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10444597 No.10444597 [Reply] [Original]

>No webm thread
There must always be a webm thread.

>> No.10444600
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>> No.10444609

>/ck/ webm thread
/ck/ repost thread

>> No.10444613
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Brit here, tell me Americans don't actually eat like this. We may not have freedom of speech but at least we have our dignity.

>> No.10444627

It's a London restaurant

>> No.10444633

>t. eats fries and ketchup on a sandwich

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>> No.10444668

Why the fuck does Jack always do that open arm stance after he tries something he makes?

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>> No.10444741

>cow rice

>looks super delicious notwithstanding

>> No.10444748

>someone made this thinking it was funny
i hate you for posting this.

>> No.10444757

Screw you, reporting you for hate speech to the authorities, how dare you say we don't have freedom of speech. God save the Queen!

>> No.10444872

I used to make homemade pizza rolls using that dough and cheese then Id dip it in pizza sauce. Was pretty fuckin delicious not gonna lie but also pretty calorie dense.

>> No.10444913

they should have poured the cheese on before the top bun. that just looks nasty...

>> No.10444951

i love how upset you are

>> No.10444995

ps kys faggot

>> No.10445022

S.... H O W???????

>> No.10445045

im gonna fucking puke, holy shit

>> No.10445060

>Big-ass ugly ring
Yep it's another Jack video.

>> No.10445072

It's a "wa-la" type of deal, like he just proved to himself his hard work definitely paid off.

>> No.10445078

>This fucking slop

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>> No.10445490

The bullshit makes the recipe memorable

>> No.10445502
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>There must always be a webm thread.

>> No.10445636


>Jesus christ Favreau it's a fucking grilled cheese

Happy grilled meme day internet

>> No.10446635

>Those nails
Just goes to show that you can change your gender but not your shit taste.

>> No.10446652

I'm kind of angry

>> No.10446809

>non-newtonian fluids

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>> No.10446861

>that one guy who shows up whenever that webm is posted to let us all know he remembers one thing everybody learned in the 3rd grade like he's proud of it.

>> No.10446918

You need to go back

>> No.10446933

it's not funny at all love it all you want

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>> No.10447174


Mexican lasagna?

>> No.10447180

>but at least we have our dignity.
Not really, gov'na

>> No.10447207

I liked this one desu

>> No.10447212

Top kek! Best in thread
Redit won't understand

>> No.10447237

Newton please go

>> No.10447244

How get out no break eggs?

>> No.10447246

I think there is a trap door

>> No.10447278

looks good

>> No.10447283

Where in the fuck are the eggs?!!!!

>> No.10447289

not sure what im looking at... but this guys technique is poor. It's like he can't control his hands...just look at the way he holds the utensil.

>> No.10447372

Ik vind pindakaas met hagelslag niet zo lekker

>> No.10447411

shouldnt his mouth be wide open?

>> No.10447659

I-is that chocolate??

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>> No.10447989

>being suck a betacuck you buy an extra sandwich so when the office bull takes yours you still have one

>> No.10447991

I thought he would pull out an AK15 and virginia tech the place
close call there, desu

>> No.10448288

>Burn in Hell, Eternity

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>> No.10448432

>that soyboy

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>> No.10448540

>egg as the bread
>bread as the egg

>> No.10448550

what the fuck? that's the stupidest way of cooking an egg... sandwich(?) i dunno even what to call it's so damn retarded, fuck this assclown

>> No.10448565

haha that is a lot of eggs

>> No.10448601

The best part of that webm being posted is that all you insecure retards come out of the woodwork to talk about how much you hate reddit.

>> No.10448637

You probably didnt understand the humor in the webm. Everyone finds different things funny relax

>> No.10448681
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>> No.10448724

I don't know why all the videos of food stalls from India are so disgusting to me, maybe it's the dirty shitholes they cook in or the nasty bugs and diseased people walking around, but the fucking towers of eggs and egg dishes they serve are the most god awful disgusting vomit inducing "food items" i have ever seen. Yucky!

>> No.10448756

>FUCK those shells

>> No.10448763

Those eggs look uncomfortable.

>> No.10448778

Is that dude wearing a leather shirt?

>> No.10448833

>virgin tanktop spic vs chad leather pajeet

>> No.10448918

Look at the disregard he has for his eggs, the way he mops up the stale, old egg from previous sandwiches with your over-buttered roll. This man is no king, he is a tyrant.

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>you will never have this much white priveledge

>> No.10448934

That's a lot of oil...

