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>> No.10462070

>>10462065
>no sound
>inb4 "no sound on /ck/
uh huh...

>> No.10462071

>>10462065
When you're stuck with low-grade about-to-expire-meat you need to get creative to sell it. Do people really find this amusing?

>> No.10462072

>>10462065
has anyone tried this? doesn't look bad

>> No.10462176

Fuck WolfePit and his shitty catch phrase he spews several times a video.

>> No.10462187

>>10462176
TEXTURED SOY PROTEIN

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>> No.10462198

>>10462072
Why would anyone in their right mind try it? At that price it's obvious there is something wrong with the meat.

>> No.10462321

>>10462072

It's called a Philly Cheesesteak, anon.

>> No.10462341

>>10462192
Its so weird how turned on I get looking at those jiggly cheesecakes.

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>> No.10462353

>>10462176

>YOU, THE PEOPLE!
>Time to break out the trusty PlastiSue
>Dollar Tree: my own personal playground

>> No.10462359

>>10462065
>burnt steak, processed cheese, untoasted bun, no decent greens, nothing

how can americans
even eat something so foul

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>> No.10462362

>>10462071
>get creative
what is creative about that sandwich

>> No.10462367

>>10462361
where did that bump even come from

will cocaine make me as successful and spirited as this man

>> No.10462400

>>10462176
>>10462353
I get how annoying WolfPit is but I've always consider this as shitty dad humor.
I could listen to my dad make the same bad jokes again and again so I'm just immune to it.

>> No.10462429

>>10462176
fuck you faggot

>> No.10462541

>>10462349
which episode of tim and eric is this from?

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How does he get out without breaking any eggs?

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>> No.10462564

>>10462429
solid counterargument

>> No.10462570

>>10462555
Anons, help me out. After watching this webm for a couple loops, it appears as though the guy's stand doesn't have an exit on the sides or in back. Let's say he wanted to take a walking break off work or leave for the day. He must have to crawl out the front. He doesn't look very nimble, and he has to lumber over his cooking station and dozens and dozens of eggs in the process. How does he accomplish this task without doing things like bumping the a carton off the shelf, mushing his feet, hands, or other parts of his limbs into the eggs, breaking them? Does he take all the cartons off and pile them inside his stand, one by one, THEN crawl out the front? That seems unlikely, he can't physically reach all the way over to grab the furthest carton in the stand. Does he have a step-stool? Is he deceptively fit, and can actually make one quick jump over everything, like the quick brown fox over a lazy dog? That would be especially impressive since there doesn't appear to be any room to get a running start, and he would be vaulting over his hot workstation. Maybe that's part of his routine. I imagine him performing this stunt with the same jaded expression he has in the rest of the video. Jumping over everything for the thousandth time. He could have been jumping over everything for years. Maybe he jumps and uses his arms to push himself up and over everything? It could turn out disastrously, his foot might graze one carton and that could easily send the whole wall of eggs crashing down, in a single cascade. In order to protect his bottom line, there must be some way he can leave the stand without breaking all the eggs. Maybe he buys little enough he has cooked everything by the end of the day, and can exit the hut as ungracefully as necessary. With only a minute and seven seconds of content, it's difficult to infer exactly what his exiting process would be. I think this question of our time deserves a full investigative report from a credible source.

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>> No.10462592

>>10462555
how do the eggs get unbroken when he dismounts the egg fort?

>> No.10462595

>>10462361
We are waiting for you guy with fry picture

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>>10462584
are we having one of these webm threads?

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>> No.10462608

>>10462570
Found a bit longer version, all it reveals is that there are two people surrounded by eggs

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2k6jk5

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>> No.10462615

>>10462607
What is that, sprinkles?

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>> No.10462632

>>10462621
>ruins your meal
ah the subtle flavor of two pounds of cheese

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>> No.10462637

>>10462584
>>10462598
I'm not a PETA fag, and barely feel for that eel, but maybe. Just maybe, you should humanely kill it before cooking it. That can't be good for the meat to have it panic and make a bunch of lactic acid in the muscles. Unless eels don't do that.

