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[Anonymous No.10462425]

nothing beats cracking a cold miller lite after a long, hard days work. what do you fellas drink after you get home from work?

[Anonymous No.10462427]

>>10462425
Do you freeze and drink your piss as well? Crack that you fucking swine.

[Anonymous No.10462433]

>>10462425
How does Miller Lite compare to my main drink, Michelob Light?

[Anonymous No.10462435]

>>10462433
miller lite is much better in my opinion

[Anonymous No.10462444]

>>10462425
I'm drinking a 32oz tallboy of High Life. If I weren't confident I would become a real alcoholic, I'd get a full keg of this and drink a few pints for nearly every meal.

[Anonymous No.10462446]

>>10462425
Good choice, OP. A fine Pilsner!

Ignore, Soy comments like >>10462427
He probably drinks 8 230 calorie IPA's a day and wonders why he can't lose any weight.

[Anonymous No.10462450]

>>10462425
PBR is my go-to working man's beer.

shot of beam and a peeber if i'm at a bar.

[Anonymous No.10462456]

I like Coors light and banquet

[Anonymous No.10462457]

>>10462425
that was my go to when I was a degenerate alcohol

[Anonymous No.10462463]

>>10462425
>>10462435
>>10462446
>>10462457
based miller bros. miller lites been my cheap beer of choice ever since college days. go through 2-3 cases a week

[Anonymous No.10462472]

>>10462446
>He probably drinks 8 230 calorie IPA's
Honestly that would be pretty impressive as opposed to the fat drunkards who can barely handle a 6 pack of Miller.

[Anonymous No.10462548]

>>10462425

[Anonymous No.10463107]

More of a cocktail guy when I come home from work, but when I'm out with people at the bar its always Miller!

[Anonymous No.10463126]

>>10462425
Never could get into light beer, just too much alcohol % to waste. Now that I can drive, liquor stores have the best option. 100ml 99 Expresso
before that, Natural ice beer. 5.9% and as cheap as 4.6%

[Anonymous No.10463128]

For me, it's PBR. The best cheap beer.

[Anonymous No.10463157]

I prefer good beer

[Anonymous No.10463166]

>>10462433
Almost exactly the same. Pretty much any beer with the word "light" in the name is nearly indistinguishable from the others

[Anonymous No.10463175]

>>10463157
Yes!!!! This!!!!! Nothing like an IPA with all those delicious hops! I've been saving up hubby points but I can't decide whether to use them on more IPA or getting to touch myself when our bull pleases my wife.

[Anonymous No.10463178]

>>10463175
What about your wife’s bull?

[Anonymous No.10463191]

>>10463175
I mean I would take an IPA over a light beer any day. Even a shitty west coast IPA

[Anonymous No.10463194]

>>10462425
Same

[Anonymous No.10463196]

>>10463175
>muh all small brewed beer is IPAs!
Russian imperial stouts are king

[Anonymous No.10463205]

>>10462425
I feel bad for the people who don't have this beer available

[Anonymous No.10463211]

I wouldn't mind any lite version of any beer since I'm counting calories. I might have one or two tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10463215]

>>10462446
>>10463175

>Muh IPA boogeyman

[Anonymous No.10463216]

>>10462450
god-tier

[Anonymous No.10463222]

>Session IPA
why the fuck is it a selling point that a beer is literally too hard to drink in one short sitting because it tastes too much like the dog piss that would have coated the hops flowers if they were actually as organic as they say

>>10463205
i tried that once, it tastes like normal coors. inoffensive, even refreshing, but not really worth buying over anything else

[Anonymous No.10463226]

>American beer
lmao

[Anonymous No.10463257]

>>10463222
Thats not at all what session IPA means

[Anonymous No.10463263]

>>10463226
America makes almost all of the world's high tier beer

[Anonymous No.10463451]

>>10463205
This is truly excellent stuff

[Anonymous No.10463520]

>>10463451
Its the exact same thing as every other macro lager

[Anonymous No.10463545]

>>10462425
For me, it's the moose

as long as it aint skunked

[Anonymous No.10463554]

>>10462450
>beam
do they not have Jameson by you

[Anonymous No.10463555]

>>10463520
it's marginally better than Coors light, which is the benchmark standard shitty macro lager, so ur rong

[Anonymous No.10463573]