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>chicken little alternate ending
>future generations, beaten
>dead chicken with old milk

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>> No.10449166

looks comfy

>> No.10449196


Dude what the fuck

>> No.10449220

hello, fellow /lit/izen

>> No.10449226

i usually hate these things but this was pretty creative

>> No.10449230

Dogfish Egg.

Off-centered eggs for off-centered people.

>> No.10449250

fuckin saved, this was incredible

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>> No.10449264

what's this guy's name again?

I'm pretty sure I'm subscribed to him but can't find him

>> No.10449265
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>Moldy chopping board

>> No.10449268

choking with zack

>> No.10449275

Why do people record pajeets cooking nasty looking street food? I bet pajeet just wants to be left alone instead of being treated like a museum exhibit by some SWPL type.

>> No.10449290

Would you guys eat with the spoon he gave?

>> No.10449291

If done properly this would be really good.

>> No.10449317


for those wishing for death

>> No.10449336


>> No.10449350

>i won't put that part on the video
>ends up putting it
not only he is a shitty cook but also a shitty son.

>> No.10449385

the sammich is inside out

>> No.10449423

the Netherlands are the definition of culinary autism

>> No.10449426


>> No.10449438

I was all tits until she used the rough side of the sponge for the knive

the meme of women staying in the kitchen has become quite ironic

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>> No.10449454

>dirty AF
fuck this nigger

>> No.10449464

>niet AH basic

>> No.10449472

First, I think they would prefer not to be called pajeet.

>Why do people record pajeets
They'd also prefer if you didn't make a distinction between them and people.

>treated like a museum exhibit by some SWPL type.
What if I told you it was recorded by another indian? Because it was.
They have recorders too you know, and internet, and the same social media. They're not some wild tribe far inferior from the west, desperately in need of your SJW protection from fellow "actual people".

Maybe check your own deep rooted prejudices first?

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I want to find the Reddit cunt who made this and cut him with a knife.

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Holy shit stop anon I can't breathe anymore

>> No.10449502

Every time I see this one I get nervous

>> No.10449550
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I prefer the rainbow ones. It's my way of supporting the gay community.
Then I don't have to feel bad about the ones getting thrown off roofs in the Middle East; I've done my part.

>> No.10449574

jack is trolling us all

no way someone can be this retarded for real

>> No.10449576

>I prefer the rainbow ones. It's my way of supporting the gay community.
maybe you should shove them up your butthole

>> No.10449581

this is the embodiment of reddit's humor

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>> No.10449599

dude, that's stealing, yo

>> No.10449600

>what is satire?

>> No.10449603

It reminds of the time I sliced opened my hand doing that. Good times.

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>all the egg kangz are poo in loos
What did they mean by this?

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Lost my shit at the butter sled

>> No.10449612


what are they?

>> No.10449613

These eggs look like they are missing the yolk

>> No.10449634

Very noice

>> No.10449647

>I was all tits until she used the rough side of the sponge for the knive
What's wrong with that?

>> No.10449650

>Bukake burger
Fucking why?

>> No.10449661

Those look like mice

>> No.10449668
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Does anyone have more of these pretentious mixed drink webms?

>> No.10449689

This stops being clever so quickly. Just make the damn food.

>> No.10449737

even soyboys are bull relative to asians

>> No.10449741

>alive, moving mice

how are they not running all over the place?

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>> No.10449757

they're drunk

>> No.10449938

Does she have autism?

>> No.10449954

It looks good on her.
Girls with a little autism are cute. Guys are just obnoxious.

>> No.10449963

Your non-newtonian fluids, madam

>> No.10449976
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>that butter slide

>> No.10450000

Chef is such a good film

>> No.10450054

This doesn't look nearly as good as the one the Egg God makes. Also this egg pleb has no style.

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>defending his boyfriend's honor

>> No.10450279

holy kek you got me

>> No.10450287

Christ imagine trying to upsell the eating of actual vermin.

>> No.10450311

Why fry it if you are going to another it in sauce? It literally makes it lose all crunch which is the only point of frying it in the first place. You could get the same flavor if youbjust baked it. Seriously fucking stupid.

>> No.10450350

>the meme of women staying in the kitchen has become quite ironic
I don't see the problem when they're the ones having to use the blunt knife. It's probably better that way too. If she ever comes at you with it, you don't have to worry as much.

>> No.10450409

no, it's The Best Gourmet Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste

>> No.10450438

This is kind of funny even if it's reddit humor. Fight me faggots

>> No.10450451

I don't care much for that webm, but I've come hate the reddit obsessed spergs so much I may even help you out.

>> No.10450469

When and where?