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>>10462632
im sure the fucking plain unaccompanied roasted potatos were overflowing with flavor beforehand

>> No.10462646

>>10462631
>$40
>plain looking pep pizza
>plain looking cheese pizza
>more bread

I guess that's fine for New York.

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>>10462637
the eel in the 2nd webm doesn't have a fucking head

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>> No.10462663

>>10462621
>>10462644
>americans

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>>10462614
Why does this exist? And why does it arouse me?

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>> No.10462671

>>10462361
what a stupid meme

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>>10462652
>Rons
stopped watching

>> No.10462683

>>10462653
do americans really eat steak this rare?

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>> No.10462708

>>10462614
Why are autistic asians so hot?

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>> No.10462713

>>10462656
Watching it again, you're right. Wouldn't it taste better to bleed it first though? I don't eat much eel honestly.

>> No.10462715

>>10462176
Don't bully Wolfe

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>> No.10462732

>>10462555
The only thing that bothers me about this webm is how mediocre the sandwich is.

>> No.10462750

>>10462732
t. pajeet trying desperately to dethrone eggchrist

>> No.10462753

>>10462711
this might actually tasty minus the wad of french fries and cheese

>> No.10462757

>>10462607
Mate, nothing in that webm is British.

>> No.10462758

>>10462558
this would be better if he was an elderly man with precise, steady hands

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>> No.10462768

>>10462584
>>10462598
>china.webm

>> No.10462777

>>10462621
why is the retard shaving wax into it

>> No.10462780

>>10462614
>choker with a ring
That's it. I need a sauce.

>> No.10462781

>>10462777
>wax
please be american

>> No.10462784

>>10462607
this is dutch

>> No.10462795

>>10462652
>>10462640
>>10462631
>>10462558
>>10462065
>>10462731
>>10462765

why are all videos edited like this these days

who thinks this looks good or is comfortable to watch

fuck, who thinks this food looks tasty or is comfortable to look at

>> No.10462800

>>10462672
You can just feel the BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>> No.10462808

>>10462661
i get the feeling from modern internet content that the world is collectively 10 years of age

>> No.10462809
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>>10462795
Like what?

>> No.10462816

>>10462795
Probably made for Facebook feeds, quick and easy and you can see what's going on without having to click the video

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>> No.10462824

>>10462809
$85 sandwich
>a fool and his money are soon parted

>> No.10462829

>>10462809
constant jump cuts, switching rapidly between slow motion and fast motion, reliance on text written like clickbait headers, and a "first person" pov pointing straight down on stuff instead of a more natural angle showing the cook or at least a more natural first person that would have a reasonable angle to the food being prepared (who the fuck stares DIRECTLY ABOVE THEIR WORK SURFACE ffs)

and in terms of content, an utter overreliance on
>cheese
>frying
>"THIS DISH COSTS OVER 666 MILLION DOLLARS"

>> No.10462831

>>10462817
MODS!!!!!!!!!!

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>> No.10462833

>>10462661
Faggots eating "gross" food combos, I'd rather see them eat each others ass, will still fap but not as furiously.

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>> No.10462838

>>10462072
the guy in the video got sick from it though

>> No.10462860

>>10462832
>degenerate whore smoking out of a goddamn bottle is allowed to make this video in 2018

>> No.10462874

>>10462621
what kind of cheese is this?

>> No.10462884
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>>10462874
American.

>> No.10462889

>>10462832
>how to get cancer.webm

>> No.10462891

>>10462884
y'all have no idea how much i want to punch this guy

>> No.10462895

>>10462884
can this fucker even cook at all, who the fuck even is he

thats a fucking disaster

he didnt even do his one thing, the stupid salt, he didnt even get it on the food

>> No.10462911

>>10462837
he was a pretty fish
what a shame

>> No.10462919

>>10462832
>how to make me see you as a non human

>> No.10462924

>>10462860
>Angry thirsty virgin is allowed to post in 2018

>> No.10462925

>>10462361
This synced up to the song i was listening to at the perfect moment holy fuck

>> No.10462953

>>10462698
That thing has to be one giant ball of grease.

