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What fictional food have you always wanted to try?

>> No.10433675

>>10433665
Unicorn meat.

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>>10433665
The library wine in Anathem

The 600 year old whisky in Dark Matter

Jodelle Ferland's poop (girls don't poop so it's fictional)

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>>10433665
mermaid

i really enjoy the romanticized concept in the uroko music video for dir en grey, a mermaid laying on the table with her lower half partially cut into fresh slices
would it taste of human flesh? fish? a strange combination? what is the muscular anatomy of a mermaids tail?

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>>10433665

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>>10433665
Hasperat

Made real spicy

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>>10433665
A pegasus might be tasty.

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>>10433675

>> No.10433764

>>10433665

>fictional

is the joke here that it's entirely nonfictional to have a donut filled with dog semen

>> No.10433769

>>10433665
American fine dining.

>> No.10433779

>>10433769
wew

>> No.10433822

>>10433665
This thread is like an autists wet dream.

>> No.10433833

The kidney that Bloom ate for brekkie in, "Ulysses," that had the faint tang of urine. Also, his cheese sandwich with mustard in the pub when he was being accosted by the Cyclops.

>> No.10433838

>>10433665
I think i’ve had those before

>> No.10433867

>>10433838
based

>> No.10433925

>>10433700
>Dark Matter
Fuck that show's shenanigans. I could never tell if it was brilliant or tween.

Pretty much any fictional animal. Fire geckos, dragons, myconids, dark elves just to spite them, harpy eggs, mind-flayer mouth tentacles braised in red-wine with a little cilantro in a small bun, minotaur testicles (shocked peeled grilled then sliced?), basilisk jerky (guaranteed to make you hard).

>> No.10433948

Lembas Bread :(

>> No.10433959 [DELETED] 

>>10433925
It wasn't amazing, but it had reasonably fuckable women in tight fitting outfits, and a jailbait looking girl who always looked worried, sad, or scared, and those are my favorite facial expressions on a female. Also they made sure to put one of the females in bondage or beat her up at least once every couple of episodes so it maintains your interest. It's good drinking yourself to sleep material.

>> No.10433962

>>10433665
Your girlfriends cooking

>> No.10433968

>>10433761
Shouldn’t she be pointing the gun at herself?

>> No.10433975

>>10433700
disgusting eskimo jew

>> No.10433981

>>10433741
literal turkey wrap

>> No.10433982

>>10433975
/ck/ has /b/-tier taste in women. As a board we are almost as pathetic as /r9k/

>> No.10433992

>>10433959
The autistic android being designed as a shell for the dying lesbian lover of her amnesia'd captain was pretty funny.

It was definitely more unique than other scifi programs these days. Sad they killed it off when the Black Ships showed up.

Does anyone else find it weird so few shows explore how many exotic foods we could get from alien worlds? I find it really fucking offensive when they bring back alien plantlife and it's a fucking turban squash or something. At least paint the fucking thing.

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>>10433665
This stuff right here.

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>>10433992
Yeah I was hoping they were going to throw in some lesbo robot innuendo and they kinda did in the last episode where the autist proposed sex and was brushed off, maybe that was the producer's last ditch effort at not getting cancelled.

Also pretty sure in Enterprise they ate stuff they found on other planets.

>> No.10434037

>>10434002
Yeah they were growing a bunch of things in Stargate Universe if I remember right. Procuring food in Star Trek Voyager was a big deal and they ate a lot of alien stuff, and it was a big deal thanks to one of the primary characters, but you had to suffer through the show.

He and his underage love slave, as well as "please state the nature of the show you'd like me to save" were the only reasons to watch it.

>> No.10434049

>>10433833

The lunch bit is the best food depiction in literature. I can taste that fucking sandwich.

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>>10434132
He said fictional retard.

>> No.10434219

>>10434181
But white castle is terrible and they're clearly enjoying themselves

>> No.10434236

>>10433665
The food rations in Star Wars. Probably just chalky, nutritionally dense, semi-flavored bars, but still curious.

>> No.10434237

>>10434181
that's a screenshot from a movie idiot not everything fictional is anime you weaboo

>> No.10434238

>>10434219
They're high.

>> No.10434244

>>10434237
He said fictional food. White Castle isn't a fictional place.

