/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10456375]

Why does Americans fold their pizza?

[Anonymous No.10456376]

Why does Europeans relevant?

[Anonymous No.10456378]

>>10456376
they doesn't

[Anonymous No.10456381]

>>10456375
Only people who eat truly floppy, thin, greasy pizza do this. Whenever I see someone do this with a normal slice of pizza I feel bad for them because I know they grew up as poor white trash.

[Anonymous No.10456388]

>>10456381
based shadman poster

[Anonymous No.10456391]

Because we don't like oil and sauce making a mess on the edges of our mouth

[Anonymous No.10456395]

>>10456375
so that the grease pools at the bottom of the fold and they can poor it down their throat with ease

[Anonymous No.10456397]

[Anonymous No.10456410]

>>10456397
i'd eat it

[Anonymous No.10456413]

>>10456381
>truly floppy, thin, greasy pizza
so new york pizza?

[Anonymous No.10456430]

[Anonymous No.10456438]

[Anonymous No.10456453]

[Anonymous No.10456454]

>>10456391
This, you also run much less of a risk of overly topped bites going off the slice and instead just get engulfed with the entire bite

[Anonymous No.10456524]

>>10456375
I don’t know what the picture is but it’s retarded. You only fold your pizza slice when it’s too big and floppy and will fall/drip all over the place if you don’t. Basically just for NY style pizza.

[Anonymous No.10456533]

>>10456413
Yes

[Anonymous No.10456555]

>>10456430
>>10456397
>>10456453
>european "pizza"

[Anonymous No.10456568]

>>10456375
Why does Europeans fold their tacos?

[Anonymous No.10456578]

>>10456568
Dunno they seem to come prefolded.

[Anonymous No.10456606]

>>10456381
>poor white trash
>for not eating 16 inch thick pizza
lmao, you make your pizza with coconut oil or something soyboy?

[Anonymous No.10456618]

>>10456375
>one city
>americans
Fuck off. Only nyc fags fold their pizza

[Anonymous No.10456627]

>>10456375
Because despite their insistence that turd muddled water makes better crust, NY pizza usually sucks by being a floppy, greasy napkin. Better big slices can be found elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.10456641]

dumb yuros

[Anonymous No.10456645]

>>10456568
Not gonna lie, that meme burger taco looks like it'd make a pretty good fucking lunch.

[Anonymous No.10456652]

>>10456641
SIP
I
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[Anonymous No.10456665]

>>10456606
Neither of those slices look good.

Also I have to admit that good Chicago-Style is actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10456677]

>>10456606
>Jew York
>Shitcago
Oh, I am laffin

[Anonymous No.10456692]

>>10456677
based

[Anonymous No.10456693]

>>10456677
who are you trying to impress with that garbage?

[Anonymous No.10456699]

>>10456641
Fuck you guys for tricking me into trying that meme Monster. Absolutely DISGUSTING. It tastes like PURE artificial sweeter. FUCK YOU. And I liked every single other monster I've tried. THAT ONE TASTES LIKE SWEET FUCKING ASS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

[Anonymous No.10456710]

>>10456699

[Anonymous No.10456716]

>>10456375
Why do you care? Right now there are 326,000,000 Americans who have no idea how you eat pizza in your country and don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.10456728]

>>10456699
It's the most blatant viral marketing/shilling Ive ever seen on 4chan. If the deenz companies are doing it, at least it feels organic and isn't literally tied to one fucking brand.
Monster posters should be violently culled.

[Anonymous No.10456730]

>>10456375
Gaussian Curvature. Curvature is intrinsic to a surface. When you don't fold the slice, it flops from crust to tip positive curvature), but stays uncurved in the perpendicular axis (0 curvature), so it has a net zero curvature. When you fold it, it becomes uncurved from crust to tip (0 curve), but is negative cured side to side, so the net curvature is still zero

[Anonymous No.10456744]

>buying energy drinks
I thought we all outgrew this by 7th grade.

[Anonymous No.10456745]

>>10456693
Sorry buddy but NE beach pizza is GOAT. Dubs confirm.

[Anonymous No.10456750]

>>10456728
Why would anyone market anything on a slow board that is mostly trolls and dipshits arguing about what country they are from?

[Anonymous No.10456752]

[Anonymous No.10456776]

>>10456728
Idk if it was marketing why would they shill the shittiest tasting drink in their line? If anything that would turn people off to their drinks.

[Anonymous No.10456830]

>>10456376
>implying americans were not coming from europe
Do you think white americans evolved from the red indians or what?

[Anonymous No.10456832]

>>10456375
jew yorkers aren't american.

[Anonymous No.10456839]

>>10456830
who cares about crackers

[Anonymous No.10456844]

>>10456375
Why does italians fold an entire pizza into the shape of one slice and eat it that way?

