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You've been sentenced to death. What's your last meal?

>> No.10446765

Rat turds over easy

>> No.10446778

puss

>> No.10446803

Sweet baby Ray's sauce on meatballs, served with white rice. My mother had no regular supplies to make food, she had this stuff. I loved it ever since.

>> No.10446807

For me, it's the mcchicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>> No.10446813

A bowl of mashed rat.
They would need to find a chunky sewer rat. Then, they would throw the rat into a metal bowl and knock it out. Take a big stone pounder and mash the rat into a chunky mush for me to eat.

>> No.10446816

A heap of baingan bharta, some garlic parmesan wings, a bottle of Crystal hot sauce, glass of chocolate milk, and piece of key lime pie.

>> No.10446828

you cant order a last meal in Texas

>> No.10446833

>>10446756
>big mac
>large mcdonald fries
>lamb vindaloo
>2 slices of buttered naan
>pint of strawberry cheesecake icecream

>> No.10446837

egg sandwich prepared by the surly king himself

>> No.10446840

>>10446756
One dozen Dodo eggs

>> No.10446860

>>10446828
texas is gay

>> No.10446863

>>10446756
Priest semen

>> No.10446865

They limit death row last meals to $15 in my state. Literally one faggot ruined it for everyone by ordering like $400 of food and not eating any of it, just to be gay. I mean, the overall cost in my state was still like $1,400 a year even at those numbers.

But anyway, I would get $15 worth of Taco Bell probsbly.

>> No.10446925

>>10446756
potion of resist electricity and potion of resist poison

>> No.10446930

A shit ton of mcdonalds so i dont regret my death.

>> No.10446960

>>10446925

Looks like its the firing squad for you.

>> No.10446964

Some nasty shit so i can fart up the execution room as a last insult.

>> No.10446971

Hot wings
Soft pretzel with cheese dip
Garlic fried shrimp
Chocolate milkshake
Bottle of wisers
Chocolate cake

>> No.10446975

prime rib med rare
garlic mashed taters
eggs benedict
nice bold cab
also a tom collins but with grapefruit juice instead of lemon

>> No.10446994

>>10446813
Most prisons will just give you a standard meal if your request is too difficult.

>> No.10447017

A shepherd pie

>> No.10447019
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>>10446756

>> No.10447022

>>10446994
Rats are easy to find and easy to mash.

>> No.10447025

A big sloppy pepperoni deep dish pizza. Lemon cupcakes for dessert. Plenty of beer to wash it down.

>> No.10447070

All you can eat buffet.

Checkmate idiots.

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>>10446756

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>>10446756

A full English breakfast. Sausages, eggs, white beans in red sauce, black pudding, mushrooms etc. The whole deal.

And a cigarette.

>> No.10447094

>>10446756

That meal looks fucking disgusting, -50/10

>Shit over-cooked pleb cut of steak
>Dry pasta
>Over-ripe tomato slices
>Bit of random fruit "just because"
>Shitty unseasoned cucumber
>Bit of what looks like Walmart chocolate cake, only worse
>Plastic cup of shitty, probably skimmed, milk. Child's portion.

I hope the person who made that tray hung themselves after eating their shitty meal.

>> No.10447099

A reuben stomped into mush by a bare footed asain prostitute.
And some ice cold coca cola.

>> No.10447109

what does it even matter at that point, I'm about to be executed. Give me a six pack of beer.

>> No.10447119

A Chesterfield, a rusty nail (the cocktail) and a rusty old nail to choke myself on.

>> No.10447128
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>>10446925
>gas chamber

>> No.10447132

>>10446756
They don't offer you a last meal in my country since they only tell you one hour ahead so that you don't kys in anticipation.

>> No.10447136

Ass

>> No.10447137

>>10447132
Dang, I thought it sucked that my state doesn't do special meals any more, you just get whatever is being served normally that day. But not even getting the chance to really come to terms with the fact you're going to be executed? That's cold.

