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10435094 No.10435094 [Reply] [Original]

Webm thread. Egg edition.

>> No.10435096


>> No.10435113

I like how weirded out he is the whole time that someone is filming it.

>> No.10435120

There's a door in the back.

>> No.10435126

oh boy another 300 reply thread with the same 40 webms posted like last time
i swear to god i'm gonna hurt somebody

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>> No.10435160

feel better?

>> No.10435161

that's a lotta eggs mane

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>> No.10435172

>green yolks

Wrong within five seconds

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>> No.10435180

He dabs a side of the egg in the partially cooked egg. Interesting, I'll try that in my next egg sandwich

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>> No.10435186

Side of the bread I mean

>> No.10435189
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>> No.10435222

Do Mexicans really...?

>> No.10435232


Why do people insist on peeling a banana from the wrong end?

>> No.10435242

Do you think he's aware of his online popularity?

>> No.10435284

Of course. He's the one that keeps posting it. Free advertising.

>> No.10435292

But how does he get out?

>> No.10435297

>starts with ham planet mashing overcooked yolks
Nope im out

>> No.10435316

why does it take me 5 min to make a grilled cheese, but eggman can whip up a sandwich like that in less than 1?

>> No.10435319

he doesnt

>> No.10435343
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>> No.10435399

you can do it too if you have all the ingredients and shit ready

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>> No.10435552

I feel incredibly odd about this, it's Simply Sara but there isn't a heaping load of sugar or unnecessary fats. Outside the overcooked yolks - which really isn't that much of a deal breaker, the main issue with these deviled eggs is that they'd be incredibly bland.

>> No.10435558

Honestly it's pretty disgusting somebody would eat an egg sandwich without any meat, what are they snakes or oviraptors?

>> No.10435564

Christ, if the yolks are that overcooked and green I wonder how goddamn hard and rubbery the whites are.

>> No.10435566

Why would you eat like this, just why

>> No.10435569

as a middle finger to nature
i do what i want

>> No.10435577

most of the stuff she cooks is legit. id fuckin love to eat at simply saras house. all that organic stuff, nice fresh herbs she buys. its funny, she talks about how she tries to eat right yet hasnt seemed to lose weight for all these years. she had some operation recently, got fluid in her lungs since shes a ham planet that cannot lay on her back for more than 5 minutes...not sure how much longer shes gonna last. I give her 2 years.

>> No.10435597
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the virgin eggman internally rages with jealousy

>> No.10435621

I used to think he lost a bet, but apparently it's some kind of drinking "game."

>> No.10435628

>the other webm thread hasn't died yet so retards can't repost the same bullshit in this one yet
sad realization

>> No.10435631

Nah, you'll become one of us.


>> No.10435643

What made him think setting up shop next to the king was a good idea?

>> No.10435651


Horrifying. You wouldn't catch me drinking that cheap swill.

>> No.10435655
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Those fucking alcolholics have two threads, why can't we?

>> No.10435664

Like most people that size I assume that her issue is that she never stops eating. It doesn't matter how healthy the food if you're eating 4000+ calories a day.

>> No.10435668


>> No.10435669

It's called a tequila suicide.

>> No.10435672

Actually, they have three at the moment

>> No.10435676

That's pretty damn cool.
It'd make for a good panic room or rape dungeon.

>> No.10435741

By what reasoning do you consider the stem the "wrong" end?

>> No.10435763

He is the Prince you fools, have some respect, someday he will be King, when his father's reign is over.

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>> No.10435778

Imagine the chaos if it was a white guy taking a black guys sandwhich, then some jewish dude shows up and gives the black guy a sandwich.

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How does he cook the eggs without pissing off the eggs??

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>> No.10435857

Good protein my dude

>> No.10435868

I want to book him to play at my funeral

>> No.10435916


What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.10435917

the last 70 years of socio-political change.

>> No.10435919

Successful troll is successful.

>> No.10436213

This bitch looks like a psycho elf from LotR.

>> No.10436260

>Not naming the file Pan-GalacticGargleblaster.webm

Missed opportunity, m8.

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>rape dungeon

>> No.10436284

Are his grid irons upside down or is it just designed that way?

>> No.10436289

In a scenario where the man would need to vacate the stall, how would he do so without damaging any of his fragile merchandise?

>> No.10436291

It would take an inexperienced chef 5 minutes to make that sandwich and most of the time would be spent waiting for the pan to heat up, assuming they were starting from nothing.

