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>No webm threadThere must always be a webm thread.
>/ck/ webm thread/ck/ repost thread
>>10444597Brit here, tell me Americans don't actually eat like this. We may not have freedom of speech but at least we have our dignity.
>>10444613It's a London restaurant
>>10444613>t. eats fries and ketchup on a sandwich
>>10444646Why the fuck does Jack always do that open arm stance after he tries something he makes?
>>10444722>cow riceFUCK OFF>looks super delicious notwithstanding
>>10444722>someone made this thinking it was funnyi hate you for posting this.
>>10444613Screw you, reporting you for hate speech to the authorities, how dare you say we don't have freedom of speech. God save the Queen!
>>10444729I used to make homemade pizza rolls using that dough and cheese then Id dip it in pizza sauce. Was pretty fuckin delicious not gonna lie but also pretty calorie dense.
>>10444597they should have poured the cheese on before the top bun. that just looks nasty...
>>10444741>>10444748i love how upset you are
>>10444722HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUNNNNNNYYYYps kys faggot
E G G SGGS.... H O W???????
>>10444597im gonna fucking puke, holy shit
>>10444600>Big-ass ugly ringYep it's another Jack video.
>>10444668It's a "wa-la" type of deal, like he just proved to himself his hard work definitely paid off.
>>10444646>This fucking slopDisgusting
>>10444597HOW DOES HE GET OUT OF THERE WITHOUT BREAKING ALL THE EGGS
>>10444722The bullshit makes the recipe memorable
>>10444597>There must always be a webm thread.
>>10444613>Jesus christ Favreau it's a fucking grilled cheeseHappy grilled meme day internet
>>10444641>Jack>Those nailsJust goes to show that you can change your gender but not your shit taste.
>>10444597I'm kind of angry
>>10446809>that one guy who shows up whenever that webm is posted to let us all know he remembers one thing everybody learned in the 3rd grade like he's proud of it.
>>10444722You need to go back
>>10444951it's not funny at all love it all you want
>>10444613>but at least we have our dignity.Not really, gov'na
>>10444729I liked this one desu
>>10444722Top kek! Best in thread Redit won't understand
>>10446861Newton please go
>>10444597How get out no break eggs?
>>10445022I think there is a trap door
Where in the fuck are the eggs?!!!!
>>10444600not sure what im looking at... but this guys technique is poor. It's like he can't control his hands...just look at the way he holds the utensil.
>>10446952Ik vind pindakaas met hagelslag niet zo lekker
>>10446940shouldnt his mouth be wide open?
>>10444655I-is that chocolate??
>>10444597WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT?!
>>10447906>being suck a betacuck you buy an extra sandwich so when the office bull takes yours you still have one
>>10447906I thought he would pull out an AK15 and virginia tech the placeclose call there, desu
>>10444722>Burn in Hell, Eternityheh
>>10448375>egg as the bread>bread as the egg?
>>10448375what the fuck? that's the stupidest way of cooking an egg... sandwich(?) i dunno even what to call it's so damn retarded, fuck this assclown
>>10448375haha that is a lot of eggs
>>10447212The best part of that webm being posted is that all you insecure retards come out of the woodwork to talk about how much you hate reddit.
>>10448601You probably didnt understand the humor in the webm. Everyone finds different things funny relax
>>10444597I don't know why all the videos of food stalls from India are so disgusting to me, maybe it's the dirty shitholes they cook in or the nasty bugs and diseased people walking around, but the fucking towers of eggs and egg dishes they serve are the most god awful disgusting vomit inducing "food items" i have ever seen. Yucky!
>>10448681>FUCK those shells
>>10448681Those eggs look uncomfortable.
>>10448681Is that dude wearing a leather shirt?
>>10448778>virgin tanktop spic vs chad leather pajeet
>>10448681Look at the disregard he has for his eggs, the way he mops up the stale, old egg from previous sandwiches with your over-buttered roll. This man is no king, he is a tyrant.
>>10447906>you will never have this much white priveledge
>>10448681That's a lot of oil...
>>10444722>chicken little alternate ending>future generations, beaten>dead chicken with old milk
>>10449142Dude what the fuck
>>10447984hello, fellow /lit/izen
>>10449116i usually hate these things but this was pretty creative
>>10448550>>10448540>>10448426>>10448487>>10448565Dogfish Egg.Off-centered eggs for off-centered people.
