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>> No.10462070

>no sound
>inb4 "no sound on /ck/
uh huh...

>> No.10462071

When you're stuck with low-grade about-to-expire-meat you need to get creative to sell it. Do people really find this amusing?

>> No.10462072

has anyone tried this? doesn't look bad

>> No.10462176

Fuck WolfePit and his shitty catch phrase he spews several times a video.

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>> No.10462198

Why would anyone in their right mind try it? At that price it's obvious there is something wrong with the meat.

>> No.10462321


It's called a Philly Cheesesteak, anon.

>> No.10462341

Its so weird how turned on I get looking at those jiggly cheesecakes.

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>> No.10462353


>Time to break out the trusty PlastiSue
>Dollar Tree: my own personal playground

>> No.10462359

>burnt steak, processed cheese, untoasted bun, no decent greens, nothing

how can americans
even eat something so foul

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>> No.10462362

>get creative
what is creative about that sandwich

>> No.10462367

where did that bump even come from

will cocaine make me as successful and spirited as this man

>> No.10462400

I get how annoying WolfPit is but I've always consider this as shitty dad humor.
I could listen to my dad make the same bad jokes again and again so I'm just immune to it.

>> No.10462429

fuck you faggot

>> No.10462541

which episode of tim and eric is this from?

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How does he get out without breaking any eggs?

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>> No.10462564

solid counterargument

>> No.10462570

Anons, help me out. After watching this webm for a couple loops, it appears as though the guy's stand doesn't have an exit on the sides or in back. Let's say he wanted to take a walking break off work or leave for the day. He must have to crawl out the front. He doesn't look very nimble, and he has to lumber over his cooking station and dozens and dozens of eggs in the process. How does he accomplish this task without doing things like bumping the a carton off the shelf, mushing his feet, hands, or other parts of his limbs into the eggs, breaking them? Does he take all the cartons off and pile them inside his stand, one by one, THEN crawl out the front? That seems unlikely, he can't physically reach all the way over to grab the furthest carton in the stand. Does he have a step-stool? Is he deceptively fit, and can actually make one quick jump over everything, like the quick brown fox over a lazy dog? That would be especially impressive since there doesn't appear to be any room to get a running start, and he would be vaulting over his hot workstation. Maybe that's part of his routine. I imagine him performing this stunt with the same jaded expression he has in the rest of the video. Jumping over everything for the thousandth time. He could have been jumping over everything for years. Maybe he jumps and uses his arms to push himself up and over everything? It could turn out disastrously, his foot might graze one carton and that could easily send the whole wall of eggs crashing down, in a single cascade. In order to protect his bottom line, there must be some way he can leave the stand without breaking all the eggs. Maybe he buys little enough he has cooked everything by the end of the day, and can exit the hut as ungracefully as necessary. With only a minute and seven seconds of content, it's difficult to infer exactly what his exiting process would be. I think this question of our time deserves a full investigative report from a credible source.

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>> No.10462592

how do the eggs get unbroken when he dismounts the egg fort?

>> No.10462595

We are waiting for you guy with fry picture

>> No.10462598
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are we having one of these webm threads?

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>> No.10462608

Found a bit longer version, all it reveals is that there are two people surrounded by eggs


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>> No.10462615

What is that, sprinkles?

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>> No.10462632

>ruins your meal
ah the subtle flavor of two pounds of cheese

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>> No.10462637

I'm not a PETA fag, and barely feel for that eel, but maybe. Just maybe, you should humanely kill it before cooking it. That can't be good for the meat to have it panic and make a bunch of lactic acid in the muscles. Unless eels don't do that.

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im sure the fucking plain unaccompanied roasted potatos were overflowing with flavor beforehand

>> No.10462646

>plain looking pep pizza
>plain looking cheese pizza
>more bread

I guess that's fine for New York.

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the eel in the 2nd webm doesn't have a fucking head

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Why does this exist? And why does it arouse me?

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>> No.10462671

what a stupid meme

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stopped watching

>> No.10462683

do americans really eat steak this rare?

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>> No.10462708

Why are autistic asians so hot?

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>> No.10462713

Watching it again, you're right. Wouldn't it taste better to bleed it first though? I don't eat much eel honestly.

>> No.10462715

Don't bully Wolfe

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>> No.10462732

The only thing that bothers me about this webm is how mediocre the sandwich is.