>> No.10436314

What I wouldn't give for her to slice my cock off and eat it exactly like that webm

>> No.10436317

I bet she'd do it for a couple of thousand. Even if you're on welfare you could probably manage to save that much.

>> No.10436403

What? You've got an easy peel bit at the top and an inedible bit at the bottom.

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>burps egg up 5 hours later

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>> No.10436564

she needs to sharpen that knife, a fuckin PB&J shouldnt have to be sawed through

>> No.10436601





>> No.10436628
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do wypipo really do this

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as bad as /v/

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>> No.10436691

The two aren't mutually exclusive...

>> No.10436702

I disagree

>> No.10436704

That's clearly some mexican shit.

>> No.10436707


>> No.10436708

Jack was supposed to heat the copper grill pads up with the grill before trying to cook on it.

Jack, being retarded, plopped the eggs and burgs on cold.

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That looks fucking vile

>> No.10436736

>fucking green eggs

>> No.10436778

At least get the right font, would've made it better

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who is that

>> No.10436908

Where are the rest of these

>> No.10436945

What is this he puts in the eggs?
Onions & peppers?

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>> No.10436976

Does the pan heat faster for an experienced chef, genius?

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I can't get over how fucking proud he looks every step of the way.
He really does fancy himself quite the Mestre.

>> No.10437096

shut the fuck up kiddo

>> No.10437153
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That's not fair at all. I made an EGG webm thread two weeks ago and the janitor deleted it.

What the fuck man

>> No.10437172

Idk that looks kinda cool. If you were good at that and could get a bit of a diagonal bias on the cut, I don't see anything wrong with it.

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Nigger, have you ever played Mario Kart?

>> No.10437192

>using a santoku to cut bread


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>> No.10437209

Why couldn't he at least cut the pizza in a less violent way? Why did he have to splatter mayonnaise everywhere?

>> No.10437219

>guy with shit coloured skin

Do darkies really think like this?

>> No.10437227

Do people still get autistically mad when somebody references Hitchhiker's Guide?

>> No.10437238

I'm sure he could have made less of a mess. But hey, he's acting for the camera. And who knows? Maybe he had a bad day and is working off some stress.

>> No.10437254

e g g


>> No.10437310

>wine cellar/panic room/rape dungeon

4chan at its finest.

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I don't. I can't speak for others.
I do think it's a bit cringy when someone treats a reference to it like it's some amazing in-joke or, worse yet, a refence to "real" literature.
People who think having read HhGttG makes them intellectually superior to others should be whipped.
>>10436260 is towing the line, in my opinion, but it could be so much worse.
Hitchhiker's Guide is just yet another example of something be nice and likeable enough, but the fanbase being so cringy and /or toxic you catch yourself almost hating the original thing because of it.
It's the same with Rick and Morty; people almost feel an obligation to hate it so they're not associated with the fanbase. It's not THAT great a show but I don't think it's something to hate either.

>> No.10437317

how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10437320

He doesn't leave until they're all sold.

>> No.10437323

>Joseph "I thought she was eighteen" Hernandez

>> No.10437362

I was talking about the guy in the post I replied to.
You never see the face of what I believe to be a woman in the one I posted. Come on, man.

>> No.10437415


>people almost feel an obligation to hate it so they're not associated with the fanbase

So fucking true. A friend recommended I watch Rick and Morty back when they were still on season 2, but I only ended up watching a few episodes. I was going to rewatch it but then the whole szechuan sauce shit happened. Ricky and Morty fans are fucking cancer.

>> No.10437488

A million bux says that guy is Greek.

>> No.10437489

this is your brain on /pol/

>> No.10437537

I opened the webm and almost gagged. The sight of the eggs alone...

>> No.10437542

Well,if you fry the eggs,put cheese on them and then fry it in butter it's good.

>> No.10437543

I bet that's not the worst thing ever, but still pretty awful.

>> No.10437546

Why did Bill murray give that guy money?

>> No.10437548

I just made the egg man sandwich.
Honestly he should use 2 eggs.

>> No.10437549

This makes me sad. Just put a fucking pan on the grill...

>> No.10437559


>> No.10437561

his NEET loser son doesn't have any money to pay for meme sauce so he paid for him

>> No.10437577

>every day as a young lad i'd eat four dozen eggs

>> No.10437765

Is that 10W-30?

>> No.10437783

Bill is an okay guy.

>> No.10437785
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>Daily reminder that some intelectual from the Rick and Reddit fanbase trade his own car for a meme sauce that would return months later.

>> No.10437836

Disgusting third world trash. They need to be exterminated.

