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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5618435/Sainsburys-introduce-touch-free-packaging-millennials-squeamish-raw-meat.html

>> No.10457214

>>10457204
Give me 20 reasons why I wouldn't eat uncooked chicken?

>> No.10457223

>>10457214
no

>> No.10457242

They just had to shoehorn millennial into it somehow huh.
So that the boomers can give us shit for not manning up and handling the chicken because we never had to do anything ourselves, as if that's our fault and not our parents'

>> No.10457249

>>10457214

1. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 90 min.
2. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 105 min.
3. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 120 min.
4. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 135 min.
5. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 150 min.
6. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 165 min.
7. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 180 min.
8. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 195 min.
9. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 210 min.
10. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 225 min.
11. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 240 min.
12. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 255 min.
13. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 270 min.
14. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 285 min.
15. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 300 min.
16. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 315 min.
17. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 330 min.
18. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 345 min.
19. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 360 min.
20. >Salmonella on raw chicken after 375 min.

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>>10457249

>> No.10457317

>>10457204
To be fair I hate touching raw chicken as well. I'm fine with beef, pork and fish, but raw chicken makes my skin crawl.

>> No.10457322

>>10457204
>Fear monger the dangers of raw chicken for 100 years
>someone changes the packaging in 21st century
>MILLENNIALS

>> No.10457328
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10457328

'ger that raw 'ken would feel 'ty nice on your 'nis. I'd cum 'ckets after 'king some 'my raw 'ken and I'm not 'shamed to 'mit it.

>> No.10457346

>>10457328
are you having a stroke

>> No.10457354
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10457354

>>10457223
Yes do it

>> No.10457405

>Endlessly educate children about the importance of washing your hands and salmonella
>mad at millennials anyways

>> No.10457433

>Be clickbait news site
>Learn that millenials love to REEEEE whenever old people blame a dying trend on them
>Blame millenials for random things to get more views
>????
>$$$AD REVENUE$$$

>> No.10457472

>>10457405
What do the two have to do with each other?
Yes, you should take practical safety precautions. No, you shouldn't be terrified of touching raw chicken.

>> No.10459135

>tfw i work in a meat factory and move raw meat into trays with my hands all day

>> No.10459383

>>10457214
it tastes like shit. Salmonella is an American meme.

>> No.10459389

>>10457328
Anon are you alright?

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10460100

>>10457214
As long as it's drowning in The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste™ you'll be fine.

>> No.10460103

>mfw all the millenials that bitch about boomers unfairly bitch about them probably unfairly bitch about boomers
As the worst two generations, we should join forces instead of always fighting.

>> No.10460211

Pretty sure they've always sold ready diced chicken, though?

>> No.10460568

>eat a food so potentially contaminated with disease that you refuse to touch it raw
>still insist on purchasing it and consuming it

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10460611

>>10460100
Three years I've been on /ck/ and I still get triggered by Jack webms

>> No.10460616

How do you trim fat without touching it tho

>> No.10460749

>>10460100
I thought the pan was glowing forge hot and I panicked
How ironic, it's ice cold.

>> No.10460965

>>10457204
No joke. I made a stew using chicken once and thawed the chicken breasts in a large bowl of water. After they were thawed, I poured the water out and left the bowl in the sink. Because I'm a degenerate prone to periods of laziness, I left it there for two days. Just two days.
When I got around to washing that bowl, I ran some hot water into it and it activated this un-fucking-godly stench of rancid chicken flesh. I'm not normally very sensitive to bad smells and I'm a smoker, so my sense of smell is pretty shot as it is. But sweet christ, it was so foul I almost gagged. Chicken is the most delicious, yet simultaneously the most disgusting bird on the planet.

>> No.10462597

>>10460965
>2 days
Are you a fridgebro or who the fuck left a raw chicken out for two days

>> No.10463980

>>10457328
Kek
Tears

>> No.10463995

>>10460103
No boomers fucked us over for their own benefits and are still doing it. 'ck 'em.

>> No.10463997

>>10457328
I can do this
Finger that raw chicken would feel pretty nice on your penis. I'd cum buckets after fucking some slimy raw chicken and I'm not ashamed to admit it

>> No.10464013

>>10463995
Yeah 'ck 'em up their 'mer ass

>> No.10464016

>>10463997
>Finger
WRONG

>> No.10464026

>>10464016
Oh was it the n word? 's 'cist 'non we don't do that 'nd 'ere