>>10463555
I meant macro lager as opposed to "light lager", which are all slightly worse. Like Coors, PBR, High Life, even fucking Bud are all almost exactly the same. All are slightly better than Miller/Coors/Bud light, none are worthwhile

[Anonymous No.10463646]

>>10463545
Black man i know, yess

[Anonymous No.10463689]

>>10463191
>shitty west coast ipa
>implying the best IPAs in the world aren't from the west coast
>implying WA isn't the world's largest producer of hops, over twice of the entirety of germany
get a load of this tastelet

[Anonymous No.10463767]

If you are a red-blooded patriot, then you drink nothing but good ol' PBR. Nothing makes me want to jam my throbbing moto-boner into the eyesocket of a filthy redcoat like the crisp refreshing taste of a Pibber. Every time I take a swig, I hear the screech of bald eagles, fully automatic AR-15s, and the screams and lamentations of brown people all around the globe. Whenever I bring PBR to a party, I get no less than three 10/10 girls begging to suck my dick so hard it'd take chrome off of a trailer hitch. PBR is the patrician choice for beer.

[Anonymous No.10463774]

>>10463767
>mfw I like pbr and hipster microbrews

[Anonymous No.10463835]

>>10463689
the best IPAs are definitely not from the west coast, they are overwhelmingly from the Northeast and midwest

Washington does make a lot of the hops, but obviously I am talking about where the beer is made, not where the hops are grown. West Coast style IPA just isn't as good as the more balanced northern IPAs

[Anonymous No.10463917]

>>10462425
i'm more of a miller high life guy, but I feel you

[Anonymous No.10463998]

>>10462425
miller lite has to be the worst light beer ever, I'd rather drink keystone light

[Anonymous No.10464014]

>>10463998
They are all exactly the same. you would not be able to tell which was which blindly. having a preference between Bud/Miller/Coors light is super fucking silly

[Anonymous No.10465097]

>>10464014
this lmao. they're literally all the same. I understand why underage fags say things like "all beer is the same" or "all beer tastes like shit" when this is all they've ever had

[Anonymous No.10465101]

>>10463835
The best IPA is brewed in Escondido, CA. So try again

[Anonymous No.10465108]

Usually I have a glass of wine with pasta but if I want beer I'll drink a yuengling.

[Anonymous No.10465241]

>>10462433
>Michelob light

Divorced golf dad beer.

Having said that I fuck with michelob amberbock heavy.

[Anonymous No.10465366]

Can some Americans help an ausfag out here.

In Australia we have 'light' beer which is low in alcohol content, ie 2-3%. Then midstrength beer which is 4-5% then full strength which is above 5. But as I understand it in America your 'lite' beer is low carb content but normal alcohol content but you all talk like drinking this lite beer won't get you as tanked and that doesn't make sense to me. We have low carb beer in Aus and it's usually a 'blonde' or something but gets you as drunk as it's normal counterpart because the alcohol content is the same.

[Anonymous No.10465377]

>>10464014
Tastelet detected

[Anonymous No.10465393]

>>10462433
Is that his wife?

[Anonymous No.10465395]

Water

[Anonymous No.10465396]

for me it's the budweiser. im having one before work actually

[Anonymous No.10465397]

>>10465366
this is for big beer, not local brews
american light beer is typically 4-5% abv, normal beer is 5-5.5% and our big beers are generally a lager

[Anonymous No.10465409]

>>10462425

[Anonymous No.10465420]

>>10465397
>lager
Do you know what that word means?

I think you'll find that all your macro beers whether they are light or normal carb are all lagers.

[Anonymous No.10465424]

>>10465420
when i said big beer i meant macro. sorry friend

[Anonymous No.10465451]

>>10465424
Umm. Macro beers are just beers that come from giant brewerys. Like the most popular brands of beer that you can find anywhere, examples would beer Budweiser, Coors, Heineken, fosters.
The opposite of macro would be more obscure beers like craft beer and seasonal beer.

Lager simply refers to the type of yeast used in the beer and also the way the brewery uses it to get the crisp taste.
Just about every macro brewery uses a lager yeast.

To put it simply, there are 2 main types of yeast, lager and ale.
Lager takes more time and is fermented at a cool temperature, the yeast doesn't add much flavour to the beer.

Ale yeast ferments at a warmer temperature and adds fruity characteristics and takes much less time to brew.

