Al/ck/ Thread

[Anonymous No.10444200]

Cheap alcohol edition.

Last thread:

>>10434667

[Anonymous No.10444205]

>>10444200
Did we need a new thread already, bro?

[Anonymous No.10444213]

>>10444205
do we ever need new threads?

[Anonymous No.10444219]

>12 USD per handle
Hello darkness my old friend. I'm needing icecubes once again.

The only thing scarier is Barton's, which I've seen for 10 USD a handle.

[Anonymous No.10444222]

>112 days without drinking

[Anonymous No.10444225]

>>10444219
Oops, forgot my image.

[Anonymous No.10444229]

>>10444213
>do we ever need new threads?
fair point. 20 days sober here

[Anonymous No.10444240]

hi alcoholics, I have a question. Do any of you drink while holding a bottle like pic related? I always thought it looks kind of weird and inconvenient

[Anonymous No.10444250]

I finally got a second job al/ck/

hopefully this keeps me more sober.


My first job is only one day a week and It's monitoring CCTV at a local armory. This second job is an overnight guard at a stupid museum.

Hopefully I can just stick to ativan instead of drinking 6 days a week now

[Anonymous No.10444255]

>>10444205

This is al/ck/; it's always already time for another one.

[Anonymous No.10444256]

>>10444213
>do we ever need new threads?

No more than we need our drinks.

[Anonymous No.10444266]

>>10444229
i would put things in her

[Anonymous No.10444282]

>>10444256
Whats the backstory on this pic, It hits home.

[Anonymous No.10444289]

>>10444256
strong disagree

[Anonymous No.10444290]

>>10444200
>tfw you get a new beer and realize you didn’t finish your last

[Anonymous No.10444293]

>>10444250
>two jobs
why the fuck would anyone do this

[Anonymous No.10444295]

>>10444256
>Not one but 3 steel reserve tallboys
>completely passed out in a filthy room with all the lights on mid activity
Fuck, who took this pic of me

[Anonymous No.10444304]

>>10444293

Probably American. Trump has fucked things over to high hell over here.

[Anonymous No.10444338]

shout out to my more successful sibling for giving my mom something to be proud of

[Anonymous No.10444350]

is message a girl some honest shit when you're drunk then having the exuse of being drunk and effective tactic?

[Anonymous No.10444358]

>>10444350

Based on your grammar I'm going to say no.

[Anonymous No.10444366]

>>10444350
effective tactic to what? to make yourself look like a drunk? yes. to pretend like you weren't serious? no

[Anonymous No.10444374]

>>10444256
this dude has some very long feet

[Anonymous No.10444377]

>>10444350
This has never worked for me. I once messaged a girl while so drunk I was trying to get some sleep in a car park, she didn't believe me so I sent a pic of me on the ground in a random car park at like 2am and she started having a full bore panic attack like my survival was her responsibility. This was despite the fact I hadnn't spoken to her for probably 2+ years.

[Anonymous No.10444378]

>>10444338
>shout out to my more successful sibling for giving my mom something to be proud of
I should call my mom, it's her birthday

[Anonymous No.10444401]

>>10444358
Joke's on you. The poor grammar and spelling was a test to see if I can use being drunk as an excuse without negative feedback.

[Anonymous No.10444423]

There is literally no such thing as alcoholism. There is no such thing as an alcoholic.

You're all just pathetic, weak willed, maggots.

[Anonymous No.10444433]

>>10444423
disagree with the first part
agree with the second part

[Anonymous No.10444448]

I quit Heroin cold turkey and I was 'addicted' according to my doctor.

There is literally no such thing as addiction. I quit, didn't relapse, didn't need rehab, didn't need medication.

You retards are killing yourself and not even for a good high.

[Anonymous No.10444455]

>>10444338

>Tfw when I'm the 'good' kid
>Tfw when I'm a complete degenerate abject failure who's only redeeming quality is I'm not in jail yet

Poor mom, she deserves better. Time for another drink

[Anonymous No.10444465]

>>10444455
>Poor mom, she deserves better.
She doesn't deserve anything. She forced life on you. It's not like you asked to be born.

[Anonymous No.10444468]

drank myself broke and made an ass of myself hanging out of my chair at an AA meeting earlier this week. Trying to get back on track being healthy and doing volunteer work and stuff now. Fucking groundhog day week after week man.

[Anonymous No.10444477]

>>10444448
>implying a teaming drunk isn't a way better high than sitting in a corner thinking you look like a cool Trainspotting character

go and take some pictures of yourself in a squat you poser fuck

[Anonymous No.10444489]

>>10444477
>mirin those numerals
I thought being an alcoholic was /fa/. Have I been doing it wrong? Am I a faggot?

[Anonymous No.10444499]

>>10444489
it feels /fa/ and chic from the inside, from the outside you look like a homeless nerd crying on a bench

[Anonymous No.10444505]

>>10444499
>from the outside you look like a homeless nerd crying on a bench
this describes /fa/ pretty wewll

[Anonymous No.10444557]

>>10444505
trash fit

[Anonymous No.10444697]

I'm doing a DnB mix tonight while getting wasted. Feeling pretty good on a few beers, a half frozen sip, and listening to some old school house before starting the mix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ucwtXynl2Y

>>10444240
That's a shine jug drinkin stance. Very old school form. It's kind of like a hillbilly version of the Japo tea ceremony, just with more vomiting and trading fire with the neighbors.

[Anonymous No.10444713]

>>10444200
Go to church, not the liquor store.

[Anonymous No.10444764]

Welp, day 12 ending of no drink April. I was so fucking bored I ordered clippers and shaved my hair into a mullet. Been mountain biking a lot, but I'm still BORED AS FUCKING SHIT. Plus, being coherent enough to see the world is still a total fail joke isn't really a plus. Am I losing the plot guys?

[Anonymous No.10444791]

>>10444764
Lose your plot on the dance floor, bruv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz0qT6GULis

[Anonymous No.10444815]

>>10444374
we all have our reasons for drinking

[Anonymous No.10444828]

>drunk
>want to talk to my fellows
>press /ck/
>it's the first thread

Life is hard, guys

[Anonymous No.10444848]

>tfw your brother knocks on your door to say he can hear you singing when you're drunk as fuck
fuck

[Anonymous No.10444864]

>>10444848
and now my mom just woke up and knocked on my door to say my dad's ghost just woke her up. what the fuck is happening. i'm not even that drunk.

