/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10439407]

>go to restaurant, specifically diner
>ask for veggie burger
>ask to add bacon on it
>watch as waitress is frozen and confused for 20 seconds

[Anonymous No.10439414]

things that never happened and would not be interesting even if they did happen

[Anonymous No.10439465]

>>10439407
trolololololololol

[Anonymous No.10439491]

>>10439407
>ask to break a $100 bill into $5 bills
>wagecuck reluctantly complies
>I put them all in the tip jar
punk'd

[Anonymous No.10439499]

>>10439407
>order a ridiculous amount of food at a drive-thru
>pay for it at the first window
>drive past the second window and leave

[Anonymous No.10439520]

>>10439407
>went to a diner and ordered scrambled eggs, a tofu scramble and some toast (basically 3 sides) and some coffee
>me and friends find table, chat as we wait for food
>waitress comes up with all our plates and doles them out
>who had the toast?
>raise hand
>tofu scramble?
>i did
>who had the egg scramble?
>also me
>when she noticed I ordered both scrambled eggs and a tofu scramble she made a jab at me about how it was kinda pointless for me to get the tofu version if i was going to get the eggs too i don't remember exactly what she said but it was actually kinda funny, sorta witty
>caught off guard because i hadn't really even thought about it. i eat eggs and love tofu scrambles and wanted to try it here
>t-thanks, y-you too moment
>she walks away quickly i think she felt kinda like a jerk even though i didn't really care
>catch shit from my friends for getting roasted by cute waitress