>> No.10462750

t. pajeet trying desperately to dethrone eggchrist

>> No.10462753

this might actually tasty minus the wad of french fries and cheese

>> No.10462757

Mate, nothing in that webm is British.

>> No.10462758

this would be better if he was an elderly man with precise, steady hands

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>> No.10462777

why is the retard shaving wax into it

>> No.10462780

>choker with a ring
That's it. I need a sauce.

>> No.10462781

please be american

>> No.10462784

this is dutch

>> No.10462795


why are all videos edited like this these days

who thinks this looks good or is comfortable to watch

fuck, who thinks this food looks tasty or is comfortable to look at

>> No.10462800

You can just feel the BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>> No.10462808

i get the feeling from modern internet content that the world is collectively 10 years of age

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Like what?

>> No.10462816

Probably made for Facebook feeds, quick and easy and you can see what's going on without having to click the video

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>> No.10462824

$85 sandwich
>a fool and his money are soon parted

>> No.10462829

constant jump cuts, switching rapidly between slow motion and fast motion, reliance on text written like clickbait headers, and a "first person" pov pointing straight down on stuff instead of a more natural angle showing the cook or at least a more natural first person that would have a reasonable angle to the food being prepared (who the fuck stares DIRECTLY ABOVE THEIR WORK SURFACE ffs)

and in terms of content, an utter overreliance on

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>> No.10462833

Faggots eating "gross" food combos, I'd rather see them eat each others ass, will still fap but not as furiously.

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>> No.10462838

the guy in the video got sick from it though

>> No.10462860

>degenerate whore smoking out of a goddamn bottle is allowed to make this video in 2018

>> No.10462874

what kind of cheese is this?

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>> No.10462889

>how to get cancer.webm

>> No.10462891

y'all have no idea how much i want to punch this guy

>> No.10462895

can this fucker even cook at all, who the fuck even is he

thats a fucking disaster

he didnt even do his one thing, the stupid salt, he didnt even get it on the food

>> No.10462911

he was a pretty fish
what a shame

>> No.10462919

>how to make me see you as a non human

>> No.10462924

>Angry thirsty virgin is allowed to post in 2018

>> No.10462925

This synced up to the song i was listening to at the perfect moment holy fuck

>> No.10462953

That thing has to be one giant ball of grease.

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>> No.10462974

Get a load of Goku in the back there

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>> No.10463011

This looks so terrible and I want it inside me.

>> No.10463014

>y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you just c-c-c-c-c-c-cc-c-c-c-c-c-c-can't have s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sex
>y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ant to have s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-ex with me right?
Smelly dumb roastie scum

>> No.10463020

>sex is hard to get

>> No.10463021

This is the most Reddit video I have ever seen involving food.

>> No.10463022

It's rind you fucking mong

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Small time.

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you are like a little baby

>> No.10463084

I didn't see him eat a single fucking egg. He is no one.

>> No.10463093

its not even a bowl

>> No.10463213

Raclette. It's delicious and is supposed to to be served that way

>> No.10463236
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>Add Butter

>> No.10463247

he is an american hero. what have you ever done?

>> No.10463254

unironically closed the webm there

>> No.10463262

>stir it all with a fucking metal rod you found at your boyfriends chopper garage because you spend any cash you come across on meth

>> No.10463271

Shitty processed American """cheese"""

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How to fucking ruin Pizza + Anything else

>> No.10463293

same reason you had mcdonalds on the way home from work the other day

>> No.10463294

holy shit

>> No.10463296

This is horrible.

>> No.10463308

They could at least put that nigga out of his misery

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>Drunk food
Alcohol's illegal in Muslim countries

>> No.10463341

My penis moved

>> No.10463360

>600 years to make a dragon dildo full of powdered sugar

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>> No.10463370

this made me laugh

>> No.10463397

why the fuck is he using that thick bead knife to cut a cake?

>> No.10463401

Not sure if disabled or clowning the customers.

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>> No.10463416

he sure fucked that tenderloin up

>> No.10463487

I had to go worringly long through this webm before it reached a point where it was an obvious joke with the current standard of these videos

>> No.10463525

hope you take a plastisue to the eye you fucking red-headed stepchild

>> No.10463558

They're meant to be watched and shared in social media. They need to grab your attention in the 1-2 seconds that you're scrolling past, and make sense even if they're autoplaying but muted.