[Anonymous No.10444874]

>>10444848
I always get stuck on a loop of listening to the same 2-3 songs loud as fuck all night then remember the next day you can hear normal conversation between here and the people upstairs. I'm sure the only reason they don't complain is because they think I'm some kind of scary drunk hobo who's going to spit hepatitis at them or something

[Anonymous No.10444895]

>>10444764
read Meditations. Might help strengthen your indifference to how silly life and the world are.

[Anonymous No.10444926]

>>10444256
I do believe I have done this, minus the shit he drank cause it's not sold in Canada...good times...

[Anonymous No.10444936]

>>10444874
usually i'm careful and only have one earphone in so i'm not sure how i slipped up this time. i'm drunk enough that i'll forget it when i wake up so it doesn't really matter

[Anonymous No.10444946]

>>10444304
> Trump has fucked things over to high hell over here.
How? Nigger hanging? Fag toss from the roof of Congress? Shooting illegals in the back?
Near as I can tell, things are quite alright in the US atm...

[Anonymous No.10444957]

Smirnoff, raspberry syrup, and seltzer. If you have balls you can use spirituous or everclear.

[Anonymous No.10444966]

>college going to shit
>girl I like is in a relationship
>drunk alone at 3am on a thursday

give me one reason not to end it all lads

[Anonymous No.10444982]

>>10444966
you're just a dumb young kid. you haven't even SEEN pain yet

[Anonymous No.10444986]

>>10444966
Saturday night...

[Anonymous No.10444988]

>>10444946
Yeah the lack of jobs reaaaaaaally isn't because Trump isn't trying to create them. People just don't like paying the "american jobs=american products" prices for things.

[Anonymous No.10445010]

will you get sick from drinking just a little mouthwash? Not looking to get drunk/drink a lot of it

[Anonymous No.10445015]

>>10445010
Nah but you won't get really drunk. It's meh.

[Anonymous No.10445019]

shoutsout to my country folk

[Anonymous No.10445023]

>>10445019
>Busch
based

[Anonymous No.10445026]

>>10444982
21 but yeah you're right, suppose there is plenty of time for shit to get worse

i know you'll think my problems ain't shit, and they probably aren't, but telling myself that doesn't make me feel any better

[Anonymous No.10445044]

>>10445019
i've always found it weird how pic related is the cheapest stuff i can get on the west coast despite it being brewed in PA.

[Anonymous No.10445051]

>>10445026
Just trying to tell you it's a bumpy ride. Buckle up.
Fuck it, maybe you'll win the lottery. Then you'll have all kinds of new problems.

[Anonymous No.10445067]

>>10445051
>Then you'll have all kinds of new problems.

that's the only way old problems disappear, i'll drink to that

[Anonymous No.10445079]

>>10444293
Because he's retarded and got a job that's one day a week.

[Anonymous No.10445087]

>>10444338
>sister just finished law school last year
>I just moved back into my parents after not working for 6 months
Life's cool like that anon.

[Anonymous No.10445106]

>>10444713
That band sucks.

[Anonymous No.10445110]

drunk af and just mess aged a couple of girls on tinder even htought they're probably asleep lads. wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.10445124]

>>10445044
7 bux a twelver in flyover land.

[Anonymous No.10445130]

2 days sober, sweating as fuck and my ass hurts as fuck due to anal fissure or something, ITS FUCKING PAIN

[Anonymous No.10445188]

hey frens, just a psa to not drive drunk. Just got out of the hospital with a crushed chest, 7 staples in my head, and a broken spine in two places because apparently I ran off the road into a median barrier without my seatbelt. No idea if there will be charges yet, but luckily I only hurt myself and it's nothing I won't recover from. In any case, if you're going to drink like a suicidal retard, either stay at home or take the fucking bus or something. I got away with this shit for years and got way too comfortable with it, but everyone gets theirs eventually.

[Anonymous No.10445191]

>>10445110
based

[Anonymous No.10445204]

>>10445130
Splashing your face with cold water really helps

[Anonymous No.10445235]

>>10445188
I drink and drive sometimes. The panic in the morning sneaking out to the car to see if there's any damage, amirite?

[Anonymous No.10445257]

>>10445188
Once I was blacked out and apparently drove the SUV I was borrowing from my parents onto this concrete pylon thing in a parking lot (I guess I mixed up drive and reverse?) I just walked away from the scene and had to get it out of impound which was awkward because they don't let you take it out if the title isn't in your name, no additional charges though.
I'm not usually one to make excuses, and what I did was very retarded, but the only reason I went anywhere was because a few friends and I were hammered after a party. Moral of the story, please be the good friend who takes the keys from your drunk friends, I don't know how many times I shouldn't have been behind the wheel because I was one of maybe four friends in my circle with a car at the time.

[Anonymous No.10445262]

>>10445188
I once biked home after a house party
Scared the fuck out of me
All my memory was leaving on my bike
Then waking up the next morning

If I'd fucked up, I'd just hurt.
But if I were driving, I'd have killed people

[Anonymous No.10445268]

>>10445257
>the only reason I went anywhere was because a few friends and I were hammered after a party and they wanted late night Mexican.
Whoops, there's some needed context of the story.

[Anonymous No.10445273]

>>10444250
you better not fuck up that armory job

[Anonymous No.10445283]

>>10445204
in your world maybe

[Anonymous No.10445297]

>>10445273
I've been working there for 6 years and haven't fucked it up yet. Even being a raging alcoholic

Luckily I'm one of like 4 people on the entire property during my shift, The other 3 are guards who don't go into the monitor room unless I buzz them in.

bretty good pay too, 19.35/hr

[Anonymous No.10445299]

>>10445235
That’s a terrible feeling dude. Running out every hour to see if the swat team is out there. Part of that is just the paranoid from withdrawals though

[Anonymous No.10445307]

Idk how American alcoholics with hardly any spare cash to spend don't die from alcohol poisoning all in one day. $12 for a fucking handle? Like 1.75ltr? 1.75 of the lowest shit here costs like £30.

[Anonymous No.10445317]

>>10444250
You applied for a job in which is only 1 day per week? Are you a housewife booking after kids?

[Anonymous No.10445319]

>>10445299
The state of deep Paranoia, self hatred and depression is worse than any harm I did to my hull after a serious bout of binge drinking...being self aware of it all the time hurts even more

[Anonymous No.10445329]

>>10445317
lol it was originally 3 days a week but because of obummer they cut back my hours because of benefits like 401k.

