Welcome to Waffle House!

[Anonymous No.10438383]

So, what can we get started for ya?

[Anonymous No.10438397]

2 eggs over easy with rye toast. double of hashbrowns, coffee and a water. thanks

[Anonymous No.10438400]

Big bowl of Burt's chili

[Anonymous No.10438407]

>>10438383
Do you serve Battletoads?

[Anonymous No.10438408]

all star special. hash browns. eggs over easy. sausage. biscuit instead of toast. coffee and water.

[Anonymous No.10438422]

>>10438408
I’ll have the same, but with sourdough and a cherry coke.

[Anonymous No.10438431]

>>10438407
I SWEAR TO GOD

[Anonymous No.10438438]

Coffee and a water.
Double order of hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, diced, capped, and peppered.

[Anonymous No.10438440]

All Star Special, eggs over easy, cheese grits, biscuit instead of toast, blueberry waffle. With an iced tea, please.

[Anonymous No.10438477]

>>10438383
why do you want to remind me of the ongoing debasement of the dollar

[Anonymous No.10438498]

>>10438383
Just a plate of scattered browns all the way

[Anonymous No.10438551]

>>10438477
Who cares

[Anonymous No.10438589]

>>10438551
you have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.10438590]

Those prices are so cheap, it's all so good too.

[Anonymous No.10438650]

14 oz tbone well done and 4 grilled cheese with bacon please

[Anonymous No.10438698]

I'll take a stack of pancakes but instead of pancake batter use grits.

[Anonymous No.10438705]

>>10438589
Learn life skills m8. Societies rise and fall all the time.

[Anonymous No.10438745]

>>10438383
Yeah, I'll take an All-Star breakfast. Eggs over-easy, biscuits instead of toast, with a side of gravy, scattered hashbrowns extra crispy, bacon, and pecans on my waffle. Oh, and I'll also take a coffee, sweetie, thanks.

[Anonymous No.10438748]

>>10438705
that's not how it works at all

[Anonymous No.10438783]

>>10438383
Yeah, I'll have a coffee. I'll have the porter house and eggs with wheat toast.

[Anonymous No.10438790]

>>10438383
Coffee black and a slice of cherry pie please.

[Anonymous No.10438819]

>>10438748
Yes it is. The only person you should have to rely on is yourself.

[Anonymous No.10438828]

>>10438819
go watch fight club again

[Anonymous No.10438854]

What the fuck is this?

>A 10% Gratuity is added to all To-Go orders for the servers that prepare them

Is this a shoop?

[Anonymous No.10438858]

>>10438828
That movie blows

[Anonymous No.10438870]

>>10438383
ham and cheese omelet
regular hashbrowns scattered, smothered peppered

[Anonymous No.10438877]

I'll have "Bert's Chili Salad" just to throw a wrench in the works and fuck people up. Oh, and an iced tea.

[Anonymous No.10438893]

>>10438383
all star special, eggs sunny side up and bacon
and a glass of iced tea

[Anonymous No.10438903]

Every time I go south I eat here and every time I regret it. The food is oily and shit. The only good part about it is the waitresses are actually really nice thats about it.

t. Yankee

[Anonymous No.10438907]

>>10438877
I was wondering about the chili salad. I've never heard of anyone putting chili on a salad. Seems like it would make the lettuce wilt

[Anonymous No.10438927]

>>10438903
>Yankee

Well of course it was shit ;)

[Anonymous No.10438952]

double waffle.
Hashbrowns smothered and capped.
side of grits and a sugar packet.
I'll bring my own pocket eggs
>>10438854
Tip generously and tip often. Feel free to tip over 10%.

[Anonymous No.10438955]

>>10438383
>a single, plain waffle
>$2.20
This is why I don't go to waffle house.

>inb4 'lol poorfag can't afford $2"

[Anonymous No.10438960]

>>10438903
>The food is oily and shit. The only good part about it is the waitresses are actually really nice thats about it

Southerner here. I agree 100%.

[Anonymous No.10438974]

>>10438903
Waffle House won't call the law on you if you're drunk and driving, unlike those queerbait IHOP niggers.

[Anonymous No.10438981]

>>10438383
I'll have directions to IHOP please.

[Anonymous No.10438990]

bowl of grits, side of country ham, and coffee

[Anonymous No.10438997]

>>10438383
double, covered peppered diced and smothered please.
side of bacon.

[Anonymous No.10439009]

>>10438997
forgot the eggs over easy. sorry.