>> No.10447198

>>10446756
Your mum's pussy

>> No.10447200

>>10447094
It's prison food you criminal scum >>10shut up and eat

>> No.10447206

I'd probably just get cook out food. A nice burger and a high quality hot dog. Potato salad. Baked beans. Iced tea or maybe a strawberry banana milkshake.

>> No.10447218

>>10446865
>$15 worth of taco bell
Nigga you would eat like a king

>> No.10447257

>1 jar peanut butter
>1 jar jelly
>1 loaf bread

t. Deathly allergic to peanuts
FUCK YOU STATE I DIED ON MY OWN TERMS

>> No.10447263

>>10446756
XL dominoes meat lovers and an XL oreo blizzard

>> No.10447270

>>10446756
Burger king chicken fries with bbq sauce. Yum!

>> No.10447288

>>10446756
A loaf of sourdough bread with decent salted butter
A pint of buffalo trace
A bullet I can put through my head when I'm done so I don't have to wait

>> No.10447328

-Chicken fried steak
-Biscuit
-Mashed potatoes
-Country gravy for all of it
-Some butterfly shrimp
-Big, cold dr. pepper to wash it down with
-Texas brownie for dessert

Optionally, if money wasn't a concern, then a whole boiled king crab as well.

>> No.10447442

cup of green tea with a single grain of rice on the side

>> No.10447460
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10447460

Paneer tikka masala, lamb samosas with tamarind sauce, basmati rice with peas and carrots in it, paneer-stuffed naan, and a pitcher of mango lassi. And have it all made by a guy who didn't wash his hands after wiping his ass so I can literally eat shit and die.

>> No.10447468

Buffalo chicken pizza, a cookies n cream milkshake, eggs in purgatory

>> No.10447479

>>10447019
Wtf is that

>> No.10447634

>>10447479
Smorgascake. It's basically a tea-sandwich layer cake with mayo for frosting and various meats, shrimp and whatever obvious vegetables you can see.

Scandinavian food, ladies and gents. And yet they're all skinny and successful.

>> No.10447658
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10 bao with barbecue pork filling
10 bao with red bean paste filling
Coffee

>> No.10447707

>>10446860
They did it because some dude ordered a bunch of food then refused to eat it

>> No.10447717

>>10447132
Why should they stop you from kys yourself if they're going to do it anyway

>> No.10447828

>>10446837
HOW

>> No.10447855

The collective life force of the right wing.

>> No.10448329

Gyros
MSG
Tabasco

>> No.10448340

>>10447855
You. I like you.

>> No.10448539
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antidote

>> No.10448723

>>10446756
a single chicken mcnugget that I proceed to shove up my ass

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Pic related plus a six pack.

>> No.10448745

>>10446803
:( you're loved here anon

>> No.10448751

>>10447634
>>10447479
>>10447634
>>10447479
Don't search on youtube for "Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime"

>> No.10448761
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>>10448340
well i'm sorry, but you have to go back

>> No.10448889

Simple 3 course meal.

Breakfast - Everything bagel with cream cheese, smoked salmon, red onion and capers with a tall coffee

Lunch - Chipotle burrito bowl with tortilla on the side white rice pinto beans steak hot sour cream cheese guac lettuce

Dinner - Tomahawk Ribeye Medium Rare with Loaded Mash

Room for dessert definitely so top that off with a Gotta Have It Birthday Cake Remix from Coldstone.

Flawless

>> No.10448943
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BDH's ass

>> No.10448949

>>10448943
That's a tranny lol. Huge wide shoulders, brow ridge, massive square jaw.

>> No.10448960

>>10448889
what manner of social marketing is this?

>> No.10449018

>>10446865
>$15 worth of Taco Bell
>When anon dies his corpse emits a toxic pent up cloud of ass gas
>At least traumatizes or possibly kills his executioners
Perfect plan anon

>> No.10449042

peperroni pizza, with ginger ale and lemon merringue pie for dessert

>> No.10449124

Like 50kg of bananas.