>>10449116fuckin saved, this was incredible
>>10444646what's this guy's name again?I'm pretty sure I'm subscribed to him but can't find him
>>10448375>Moldy chopping board
>>10449264choking with zack
>>10448375Why do people record pajeets cooking nasty looking street food? I bet pajeet just wants to be left alone instead of being treated like a museum exhibit by some SWPL type.
>>10448375Would you guys eat with the spoon he gave?
>>10448681If done properly this would be really good.
>>10444675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YMfor those wishing for death
>>10449317>i won't put that part on the video>ends up putting it not only he is a shitty cook but also a shitty son.
>>10448375the sammich is inside out
>>10446952the Netherlands are the definition of culinary autism
>>10449116LAPTOP DOWN! LAPTOP DOWN!
>>10449163I was all tits until she used the rough side of the sponge for the knivethe meme of women staying in the kitchen has become quite ironic
>>10448681>messy>sloppy>dirty AFfuck this nigger
>>10446952>niet AH basic
>>10449275First, I think they would prefer not to be called pajeet.>Why do people record pajeetsThey'd also prefer if you didn't make a distinction between them and people.>treated like a museum exhibit by some SWPL type.What if I told you it was recorded by another indian? Because it was.They have recorders too you know, and internet, and the same social media. They're not some wild tribe far inferior from the west, desperately in need of your SJW protection from fellow "actual people".Maybe check your own deep rooted prejudices first?
>>10444722I want to find the Reddit cunt who made this and cut him with a knife.
>>10449472Holy shit stop anon I can't breathe anymore
>>10449487Every time I see this one I get nervous
>>10446952I prefer the rainbow ones. It's my way of supporting the gay community.Then I don't have to feel bad about the ones getting thrown off roofs in the Middle East; I've done my part.
>>10449255jack is trolling us allno way someone can be this retarded for real
>>10449550>I prefer the rainbow ones. It's my way of supporting the gay community.maybe you should shove them up your butthole
>>10444722this is the embodiment of reddit's humor
>>10447906dude, that's stealing, yo
>>10449574>what is satire?
>>10449502It reminds of the time I sliced opened my hand doing that. Good times.
>all the egg kangz are poo in loosWhat did they mean by this?
>>10449116Lost my shit at the butter sled
>>10449142what are they?
>>10448375These eggs look like they are missing the yolk
>>10449438>I was all tits until she used the rough side of the sponge for the kniveWhat's wrong with that?
>>10444597>Bukake burgerFucking why?
>>10449612Those look like mice>hopetofuckingfavreautheyrenot.png
Does anyone have more of these pretentious mixed drink webms?
>>10444722This stops being clever so quickly. Just make the damn food.
>>10448432even soyboys are bull relative to asians
>>10449142>alive, moving micehow are they not running all over the place?
>>10449550Does she have autism?
>>10449938It looks good on her.Girls with a little autism are cute. Guys are just obnoxious.
>>10444646>DoleYour non-newtonian fluids, madam
>>10449116>that butter slide
>>10444613Chef is such a good film
>>10448375This doesn't look nearly as good as the one the Egg God makes. Also this egg pleb has no style.
>>10450054>defending his boyfriend's honor
>>10449963holy kek you got me
>>10449142Christ imagine trying to upsell the eating of actual vermin.
>>10444675Why fry it if you are going to another it in sauce? It literally makes it lose all crunch which is the only point of frying it in the first place. You could get the same flavor if youbjust baked it. Seriously fucking stupid.
>>10449438>the meme of women staying in the kitchen has become quite ironicI don't see the problem when they're the ones having to use the blunt knife. It's probably better that way too. If she ever comes at you with it, you don't have to worry as much.
>>10447659no, it's The Best Gourmet Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste
>>10444722This is kind of funny even if it's reddit humor. Fight me faggots
>>10450438I don't care much for that webm, but I've come hate the reddit obsessed spergs so much I may even help you out.
>>10450438When and where?