[Anonymous No.10439053]

The first time I went to a Waffle House was coming home from the Gatornationals with my dad. He absolutely loathed the place, but we were with his friends who loved it, and I had personally never tried it before. Waffle Houses are exceedingly rare establishments in Florida I guess.
>Pull up
>Restaurant outside is visibly filthy, covered in garbage and stinks of burnt cooking oil, windows have streaks and spots
>Whatever, it's Florida, that's not surprising
>Go inside
>The reek of burnt oil wafts out like a solid wall of stink was pressing up against the second door (why do Waffle Houses have a fucking airlock anyway?)
>Staff looks invariably like heroin addicts and the one super-grizzled black Army veteran cook manning the fryers and grill
>We sit down at the counter because all the tables are packed or filthy, no busing seems to be happening at all
>After perhaps 5-10 minutes of sitting front-and-center at this little counter, somebody finally walks in from the kitchen's back door and asks us what we want with a tone of something like indifference
>I get waffles
>Watch this surly chef proceed to yell at some skinny white dude picking his nose to make the waffles
>Mixes up batter and pours it into waffle maker, still picking his fucking nose
>As he finishes pouring it and turns his attention to something on the grill, a cockroach skitters across the back counter and up the waffle maker
>Oh please no
>Skitters right onto the edge of the waffle maker, unfazed by what is no doubt a burning hot waffle iron
>Kid, still not paying attention, slams the waffle iron down, crushing half this cockroach into my waffle
>Dad and friends saw it too, we immediately get up and leave
The worst part is, I've had worse experiences at a Waffle House.

[Anonymous No.10439089]

>>10439053
satire

[Anonymous No.10439094]

sirloin and eggs with a diet coke

[Anonymous No.10439095]

Can I have a McChicken please.

[Anonymous No.10439120]

>>10438383
grits with a fried over easy on top. 4 strips of bacon on the side

[Anonymous No.10439142]

>>10438400
BRAPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.10439213]

>>10438819
he says, while posting on an imageboard through a network of highly connected computers that he controls only one or two of

[Anonymous No.10439241]

>>10438383
Biscuits and sausage gravy with an egg sunny side up

[Anonymous No.10439258]

>>10439241
Damn thats the one thing us Northern cucks can't get good is gravy and grits

[Anonymous No.10439313]

Burger plz. Also give me a coke.

[Anonymous No.10439320]

For a large menu there is very little actually there.

[Anonymous No.10439378]

>>10439320
Its mostly breakfast and most people just want eggs waffles and hashbrowns in varying amounts.

[Anonymous No.10439493]

>>10439258
biscuits covered with gravy is kind of hardy. it's good for having to go work outside all morning from 4am to 1:30. lunch is generally light in the south for working folk. also i've always taken a longer lunch to go back after the worst of the sun was gone. finish up an hour before dark, have a good meal full of greens and vegetables, couple shots of bourbon or some beers, hit the hay around 8:30 and get some proper rest.
it's cultural, but damn is it good.

[Anonymous No.10439496]

>>10439493
start work at 5am, sorry.

[Anonymous No.10439497]

>>10439213
Yes I enjoy the comforts available to me currently. I can live without them though.

[Anonymous No.10439500]

>>10439497
lol, they don't get it.

[Anonymous No.10439501]

>>10439497
>he thinks society will just disappear one day

[Anonymous No.10439508]

>>10439501
>he thinks society is living in a high-rise and being dependent upon obama

[Anonymous No.10439515]

>>10439501
Society is the most fragile thing in the world. The power goes out for longer than a day or two and we would descend into madness. I can guarantee that.

[Anonymous No.10439529]

>>10439515
this aint bullshit.
let the infrastructure fall apart and you have road warriors with stolen weapons trying to murder their way out of the ghettos they embraced so they can go raid farms like the cockroaches like which they behave.
sad thing, modern society.
they wont be getting any fucking eggs when they're too stupid not to eat the chickens in the first day, that's for fucking sure.

[Anonymous No.10439537]

>>10438383
>he doesn't order from the secret menu
Are you even trying?

[Anonymous No.10439544]

>>10439537
name it!
give us a clue.

[Anonymous No.10439559]

>>10439537
>>10439544
NM i looked it up!
i'll have double d's

[Anonymous No.10439748]

>>10439258
I'm an expat, I can't get it here either. But it is super easy to make. There are a lot of recipes for it on YouTube.

[Anonymous No.10439827]

>>10439053
>over-exaggerated shit the post

[Anonymous No.10439927]

>>10439748
definitely.
biscuits can be made on any clean nonporous countertop and gravy isn't science so much as art. i find it hard to believe that a roux and a liquid are that hard to come by.

[Anonymous No.10439932]

>>10438974

I have a dui charge, court dropped it several years ago but I did get it driving basically blackout drunk from a waffle house to my apartment.

I don't think the waho called me in because the cop had followed me earlier in the night but didn't stop me when I turned into my apartment complex, no reason to doubt that from the details he gave, and then I got back on a major road with my headlights cut off because I fucked around pretty heavy with the light switches trying to find a lighter to light a cigarette as I left waffle house and pulled out in front of him from the parking lot at 4 am, but yeah sometimes I wonder if they submitted a tip.

Oh well

[Anonymous No.10439939]

>>10439932
if they cared about you, they did.

[Anonymous No.10439953]

>>10439939
It was at rock bottom of a series of shit in my life so can't really disagree

[Anonymous No.10439994]

>>10439953
god bless you, brother/sister.
how are you now days, and do you love scattered, smothered, covered doubles?