[Anonymous No.10465508]

>>10465451
I dont know anything about the brewing industry but out of interest if lager yeast is slower why do the big companies pump out so much more of it than ale

[Anonymous No.10465513]

>>10465508
Because that's what most Americans want.

[Anonymous No.10465514]

>>10465508
The flavors are different. Lager is the more popular flavor.

[Anonymous No.10465524]

>>10465508
It's just done on a massive scale.

Ale yeast brews faster but an ale is best drank as fresh as possible in most cases, a hoppy pale ale or IPA will loose flavour and aroma if it sits in a shop for too long.
I guess it's a supply and demand thing.

[Anonymous No.10465534]

>>10462425
It's great porch pounding and outdoor work beer. Drink it all the time. Prolly 2 cases or more a week. If that's not available then I drink Busch light. I like a good IPA every now and then but Miller Lite is what I drink most of the time.

[Anonymous No.10465548]

>>10462425
Nothing beats a cold chesty

[Anonymous No.10465557]

I drink bud light. I honestly don't like the taste of beer but like how refreshing it is and just drink to chill and get buzzex

[Anonymous No.10465686]

>Drinking Coors, Budweiser, or miller
Didn't know we had boomers here.

[Anonymous No.10465705]

>>10465686
t. Heineken drinker

[Anonymous No.10465708]

>>10465686
t. amateur brewer hipster craft beer start up guy

[Anonymous No.10465718]

>>10465705
>>10465708
Why are you wasting your pension on cheap mcdonalds tier beer, greg? Just ask your grandson or son what they drink.

[Anonymous No.10465732]

>>10465366
fuck off who cares cunt, ozzie mate here aswell these yanks will just give you false info, just get cooopers (high alch %) and you'll be as good as gold

[Anonymous No.10465733]

I don't mind that people drink shit beer, what I hate is that they buy overpriced shit beer. Here in Canada Bud Light and Budweiser are way more expensive than other cheap beers that taste exactly the same. People buy them anyways because their brain is infected by marketing.

[Anonymous No.10465767]

My beer must be at least this patriotic

[Anonymous No.10465769]

>>10462425
>what do you fellas drink after you get home from work?
sorrow

[Anonymous No.10465783]

>>10462450
This I usually go with a Jager shot to get my buzz going

[Anonymous No.10465795]

>>10465783
this is triggering my alcoholism

[Anonymous No.10465796]

Guinness, pbr or heineken usually. Some local craft if i wanna be fancy

[Anonymous No.10465831]

>>10465795
Just one shot Jager anon it will be ok

[Anonymous No.10466066]

>>10462425
Drinking a sip before work
Cracking a miller after work

is there any other way to live?

[Anonymous No.10466163]

>>10465733
>People buy them anyways because their brain is infected by marketing.
yeah ive found that its mostly numales and trannies who dont know how to drink who buy that stuff

i guess they think they're "too good" for labatt and molson, but havent gotten the memo that bud and coors are produced by the same people, under license

[Anonymous No.10466168]

>>10462425
Based, the pints are the best

[Anonymous No.10468085]

>>10466163
I asked a dumb friend of mine why he wastes money exclusively drinking bud light and he said "don't like the taste of grains and shit"

[Anonymous No.10468255]

>>10464014
literally incorrect, you underage retard

[Anonymous No.10468309]

>>10463175
>Everyone who doesn't like boring common denominator shit is a hipster soyboy. I bet these trendies won't even eat at McDonalds

Anon, there is a world full of flavors, don't limit yourself just because your afraid of being judged by nonexistent people.

[Anonymous No.10468522]

>>10465101
Stone IPA is the most average of IPAs

[Anonymous No.10468534]

>>10468255
there is no fucking way you could blindly tell Bud Light from Coors Light from miller Light blindly

[Anonymous No.10468559]

>>10468534
i literally could and anyone who doesnt have a retards pallet could as well. it's not that hard to tell them apart. just because it's cheap doesnt mean it's not distinct. you could tell the difference between 3 cheap whiskeys too, no?

[Anonymous No.10468594]

>>10468534
Coors light is easily distinguishable. Miller and bud I could probably identify because miller has a bit more flavor than bud.
t. Once won a bet in a bar for $100 that I could distinguish Bud over Busch where I had to do 2 out of 3.