Now I just work 11 hours per week for them. Still a comfy af job and It also keeps you on your toes. Watching over a literal arsenal of weapons keeps you awake...No matter how hungover you are.

[Anonymous No.10445335]

>>10444338
>Mothers brother has 2 girls...one a doctor, one in college (both hot as fuck ngl)
>Mother has 2 sons...one works in McDonalds at 30, other is currently jobless staying with her (me)

I've got a job starting this Monday hopefully. I'm really gonna try lads. If i fuck up this time I'm just going to off myself or go live as a hobo desu

[Anonymous No.10445336]

>>10445188
I could never drink an drive because I need glasses. I literally can't see shit when I'm drunk.

[Anonymous No.10445337]

>>10445307
At that point just get a still off amazon mate, unless that's banned in bongland too

[Anonymous No.10445358]

>>10445337
Its banned in America too genius.


You better have a FFP or a small distillers license if you get caught or you'll be facing multiple felonies

[Anonymous No.10445386]

>>10445358
t. retard

that's why they sell it on amazon right? along with guns, drugs, etc...oh wait, you're retarded

[Anonymous No.10445400]

>>10445358
Home distilleries are illegal in the last three states I've lived even with federal permit. You need to be a state distillery. That doesn't stop people from doing it though because it's not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.10445403]

>>10445386
Are you literally retarded....lol


Google moonshine still laws.


It's perfectly legal to own a moonshine still, As long as you don't use it to distill alcohol. You can use it as a display or to distill water but the moment you distill alcohol you are committing multiple felonies.

https://www.clawhammersupply.com/blogs/moonshine-still-blog/7155304-is-making-moonshine-legal
Fucking retard lol, Enjoy federal prison

[Anonymous No.10445407]

>>10445386
You're actually the retarded one. Takes 2 seconds on Google. It's the same as why cannabis seeds are legal but you can't grow them illegally. Distillers can be used for more than just alcohol

[Anonymous No.10445425]

>>10445403
>>10445407

really? Dudes, don't pour one for the obvious trolls

[Anonymous No.10445438]

April 12th -
I'm drunk... again.

[Anonymous No.10445449]

>>10445307
Yeah pricing alc so high seems unfair, unless *maybe* that money is going directly to alc prevention/treatment. I'd bet there's not a strong correlation between alc cost and rate of alcoholism.

Charging so much for alc just forces a true alc to divert funds from elsewhere, which doesn't benefit anyone--well, except whoever profits from the upped prices.

[Anonymous No.10445453]

>>10445425
No, He's really that stupid.

[Anonymous No.10445461]

Ayn;on e else been s drunk all day?

[Anonymous No.10445464]

>>10444966

Finish your degree. You cannot even begin to imagine how hard it is to get back in. I'm just now making way after 5 years later

[Anonymous No.10445489]

>>10445461
Neat try, you're not invited into the serial fuckied up typing drunk club

[Anonymous No.10445505]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-43738644

[Anonymous No.10445520]

Y'all better stop drinking.

[Anonymous No.10445538]

>>10444200
day two of detox boys but I got to go to the store tomorrow and the first thing you walk by the liquor I'm nervous

[Anonymous No.10445548]

>>10445505
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-43738644

Ah, yes, Fatal hypertensive disease by 24%

Who the fuck knew was drinking was bad for you

[Anonymous No.10445585]

al/ck, stop asking me what the best beer is! I've told you again and again it's Pabst of course!

[Anonymous No.10445596]

>>10445505
I'm 100% sure I'm going to die of stroke heart attack or an aorta problem. Im a fat alcoholic with pre diabetes. but honestly I'd rather go quickly like that than live to be 90

[Anonymous No.10445599]

>>10444448
Go give pep talks at elementary schools, then? Or just go snort some fent and die, who fucking cares. You're a winner.

[Anonymous No.10445600]

>>10445337

Damn stills. I only make 5.25 liters per 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.10445616]

>>10445461
Yep even had a nap

[Anonymous No.10445625]

Look buds
I'm drunk. Intentionally so
The safety catch on my emotions has been disabled.

What I'm feeling upset about? 4 weeks ago I sent an email to my recruitment office for the CANADIAN ARMED FORCES.
2 years ago I first talked to them.
Now, this is just me, only me, no politics, I haven't heard from them for 8 months

I sent an email 4 weeks ago asking what's up
I have a university degree, by aptitude test as above average.
I have no family. I have no life
I am a fucking prefect officer.

Anyways, no answer. No response.
I sent another email tonight. While I was sober.
I refrained from being snarkey.
I should have been.

[Anonymous No.10445644]

>>10445625

Try to get on a sub, they won't let you near booze.

[Anonymous No.10445647]

>>10445625
I'm fairly sure you'll get a reply

[Anonymous No.10445706]

>>10445647
The faggot I was talking to sent an email that was like
"yo fuck yo shit, no 1 cares"

He was an unprofessional faggot
I always knew he was. I didn't like him the second I layed eyes on him.
Cocky, stupid, wanting to fuck

[Anonymous No.10445784]

I got drunk yesterday and got a shitty punk rock tattoo. Life is a ride.

[Anonymous No.10445790]

>>10445784
ought to be illegal

[Anonymous No.10445862]

what do the shakes feel like? are they big tremors are just like the "buzzing" you feel when you drink too much caffeine?

[Anonymous No.10445878]

>>10445862
I always get them as a small constant shiver with the occasional big spazout, usually right while I'm trying to do something fiddly and someone's watching

[Anonymous No.10445929]

So I’ve posted on here before.
I need a good opinion
> be me 40’s married 4 kids functional drunk
> never miss anything
>coach kids in various events
>run a great business that makes good money
The problem is I’m hungover af most mornings.
I primarily drink for the stress.
How fucked am I?
Oh drinking habits
> slam a 375 ml of vodka 2 blocks from home
>have a beer with evening meal to cover smell
>drink another 5 beers after kids go to bed
How fucked am I?
If I quit cold turkey how bad would I withdrawl?
Thanks for opinions anons

[Anonymous No.10445935]

>>10445929
how fat are you?