>> No.10437894

>green eggs and ham

>> No.10437901

I literally come to these threads for this kind of shit
please make it a /general/ and only start webm threads with _the_ /ck/ webm

>> No.10437909

>eats half the bottom bun without getting the top bun in his mouth at all
god i hate this man

>> No.10437925

>implying a hard working white folk would take a negro's pigs feet and cornbread sandwich

>> No.10437941

i told you to stop posting this webm of a faggot larping and also the food looks like shit and you should feel like shit for liking video games. now grow and do something with your life nigge

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>> No.10438059

>no money shot

>> No.10438080

Calm down, autismo.

>> No.10438109
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>rape dungeon

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>> No.10438241

Lol fuck off roastie

>> No.10438245
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>> No.10438273

Are we just going to ignore the fact that the guy on the right ate 5 half eggs over these 30 seconds?

>> No.10438274

his workplace is disgusting. A true king would understand the importance of cleanliness

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>> No.10438283

It's almost like the pan takes a while to heat up

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>his true king only wears a disgusting white stained undershirt

>> No.10438307

>Oi, thata be 600 dollaridoos and ya knoife loicense

>> No.10438315

prime negro food. just ask Outkast

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There it is!

>> No.10438334

god i wish that were me

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>> No.10438371

more like the salt bae of eggs... nothing but fucking gimmicks and showmanship

>> No.10438374

What a shitty gimmick.

>> No.10438381

I hope he loses his mortgage and goes bankrupt because of this faggotry.

>> No.10438385

Look how he disdainfully throws the eggshell into the trash. the somewhat uncomfortable and terse way he responds to the customer. The surly egg king is entirely at home in his castle and it is a castle. Not five cartons of eggs stacked on a card table. This pretender uses a bun like rag to clean his cooking surface. Unlike the egg king who flips his sliced bread in one smooth action.

>> No.10438445


Okay how does he actually get out of his shack, there's no door in the back

>> No.10438447

you can still just watch the episodes by yourself. avoiding things that you like because of other people is unbased

>> No.10438454

He can't without breaking the eggs. He has to cook and sell them all before he can leave.

>> No.10438459

I'm pretty sure this would spark world war 3. nah just kidding you're a fucking retard and you're irrationally preoccupied with race

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>ing the eggs. He has to cook and sell them all before he

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You got a license for that shitpost?

>> No.10438508

I don't actually get the filename joke, but is this a new pasta?

>> No.10438514
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>> No.10438522

Anons, help me out. After watching this webm for a couple loops, it appears as though the guy's stand doesn't have an exit on the sides or in back. Let's say he wanted to take a walking break off work or leave for the day. He must have to crawl out the front. He doesn't look very nimble, and he has to lumber over his cooking station and dozens and dozens of eggs in the process. How does he accomplish this task without doing things like bumping the a carton off the shelf, mushing his feet, hands, or other parts of his limbs into the eggs, breaking them? Does he take all the cartons off and pile them inside his stand, one by one, THEN crawl out the front? That seems unlikely, he can't physically reach all the way over to grab the furthest carton in the stand. Does he have a step-stool? Is he deceptively fit, and can actually make one quick jump over everything, like the quick brown fox over a lazy dog? That would be especially impressive since there doesn't appear to be any room to get a running start, and he would be vaulting over his hot workstation. Maybe that's part of his routine. I imagine him performing this stunt with the same jaded expression he has in the rest of the video. Jumping over everything for the thousandth time. He could have been jumping over everything for years. Maybe he jumps and uses his arms to push himself up and over everything? It could turn out disastrously, his foot might graze one carton and that could easily send the whole wall of eggs crashing down, in a single cascade. In order to protect his bottom line, there must be some way he can leave the stand without breaking all the eggs. Maybe he buys little enough he has cooked everything by the end of the day, and can exit the hut as ungracefully as necessary. With only a minute and seven seconds of content, it's difficult to infer exactly what his exiting process would be. I think this question of our time deserves a full investigative report from a credible source.

>> No.10438525

fuck off and die

>> No.10438530

you basically answered your own question bruh

>> No.10438533

Sort off. Over the last few weeks the anti-egg and pro-egg forces have been coming to blows in these threads. The pro-egg people think /ck/ doesn't have enough original memes and so wants to push "how does he get out" as some weird /ck/ version of "For You". The anti-egg people think it's forced bullshit and would rather the threads slowed down and focused on OC instead of being flooded with /b/ tier shitposting.

>> No.10438584

DESU, I know a couple of kinky bitches who would pay good money to be tied up in a place like that and "raped".