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>> No.10462974

>>10462361
Get a load of Goku in the back there

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>> No.10463004

>>10462780
https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/?hl=en

>> No.10463010
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>> No.10463011

>>10462711
This looks so terrible and I want it inside me.

>> No.10463014

>>10462924
>y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you just c-c-c-c-c-c-cc-c-c-c-c-c-c-can't have s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sex
>y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ant to have s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-ex with me right?
Smelly dumb roastie scum

>> No.10463020

>>10462924
>sex is hard to get

>> No.10463021

>>10462652
This is the most Reddit video I have ever seen involving food.

>> No.10463022

>>10462777
It's rind you fucking mong

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>>10463010
Small time.

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>>10463039
you are like a little baby

>> No.10463084

>>10463080
I didn't see him eat a single fucking egg. He is no one.

>> No.10463093

>>10463010
its not even a bowl

>> No.10463213

>>10462874
Raclette. It's delicious and is supposed to to be served that way

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>>10462652
>Blend
>Add Butter

>> No.10463247

>>10462176
he is an american hero. what have you ever done?

>> No.10463254

>>10462731
>buzzfeed
unironically closed the webm there

>> No.10463262

>>10462832
>stir it all with a fucking metal rod you found at your boyfriends chopper garage because you spend any cash you come across on meth

>> No.10463271

>>10462874
Shitty processed American """cheese"""

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>>10462698
>>10462668
>>10462765
How to fucking ruin Pizza + Anything else

>> No.10463293

>>10462198
same reason you had mcdonalds on the way home from work the other day

>> No.10463294

>>10462837
holy shit

>> No.10463296

>>10462717
This is horrible.

>> No.10463308

>>10462584
They could at least put that nigga out of his misery

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>>10462717

>> No.10463319
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>>10462731
>Iran
>Germany
>England
>Drunk food
Alcohol's illegal in Muslim countries

>> No.10463341

>>10462341
My penis moved

>> No.10463360

>>10462717
>600 years to make a dragon dildo full of powdered sugar

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>> No.10463370

>>10462652
this made me laugh

>> No.10463397

>>10462622
why the fuck is he using that thick bead knife to cut a cake?

>> No.10463401

>>10462361
Not sure if disabled or clowning the customers.

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>>10463365

>> No.10463416

>>10462884
he sure fucked that tenderloin up

>> No.10463487

>>10462652
I had to go worringly long through this webm before it reached a point where it was an obvious joke with the current standard of these videos

>> No.10463525

>>10462176
hope you take a plastisue to the eye you fucking red-headed stepchild

>> No.10463558

>>10462829
They're meant to be watched and shared in social media. They need to grab your attention in the 1-2 seconds that you're scrolling past, and make sense even if they're autoplaying but muted.

>> No.10463562

>>10462622
mm food dye

>> No.10463597

>>10462644
?

>> No.10463773

>>10462706
Why would you not use red onions? Tasty is so shit.

>> No.10463829

>>10462349
>coldsteel

The memes fucking write themselves

>nothing personnel, kid

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>>10462361
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10463845

>>10462634
What was that last thing he put on it? Turpentine?

>> No.10463886

>>10462598
god i wish that were me

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>>10462732
>eggs
>mediocre

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>>10462065
You know, I was disgusted by this, but then I thought about all the fast food I buy. The quality is a lot lower than whats shown here, but I still consume it no problems

hmm

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>> No.10463952

>>10463947
this dude is stoned as balls

>> No.10463968

>>10463010
fuck, what's the code for this one again ?

>> No.10463994

>>10462817
Huh, so that's how it's done...