[Anonymous No.10456854]

>>10456555
>european pizzas
>clearly american abomination cheese and fag pepperonis
>filename illiteracy

[Anonymous No.10456855]

>>10456752
My fiance sent me a video of her eating what looked like a rice pizza from pizza hut in China
Looked like rice topped with pizza toppings

[Anonymous No.10456867]

>>10456397
Seeing as I cannot detect any sauce, that is merely a disgusting cheesy roundbread with pepperoni. Smoothies....

[Anonymous No.10456880]

>>10456855
"Sushi pizza is a Canadian dish and variant of sushi and pizza often served in Central Canada, and, less commonly, the Northeastern United States. It uses a slightly crispy yet chewy fried rice patty as the base and is topped with a layer of sliced avocado, a layer of sliced salmon, tuna or crab meat, a drizzle of blended mayonnaise and wasabi powder and is served in wedges. Nori, pickled ginger and roe are sometimes also served as toppings or sides"
Oh wait but canada is china satellite country

[Anonymous No.10456884]

>>10456375
Depends on how hitty the pizza is. If the chef actually knows how to bake a crust it should be crispy enough to support the weight ot the pizza without needing to be folded but not so hard that it tastes more like a cracker. For poorly baked pizzas you need to fold it of the cheese will slide off the crust.

As popular is new york style is, 9/10 slices you will find in that city are garbage.

>>10456665
This is how pizza is supposed to look.

[Anonymous No.10456920]

>>10456830
He said why does not why did, retard

[Anonymous No.10457220]

>>10456397
That is so disgusting looking it makes me a bit nauseous.

[Anonymous No.10457232]

But mutts only eat 10 cm thick 'za

[Anonymous No.10457259]

>hello yes one folded slice of tomatoey dough pls

[Anonymous No.10457260]

>>10456375
I am not Americans but I am britishes and I fold the entire pizza in half so I can eat it without requiring any cutlery.

[Anonymous No.10457294]

>>10457260
>what is calzone

[Anonymous No.10457308]

every fuckin [[[italian]] place i visit the pizza is so fuckin thin not even folding would keep it from flailing around, when you take a knife to the center it just turns to mush
that cant be fuckin normal

[Anonymous No.10457326]

I don't, unless the slices are really big.

[Anonymous No.10457819]

>>10456375
It's so the go za doesn't go

[Anonymous No.10457941]

>>10456750
>>10456776
>IGNORE ME!

[Anonymous No.10458082]

>>10456830
fuck you man im 1/32nd Arapaho so check your privilege.

[Anonymous No.10458120]

>>10456641
>that guy who eats in front of his computer

[Anonymous No.10458133]

>>10456641

[Anonymous No.10458146]

>>10456830
>implying americans doesn't leaved europe
hrmmmm

[Anonymous No.10458178]

>>10456832
we wuz murican injunz. das rite, black boi. fake negro.

[Anonymous No.10458243]

How does learn language from Europs.. An StiL MeASUrE in Cups an InchEs

[Anonymous No.10458294]

>>10456375
>>10456618
flyover by birth, been living in nyc for 10 years. can confirm, only people in nyc do this.

[Anonymous No.10459016]

>>10456375
Most americans dont, its mostly people from new york that do, and thats because their pizza is shit that consist of thin floppy triangles.

[Anonymous No.10459044]

For the same reasons Italians fold their pizza. Except not as frequently.

[Anonymous No.10459065]

Honestly the best cheapo pizza I've ever had was Walmart bacon pizza. And I've been to fucking Italy.

[Anonymous No.10460695]

>>10456606
>not calling it Pizza shit
Anon...

[Anonymous No.10460698]

I do it because I have a mustache and it keeps me from getting sauce and stuff in it

[Anonymous No.10461334]

>>10458243
every time I see that american """""""cheese""""" I'm disgusted beyond relief

which is inexplicable, considering americans should have decent cheese like europeans do.

[Anonymous No.10461378]

I folda my pizza justa like the true italiano peoples from Napoli! It's tradizioniale!

[Anonymous No.10461397]

>>10456606
Real talk, why's it called "New York" pizza when it's normal pizza and didn't originate in New York?

[Anonymous No.10461543]

>>10461334
North America in general, although not all parts of it, has naive taste, ingrained in the public by generations of mass manufactured shit that takes shortcuts to produce the cheapest and most efficient food possible, which of course waters down the actual taste of the food. There is a reason why wild caught fresh fish tastes a lot better than the farmed shit. But most people here either don't care about, don't know, or don't understand the difference in taste. I'm really jelly of the shit you guys have in Europe and other countries. The standard for food is just tiers higher.