>>10449116>self greasing butter rampAmazing
>>10448375Way to completely ruin the whole fucking point of a sandwich.Props for chopping with that tiny knife and not throwing it in a fit of rage like I would have. I can't fucking imagine having to work with that piece of shit instead of a decent chef's knife or Chinese cleaver. All damn day.
>>10449954Are you retarded? She looks like a nigger.
>>10448601How does it make us insecure that we think this kind of humour is cringy?
>>10450538>weYou only speak for yourself faggot. I for one think it's amusing.
>>10448681Anyone watching this the first time will think he's using an old rag to begin with. But no; it's the bread he'll be serving you moments later. Bon appetit!The asshole even has the audacity to showboat while making this sloppy egg sangewedge, like he thinks he's hot shit.The Sultry King is a modest man who knows he's an egg sangewedge maker, not a rockstar, and he has the decorum befitting of his position. A down-to-earth man of the people who concentrates on feeding his costumer rather than dancing about like a whorish freshman girl who's got herself way too drunk at the bar and is now trying to make a man, any man, take her home and fuck her. That's your "king", >>10448681 : a drunk whore flailing her arms and legs for attention and cock.
>>10449938She's doing it on purpose
>>10448375>using a used steel spoon in this shitholed r o p p e d
>>10447906>lemme grab a burger, bro
>>10448833>leather pajeet>wearing leather in a country where cows are sacredJust another way this slob is disrespectful to his clientele.
>>10448778>>10450632It's silk you dope, like you'd expect from a king.
>>10450587>buying a new steel spoon after one useWhat's wrong with you?
>>10449116>>10449116>Rube (((Goldberg)))Nice one, though. Digging that butter slide.
>>10449438I don't get it. Do you think that's enough to dull the knife?I cringed a little when she turned the knife over since it comes with a risk of injury that's that about it.
>>10447906>When you kindly try to stop your Asian colleague from appropriating your cuisine be he keeps going
>>10444722why is this triggering people so hard?
>>10447207The raccoon paws are what makes it funny
>>10444722It would be cute if there was only one silly name.
>>10449612judging by their color, docility, and hairlessnessmole babieshttps://www.google.ca/search?safe=active&tbm=isch&q=baby+mole&cad=h
>>10447906>your workplace under communism
>>10449591Not cruel enough. It's harder to discern between chocolate M&Ms and Skittles rather than Peanut M&Ms.
>>10444646>watching this clip>"God Jack is gross">Look at other monitor>Look back>whole container of cool whipJesus fucking christ
>>10449741same could be said about you, fatfuck
>>10450571I speak for myself and the other people who think it's cringy when I ask why your boyfriend up there thinks it makes us insecure that we don't like your faggy Reddit antics.
>>10448375This is high french cuisine in 2023
>>10449591Never gonna forget the first time I ate skittles.>be in gas station>oh, look, that other M&Ms brand that americans like>don't read the package>buy it>put in my mouth expecting chocolate>sour fruit taste
>>10450806Imagine Anderson SIlva before he became Dhalsim doing a roundhouse kick on one of those pallets
>>10444600Which video is this? What's that thing he's doing?
>>10450838>communism>people are eating food
>>10444600My only exposure to Jack is through these webms. I have to ask: is he capable of actually cooking anything? I've only ever seen him assault the concept of food prep.
>>10451124Sometimes, but usually with foods he's already very familiar with.
>>10451012General Tso's Chicken
>>10444722>hansel & gretel gps
>>10450742>post some thing incredibly retard thinking its funny>huur duur why do people think its retarded and not funny
>>10450538>they both suck the same popsicleno wonder niggers get aids more than any other species
>>10449452>revlongod i hate this man
>>10449612its my mama's recipe
>>10449142imagine if he took bites instead putting the whole thing in his mouth
>>10451480what is it
>>10449668wtf this kentrucky fried nigga shakin drinks for
>>10451509that's meat fruit, anon
>>10444722That garlic and onion wasn't even remotely fried. Also too much garlic.Breading the chicken was pointless not to mention it was missing an entire step.
>>10450000I get what it was trying to do, and I don't even dislike favreau's movies, but knowing that he basically payed scarlet johansson to sit there and watch him pretend to cook and then mime an orgasm while eating the pretend food he pretend made just seemed masturbatory to the point of unenjoyability
>>10451430it was a little funny
how do you like your eggs, /ck/?