>> No.10463562

mm food dye

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>> No.10463773

Why would you not use red onions? Tasty is so shit.

>> No.10463829


The memes fucking write themselves

>nothing personnel, kid

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10463845

What was that last thing he put on it? Turpentine?

>> No.10463886

god i wish that were me

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You know, I was disgusted by this, but then I thought about all the fast food I buy. The quality is a lot lower than whats shown here, but I still consume it no problems


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>> No.10463952

this dude is stoned as balls

>> No.10463968

fuck, what's the code for this one again ?

>> No.10463994

Huh, so that's how it's done...

>> No.10464009

>t*rkish "cuisine"

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>> No.10464021

Previous comments are 50% correct

This is a recipe for disaster. Find better extractions on youtube, this is literally death. also terrible yield.

t. chemist

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Destroy this post

>> No.10464046

20 bucks it's portuguese olive oil.

>> No.10464095


I'm so mad right now.

>> No.10464169
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I would be mad if I was Brazilian too.

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>> No.10464190

The John Henry of Domino's pizza, if you will.

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>> No.10464210

That fucking waste amount though. Jesus.

>> No.10464222

they are both dead moron.

>> No.10464229

There was nothing wasted.

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>> No.10464240

Not food.

>> No.10464248

Not sure if mentally handicapped or clowning with the clients

>> No.10464263

Can any slavs here tell us what the fourth ingredient is?

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>> No.10464283

I love when my meat has a gyroscopic flavor to it.

>> No.10464337

vegetable oil

>> No.10464385

Thanks, slavanon.

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Does meat normally have that acrid green tint when it's being cooked?

>> No.10464442

From what I understand many of these fish "served live" are actually recently dead and they use vinegar/salt water to activate their nerve receptors and make the muscles twitch around like it's alive. But there are some dishes like "drunken shrimp" which are completely alive when dismembered or eaten, so who knows.

>> No.10464471


go figure its China that does it...

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>> No.10464491

>every fucking time this webm gets posted theres a retard like this
the grate below the toppings catches what falls through and it gets put back in the stock

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>> No.10464508

I don't see how this, or how-to-basic, is funny. I understand that it's absurdist humor. I guess the 'tism keeps me from finding it humorous.

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>> No.10464567

some dumbass roastie probably just threw a few hershey bars in there and called it a day

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>> No.10464573

>people eating
more like hipster faggots eating

>> No.10464590

Americans are so disgusting

>> No.10464600

>Pizza demon from another dimension.webm

>> No.10464648

>not glorified bread

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>> No.10464726

I've never experienced such cringe from a webm before.

>> No.10464730


Stop lumping the majority of us in with Trump voters.

>> No.10464741

this really looks more like the shit they make in Mexico in those food trucks, you know the ones.

>> No.10464757

Yo when these twinks fuckin?

>> No.10464759

All of that to make strawberry again

>> No.10464768

>who the fuck even is he
google salt bae

>> No.10464799

All me

>> No.10464836

It's much better than watching two minutes of chef john describing how to halve, deseed, peel and cube a fucking squash just so he gets over the 5 minute mark of youtube's monetazation system.

It gets right to the point and tells and shows you all you need to know. It's great and time effective.

>> No.10464843

I used to be angry at TV producers for making people retarded with retarded programming. Youtube made me realize that they were only catering to the audience, which was always retarded to begin with. The internet makes it real easy to become a misanthrope.

>> No.10464910


I bet he fucks like a jet engine

>> No.10464937

>We won't need pepperoni to where we're going

>> No.10465027

Sando is japan slang for sandwich

>> No.10465051

>gyro gyro

>> No.10465062

In fact, just keep the potatoes. I'm obviously only here to eat the fucking cheese, like a monstrous fat child.

>> No.10465104

I'm really disturbed by aggressively happy people like that.

>> No.10465105

She's just smiling for the video, stop being a faggot.

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this is dutch or possibly german

>> No.10465112

>She's just smiling for the video
That's exactly what I'm talking about though.

>stop being a faggot.
Y-you too.

>> No.10465113

> t. poorfag

>> No.10465116

Hey lady, I think your face is flat enough already.

