/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10454603]

>MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE

HAHA. WHAT A JOKE.
When will you embrace the glorious and healthy Swedish and Icelandic cuisine.

[Anonymous No.10454612]

Italy is the country with the highest life expectancy according to this map.

[Anonymous No.10454618]

Delicious Icelandic food

[Anonymous No.10454621]

>>10454603
mmmmm, so healthy :^)

[Anonymous No.10454625]

>>10454618
>>10454621
>Nordic '''''''''''''cuisine''''''''''''''

[Anonymous No.10454631]

>living in the european wastelands for 80+ years
why?

[Anonymous No.10454638]

>>10454618
Mmmh headcheese

[Anonymous No.10454643]

>>10454603
>shits on mediterranean cuisine
>Italy has the highest life expectancy

Do they not teach geography or, you know, numbers in general in the north? Or are you just special?

[Anonymous No.10454646]

>>10454612
Italian/Scandi fusion food trucks when?

[Anonymous No.10454655]

>>10454603
>Swedish autism

>>10454643
This

[Anonymous No.10454658]

My favorite. The best Swedish meatballs are NOT served with ketchup but with brunsås (brown sauce). The tang of the lingonberry jam is just wonderful aswell.

[Anonymous No.10454663]

>>10454603
Ah yes, the famous swedish kebab pizza with extra semen sauce, I think I'll pass

[Anonymous No.10454664]

>>10454618
Best Hot Dogs in the world.

[Anonymous No.10454667]

>>10454643
Italy's number has a decimal while the Swedish and Icelandic one are rounded down to closest whole number. Obviously Iceland and Swedish live longest.

[Anonymous No.10454680]

>>10454603
>anytime anyone says communism is a good idea

[Anonymous No.10454707]

And lets not forget the traditional dish Svið. Also known as sheeps head, consisting of a sheep's head cut in half, singed to remove the fur, and boiled with the brain removed

uma delicia

[Anonymous No.10454727]

>>10454707

[Anonymous No.10454781]

>>10454707
Hey, don't knock it until you try it. It's legitimately good.

[Anonymous No.10454866]

>>10454707
2bh you're a pussy for refusing to eat something on the principle that it sounds icky. i'd gladly at least give it a try

[Anonymous No.10454997]

>>10454631
>better food
>better culture
>better music
>better sports
>better cars
>better architecture
>better landscape
>actual history
The question is, why would you live anywhere else?

[Anonymous No.10455024]

>>10454997
muh gunz
also, culture is for cucks

[Anonymous No.10455104]

>>10454658
i have never in my entire life had or even seen swedish meatballs done with ketchup. the way my grandmother did them was just like that, with cucumber pickles and dill potatoes. she cooked the meatballs in a cast iron skillet, so the texture was different from these. she's from staten island, but her parents were from norway and sweden, respectively.

also, what's the name of the braided cardamom bread made with eggs and milk? she used to make that all the time. i can identify the scent of cardamom from a league away because of that bread.

[Anonymous No.10455116]

>>10455024
So yankies are more concerned with guns and remaining ignorant. Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.10455134]

>>10454997
subjective
old =/= better
no way in hell
your entire continent plays one bitch sport
your cars are all designed to drive on what americans consider alleys
highly debatable, especially considering the great glass buttplug of london
a majority of your landscape is developed countryside and polluted rivers
same with every other continent (except australia) on the eastern hemisphere

[Anonymous No.10455138]

>>10455116
the far right is. they can get exceedingly violent and irrational at the slightest mention of taking away "muh gunz"

[Anonymous No.10455144]

>>10455024
>culture is for cucks
LA CREATURA

[Anonymous No.10455145]

>>10455138
literally nothing wrong with guns.

[Anonymous No.10455155]

>>10454638
Headcheese is a Dutch thing too, I've had the pleasure of making it from scratch. Our butcher even loaned me and dear old dad a pan the head could fit in. I miss my dad.

[Anonymous No.10455163]

>>10455155
What does headcheese taste like? I never actually have had it before.

[Anonymous No.10455185]

>>10455163
Been a very long time since I ate it so I can't give a very accurate description. But if you like meat in gelatin, you'll like this! You could also include the brain and it would be called zure zult, but I never got to do that.

[Anonymous No.10455245]

>>10455134
>your entire continent plays one bitch sport
No, the whole world plays a variety of sports together. The americans inverted their own sports, then play a """""""""""world""""""""""" series in which only they compete.
But what would you expect form an insular society that is culturally and physiologically unprepared to admit any failure or shotcoming.
Its the equivalent of a child spouting "my dad is better than your dad".
Absolutely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10455279]

>>10455138
>exceedingly violent and irrational at the slightest mention of taking away inalienable rights
you aint seen nothing yet, soiboi

[Anonymous No.10455300]

>>10455245
>The americans inverted their own sports, then play a """""""""""world""""""""""" series in which only they compete.
Eh, thats misleading. Almost all of the world's best players are in the MLB. Keep in mind that you do not have to be from a place to play for a team there, its just a business. Players in other countries' leagues are generally trying to work their way to the majors

[Anonymous No.10455315]

>>10455163
It's just bits of meat with some fat and/or skin in a thick meat stock. If you've ever made homemade stock before and had it turn into jelly when it cooled down, that's just what headcheese is but with bits of meat/fat/skin in it. It's really savory obviously, and the stock jelly pretty much melts as soon as it's in your mouth to make a kind of sauce.

[Anonymous No.10455324]

>>10454618
Dane here.
That all looks really good to me.

I'd rather live for 60 years on delicious food than 80 years on bland food ingested in a closet whle a negro fucks my wife. I'm not sure Sweden is as based as you think.