[Anonymous No.10440272]

>>10438383
nothing because i went to IHOP

[Anonymous No.10440299]

>>10438383
All Star special and a classic bland coffee

[Anonymous No.10440309]

>>10438383
all star special with two strips of bacon

[Anonymous No.10440314]

>>10438383
Medium hashbrowns. Smothered, covered, chunked and capped.

[Anonymous No.10440388]

>>10438383
tube steak smothered in underwear with a side of mayo

[Anonymous No.10440390]

I just went to one the first time last week
hands down the worst burger and hash brown I've ever had

[Anonymous No.10440391]

>>10438383
A clean booth to sit in.

[Anonymous No.10440418]

>>10438383
That cozy wafflehouse menu....

[Anonymous No.10440475]

>>10440390
why the fuck would you get a burger?

[Anonymous No.10440505]

Lived my whole life down south and just recently decided to patronage wafflehouse. It was a revelation. Not that the food is great, but the fact I can get country ham blew my head apart. I was floored. It's my favorite greasy spoon these days. It's really damn good for the price.

[Anonymous No.10440506]

>>10438383
We'll take one All-Star Special and two coffees please.

[Anonymous No.10440525]

Pork chop, waffle, double hashbrown, covered and covered. I will eat this between sips of a half pint of Barret's that I take anytime the staff or other patrons are not looking at me

[Anonymous No.10440562]

Water, double hash smothered, peppered, and scattered well. 2 eggs over light and a biscuit. I might get a pecan waffle for dessert if I'm still hungry.

[Anonymous No.10440572]

>>10440390
>hating the hashbrowns

[Anonymous No.10440590]

Four fried chickens and a Coke.

[Anonymous No.10440606]

>>10439544
>>10439559
Yeah it's their "$7 menu" (or something like that); there are actually some decent selections on it, but you gotta specifically ask for that menu

[Anonymous No.10440612]

>>10438383

>$7 t-bone steak

[Anonymous No.10440614]

So, do you serve Battletoads?

[Anonymous No.10441010]

>>10438383
The perfect establishment

[Anonymous No.10441042]

>>10438383
I'd like a piece o' dry toast wit' two scrambled eggs!
Order o' hash browns, make 'em extra crisps,
A glass o' orange juice an' a bowl o' cheese grits!

[Anonymous No.10441054]

>>10438383

May I have...
Double Waffles, hashbrowns, bacon, some chocolate milk and a glass of water. I'd also like a booth with the other Anon's please.

>>10438819
>Yes it is. The only person you should have to rely on is yourself.

This is an inherently delusional and I would even argue mildly psychotic notion to humor: your existence, comfort, and success is made possible by the acts and cooperation of quite possibly millions of people and to deny their contribution and pridefully claim that you "rely on no one but yourself" is as inane as saying you crawled out of the pussy a fully grown man.
Be thankful for the people around you, recognize the small casual services strangers provide to you every day: your antisocial behavior will provide you with nothing but misery, while being thankful costs nothing and will never stop providing you with context.

>>10438854
>A 10% Gratuity is added to all To-Go orders for the servers that prepare them
That's fucking bullshit though, holy shit.
What the fuck does that even mean 'for the servers'? I'm getting it to GO what the fuck service are they providing for me as I wait to get something to go that deserves a 10% gratuity?

[Anonymous No.10441064]

>>10440612
Menu is old, they stopped serving T bone's a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.10441068]

>>10438383
If I want onions in my hashbrowns do I just say smothered or do I have to say smothered in onions?

[Anonymous No.10441092]

drunk = chop steak
not so drunk = chicken fried steak

[Anonymous No.10441120]

What the fuck? I can't get a simple bowl of beans?

[Anonymous No.10441131]

>Traveling in Southern America.
>Hear how Waffle House is for blacks, the food sucks, but there's always a show.
>Hit up a place in Georgia.
>Walk inside, only white, everyone stares at me until they realize I have a funny foreign accent.
>Get the allstar, pecan waffle.
>Sassy black workers all having bantz while working, heard some "hell naws" while not paying attention to food.
>Soul music playing.
>Eggs came out undercooked.

I still had a good time.

[Anonymous No.10441323]

>>10441054
I never said I dont cooperate with others or appreciate what is done for me by those people, but at the end of the day I can take care of myself and take pride in that fact. You drew a lot of conclusions from one sentence. It was more along the lines of not being so dependent on a system that can belly up at any point in time.

[Anonymous No.10441335]

>>10438383
Double patty melt with fries and a coke, please ma'am.

[Anonymous No.10441447]

Burt's Chili. And nothing else.

[Anonymous No.10441448]

I don't see why these threads exists are there people who want to have a bad job so play games on message board to fulfill their fantasy?

[Anonymous No.10441451]

I'll just have a glass of warm chocolate milk and a coloring book please. I'm meeting someone.

[Anonymous No.10441459]

>>10438383
This menu legitimately looks like a generic grocery store/small market ad you'd get in your mail

[Anonymous No.10442552]

>>10438383
Chicken & eggs, scrambled, hash browns all the way hold the peppers & gravy, raisin toast. Coffee and water on the side.

I literally order this every time, I can't ever make myself do anything else. I could probably call my own order too if I had to.