>> No.10450478
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>self greasing butter ramp

>> No.10450530

Way to completely ruin the whole fucking point of a sandwich.
Props for chopping with that tiny knife and not throwing it in a fit of rage like I would have. I can't fucking imagine having to work with that piece of shit instead of a decent chef's knife or Chinese cleaver. All damn day.

>> No.10450532

Are you retarded? She looks like a nigger.

>> No.10450538
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How does it make us insecure that we think this kind of humour is cringy?

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You only speak for yourself faggot. I for one think it's amusing.

>> No.10450572

Anyone watching this the first time will think he's using an old rag to begin with. But no; it's the bread he'll be serving you moments later. Bon appetit!
The asshole even has the audacity to showboat while making this sloppy egg sangewedge, like he thinks he's hot shit.
The Sultry King is a modest man who knows he's an egg sangewedge maker, not a rockstar, and he has the decorum befitting of his position. A down-to-earth man of the people who concentrates on feeding his costumer rather than dancing about like a whorish freshman girl who's got herself way too drunk at the bar and is now trying to make a man, any man, take her home and fuck her. That's your "king", >>10448681 : a drunk whore flailing her arms and legs for attention and cock.

>> No.10450576

She's doing it on purpose

>> No.10450587

>using a used steel spoon in this shithole
d r o p p e d

>> No.10450607

>lemme grab a burger, bro

>> No.10450632

>leather pajeet
>wearing leather in a country where cows are sacred
Just another way this slob is disrespectful to his clientele.

>> No.10450642

It's silk you dope, like you'd expect from a king.

>> No.10450658

>buying a new steel spoon after one use
What's wrong with you?

>> No.10450698

>Rube (((Goldberg)))
Nice one, though. Digging that butter slide.

>> No.10450723

I don't get it. Do you think that's enough to dull the knife?
I cringed a little when she turned the knife over since it comes with a risk of injury that's that about it.

>> No.10450733

>When you kindly try to stop your Asian colleague from appropriating your cuisine be he keeps going

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why is this triggering people so hard?

>> No.10450778

The raccoon paws are what makes it funny

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>> No.10450818

It would be cute if there was only one silly name.

>> No.10450824

judging by their color, docility, and hairlessness
mole babies

>> No.10450838

>your workplace under communism

>> No.10450842

Not cruel enough. It's harder to discern between chocolate M&Ms and Skittles rather than Peanut M&Ms.

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>> No.10450879

>watching this clip
>"God Jack is gross"
>Look at other monitor
>Look back
>whole container of cool whip
Jesus fucking christ

>> No.10450881

same could be said about you, fatfuck

>> No.10450902

I speak for myself and the other people who think it's cringy when I ask why your boyfriend up there thinks it makes us insecure that we don't like your faggy Reddit antics.

>> No.10450967

This is high french cuisine in 2023

>> No.10450988
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Never gonna forget the first time I ate skittles.
>be in gas station
>oh, look, that other M&Ms brand that americans like
>don't read the package
>buy it
>put in my mouth expecting chocolate
>sour fruit taste

>> No.10451011

Imagine Anderson SIlva before he became Dhalsim doing a roundhouse kick on one of those pallets

>> No.10451012

Which video is this? What's that thing he's doing?

>> No.10451039

Candy chicken.

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>people are eating food

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>> No.10451124

My only exposure to Jack is through these webms. I have to ask: is he capable of actually cooking anything? I've only ever seen him assault the concept of food prep.

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Sometimes, but usually with foods he's already very familiar with.

>> No.10451199

General Tso's Chicken

>> No.10451291

webm theme

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>hansel & gretel gps

>> No.10451430

>post some thing incredibly retard thinking its funny
>huur duur why do people think its retarded and not funny

>> No.10451467

>they both suck the same popsicle
no wonder niggers get aids more than any other species

>> No.10451476

god i hate this man

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>> No.10451494
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its my mama's recipe

>> No.10451503

imagine if he took bites instead putting the whole thing in his mouth

>> No.10451509

what is it

>> No.10451513

wtf this kentrucky fried nigga shakin drinks for

>> No.10451518

that's meat fruit, anon

>> No.10451523

That garlic and onion wasn't even remotely fried. Also too much garlic.

Breading the chicken was pointless not to mention it was missing an entire step.

>> No.10452084

I get what it was trying to do, and I don't even dislike favreau's movies, but knowing that he basically payed scarlet johansson to sit there and watch him pretend to cook and then mime an orgasm while eating the pretend food he pretend made just seemed masturbatory to the point of unenjoyability

>> No.10452087

it was a little funny

>> No.10452162
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how do you like your eggs, /ck/?