>> No.10449192

>>10448949
so?

>> No.10449604

>>10447085
this plus a beer

>> No.10449748

>>10446756
As a vegan, I would have a nice salad and possible a thick bean burger. There is no reason that the end of my life should bring about the end of anothers.

>> No.10449803

>>10446756
whatever, I just want to cook it myself

>> No.10449814

I'm requesting Kali Muscle whip me up some shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooGLzqDGd0w

>> No.10450015
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10450015

A nice greazey pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray

>>10447128
>gas chamber
That would be covered by resist poison

>> No.10450034

>>10450015
>That would be covered by resist poison
>nitrogen
>constitutes almost 80% of air
>poison
you forgot your resist asphyxiation potion

>> No.10450093

>>10449748
The cow is already dead. They're not gonna butcher one special for a deathrow inmate to enjoy some real food before he dies.

>> No.10450132

>>10446756
Guinness and a cig without the chemical in it that stops the burning

>> No.10450152

Me? I'd have crab legs.

>> No.10450159

>>10447328

t. a nigger awaiting execution

>> No.10450161

1 of every shake shack burger

>> No.10450162

Is it possible to forgo my meal and just ask for a bullet in the back of the head? Seems like a better way to go than lethal injection.

>> No.10450177

>>10446860
Texas is GOAT.

One of the few states that actually USES the death penalty. They do 2 or 3 executions a day sometimes

>> No.10450245

>>10447717
Executioner's gotta earn a living too

>> No.10450246

probably just a black coffee
also are you allowed to request the firing squad for your death? seems like the only dignified execution method

>> No.10450937
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Franklin BBQ

>> No.10451134

One double bacon cheeseburger, shoestring french fries and a large coca-cola. After that, a pack of Marlboro Reds.

>> No.10451376

>>10448723
A man of taste i see.

>> No.10451424

1 Gyros greek style
1 Schnitzel "Jäger art"
4 Duchesse Potatoes
2 Spicy Chicken wings
1 slice of "Donauwelle"
1 "Tannezäpfle" Pils Beer
1 Cigarette

>> No.10451734

Lobster Tail, good cheeseburger, 2 pieces of fried chicken, some cheese-filled ravioli and some of mum's mashed potaters. Some Carribean pickles. Ben and Jerry Cookie dough, a blunt, a glass of japanese whiskey, half a liter of Fanta. cuz im a fat shit junkie like that.

>> No.10451771

>>10450159

Is it sad that I'm white?

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>>10446756
This has always been my favorite last meal

>> No.10453229

>>10446756
A big fucking bowl of jambalaya fettuccine

>> No.10453252

>>10453229
i hope both cultures in the afterlife beat the christ out of you.

>> No.10453256

What an original thread

>> No.10453319

>>10453252
you know there are a lot of wops in south Louisiana right? it's called "pastalaya" though

>> No.10453341

>>10446865
damn, they should at least let you pay for the food yourself or let family members/charity chip in

>steak,egg,and cheese from mcdonalds
>a good bit of garlic roasted small red potatoes but with all the typical baked potato toppings on the side
>asparagus with lemon juice
>decent porterhouse steak, medium rare with a heavy sear
>bottle of Coppola Red Blend and bottle of Castilerro Del Diablo (not the best, just two that I know I like)
>yuengling 24 oz
>small pack of Walkers shortbread cookies

>> No.10453343

>>10453319
>faggotry is ok because reason
just because something exists doesn't make it right, 56%

>> No.10453350

>>10453343
take your unfunny forced meme back to /int/ along with your seething inferiority complex