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I want to know what was so good about the soup

>> No.10434252 [DELETED] 

>>10434245
I've had it. It's alright. Better than Pret, but that's not saying much.

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>>10434237
>everything featured in a movie is fictional
>i have appeared in a film and thus am not real
>Cogito ergo sum is a fucking lie

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>>10434244
>>10434255
movies and tv shows use fictional places otherwise they get sued, next you're going to tell me pic related is real

>> No.10434292

>>10434281
>Companies can't grant permission
>What is parody, criticism, and fair use.

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>>10434281
White Castle promoted the movie and had the shit in their products. You have to be 18 to post here, kiddo.

>> No.10434314

>no-one posted the lost boy feast from Hook

>> No.10434330

>>10434314
THIS
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME

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>>10434305
ok and 711 promoted the simpsons movie, doesn't make the kwik e mart real m8

>> No.10434358

>>10434336
The Kwik e Mart was based on 7/11. For Harold and Kumar, they filmed the scene at an actual white Castle and ate actual white castle burgers. For all intents and purposes, it was meant to be a real white castle of our universe in that movie's universe.

>> No.10434370

>>10434281
every coffee i’ve been to was always full
how did those new yorker twats always get that spot on the couch?

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>>10434358
oh my god are you really this dumb.
it's people taking you for a ride you ignoramus

>> No.10434393

>>10434376
On the flip side, I could argue that there are people really that autistic out there. I'm covering my bases.

>> No.10434399

>>10433665
lamchop

>> No.10434895

>>10434336
wow thats so racist, someone should really say something

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>> No.10434907

Tubby custard or tubby toast

>> No.10434917

>>10434906
this

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i love how shiny food looks in anime, reminds me of the fake plastic food examples asian stores sometimes have to display their menu in their windows

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>>10433741
Bajorans a shit, desu

>> No.10434952

>>10434926
Is that why your boss regarded them as "children", but took them as personal servants so he could fuck all the teen Bajorans he could?

You know the Bajoran tail is prime meat.

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>> No.10435089

That painted cake shit from the movie hook 1991.

>> No.10435179

Estus from Dark Souls
For some reason I think it tastes like spicy Sunny D

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>>10434926
speaking of which
how about some kanar?

>> No.10435580

>>10435179
Spicy Sunny D with dark rum and mouth wash

>> No.10435602

>>10434961
I noticed the file name before the pic loaded and was expecting a MPW joke. Time for me to take a break?

>> No.10436278

>>10433764
DESU it's kind of gross if you don't drink it straight from the dog. It oxidizes and denatures.

>>10433833
So, any kidney, then. I've never understood why the Brits are into eating those, unless of course they're starving at the time. And I have no problem with drinking piss directly from my girlfriend peeing in my mouth.

>>10434281
Not even close to being true. Patent lawyer here who sometimes deals with other IP (and, as noted above, GF'sP). Product placement is big business in movies, and unless they are disparaging a product they generally use real ones. If the product is featured prominently, especially if being visibly used by the main character, the brand will often pay big bucks to get it used, such as Red Stripe Beer in "The Firm" or the Mini Coopers in "The Italian Job". If they're talking about how much something sucks, they will usually use a fake product to avoid litigation risks, though, like the "6000 SUX" in RoboCop.

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Like every other fictional food thread. Foods from Neopets, Miitopia, Subeta, Paper Mario and Maplestory.

>> No.10436323

>>10433665
A female orgasm.

>> No.10436380

>>10436297

>neopets

I'm positive that I was 10 years older than everyone else, but I went through a phase for a couple of years where I was obsessed with that shit.

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>>10433665
Blue Milk.

>> No.10436396 [DELETED] 

>>10436323
Gross. Women should not enjoy sex.

>> No.10436401

A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

>> No.10436578

>>10433749
I tried to make one into cupcakes once, it didn't go very well.

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I'd give carrot dogs a try

>> No.10436589

>>10434370
They reserved it you brainlet, thats why there was always a reserved sign

>> No.10436603

>>10436380
I returned to it recently. the current event is pretty bad

>> No.10436637
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Soylent green wafers

>> No.10437432

>>10433665
home-cooked meal from a girl that cares about me

>> No.10437482

Surprised no one has mentioned crottled greeps. I guess it's too much to expect to see some fucking culture around a Siberian climate change discussion board.