[Anonymous No.10455330]

>>10455279
>inalienable rights
And that's why we're bringing back "well regulated" since that's a long too ignored part of that right. Better head to your bimonthly paintball skirmishes to work on your tactics, lol!

[Anonymous No.10455339]

>>10455279
>inalienable rights
that doesn't mean what you think it means, cleetus

[Anonymous No.10455382]

>>10454667
Then why isn't 83.1 rounded down to 83 you brain dead Swedistani

[Anonymous No.10455461]

>>10454707
>>10454727
There's a lot of really good meat on that, though.
Do you want them to just throw it out? Why are you so afraid to try something new? Even when the "something new" is just slightly different meat. You're a pathetic little puspus, that's why.
I'm not Icelandic myself but I've been there a few times and both the food and people are great.
You remind me of those grandparents and sometimes even parents who refuse to eat pasta because it's "foreign"

[Anonymous No.10456067]

>>10454612
that's not how you spell Andorra

[Anonymous No.10456929]

>>10454707
also traditionally eaten in some parts of italy for easter, cooked in the oven tho

[Anonymous No.10457411]

>>10456067
On one hand, I totally admit I missed Andorra. On the other hand, I'm not gonna acknowledge Andorra as a real country.

[Anonymous No.10457907]

>>10455279
i will fuck you inside out, and then proceed to fuck you with your collection of plastic euro pistols and that old nugget in the back of your closet, next to your box of baddragon dildos.

[Anonymous No.10457936]

>>10455245
american football being the only actual example, which is now seeing a rising popularity in europe. basketball is played worldwide, and has players from nearly every continent. baseball is heavily played outside the US, especially in latin/south america and japan. hockey, albeit not invented in the US, is still a north american sport and is played in every nation where the water freezes for 3 months out of the year.

soccer is a bitch sport because of so many players overacting any physical contact and playing for penalty kicks. basketball has had this problem and has mostly gotten back from it. hockey used to have this problem, and then created a penalty for overacting to draw penalties.

[Anonymous No.10457939]

>>10455330
you need to admit to yourself that you wouldn't be part of the rebel forces, you'd be the stormtroopers wantonly killing moisture farmers.

[Anonymous No.10458117]

>>10454603
dam what are slavs eating

[Anonymous No.10458229]

>>10458117
vodka and sadness

[Anonymous No.10459621]

>>10455134
>your entire continent plays one bitch sport
what is rugby...

[Anonymous No.10459643]

all icelandic people eat are hot dogs

[Anonymous No.10459651]

>>10454603
How old is this? Most of us in first world countries are now looking at 100 year lives.

[Anonymous No.10459658]

>>10454603
negating the true wonders of Italian cuisine

[Anonymous No.10461820]

>>10454603
>Insert default Islam joke

[Anonymous No.10463626]

>>10454603
Not in the mood for kebabs

[Anonymous No.10464758]

>>10457411
>On one hand, I totally admit I missed Andorra. On the other hand, I'm not gonna acknowledge Andorra as a real country.

Good call.

[Anonymous No.10464776]

>>10454603

>this infographic brought to you by fucking north africa

[Anonymous No.10464950]

I wish there was a Swedish restaurant around here. I would go. There are Mediterranean restaurants on every corner though. WHy doyou think that is?

[Anonymous No.10464953]

>>10455104
In Sweden eating meatballs with ketchup is pretty common when you have pasta as the main dish.

[Anonymous No.10465065]

>>10454603
But italy is at 83.1 mate. And all they eat is pasta

[Anonymous No.10465303]

>>10454727
I preffer the head boiled with cabbage and paprika.

[Anonymous No.10465388]

>>10455104
If it is that braided version, Swedes call it vetelängd, or just längd. Common in Sweden and Finland. Bulle and pulla are also terms used for that kind of sweet breads

[Anonymous No.10465407]

>>10455155
i miss my dad too, but i'm gonna see him when he's home from work

[Anonymous No.10465582]

>>10454621
Pretty good though.

[Anonymous No.10465594]

>>10454707
So smalahove is a thing in Iceland as well? Neat.

[Anonymous No.10465610]

>>10455382
Swedes are born retarded. Don't expect them to understand what they're saying. Just don't.

[Anonymous No.10466191]

>>10464953
wtf, i didnt even know it was a thing. still seems weird to me.
>>10465388
it was definitely one of the last two. the word started with the english "B" sound. my little sister learned how to make it, and my mother doesn't have the heart to tell my grandmother that it's better than hers. especially considering she's in her 90s. still, the smell of that, with meatballs and lingonberries is a very nostalgic scent for me.

[Anonymous No.10466234]

>>10466191
Both are made from the same dough. The braided version just goes by a different name because it's not a sweet roll, but a larger pastry.

[Anonymous No.10466631]

>>10454664
BS ss pylsur are made out of crap mixzed with old ram fat. They are worst pylsur i know.

Most of meat from ss is salty crap injected with water. It is impossible to fry SS bacon because it usually jumps out of pan.

Crappiest meat i know is from that crap factory ss.

[Anonymous No.10467297]

isn't there a nordic country that literally eats shit?
i remember a video of a guy tlaking about it and going to the hospital to get himself checked before trying to eat it.

[Anonymous No.10467323]

>>10454603
Are you doing social security fraud like the japs did?

[Anonymous No.10467899]

>>10454603
relaxed work culture
germans actually aren't hard workers

[Anonymous No.10468232]

>>10467899
>germans actually aren't hard workers
they really are not, but they are pretty efficient at it