>>10452162why didn't they lay down some rocks or just bury the egg as is with the shell?why do white people fall for shit like this just to feel cultured?
>>10451509I'd assume it's a really pretentious way of serving Foie Gras.
>>10449142>This is your brain on Maoism
>>10452162Wakanda looks a little different irl
>>10451145I just blurted "fuck off" out loud at that creation.t. Yorkshireman
>>10452221I assume they try to salvage the the eggshell to store honey, some tree syrup or ferment some fruits.But still, there has to be a better way to cook the egg than bury it in the fucking sand. I wonder if they would be open to use a cast iron skillet if given to them.
>>10448375bread magical appears out of somewhere>HOW
>>10452358I've seen the full videothem niggas had pots and shit hanging around in the backgroundseemed more like they were trolling this white boy who felt like he was getting the "whole authentic experience"
>>10452162>man visits Africans>Animal Planet
>>10451494But they're not in a tortilla
>>10449426don't worry, the baby broke its fall
>>10449142How is it that the chinese in particular keep inventing more and more fucked up ways to fuck with animals
>>10444597americans always be eating beesed churger
>>10452474this is how walruses are fed antibiotics
>>10452231isnt that the shit the french make by torturing geese
>>10452669Well now they're also torturing oranges to make it too.
>>10444641Do americans really?
>>10450576>looking genuinely lost on purpose knowing that tens of millions will see this
someone please upload the video where the guy is preparing some dough and ignores the millions of bees swarming around him
>>10449142asians were a mistake
>>10449116>wanting cake with the probability of a chandelier gashing your head
>>10451053Racemixing is a mistake
>>10451509Foie gras parfait encased in gelatine shell
>>10449591this is retarded. you're supposed to mix in plain m&ms, because they're closer in size to the skittles. the peanut ones are too obviously different.
>>10450350blunt knives are arguably more dangerous. they dont cut so easily and the injuries are harder to stitch
>>10444641I'd eat it, it probably taste pretty good.
>>10452832and those tens of millions of ppl will see how quirky and down to earth she is! lrn2PR u dummy
>>10453337it would actually be impressive if she actually flipped them on the first try.
>>10453369So this is that reddit "humor" I've heard so much about. I have no desire to see it ever again.
>>10453369>someone spent at least a hundred dollars to make this stupid shit
>>10453337Why don't they make a casting like a waffle-maker instead of flipping each ball?
>>10444722>all the anons raging and calling this redditDo you guys not remember when these were getting posted pretty frequently?
>>10453401>not recognizing How2Basic>calling it redditYou people are fucking obsessed
>>10449591This is how whyp*po felt when they schools got desegrigated. Taste my rainbow penis, white boi.
>>10452474Webm of your mom slurping my big boy sperm.
>>10453530I don't give a shit what "how2faggot" is. That video was fucking stupid.
>>10453556if ur black why wouldnt you be the candy that has chocolate? this miscalculation is actually a pretty good indication that you actually are a darkie
>>10449600R u retarded or do u just have aspergers
>>10453530>He recognizes non /ck/-related youtubersBack to your containment board, either /tv/ or /v/
>>10449668This is one of the gayest things I've ever watched and I literally masturbate to men jacking off at least 5-6 times a week.
>>10453369>there are "people" who think this is funny
>>10444722go away please
>>10453369I want to cut their stomach and lay it out on the table, that'd be funny.Fucking animals dead for this, just abbhorent.
>>10453369Stop posting this retarded shit.HowToBasic was funny for MAYBE five minutes. Now it's just a faggot wasting food.
>>10452632It's an extreme perversion of Buddhist values. Basically "Violence is not really violence it's just the universe moving and life is suffering so I'm actually doing these animals a favor, they are just a helpless meat puppet like me"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfUWtuOyEvkThis is long but it's a good explanation of where Buddhism goes wrong.
>>10454236Tell me how smashing food is funny, that'd explain my toddler's habits.
>>10454215i find it funny and there's nothing you can do about itin future webm threads i will post againbecause i like it
>>10454240Well we're doing them a service, even now with farming we try to find ways to kill them as humane as possible.Imagine choosing dying because of painless hunter headshot or being mauled and eaten alive by some predator.