>> No.10452221

why didn't they lay down some rocks or just bury the egg as is with the shell?

why do white people fall for shit like this just to feel cultured?

>> No.10452231

I'd assume it's a really pretentious way of serving Foie Gras.

>> No.10452256

>This is your brain on Maoism

>> No.10452296

Wakanda looks a little different irl

>> No.10452346


I just blurted "fuck off" out loud at that creation.

t. Yorkshireman

>> No.10452358

I assume they try to salvage the the eggshell to store honey, some tree syrup or ferment some fruits.

But still, there has to be a better way to cook the egg than bury it in the fucking sand. I wonder if they would be open to use a cast iron skillet if given to them.

>> No.10452469

bread magical appears out of somewhere

>> No.10452474
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I've seen the full video

them niggas had pots and shit hanging around in the background

seemed more like they were trolling this white boy who felt like he was getting the "whole authentic experience"

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>man visits Africans
>Animal Planet

>> No.10452612

But they're not in a tortilla

>> No.10452626

don't worry, the baby broke its fall

>> No.10452632

How is it that the chinese in particular keep inventing more and more fucked up ways to fuck with animals

>> No.10452648

Salmonella incarnate

>> No.10452654

americans always be eating beesed churger

>> No.10452655

this is how walruses are fed antibiotics

>> No.10452669

isnt that the shit the french make by torturing geese

>> No.10452739

even better

>> No.10452788

Well now they're also torturing oranges to make it too.

>> No.10452828

Do americans really?

>> No.10452832

>looking genuinely lost on purpose knowing that tens of millions will see this

>> No.10452845

someone please upload the video where the guy is preparing some dough and ignores the millions of bees swarming around him

>> No.10452859

asians were a mistake

>> No.10452921
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>wanting cake with the probability of a chandelier gashing your head

>> No.10452959

an orange

>> No.10452969

Racemixing is a mistake

>> No.10452977

Foie gras parfait encased in gelatine shell

>> No.10452999

this is retarded. you're supposed to mix in plain m&ms, because they're closer in size to the skittles. the peanut ones are too obviously different.

>> No.10453011

china tender

>> No.10453051

blunt knives are arguably more dangerous. they dont cut so easily and the injuries are harder to stitch

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>> No.10453110

I'd eat it, it probably taste pretty good.

>> No.10453209

and those tens of millions of ppl will see how quirky and down to earth she is! lrn2PR u dummy

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>> No.10453386

it would actually be impressive if she actually flipped them on the first try.

>> No.10453401

So this is that reddit "humor" I've heard so much about. I have no desire to see it ever again.

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>someone spent at least a hundred dollars to make this stupid shit

>> No.10453430

Why don't they make a casting like a waffle-maker instead of flipping each ball?

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>> No.10453508
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>all the anons raging and calling this reddit

Do you guys not remember when these were getting posted pretty frequently?

>> No.10453530

>not recognizing How2Basic
>calling it reddit

You people are fucking obsessed

>> No.10453556

This is how whyp*po felt when they schools got desegrigated. Taste my rainbow penis, white boi.

>> No.10453562

Webm of your mom slurping my big boy sperm.

>> No.10453569

I don't give a shit what "how2faggot" is. That video was fucking stupid.

>> No.10453584

if ur black why wouldnt you be the candy that has chocolate? this miscalculation is actually a pretty good indication that you actually are a darkie

>> No.10453601

R u retarded or do u just have aspergers

>> No.10453636

>Not Hitomi-chan

>> No.10453639

>He recognizes non /ck/-related youtubers
Back to your containment board, either /tv/ or /v/

>> No.10453855

This is one of the gayest things I've ever watched and I literally masturbate to men jacking off at least 5-6 times a week.

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>there are "people" who think this is funny

>> No.10454100

go away please

>> No.10454206
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>> No.10454216

I want to cut their stomach and lay it out on the table, that'd be funny.
Fucking animals dead for this, just abbhorent.

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>> No.10454236

Stop posting this retarded shit.
HowToBasic was funny for MAYBE five minutes. Now it's just a faggot wasting food.

>> No.10454240

It's an extreme perversion of Buddhist values. Basically "Violence is not really violence it's just the universe moving and life is suffering so I'm actually doing these animals a favor, they are just a helpless meat puppet like me"

This is long but it's a good explanation of where Buddhism goes wrong.

>> No.10454241

Tell me how smashing food is funny, that'd explain my toddler's habits.

>> No.10454249

i find it funny and there's nothing you can do about it

in future webm threads i will post again

because i like it

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>> No.10454254

Well we're doing them a service, even now with farming we try to find ways to kill them as humane as possible.
Imagine choosing dying because of painless hunter headshot or being mauled and eaten alive by some predator.