[Anonymous No.10468601]

>>10468534
yes you can

doesn't mean they're good

[Anonymous No.10468608]

>>10468559
I guess let me backtrack a bit and say without studying.
It is plausible if you drink all three immediately beforehand knowingly and then do it blindly you might, might, be able to do it, but there is no fucking way any of us would do it without preparation, and it really wouldn't be easy even if you prepared for it. They taste incredibly similarly.
Not sure if that holds true with cheap whiskey, whiskey is much broader than the macro light lager category. A better comparison would be the big Orange Juice brands

[Anonymous No.10468777]

>>10465393
The help.

[Anonymous No.10468788]

>>10465686
I personally only drink those when tailgating at a baseball game or something similar, unless I wanna feel like absolute shit for the rest of the day (especially if it's also extremely hot out that day).

[Anonymous No.10468795]

>>10468788
Even then a nice APA or hefe would be better

[Anonymous No.10468808]

>>10462463
You’re going to get cirrhosis and AIDS

[Anonymous No.10468848]

>>10465732
VB, noonga

[Anonymous No.10468996]

The Patrician’s Choice™

[Anonymous No.10469706]

>>10465732
Well I obviously care you blind cunt.

Just wanted to compare some beer culture/terminology.

[Anonymous No.10469742]

Truly a fine beer for the weeb at heart that also enjoys island adventures.

[Anonymous No.10469754]

Whatever I have in the fridge.

As long as you aren't drinking actually garbage malt liquor or *lite, go for it

[Anonymous No.10471453]

>>10462425
Miller was my first love, but I have a new mistress now

[Anonymous No.10471738]

>>10462444
Always love me a 40 oz for dinner. Does me right every time

[Anonymous No.10471752]

>>10463191
MMMMMMM MMMMMM pine tree flavored beer!!!

[Anonymous No.10472088]

My favorite daily beer, but unavailable for some reason for the past month

[Anonymous No.10472108]

>>10462425
>he doesn't live the high life

[Anonymous No.10472117]

>working

Lmao kek

[Anonymous No.10472240]

For me, it’s got to be Old Oriole Park. The local brew that drowns out the nothingness of my existence after a hard days work.

[Anonymous No.10473034]

Fastest selling beer at my local ghetto liquor store and priced just a little above the domestics unless 12s or cases are on sale. Then it's cheaper. Maybe Natty Ice sell more but even then it's close.

[Anonymous No.10473071]

>>10471453
This and Corona are identical according to the salesman who takes my local stores orders. Same company,same price. The only difference is the marketing. Corona is marketed to gringos while Modelo is marketed to the Vatos. And the illegals drink Tecate or Fomosa.

[Anonymous No.10473117]

>>10473071
I remember one time my CVS messed up on their pricing and you could get 8 packs of tecate for 2.99, surprisingly decent beer

[Anonymous No.10473133]

>>10466163
Labatts Blue is good. It was The Official Beer of The Boston Red Sox until the late 90s. Canadian beer has really dropped off as of late and it used to sell a lot in New England. Now when I drink one it tastes skunked and they don't come in 22/24 oz bottles which produce a big profit margin for the stores. It's also the perfect size of you're just going to have "one beer". Who drinks 12oz of beer without wanting another right after? A bomber is the right amount.

[Anonymous No.10473152]

>>10465508
Because that's what sells in the U.S. Pilsner is ok but I'll always take lager over it.

[Anonymous No.10473187]

>>10473152
You fucking dumbass cunt, pilsner is a lager.

[Anonymous No.10473195]

>>10473117
Fuck I would have bought at least $100 of it. Tecate isn't bad at all. Though if I'm low on cash I admit to buying Natty Ice Light. Cheap,5.9%,and you can pound them. The only beer I will shotgun just for the Trash factor. "You may be a Redneck if you shotgun a Natty when busting a nut in your cousin's ass d'hyuck!"

[Anonymous No.10473215]

>>10473187
Yeah yeah it's larger and able but pilsner tastes different go back to making your Shraderbrau you dink.

[Anonymous No.10473251]

>>10469742
I like Sapporo in that big silver can that's shaped like a beer glass but not at the price they want for it. It's good but nothing special.

[Anonymous No.10473254]

>>10462425
Beer is disgusting and I don't understand how you fuckers drink it

[Anonymous No.10473373]

>>10473195
Oh yeah man me and my buddy bought everything they had in stock, I'm sure someone got reprimanded over it but fuck em, our gain. I've actually never had natty ice light, I pretty much grew up on hurricane though

[Anonymous No.10473388]

I've switched from drinking Carlsberg and Blackrock owned kike piss Feldschlosschen to some based Appenzell made Quöllfrisch. Feels patriotic.