>> No.10464009

>>10462884
>t*rkish "cuisine"

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>> No.10464021

>>10462832
Previous comments are 50% correct

This is a recipe for disaster. Find better extractions on youtube, this is literally death. also terrible yield.

t. chemist

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>>10462668
Destroy this post

>> No.10464046

>>10463845
20 bucks it's portuguese olive oil.

>> No.10464095

>>10462731
>brazil
>acarajé

I'm so mad right now.

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I would be mad if I was Brazilian too.

>> No.10464188

>>10462668

Why

>> No.10464190

>>10464169
The John Henry of Domino's pizza, if you will.

>> No.10464201

>>10462717

ABSOLUTE madman

>> No.10464210

>>10464169
That fucking waste amount though. Jesus.

>> No.10464222

>>10462637
they are both dead moron.

>> No.10464229

>>10464210
There was nothing wasted.

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>> No.10464240

>>10464237
Not food.

>> No.10464248

>>10462361
Not sure if mentally handicapped or clowning with the clients

>> No.10464263

>>10462644
Can any slavs here tell us what the fourth ingredient is?

>> No.10464267

>>10464240
>thirst=/=food
shiggy

>> No.10464283

>>10462628
I love when my meat has a gyroscopic flavor to it.

>> No.10464337

>>10464263
vegetable oil

>> No.10464385

>>10464337
Thanks, slavanon.

>> No.10464412

>>10462809
>Sando
Nani?

>> No.10464413
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>>10462065
Does meat normally have that acrid green tint when it's being cooked?

>> No.10464442

>>10462637
From what I understand many of these fish "served live" are actually recently dead and they use vinegar/salt water to activate their nerve receptors and make the muscles twitch around like it's alive. But there are some dishes like "drunken shrimp" which are completely alive when dismembered or eaten, so who knows.

>> No.10464471

>>10464442
https://youtu.be/kmkCDNYCdPM

go figure its China that does it...

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>>10463010

>> No.10464491

>>10464210
>every fucking time this webm gets posted theres a retard like this
the grate below the toppings catches what falls through and it gets put back in the stock

>> No.10464501
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>> No.10464508

>>10462661
I don't see how this, or how-to-basic, is funny. I understand that it's absurdist humor. I guess the 'tism keeps me from finding it humorous.

>> No.10464540

>>10462884
>abomination.webm
REEEEE
EEEE
EEEEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEE
EEEE

>> No.10464552

>>10462975
hdhgootwbte

>> No.10464567

>>10464232
some dumbass roastie probably just threw a few hershey bars in there and called it a day

>> No.10464572
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>>10463401
>>10463841
>>10464248

>> No.10464573

>>10464501
>people eating
more like hipster faggots eating

>> No.10464590

>>10462960
Americans are so disgusting

>> No.10464600

>>10462628
>Pizza demon from another dimension.webm

>> No.10464648

>>10463397
>cake
>not glorified bread

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>> No.10464726

>>10462968
I've never experienced such cringe from a webm before.

>> No.10464730

>>10464590

Stop lumping the majority of us in with Trump voters.

>> No.10464741

>>10464590
this really looks more like the shit they make in Mexico in those food trucks, you know the ones.

>> No.10464757

>>10462661
Yo when these twinks fuckin?

>> No.10464759

>>10462717
All of that to make strawberry again

>> No.10464768

>>10462895
>who the fuck even is he
google salt bae

>> No.10464799

>>10464572
All me

>> No.10464836

>>10462795
It's much better than watching two minutes of chef john describing how to halve, deseed, peel and cube a fucking squash just so he gets over the 5 minute mark of youtube's monetazation system.

It gets right to the point and tells and shows you all you need to know. It's great and time effective.

>> No.10464843

>>10462808
I used to be angry at TV producers for making people retarded with retarded programming. Youtube made me realize that they were only catering to the audience, which was always retarded to begin with. The internet makes it real easy to become a misanthrope.

>> No.10464910

>>10462361

I bet he fucks like a jet engine

>> No.10464937

>>10462628
>We won't need pepperoni to where we're going

>> No.10465027

>>10464412
Sando is japan slang for sandwich

>> No.10465051

>>10462628
>gyro gyro

>> No.10465062

>>10462621
In fact, just keep the potatoes. I'm obviously only here to eat the fucking cheese, like a monstrous fat child.

>> No.10465104

>>10464712
I'm really disturbed by aggressively happy people like that.

>> No.10465105

>>10465104
She's just smiling for the video, stop being a faggot.

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>>10462607
this is dutch or possibly german

>> No.10465112

>>10465105
>She's just smiling for the video
That's exactly what I'm talking about though.

>stop being a faggot.
Y-you too.

>> No.10465113

>>10464573
> t. poorfag

>> No.10465116

>>10462614
Hey lady, I think your face is flat enough already.

>> No.10465117

>>10465112
>That's exactly what I'm talking about though.
Then just say that instead of being a gay baby.
>Y-you too.
That's not how that meme works.

>> No.10465122

>>10465117
>Then just say that instead of being a gay baby.
I did say that.

>That's not how that meme works.
You understood.

Don't ever reply to me or my posts again.

>> No.10465128

>>10465122
>You understood.
I understand that you're a complete retard.

>> No.10465133

>>10465128
You understand nothing.

>> No.10465156

>>10462570
You can literally see that there is an opening off to his left. The counter doesn't go all the way to the wall.

>> No.10465189

>>10462683
shes british im afraid to say

>> No.10465306

>>10462731
>cheesy chips
>made with garlic aoli and cheese sauce with onions

Fuck off, it's literally just a polystyrene box with chips and grated cheese thrown on them you faggot buzzfeed fucks

>> No.10465315

>>10462362
what about that webm suggested that the cook was selling it?

>> No.10465327

>>10462558
He’s definitely a bottom

>> No.10465333

>>10462648
Is this liver?

>> No.10465339

>>10462070
When have you ever seen a webm with sound on 4chan?

>> No.10465344

>>10462732
You can't go wrong with an egg sandwich,. Better than a hotdog. I guess you'd prefer hotdogs though. You can't practice deepthroating on an egg sandwich, right?

>> No.10465385

>>10465339
>>>/gif/12568954

>> No.10465392

>>10463010

eggs are overdone. i've thrown out dishes like that before and ive only ever cooked for myself.

to serve it to a stranger in need... i can't imagine it.

>> No.10465404

>>10464730
Butthurt Clinton faglord detected.

>> No.10465441

>>10464937
lmfao

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>>10465392
You need to cook your eggs more.

>> No.10465593

>>10462884
Oh boy, raw, slightly warm asparagus inside unseasoned meat.

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>>10462349

>> No.10465601

>>10462884
wtf is that processed cheese?

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>>10462349
>he points the knife to the camera at the end

>> No.10465647

>>10462758
if he was a eldery man he woudn't be allowed to drink

>> No.10465653

>>10462614
two nukes werent enough

>> No.10465691

>>10462731
>That
>Acarajé
Gringos need to be banned from visiting

>> No.10465698

>>10462975
does aggressiveness speed up the process or something

>> No.10465701

>>10462832
what is wrong with just smoking the weed?

>> No.10465704

>>10465698
No he's a faggot putting on a "show".

>> No.10465719

>>10462349
This is why banning guns won't save your weak soy-raised offspring.

>> No.10465721

>>10464573
>enjoying the meal is now hipster
t. barbecue humping amerifat

>> No.10465728

>>10462980
Lol wtf

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>> No.10465731

>>10464009
Yeah I'm sure "American" cheese is part of their cuisine...

>> No.10465745

>>10462911
What a rotten way to die

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>>10464010
>It's a fat pig buying it
No surprises there.

>> No.10465777

>>10462706
That looks pretty good.

>> No.10465792

>>10465721
No, but filming this mediocre setup like it's something special is.