>> No.10453355

Small pepperoni pizza
1 bacon rasher
1 pork sausage
some baked beans
1 slice of crisp black pudding
1 slice of roast lamb
1 slice of roast beef
Lamb madras
2 slices of mature cheddar cheese
1 gherkin
1 slice of doner kebab meat
1 chicken wing
5 chips
3 prawn cocktail crisps
one line of Cadbury's Whole Nut
5 sour skittles
1 small chocolate brownie
3 slices of Beijing roast duck
a small numb and spicy hot pot with 3 slices of fatty beef, 3 slices of mutton 3 slices of beef liver, and 3 slices of tripe, 3 slices of pig intestine and a sesame paste and minced garlic dip
2 pork and mushroom tang bao
3 pieces of red braised pork belly
3 sticks of spicy pickled carrot
3 sticks of spicy pickled radish
1 quarter pounder with cheese from McDonalds
2 braised king prawns
1/2 a cob of bbq corn
half a bottle of habanero tabasco
a large dollop of mayo
a large dollop of ketchup

>> No.10453356

Those loose spiral noodles just laying on the tray made me audibly kek out loud

>> No.10453360
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3 cups of black coffee, moderately hot
2 Sliced tomatoes
Small cup of lemon water
>>10447128
What's funny is that even the people who would be willing to hold their breath during the holocaust were shit out of luck if the einsatzkommando decided to keep them in for a few extra minutes (normally the "showers" were 12-15 minutes long, maybe the best prisoners could hold breath for 8 minutes), it would be impossible to hold your breath anyways because they were already malnourished, and cramped into the showers with tons of other prisoners moving and gasping for air. Not to mention that the gas would enter your body through your skin anyways.

>> No.10453372

>>10453355
and to drink:

1 small vodka and tonic
1/2 pint of Stella Artois
1 double generic scotch whisky
1 small glass of chilled white wine
1 glass of champagne

>> No.10453435
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>>10446756
An entire wheel of gouda and like 7 boxes of chicken in a biscuit

>> No.10453441

one dogcock, please

>> No.10454506

>>10446756
Ortolans

>> No.10454516

>>10448723
patrician

>> No.10454624
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>>10446756
1lt stabilised chlorine
15kg bag of salt
5kg dry acid
1lt phosphate remover
4kg buffer
5,000lt Water

>> No.10454647

>>10454624
And floaties

>> No.10454725

Milk steak with skittles

>> No.10454738

Greasy double bacon cheeseburger and a tray of brownies with walnuts in them

>> No.10454739

>>10454738
Wait no, double mushroom swiss. Yeah that's good.

>> No.10454831
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>>10453341
>a charity chipping in on an inmate’s last meal on death row
Yeah no. Back to /r/eddit you fucking idiot

>> No.10454887

>>10446865
>Here you go sir the 20 steam sandwiches, 5 cheesecake slices, 10 large root beer and 10 ribeye steaks you ordered, just like any normal human being would eat

>FUCKING DICKHEAD DIDN'T EAT ANY OF IT, SO FUCK THE PRISONERS, THEIR LAST MEAL IS GONNA BE IN EITHER AMOUNT OF A SHITTY MEATBALL SUB OR SOME MCCHICKENS

>> No.10455767

>>10454887
Why are you so mad? Worried about getting stocked with the needle?

>> No.10455943

>>10451771
It just means you're a hick.

>> No.10457609

>>10450937
rudy's is better and less bullshit

>> No.10457697

>>10454887
They don't even deserve a last meal, what the fuck are you bitching about

>> No.10458315

A half gallon of vodka and a .357 magnum

>> No.10458325

>>10446865
In N Out in that case

>> No.10458389

>>10446756
A kilogram of grilled lamb chops.

>> No.10458644

>>10448949
Good, tranny ass tastes the best.