[Anonymous No.10461563]

>>10461543
>The standard for food is just tiers higher.
makes sense, more a matter of "not having" but "there being less variety because people have shit taste"

[Anonymous No.10461834]

>>10456375
Why make a thread

[Anonymous No.10462650]

>>10456375
Increases the strength of the cantilever

[Anonymous No.10462794]

>>10456397
SURREAL

[Anonymous No.10462796]

>folding the slice in half
>not taking two slices and turning them into a pizza sandwich
Are Europoors really this backwards?

[Anonymous No.10462807]

>>10461397
because people from america always think everything revolves around themselves

[Anonymous No.10462819]

>>10462807
>because people from america always think everything revolves around themselves
Oh I’m so sorry Ahmed, please tell me about your day, what you ate and how many trucks of religious peace you survived?

[Anonymous No.10462830]

>>10462819
i looked out my window and saw nothing and then i went back to my chair
ate some potato wedges and marinated chicken breast with danish fake beanaise sauce

[Anonymous No.10462844]

>>10462830
Good now tell how many potatoe wedges you can fit in your mouth, you slut

[Anonymous No.10462866]

>>10462844
2 maybe 3
depending on the size

[Anonymous No.10462903]

>>10456376
why does europeans obsessed?

[Anonymous No.10462918]

>>10461334
american cheese was considered cheese up until (((Dairy Farmers))) screeched autistically that it was undercutting them too much so the gubmint had it reclassified

[Anonymous No.10462931]

>>10456830
They did. Haven't you hear of the phrase, "red blooded American" before.

[Anonymous No.10462933]

>>10461334
Amerimutt disgusting cunt """"""cheese""""""" is literally fucking plastic designed to be shoveled into the disgusting fucking maws of those obese fucking ham-galaxies as they waddle their fucking disgusting spawn to and fro in the goddamn walmart fucking disgusting fat retarded mutt americans holy fuck I hate them so much.

[Anonymous No.10462949]

>>10456830
Europeans don't want to associate themselves with us

[Anonymous No.10462959]

>>10461397
new yorkers are gay niggers who cant admit they ripped off montreal style pizza, which is appropriately simply referred to as "pizza"

>>10462918
diesel fuel has more in common with food than fucking kraft singles or velveeta do

[Anonymous No.10462972]

>>10462933
Please read
>>10462959
And never post again

[Anonymous No.10462973]

>>10462959
t. assmad wisconsinite dairy farmer who couldn't compete with the rich creamy taste of american cheese

[Anonymous No.10462992]

>>10462933
Why are you so angry

[Anonymous No.10462997]

>>10462992
because these fucking fat retarded faggot amerishartmutts have the goddamn nerve to call their """""cheeese'""" by the same names as real european cheese and it's fucking disgusting disgusting fucking fat breeder cunts jesus fuck how do you not hate them?

[Anonymous No.10462998]

>>10461397
"New York style" is a distinct style though that's eaten across the Northeast. The name stuck because New York is actually a relavent city.

[Anonymous No.10463007]

>>10462992
you'd be mad too if you saw a lovely land full of arable fields and stunning geology and natural waterways, and it ended up being populated exclusively by dipshits who would rather eat yellow dyed petroleum waste products and take Super Deluxe seriously than have any kind of real food or even basic industry, and then turn around and slam everyone else in the world for being smart enough not to eat the yolks of Kinder Eggs

[Anonymous No.10463241]

>>10458243
is this soap

[Anonymous No.10463252]

>>10458243
>NOT FOR SALE
oh-- oh dear

[Anonymous No.10463479]

>>10463007
I live in New England and a lot of people here enjoy "fine cheese". We have a lot of local producers; Vermont, for example, exports a lot of great goat cheeses. I just finished some Humboldt Fog that I grabbed at the local supermarket chain. People really only use that cheap shit on burgers, I think you are blowing it out of proportion.

[Anonymous No.10463655]

>>10456381

[Anonymous No.10463696]

>>10463479
big y?

[Anonymous No.10463715]

>>10456375
because pizza is a sandwich

[Anonymous No.10463728]

>>10456677
how many hubby points did you need to spend for your wife to let you buy lunchables?

[Anonymous No.10463738]

>>10456830
>white
>americans
el goblino...

[Anonymous No.10463890]

>>10463738
>Europeans
>white
Allah Ackbar

[Anonymous No.10464004]

>>10456641
eat your motherfucking crusts

[Anonymous No.10464184]

Can we all agree that red bell peppers are one of the best toppings for pizza?

[Anonymous No.10464205]

>>10456375
Because their pizza is floppy

[Anonymous No.10464249]

>>10463252
Well it only exists to subsidize dairy farmers, be a source of food if shit ever gets that bad that the govt has to break open their food stores, and also be given to low to no income families as free food. It's govt property, so yeah its not meant to be sold.

[Anonymous No.10464410]

>>10456730
nice to see a /sci/ representative.

