clean bite
>crushing the sandwich in his meaty hands, making subsequent bites even more messy
>eyes closed as if experiencing culinary nirvana
>that lobotomized down syndrome smile
fucking amazing

SOMEONE LINK THE VIDEO WHERE HE HITS HIS SON!

non-newtonian breading for chicken the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo&t=1s

>>10467000

It was a bath towel, which he used instead of a kitchen towel, because a towel is a towel to him

>>10465496
>convince Ja/ck/ to open resturant
>make it fail
>Convince Gordon Ramsay to restart Kitchen nightmares
>Feature Ja/ck/ on it

Pure Kino.

>>10466216

Should have gone with a non-walmart brand mason jar. Those are absolute shit and are not airtight.

>>10466211
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT