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How do I talk to women at the grocery store without sperging out?

>> No.10460870

If she has a fat ass, follow her and keep saying "brap" until she turns around. When she turns around run away

>> No.10460871

>>10460868
>Without Sperging out

No Sperges allowed

>> No.10460872

>>10460870
this man knows what he is talking about. do this.

>> No.10460875

>>10460872
It's how I found my wife. It really works

>> No.10460876

>>10460868
Women don’t want to talk to you unless you’re attractive.

>> No.10460878

>>10460868
>talk to women at the grocery store
what an awful idea, talk to women at places that are designed for social interaction

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>>10460868

knock their shopping carts over. apologize and help gather the spilled items. comment on each item.

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>>10460878
>talk to thots at bars and clubs and hope you find some wifey material

Get the fuck out my thread you faggot casual normie fuck reeeeeeee

>> No.10460889

>>10460878
This. You should be able to talk to random people, but soul searching at the grocery store is retarded

>> No.10460891
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>>10460876
>attractive
*rich and powerful

Attractive guys is mostly a high school/college thing

>> No.10460899

>>10460891
No it’s not. Women will cheat on their ugly rich and powerful boyfriends and husbands with attractive guys if they get the chance. Women marry for money, but it’s looks that gets them to put out.

>> No.10460904

>>10460870
fpbp

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>>10460899
>he believes this
stop watching porn with cheesy 30-minute stories in the beginning

>> No.10460914

>>10460868

>How do I talk to women at the grocery store

You don't

>> No.10460937

>>10460868
thot can't paint worth a damn.

>> No.10460960

>>10460937
because painting is her best asset.

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>>10460868
Fuck off with these fucking pathetic whiny >>>/r9k/ posts. Just because you shoved "grocery store" in there doesn't make it on topic. Go back to losercentral and stay there.
This is a cooking board, not a fucking dating service. Besides, you shouldn't procreate in your condition anyway. You're not capable of making anyone happy and you'll weaken society.

>> No.10460993

>>10460990
>taking the regular thot-spamming OP seriously