[Anonymous No.10473422]

>>10473254
Lets agree to disagree

[Anonymous No.10474202]

>>10462425
miller upp'd their game with these.
cume, anon.
discord - gg/6RaGVAT

[Anonymous No.10474213]

>>10462548
they only put the sexy babes on the non alcoholic one :(

[Anonymous No.10474269]

>>10465366
What exactly is your request?

[Anonymous No.10474802]

>>10463128
As a man who lives in a depressing midwestern town; I can confirm this is the best cheap beer.

[Anonymous No.10474877]

>>10463257
What does it mean? Beer Educationlet here.
I used to get the Founders session because its one of the few tallboys they sell at Total Wine, but I stopped drinking it because once it got hand warm it tasted like cheese and felt thick in my mouth

[Anonymous No.10474885]

>>10463767
t. underaged. It tastes like water. It's like one step above hamms, which tastes like salty water.

[Anonymous No.10474893]

>>10465767
Had a six pack of that, don't remember what it tastes like

[Anonymous No.10474908]

>>10474877
>Session IPA
A session ipa is an attempt to deliver a high hop level and flavor like an ipa but at a lower abv (under 5 compared to 6-8 in an ipa). Its called a session IPA because you are supposed to be able to drink a bunch of them in a drinking “session” but still be functional like at a BBQ or at sports game.
>tl;dr low abv so you can drink a bunch but still taste like a full ipa
T. I own a brewery

[Anonymous No.10474922]

Oh Americans, the rest of the world pities your taste in beer.

[Anonymous No.10474927]

>>10474908
Alright, thanks for sorting me straight, anon.
Although--
>why would I ever want to be functional

>>10474922
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.10474959]

>>10474927
Because if you’re too drunk to cook you’ll ruin your food or get kicked out of the game.

Feel free to ask any questions

[Anonymous No.10474972]

I'm down to my last craft IPA

[Anonymous No.10474979]

>>10474959
is it a good brewery?
How do you make a fruit beer, and how do you make one taste good and actually fruity like Heavy Seas Tropi Cannon?

[Anonymous No.10474995]

>>10474979
We do pretty good if I may say so.

Fruit beers are done in a variety of ways and I’ll outline a few
>fruit is added to the mash or the boil or both
>fruit extract is usually added post fermentation but before production
>there are also fruit purée s you can added same as extract
>you can add certain fruits during the fermentation but run the risk of infection, rot and mold
>hops there’s a duck load of hops out there and experimental which have all kinds of flavor, I’ve made a beer that tasted like peach ring candies and it’s just hops

[Anonymous No.10474998]

>>10474995
Also forgot lambics which are basically fruit beers where the juice is the primary source of fermentation, a Belgian tradition but Americans are quite good at it, definitely worth trying

[Anonymous No.10475028]

>>10474998
>lambics
Interesting, might try those some times.

Does your brewery get exported nationally? Anyway to try the peach ring flavor you mentioned?

Also, if you don't mind doing so, do you think you could jot out a quick primer on the differences of types of beers? I know IPAs are hoppy, stouts tend to be pretty dark, and ales are kind of middling, but other than what you explained previously i really don't know shit about fuck about beers. Although I've had quite a few different ones

[Anonymous No.10475953]

>>10473254
But why

[Anonymous No.10475970]

>>10462425
I drank a lot of that. its all about PBR now which im drinking at this moment. I didnt drink this for a while while it was expensive, but now it seems the hipsters have abandoned it, so its uncool again! its less than 5 bucks for a 6 pack of 16ozs in my area. I really missed this beer but couldnt justify paying 9+ dollars for a six pack of it.
fucking hipsters. stay away from normal things and just ferment your own semen. make that "cool", faggots.

[Anonymous No.10475983]

>>10462425
water

[Anonymous No.10475988]

>>10462425
About a fourth, or third of this.

[Anonymous No.10475992]

>>10474922
>i cant back this up with anything, but its an ancient meme ive heard here and we desperately hold onto it like a tick on a nutsack

[Anonymous No.10476027]

>>10462425
I work at home you FUCKING DUMBASS