>> No.10465117

>That's exactly what I'm talking about though.
Then just say that instead of being a gay baby.
>Y-you too.
That's not how that meme works.

>> No.10465122

>Then just say that instead of being a gay baby.
I did say that.

>That's not how that meme works.
You understood.

Don't ever reply to me or my posts again.

>> No.10465128

>You understood.
I understand that you're a complete retard.

>> No.10465133

You understand nothing.

>> No.10465156

You can literally see that there is an opening off to his left. The counter doesn't go all the way to the wall.

>> No.10465189

shes british im afraid to say

>> No.10465306

>cheesy chips
>made with garlic aoli and cheese sauce with onions

Fuck off, it's literally just a polystyrene box with chips and grated cheese thrown on them you faggot buzzfeed fucks

>> No.10465315

what about that webm suggested that the cook was selling it?

>> No.10465327

He’s definitely a bottom

>> No.10465333

Is this liver?

>> No.10465339

When have you ever seen a webm with sound on 4chan?

>> No.10465344

You can't go wrong with an egg sandwich,. Better than a hotdog. I guess you'd prefer hotdogs though. You can't practice deepthroating on an egg sandwich, right?

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>> No.10465392


eggs are overdone. i've thrown out dishes like that before and ive only ever cooked for myself.

to serve it to a stranger in need... i can't imagine it.

>> No.10465404

Butthurt Clinton faglord detected.

>> No.10465441


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You need to cook your eggs more.

>> No.10465593

Oh boy, raw, slightly warm asparagus inside unseasoned meat.

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>> No.10465601

wtf is that processed cheese?

>> No.10465633
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>he points the knife to the camera at the end

>> No.10465647

if he was a eldery man he woudn't be allowed to drink

>> No.10465653

two nukes werent enough

>> No.10465691

Gringos need to be banned from visiting

>> No.10465698

does aggressiveness speed up the process or something

>> No.10465701

what is wrong with just smoking the weed?

>> No.10465704

No he's a faggot putting on a "show".

>> No.10465719

This is why banning guns won't save your weak soy-raised offspring.

>> No.10465721

>enjoying the meal is now hipster
t. barbecue humping amerifat

>> No.10465728

Lol wtf

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>> No.10465731

Yeah I'm sure "American" cheese is part of their cuisine...

>> No.10465745

What a rotten way to die

>> No.10465768
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>It's a fat pig buying it
No surprises there.

>> No.10465777

That looks pretty good.

>> No.10465792

No, but filming this mediocre setup like it's something special is.

>> No.10465793

underrated post

>> No.10465809

Those eggs are on a level way beyond overcooked.

>> No.10465840

Nobody actually consumes any food in that webm.

>> No.10465841


>> No.10465847

Any board outside of >>>/b/?

>> No.10465860

>molecular gastronomy

>> No.10465986

That's the gayest thing I've ever seen.

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>> No.10466432

it actually says melted butter

>> No.10466442

shouldnt the hands be black?

>> No.10466475

These taste like shit

>> No.10466477


>> No.10466480

Those people usually secretly hate themselves and exaggerate happiness to compensate.

>> No.10466487

I've seen much much gayer things, sadly, but yeah, it's pretty gay.

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>> No.10466506

try browsing boards other than /b/ and /pol/. you'll be amazed by what you'll find

>> No.10466513

thought this was jack from the thumbnail. somehow it ended even worse than i expected...

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>> No.10466536

it was a 10/10 sandwich up until the bacon

>> No.10466549

>try browsing boards other than /b/ and /pol/.
dont be like that, we all know only /gif/ and /wsg/ have that and they are easily the worst communities. literally worse than porn site comments

>> No.10466553

they have an entire channel of this kind of thing and it used to be their obese CEO doing the videos instead of that kid. they're fucking amazing.

>> No.10466555

dont talk shit about wolfepit bitch he does it for us, the people

>> No.10466562

Thank you for sharing my confusion. I got scared for a second

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For the love of god, never encourage /b/ and /pol/ (and /r9k/) tards to get out of their containment boards.

>> No.10466568

i want his full name and address. asking for a friend

>> No.10466573

Literally what is the point in the bread.

>> No.10466579

Grease is good for the arteries, dumb-ass. Makes the smooth for the blood.