It's probably the second most common sexual fantasy.

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He might be a kid, but he's right, you know.

>> No.10438595

Thread theme

>> No.10438613


Feels like the attention seekers are getting more old than the webms themselves.

>> No.10438619


>> No.10438644

i always make my omelets by frying up it like a egg pancake and then sandwiching the cheese when i fold it in half
i like it

>> No.10438648

There's something so inhuman, so muppet-like about his facial expressions and the way that he moves. What is wrong with Jack? There's something very wrong with him. Is it FAS? were his parents Dude Weed LMAO?

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>> No.10438661

>not showing the insides
This one of the reasons why ruskies are subhumans.

>> No.10438676

/ck/ webm threads are my favorite.

Egg guy is the best meme.

>> No.10438695

you fucked up the filename btw

>> No.10438701

Where is this? Mexico?

>> No.10438706



>> No.10438837

I have to know, man. What's number one?

>> No.10438875

Sloppy, messy, dirty... No class and no style.
There's no discernible talent.

>> No.10438892

Looks like wd-40 to me. England was a mistake.

>> No.10438915

filthy animal. i can't fap to this.

>> No.10438923
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Love me some eggs

>> No.10438963

Why are white people so cringey?

>> No.10438966
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He really does have that bread flip down pat.
I watch the webm every time it's posted for that alone.

Based Pasi will show you how it's done.
>mfw the dog turns down the treat and Pasi picks it back up.

I alternate between country, like Helmer, link related, and classic French. Made a quick and dirty French before bedtime today (folded because lazy). A little bit of parmesan and some lamb roast leftovers were put in it. Pic related.

Looks more like India.

>> No.10439083
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>tfw no eggs at my house

>> No.10439112

He's gonna make it.

t. /fit/

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>> No.10439251

Do you cook bacon on med-low so it evenly cooks?

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>and ya knoife loicense

>> No.10439282

>tfw I know this feel

I'm going to get my girlfriend to bring me some after work

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Fuggen wypipo

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Nope on high-med on one of these bad boys

>> No.10439338

Can you assholes just make a subreddit already

>> No.10439415

Do you think he manages to get all the eggs in there without breaking any?

>> No.10439446

>Australia trying to out burger America

>> No.10439505

>moving mandolin
nah fuck that

>> No.10439512

La creatura verde

>> No.10439530

Fucking hell the pizza doesn't even look good.

>> No.10439549

well, one you want to keep people in, the other you want to keep people out

>> No.10439557

lol mine are on the way now too
great minds, huh?

>> No.10439565

>posts "tfw"
>shows no face

>> No.10439577

shut the fuck up retard

>> No.10439611


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You think weed would produce something like Jack?

>> No.10440087

Probably cheating

>> No.10440167

>not feet

>> No.10440219

I didn't know rape in a wine cellar was a common fetish.

>> No.10440291
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>Mopped up left overs from the previous meal with the bread for your sandwich.

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i just have this.

>> No.10440328

Am I the only one who thinks those initial taps he does with the bread on the eggs do literally nothing?

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>> No.10440367

This was by far the shittiest webm thread I've seen on /ck/
I wonder how many people even know how to cook here

>> No.10440374

Almost none. Take a look at the cookalong threads for evidence.

>> No.10440381

Need to separate food and cooking into different threads
Contain the fast food jack posters on their own board

>> No.10440406

No I mean even the cookalong threads are really bad. Though they usually get praised by other anons who are equally shitty cooks, so maybe you will like them.

>> No.10440425

tfw is short for that feel when
not to be confused with mfw, meaning my face when, which is what you thought he meant.
>mfw no face

>> No.10440557

>You can now
You couldn't before? Did the cheese sauce and burger just repel each other like magnets?

>> No.10440589


>> No.10440627

Is it even possible to eat THAT many eggs without getting salmonella poisoning?
Shit, I don't care if you live on a fucking farm and get all your eggs same day, I don't believe it

>> No.10440637

Has science gone too far?

>> No.10440640
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and tulips used to be worth more than houses
guess what people are retards

pic unrelated

>> No.10440653

that guy for sure thought he was going to get fucked

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got you covered bro

>> No.10440851

not counting the lil monkey, the macaco soup does look tasty.

>> No.10440969

>not wanting the monkey
No Uma Delicia for you muchacho.

>> No.10440980

Why in a car tho?

>> No.10441176

>Uses the bread to clean the grill

>> No.10441213

How does he poo without a loo?