>> No.10458716

My mommy's Caldo de Pollo

>> No.10458729

Olive gardens unlimited breadsticks

>> No.10458734

100 chicken mcnuggets

10 Large mcdonalds fries

3 liters of dr.pepper

>> No.10459327

>>10446756
>12 eggs over easy
>2 slabs of bacon
>Half a loaf of toast
>Biscuits and gravy
>Fried tomatoes
>Hock of ham
>Coffee
>OJ
>Milk

>> No.10459335

>Request death by firing squad
>Request 10 hand grenades for my last meal
>Run around like a mad man when they try to shoot me
You fuckers better have good aim, or we're all leaving with more shrapnel than we came with.

>> No.10459425

large vegelovers with chicken, cheesey crust
bbq meatlovers, deep dish
12 wings
ranch sauce
ice cold coke
chocolate fudge icecream + strawberry compote

>> No.10459456
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>>10447019
>Rostbiff på smörgåstårtan

>> No.10459461

>>10446756
Anything my mom cooks that day

>> No.10459463

>>10458734
Are you planning to kill yourself before the executioners can do it

>> No.10459483

>>10446756
>You've been sentenced to death. What's your last meal?

1 Large Dominos brooklyn pepperoni pizza with a 1 liter jug of chocolate milk.
I'd also like to request firing squad since I'm like 90% positive electrocution and lethal injection are both painful, not immediate, and horrifying.

>> No.10459674

a large english cucumber, a cup of extra virgin olive oil, and some privacy for god's sake

>> No.10460087

>>10446865
In case anyone is curious what this $400 worth of food was like...

>In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover's pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers.

>> No.10460095
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This.

>> No.10460131

>>10453229
never knew this existed until today

>> No.10460241

>>10459335
>death by firing squad
>run around
>hand grenades for food
You're fucking retarded.

>> No.10460325

A small plate of gnocchi bolognese followed by freshly made pumpkin-stuffed ravioli smothered in a traditional autumn butter sauce. And for dessert, on of my mom’s meatballs.

>> No.10460336

>>10446756
Marshmallow fluff and peanut butter on white bread sandwiches with a pitcher of strawberry quik on crushed ice.

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>>10459456
>Känslan när man inte gillar räkor

>> No.10460770

>>10446756
That'd be a funny idea for a restaurant, The Last Meal. The decor, cutlery, everything would be prison-like. The staff are guards. You leave via a choice of different execution methods.

>> No.10461951

>>10453360
shshshshhhhhhh

Just believe

>> No.10462082

The key to the cell

>> No.10462322

>>10457697

Stop being a nigger and act like you come from a cultural tradition worth a shit, faggot. Death deserves dignity. No qualifiers, no asterisks. Shame on you.

>> No.10462333

>>10453360
Dude. The holocaust did not happen. Wake the fuck up.

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>>10453227
>168 counts of murder
Jesus Christ

>> No.10462523

>>10462478
He's the Oklahoma City bomber.

>> No.10462547

something shit so i'm glad to die

>> No.10462577

>>10446756
The unoriginal cunt who keeps coming up with these tired threads...

>> No.10462690

>>10462577
Says the unoriginal cunt complaining about tired threads instead of making a better one

>> No.10462705

a poutine from that one place i worked at that used home fries covered in dill for their poutine, and used an unpretentious gravy without any fucking maple syrup or curry or other bullshit in it

>>10453227
>2 pints
that;s a lot

>> No.10462723

ive heard that "last meal" stuff is a meme and these days most prisons have nice things prepared for it but you're basically given a menu like in a hospital, not asked for your dream meal that youre not even gonna finish

>>10459335
thats not how hand grenades work

>> No.10462738

>>10459483
the chair is gone in most places and lethal injection is basically making you OD on anisthetic

idk how you could think getting shot would be fine but getting fed too many horse tranquilizers will hurt, it was actually a big problem in france for a time that the firing squad literally doesnt work and the executioners' commander would have to go kill the guy for good with a fucking axe or a hammer or some shit because the normal "humane but badass" methods dont actually work half the time

>> No.10462745

>>10462690
>getting defensive about your shitty thread