>> No.10466600

Trump voters are the majority fucko (kinda)
Get used to it this is what you are

>> No.10466608

It's the easy laugh that's been done to death. Instead of being witty, or even doing this out in public, it's in a sterilized environment where nothing can go wrong yet we're supposed to think this is craaaaazy.

>> No.10466617


Almost 3 million more people voted for Hillary, dum dum, and a third of eligible voters didn't even vote because they hated both candidates. Trump is the least popular president in history.

>> No.10466625

>voting population = total population
i'm not trying to argue for either side but goddamn you're retarded

>> No.10466626

>It gets right to the point
no it doesn't, it's more long winded than clickbait titles and is just a pile of shitty photography trying to be food porn and failing miserably

>> No.10466645


Children, felons, and foreigners also hate Trump. What's your point?

>> No.10466661

My roommate said someone at his office brought this in and cooked eggs at his desk

I guess you can't scramble the eggs tho, the guy tried that and it just oozed out liquid

>> No.10466674

If you're blind maybe

>> No.10466712

This is what the vegans warned us about¬!

>> No.10466791

I want to lick her bellybutton

>> No.10466814

>when your boss shows you how to work during your shift

>> No.10466820

in germany we have little chocolate plates we but on butterbroad, shit is great. can be found in every store.

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>> No.10466837

>85 for a raw meat sandwich

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>> No.10466867


I'd love to see Alton Brown doing a commentary on this video.

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>> No.10466899

Gets me every time

>> No.10466900

It's a joke you dipshit

>> No.10466901

not sure if autistic or just a mime

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>> No.10466919
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>it's a fat pig


>> No.10466950

This video should explain:

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>> No.10467064

why do indians always wear 2008 prep kid clothes

>> No.10467075

because the most prestigious thing for an indian is to go to some British school
because Gandhi did it

>> No.10467076

>under toasted bread, barely toasted at all
>no seasoning besides salt
>tiny little pinch of onions and peppers
The retards here are YOU

>> No.10467084

but aeropostal isn't a school uniform it's just rich kid clothing from 10 years ago

>> No.10467092

this one is obviously a joke

>> No.10467106

Same. Larry seems like a laidback dude who just likes to make dad jokes and make YouTube videos of shitty food. His videos are pretty comfy desu.

>> No.10467109

it's what Brit preppies were wearing 10 years ago, yes. exactly

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>> No.10467190

look at the filename
then pay attention for when he blatantly sniffs his pinky

>> No.10467218


> The fucking state of that Ramen
> Implying people in Ireland get their honk on with a bowl of mash on the way when they're chunted
> Managing to fuck up cheesy chips

Were they wasted when they made this?

>> No.10467256

I'd need some unbreakable gloves to do that job. shit.

>> No.10467261

because it takes awhile for culture to seep out into the world

Which is why a lot of japanese songs sound like they're from the 80's

>> No.10467273

where's the rest of this beautiful vid?

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>> No.10467277

whenever I see something like this, i Think "That is inefficient as hell."

But that inefficiency has soul.
And she's cute.

>> No.10467283

buzzfeed is trash.

>> No.10467287

How about you go munch on some lead paint, for us, the people.

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>> No.10467313

rick stein?

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>> No.10467338

Knowing the amount of grease an NY slice usually has, that thing is probably a gross, soggy mess.

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>> No.10467365

who has the screen cap of the what would you do if the drunk girl slept over or something? you have to eat these eggs........ my brain is ded

>> No.10467377

dat finger snap

>> No.10467378

The eggs know to part and make way for their surly master, lest they face his terrible wrath.

>> No.10467522

/r/ing jack

>> No.10467539

Inhuman. This is disgracious, cruel and unneeded.

>> No.10467573

>not having sopa de macaco for brasil

>> No.10467589

>85$ for 6 peices
you mean 85 for 1 piece cut into 6

>> No.10467671

i hate you
i really do

>> No.10467795


>> No.10468371

Blasphemy that they aren't eating a huge cut of cheap meat on a bleached bun

>> No.10468827


This is a Swiss/French gourmet food called raclette

If you think this is disgusting or american you might as well stop eating anything else than plain white rice

>> No.10469154

"Similar to a great hamburger"
nice try pajeet

>> No.10469193

>Better sandwich
>Egg fort
Pick one

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