>> No.10437502

>>10433925
>mind-flayer mouth tentacles braised in red-wine with a little cilantro in a small bun
what the fuck am I reading

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>>10436588
Die you fucking Barneyfag
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Starlight_turns_candle_holder_into_a_carrot_dog_S6E21.png

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>>10434895
fuck off dobson

>> No.10437739 [DELETED] 

>>10436588
Yup, me too.
>>10437690
Lee mate you missed a couple posts up thread, you're losing your touch.

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Klingon cuisine.

I imagine it is all very fresh and rich in nutrients.

>> No.10438248

>>10436578
oh no...

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>>10433968
>Shouldn’t she be pointing the gun at herself?

>> No.10438461

>>10437976
>Fierce warrior race
>Only eats worms and bugs
Pathetic.

>> No.10438814

>>10433833

Eat shark or skate if you want piss in your meat. Their urine literally soaks through the meat and out of the body. Often smells like ammonia until you soak it in milk.

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>>10436588
Die you fucking Barneyfag
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Starlight_turns_candle_holder_into_a_carrot_dog_S6E21.png

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>>10436588
sig heil viktoria bruder

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>> No.10440202

>>10433665
babish pls go

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>>10433665
Mr. Goodsir

>> No.10440338

>>10440073
Do they not have chicken on the planet you live on?

>> No.10440366

>>10440073

this makes me hungry everytime

>> No.10440377

>>10433665
>watch this gif
>havent seen this movie since it came out something like 16 years ago
>can remember the guy in the background saying "oh, i think i had these before!"

>> No.10440393

Oh god. Just saw the source of where OP's image is based from. So disgusting. So close to puking.

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>>10440236
Looks like shit.

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>>10436588
Die you fucking Barneyfag
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Starlight_turns_candle_holder_into_a_carrot_dog_S6E21.png

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>>10436588
Die you fucking Barneyfag
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Starlight_turns_candle_holder_into_a_carrot_dog_S6E21.png

>> No.10440900

>>10440399
looks stiffer than Little Caesars

>> No.10440910

>>10440399
>>10440900
Mmmm 0 sauce steamed pizza.

>> No.10440911

>>10440338
In that scene, the chicken was ready in less then 2 second. That would be cool no?

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>>10436588
Die you fucking Barneyfag
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Starlight_turns_candle_holder_into_a_carrot_dog_S6E21.png

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>>10436588
Die you fucking Barneyfag
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Starlight_turns_candle_holder_into_a_carrot_dog_S6E21.png

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>> No.10441378

>>10440399
How the fuck did she take that out of the hydrator steaming hot without burning her hands?

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>>10441318
That always looked fucking amazing

For me though it would be pic related. Ever since I was a kid I thought it looked 10/10

>> No.10442649

>>10442523
>For me though it would be pic related.
...A roast pig? what is that? I never read asterix & obelix because it was literally french homework for me and fuck doing homework when youre 7

>> No.10442663

>>10442649
Its roast boar, and you should read them, so fucking good.

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>> No.10442688

>>10442663
>Its roast boar,
this is an inexpensive dream to make real then

http://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/remington-12-gauge-3-in-1-1-4-oz-bb-hyper-sonic-steel-0751370p.html#srp

25x 12ga BB shotshells for 32 canadian space cash, and you can make a decent shotgun out of a length of pipe, a 2x4, and a clicky pen

>> No.10442715

>>10442688
Australian so hunting it would be tricky

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>>10442715
it's a point and click interface, anon

>> No.10442819

>>10434952
>ridged pussy

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>>10433741

>> No.10442882

>>10442855
Dukat 2020

>> No.10442904

>>10435562
Is Kanar a food?
The green glasses are kind of misleading. They make you think, oh, it must be a cool green colored drink, but the glasses are just dyed and opaque. The actual liquid looks like mud. So much less appetizing than that minty green. I see why Damar prefers that glass.

>> No.10442913

>>10433948
you and me both brother

>> No.10442923

>>10434906
>>10434917
If anyone here posts that sad little grave I'm gonna freak out

>> No.10442929

>>10440399
Half pepperoni and half green pepper though?