[Anonymous No.10445968]

>>10445935
I’m not running my own business I can leave when I want. I run or do other cardio 5-7 days a week. 6’ 2” 200. I’m oldfag but can run 5 miles in 43-45 min.
Don’t get me wrong I’m still a degenerate drunk

[Anonymous No.10445991]

>>10445929
Taper my dude

[Anonymous No.10445999]

>>10445991
I don’t know if I want to. It helps my stress. I’m a fuckin degerate I know

[Anonymous No.10446015]

>>10445999
Not trying to be a dick but youre not fooling anyone doing stuff like drinking beer to disguise the smell of vodka, they know you're an alcy. If that makes any difference factor it in to whether you want to quit or not

[Anonymous No.10446030]

>>10445862
at rest I'm more or less ok, maybe a little tremor, i can easily tap the small pornhub icons on my tablet to try to fap away the pain. however, when I try to raise a glass of water to my mouth, i shake like fucking michael j fox

caffeine definitely makes it worse but it's generally different to a caffeine buzz

also they are normally accompanied by anxiety / existential dread, which is arguably much worse than the shakes

[Anonymous No.10446031]

>>10444200
How do I get a job.. I'm so bored

I just drink all day for the past years now

[Anonymous No.10446035]

>>10445929
Your wife know?

[Anonymous No.10446041]

Daily reminder to stay hydrated buds

[Anonymous No.10446044]

>>10444229

[Anonymous No.10446048]

>>10445929
if you taper, you'll be fine. if you can plan out a schedule and stick to it, it should be pretty easy
http://hams.cc/taper/
quitting cold turkey is a bad idea, much more prone to relapse and much more painful
the harder part than tapering tho is staying off it during PAWS or when you feel stressed.

[Anonymous No.10446052]

>>10445790
IT's pretty awful but I like it. Has charm to it.

[Anonymous No.10446056]

>>10445999
you will die young and not meet your grandchildren

[Anonymous No.10446058]

>>10445929
>>10446048
buy your planned/rationed amount of booze daily and don't keep any more in the house, to prevent you from going over your taper limit. stick to it

[Anonymous No.10446061]

>>10446031
call 2-1-1 and ask them

[Anonymous No.10446090]

>>10446061
I don't really want to work tho desu

Fuck a job

[Anonymous No.10446092]

>>10446041
Look mate if you keep posting that FUCKING image I'm going to have to come over there and give you a smack on the noggin. We all know what kidney stones are and what causes 'em okay? Now fuck off. Jesus christ that picture is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10446118]

>>10446092
i will if you drink a pint of water right now
and settle your shit down, enjoy your buzz

[Anonymous No.10446137]

>>10446118
Just having a laugh fella I'm stone sober at the minute actually. Trying to get some work shit done before I hook in but I'm on here procrastinating instead. Seriously though stop posting that shit I hate that picture!!

[Anonymous No.10446140]

I drank a whole liter of Popov Tuesday and felt like I was dying Wednesday. I'm pretty sure I gave myself alcohol posioning. I couldn't do anything all day but lay down and I wash shaking.

I think I need to stop...

[Anonymous No.10446143]

I'm on antabuse but I'm resistant to it and can have a few drinks. Whiskey and ginger ale it is.

[Anonymous No.10446181]

>>10446090
get one that's like one or 2 days a week for some petty cash, how do you afford to live this way anyways

[Anonymous No.10446188]

>>10446140
Welcome to the party pal

[Anonymous No.10446198]

>>10446090
why don't you volunteer at an animal chelter or something or do those pick up trash days in your city park? that way it'll give you something to wake up for aka not drink the night before and you can just ditch it with no consequences if you're too much of a fuck up?

[Anonymous No.10446224]

>>10446137
You imagine being the surgeon who cut into that? It would be like sliding a blade across a bag of pebbles.

[Anonymous No.10446225]

>>10446198
kek literally what I'm doing to try and keep myself somewhat human while I find real work. couldn't sleep tonight because I didn't booze so I have to go in and cold call people for donations tired out of muh brains in a couple of hours. still glad I'm doing it though, feels like I actually have a function beyond processing cheap vodka into piss and tremors

[Anonymous No.10446226]

>>10446140
Just go easier next time.

[Anonymous No.10446254]

So I waited like some online communities (including this one) to get a second hiv test.
Fucking positive. Fucking kill me, I'm pissed, been pissed for 4 days now. The thing is that I slept with now 3 people since I fucked that craigslist bitch. I re don't want to have to call those women and have to tell them this. I don't talk to them any more, opinions on not saying anything, versus the other? I'm glad they took the personals section down.
So now I'm just working and going back again on Thursday to get a plan going for treatment.
In the meantime it's me and a liter of Burnetts.

[Anonymous No.10446260]

>>10444477
That was good. Thanks for the laugh.

[Anonymous No.10446261]

>>10446224
i was watching one of those fat people programs and the surgeon removed the gall bladder while doing gastric bypass even though they weren't sure if the fatty actually had issues. they were cut open so might as well, while explaining this, the surgeon asked for the gall bladder back from the nurse and cut it open for the camera and was like "yep full of stones". surgeon seemed really satisfied to do it, more than just to prove that he wasn't doing unnecessary shit, but because it was really gross looking and he thumbed through it to find a big one

[Anonymous No.10446262]

>>10446254
the guy who gave your aidsmonkey the bug probably thought 'eh fuck it I can't be bothered making those calls' and now look where you are. do you really need to ask this?

[Anonymous No.10446272]

>>10446254
also stop fucking people for the time being, dummy

[Anonymous No.10446276]

>>10446261

[Anonymous No.10446279]

>>10446262
Well, to be technical, she told me that she had it. Plus it was in her post on CL. Along with the word "undetectable". My fucking ass..
But since we're anonymous, yeah I was a fucking moron and took the condom off after she assured me she was, "undectable".
Apparently people can live forever with this shit nowadays and be perfectly fine.
>>10446262
Well yeah that's a given. I had just let my mind forget about having to get tested until my coworker made an aids joke last week. Fucking prick

[Anonymous No.10446287]

>>10446224
it was probably the pathologist and I guarantee they've all seen worse

[Anonymous No.10446305]

>>10444200
last handle boys rehab tomorrow

wish me luck through the detox I love you guys I was sober for a year but had a relapse and am being sent to a dual diagnosis facility

ama I guess haha listening to t grizzly and 3pac

[Anonymous No.10446307]

>>10446279
Kind of your fault then, wtf my dude. She said she fucking had it.

[Anonymous No.10446320]

>>10444266
Fear mostly.

[Anonymous No.10446321]

>>10446305
ernest tubb and crystal gayle also in the mix

[Anonymous No.10446322]

>>10446305
Is this voulantrily? Good luck though lad. Come back and report in when you out.
>>10446307
I hate rubbers with a passion. Now I hate random hookups even more.