>> No.10465793

>>10464937
underrated post

>> No.10465809

>>10463010
Those eggs are on a level way beyond overcooked.

>> No.10465840

>>10464501
Nobody actually consumes any food in that webm.

>> No.10465841

>>10463319
heh

>> No.10465847

>>10465339
Any board outside of >>>/b/?

>> No.10465860

>>10462717
>molecular gastronomy

>> No.10465986

>>10465729
That's the gayest thing I've ever seen.

>> No.10466188

>>10463010
Code?

>> No.10466432

>>10464263
it actually says melted butter

>> No.10466442

>>10462966
shouldnt the hands be black?

>> No.10466475

>>10462192
These taste like shit

>> No.10466477

>>10464712
NAVEL

>> No.10466480

>>10465104
Those people usually secretly hate themselves and exaggerate happiness to compensate.

>> No.10466487

>>10465986
I've seen much much gayer things, sadly, but yeah, it's pretty gay.

>> No.10466500

>>10462644
U S A

>> No.10466506

>>10465339
try browsing boards other than /b/ and /pol/. you'll be amazed by what you'll find

>> No.10466513

>>10462065
thought this was jack from the thumbnail. somehow it ended even worse than i expected...

>> No.10466534

>>10462558
> CALLAWAY
lost

>> No.10466536

>>10462711
it was a 10/10 sandwich up until the bacon

>> No.10466549

>>10466506
>try browsing boards other than /b/ and /pol/.
dont be like that, we all know only /gif/ and /wsg/ have that and they are easily the worst communities. literally worse than porn site comments

>> No.10466553

>>10463829
they have an entire channel of this kind of thing and it used to be their obese CEO doing the videos instead of that kid. they're fucking amazing.

>> No.10466555

>>10462176
dont talk shit about wolfepit bitch he does it for us, the people

>> No.10466562

>>10465306
Thank you for sharing my confusion. I got scared for a second

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>>10466506
For the love of god, never encourage /b/ and /pol/ (and /r9k/) tards to get out of their containment boards.

>> No.10466568

>>10464768
i want his full name and address. asking for a friend

>> No.10466573

>>10462809
Literally what is the point in the bread.

>> No.10466579

>>10462953
Grease is good for the arteries, dumb-ass. Makes the smooth for the blood.

>> No.10466600

>>10464730
Trump voters are the majority fucko (kinda)
Get used to it this is what you are

>> No.10466608

>>10464508
It's the easy laugh that's been done to death. Instead of being witty, or even doing this out in public, it's in a sterilized environment where nothing can go wrong yet we're supposed to think this is craaaaazy.

>> No.10466617

>>10466600

Almost 3 million more people voted for Hillary, dum dum, and a third of eligible voters didn't even vote because they hated both candidates. Trump is the least popular president in history.

>> No.10466625

>>10466617
>voting population = total population
i'm not trying to argue for either side but goddamn you're retarded

>> No.10466626

>>10464836
>It gets right to the point
no it doesn't, it's more long winded than clickbait titles and is just a pile of shitty photography trying to be food porn and failing miserably

>> No.10466645

>>10466625

Children, felons, and foreigners also hate Trump. What's your point?

>> No.10466661

>>10465729
My roommate said someone at his office brought this in and cooked eggs at his desk


I guess you can't scramble the eggs tho, the guy tried that and it just oozed out liquid

>> No.10466674

>>10462072
If you're blind maybe

>> No.10466712

>>10462980
This is what the vegans warned us about¬!

>> No.10466791

>>10464712
I want to lick her bellybutton

>> No.10466814

>>10464169
>when your boss shows you how to work during your shift

>> No.10466820

>>10465109
in germany we have little chocolate plates we but on butterbroad, shit is great. can be found in every store.

>> No.10466829

>>10462717
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adPmfLDqlXY

>> No.10466837

>>10462809
>85 for a raw meat sandwich

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>>10462065

>> No.10466867

>>10466829

I'd love to see Alton Brown doing a commentary on this video.