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>> No.10454258

That's basically the logic.
Also in Theravada Buddhism it's okay to buy meat from the grocer because you "didn't know" it was killed and it wasn't killed specifically for you.

Western people exalt Buddhism as this advanced and ethical religion but in a lot of ways it's just as retarded as Christianity.

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>> No.10454280

That actually looks pretty tasty.

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>> No.10454293

From which of Kays videos is this? I wanna know what this ends up as.

>> No.10454299

That's awful even for jack's standards.

>> No.10454302

meant this one

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>> No.10454341

do they do porn?

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>> No.10454356

Why put the berries in water before freezing them? Why not just put frozen berries by themselves in a drink?

>> No.10454365

berries aren't very effective at cooling beverages tbf, you'd need a lot of them.

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>> No.10454387

This would be better with regular breadcrumbs or panko

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>> No.10454392

Because cheesepuffs are nasty and overspiced.

>> No.10454398

I see. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

>> No.10454404

i remember doing this in highschool biology class, only we had lactate in the beads to then make lactose free milk, for your teachers cat

you dont need the 'mill' a dropper will do the job, they'll be less even in shape but a hell of a lot cheaper

>> No.10454407

Yeah, times change.

>> No.10454416

This looks dry as fuck

>> No.10454431

we grew up

>> No.10454436

>we grew up
>zero punctuation or capitalization
You certainly didn't.

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All these "muh sekrit club" reddit obsessed imbeciles are just a bunch of kids who misclicked /b/ or /r9k/. I don't know why they stick around, probably because they get more (you)'s here with their stupid shit.

>> No.10454468

>I was all tits until she used the rough side of the sponge for the knive
its fine as long as you're only using it on the flat of the blade

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>> No.10454498

eggs are cheap peasant food

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and a jack to take the thread to the bump limit

>> No.10454562

Yeah that was like 10 years ago when we were all in high school and middle school. We're adults now.

>> No.10454568

...whining about reddit all day long.

>> No.10454593


poo in the loo

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>> No.10454619

Are the Chinese even human?

>> No.10454627

at least it is inside you fucking animal.

>> No.10454633

>can barely finish chewing before putting another one in his mouth

can you imagine being a PETA activist in China? what a fucking struggle

>> No.10454639

We eat those too.

>> No.10454657

In Germany we have chocolate plates for exactly that purpose. A bun with butter and Eszett Schnitten, very nice.

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>> No.10454684

mineral suppliments

>> No.10454711

Yeah, inside your PANTS

>> No.10454735

Hurr duur Im a rispownsible now, I show dem who a adult is.


That'll sho dem.

>> No.10454832

Recently it was discovered they are more similar to a subspecies of insects.

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>prefer if you didn't make a distinction between them and people.
>They're not some wild tribe far inferior from the west

>> No.10454841

No, I never liked that stupid shit. Not everyone is as brain damaged as you.

>> No.10454858

t. reddit

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>> No.10454918

at first it looks beautiful, but then reality hits.

>> No.10454923

Don't forget they're writing all your software now. They know what you write, where you are, and what you are doing. They also have a lot of poo to spare.

>> No.10454930

you look like you drink a gallon of soy per day

>> No.10454932

i just want my drink

>> No.10454953

>I'm an adult

>> No.10455094

leave stamper alone

>> No.10455158

I'd figure reptiles, or snakes

>> No.10455221

You brits dont have jack shit, youll probably need a cooking permit to even use r-rated knives. Let me tell you how much dignity is left in England appart from the sandnigger wave, ZERO

>> No.10455462

So when the video started I though he was cracking a small hole in the top as is normal for cooking an egg in embers.

This is how I do it with duck eggs while camping, crack a small hole in top and put embers around the egg then about 30-40 minutes later received a hard "boiled" egg.

Why they fucking mix it with sand I have no fucking idea.

>> No.10455622

Pleb taste

>> No.10455657
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>love cheese but lactose intolerant
>mfw cheese is in fucking everything and no matter where i go i'm a single poor decision away from waking up in the middle of the night bloated with horrible gas pains.

>> No.10455721

Is it true you guys can eat aged cheeses okay?

>> No.10455754

chickens died for that

>> No.10455766

have not specifically tried any aged cheese in a long time but in moderation everything is fine. little bit of cheese on a meal is fine. straight cheese melted or not in heavier quantities is really bad. milk in any form is the worst.

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it's funny, it's just the jump cut heavy, buzzfeed-esque presentation that makes it "reddit"
their newfag insecurity is sad

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