[Anonymous No.10446327]

>>10446276
here ya go
https://youtu.be/m1lUKKRDYo0?t=35m59s

at 36:00

[Anonymous No.10446329]

>>10446322
not really desu but I went yellow and got neuropathy just over a year ago I though I was bart simpson

[Anonymous No.10446330]

>>10446279
>she told me that she had it.
>Along with the word "undetectable"
You dumb motherfucker jfc
Yeah it's not a death sentence but those drugs have a lot of annoying side effects and you have to take them like 3 times a day and see 4 doctors ever 3 months it's a big pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.10446333]

>>10446305
if it's inpatient they give you benzos so you don't go nuts or die

[Anonymous No.10446334]

>>10446333
thanks for the comfort just nervous im at 1L of vodka a day

[Anonymous No.10446339]

>>10444225
For real Barton is suprisingly drinkable way better than Popov

[Anonymous No.10446341]

>>10446322
also I will report back brother my name will be big iron or bart simpson

[Anonymous No.10446351]

>>10446330
Yeah I'm not looking forward to any of this. I'm hoping I'll just drown in my vomit as I'm blacked out some day soon.
>>10446329
Well you're making a great move. You should start with pouring one last cup, putting it aside, and then pouring the rest of the bottle out. Wake up and nurse that cup until the cab comes.

[Anonymous No.10446354]

>>10446351
thanks man just fyi my cab is my wife's girlfirend's son and I am not making any big moves tonight

[Anonymous No.10446362]

>>10446351
it sounds better to roll up drunk and get some benzos asap

[Anonymous No.10446379]

>>10446305
>3pac

rip

[Anonymous No.10446383]

https://youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI

[Anonymous No.10446386]

>>10446181
inheritance and savings

the only food i eat is when i go see my mom

>>10446198
none of the volunteer places here will take anyone with criminal records and i will just go pick up trash drunk, i went to AA meetings drunk which was supposed to be something like that

hell i went to court and probation meetings drunk as well

[Anonymous No.10446390]

Guys, what should I do?

Go to the strip club, which is perfectly legal, or find a streetwhore to fuck. The latter is cheaper and will get me in bed earlier, but I've nearly been caught by police twice. What do?

[Anonymous No.10446395]

>>10444219
>Barton's

This takes me back to where it all started for me. That day I drank Barton's while watching the Season 2 finale of Mad Men at 8AM in the morning when I had things to do. That was the day I realized I may have a problem.

[Anonymous No.10446396]

>>10446390
Just sit here and talk to us.
Perhaps watch some good ol' lesbian seductive porn

[Anonymous No.10446397]

>>10446390
have a fap and save your money for booze

[Anonymous No.10446409]

>>10446390
like the other anon said, just rub one out and see if you still really want either of those afterward.

[Anonymous No.10446411]

>>10446327

[Anonymous No.10446420]

>>10446396
>>10446397
>>10446409

Thank you for trying anons. I appreciate it. You're good people. However I'm already dressed. Pursuing paid cunt is the only thing that stops me from drinking so much I may not make up. Tonight is a night I need this.

Essentially just ended a friendship with a long time friend. If I don't feel up some strange girl, then tonight may be the night I beat my .38 record.

I jerked off an hour ago. This is just my #1 distraction.

[Anonymous No.10446428]

>>10446420
Have fun being paranoid about the cops and risking std's lad. You'd be better off here with us.

[Anonymous No.10446430]

>>10446420
kek I was about to give you a load of shit because I thought you were the guy with aids. rubber up and have fun

[Anonymous No.10446435]

>>10446430
No, I don't have AIDS.

>>10446428
So you're voting streetwhore? Thanks bud.

[Anonymous No.10446437]

God damn these threads are worse than r9k/

They are depressing

[Anonymous No.10446446]

>>10446437
the worst part about al/ck/ is the shred of hope

[Anonymous No.10446478]

>>10446041
could you please stop posting that? this isn't /b/.

[Anonymous No.10446509]

>tfw there are no streetwhores out and you see several police

[Anonymous No.10446516]

Hey mates
I fell asleep for a few minutes ago. Not for long. It was by accident.
I woke up slightly more sober
Declined to drink more. Poured it out

I'm not happy guys. I made an effort today to change that. I asked my recruitment office to update me on my applicated to the military. Again.
That's the life I want guys. Really, I'm made for it. I don't need social interaction. God knows I'm not having any now.

I'm listening to sea shanties and reading books about the 18th century navy. I want to be in that life.

[Anonymous No.10446517]

>>10446509
try and fuck one of the police, the ol' George Michael special

[Anonymous No.10446541]

>>10445862
It’s like when you wake up after drinking til blackout then have shaky nerves the next day.

[Anonymous No.10446556]

>>10446509
Welcome back biddy, grab another drink and tune in to some of that "mother daughter" porn

[Anonymous No.10446572]

>>10446517
Good idea for somebody with no future. I'll take it under advisement.
>>10446556
I'm at a run down strip club now. Probably fuck one of these girls up the ass.

[Anonymous No.10446580]

I'm drunk and feeling good, what's up friends?

[Anonymous No.10446582]

>>10446516
Go to rehab please. Don't become a military alc. Not going to pull punches, people like you put my life at risk more than once. A hung over soldier is NOT at their best.

Fucking QUIT!

[Anonymous No.10446585]

>>10446580
What do u drink

[Anonymous No.10446586]

>>10446582
I won't drink if I go in. I drink now because 1) I'm bored and 2) Stress of wanting to get in.

Whenever shit happens in my life, I stop drinking.

[Anonymous No.10446590]

>watching vid of ex dancing in hotpants
>remembering her tastes, her warmth, her feels
>which some other obnoxious asscunt now greedily keeps all to himself
>imminent wastedness detector off charts

[Anonymous No.10446591]

>>10446585
I've had like 10 miller lites, how about you

[Anonymous No.10446598]

4 pints of beer!
I'm an alcoholic and a lightweight!
I would have rather bought wiskey, but that shit's risky.

[Anonymous No.10446600]

>>10446590
Jokes on you, I've never felt love

[Anonymous No.10446601]

>>10446590
delete the video, she is gone.

[Anonymous No.10446611]

>>10446591
4 steel reserves and vodka with sports drink

[Anonymous No.10446661]

>>10444200
Local shit is $10 or less for a liter. Handles are under $15. Gotta love cheap booze.