>> No.10442970

>>10440399
what movie this is. the film quality is too high for it to be something pre 00s but it has the style of something from the damn 80s right down to the product placement and i love it

>that one family member with a VR set
>the VR set isn't absolutely enormous
is it blade runner? i feel like it's nu blade runner

>> No.10442984

>>10436401
That's easy. Just hit yourself in the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold ingot.

>> No.10442990

>>10442970
BTTF2.

>> No.10442994

>>10442970
>what movie this is.
I really hope you are from some shitty third world country where American movies are banned, or something.
>the film quality is too high for it to be something pre 00s
You are underage.

How can you not recognize Back to the Future? This is the part of the second movie that is set in 2015.

>> No.10442995

>>10442990
>1989
that film quality is actually unironically astounding. technology is amazing

>> No.10442999

>>10442970
>the film quality is too high for it to be something pre 00s
what's wrong with you

>> No.10443003

>>10442995
What are you talking about? It's like you've never seen movies before. "Film quality" actually went way down in the 70s as 70mm film fell out of fashion. It's only made a comeback recently thanks to film hipsters who decry digital.

>> No.10443008

>>10442994
>>10442999
>How can you not recognize Back to the Future?
here in canada, we're not used to good lenses, nor high definition film, not even proper video compression, and I'm a philistine who never liked the thought of watching meme movies even if the meme movie is good on its own merits

>>10443003
>"Film quality" actually went way down in the 70s as 70mm film fell out of fashion. It's only made a comeback recently thanks to film hipsters who decry digital.
yeah i thought it got real bad towards the 80s, had an outright crash in the 90s because of digital being in its infancy and even AAA film studios buying really garbage stuff because on a dusty screen it won't matter anyway, and it climbing again after 00 because of advances in digital filmography and compression methods both high and low speed

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>>10443008
>leaf
My condolences. Please take the geese back.

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>>10443027
>Please take the geese back.
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>> No.10443074

>>10437730
based chris-chan

>> No.10443088

>>10443003
>Film quality" actually went way down in the 70s as 70mm film fell out of fashion.

That happened with a lot of things. The old reel-to-reel audio tape from the 60's and 70's was far better sound quality than CD or any of the fancy modern digital formats. Less convenient? Sure. But far better.

>> No.10443169

Poplers and butter beer

>> No.10443216

Pan galactic gargle blaster
It's supposedly like having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

>> No.10443247

Nectar and ambrosia of the ancient gods
Milk and honey from Xanadu
Lembas from Middle Earth
Butterbeer from Honeydukes

And finally I'd like to commit sudoku eating the magic beans from Jack and the beanstalk

>> No.10443274

Slurm

>> No.10443284

>>10443216
Great bit of acting from mos def when he just starts screaming

>> No.10443811

>>10434376
Are you fucking with me?

It's a real place that physical locations and the food depicted in the film are regular menu items. You can find even shittier versions frozen in almost any grocery store.

>> No.10443820

>>10434924
Egg wash or a light brushing of oil will do the same. You just have to be a good enough cook to make the rest look good.

>> No.10443852

>>10433720
I never believed dir en grey would ever be mentioned on 4chan /ck/ of all places.

>> No.10443874

>>10435040
fucking this

>> No.10443956

>>10443169
You can get butterscotch beer
it's shit

>> No.10444129

I mean, its all real of course, but all the food from Hook looked fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPCzjHPS--U

>> No.10444274

>>10443852
>weebs are everywhere on the website
>never thought someone would at some point mention dir en grey
Hmmm...

>> No.10444651

>>10438461
>eating a piece of an animal is more of a warrior cuisine
>not consuming several dozen souls in one sitting

>> No.10444669

>>10435089
someone got me a birthday cake with frosting similar to this and it felt so good to eat.

>> No.10444671

>>10442683
NOOOOO!

>> No.10444687

is this Binging With Babish trying to crowdsource ideas?

>> No.10444788

>>10444651
>implying worms have souls

>> No.10446189

>>10444274
I meant especially on the food board section.

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>>10442683

>> No.10446299

>>10446189
well anon i enjoy the concept of cannibalism and horror visuals
those culminate into my interest in eating mermaids and dir en grey
i make some good ass bread too

>> No.10446326

>>10433665

The Swordfish Meatloaf with onion marmalade >>10433665

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Mmm, kankerburger from ed edd n eddy