>> No.10441218

he had a stroke

>> No.10441331
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>new king
Have you lost your fucking dopey dog shit mind? This street shitter has nothing on SKoEF. I mean a quick count alone reveals he has maybe 2 dozen eggs on display for customers to chose from. He's also got what appears to be 1/100 of his immediate family there helping him with prep: a real master of the yolks only needs his virgin son by his side to operate. Also I don't like his gaudy black buttoned up shirt. I came to your stand for a fucking egg sandwich not some sit down goat curry. It's like they say: the wife beater is a window into a man's soul.

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>culinary einstein

>> No.10441382

/r/ the pasta

>> No.10441433

I bet she fucks like a fighter jet

>> No.10441453

>cue classic trading sardine story

>> No.10441460

Nah, that's just what you tell yourself when you spam your degeneracy in random threads.

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made my day

>> No.10441642

memes aside this is actually much less pleasant to watch and the food looks less well made

>> No.10441651

>is that lubricant?
>no, looks like lubricant to me.

american humor, everyone

>> No.10441655

so this is the power of cultural apporpriation

>> No.10441688

You should never cut toward yourself like that. Accident waiting to happen

>> No.10441697

Smoking anything while pregnant is a recipe for retards.

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Still though.. this isn't ordinary.

>> No.10441739

I just noticed that he takes one second to close the bag of bread after he puts the spatula on the pan.

>> No.10441743

Also her index finger and thumb are pointed out. So it's really easy for her to accidently cut her fingers when cutting so fast.

>> No.10441747

Little Caesar's pizza looks better than that. He probably just did that because he needs a gimmick to get people to buy his shitty pizza.

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>> No.10441787

why not just get the fuckin poutine

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because you're not from Quebec and admitting Quebec has a good food would hurt your brittle hongcouver pride too much

>> No.10441828

Did he throw up blood?

>> No.10441835
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I got you.

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>> No.10441922

>the yolk didn't drop out
a massive fail if you ask me, this man doesn't respect the art of the egg at all.

>> No.10441927

All that spinning and juggling clearly scrambled the egg

>> No.10441939

is this joe rogan?

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>> No.10441945

I made this for breakfast yesterday for the same reason

Shit was pretty good fampai

>> No.10441960

>implying you can scramble on a giant flat surface
you're reaching now

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>> No.10441968

Who is jack?

>> No.10441973


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>> No.10441979

The video in question

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>> No.10441987

so basically, they're the same as normal strawberries in every way except the price. sounds good to me

>> No.10442003

Aren't these called pineberries?

>> No.10442020


>> No.10442030

at first i didn't see the guy's face and thought it was ghost hands or omurice helper or something

>> No.10442035

Can she slap??

>> No.10442036

This webbum is particularly sneaky well done anon

>> No.10442042

>the way the onion falls off
god i hate this man

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>anon delivers

Holy shit what year is it?

>> No.10442056

tertiary boards like /ck/ are years behind regular 4chan in terms of quality decline.

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>> No.10442128

Not only is it much easier to peel it this way, you even get a handle.

Not really sure about the inedible bit, the entire thing inside is edible

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>> No.10442145

looks like a building material

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what kind of delicious house do you live in

>> No.10442199

Jackposting outside of a Jack thread should be bannable

>> No.10442254

I am hungry as fuck rn
Would I be crazy if I made this?
It looks kind of tasty.
I haven't ate in 20 hours.

>> No.10442279

Did he wipe his hand on his pants?

>> No.10442351

this never gets old

>> No.10442396

this is stoner/mexishit food

>> No.10442397


>> No.10442404

This is an abomination

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>the sauce was designed to go on fries

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Im glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. I thought it was a cloth at first, wiping down his grills. nope its the bread

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>> No.10442467

Fucking disgusting
>put this abortion on a bagel
Fucking fuck!

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>> No.10442502

>those hands

how do these always look so shit

>> No.10442570

Fuck that yellow rubber shit no way

>> No.10442901

But how does he get outta there without breaking all them eggs ?

>> No.10442914

Source can be found by googling Pures Leben Pizza

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He has no time for lowly egg shells, a king knows his priorities! And customers need to know who's in charge. He's a strong ruler!

Extra flavor!

>immediate family
Those are his servants, he's a king after all.

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>> No.10443084

Sauce, pls.

>> No.10443333

go back

>> No.10443349

h u h !

>> No.10443629

It's prison food. His shirt even says CONbody

>> No.10443637

tomato tomato

>> No.10444262

I'd pay good money for that bread.

>> No.10444286

do jews really...

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