>>10444256
>tfw that's my standard position
I tend to pass out in my chair with my headset on. Usually in the middle of a game or right after closing the game. Then I wake up a couple hours later and go to bed proper.

>>10444304
>America fucked enough to require someone working two jobs
>Trumps fault even though economy has been booming
Yeah naw. If someone needs to work two jobs either A) They choose not to go on welfare or B) Make enough that they can't go on welfare but not enough to cover the bills (surprisingly common).

>>10445188
>hit ice and went into the ditch
>spent so long trying to get out we (was following a friend) woke someone up
>they called the cops
>got lucky and he let us go, no warning or anything
Got the truck pulled out of the ditch the next day. Luckily no damage to it and obviously none to my person. Felt stupid, to put it mildly, because I know I could have corrected if I wasn't so hammered.

>>10445329
False. I worked in my units armory for a while before EAS. Slept in that bitch all the god damn time.

>>10445862
Mostly it's my hands. I'm just fine when drinking, but I can't do delicate tasks (like threading a needle or some shit) for shit because my hands shake too much. Usually accompanied by extreme anxiety bordering on outright panic and a feeling of utter dread.

[Anonymous No.10446665]

>>10445124
weird, i get 18 racks of it for $10 in a major city, $8.50 if i bother going to total wine

[Anonymous No.10446666]

>>10446611
Keep on drinking brah

[Anonymous No.10446688]

>>10445235
I would definitely wake up and drive to work drunk sometimes even 4 hours after drinking. Good thing early morning base traffic is so crazy that they just wave you on through once you're at the gate. If they ever leaned in my window.... I would have been fucked almost everyday.

[Anonymous No.10446699]

>>10446666
Quads demand you drink until you die pussy

[Anonymous No.10446707]

>>10446516
Bro, I spent 6 years as nuke. Join the Navy, but don't do that. al/ck is rampant in almost every naval community, but god is it bad in engineering or reactor.

[Anonymous No.10446720]

You ever read One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
There's a character in there, all he says is "I'm tired". Practically comatose. That's all he says "I'm tired".
But there's one scene where he starts ranting about his life as a railway worker and how it all sucked. He says "I'm tired and it's a lot of baloney!"

I feel like that guy a lot. I'm tired. I'm so tired.
It's a Catch22, right. I drink because I need relief from my waking life. But I don't get useful sleep when I'm drunk.
>life sucks so I drink
>part is why life sucks is because I drink
>drink some more because life sucks

There is a version of us that is happy. Some world. Somewhere else. We're all living fruitful lives. We have wives. We smile even when there is nothing to smile about.

[Anonymous No.10446724]

Fuck. Just fucked a stripper and the condom broke. Oh well, I seeded that hole deep. Maybe a child would keep me sober.

[Anonymous No.10446731]

>>10446724
>Maybe a child would keep me sober.

Yeah, lets not kid ourselves buddy.

[Anonymous No.10446747]

My least favorite part of drinking, besides the hangover, is the “spins” I get when trying to sleep. The only cure I’ve found is to not lie flat, and sleep sitting up, or not sleep at all. But usually I just force myself to do shit till like 6am till it starts to wear off, even though I just want to fucking sleep.

Whoever drinks to sleep must have a different physiology than me.

[Anonymous No.10446771]

>>10446747
No, we've just built up the tolerance needed that we get sleepy before the room starts spinning. Then we pass out at some point. As far as I can tell, it's solely based on your tolerance.

[Anonymous No.10446780]

>>10446747
I still get the spins when I drink a lot in short time frame. Sleeping with my lights on helps a lot for some reason.

[Anonymous No.10446787]

>>10446747
I've been drinking a while I know my limits and can tell when i'm in danger of getting the spins, I either step my drinking or smoking back

[Anonymous No.10446795]

>>10446780
You get the spins because you can't tell which way is "up". Similar to sea sickness. If you can see the "horizon" or have some way to visually confirm which way is "up", then you do a lot better. I'm >>10446771 and I should have mentioned that when I first started drinking I got the spins any time I went to bed with more than a light buzz.

[Anonymous No.10446801]

>>10446795
I guess the light bleed through my eyelids helps with my inner equilibrium then.

[Anonymous No.10446810]

>>10446801
Only to the point of you actually falling asleep. Like I said, it gives your conscious mind a frame of reference as to where you are and how your body is positioned. After you fall asleep, all bets are off.
Also
>want to keep drinking
>need to walk dog
>remember I have a flask
Thank you drunk me, I almost forgot about it.

[Anonymous No.10446815]

>>10446707
Personally I am considering joining the Army, but as a way to get away from vice. I would not mind some active duty.

[Anonymous No.10446825]

>>10446815
A guy comes and visits these boards every once in a while. Dude said he did 3 tours, and drinks himself to death everyday(like 2.5 liters of Paplov a day) He's beyond fucked mentally from what he did and saw. You're your own man, but don't do it, just as a way of escaping your vices. Boot camp is good for that, I guess, but once you're out the entire culture in the military centers around drinking man. Yeah, there's some camaraderie bullshit, but it's mostly getting drunk on your time off duty.

[Anonymous No.10446829]

>>10446815
If you have a drinking problem already the military is NOT the place to go, join the peace corps or something

[Anonymous No.10446847]

>>10446829
Yeah, if you're honest with them about your drinking, you've probably all ready flagged.

[Anonymous No.10446884]

Ran out of benzo

Time to drink x2

[Anonymous No.10446886]

>>10446825
This man speaks the truth.

t. USMC vet.

[Anonymous No.10446891]

>>10446747
now that you mention it, i haven't gotten the spins in years. it was a big problem for me in college when my drinking started ramping up, but as >>10446771 said, i seem to have developed enough of a tolerance after years of daily drinking. i think part of it is also just learning to be more "responsible" about your drunkenness once you accept it to be a regular part of life.

fwiw, the things that helped most were either putting a foot on the ground or pressing my thumb against the wall next to my bed (as if taking a fingerprint). both help your brain return to equilibrioception

[Anonymous No.10446894]

>>10446891
whoops, that last sentence made no sense, but you get the idea

[Anonymous No.10446898]

>>10446891

[Anonymous No.10446908]

>getting ready for my nightly glass of wine
>can't wait to bathe my tongue in that delicious grapey goodness
>check my wine crate
>only one bottle of 2 buck chuck left
>make a mental note to buy more
>remove the top wrapper
>pierce the cork perfectly down the center with my somellier knife
>extract the cork
>pour the wine
>admire it for a second
>approach the glass to my lips
>tastebuds are screaming in anticipation by now
>sip
"huh, that's odd"
>swish
"oh noooo"
>it's corked

reeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10446935]

>>10446884
I miss benzos. I remember when i bought 100 klonopin in an attempt to replace booze with them then taper off. I just ended up doing them both together. Nothing beats the warm buzz of that combo, for me it was better than opiates even

[Anonymous No.10446955]

>>10446908
I don't drink wine, ever. So wut?