>>10454254That's basically the logic.Also in Theravada Buddhism it's okay to buy meat from the grocer because you "didn't know" it was killed and it wasn't killed specifically for you.Western people exalt Buddhism as this advanced and ethical religion but in a lot of ways it's just as retarded as Christianity.
>>10454257That actually looks pretty tasty.
>>10454277From which of Kays videos is this? I wanna know what this ends up as.
>>10454281That's awful even for jack's standards.
>>10454299meant this one>>10454277
>>10454264do they do porn?
>>10454344Why put the berries in water before freezing them? Why not just put frozen berries by themselves in a drink?
>>10454356berries aren't very effective at cooling beverages tbf, you'd need a lot of them.
>>10454337This would be better with regular breadcrumbs or panko
>>10454391Because cheesepuffs are nasty and overspiced.
>>10454365I see. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
>>10454382i remember doing this in highschool biology class, only we had lactate in the beads to then make lactose free milk, for your teachers catyou dont need the 'mill' a dropper will do the job, they'll be less even in shape but a hell of a lot cheaper
>>10453508Yeah, times change.
>>10454337This looks dry as fuck
>>10453508we grew up
>>10454431>we grew up>zero punctuation or capitalizationYou certainly didn't.
>>10453508All these "muh sekrit club" reddit obsessed imbeciles are just a bunch of kids who misclicked /b/ or /r9k/. I don't know why they stick around, probably because they get more (you)'s here with their stupid shit.
>>10449438>I was all tits until she used the rough side of the sponge for the kniveits fine as long as you're only using it on the flat of the blade
>>10449607eggs are cheap peasant food
and a jack to take the thread to the bump limit
>>10453508Yeah that was like 10 years ago when we were all in high school and middle school. We're adults now.
>>10454562...whining about reddit all day long.
>>10454280poo in the loo
>>10449142Are the Chinese even human?
>>10454607at least it is inside you fucking animal.
>>10449142>can barely finish chewing before putting another one in his mouthcan you imagine being a PETA activist in China? what a fucking struggle
>>10454633We eat those too.
>>10446952In Germany we have chocolate plates for exactly that purpose. A bun with butter and Eszett Schnitten, very nice.
>>10454627Yeah, inside your PANTS
>>10454562Hurr duur Im a rispownsible now, I show dem who a adult is.>UR Meme Dumb. STOP FINDING DUMB THINGS FUNNY!That'll sho dem.
>>10454619Recently it was discovered they are more similar to a subspecies of insects.
>>10449472>prefer if you didn't make a distinction between them and people.>They're not some wild tribe far inferior from the west
>>10453508No, I never liked that stupid shit. Not everyone is as brain damaged as you.
>>10450806HOW EGGG OIUT
>>10451053at first it looks beautiful, but then reality hits.
>>10454840Don't forget they're writing all your software now. They know what you write, where you are, and what you are doing. They also have a lot of poo to spare.
>>10454913you look like you drink a gallon of soy per day
>>10454234i just want my drink
>>10454930>I'm an adult
>>10454930leave stamper alone
>>10454832I'd figure reptiles, or snakes
>>10444613You brits dont have jack shit, youll probably need a cooking permit to even use r-rated knives. Let me tell you how much dignity is left in England appart from the sandnigger wave, ZERO
>>10452162So when the video started I though he was cracking a small hole in the top as is normal for cooking an egg in embers.This is how I do it with duck eggs while camping, crack a small hole in top and put embers around the egg then about 30-40 minutes later received a hard "boiled" egg. Why they fucking mix it with sand I have no fucking idea.
>love cheese but lactose intolerant>mfw cheese is in fucking everything and no matter where i go i'm a single poor decision away from waking up in the middle of the night bloated with horrible gas pains.
>>10455657Is it true you guys can eat aged cheeses okay?
>>10454337chickens died for that
>>10455657have not specifically tried any aged cheese in a long time but in moderation everything is fine. little bit of cheese on a meal is fine. straight cheese melted or not in heavier quantities is really bad. milk in any form is the worst.
>>10453508>>10444722it's funny, it's just the jump cut heavy, buzzfeed-esque presentation that makes it "reddit"their newfag insecurity is sad