[Anonymous No.10464620]

>>10456606
>eating a piece of currency with their pizza

do new yorkers really do this?

[Anonymous No.10464656]

>>10456375
I do it and have seen people do it. Both in Italy and neighbouring regions

[Anonymous No.10464660]

>>10456381
>

[Anonymous No.10464681]

>>10464004
I save them to dip in coke.

[Anonymous No.10464828]

>>10464620

[Anonymous No.10464831]

>>10464681
tf

[Anonymous No.10464883]

>>10462959
Velveeta and Kraft singles aren't American cheese, real American cheese can be found at a deli and is just a blend of mild cheddar and Colby jack

[Anonymous No.10464918]

>>10464883
what are some kind of cheese elitists? you europeans are so pathetic with your blind hatred towards anything Americans

[Anonymous No.10465132]

>>10463696
Market Basket

[Anonymous No.10465197]

>>10464184
Peppers and red onions are a must

[Anonymous No.10465223]

>>10456555
>european "pizza"
pizza comes from... ?
oh yeah

[Anonymous No.10465259]

>>10456855
>My fiance
>China
so you've never actually met her

[Anonymous No.10465282]

>>10457308
>"authentic italian"

[Anonymous No.10465413]

>>10456375
>Why does Americans fold their pizza?

only New York cheesebread is foldable

real actual PIZZA (pic related) cant be folded

[Anonymous No.10465416]

>>10465413
>Im a faggot that thinks food has been perfected and theres only one way to make any dish

Theres a special kind of idiot that thinks a food as popular as pizza should only be made one way

[Anonymous No.10465481]

>Europoor pizza is basically really thin toast with some cheese and some heinous topping like banana slices
>Jew York pizza is just cardboard with cheese on it
>Chicongo "pizza" is just a bread bowl filled with tomato sauce and cheese
Pizza is a meme

[Anonymous No.10465483]

>>10465416
>>Taking the bait this hard

[Anonymous No.10465500]

>Not folding your pizza twice

[Anonymous No.10465506]

>>10456375

[Anonymous No.10465507]

>>10465500
>Not folding your pizza one million times

[Anonymous No.10465687]

>>10465500
>Not ordering a calzone

[Anonymous No.10465710]

>>10465687
>not ordering a stromboli

[Anonymous No.10465908]

>>10464918
I'm American bro I like real American cheese, and Velveeta has it's place in some stuff too

[Anonymous No.10466394]

>>10464831
tastes good man try it sometime.

[Anonymous No.10466503]

It’s amazing to see all these ancient, obsolete pizzas, here have some Ohio Valley pizza, it’s the ultimate food

[Anonymous No.10466650]

>>10465413
>a 'cheese' pie
>pizza
Italy has full right to declare war on Chicago

[Anonymous No.10467349]

>>10456641
Kek, every fucking meme about amerimutts is true.

[Anonymous No.10468548]

>>10456375

[Anonymous No.10468611]

>>10467349
Mainly because there are so many Americans that some of them are bound to be quirky just by laws of probability alone.

[Anonymous No.10468870]

We invented it; we do what we want with it.

[Anonymous No.10469053]

>>10468870
>amerimutts invented pizza
Dude, that's alternative history that even the alt-right sturmdrumpfers or TX board of education revisionists couldn't support.

[Anonymous No.10469078]

>>10456381

[Anonymous No.10469083]

>>10467349
That they're based?

[Anonymous No.10469092]

>>10464410
He probably just watched this video
https://youtu.be/gi-TBlh44gY

[Anonymous No.10469768]

for dubs

[Anonymous No.10469811]

I bought this pizza from Domino's in Australia last night.

[Anonymous No.10469819]

>>10469811
It wasn't very good

[Anonymous No.10469842]

>>10469819
Should have grabbed some meatpies and some stubbies, cunt

[Anonymous No.10469844]

>>10469819
You got the wrong things on it.

[Anonymous No.10469855]

>>10469842
Fair dinkum mate

[Anonymous No.10470107]

We don't

[Anonymous No.10470389]

>>10456376

Why does Americans compensatory feigning of indifference?

[Anonymous No.10470747]

>>10462949
Until they get called out for it and now all of a sudden we need to honor their legacy.

[Anonymous No.10470756]

>>10458243
Unbelievable. It's almost as if each country has unique characteristics, including the preference to use certain units of measurement. It's almost like each culture is different from another.

Who would have thought that?

[Anonymous No.10471689]

>>10469819
The pepperoni version isn't too bad. My sister and l ordered two when they came out and underestimated how big they were - lasted us a few days

[Anonymous No.10471698]

>>10470756
The entire civilised world uses SI, even shitholes like africa do

[Anonymous No.10471711]

When you're the leader of an entire planet, you can basically do whatever the fuck you want

[Anonymous No.10472442]

>>10471711