[Anonymous No.10446976]

>>10446048
>read the site

Fug. I think i do get withdrawels here.

Strong heartbeat, no shortness of breath, sweating, shaking though.

When I get drunk enough the pulse calms down. Everytime I stop drinking for periods I do it cold.

Thanks anon, this was a good read, I think I need to be tapering...

[Anonymous No.10446979]

>>10446955
it's when a chemical from fungi, from infected corks taints the flavour of the wine and fucks it up.

[Anonymous No.10446982]

>>10446825
I'm not really a full blown alcoholic. I think it would be good for me. I am not a big fan of civilian life.

[Anonymous No.10446995]

>>10446979
So? Just drink it.

[Anonymous No.10447100]

guys I found a bottle of something called triple sec, is there any mixed drink I can make with it or should I just drink it straight

[Anonymous No.10447184]

>>10447100
It needs something, sounds way too sweet on its own

[Anonymous No.10447188]

>>10447100
Triple sec's whole purpose is mixed drinks. Nobody drinks it straight.

The most well known use would be a Margarita.

[Anonymous No.10447201]

Haven't drank in two weeks and plan on staying sober. I would black out often and always put my self in bad situations. Last time I blacked out i was running around my neighborhood in my underwear

[Anonymous No.10447221]

>>10445585
BASED

[Anonymous No.10447236]

i drank all day yesterday but only had cheap, <5% beer, and it's ridiculous how much better i felt this morning

[Anonymous No.10447247]

drunk texted a girl on tinder last night and I have no clue what I said but she's replied and I'm scared to check what it says.

[Anonymous No.10447250]

>>10447247
better check incase the police are mentioned

[Anonymous No.10447254]

>>10447184
>>10447188
Interesting, but I think i'll try drinking it straight anyways, will report back later.

[Anonymous No.10447266]

>>10447250
the thing is I messaged three but only intended to message two of them. I remember what I messaged the other two and they haven't replied yet so I was surprised when I got the notification from the one I thought I didn't message. I'll check in bit when I'm more drunk

[Anonymous No.10447309]

>>10446665
I've only seen 12 and 30 packs here with no in between.

[Anonymous No.10447311]

>>10445625
Give them a call, show up at the recruitment center, emails are easy to miss / ignore

[Anonymous No.10447324]

redpill me on lemon extract and shit like that. it seems like such a loophole for under 21 people, what's the catch?

[Anonymous No.10447337]

>>10444219
In Canada a handle costs you like $60 (to be fair, only like $45 USD)

You have to be the fucking Monopoly Man to be an alchie in Canada.

[Anonymous No.10447340]

>>10445625
lol, that's crazy. if you show the slightest indication of interest in the US military, they will contact you by literally every means you provide. brochures in the mail, email, phone calls with a local recruiter...

[Anonymous No.10447354]

i'm taking painkillers once again with alcohol
i'm afraid to go sleep

[Anonymous No.10447370]

>>10447337
What about Hermit's? My Canadian friends tell me that's the alkie's drink of choice.

[Anonymous No.10447397]

>>10447324
What?
If this is some dumb workaround to getting drunk, get $20 and ask some hobo to buy you a case of beer.

[Anonymous No.10447410]

>>10446982
If you're not a big fan of civilian life, you're not gonna be a fan of life in the service. You're just not a fan of life in general desu

[Anonymous No.10447491]

>>10447354
Throw up.

[Anonymous No.10447692]

>Havent drank in a month
>Instead am doing codeine, zopiclone and phenibut, sometimes all combined, to get a buzz.

Cant deal with the mundanity of life without inebriation but I couldnt drink one night without the benders going on for another 4-5 days so I switched up my vices. Dont know if I'm just trading addictions, certainly dont feel addicted, but the dull discomfort/pain under my right ribcage that was troubling me has gone completely which must be from giving up the booze. Bank account is looking significantly healthier too since I stopped drinking. I would really like to try some kratom but it's virtually impossible to get hold of in the UK. Will probably fall of the wagon at some point in the future, will inevitably be roped into some social situation with drinking involved where I can never say no but I'm doing surprisingly fine without it now.

[Anonymous No.10447705]

Anybody want to build a liquor distillery and become the world's economic superpower?

[Anonymous No.10447714]

>>10447705
not following your logic, anon

[Anonymous No.10447718]

>>10447714
If you build liquor distilleries, you become the leading economy in the world

[Anonymous No.10447725]

>>10447718
I'm willing to invest in this.

[Anonymous No.10447730]

>>10447718
>imagine russians with UAE type money

[talex No.10447760]

>>10447705
yes but call it beverages instead

[Anonymous No.10447788]

Like 10 hours ago I jumped off my second story roof. My left knee is kinda sore but my right ankle hurts so bad I can barely walk or put weight on it, it's not swollen though. What do?

[Anonymous No.10447804]

>>10447788
were you trying the using an umbrella as a parachute thing?

[Anonymous No.10447814]

>>10447788
Have you tried forming GroBeGermamiums

[Anonymous No.10447821]

>>10447788
Take the elevator up higher and jump again.

[Anonymous No.10447846]

>>10447788
Did you try turning it off and on again?

[Anonymous No.10447847]

>>10447788
you broke your right ankle
do the same thing but with your left this time so it's more evenly distributed

[Anonymous No.10447849]

>>10447788
based zero regard for his own life poster

[Anonymous No.10447853]

>>10447847
Couldn't it just be a sprain?

[Anonymous No.10447861]

>>10447853
>jumped down 2 stories onto your legs
>can barely walk or put weight on it
you broke your right ankle

[Anonymous No.10447866]

>>10447861
It was from the roof that slants down to not quite two stories. It isn't even swollen.

[Anonymous No.10447879]

>>10447692
Boy do I have some bad news for you. Phenibut is also toxic to the liver. Maybe not as much as alcohol but still.