>> No.10466881

>>10462628
>GYROCOPTER

>> No.10466889

>>10462628
https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8?t=28

>> No.10466899

>>10466534
Gets me every time

>> No.10466900

>>10463021
It's a joke you dipshit

>> No.10466901

>>10464572
not sure if autistic or just a mime

>> No.10466902

>>10462361
>pancakes

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>>10465768
>it's a fat pig

DAT'S ANTI-HUWHITE!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10466950

>>10462795
This video should explain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64cWzSaiaWQ

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>> No.10467016

>>10462665
wat

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>> No.10467064

>>10467033
why do indians always wear 2008 prep kid clothes

>> No.10467075

>>10467064
because the most prestigious thing for an indian is to go to some British school
because Gandhi did it

>> No.10467076

>>10463897
>>10465344
>under toasted bread, barely toasted at all
>no seasoning besides salt
>tiny little pinch of onions and peppers
The retards here are YOU

>> No.10467084

>>10467075
but aeropostal isn't a school uniform it's just rich kid clothing from 10 years ago

>> No.10467092

>>10464590
this one is obviously a joke
...right?

>> No.10467106

>>10462400
Same. Larry seems like a laidback dude who just likes to make dad jokes and make YouTube videos of shitty food. His videos are pretty comfy desu.

>> No.10467109

>>10467084
it's what Brit preppies were wearing 10 years ago, yes. exactly

>> No.10467138

>>10462541
kek

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kimchi?

>> No.10467190

>>10463401
look at the filename
then pay attention for when he blatantly sniffs his pinky

>> No.10467218

>>10462731

> The fucking state of that Ramen
> Implying people in Ireland get their honk on with a bowl of mash on the way when they're chunted
> Managing to fuck up cheesy chips

Were they wasted when they made this?

>> No.10467256

>>10467024
I'd need some unbreakable gloves to do that job. shit.

>> No.10467261

>>10467064
because it takes awhile for culture to seep out into the world

Which is why a lot of japanese songs sound like they're from the 80's

>> No.10467273

>>10467165
where's the rest of this beautiful vid?

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>>10467273

>> No.10467277

>>10467165
whenever I see something like this, i Think "That is inefficient as hell."

But that inefficiency has soul.
And she's cute.

>> No.10467283

>>10467218
buzzfeed is trash.

>> No.10467287

>>10462176
How about you go munch on some lead paint, for us, the people.

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>>10467275

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>> No.10467313

>>10466955
rick stein?

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>>10467256
gotchu

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>> No.10467338

>>10462631
Knowing the amount of grease an NY slice usually has, that thing is probably a gross, soggy mess.

>> No.10467352

>>10467330
wut

>> No.10467365

>>10463010
who has the screen cap of the what would you do if the drunk girl slept over or something? you have to eat these eggs........ my brain is ded

>> No.10467377

>>10467334
dat finger snap

>> No.10467378

>>10462592
The eggs know to part and make way for their surly master, lest they face his terrible wrath.

>> No.10467522

/r/ing jack

>> No.10467539

>>10462598
Inhuman. This is disgracious, cruel and unneeded.

>> No.10467573

>>10462731
>not having sopa de macaco for brasil

>> No.10467589

>>10462809
>85$ for 6 peices
you mean 85 for 1 piece cut into 6

>> No.10467671

>>10466855
i hate you
i really do

>> No.10467795

>>10463319
kek

>> No.10468371

>>10464573
Blasphemy that they aren't eating a huge cut of cheap meat on a bleached bun

>> No.10468827

>>10462621
>>10462663

This is a Swiss/French gourmet food called raclette

If you think this is disgusting or american you might as well stop eating anything else than plain white rice

>> No.10469154

>>10466955
"Similar to a great hamburger"
nice try pajeet

>> No.10469193

>>10462975
>Better sandwich
>Egg fort
Pick one

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