[Anonymous No.10447885]

>>10447866
>there's no internal bleeding therefore i didn't break a bone
if you landed directly on your feet you broke your ankle
otherwise i can't tell

safest bet is to go to an urgentcare and get it looked at
or you could just ignore it and hope you don't wake up in the middle of the night with a REALLY sharp pain

[Anonymous No.10447897]

>>10447866
you might have chipped a bone, if it really swells up and you physically can't move it without excruciating pain then you may have a microfracture.or a legitimate break but if you're able to post on al/ck/ I'd be willing to bet you didn't do anything that would require immediate medical attention.

[Anonymous No.10447900]

>>10447879

Well at the moment I'm only taking it once or twice a week, so it's better than when I was drinking three bottles of wine a day at least.

[Anonymous No.10447914]

>>10447885
The internet says if it hurts around the flesh and muscle (which it does) it's a sprain. You're right though I'll go tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10447918]

>>10447897
Depends of which angle I move it, some aren't so bad and others are rather painful. Its always kind of sore as well.

[Anonymous No.10447945]

>driving back from dinner with my parents
>dad drives me home
>"hey dad can you make a quick stop at the grocery store, i need to get somethingg"
>walk out with a 24-pack
>can hear the dissapointment the whole way home
>exit car, "love you dad"
>no response
>close the door

[Anonymous No.10447949]

>>10447918
the fact that you sound like a faggot and you can move it without 'holy shit' pain, probably not broken

[Anonymous No.10447950]

>>10447945

damn

[Anonymous No.10447956]

>>10447945
My dad would be the one asking me to get him a 24 pack. He can barely fucking walk now though.

[Anonymous No.10447988]

>>10447949
Thank you that's reassuring.

[Anonymous No.10448005]

>>10447988
then again, I drunken slept off multiple fractured ribs with a punctured lung before

[Anonymous No.10448036]

>>10448005
I just realized I made a mistake in my phrasing. I jumped off something like this.

[Anonymous No.10448038]

>>10448036
oh
you're fine

[Bless No.10448090]

>>10447945
That sucks man, sorry

[Anonymous No.10448137]

>>10447945
Clearly your love for alcohol is more than your love for your father faggot

[Anonymous No.10448216]

>>10448036
lol I did this as a kid when my drunk asshole father came after me, I had such a graceful landing planned out I was going to roll and be fine and I ended up doing pretty much what you did and I fucked up a ligament in my knee

[Anonymous No.10448247]

>>10448216
Did it just heal over time?

[Anonymous No.10448265]

What do you guys do about The Fear?
Got it baaaad right now. Almost want to go to the hospital but I know its all ij my head. I have no access to any meds. Just got some liquor hoping it will calm me down.

[Anonymous No.10448330]

>>10445625
> fighting for Trudeau

Pascal please go

[Anonymous No.10448347]

>>10448265
>What do you guys do about The Fear?
Typically whenever i feel scared, or anxiour about sonething i just drink alcohol to calm my neres

[Anonymous No.10448348]

>>10448330
PM Captain Kangaroo does not a country make.

[Anonymous No.10448352]

>>10448347

Its not about being scared its a total anxiety attack shit show Id never wish on anyone

[Anonymous No.10448353]

>>10448352
Alcohol can help with this. Do you mean anxiety after a bender with no alk?

[Anonymous No.10448377]

Time for a cheeky booze run

[Anonymous No.10448392]

>>10448377
oh shit. kek

[Anonymous No.10448408]

>>10448377
A literal walk? Got rused by my local store laste time

[Anonymous No.10448414]

>>10448377
me on the right

[Anonymous No.10448447]

>>10448353

Sort of. I know theyre linked.

[Anonymous No.10448458]

>>10446254

You should still contact them my friend even though it will be hard. Give someone down the line the informed consent you were not allowed.

At least it's not the death sentence it used to be and medication exists to essentially give you a good possibility of not spreading it. Unfortunately, the stigma is still there but most people that would be judgemental of any kind of STI are pretty much retarded when it comes to the subject of sexual health.

[Anonymous No.10448464]

>>10448377
lmao i love that

[Anonymous No.10448466]

>>10448458
Well that's just fucking weird. I layed down in bed and opened up my clover app, came to this bookmarked thread and apparently you replied to me a minute ago.
And yep I already told one chick. Sucks I had to do it through the kik app. But she changed her number and I don't use Facebook.
I laughed a little because she left me on "read". Still left my number and uninstalled the app tho.

[Anonymous No.10448488]

>>10448447
Alk inhibit GABA something that make u anxouty,

[Anonymous No.10448492]

>>10448488
U fkn wot m8

[Anonymous No.10448503]

hey guys, I really missed you even tho it's been only a week since I last read you
doing great with moderation, I mean, I'm just as miserable, but I feel way better physically
I love you guys, cheers
thanks for reading my blog

[Anonymous No.10448506]

>>10448492
alcohol make u less scared hehe

[Anonymous No.10448519]

>>10444229
She's looking back at me like she sees what I want to do to her.

[Anonymous No.10448532]

>>10448506

Well its not right now. The Fear got me.

[Anonymous No.10448534]

>5.40 - wake
>5.43 - high
awwwwww yyyiisssss

[Anonymous No.10448569]

Whats the difference between falling asleep drunk and blacking out?

[Anonymous No.10448583]

>>10448569
You don't remember falling asle-

[Anonymous No.10448587]

>>10448583
But even when I'm completely sober I don't remember falling asleep. No one does.

[Anonymous No.10448588]

I MUST GO SHOPPING

[Anonymous No.10448597]

>>10448587
I think it's more you don't remember the routine of trying to go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.10448604]

>>10448597
I often climb into my bed while drunk. I'll pull the blankets over me and snuggle up to a video. Suddenly I'm awake, does that count?

[Anonymous No.10448614]

>>10448569
blacking out doesn't necessarily mean falling asleep. Falling asleep is the end of a black out. Blacking out means doing things completely out of reason, and you will probably not remember a thing.

[Anonymous No.10448969]

Anyone want to talk on omegle ?

[Anonymous No.10449053]

Oh man I'm wasted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwKbE-KK6U

[Anonymous No.10449311]

>>10449053
what the fuck dude

[Anonymous No.10449796]

hey cu/ck/s,

it is currently 5pm here, i drank three beers.
do it commit myself on alc today or do i wait until i'm kinda sober again so i can take some more kratom later.
i do kratom everyday, just started drinking a few weeks ago again. was an alcohol about two years ago

[Anonymous No.10450080]

What job lets me get paid to be drunk on the job?

[Anonymous No.10450091]

>>10450080
schoolbus driver